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Whoever may be your favorite character in The Office US, only one really tells the unadulterated truth & that is the one and only Dwight Kurt Schrute. Here are some of the most important life lessons he has provided through the 9 seasons.
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I would gladly take life lessons from a guy who’s speed is somewhere between a mongoose and a cobra. And a panther.
Daniel Parker ---WHAT?!?! No bear??
Judy Wright you obviously didnt see that episode
@@u1s3e4r wooooosh
batman not Bruce Wayne shut the actual fuck up. wooosh is so overused its annoying now
Mongoose and a black pepper snake
I now have the strength of a grown man, *and* a little baby
Baby has pretty strong grip though
That’s more of an early game perk, really falls off late game.
A W Babies do that was a fetus
Not even the most disturbing thing he said
What episode was that?
"we need a new plague"
Coronavirus has entered the chat
F so what’s the damage
Plague is inherently bacterial, not viral. Coronavirus wouldn't fall under plague in any sense of the word, so no. It isn't a new "plague".
r/beatmetoit
jasperarmo 11 r/beatmetoit
@@A7xFo thanks for ruining the joke....
Dwight has the ideal qualities to be a career military officer. He is martial, humorless, totally mission-oriented, a believer in fixed myths, and endlessly fatuous yet ready to embarrass himself at the drop of a dime.
Excuse me its Dwigt
@@tacticalbarstool3385 ITS LIEUTENANT DWIGT
@@thesaul9484 sorry sir!
What is a fixed myth?
What about The horse doctor?🤣
Actors acting actors who are acting badly is good acting
Joshua Miller
I've always thought the same 😎
If thats what the script is then perhaps
alot of it is Improv
It's not good acting.
It's great acting.
@-ファントム you got me.. for a second
love how the title says "dwigt"
Hahaha, I didn't even catch that
He's a spinoff of character
Its the exact same character, but all audio of his name is edited to sound like dwigt
What I think happened is Michael used autocorrect on every Dwight in the script changing it to Samuel L Chang. But autocorrect doesn't work on misspellings....leaving behind one Dwigt 🤓
lauren b. Good eye lol
lauren b.
Literally had to scroll up to double check 😂
I both love it and hate it, it's bothering me but amusing me. Someone help 😂
"These are 8 1 foot subs"
Dwight:"f"
f
f
f
f
f
Ah yes, my favorite character from The Office: Dwigt
/ / Sleepless Avenue / / I like stnlee
@@Darthloopgames i kinda like ryn
THETATO127 Meh kvin is more funny
@@Darthloopgames Mihael is the best hands down, Jm is a close 2nd but yeah
@@cricketcoop2038 Can't believe nobody mentioned the best character, And
I like how Kevin is staring at Dwigt casually pulling a knife out
Billy Bob i liked that, Dwigt... yes
inhale *dwigt*
ah yes my favorite characters
dwigt and phyls
"It's better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose."
- Wayne Gretzky
*- Dwight Shrute*
meanwhile he puts something thats been in the tank of a toilet on his mouth smdh ...really dwight?
I mean it is gross but... that's clean water.
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing."
-Dwight K. Schrute
Changed my life
*IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE.*
Best life lesson ever.
That Annoying Guy You Know *JIM*
Dwight: **has a wig for every person in the office**
Don’t be a idiot
That Annoying Guy You Know
Yeah Jim that frilling bum
I now know this
I feel bad for everyone who hasn't seen this show. Y'all missing out on so much
Just Alejandra I actually envy them. I wish I could watch it for the first time again
I don't know where to watch it
@@assasin9867 Netflix
@@crazy224488 true...
@@assasin9867 Netflix if you're in the US, Amazon Prime video Latin america
Rain Willson is an unbelievably great actor!
"You're thinking of a chicken."
... "What did I say?"
😆😆😆
I dont understand this joke
noob buddy cant drag me down how?
noob buddy cant drag me down creed most likely has seen first hand a decapitated person so just went along with dwights statement as to not arouse suspicion
I love how Dwight just assumes when he dies it's going to be because he was murdered 😂😂
5:40 the camera guy's hand actually comes in to the shot!
The tip of his fingers good catch
At 6:29 you can see the cameramans face!!
@@scadwea9109 where?
0:40 I love the way he’s moving the ball thing as he’s saying the word “reabsorbed” It’s such good acting. 😂😂
cause hes lying....
@@razkable r/whoosh
"I'm the lion. You're dead!"
Mr. A. Knife
How have I miss this after hours and hours of this show?! It’s fucking hilarious! LOL
Jim: “Hey Dwight, what do we have here?”
Dwight: “What does it look like”
Jim: “Dead goose.”
Dwight: “And the circle gets the square.”
😂😂
Dwight: We need a new plague.
Coronavirus: People describe me as, incredibly talented.
I love how Dwight just assumes that if he were dead it'd be because he was in a life or death battle.
8:58 always one of favorite parts 😂
I’m a grown man and a little baby pretty much sums up Dwight
he entertains very well
Dwight"we need a new plague" the corona viruse "allow me to introduce my self."
mojo 452873 meanwhile the flu kills more every year.
@@dustbunny4527 The virus has been around for a few weeks and isn't nearly as widespread. If it were to become an acutal worldwide epidemic it would be much more deadly than the flu.
Straight God China is quite populated
@@dustbunny4527 Right but there are so many measures taken to contain the virus such as putting one of the largest cities in the world under quarantine. If you go to Shanghai you shouldn't even worry about it. But if we were in the 1800s or something this could easily kill millions of people.
Straight God true. I’m hoping we’ve gotten past most of that with proper hygiene, healthy lifestyle and diet. But I doubt that we are. The SAD, lifestyle and habits are not helping our immunity and susceptibility to illnesses.
I'm a simple man. I see Dwight Schrute, I click.
you mean Dwigt Schrute
@@hamoobdi0405 Just corrected it, thanks
@@mikewack6778 noo haha i was making a joke on the title of the video: they spelled dwight wrong
@@hamoobdi0405 i think It was a joke from the episode that they was reading the script of the Michael Scott movie
Mike Wack 67 you mean Dwight Snoot
"Sir you have some MESEEGAS" Really Phillis haha.
Dwight is the embodiment of the "i'm not dying unless i'm killed by someone" mentality
3:06 d- did Dwight just press "f" on himself
A True Pioneer
Do you follow @s90football on Instagram?
Does anybody want to be a Schrute boy?
Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep *CHOMP*
i only take life lessons from "dwigt Schrute"
all i want is a schrute buck
Zak Bouhaddou i got you.
DAZZA Eustace He’s dead.
Did anyone else see the Trump book at the beginning? 😂
Lol yea, MAGA!!!!
Taylor Lundell 🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@crazy224488
5 more years for ya, bud
Tonka DRIVER yay 5 more years of the swamp.
it's funny how everyone thought he was such an inspirational figure until he started running for president lol. people are sheep
safety is....click......on.
Captain Zeta Jones
Dwight looking directly at the camera is funnier than when Jim does it.
measles lol...rose?..
& in the end the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all......its *FEAR*
Sn. Honestly I'd love for Dwight to be my friend & teach me survival tactics while mose widdles me figurines & cuts me fatback bacon 🤷♀️
this has taught me more than the educational system ever will.
9:34
That's the first time I have heard Mose's voice
"Dwigt Schrute" LOL threat level midnight reference
or just a typo...
Always take life lessons from me.
no
Question. Will you turn me into a badass ?
zhu kevin Yes indeed.
Ok Dwigt.
But you're not Dwigt.
"That is the way to go. Instant death."- Dwight Schrute
“You don’t have to wrestle him....just get in the coffin” love it
Im gonna hang a paper that says "dont be an idiot" on my wall .. everyone should do the same
“I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones”
Really? You can retract your blood vessels and raise your blood pressure on command yet can’t get rid of a few silly kidney stones? Dwight, I expected better
I have now become Jim’s official assistant in making Dwight furious until the end of time
dwight is full of it
How was the table reading for Threat Level Midnight practised at the table reading for the episode? Something to think about.
"safety is ..." click "on" I died
8:59 make sure you pause it first though
7:04
U got what u asked for dwight
3:07 I can’t believe I’ve never noticed this before did Dwight say “f”?
Dwight looks like the kind of guy who has really bad breath 😂
Smells like beets
And remember people "don't be an idiot"
That's a bit too difficult for me
Ah yes, our favorite comedy character: Dwigt.
title: *exists*
me: i see what you did there
I love his face after the slap
"Dwigt"
7:05 Dwight predicted the future
The only person I would wanna learn life lessons from. I mean, he can cut his own hair.
7:06 did Dwight just predict the virus in 2020
7:04
Looks like Dwight finally got his wish.😪😂
"It's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose".
That's the funniest yet disturbing life lesson of them all 😂
7:24 does anyone know this beautiful painting it's so beautiful I wanna buy
Dwight's life lessons helped me one night when I was caught between a mother bear and her cubs
I wonder if he ever removed his weapons from office
3:06 did Dwight just said "F" ?
9:20 khabib nurmagomedov before joining the UFC
7:02 Aged like a wine
Ah yes, my favorite character, Dwigt.
Basically the same as this video on the real The Office channel -
ua-cam.com/video/aYWhDZurjSw/v-deo.html
We need a new plague imagine if this was aired on the date of this video.Gulp.
Who else sees the error in the title
”Dwigt” -Ok then
Its from the show
Love the trump book trump2020
7:06
Did he , wait, what?!
Here before they spell-check the title of the video
Edit: nvr mind im dumb lol
very confused So disrespectful getting my name wrong.
It’s so sad 🤣
It might also be a joke about threat level Midnight though
very confused 😀😀
@@StormBrkrr oh shit yea lol
The second after Dwight pulled out those eggs a bird started chirping outside of my house 😭
"There are too many people on this earth; we need a new plague."
God: Hmmm
Jim!
Nice
I went to the comments to see if someone said anything about this
Ok so when creed said Ed truck was decapitated by a truck is creed so dumb he heard his name was “head truck” and came up with that story
I say, it’s better to get hurt by someone you know on accident, than by someone you don’t know, on purpose jajajaja
We don't make 8-foot subs that's 8 1-foot subs.
Dwight: F (3:06)
looks like dwight got his wish.a plague did indeed hit.
real talk, those subs are ridiculously cheap, and I want the location of this sub shop
Imagine Dwight was ur dad
Dwight's rights
“Watch that I don’t hit my corroded artery” 🤣🤣
5:40 hand of the camera guy had me ROFLing
Ah yes, my favorite character from the great show "The Orifice", "Dwigt Shrute".
“We need a new plague”. Hope you’re happy Dwigt
"We need a new plague"
SABOTEUR!!!
Dwight really put an f in the chat when it wasn't a 8 foot sub at 3:07
“We need a new plague”
He’s done it
Hahaha! Excellent title Dwigt from the script typo in the show! :D. Dwigt resorbed a baby and attained extra strength ! 💪💪🤓
7:05
Dwight: there is too many people on this earth! We need a new plague!
Corona: hi!
Dwight: 7:04 "there's too many people on this Earth, we need a new plague"
Covid 19: Hold my beer..
Dwight predicted 2020
I think you meant Dwayne
Michael was original Dadvice youtuber.
Ah yes, *Dwigt* Schrute.
Hey! This is not the script of threat level midnight. FIX THE TITLE!
words to live by
Dwight actually looks like a mix of an adult and a baby
Dwight :”There’s to many people we need a new plague “
Coronavirus : as you wish my king