【ENGsub】Matsuri Talking About her favorite Loli
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
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Natsuiro Matsuri's channel
/ @natsuiromatsuri
#夏色まつり ＃Hololive
Suisei: *I'm not a shotacon. Shota and Shonen are not the same!*
Matsuri: *Yes, I'm a lolicon, 14 is my limit*
Man I remember how seriously serious Suisui was on the stream. I don't seldom see the eyebrows pointing down on her model but there it was!
The way Suisei at first argued her point kinda reasonably, but then dug her own grave near the end was *amazing.*
Has anyone seen Kanna The Weeb yet?
Will appear any time. That person is in every comment section of every subbed vtuber video and i salute that weeb kana person!
@@RazorGK Also, AnhH 172 is someone thats almost anywhere aswell, but just not as frequently as Kanna.
Matsuri: Yahooo. Kindergarteners are the beeeeest!!
Also Matsuri: Why am i age restricted?
Eric Andre shooting Hannibal - Matsuri talking about Lolis
Hannibal - UA-cam
Andre: Why am age-restricted?
*surprised Matsuri face*
grass
泥棒猫 is she age restricted? I thought she wasn’t anymore.
@@superbaconpants4264 that was monetization and she was demonetized for a time. This particular stream got age restricted, or someone in chat made a joke about it.
Matsuri isn't upset by the age restriction because she got age restricted. No, the reason why it made her screech like she did, is because she knew that now...the kids would have a more difficult time finding her channel and getting lured to her. A sad event for a lolicon indeed.
She gonna have less kids going to her channel, a sad day indeed
Imagine being a lolicon and the only viewers you get are adults. Ahahahaha, of course that idea would upset her!
She can just go visit them at school or at the playground! Oh wait...
@@gloomyranger4350 Well, she already became a loli once, so if she likes being in the recieving side.... ye...
@@scroptels OMG, hahahahaha!
This whole stream is yabai
Then she starts crying cause she got age restricted on youtube lmao
UA-cam just trying to keep lolis away from her, I understand where UA-cam is coming from for once lol
UA-cam: "No lolis for you."
no loli for me?!
@@HIBA_DA_LOLICON No lolis for Matsuri.
Even translator-san is risking it with this clip
Alt title: *Matsuri's Loli Review Corner*
Loli Reviewers
And Matsuri is Stunk
How are you today Cevathi
i'd watch that shit
@@fmaaru571 I'm fine today
LOLI👏REVIEW👏
Matsuri: “I love chubby loli thighs”
UA-cam: age restricts Matsuri
Matsuri: *surprised Pikachu face*
silencing her does not make her wrong
Well, there are no hololive without 'loli'.
I never noticed it before lol
But yagoo is lolicon
Aqua is the real loli lol
*Rushia* is sexy-boing-boing-loli now x). Well, *Luna* is true loli anyway, nanora.
@@evgeniybazhukov1525 Luna is a baby
The first time i seen Matsuri talking about something so *passionately*
Hai mel
Watch her her talking about Sara Hoshikawa, you'll be surprised, lol: ua-cam.com/video/Wm6SUmOSqx4/v-deo.html
Icipher thanks bro.i just watched ur clip.and i feel really sad for her
@@yuel1844 YUD!?!?
The likes: 666.
Everytime i watched this kind of clip, i get reminded on how yagoo said "We aim to make an idol group similar to AKB in a certain conference"
Matsuri's just sorta there. Not really doing much.
*We don't usually let her at the mic*
He's gathering money to buy off AKB and make AKB behave like vtubers
I get the feeling Hololive is raking in cash anyways so they probably don't mind.
@@alexanderholzer7392
Yagoo's dream atomized
Yagoo's bank account stacked
Some sacrifices clearly must be made for the greater good
@@bashamd96 I'd be interested to know just how much money they do make. I'm sure they make a fair bit but I wonder if it's reaching "ludicrous" levels or if they're just comfortable. The foreign audience is currently growing exponentially.
Suisei : "You don't understand the difference between shonen and shota?! "
Matsuri : "You don't understand the difference between gohololi and lolibaba?!"
When you saw this clip, you thought, "Matsuri sank deeper into her degeneracy".
For Matsuri, though, it was just an average Saturday night.
I didn't think she sank deeper into her degeneracy, after all she's not a degenerate at all, she's a kawaii virgin, at least according to Hoshikawa Sara, and she'd also be the perfect caring wife, according to Hoshikawa Sara, Shion and a few others.
@@livedandletdie Ssssshh, don't let the secret out!
@@livedandletdie Degenerate Matsuri is like Kurokami Fubuki, they both have an onstage persona, but what people tell you about them and what they actually do betray said persona.
Matsuri: I sure love little girls!
UA-cam: Hai, here's your age restriction.
Matsuri: *confusion*
"4th and 5th graders are the best."
"Why can't I love kindergarteners?!"
"I want to snuggle my face to her thighs."
etc. etc.
Matsuri-chan just said a lot of things that people should never say out in public. Haha! XD
【 Matsuri does Matsuri things 】
Hmm now i need see her playing shinobu project
>Matsuri-chan just said a lot of things that people should never say out in public
the freedom that vtubers have in saying things makes it inherently superior to other forms of entertainment
she is a brave one
Ha Japan am I right fellas 👈👈
Whoa she's like a real professional, using special language & technical terms that only the most hideous of lolicon otakus would know :P
I always thought those terms where common knowledge among otaku.
This is a subject that should be taught in school. It should be everyday knowledge, lolibaba is the best term out there in the world, it's funny to say, it's easy to say. Gohololi is a kusozaku term it's harder to say, doesn't sound pleasant at all.
I know lolibaba but gohololi is a new one for me. Huh... My faith in myself is renewed.
Yeah, not I like I know all those turns or anything, FBI agent, please don't look at me like that.
@@livedandletdie It's also just one of the best forms if not the best form of loli. Shinobu and Lefi are great.
Every time you agree with Matsuri will add another 10 years to your jail time.
I guess I’m getting a life sentence then
@@Melcookie96 don't worry bro, gotcha back, it's either imma break u out or join ya
@@Melcookie96 Just One? We're All Getting At Least 5.
Yeah don't worry, we're just go to the right path and nothing wrong with it (🚓🚓🚓)
Unless you're into gohololi and lolibaba
Damn, Matsuri is a bigger degenerate than most of us and I love that
*inhales*
Boi you haven't gone down the deep floors of the dungeon...
i feel like she is a copy of myself
Im telling you.
I have seen some disturbing shit but other thing is if they dont appear in the seach history.
You mean pedophile
Ah, yes. Kanna's thighs. High quality dragon meat.
That would be Tohru's tail
I like how loud she is when she's talking about something she's so passionate about.
*Me explaining to my family:* Whats the cute Japanese girl yelling about? Aw she's just screaming how cute she is. :D
then u forgot u open this video with CC on, and your family is reading it while hearing u explaining yourself xD
@P Poh "She's eating an 11 year old lollipop that goes to school?"
@@KaBar41
"Y-yes?"
_Your family member who secretly knows Japanese be like_
A loli avatar talking about loli, humanity truly has ascended.
I got confused by ur username.... well just saying...
@@ryanyogianto You mean the crossover of the year HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA nano desu
Uruha Pekora that’s JK! Not loli!
Nanodeath
Loliception
"What's the problem?! I didn't do anything!"
Now I'm imagining fan art of Matsuri being put inside a police car saying that.
Matsuri: WHY AM I AGE GATED?!?
Also Matsuri: I wanna bury my face in Kannas plump loli thighs
@raynaldo arlen k.eman Kuro too
JDanielDroiidXD Kuro is just spicy Illya
Kana from Fire Emblem Fates is good too!
@raynaldo arlen k.eman I'm more of a Chloe guy, but Illya is nice too. I need to rewatch Prisma Illya.
such a based take, shut down by the yuchuub overlords
0:59 Hands clap and fingers snap!
I need to be familiarized with this ritual
And hands caught
I like my lolis like how I like my movies rated
For teen
N for nasty, EA for half movie.
For L, of course.....
Lewd, L for Lewd
@@ridhwan3896 Yes officer... these guys right here...
Your freedom is now also, 4/5
"I want to snuggle my face in Kanna's thick thighs"
- Matsuri
I can't blame her, Kanna is thicc
Matsuri reads Comic LO, a lolicon manga book that's released every month in Japan!
And?
Who cares?
@@Phatnaru0002 For those who care only. Now, shoo.
@@Subject91121 But why does that matter? I genuinely want to discuss it.
0:56 I can practically hear the tire-squealing sound effect as chat came to a screeching halt.
Yagoo: "We run an idol streamer group just like AKB."
Yes, I see.
【 lmao, i can hear YAGOO screaming somewhere *again* 】
Bruh, we've crossed the line so far that UA-cam's gonna demonitise itself.
YT should remove a lot of channels, because there are a lot of Pedo oriented channels on YT...
@@livedandletdie like matsuri's? And like seriously is there a lot of pedo channels in youtube? I never saw one
@@nathanaelraynard2641 while I hope the major understands the difference between a lolicon and a pedo, I must sadly say that there are channels that are watched by pedos. A few years ago I watched a video about the really dark and fucked up side of UA-cam, channels run by young girls who make videos of them selfes at the beach or at a pool only wearing swimsuit's of course, they didn't get many views but the comments they received could make you throw up. I really hope youtube did something against that.
@@pascalsch14 Glad I was nevet around for that
Matsuri loli tendecies get toned down now. She rarely talks about it again. Maybe she want to avoid getting demonetized. But honestly I can see why vtubers have more power than normal streamers do. They can talk about this things without getting cancelled.
Imagine you work at hololive, it’s your first day, and then from somewhere else in the building you hear some girl just start screaming and I mean ABSOLUTELY RANTING about lolis..
To Catch a Predator Narrator voice: "Our decoy posed as a 12 year old online and had some pretty graphic exchanges with Matsuri... a lot of which we can't broadcast on TV. 'What age range do you like?' She responds '10-12, baby'"
*camera cuts to Matsuri at decoy loli's house with Chris Hansen* "Hey there. Do me a favor and keep your hands out of your pockets where I can see em. Take a seat over there. How old are you?"
Matsuri: "16, ojisan"
Hansen: "You know, I have the transcripts of your chat logs right here. Now, why don't you try again"
Matsuri: *reveals her VA's true age*
*TCAP bleeps it out in fear of CoverCorp going after Dateline NBC*
This is perfect
MH_ biscotti 14 is my limit
I mean, Matsuri's VA is around 21 years old but still very illegal, lmao.
Holy_Vam how are they so young??
@@davos4667 what do you mean? Japanese Idols can be even as young as 11. It's quite normal there.
0:59 hey see! Lolis are up to 14!
*ENTIRE CHAT FROZE AFTER BEING ENLIGHTENED*
I feel oddly comforted by this
2:43 I love how she says "Yabai yabai" after talking about Kanna's thighs, like saying that they're dangerously *THICC*
I know right, the translated "perfect" doesn't do it JUSTICE.
Sorry for responding to a months old comment but if you see this I'm sure you won't mind rewatching. :3
Also, good name. Down with paizuri!
And this is why Matsuri remains one of the most based VTubers.
“If their mind is loli, it’s already loli”
Lmao imagine a twitch streamer talk about this, probably crucified
I really miss this side of Matsuri 😢
>talks about the reasons why she "prefers" 4th and 5th grade CHILDREN
>Asks her fans to not say things like "ewww" or "disgusting" in reaction to it.
Matsuri, I'm a lolicon and even I think you're asking for too much.
Honestly that is weird but like glad it just a loli talking about lolis. And not real childrens.
@@alphacoven9524 God why can't there be more chads like u
No matter how lewdable I could find a loli, I think no lolicon would even fathom the idea of diddling rl children
Real children are gross, annoying, loud, satan incarnate. Loli in 2D are always perfect and will never scream when they got kidnapped.
Real children are a box of problems waiting to be opened. Loud, gross, snotty brats, and will get you in jail. Is it worth it? The same principle applies at any age, though. 3D people are not important.
@@alyastastic truer words have never been spoken.
Alternative title: "Matsuri alienates herself from her non-degenerate fans for 5 minutes and 50 seconds"
You are a shotacon?
Suisei:noo shota and shonen are not the same
You are a lolicon?
Matsuri:YES I AM
when someone chatted わかるううううううううう while matsuri was talking about lolis
i felt that
Matsuri admits that she is a
Monogatari and Touhou fan (2020, colorised)
This absolutely deplorable, degenerate girl...
This is why she's my favorite.
You would love Loliconica
@SharinganSakura Well frankly I do that all the time with my friends lol, we even share loli doujins
@@xeow-1844 same, i legit have no shame and openly talk about it with friends lol
Matsuri : I want to snuggle my face to her thighs
Me : pfft we have same idea
Wow, she is really destroying her monitization situation, with her own mouth.
maybe she does not want to do Vtubing anymore but a contract keeps her from leaving, so she just tries to get kicked out by force?
@@Zeon081 or she is that perverted
I've never seen someone talk about something so concerning with this much passion
It's not concerning. There are loads more of people like her, I myself am a lolicon.
@@BenjamintYT well, there being more people doesn't make it any less concerning lol
She's a woman of culture
【 it's truly as fuck, i myself am an other lolicon 】
Eh, nothing wrong with 2D loli.
Yagoo: I want to make an idol group like AKB48
Matsuri: YEET 14's the limit
Don't let twitter find this
I've never seen such an amazing and interesting TEDtalk in my life before
She really is the based god
"Everyone is a lolicon since birth." ---Kenmochi Touya 2020
A woman of pure taste. Kanna is indeed the best.
“Why?! What’s the problem?!”
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE PROBLEM WAS MATSURI?!
Watching this, make me feel a little bit hopeful about my actual lolicon situation
I don't think Holo counts as a loli. You could argue that she looks like a highschooler, but her proportions are normal for an adult. Very baba though. Very baba.
julianb188 i mean have our own definitions
for me its any one with a flatish chest whos 5 feet or under
@@bot7070 According to the wiki she's supposed to look 15. I think that's in the highschooler range, but yeah that's maybe young enough to be loli. Fair enough.
@@julianb188 Holo acts so mature and wise that it didn't even register to me that she was supposed to look like a teen.
The thing is, sometimes 15 year olds look pretty similar to 20 year old adults, lol.
@@julianb188 15 is age one ends middle school and begins high school. It's just on the edge of high school like 18.
when she talks about lolis and her hands are down below doing something, you know this is not right...
I felt this video calling my name.
Simply , she is a cultured woman . Though her lust is bottomless so UA-cam has to jumed in and save at least the lolis
BY MATSURI LOGIC "IF THEY ARE LOLI IN THEIR MIND. THEN THEY ARE LOLI"
Does that mean if I believe it enough I can also be a loli???!!!!
“I mean, this is just some sisterly/maternal affection thing, right? Like she loves kids and wants to - “
2:51
“Yes, Officer, this shit right here.”
Hehehehe.
Not in hololive.
You've came to the wrong idol house fool
just somehow stumbled down the Hololive rabbit hole a couple days ago, and damn Matsuri is entertaining to watch.
This woman is pure culture
when she was drooling over kanna I saw dark purple energy radiating from the screen
*Matsuri:* _"WHY, UA-cam?! I didn't do anything!!!"_
*also Matsuri:* _"I want to snuggle my face to Kanna-chan's thighs."_
Yagoo: yes we are like akb48
Matsuri: allow me to introduce myself
8th graders are my limit is such a powerful statement
The amount of detail she went into.. lmfao. I always come back here when I need something to pick me up. It's good replay value on this.
Lol at all the newest comments that came from twitter.
7 months later and this is still my favorite clip
Natsuiro "If Her Age is on The Clock" Matsuri
4:20 oh no i understand u alright and i wholeheartedly agree. Ngl guys i thought i like lolis but thanks to matsuri i realized i was more of a lolibaba or gohololi finally i cannot be taken by the fbi
The difference between her and Nyanners is staggering.
Someone need to promote an encounter between Matsuri and Gibara. On a platform that is not UA-cam though or both of their monetization will be gone in a matter of minutes.
No matter which platform they may use, I'm sure the server hosting the stream would be hit by a natural disaster.
Yagoo sitting there crackin open a fat bottle of dragonslayer sake telling himself it'll be ok.
FBI: Send. In. Everyone.
Squad: Wh-which one?
FBI: *EVERYONE.*
Despite everything that's going on, this is the right timeline
Matsuri " a female vtuber": i love lolis!
People: thats so cute!
Kenmochi " a male vtuber": i love lolis
People: he is so creepy and disgusting!!!
That's called double standards, they exist because of gender roles but are strengthened by feminists instead of being destroyed.
@@darkyugi5763 kenmochi has a primarily female audience and nobody has any double standards for him
@@washingmachine4993 well, nobody who is actually a fan of him. it's mostly just clout chasing western terminally online twitter users who have zero knowledge of the vtubing scene
@@morkeleezjr.1016 I've never seen anyone complain about kenmochis love of lolis personally but most nijisanji jp fans as a whole arent the types to care about this stuff
Sometimes it amazes me how cultured this girl is, and just when I think she can't get any more degenerate she surprises me with her extensive knowledge of lolis, even acknowledging the difference between ancient loli and legal loli, and making it clear that highschoolers aren't lolis.
She truly is a role model, the perfect lolicon.
An absolute degenerate that needs to be purged.
@@kevinmayfield6182 Cope.
I don't get it. Highschoolers can be lolis. I can think of a few who look the part.
This comment put you on a watch-list, congrats
@@TheMightySpurdo Well, I never said that I'm a lolicon myself, I'm only admiring her level of culture
I wonder why she was asking if we thought she was a good person on Twitter yesterday.
🤔
The funny thing is I'm pretty it has nothing to do with stuff like this, too.
"Go back and study your loli again"... Is loliconomics a class in Japanese schools...? XD
She literally wants to motorboat Kanna's thighs wow
This is not the idol that Yagoo had hoped for
(but we still love it anyway)
I mean, she reads comic lo. XD she is full into lolis
well, so are you
Who's your favorite Loli
Friend: I think I like little girls...
Me: Ayyyyyyyyy
Matsuri: Ayyyyyyyyy
Lolicons: Ayyyyyyyyyy
She is truly enlightened.
You can't say Hololive without loli
Yagoo in the background:"Why are we still here,just to suffer?"
I love her, so based
Hmmm, i don't think lolis have anything to do with age, but with appearance. Like; a girl can be 21 but still look 13 by size and appearance, and a 13 year old can also look 24 by appearance. But my upper limit is 10, wait what's that sound? Ah, shit the pigs found me!
So much culture
But loli is about size, not age
Some random elementary student: She's so cute, who is she?
UA-cam: woap almost lost you there little one
I really miss Matsturi’s old live2D rig. There was a creepiness to it I really liked.
Good God, I can feel the based energy from here!
YAGOO: We run an idol group similar to AKB.
Matsuri:
Yagoo: *Y A B E*
She’d make a great lolicon club with kenmochi touya, I love how they get sophisticated about the loli topic.
I forgot this existed. I miss those times.
Other Vtubers: calls their chat kimoi
Matsuri 1:40 : gets chat to call her kimoi
Matsuri "You fool! This isn't even my final form!"