Crazy German Tanks Size Comparison 3D
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2020
- Landkreuzer P1500 Monster has landed !
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On 23 June 1942 the German Ministry of Armaments proposed a 1,000-tonne tank - the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. Adolf Hitler expressed interest in the project and the go-ahead was granted.
In December, Krupp designed an even larger 1,500 tonne vehicle - the P. 1500 Monster. The P. 1500 was to be 25 m (82 ft) long, weighing 1800 tonnes, with a 250 mm hull front armor, four Daimler-Benz MB.501 diesel aero engines, and an operating crew of over 100 men.
This "land cruiser” would have been a self-propelled platform for the 800mm Schwerer Gustav K (E) gun artillery piece - the heaviest artillery weapon ever constructed by shell weight and total gun weight, and the largest rifled cannon by calibre.
LIGHT TANKS
Kugelpanzer
Hochammer
Panzerjager I
Orionwagen
Kampfwagen M28
Marienwagen
Leichttraktor
Leichter Kampfwagen II
Panzer II
Sturmpanzer I Bison
Panzer 38(t)
MEDIUM TANKS
Hetzer
15 cm sIG Jagdpanzer 38t
Treffas-Wagen
Skoda T-25
Flakpanzer IV Kugelblitz
StuG III
Nashorn
Mobelwagen
Ostwind
Panzer IV
Sturmpanzer
HEAVY TANKS
A7V
A7V-U
Panther
Jagdpanter
Tiger I
Elefant
Sturmtiger
King Tiger
Jagdtiger
SUPER HEAVY TANKS
K-Wagen
Karl-Gerat
VK 72.01 (k)
E-100
Maus
Panzer IX
Panzer X
SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS
Schwerer Gustav
Landkreuzer P1000 Ratte
Landkreuzer P1500 Monster
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50% of the tanks were designed by the best German designers to ever exist.
Other 50% of the tanks were designed by the same German designers, but after they drank a couple bottles of beer
Well often such machines were originally design by civilian engineers
@@tomaszzalewski4541
-hey, what do you do?
+I design big buildings and bridges
-Great, I need a tank
+No worries, I gotcha mate
*shadow of P1000 ratte starts coming from the corner at a very slow speed*
@@staringgasmask Bob sample Incoming
I prefer soviet version:
Hey what do you do
I work in tractor factory
And what kind of machines are you building?
Eh you know those with 40mm cannon
DutchRaptor lol
“A couple “ may be a bit of an understatement
I gotta admit , the germans had wild designs for these tanks , but the landkreuzerp.1500 monster is insane , didn't even know that monstrosity existed.
Unlike the Ratte, which had some thought given into and a few parts built or at least prototyped, the Monster was purely conceptual and was mainly for propaganda, like a few other "massive tank" designs that "existed" near the end of the war.
@xshullaw Bro I thought you were my alt cuz I have the sma epicurean on my alt
Basically a Schwerer Gustav on tracks.
@@1zsn303I just wanted to say that! But yes, this is literally Gustav, drowning in the giant "tank chassis"
how does someone even loses a war with those, things, thye're not tanks they're, hell idk what that is but godamnit
LIGHT TANKS 0:08
MEDIUM TANKS 2:14
HEAVY TANKS 4:22
SUPER HEAVY TANKS 6:38
SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS 8:00
RIDGE WALLET 6:03
@@jodr4035 lol
6 years old boy: starts drawing a "tank"
Hitler's engineer: so anyway, I started building
@@gabrielalmeida6917 roPlox? What's that?
@@jawed4106 *ROBLOX* WhErE u MaKe A fAkE iMaGiNaTiOn
Quality
@@Seraphormite also where kids get scammed in adopt me
most of them were made before hitler came to power
Hitler: you all generals also have to remember the ecomomic aspect of war
Also hitler: i want 2 of these
P1500 ratte has entered the chat
@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 Either P1000 Ratte or P1500 Monster, but P1500 Ratte is not correct
@@sharkquark6252 pfff just create a new one
Germany had it's own economy
"If German Doesnt Have an Economy then they wouldn't get an Economic Crisis"
Imagine seeing that p.1500 monster rolling towards you 😂
I die
artillery positions:
The ratte looks so beautiful... The use of naval canons is just *chefs kiss*
Qui-Gon was right. There is always a bigger Panzer.
I was literally just watching a starwars video before this lmao
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This is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen in this comment section so far
@@ashtxn.2986 GENERAL KENOBI
I absolutely loved the way how you advertised Ridge Wallets without interrupting the video
Lol same. I thought he was making a joke about things being expensive or something.
The hitler Eric Cartman in the last one was hilarious too
Nice u have exactly 777 likes
Yoo point I stole my comment well it wasn’t my comment but I was gonna say it until i saw your comment but yeah I liked it also
same! so creative
Imagine being an allied soldier sprinting into battle then seeing a Schwerer Gustav 💀
Um, they captured one
@@josh05683 no
@@KurdeNetewperest1946 Soviets captured the remains to study them then scrapped them in the 1950’s
@@TotalyRandomUsername that doesn’t mean anything
I wish that P1000 at least was build... It would be so fascinating to see it in action...
and.... SCARY
No it was the complete worst design ever.
@@allenzhou3051 Explanation?
@@breadmonster5453 it would never have moved and even if it did it would take fore ever to actually get any where, and it would be a huge target for bombs and woukd have a hard time actually working
But it shooting tanks would be hard because it probably wouldn’t have good gun depression
6:03 *The most powerful machine German engineers ever created*
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@@pizzadeliverylookingman6094 XD
Idiot this is advertising
Here is the most powerful tank ever created by German engineers.
9:00
@@SkullandBones-js9rg You realize this is sarcasm right
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My pleasure!
Imagine taking a German village and then seeing a battalion of ridge wallets coming towards you in the distance.
I laughed way more than I should have at this
Im dead🤣
“Looks like Christmas came early this year”
*cocks gun
Wheres the ridge wallet i cant find it :/
MY GOD.... we might lose this battle... But not without a fight.
4:49 Your Crush
5:15 Her Brother
9:03 Her Dad
0:23 You
F
Lmao
That's cute
Why must you hurt me in this way
No im 0:14
I can't imagine if they managed to build the final two tanks.
You would speak german
@@spazmcat3853 lmao no they would be bombed to shit by the Allied airforce the moment they were spotted.
we might live in the future if we born as aryan and they win 💀
they would've lost the war in 1944
I'm always amazed how Germany after ww1 in that short period of time gained so much money and even simple men soldiers to invade whole Europe, Churchill, Americans and French left Poland by itself and then Hitler started to gain more and more, how they managed to gain resources after ww1?
I love how one of the smallest tanks is called "bison" while the second largest is called "rat"
I like the mouse
It's mouse
Rat was the p1000 bigger than mous
And its German humor
In furure, a huge tank will be called bacteria
Bc the bison is quality and the rat is quantidy
You killed Godzilla
Basically the Germans were crazy enough fitting a batteship's main guns into oversized tanks
Someday the gonna design U-boat which goes underground
@@GrumpyGremlin. already produced
@@GrumpyGremlin. don’t laugth too much, the Soviet designed a flying submarin.
Well, that was the case for the Sturmtiger who was actually built, had the same diameter for shells as the Bismarck had for its guns.
The video only show German tank so basically the comment will be for german too,😂😂
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German cars.
German design.
German engineer.
German weapons.
German componist.
German knowhow.
Are amazing !
Ja so isses - Yes, that's it,not forget Medicine and Drugs. Greetings from Germany
Every respected Historian: Had Germany developed the Ridge wallet before the allies they could've turned the tide.
But by the end of the war, the luftwaffe is almost non-existent to support the tanks
@@jerwindemavibas881 The ridges slick durable design could've protected the tanks from the ground.
That thing on 6:08, just enough of those you can build an army. (lol Joke of course)
Best comment ever! Eight out of ten Wehrmacht soldiers agree.
German - brilliant with engineering back then. Then Allied stole and enhanced their design...
That's the smoothest sponsor message I've ever seen...
Really
Linus is smoother
@@astral6749 i agree
Watch rich rebuilds he is silky smooth
I was about to say that xddd
08:43 - baneblade prototype🤘
I always wonder what it would be like if the vk 72.01 (k) would have been produced
The panzer X is just “Produced : *somewhere* ”
by god himself
@@user-yo6dd4wd6d explains a lot...
@@user-yo6dd4wd6d _. . . worst?_
Lolz
Every other country: a well thought out tank design
Germany: Was ist, wenn wir große Räder darauf setzen?
Was ist.. wenn wir es 5 mal vergrößern?
Da muss ein ordentliches Gerät rann. Das soll noch bis nach Moskau scheppern
*T R A N S L A T E W H A T Y O U J U S T S A I D*
@@snowleopard9463 He basically said: what if, we just put a bigger gun on it?
@@MrStrepsilz I said "What if.. we make it 5 times the size?"
The Ridge Wallet was perfect
Sehr gutes Video und sehr Geil animiert! Einfach Krass.
0:47 imagine seeing submarine coming for you in middle of the jungle lmao
It looks like it would weigh like 2 tons tho
@@IraBoudreauxIII it weighs 7 tons
@Dreymon Green When they hid in Argentina
@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. Yeah... I’m pretty sure every country in South America has some jungle
@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. only in the very northernmost parts and near the Andes. The rest of Argentina is fairly temperate in climate except the far south which is pretty cold
2:42 that is just a backwards tractor with a gun on the front of it.
I think you mean this year's Ferrari F1 car
Llmmaaoooo
shhhhhh!!! don't tell the secrets !!!!
RIGHT!? xD
That's the power of German engineering
2:53 Porygon
6:07 Not a tank
8:39 Cartoon Hitler
9:07 Hitler with globe and winnie the pooh
Germans: (making the monster) are you sure about this?
Hitler: Y E S
That was the sneakiest god damn sponsor im not even mad
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@@AmazingViz that's my favourite tank, I really like it tbh
The wallet is a tank
Tbh ut is a nice tank
Big right after the ridge wallet was a break for a UA-cam ad.. 🙄
that porygon thought he was slick 2:58
Oh shit, he is slick!
Lol I noticed that
Oh damn its Cyranek
big pp cyranek
Ikr
The ridge wallet, my favorite German heavy tank
Damn imagine being a Russian soldier and a Ratte just pulls up and steam rolls your entire army
*Ratte engine explodes after 1 meter
U know it’s fake, right?
entire army😂😂 best of luck.... One Air raid and ratte is done
Ну,нужно ещё подъехать!😊
Video *shows a Porygon*
Me "Ok, kinda wierd?"
Video near the end:
Me: o.0
Yeah
I see it!
He's just putting random stuff into the vid
Discovery channel late at night
Adolf to his engineers be like: U see that artillery stationed in a bunker?
Engineer: Yes
Adolf: U see that pillbox over there?
Engineer: Ja
Adolf: U see that building with lots of artillery?
Engineer: Yes I see that fortress
Adolf: Good. I want you to attach wheels on it and make it move
I am surprised that Hitler didn't order attaching wheels to the battleships. he was completely insane. Nobody told him that tanks have be able to cross bridges))
Or could be? Maybe the historians didn't just found out yet. Or...
Adolf: See that Battleship? I want you to put some wings and propeller and make it fly
@@CoolGobyFish the theory was it doesnt have to cross bridges if it can cross along the bottom (or in the case of the Ratte or Monster, is simply tall enough to cross any river without submerging). Turns out that doesnt work though because river beds are soft and when you're already fighting your enormous ground pressure to not get stuck on dry land, being underwater in a 100+ton steel box with no flotation gear is a death sentence. I admire the Soviets for managing to get the wrecked Maus prototype all the way to Kubinka. It's the furthest anyone ever moved the darn thing.
@@davidthomas2870 yes, they probably took it apart. also, the prototype doesn't have an engine. so it's significantly lighter. it was actually put together from two prototypes. the one with the engine was blown up by Nazis. So the turret was taken from it and the chassis was from the unfinished one (without an engine)
@@CoolGobyFish true, but that's still a lot of work and an impressive feat to disassemble and reassemble it even as complete as it is given the lengths the germans took to destroy it. Also, the hull and turret are all one piece, so those at least remained together. That's a lot of metal
0:14
the guy: oh my column
Can we consider that the Schwerer Gustav is a tank (which has never been used on the front, it is its twin Dora which was deployed in Sevastopol) ? He's been used through two railroads built especially for him.
You answered a question I had. Thank you.
Was that in one of the call of dutys i think it was in call of duty world war 2
@@darkshadows7504 yes
When your custom character appear in the cutscene:
09:05
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't realize this get like, there's no notification, but ok
winnie the pooh = xi jinping
That's that fat president who looks like winnie the pooh. Chtsing chtsong
Bro thats a pokemon...its called porygon xD
Scout: Sir look, a submarine on land!
Commander: That’s a Orionwagen!
American misinterpreting: Look it's an Oriowagon
Did u just stole my comment
@@negativeiq9383 nah bro I don’t c ur comment?
@@negativeiq9383 even if i did steal (which I didn’t) what’s the big deal? It’s just a comment 😂😂
most elegant way to present a sponsor, i respect it.
red skull chilling on top of the Gustav was an amazing touch 🤣
WW2 German Tank Designer: "If we make the tank looks weird enough, the enemy wont know wheres to shoot at!"
Lmao
Makes sense
@@CROPDUSTERB-52 ye
Good strategy actually
Hahahha but it can be good strategy though
7:26 "Yep, that's me. You're wondering how I got into this situation."
hi maus tank u remember me iam super heavy man :D
Hello, comrade Maus 😎
@@AmazingViz Guten Tag Komrade!
@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 Hallo mein freund!
@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 XD
You forgot the grille 15 and a couple others 😢 so plz ad them
I appreciate the porygon for scale.
Damn. Those last three are straight Galactic Empire equipment. Vader would be proud.
One, the gustav Cannon actually existed, 2 were produced and were used on the siege of sevastopol. the other ones would be useless but extremely cool.
More like imperial guards or spacemarine equipmentu
@@eduardodelapena7075 the ratte was intended to destroy naval targets + buildings, like forts and stuff, thats why it had naval cannons, the monster was a project to make the schwerer gustav "lighter" and more mobile than it was. Both of the projects could change the war, even one ratte would be enough.
@@bscurez31 Yes but they realized it was a easy target for air raids, and roads, bridges ad trains wouldn't stand its huge weight, thats why they discarded it
A nazi wanderwaffe idea was a sun gun so in reality those last three arent very impressive
The advantage of the Ridge Wallet was that although it was immense, bombers could barely notice it from their aerial top view. From that perspective It was just a single line of impending plastic doom.
I was going to go straight in with a similar joke on the credit card. Good work my man 😂
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@@babymetalenjoyer good boy
Ridge wallet could be extremely effective against the odds
Cool video! I like the extras sprinkled in there
The image of Porygon on the tank really puts the size into perspective
"P-Pooh, what are you doing on the landkreuzer p. 1500 monster?"
"I've got a RUMBLY in my tumbly!"
2:55 why is there a porygon?
9:11 why is Pooh there?
@@yourmother3126 IDK, probably bc of Xi dada
lucky once again as an 300th like.
A little boy drawing a tank
German engineering: hey little boy what are you drawing?
Little boy: a tank
German engineering: 07:40
NEVER EXISTED
Most underrated comment here, I laughed out loud
@@Julio-it1pl Yeah, I know. but if they wanted to, they could have done it, right?
@@unknown-si7ks Yeah, i just think the caption is funny, like "This never left the blueprints but is kinda cute so i´ll include it" xD
@@Julio-it1pl It literally says that they did it for counterintelligence, meaning they put it in the magazines to fool the allies but never planned to make it an actual tank
Amazing work in 3d models!
كان مشروع بناء الدبابة الالمانية
LANDKRUZER P , 1000 RATTE
حيث بدأ مشروع بناء دبابة RATTE
عام 1942 حيث امر الزعيم النازي
ادولف هتلر البدأ في تصميم وصناعة
المدافع وكانت دبابة RATTE تعمل
على طاقم مكون من 40 طاقم
لكن في سنة 1943 امر وزير
الاسلحة الالماني البرت شبير
بوقف وإلغاء مشروع بناء دبابة
RATTE بعد ان وصفها بالسلاح الوهمي
لتترك وترمى حبر على الورق
Landkreuzer was never built but Hitler did ask for a feasibility study and was fascinated with the concept
Hitler was fascinated by everything thats crazy
@@lennartsix6102 Well he did successfully deliver the first Jet aircraft ME-262
@@ViralKiller fat lot of good it did him
How’d you know? You his neighbor?
@@triggeredtrey I'd generally say that people who paste their walls in brain with a luger aren't having a great time
Fun Fact: during construction,the Maus had a soviet hammer and sickle on it to trick potential spies in the factory into thinking it was a captured tank
And those hammer and sickle are still on the Maus at Kubinka's museum.
Awesome display, figuratively and literally! By the way, some repeating info on Panzer II and Sturmpanzer.
Thank you Sir! Very good video! Well done!
So nice of you 😁
Everybody gangsta till "heavy Gustav" destroys the whole battlefield with just Rollin over it
They see me rollin, they hatin
P 1500 is just wat if we make gustav gun bigger and put on worse and slower transportation method
The “heavy Gustav” rolls on trains, and it only saw a battle from very far away because it couldn’t reach because the rail workers couldn’t keep up also the tank was super slow
@@Some_Cow well, it could shoot almost 50 kilometers
Slow but powerful
Heinz Guderian, in his memoirs, wrote how frustrated he was that Berlin kept designing newer and crazier tanks instead of settling on two or three good models and mass producing the heck out of them. It wouldn’t have done any good as they couldn’t keep pace with allied production, but a few more tigers would have served Germany better than the crazy Maus ever did
Or the four Stug III that could be build for the price of one Tiger, which was unreliable and high maintenance.
@@Sycokay Didn't the Stug series have one of the highest confirmed kills to unit produced of any tank/assault gun?
Tiger 1 is a beast
It took 3 sherman tanks to take down tiger
@@filipking0075 im proud and scared of the germans for being able to build such things
@Carmicha3l im not jewish
SUPER GRAVIC AND PREZENTATION, CONGRATULATIONS 4 THE PROJECT!
Many thanks!
That sponser throw in was So Well Done
World of tanks players be like : I already have all this knowledge.
So true
War thunder players that know every vehicle used in WW2 be laughing hysterically
SO TRUUuuUuUuuEEEe mannn
I do hope they release those P1500 monster. Just wonder how that will broke the game.
WoT players be like "balance your damn game!".
"Sir, look a battleship on land!"
"That's no battleship... It's a Landkreuzer P 1500"
funny cause landkreuzer actually means land cruiser
gg
That mean Toyota have copy a german Landkreuzer i mean germany have the Copyrights to landqruiser right hmmm interesting
@@chavezhamburg3930 not really but ok lol
*monster*
the description of the panzer 10 is amazing xD
in fact, Gustav is stronger than Ratte
My grandfather would often tell me stories of the war. Many times he remarked on the sheer horror he and his fellow soldiers would feel when they were face to face with a ridge wallet
Edit: Wow this blew up a little. Thanks for all the likes, friends. Glad I was able to give a few people a chuckle
“They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”
🤣🤣
Okay this actually made me laugh out loud
😂💔
😆🤣😂
America: Germany tanks can’t beat us
Germany: oh Hol up got more
@@Idk-hl4br uh, yes the fuck we did lol. Ever heard of the Sherman’s?
@@Idk-hl4br what lmao. Tf you mean Americans didn’t have tanks lmaoooo.
America didn’t really fight like that on European soil, I mean they did but in general it was more British tanks combating Germany
@@splat668 yea ig, I did read something tho that in the years of WW2, the US built over 90,000 tanks altogether. But most served in the Western Front under British Forces. So technically, it’s wasn’t British tanks, it was American.
@@kyodai14 there you go, you learn something new everyday
Very clever advertisement that didn't break up the video's flow. I like it.
Was wollen wir trinken sieben Tage lang?
Was wollen wir trinken, so ein Durst.
Was wollen wir trinken sieben Tage lang?
Was wollen wir trinken, so ein Durst.
Es wird genug für alle sein.
Wir trinken zusammen,
Roll das Fass mal rein!
Wir trinken zusammen, nicht allein!
Es wird genug für alle sein.
Wir trinken zusammen,
Roll das Fass mal rein!
Wir trinken zusammen, nicht allein!
Dann wollen wir schaffen sieben Tage lang.
Dann wollen wir schaffen, komm, fass an!
Dann wollen wir schaffen sieben Tage lang.
Dann wollen wir schaffen, komm, fass an!
Und dass wird keine
When do they stop becoming tanks and more of just really angry Castles On Wheels
Yes
You made me think of mortal engines
With big ass guns and cannons
@@DBrew4xD yes
40k titans
20mm is a big cannon
80mm is huge!
Schwerer Gustav: 80 cm
Let's go for a meter
Let’s go for a kilometre
If you can't shoot living cows out of it it ain't big enough
@@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 it’s “a meter” not “an meter”. Let me teach you this, it’s very simple and it will improve your English.
If a word begins with a vowel, these are: a,e,i,o,u,y, then you use “an” for example:
an oven
an English breakfast
If a word starts with a consonant: b,c,d,etc... you use “a” for example:
a car
a person
If you’re not sure if it’s a vowel or a consonant, try pronouncing three of them in a row. You can’t pronounce three consonants, but you can pronounce three vowels. For example:
You can pronounce:
aaa
You can’t pronounce:
ttt
If you don’t pronounce a consonant, it doesn’t count, like
“An honorable man” as the guy replying said. Then the letter next to it counts. But this is confusing, so you don’t have to take this seriously until you speak English fluently.
If 20 mm is big to you... you might be a little special.
Great show- please more!
6:04 was the smoothest sponsor ad I’ve ever seen
Just proof that without a shadow of a doubt the ridge wallets were developed by the Germans in World War 2
it really was well done and nonintrusive. plus it actually made me want to look up the product.
Yeah for a second i thought that wallet was somehow a German tank........ 🤣
@@erniegutierrez2288 lol
@@erniegutierrez2288 Top 10 Most Lethal Secret Weapons of Ww2
1. Credit cards
6:05 ah yes,the most powerful heavy German tank to roam the battlefield.
Social credit shooter tank 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome video! 👏👏👏
du hast da die Beschreibung vom PzKw 2 auch beim Bison
German tanks in WWIII:
- God Tiger
- Demon Lord Tiger
- Supreme Diety Tiger
- Denosauire
Dinosaurier*
Hahahaha nice one
Ridge wallet
- Gurren Tiger.
- Dai Gurren Tiger.
- Super Galaxy Gurren Tiger.
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger.
- Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger.
- Shin Getter Tiger.
- Mazinkaiser Infinity Tiger.
- Elder God Demon Tiger.
U forgot one:
- ULTIMATE HITLER BAMMBAMM
Herman Goering is still Heavier than all of those Panzers
that late into the war they could have just put herman onto a bomber and dropped him on london
@@chewykalden3967 I think Görring would have been too hevy for any plane to carry
@@historyfin1234bruh moment
Herman goring can eat all of those because those are animals he eats
That was a good one
Which software did you use to make the 3D model.
Skoda in the Rest of the world: Octavia, Fabia ...
Skoda in Germany: T-25
Not in Germany.
In Protectorate Bohemia-Moravia
RATTE P1500: exists
Planes: this looks like a job for me
it would have to come with an escort of at least 4 quad flackpanzers
when did i say otherwise? and i was just stating that it would need a fuck tonne of air defence bc it would be such a target. get 1 pe8 flying at 4000m with a 5tn bomb and youll only have to hit anywhere 300m near it
@@LordDoddka ah a "war thunder historian". Tall boys were bigger than any PE-8 bomb. A Grand slam would wipe it out. No amount of flack could stop a bomb dropped from high altitude.
@@gunnarthefeisty almost like something that valuable wouldnt have any
Luftwaffe support as well, and you wonna talk tall boys? they had 2400kg of torpex explosive. torpex has 50% more yield then TNT, that makes it 3600kg of TNT equivalent the 5tn in the pe8 had 5000+kg of TNT equivalent thanks to the mixture of TNT, RDX and aluminium. if you wonna try sound smart at least get it right, youre thinking of the grand slam bombs made by the same guys that did the tall boys which had 4300kg of torpex, ill let you do the math. nice try dipshit :)
@@LordDoddka lmao so a 20,000 lb bomb is bigger than a 10,000 bomb... Especially when the 10,000 lb bomb was made after the war... And in 1945 the luftwaffe barely existed. After their last ditch attack in the beginning of the Battle of the Bulge, germans no longer had air superiority.
Amazing Soundtracks!
From White Sand > ua-cam.com/users/WhitesandComposer 😁
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4:07 "Ok darling, it's not long but thick!"
🤣🤣👌
5:02 honey the extenze worked holy shit
The man she told you not to worry about
8:15
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9:03
the man that man worries about
@@MichelleW870 lol hitler
Fun Fact: If you change the playback speed to 2 the music changes from orchestral to 90s console EDM.
Its like spamming the pause button on some kind of medival music
0.25 speed is like rock or something
hey what is the name of music at 7:04 pls
That's pretty cool! =D
For me it's pretty funny how the first song does sound so close to "Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell ("Requiem for a Dream" Theme).
I do love the rail guns, impractical they may be. Alright for defence I suppose 😁
Really very amazing
The ridge wallet has to be my most favorite heavy tank ever.
I know right?! It gave the germans an edge to pay of all their debt after ww2 too bad my fearless grandpa destroyed em
dsmn sponsor THIS MAN AMONGST MEN
That was a huge a*s visa card
Who cares
Literally was looking for the ridge wallet tank for 3 minutes just to realize it was a fuckin credit card
Engineer: “How big do you want your tanks exactly?”
Chancellor: “Y E S”
You mean HITLER
@@fimaha0741 My bad, I just don’t like giving despicable POS subhumans credit even if it’s due.
@@terminalvelocityrunner2202 what an idiot to ah yes let’s make a massive tank this seems like a great investment
Welll, the video dosen t shows the bjggest tank, the biggest tank ever thinked by germany is p2000
*Y E S*
I think a real issue of super heavy tanks is that by that point, the turret is so big, you could more easily hit it directly and fuck up it's ability to fire shells, making it obsolete.
Gustav:aims maximum up
P1000:ah hell nah man
I didn't see Winnie the Pooh praising Hitler... I just saw Xi Jinping saluting a fellow dictator
Haha nice one 😂😂👍🏻
So no one saw Donald Duck loading up that cannon ?? (same tank)
@@darkseagull1939 same here
Rest of the world: can’t you make normal tanks?
Germany: No, I don’t think I will
Didn't the soviets have weird ass tanks too?
Just saying, I'm not against anyone, I just want to confirm lol
People only talk about the communism in Russia and that’s about it. People don’t really pay much attention to the Soviet tanks
@@danktank7587 they just see pissed Russians and they run
Lol
A big waste of money to end up losing the war lol