If Teachers Acted Like Their Students

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  • @thehighllama8101
    @thehighllama8101 10 місяців тому +187

    As a substitute, I have found, more often than not, that students in middle school who get up to sharpen their pencils are usually the least likely to actually use those pencils during class. Usually, it's just an excuse to get up, take a walk, and chat with friends along the way.

    • @sshaw4429
      @sshaw4429 10 місяців тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣well of course. You must be young.

    • @happycook6737
      @happycook6737 10 місяців тому +4

      I have a pencil container that has sharpened pencils without erasers. Kids walk in, take a pencil. I control the 2 shared erasers. No time wasted. Lol

    • @eli3568
      @eli3568 10 місяців тому +5

      I can't really blame a person for wanting to get up, take a walk, and chat with their friends. That's just normal, healthy human behavior.

    • @thehighllama8101
      @thehighllama8101 10 місяців тому +13

      @@eli3568 I can't blame children for wanting to do that...but there's a difference between what a child wants to do versus what they should be allowed to do. Doing what you want to do, especially when you're a child, is not necessarily normal, healthy, or good. Children, by their nature, want to do childish things that could result in really bad consequences. That might be normal for a child, but that's where adults have to step in. There's a time and a place for taking a walk and talking with friends. Class time is not the time or place.

    • @alisasanders3
      @alisasanders3 10 місяців тому

      Yep, this is true.

  • @RuthParsil
    @RuthParsil 10 місяців тому +49

    I liked the one about meeting after school. My mom said you can't make me.

  • @paigeherrin29
    @paigeherrin29 10 місяців тому +42

    Watching this at lunch and I have my biggest pencil sharpener offender next period. I am soooo standing next to the pencil sharpener the whole class and doing this to my students in about 6 minutes

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 10 місяців тому +40

    Favoritism for Teachers with principals is REAL!

  • @mallisaunders4565
    @mallisaunders4565 10 місяців тому +51

    Terrifyingly accurate. Too funny.

  • @Freshfish111
    @Freshfish111 10 місяців тому +32

    And this is why I took the electric pencil sharpener out of my room and bought handheld sharpeners at Dollar Tree.

  • @dianaw451
    @dianaw451 10 місяців тому +68

    I’m not a teacher, and this is still relatable to corporate America. ❤️🥴

    • @pinlight97
      @pinlight97 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂💯 I started there as a teen and still transitioned to teaching. It felt like maybe there was hope? Maybe? 😂

  • @kathyhughes8196
    @kathyhughes8196 10 місяців тому +18

    In my experience: after finally accepting that they have to work in a group, next question is, "Can I go to the bathroom?"

  • @josikruger6255
    @josikruger6255 10 місяців тому +32

    Hilarious! You need to do a part 2. The indignance when they are bust doing something, talking about Fortnite gaming when they are meant to be working, constant visits to the bathroom. Don’t forget the asking what they need to do when you have just explained. Oh! And “This is so boring! Why do we have to do this?!”

    • @pinlight97
      @pinlight97 10 місяців тому +3

      Ah, the answer to that boring question is, “incredibly, science shows that boredom actually makes your brain grow more brain cells! Just my fun factoid for today!”

  • @princessbride2
    @princessbride2 10 місяців тому +18

    The snide comments part is so accurate. The comments these kids make crack me up. I work in elementary so thankfully most of the kids don't cuss at you. But they find other ways to try to cut you down. Gotta love that honesty! 😂

  • @hbrws813
    @hbrws813 7 місяців тому +5

    I love watching these even when they give me PTSD from 21 years of teaching 8th grade.

  • @kimwiley4052
    @kimwiley4052 10 місяців тому +14

    The hitting of the door frame, so true 😂😂😂

  • @mariekatherine5238
    @mariekatherine5238 10 місяців тому +36

    As a student, I hated group work because I’d end up doing the large majority of it and everyone would get the grade I earned. If I refused, then I’d get the low grade which didn’t go unpunished at home. My parents would say the chain was as good as the weakest link. Don’t be that link!

    • @pinlight97
      @pinlight97 10 місяців тому +8

      This is why some teachers, like myself, still do group work but mark it individually (there are ways to do that). It keeps the collaboration and working with others thing intact while not getting those kids with parents who are upset over grades in trouble. One of my kids got bullied by other girls who “put more effort in” specifically. Their parents were definitely a factor but my daughter had a learning issue with modifications: she did what was expected of her. So, yes, group work is upsetting for lots of kids but the construct is the key.
      (Collaborating with teachers/admin we don’t align with well is a real thing too. We just don’t do the “big drama” moment as adults…well, most of us). 😂

    • @Marie-nx3kf
      @Marie-nx3kf 5 місяців тому

      Bro totally me today I'm independent and I can't stand people in my school

    • @sconesindi2222
      @sconesindi2222 4 місяці тому

      I have a part of the rubric for engagement with the group. So if one person does nothing they get fewer marks than everyone else in the group.

  • @heidiswatek1348
    @heidiswatek1348 10 місяців тому +8

    As a middle school teacher, I can SO RELATE 😂

  • @veronica944
    @veronica944 4 місяці тому +4

    I think my strongest reaction was to the pencil thrown on the floor. My students are always asking me for a pencil. But then cleaning up I find so many pencils on the floor.

  • @mybestschoolSMPN3KIKAN
    @mybestschoolSMPN3KIKAN 10 місяців тому +10

    Wuahahhaha
    🤣🤣🤣
    Like the way you jump in front of the class and you wear sunglasses ... Way yoo 😍👍

  • @rpmoth
    @rpmoth 10 місяців тому +8

    2:41 As a teacher, this is my reaction to meetings afterschool. Some of these were "if Teachers acted like teachers" to me

  • @BehindTheDesk45
    @BehindTheDesk45 10 місяців тому +1

    The ACCURACY!!! And it doesn't matter what grade you teach. It still rings true!

  • @AYOof5D
    @AYOof5D 10 місяців тому +7

    This is so completely accurate! 🤣

  • @shbr8369
    @shbr8369 10 місяців тому +4

    This is sooo funny...as a child & an adult I see it!!!🤣💯💕🙏🏽

  • @SmartMoufShirts
    @SmartMoufShirts Місяць тому +1

    While doing IT in a middle school for about a year, I got to hear things in classrooms during teaching. An eighth grade girl once asked female teacher, "Miss Evans, are those your clothes? Naw, because I just thought I saw Miss Johnson wearing them yesterday. Did y'all stay together last night? Is she wearing your clothes from yesterday?"
    I just had to run for my life. I almost didn't make it out of the roombefore I erupted. Teachers saw me running down the hall, toward a closet. I explained it in the staff meeting.
    Miss Evans said she saw me trying to keep it together until I could break out. She appreciated my discretion, but it still made her laugh at me, a little. She told the girl, "No, Iesha, these are clothes your dad bought me." The gasp was heard in the hall, and the air handlers strained to replace the oxygen in that classroom. But miss thing kept her comments to her bad self the rest of that day.
    Miss Evans was applauded in the staff meeting.

  • @opinionatedone
    @opinionatedone 10 місяців тому +7

    Hubs is a teacher ( can't wait to show him this when he gets home from school! ) He says kids used to like movies and now they hate when he shows one. They're too long for today's attention span!!!

  • @asteria4279
    @asteria4279 10 місяців тому +7

    I am showing this to my classes tomorrow.

  • @christopherweber9464
    @christopherweber9464 10 місяців тому +6

    @ 0:44 was funny but @ 3:33 I lost it ... That happens every ... single ... day ... two or three times per class
    No Lie!

  • @GonzoHenson
    @GonzoHenson 10 місяців тому +2

    I'm handing in a note like that next Staff Meeting.

  • @RandiBeeman
    @RandiBeeman 10 місяців тому +24

    When I was a kid, we didn't do nearly as much group work. I still hated it when we did it. As a para, I have total sympathy for the kids when they hate it too.

  • @kevinkruger6233
    @kevinkruger6233 7 місяців тому +1

    Yes, to all of that. Very good therapy for me

  • @jpendowski7503
    @jpendowski7503 10 місяців тому +2

    You gave me a good strong laugh at how this is relatable.

  • @peterthompson7759
    @peterthompson7759 10 місяців тому +2

    Wait, we don’t actually say those things out loud, uh oh, I’m in trouble now.
    I love the Blooms Taxonomy by the desk, could just have destroyed that accidentally!

  • @jennduncan9904
    @jennduncan9904 7 місяців тому +1

    Aren't teachers like this in every staff meeting or PD 😂?

  • @hebaelwassef
    @hebaelwassef 10 місяців тому +5

    I am gonna show this to my students😅😂

  • @asteria4279
    @asteria4279 10 місяців тому +2

    4:30 too bad so sad - Chromebook = everything stored on the cloud so log into my computer and give 'er! Bahahaha!
    (I've had the pleasure of pulling that out on a couple kids in my career tee hee!)

  • @thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666
    @thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666 10 місяців тому

    The chair placements...😆😆😆

  • @angelastoker
    @angelastoker 10 місяців тому

    Kids do these things?! Whaaaaat? I ask this as the super shy kid in class who never spoke and was terrified of every single other person around me.

  • @rachelberndt1835
    @rachelberndt1835 10 місяців тому +2

    This is GOLD

  • @garysmith4796
    @garysmith4796 10 місяців тому

    I swear l had this teacher (student) in my period 5 last year. You nailed it...

  • @js1js135
    @js1js135 10 місяців тому

    The accuracy!!!!😂

  • @jmfs3497
    @jmfs3497 10 місяців тому +3

    I do wish likeminded people could take classes together rather than all the "teachable moments" of group work with people who essentially are bullies. I'm 50 now and people that sucked when they were 6 years old still suck when they are 60 years old. There is a lack of personality awareness and learning styles that sadly doesn't get discovered until school has long passed. People less extremely obvious than Temple Grandin go through school being treated like they are lazy, daydreaming, poor students, when in reality they are visual thinkers floating in a curriculum designed for verbal thinkers only.
    Sorry, this video is probably funny, but I work with an OCPD manager that makes life a living hell, and I KNEW something wasn't right with him on day one, and yet I still have to work with him when I wish I would have felt more empowered to say "Hey. I don't want to work with OCPD guy. We don't work well together and I know I won't get anything done working with him, and it will demoralize, fatigue, and traumatize me to where I won't get anything done for the rest of the semester if I'm in constant fear of having to be bullied by this guy."
    I don't know why I'm commenting, really. It just popped up in my feed and life has been a stressful journey of being a very strong skilled introvert working with very dominating and shallow skilled extroverts that get into management from butt-kissing. There is this false premise that an introvert will learn something by working with an extrovert, and usually that lesson ends up being that there is zero point in working with an extrovert when introverts can simply mask as extroverts when needed without losing all the empathy and compassion that comes with introversion.

    • @JinxdOne
      @JinxdOne 10 місяців тому +1

      I was an introvert for most of my life. I was always scared to do basic things, like I tried out for cheerleading, and I actually got on to the cheerleading squad. I was just too terrified to actually do it, so I backed out. Same thing with the full ride scholarship that I got to Northwestern. I was just too scared to do it, so when I went to my local college, and no one that I knew was there. There was a rock climbing wall, I desperately have always wanted to climb one and yet I was terrified. I didn't do it so now at 41, I am the biggest extrovert because I feel as though I have lost too many opportunities in life to do things. When the people around me didn't matter, there's no point in being scared. If you talk to me now, I'm a kind of a loud mouth, honest and personable. I'll try to make anybody laugh and smile, if you don't have a smile on your face then something's wrong with your day. I just wish I could go back in time and change it, there's no reason to be scared but I hope you come out of your shell. Not everybody is awful and sometimes introverts need to speak up, so that someone is heard other than just the loud mouth, jackasses in the crowd. Remember usually it's just that one person fidgeting in the crowd to know that you're not alone.

  • @krystalsmith849
    @krystalsmith849 10 місяців тому +1

    What I don’t like about group work in a math class is when you have to take a lower grade because you know the answer and no one believes you.

  • @davidnballinger
    @davidnballinger 10 місяців тому +6

    Love it

  • @dibamoca9885
    @dibamoca9885 10 місяців тому

    No lies were told!

  • @verobarrionuevo
    @verobarrionuevo 10 місяців тому

    There is also the "I'm going to report you" statement 😂😢

  • @ngordon4262
    @ngordon4262 10 місяців тому

    I have experienced almost everything that you said except maybe one thing you are not lying.

  • @pennyc11
    @pennyc11 10 місяців тому +4

    Almost every group project. Later, teacher, can I improve my grade by doing all the work my group didn't produce? Honestly, I would have just done all of this on my own. Picked a topic I liked and less traumatic for me. 😖

    • @blugreen123
      @blugreen123 10 місяців тому +3

      I hated group projects so much. They gave me so much anxiety and stress that I would just shut down.

    • @Nikifuj908
      @Nikifuj908 10 місяців тому

      ​@@blugreen123 Real life is full of teamwork situations, and often the best jobs require you to produce a complex work product with multiple people. Group projects are a great way to learn those skills.
      Group work can be stressful, but if your response to stress is just to shut down (as opposed to learning new skills that make the thing less stressful), that’s not the expectation being unfair; that’s a sign it’s time for _you_ to grow (or seek professional help if you can’t). It’s also OK to ask the teacher for help navigating group dynamics.
      For major group projects, I give my students a short survey at the end. I explicitly ask if the work was shared fairly and, if I find out a student wasn’t pulling their weight, I penalize that student.

    • @pinlight97
      @pinlight97 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Nikifuj908I do group work but pull the anxiety piece by marking individually. The kids with high-flier parents don’t stress about a bad grade the whole time and the kids with specific needs/modifications don’t stress about other kids getting on their case for not doing enough. They still have to collaborate, though, as that’s the real point. The survey at the end helps: I don’t just want to know who “didn’t do the work” but set expectations for success as embedded criteria. Examples: choose a group member who took the best notes, a group member who was the most encouraging to the other members, etc.

  • @teacherrockstar
    @teacherrockstar 10 місяців тому +1

    This is so accurate 🤣

  • @patpowles2129
    @patpowles2129 10 місяців тому +5

    Hilarious

  • @stevelobstein3195
    @stevelobstein3195 10 місяців тому +1

    No dumb phone incident 😅

  • @thejohnallcornshow9842
    @thejohnallcornshow9842 6 місяців тому

    Duty lol i got the maturity of a 5 year old😂

  • @socrateacher9331
    @socrateacher9331 10 місяців тому

    I didn't work well with Mrs. ohnson either. Not the Mrs. Johnson that taught 5th grade with me, at my school in 2018-19...

  • @mistybethune9116
    @mistybethune9116 8 місяців тому

    I always got annoyed when a teacher partnered me or put me in a group with students I didn't get along with

  • @erindelaplain6132
    @erindelaplain6132 6 місяців тому

    the accuracy

  • @sweetwords6303
    @sweetwords6303 10 місяців тому

    Yeppp,that’s how it is😣😣😣

  • @user-pf9ik3fh1h
    @user-pf9ik3fh1h 10 місяців тому

    Hilarious!!🤣

  • @hopestar2000
    @hopestar2000 10 місяців тому

    😂 True story!

  • @susannahfaria3588
    @susannahfaria3588 10 місяців тому +1

    Too funny-!

  • @erincarter5061
    @erincarter5061 10 місяців тому

    ALL TRUE 😂

  • @itallbeginsattheend1
    @itallbeginsattheend1 10 місяців тому

    Thanks

  • @roycehunt141
    @roycehunt141 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hmarion4570
    @hmarion4570 10 місяців тому

    why do american classrooms have those pencil sharpeners? they’re just not a thing in britain

  • @BattleBean762
    @BattleBean762 10 місяців тому

    NH represent!!! 🙂

  • @kathleengreen9660
    @kathleengreen9660 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DogLover1718
    @DogLover1718 10 місяців тому

    So do u actually listen to good suggestions like don’t put me with _

  • @binabina4445
    @binabina4445 10 місяців тому +1

    #Bringbackspanking

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 10 місяців тому

    Wow I wish I was that hot TILF’s husband

  • @DogLover1718
    @DogLover1718 10 місяців тому

    So do u actually listen to good suggestions like don’t put me with _