The Gollum Game Just Gets Worse

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  • Опубліковано 27 тра 2023
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  • @hotcosby4249
    @hotcosby4249 Рік тому +161

    The story was written
    The code was coded
    The animation was animated
    Truly one of the games of all time

    • @RockLou
      @RockLou Рік тому +14

      I'm not 100% sure the code was coded

    • @hotcosby4249
      @hotcosby4249 Рік тому +2

      @@RockLou coded by an AI

    • @eugenegrindfor5090
      @eugenegrindfor5090 Рік тому +2

      the story is actually pretty good if you are paying attention to it,it makes you feel so sad for smeagol and knowing his character into much more depth.
      i feel like if they took 1 more year with the same story but different gameplay the game wouldn't had been bullied. also the parkour is good but it needed more moves.
      voice actors did splendid also,so if you dont jump into the hate of this game you can see some great things in it like the story

    • @kimmydune
      @kimmydune Рік тому

      @@eugenegrindfor5090 10:32

    • @pattycakes2723
      @pattycakes2723 11 місяців тому

      this made me laugh harder than it should have lol. thank you, I needed it

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu Рік тому +371

    9 out of 10 doctors reccomend this game to insomniacs across the world.

    • @valyshknee4203
      @valyshknee4203 Рік тому +5

      Only 4 likes? Let me change that.

    • @mikewite1478
      @mikewite1478 Рік тому +19

      And the other 1/10 passed out

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 Рік тому +7

      I genuinely just put this video on to fall asleep to because it worked with the first part.

    • @cronkus
      @cronkus Рік тому +4

      @@turnbull832 same I put on the long play with no commentary to try and put me to sleep instead of using melatonin and it put me to sleep in the first 10 minutes

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому +2

      lol I already had plans to use this video to fall asleep too.

  • @elam3654
    @elam3654 Рік тому +108

    They really should have just had Gollum tripping balls 24/7. Like... the world through his eyes is some unhinged insanity where the guy isn't even 'holding on by a thread' the thread freakin' snapped and he's been in free fall ever since.

  • @donthebandruid3625
    @donthebandruid3625 Рік тому +34

    This is 2006 mandatory stealth section game design.

  • @bigblue207
    @bigblue207 Рік тому +11

    4:05 dude what a great start. The immediate death by jumping too far, the basketball sound, the classic abrupt death screen

  • @OfficerDok1996
    @OfficerDok1996 Рік тому +40

    A bad game is never late, Charlie White. Nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.

  • @JayGC
    @JayGC Рік тому +70

    *2023’s Lord Of The Rings - Gollum is the latest Gollum.* Players get to jump into the shoes of John Gollum as he performs a series of Gollums to Gollum out of his location.
    The Gollum introduces several intriguing Gollum mechanics such as movement, couching, a Gollum bird, and an innovative new Gollum system - Where your Gollum is completely up to you.
    How you choose to navigate Gollum in this innovative Gollum world will leave you wanting Gollum and more.
    With features such as Gollums eyes, hair and movement, gamers will surely be talking about *this* Gollum for many to come.
    It Gollums without saying, this is an early contender for Gollum Of The Year.

    • @Coggies84
      @Coggies84 Рік тому +16

      But does Gollum have what it takes to really Gollum above the rest⁉️

    • @sbirkkk
      @sbirkkk Рік тому +5

      Truly one of the Gollums of all time

    • @malachi2887
      @malachi2887 Рік тому

      Gollum

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +210

    Gollum is the type of game that will be remembered for generations to come due to its life-changing experience

    • @_M41KU_
      @_M41KU_ Рік тому +8

      Waltuh

    • @rootigaroot9922
      @rootigaroot9922 Рік тому

      or life ending due to boredom

    • @disc0naps
      @disc0naps Рік тому +2

      Just like Death Stranding, literal history

    • @sardoniclysane
      @sardoniclysane Рік тому +1

      The thing is you’re not wrong. You’re vague enough that literally anything could be inferred from it. Well done.

  • @rudolfmorvai5824
    @rudolfmorvai5824 Рік тому +47

    Gandalf's "Too much about too little" line sums up this game very well.

    • @deathbombs
      @deathbombs 6 місяців тому

      That's deep. Nice

  • @Denly1990
    @Denly1990 Рік тому +7

    If there's one key thing I've learned about developing video games from this, it's that, if your game relies on dialogue, put the dialogue before the load checkpoint of a failable section of the game so you don't hear the same paragraph of conversation on repeat.

  • @xdyourmom1953
    @xdyourmom1953 Рік тому +38

    What sucks is the publisher is just gonna be like "durrr guess people don't like 3D platformers anymore"

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому +1

      The exploration in this game (just from watching videos) reminds me a lot of Star Wars Jedi Survivor (though obv not even close to as well done). And that game sold extremely well.

    • @wank-ler9008
      @wank-ler9008 Рік тому +2

      they should go back to point and click adventures

  • @rabbitpox
    @rabbitpox Рік тому +33

    kudos to charlie for being determined to finish a game no matter how dogshit it is

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 Рік тому +5

    1:23:26 And of course the “crate” is just two assets grafted together

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious Рік тому +20

    brother you *came back* to the Gollum game? Curse you, curse you because now I feel compelled to finish watching it to suffer as you did.

  • @TheMissingDislikeButton
    @TheMissingDislikeButton Рік тому +22

    Game of the year , the only game that helps you sleep

  • @jasoncoleman7654
    @jasoncoleman7654 Рік тому +10

    These Graphics are top notch exactly what you would expect from 2023

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому +1

      And a game that recommends something like a RTX 3070 (using DLSS quality mode) lol

  • @Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Рік тому +5

    This is the 2023 version of the ET game from the Atari

  • @niravathu7353
    @niravathu7353 Рік тому +3

    The Orc armor in this game is so hilariously terrible, like what orc wears a gigantic dome hat as tall as itself?

  • @PitchFate
    @PitchFate Рік тому +10

    surprised u didnt fall asleep

  • @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395
    @sleepisthecousinofdeath7395 Рік тому +6

    Officially the hardest game to watch fully

  • @gluttonyfang6674
    @gluttonyfang6674 Рік тому +7

    2005 PS2 Madagascar game's stealth mission in the night of the zoo is much better than the entirety of this excuse of a "game".

    • @DBZpfpguy
      @DBZpfpguy Рік тому

      I remember that level all too well, that Madagascar game was so fun. This game, however, is ONE big joke!

    • @Legalizeice
      @Legalizeice 15 днів тому

      @@DBZpfpguy You mean you don’t like passionless games made by charlatans masquerading as game devs? You mean that you don’t want to spend $60 on a game that is worse than most $30 indie games? That’s insane.

  • @jordangarcia465
    @jordangarcia465 Рік тому +7

    This game will be on the news for being the cause of the incoming global wave of narcoleptic attacks and explosive diarrhea in a couple weeks

  • @Tribleman247
    @Tribleman247 Рік тому +7

    Its bad that the best part of this game is the achievement art 😂

  • @vicevilla9949
    @vicevilla9949 Рік тому +16

    looking forward for gollum speedruns

    • @vicevilla9949
      @vicevilla9949 Рік тому +1

      gollum speedrun scene will be the dawn of humanity and everyone will become insane

  • @LukeReborn1195
    @LukeReborn1195 Рік тому +6

    i feel like the drake ai lyrics decribe perfectly how lord of the rings fans feel about gollum

  • @juggernautz181
    @juggernautz181 Рік тому +5

    world design is the only decent part of the game

  • @GloryOfBarbelo
    @GloryOfBarbelo Рік тому +8

    i commend Charlie's tenacity pushing through with this absolute poop ball.

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man Рік тому

      He plays a lot of games and I mean a lotttt I don't these days I rather hang out with girls

  • @Coggies84
    @Coggies84 Рік тому +49

    Looking forward to watching more of this trainwreck later lol. Thank you for doing Gods work buddy. 😂

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Рік тому +1

      "Buddy" 🤓

    • @delskif1425
      @delskif1425 Рік тому +12

      ​@Red Marine don't be so protective about it that is a term of endearment if you aren't insecure

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Рік тому

      @@delskif1425 I am not insecure I wad just bored🤷

    • @wildlastname5814
      @wildlastname5814 Рік тому +1

      ​@@redmarine2717 *was

    • @redmarine2717
      @redmarine2717 Рік тому

      @@wildlastname5814 if you correct me one more time I swear to god

  • @DerpyDerpums
    @DerpyDerpums Рік тому +7

    I hope the developers find different jobs like flipping patties. Cus asset flips on Steam are more enjoyable

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314

    I honestly don't see the problem with this game, it doesn't look too bad for a Ps3 tech demo!

  • @kdawg2468
    @kdawg2468 Рік тому +27

    I like how shmeagol just keisters the key after the owl grabs it. Pretty immersive prison simulator tbh

    • @duncanedgin9433
      @duncanedgin9433 Рік тому

      Keester** would be a more appropriate spelling my good sir.

    • @navciv
      @navciv Рік тому +4

      @@duncanedgin9433love that you correct him to the incorrect spelling of the word💀

    • @duncanedgin9433
      @duncanedgin9433 Рік тому

      @navlagrotciv it was a more correct version than keyster* which he had up there first 💀

    • @navciv
      @navciv Рік тому

      @@duncanedgin9433 valid

    • @kdawg2468
      @kdawg2468 Рік тому +1

      @@duncanedgin9433 don't you have anything better to do tho?

  • @VampyKitsune
    @VampyKitsune Рік тому +5

    Damn! Tak has fallen on hard times ever since he lost the power of juju

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Рік тому +5

    Did a full on "WOOOO" when I saw this upload, man this game is like watching a car crash in slow motion. Way better than even the best sleeping pills!

  • @igotjinxed2994
    @igotjinxed2994 Рік тому +2

    2 hours 15 minutes that looks like straight from Crash Bandicoot warped lol.

  • @patrickstar110
    @patrickstar110 Рік тому +1

    THE main game mechanic: 'find the white ledge'

  • @frenchfries1696
    @frenchfries1696 Рік тому +4

    Thank you for uploading these full streams to youtube 🙏 I'm having difficulties watching through twitch since it sometimes buffers (I rarely ever buffer on youtube / netflix 1080p so I dont think it's because of my connection), I'll get 20-30+ of the same ads from only 1 stream (if the ads varies I can bear it, but only transformer ads for a month 💀), and I cant watch it in 1.5x speed on twitch mobile app.
    So once again thank you charlie and team!

  • @rose4961
    @rose4961 Рік тому +3

    All of these facial animations are so fucked up. They animated them to talk but then they snap back to their default state immediately after the line. It's so awkward.

  • @JCDenton205
    @JCDenton205 Рік тому +5

    this might be the worst game of the year

  • @mikehorb9485
    @mikehorb9485 Рік тому +2

    It’s one of those games where I can tell that not even a single person even tried to put a personal touch on it. Not a single person even tried to push a single aspect of this turd. Not the voice acting, character design, art development, scenery, level design. Not a single person on the project stood out like they cared.

  • @blackvetteface
    @blackvetteface Рік тому +4

    Who else had a laughing fit whenever Charlie died 😂

  • @FellixNoAmatsu
    @FellixNoAmatsu Рік тому +24

    Another great clip Charlie, love the short clip format videos you been making like these.

  • @rolf6266
    @rolf6266 Рік тому +2

    I was looking forward to this game keyword being “was” glad I didn’t pick it up

  • @gerrymc6714
    @gerrymc6714 Рік тому +7

    you always make me smile even through gameplay’s of terrible games you rock charlie 🎉

  • @malachi2887
    @malachi2887 Рік тому +1

    why tf do the cutscenes look worse than the gameplay💀

  • @auriumis
    @auriumis Рік тому +3

    This game already need a remaster

  • @ademisc
    @ademisc Рік тому +1

    Gollum: Gymnastics Champion. Just waiting for the ribbons.

  • @Num1koolaidman
    @Num1koolaidman Рік тому

    NGL these VODS are my new sleep therapy/ASMR lol.

  • @Blackemperess
    @Blackemperess Рік тому +1

    Hang on. What does it matter if they go to The Shire? Frodo is already gone. They won't find him there. WTF would it matter if he told them?

  • @pellesmith986
    @pellesmith986 Рік тому

    i love how charlie said in the first clip he uploaded that he def not gonna finish it, when some1 from chat asked him haha

  • @wisteria003
    @wisteria003 Рік тому +1

    I WAS WAITING FOR THIS

  • @eone8677
    @eone8677 Рік тому

    7:51 litterally the undead npcs in wow

  • @ALIAlakber
    @ALIAlakber Рік тому +6

    What a hero

  • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
    @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Рік тому +1

    honestly the Ice Age 3 cash grab game for PS2, in my memory, was less sleep inducing than this game. Yeah it was almost the same game at times, but it had variety and the character being good at acrobatics made sense

  • @BigGav12
    @BigGav12 Рік тому

    does this game run well on the soulja boy console? I plan on buying it

  • @Shaxii__
    @Shaxii__ Рік тому +1

    This version of Gandalf reminds me of the Wizard101 Wizard.

  • @knighter1209
    @knighter1209 10 місяців тому +1

    the one dude talking about ricegum LOL

  • @Dartnitt
    @Dartnitt Рік тому +1

    Considering the fact so many people are talking about that game I thought there are more people that were interested in it, but after checking steam nobody was really interested in the game at all, which is good. I still cant believe they are selling it for 50$ tho, it looks like fanmade game made by like 5 people max, graphics look horrible and climbing mechanics were more polished in prince of persia from 2008

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому

      When I checked the first day Charlie put a gameplay vid (which was the first time I've ever even heard of this game) I checked the player count on steam. All time peak was ~500.

  • @the0newhosgood
    @the0newhosgood Рік тому +1

    why am i not suprised

  • @An_Average_Idiot
    @An_Average_Idiot Рік тому +1

    It's so weird... The game actually just looks like a game from like pre-2010.

  • @donsmith1590
    @donsmith1590 Рік тому +1

    Just watched this on the main channel. needed to finish it lol

  • @Atrium____
    @Atrium____ Рік тому +6

    I don’t think he deserved a game tbh

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Рік тому +3

      It's kinda funny how there's like 1000 characters in LOTR but even games that don't focus on movie characters kinda do (Third Age basically copied Gimli and mixed Boromir with Aragorn lmao)

  • @sp00-EKy
    @sp00-EKy Рік тому +15

    Charlie has suffered so we do not have to, Amen Ripped Jesus🙏

  • @odd8105
    @odd8105 11 місяців тому

    This game has both me and grashneg snoozing moderately

  • @jacobnelson4267
    @jacobnelson4267 Рік тому +2

    Seek Jesus

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 Рік тому +7

      What are you talking about? Jesus is the one playing the game.

  • @deanismonke5096
    @deanismonke5096 Рік тому +1

    I think that smaegal has been trustworthy to people because since he's technically a hobbit, he has luck on his side since hobbits have that ability

    • @matthayes4128
      @matthayes4128 Рік тому

      Is that why they never die unless old age or a hobbit is killing another hobbit?

    • @deanismonke5096
      @deanismonke5096 Рік тому

      @@matthayes4128 I just heard that hobbits were lucky at least it's some explanation for smeagal getting away. Also not only are hobbits killing another balancing it out since luck couldn't be on both sides

  • @DeadOGChannel
    @DeadOGChannel Рік тому

    41:11 - 41:17 - This is how you know he's played too much Gollum

  • @matthayes4128
    @matthayes4128 Рік тому

    It takes penguinz0 approximately 4 minutes to shit which is the most entertaining thing in this video

  • @ismailbadboy4476
    @ismailbadboy4476 Рік тому +1

    It's too much from reptile brain I'm going to have a seizure

  • @PitchFate
    @PitchFate Рік тому +4

    climbing simulator fr

  • @Obscure19
    @Obscure19 Рік тому +1

    You're a brave soldier, Charlie.

  • @phantomfrom11
    @phantomfrom11 Рік тому +1

    Dope people still have interest in the ps3

  • @johnpickering9756
    @johnpickering9756 Рік тому

    Climbing simulator?

  • @griggletv6974
    @griggletv6974 Рік тому

    The only funny thing is the rag doll on death for some of them at least breaks the insomnia

  • @nevillegear830
    @nevillegear830 Рік тому +1

    Do the game awards have a category of boring game of the year i think it's gotta take 1st place!! 🖒 let's GO!!!

  • @jaxsonmiles5986
    @jaxsonmiles5986 Рік тому +1

    ITS THE DAUGHTER!

  • @justinlong5892
    @justinlong5892 Рік тому

    I wonder if this is going to be an ET moment for gaming

  • @rejiewednamor
    @rejiewednamor Рік тому +1

    I don't get the hate. Everyone loved this game when it was with cats

  • @weerobot
    @weerobot Рік тому

    There Best work was on The Menu Screen

  • @joosh5566
    @joosh5566 Рік тому

    Why didn’t they add combat like it makes no sense, Gollum is fuckin nuts, should have various rocks and shit to use 😂

  • @CombatSloth
    @CombatSloth Рік тому

    Clips channel, posts full on 20min to 2 hours videos

  • @Mikaackerman182
    @Mikaackerman182 Рік тому

    How are you all going?

  • @Doncr4nk
    @Doncr4nk Рік тому +2

    This game is goated

  • @xeemis
    @xeemis Рік тому

    It is literally Stix.

  • @nakiawilliams4057
    @nakiawilliams4057 Рік тому +3

    hey charlie i love your videos !!

  • @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens
    @JustSomeGuyWithNoMaidens Рік тому +9

    I didn't think it was possible to make a game that was more boring than Death Stranding, but god damn have I been proven wrong

  • @jefferythibodeaux5573
    @jefferythibodeaux5573 Рік тому

    How is this game boring yet games like limbo get nothing but praise

  • @lelegance2377
    @lelegance2377 Рік тому +1

    good shit

  • @jackygemme863
    @jackygemme863 Рік тому

    Sleep simulator

  • @riannehoringa
    @riannehoringa Рік тому

    jesus is playing his game (faith)😄😄😄

  • @bigjimmy3792
    @bigjimmy3792 Рік тому

    I think it’s growing on him

  • @victorsmith11
    @victorsmith11 Рік тому +3

    Why does he keep playing it 💔

  • @andreasschaeflein4233
    @andreasschaeflein4233 Рік тому +4

    You're gonna give yourself a brain aneurysm at this rate

  • @funnyhaha7131
    @funnyhaha7131 11 місяців тому

    the vril is not in this game

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos Рік тому

    I love Charlie. He’s hilarious

  • @sean8102
    @sean8102 Рік тому

    All time peak players on steam BTW, 758 players.

  • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
    @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Рік тому

    the fuck was that moan at 1:30:53

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora Рік тому +2

    Yeeessss another video tho help me fall asleep bless u Charlie

  • @thesupremejuice
    @thesupremejuice Рік тому

    dad

  • @Indy_Bendy
    @Indy_Bendy Рік тому

    This game looks amazing.

  • @BrownEyePinch
    @BrownEyePinch Рік тому

    Then stop wasting your time on it