The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  Рік тому +1310

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  • @RobinMarks1313
    @RobinMarks1313 Рік тому +11142

    I drove a cab for years. Once, a guy got in my cab and said, "I'm late for the my flight, I need to get to the airport, can you please drive as fast as you can!" I had waited for many years to hear those words. Halfway through the trip, he said it was okay if he missed his flight, and I could slow down if I wanted. He looked terrified. I backed off the throttle a bit. No problems, he made his flight.

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW Рік тому +878

      Legend

    • @Darthcamper
      @Darthcamper Рік тому +557

      I just had a dream where I got into a car (Uber of Lyft or whatever) and the driver immedaitely started speeding. I asked repeatedly for him to stop and pull over and let me out. He did. Then he pulled away complaining about how someone had paid $3000 up front to take me as far as I wanted and now he wouldn't get it

    • @nathansteele4358
      @nathansteele4358 Рік тому +239

      This! This is the driver I need! Not the guy that somehow almost killed me driving to slow (ran red lights, genuinely terrifying trip, still no idea if he saw them not ngl it’d feel safer if he did see them but he ignored them as opposed to being blind)

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard Рік тому +137

      we found Daniel, the protagonist of Taxi...
      bon sior!

    • @nope53926
      @nope53926 Рік тому +205

      Every Taxi I've ever been in drives like an aggressive maniac already, scary to think they might be holding back.

  • @ChadMugustust
    @ChadMugustust Рік тому +2009

    I like it how everyone in the Ryanverse talks like an alien that's learning how a sentence works.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 Рік тому +122

      That’s because they’re Canadian

    • @phiefer3
      @phiefer3 Рік тому +162

      That's just how normal people talk, I decided.

    • @zio4590
      @zio4590 Рік тому +23

      That's an interesting idea. That's a very interesting idea!

    • @randomguy4616
      @randomguy4616 Рік тому +40

      Hi there, hello

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku Рік тому +23

      ​@@randomguy4616 Hi there, hello.

  • @KerryPaulazzo
    @KerryPaulazzo Рік тому +104

    -Lemme paint a picture for ya.
    -Okay!
    -With my words.
    -Oh. 😆🤣

  • @iReiGNxx
    @iReiGNxx Рік тому +661

    I laughed more than I care to admit at the “Let me paint a picture for ya…with my words.”

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth Рік тому +14

      I genuinely felt so disappointed that he didn't get a paintbrush out!

    • @patrickthomas2119
      @patrickthomas2119 Рік тому +12

      That one got me too. Something about the pause and delivery had me in stitches. It was way more funny then it had any right to be. And that is Ryan’s brilliance

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin Рік тому +23

      The best part was the disappointment shown by Pedestrian Ryan. He was really looking forward to getting a painting.

    • @jdp7743
      @jdp7743 3 місяці тому +1

      Let me let me let me let me let me let me let me let me paint a picture for you. OK! With my words. Oh…

  • @billygoatguy3960
    @billygoatguy3960 Рік тому +128

    i have always adored how optimistic every Ryan is in every single interaction, like they would never expect to hear a response that would make them unhappy ever.

  • @K.edits2105
    @K.edits2105 Рік тому +201

    The “Get in this confined space with me NOW” has me on the floor

    • @laras678
      @laras678 Рік тому +10

      But he's got a mustache!

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth Рік тому +1

      He's asking the other Ryan to enter a room! But at least the windows aren't barred so the first guy to vandalize could break them!

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 7 місяців тому

      I'd have asked if he had a confined space permit!

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue Рік тому +2967

    Ryan’s version of catcalling is more ideal than the real definition

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 Рік тому +227

      Less harassment, more cat noises.

    • @lodxmas
      @lodxmas Рік тому +123

      I have been doing it wrong the whole time. Hey ladies..... Meow! Now let's see the difference.

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 Рік тому +75

      Meow! Meow! Meow! I like chicken! I like liver! Meowmix, meowmix, please deliver!

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Рік тому +61

      To humans maybe... but actual cats fine it HIGHLY offensive! And who would you rather offend more cats or human females?

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 Рік тому +41

      @@CasepbX Cats haven't figured out pepper spray yet

  • @gabbieblue
    @gabbieblue Рік тому +718

    i love that ryan actually has a moustache, and yet the taxi driver was still wearing a moustache, just to really ensure maximum moustache

    • @rvog6584
      @rvog6584 Рік тому +30

      Per Ryanverse rules, the cabbie has more societal rank d/t the more prominent mustache. (!!)

    • @NotSteveCook
      @NotSteveCook Рік тому +24

      A more commanding mustache is TIGHT!

    • @jenniferp403
      @jenniferp403 Рік тому +26

      “Ensure maximum mustache” is my new album title.

    • @jacktheflash8478
      @jacktheflash8478 Рік тому +3

      @@jenniferp403 nice

    • @krillinsmoustache6261
      @krillinsmoustache6261 Рік тому +4

      Ryan doesn't have a commanding enough moustache

  • @bensterWasHere
    @bensterWasHere Рік тому +42

    0:54 I love his instantaneous shift to disappointment lol

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify Рік тому +3

    "Let me paint you a picture."
    "Okay!! 😃"

  • @muhammadahsanwaseem9137
    @muhammadahsanwaseem9137 Рік тому +2911

    I would take a taxi everyday if Ryan was the driver.😂

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday Рік тому +3806

    This is exactly how picking up an unlicensed cab used to be in New York before Uber/Lyft. There’d be a line of them at LaGuardia / JFK.

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Рік тому +116

      OMG GUYS HE'S VERIFIED YOU HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY BE THE FIRST PERSON TO REPLY SO YOU CAN GET LIKES AND BUILD YOUR EMPIRE

    • @levistewart8856
      @levistewart8856 Рік тому +145

      Hey, I remember you. You’re the Chocolate Rain guy. Nice seeing you around.

    • @LansaDiag
      @LansaDiag Рік тому +58

      Oh jeeze, TayZonday! That's a blast from the past. Nice to see you around man!

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 Рік тому +25

      thats weird here in uk uber is more likely be this than cab cabs are licenced and when u work door security your not aloud to use uber for drunks only the local licenced cabs

    • @fredbyoutubing
      @fredbyoutubing Рік тому +39

      I once got a ride in Manhattan from a rich guy's limo driver on a break and he charged me super cheap. He was just bored. I was clueless but that ended well.

  • @ameribano8910
    @ameribano8910 Рік тому +764

    I’d get into this man’s car. Truly a trusting individual

    • @zephyrerazortail5478
      @zephyrerazortail5478 Рік тому +57

      Yeah, he got a mustache.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Рік тому +15

      Definitely one of the trustiest people ever

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 Рік тому +14

      @@LuisSierra42 that *was* a very long pause though..

    • @SpacebarKodo
      @SpacebarKodo Рік тому +7

      ​@@michelguevara151 but he does say trust me alot though

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 Рік тому +8

      I think he is related to the person who teaches people how to drive so he must be good at his job. I trust him completely.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Рік тому +19

    Well played, sir.
    The "This is fine" line was well set up, yet still caught me totally off guard.

  • @mrraamsridhar
    @mrraamsridhar Рік тому +7

    He was so excited when the driver said he'd paint a picture for him. Poor thing

  • @edwardserfontein4126
    @edwardserfontein4126 Рік тому +803

    What I love the most about Ryan's acting is that he makes the most simple interactions extremely funny.

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn Рік тому +22

      Yes. This.
      He's doing a sketch about common Taxi service, and he makes it _hilarious._

    • @Dragon-Believer
      @Dragon-Believer Рік тому +5

      I drove a taxi for 2 years a long time ago. I think he missed a lot of the actual jokes. It should have been like 'get in my car you big drunk idiot'.
      The phone call thing and the radio stations was good. I had passengers tell me way more personal information than I ever wanted to know. They told me about their small penis or that the purpose of the trip was to buy crack. A call girl asked me to wait for her like I was her pimp. A woman asked me to go buy wine and condoms and come back.

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому

      First Guy To Use A Condom: Hi there. Hello. I wanna have sex with you, but I don't wanna--I don't wanna--I just don't wanna touch you, is all.

  • @my3dviews
    @my3dviews Рік тому +242

    Getting into a small taxi is tight. 😂

    • @shroomboy432
      @shroomboy432 Рік тому

      Id let ryan get into my small tight taxi if yk what i mean 🤪

    • @judahdardenyoutube
      @judahdardenyoutube Рік тому +15

      Oh, wow wow wow,
      Wow.

    • @pitapul7094
      @pitapul7094 Рік тому +5

      and it’s super easy barely an inconvenience.😅

  • @clark9992
    @clark9992 Рік тому +4

    "Let me paint a picture for you"
    "OK!!"
    "With my words"
    "oh"

  • @AwwLivSos
    @AwwLivSos Рік тому +12

    Taxi drivers in my experience are always the best, and at the same time the craziest drivers on earth. I'll have a guy drive through the traffic with unhuman precision and reflexes, going from top speed to a full stop in less than a second, driving with one hand out the window and holding a cigarette, the other hand using the phone and talking at the loudest possible tone, while at the same time turning his had to the back seat, asking "How we doin back there?"
    Man those guys are good

  • @Ravage369
    @Ravage369 Рік тому +433

    Never ceases to amaze me how accurate these first interactions always seem to be.

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy Рік тому

      l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +2

      @@TippyHippy & then what did you do?

    • @Dillbihly
      @Dillbihly Рік тому +4

      @@favoritemustard3542 Then he petted it and gave it crumb cakes, because the furniture was a bean bag chair.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +2

      @@Dillbihly it's kinda hard to believe someone with a 12yo account would do something so "nice" lol but here we are.

  • @amberd.883
    @amberd.883 Рік тому +152

    I really love when he stutters. It's just so charismatic and funny.

    • @MusicalJackknife
      @MusicalJackknife Рік тому +12

      Yes, somehow when he starts any sentence confidently and then falters without really losing pace it gets me every time.
      My favorite might be in the Falcon and the Winter Soldier PM when he's talking about the Flag Smashers' plans.

    • @NinjaPieceLOL
      @NinjaPieceLOL Рік тому +6

      TIL that stuttering is charismatic.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser Рік тому +5

      @@NinjaPieceLOL Only if you do it exactly right in very specific contexts, though.

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Рік тому

      Bro what 🥱

  • @JohnJupiterII
    @JohnJupiterII Рік тому +583

    You know it's a good day when Ryan uploads.

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Рік тому +5

      You know it's a good day when you remember Ryan's existence

    • @bobfallon2676
      @bobfallon2676 Рік тому +1

      Your comment is both true and slightly uncomfortable.

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 Рік тому +1

      You lost me at “Y”

    • @mariusvanc
      @mariusvanc Рік тому +2

      Yeah, people don't realize. A total game changer.

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric Рік тому +2

      You're right, I am having a good day.

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +12

    0:35 is literally the best thing ever

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 Рік тому +41

    I loved how happy Ryan seemed to be offered a painted picture

  • @Ducc
    @Ducc Рік тому +232

    What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy?
    When it’s hailing taxis.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Рік тому +1

      wow

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Рік тому

      Hey an identical comment is just above this one

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland Рік тому

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ReddFoxx1562
      @ReddFoxx1562 Рік тому +1

      @@burnyizland WHAT HAPPENED TO LAUGHTER??

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland Рік тому

      @@ReddFoxx1562 Laughter is for jokes, not puns, for they are the mimes of comedy.

  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles Рік тому +13

    Nobody with a mustache has ever kidnapped anyone I decided...

  • @Bradinator
    @Bradinator Рік тому +958

    Ryan is honestly one of the best creators on UA-cam right now (I see comments about how this is just a Like-bait comment, its not he is one of the best!)

    • @LucksackGames
      @LucksackGames Рік тому +3

      Agree

    • @SpideyWarsStudios
      @SpideyWarsStudios Рік тому +23

      Generic Like-bait comment

    • @domtom010
      @domtom010 Рік тому +1

      Facts

    • @evangelinewood3325
      @evangelinewood3325 Рік тому +3

      Definitely of the best short-form creators, yes

    • @RealNaisuCinema
      @RealNaisuCinema Рік тому +5

      @@SpideyWarsStudios it works every time... I wonder if he ever gets tired of seeing a ton of comments that aren't about the video as if he could just post anything at all and the comments wont change even though he's making really good videos

  • @dragonblitz502
    @dragonblitz502 Рік тому +5

    I like how Ryan takes idioms seriously. "Lemme paint a picture here" "okay"

  • @emwhaibee
    @emwhaibee Рік тому +3

    TD: "If I was cat calling you you'd know...meow".
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 Рік тому +425

    Somehow much less creepy than most actual Taxi drivers.
    Can’t wait for Ryan to do the Uber version!

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Рік тому +21

      So you're a taxi driver.
      No. Well, yes. But no.
      And your car isn't yellow.
      It could be!
      And you work for a company that sounds like a German supervillain.
      Well, I'm a contractor...

    • @MarvelousButter
      @MarvelousButter Рік тому +3

      @@EdKolis 😂

  • @sylvesteralexanderstreaming
    @sylvesteralexanderstreaming Рік тому +145

    Ryan's skits always have stellar pacing. And even though there are callbacks and a skit format that is familiar and formulaic, the jokes are fresh and his comedic writer is so next-level that it never feels repetitive.

    • @Jnd4220
      @Jnd4220 Рік тому +6

      And the ads feel like a bonus "mini-sketch". I'd go as far as saying it's pretty much on this channel only that I don't feel the need to skip ads.

    • @TheDrWes
      @TheDrWes Рік тому

      ​@@Jnd4220best ads are from flashgitz.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser Рік тому +2

      @@Jnd4220 I sometimes feel conflicted when I'm aware of both how effective such advertising is and major problems with the product being advertised, though.

  • @mongoose4j
    @mongoose4j Рік тому +114

    Ryan’s videos are the only videos I watch all the way through because the ads are as good as the sketch.

    • @briant7265
      @briant7265 Рік тому +6

      The ads are like a bonus mini-sketch.

    • @44magnum555
      @44magnum555 Рік тому +4

      I agree. I love his ads. Haha

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely agree!! Erik from internet comment etiquette is the only other UA-camr I know of that pulls that off, as well

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 Рік тому +1

      @@ldawg7117 Terrible writing advise has an continuous storyline about the villain characters of his videos in the add segment.

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 Рік тому

      @@Kaefer1973 never heard of that channel... However, just from the name, and what you're saying, I'm quite intrigued... Will most definitely be checking it out! Haha

  • @propelledgaming9441
    @propelledgaming9441 Рік тому +7

    I love the continuity of this series, remember when none knew what kidnapping was? That first guy was crazy.

  • @SparksMC
    @SparksMC Рік тому +11

    0:15 “I promise I WoOONnn'T” 😂

  • @matthewluecke3704
    @matthewluecke3704 Рік тому +6

    The radio comment is spot on. I worked in Chicago and NEVER was a cab driver listening to any of the many, many stations I listened to.

  • @weirdsecrets5305
    @weirdsecrets5305 Рік тому +48

    The innocent logic of the ryanverse takes us back to when we were kids.

    • @NONO-hz4vo
      @NONO-hz4vo Рік тому +6

      Agreed. I have 6 kids and it is always interesting to hear the logic they ascribe to everyday situations. It is a bummer when their version makes more sense and you have to inform them that reality is actually worse.

  • @Jojafox
    @Jojafox Рік тому +71

    Always happy to see Ryan post on his own channel, because that means his sketches can't get ruined by Screen Rants intrusive ad policy.

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Рік тому +8

      It means myself and the literal tens of thousands of subscribers who unsubbed Screen Rant didn't have to be subbed to the rest of the trash anymore lol

    • @Jojafox
      @Jojafox Рік тому +5

      @@cenciende9401 I'm mostly talking about the Pitch Meeting channel, that is still owned and operated by Screen Rant. They reposted an older Pitch Meeting with a jarring Opera GX ad edited right in the middle of it a couple of days ago and privated the video after massive backlash.

    • @an3582
      @an3582 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@Jojafoxh damn, That was the first and only Pitch Meeting i ever disliked because of that weird ad in the middle. In the immortal words of The Nerd, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?"

    • @ldawg7117
      @ldawg7117 Рік тому

      That and the completely and utterly cringeworthy making everyone's eyes all big/goofy looking in the thumbnails.. I avoided watching those videos for years because the stupid/cringeworthy thumbnails... imagine my surprise when I accidentally clicked on one time, and saw it was Ryan! Still absolutely cannot stand the stupid thumbnails they use, but have now watched and even "liked" every one of them...

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому

      @@an3582 They were thinking they'd make a cash grab with their only 🐄.

  • @sladewilson9718
    @sladewilson9718 Рік тому +20

    How do I know what I’m paying you is fair?
    ‘What if I call it a fare?’
    ‘That’ll do’ 😂😂

  • @SD-hv2vl
    @SD-hv2vl Рік тому +2

    Ryan George is my favorite person on UA-cam, I decided.

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne Рік тому +135

    I loved that laugh as he said, "You would know if I was catcalling you." Taxi drivers aren't scary at all!💀

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian Рік тому +8

    I'm gonna have to start doing my cat-calling like that!

  • @coldflames1D1A5
    @coldflames1D1A5 Рік тому +4

    "I got a moustache" got me!😂😂

  • @Stevarooni
    @Stevarooni Рік тому +2

    "Come on! Roll the dice with your life."
    The siren call of the cabbie. ❤️

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey82 Рік тому +13

    I love it when Ryan puts a fake mustache over his real mustache. It really accents the mustacheness of the whole situation.

  • @cherrytale4916
    @cherrytale4916 Рік тому +17

    I was just binge-watching Ryan's videos (again), and this video popped out, and I was like: 'Hey, I don't remember this one, yey!' Thank you, Ryan, you're always there when needed.

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen Рік тому +1

      did you wave at him?

    • @BendApparatus
      @BendApparatus Рік тому +1

      Yeah But what if when he was needed the most...
      He vanished...

    • @cherrytale4916
      @cherrytale4916 Рік тому

      @@Konani_the_unicorn_queen Now that you mentioned it, I really waved to my cat to draw its attention... OMG, was I actually catcalling?

    • @iKadaj
      @iKadaj Рік тому

      the youtube algorithm is trying to hide him from us, BUT WE PREVAILED

  • @lukeshioshio
    @lukeshioshio Рік тому +35

    Just worked my first Uber shift last night. This is hitting pretty damn hard right now

  • @dominus_ignaviae
    @dominus_ignaviae Рік тому +561

    I love how Ryan makes us question our day to day activities by calling out how creepy the concepts actually are. Wow, wow, wow, wow.......
    Wow.

    • @Ravage369
      @Ravage369 Рік тому +11

      Given how many cabs there are now it was obviously super easy barely an inconvenience to get over the creepiness factor.

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e Рік тому +8

      Tight and super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ottoww289
      @ottoww289 Рік тому +8

      But it does make a lot of money and that’s the thing that I like

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Рік тому +2

      I was always weirded out by cabs

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 Рік тому +2

      @@Flareguy specially weird cats in cabs.

  • @clairebamber9608
    @clairebamber9608 Рік тому +2

    "Well don't say, "Hi" to people anymore please; that'll interfere with my business."
    Ryan George: "Hi there, hello" 😆

  • @prakash2814
    @prakash2814 Рік тому +2

    "Let me paint a picture for you"
    "Yay"😁
    'With my words"
    "Aaah" 😢

  • @KhaosGorvin
    @KhaosGorvin Рік тому +12

    I find it amazing Ryan actually got a yellow car for this sketch, and a guy that really looks like him, but with a thick mustache.

  • @phoenixdzk
    @phoenixdzk Рік тому +8

    'what if I called it a fare' killed me!
    Could've been worse, the passenger could've smashed through the window Deadpool 2 style and screamed 'TAKE ME HOME!'

  • @jdp7743
    @jdp7743 3 місяці тому +1

    “What is this, are you cat calling me?“
    “No no no, this is not a cat calling situation, you would know if I was cat calling you.”
    “Ewww….”
    “Hehehe yeaaaaa, I’d be like ‘meow!’”
    That hehehe yeaaaaa part was PRICELESS

  • @randominternetguy7426
    @randominternetguy7426 Рік тому +2

    My college has a ride share service you can call and they’ll take you anywhere within 2 miles of campus. Got sent to the ups store to ship a package and come to find out they were booked until 9pm. Mind you I’m visually impaired and unfamiliar with the city, and have no friends yet. A few panicked calls and google searches later and called a cab. Nicest man I ever met. Gave him a $5 tip for saving my ass. He was really grateful for the tip.

  • @stevekirkpatrick1612
    @stevekirkpatrick1612 Рік тому +7

    2:40 was unreasonably funny. Never a surprise you manage to do something like that.

  • @DadsCigaretteRun
    @DadsCigaretteRun Рік тому +39

    “How do I know it’s fair?”
    “I’ll call it a fare!”
    😂😂😂

  • @estelian5959
    @estelian5959 Рік тому +12

    Well, we now know that we need a "How vehicles got their names" video

  • @thegamewolf3372
    @thegamewolf3372 Рік тому +5

    That "Meow" was everything

  • @simonfarley2795
    @simonfarley2795 Рік тому +1

    Taxi driver guy has so much mustache authority, I can't believe pedestrian guy didn't just immediately do what he was told.

  • @terriljones3037
    @terriljones3037 Рік тому +1

    "You're gonna be getting in my car, I decided"

  • @fluffy58
    @fluffy58 Рік тому +58

    Ryan is the only one who makes commercials so good that I keep watching them. They are so easy to watch, barely an inconvenience!

    • @pamboabubakar6052
      @pamboabubakar6052 Рік тому +5

      making commercials so good that I keep watching them is TIGHT

    • @FlatOnHisFace
      @FlatOnHisFace Рік тому +2

      This comment is from the other sketch! Wow-wow-wow.

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 Рік тому +3

      And thanks to Grammarly I sound much more confident that the spaceship is burning.
      The phrase "unexpected extraterrestrial combustion event" alone ensures the only thing getting fired today will be the third stage boosters.

    • @DipankarGhosh007
      @DipankarGhosh007 Рік тому

      Ya ya ya ya

  • @Reina.Nijinsky
    @Reina.Nijinsky Рік тому +11

    1:13 “roll the dice w ur life plz”

  • @zantosender3348
    @zantosender3348 Рік тому +4

    Remember, taxi drivers are like wasps, they're more afraid of you than you are of them, which is one of three things my mom said they have in common when I got stung.

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 Рік тому +3

    Meow... love calling Ryan to make more skits.

  • @borexola
    @borexola Рік тому +13

    What if I called it a Fare! This one killed me. LMAO!! 2:29

  • @ShawsOwn
    @ShawsOwn Рік тому +10

    Ryan really captured that weird confused but belligerent conviction that only a cab driver had when explaining something.
    Also, did anyone else pause the typing parts for Adstraunots Gramnerly ad? We appreciate your level of detail Ryan.

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Рік тому +8

    The logistics of this universe you’ve created are insane but hilarious 😂😂

  • @1estebanderas
    @1estebanderas Рік тому +34

    100 percent people don't realize how underrated Ryan is

  • @infidelmat
    @infidelmat Рік тому +1

    I was totally sold on the mustache. 100%.

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip Рік тому +1

    I like how excited the passenger guy got about painting the picture.

  • @karloz2722
    @karloz2722 Рік тому +52

    I love how in Ryan's universe there's never a NEED for a service, it's always someone thinking "this is a new thing I decided" XD. Like I'd imagine a more realistic origin would have been "hey you, I need to get fast to this place and you have a car, will you take me there and I'll pay you?" but no, in Ryan's world the guy with the car came up with the idea first... XD

    • @grundgutigertv6170
      @grundgutigertv6170 Рік тому +8

      Actually I think it was a thing before cars existed. Back in the day, only rich families could afford a personal driver for their wagon. What if one of those families was like "we dont need the wagon that often, but were facing hard times. Have the driver offer rides to the public for a fee." The trust would come from the family's reputation and all that.

    • @karloz2722
      @karloz2722 Рік тому +8

      @@grundgutigertv6170 that's a great point! Yes, transportation as a service has existed before cars, I forgot about that. And that's another thing that makes these videos even funnier, things are invented in a modern era without any precedent from the past. 😂

    • @Lavonne9870
      @Lavonne9870 Рік тому +2

      Would be cool if he did a crossover with a stagecoach and called it a Lyft, or a pedicab and called it an uber...

    • @coolidgedollar2154
      @coolidgedollar2154 Рік тому

      So like the Soviet Union, but run by autistic entrepreneurs instead of bureaucrats.

    • @iKadaj
      @iKadaj Рік тому +1

      also in this world we didn't think of this until we were already driving cars and just skipped the depressing animal abuse of the horse-and-buggy days when taxies were horses pulling as fast as they could back to back one trip after another all day long until they dropped dead from exhaustion

  • @gumi1098
    @gumi1098 Рік тому +40

    Ryan is possibly the best person on youtube I’d say.
    Thanks Ryan for making us smile!

  • @vaughnraley8591
    @vaughnraley8591 Рік тому +35

    Thank you for always posting hilarious skits, Ryan! Always makes my day better!

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому +1

    "I've got a mustache" For the first time the mustache dominance didn't work in this universe.

  • @CrimSang420
    @CrimSang420 Рік тому +1

    "How would I know it's fair?" "How about I call it a fare?" Ryan, you magnificent George...

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Рік тому +6

    10 min and 2.2k. I love this success for you Ryan. Your stuff is always such gold, I make sure to watch till the very end of your upload. Love it all so much. Thank you for being you.

  • @sirshauniv511
    @sirshauniv511 Рік тому +3

    Ryan is quite possibly the only UA-camr capable of making people happy to see a sponsor segment.

  • @saileshmishra5255
    @saileshmishra5255 Рік тому +5

    The catcalling joke is peak Gen Z humour.

  • @mcoc1all1
    @mcoc1all1 Рік тому +2

    "Get into this confined space with me now" 🤣. Ryan's delivery of these lines is just great.

  • @Anthony_E_D
    @Anthony_E_D Рік тому +1

    The part where they take phone calls and they don’t talk at all it’s so relatable

  • @TAYBR00K
    @TAYBR00K Рік тому +5

    Every single Ryan George video destroys society and makes everything seem stupid.
    I love it.

    • @elazayth
      @elazayth Рік тому

      He's making us all question our sanity! Questioning one's sanity is TIGHT!

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike Рік тому +8

    It seems like there are a lot of secret serial killers in the Ryanverse. You need to do something about them, Ryan.

    • @adrianhjordan1981
      @adrianhjordan1981 Рік тому +2

      The First Guy Ever To Be A Serial Killer
      Followed by
      The First Guy Ever To Catch A Serial Killer

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Рік тому +3

      We could put them in a room?

  • @sardorbekkomilov1925
    @sardorbekkomilov1925 Рік тому +15

    Didn't want to bring attention to it but I feel like you have successfully passed through the burnout stage of your creative life and are back on the horse again. The quality of the last video and this one and the fact that you are uploading this video in 3 days is a clear proof of that. Great job 👍

    • @Norp-i7m
      @Norp-i7m Рік тому

      What have you accomplished?

    • @sardorbekkomilov1925
      @sardorbekkomilov1925 Рік тому

      @@Norp-i7m Quite a lot. Thanks for asking. And that wasn't a criticism but rather a comment on what he himself said in one of the pitch meeting videos. Good for him. Big fan of Ryan George here too

  • @CrystalVideo9
    @CrystalVideo9 Рік тому +1

    "Do they have to be rude"? "Yes". 😂 Ryan is the best!

  • @alexandernedd2979
    @alexandernedd2979 Рік тому +1

    "I got a mustache!" Dude, lead with that! I'm in!!! 😅

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 Рік тому +5

    Innocent "meows" should be the only form of cat-calling

  • @josephazel82
    @josephazel82 Рік тому +5

    Beautiful video Ryan! Love the cat call.

  • @controversyV4S
    @controversyV4S Рік тому +9

    Ryan makes some of the best content on this damn site!

  • @kookoo47
    @kookoo47 Рік тому +2

    Gaud! I just LOVE your delivery. Every sentence is busting with hilarity! Keep it up, Ryan George. 👏👏👏

  • @tijuanatacotoker
    @tijuanatacotoker Рік тому +1

    Having a mustache is a surefire way to convince someone.

  • @joshoshea3194
    @joshoshea3194 Рік тому +3

    Just when I thought I'd heard all of the taxi driver person jokes you go and throw
    "How about I make phone calls where I don't speak any words?" at me. I'm now forever gonna be aware of that fact whenever I'm cat called.

  • @trexation
    @trexation Рік тому +5

    Takes me back to somewhat ten years ago when I was out clubbing every weekend. Took a lot of cabs and honestly sometimes the conversations I had with the drivers were absolutely unique. Since I live in Munich they all could share the most absurd stories they've experienced when Octoberfest is in town. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff they told me.

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 Рік тому +2

      As someone who was a cab driver for nearly 20 years, yes I would.

  • @Deevs82
    @Deevs82 Рік тому +4

    I'm not sure how or when this happened but Ryan's sketches have become like comfort food for me.

  • @Silas_MN
    @Silas_MN Рік тому +1

    the catcalling bit is so good, but another blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag I love is the "paint you a picture with my words" exchange

  • @arunsp767
    @arunsp767 Рік тому

    "I bring you to said place of your choosing that the somewhere-else you decided". Pure poetry.

  • @gr4ce..
    @gr4ce.. Рік тому +4

    I love these, never stop please

  • @MadJaz
    @MadJaz Рік тому +8

    2:48 that mustache-over-his-moustache is actually a worm-over-his-mustache

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +17

    2:52 (0 context)

  • @skaruts
    @skaruts 3 місяці тому +1

    _"You're somewhere, and all of a sudden you go like "I need to go somewhere else!""_
    _"Oh, that does happen to me!"_
    :)

  • @asaturner466
    @asaturner466 Рік тому

    Catcalling - "Meow!" Aww😅