If the Prime Minister was an ESHAY
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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Labor? Liberal? nahhh Eshay Party ✅
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Vote 1 if you know you know party brah eshaaay lad
Imagine the legend liked my comment
i can imagine him saying that Centrelink needs to priorities serving eshays before anyone else and his defence policy would be something like weaponise scooters and teach soldiers how to play cod 😂
@@2ndPart2 Craig kelly
‘How the fuck did he get in’ 😂Drives down to Canberra to film - the dedication is unmatched 🤌🏽✨
Thanks to you hahah. Tell him to do his GTA STREAMS AGAIN.. pretty pls
he was in Canberra anyway, he had to go to court and score some pot
Three birds with one stone
100 th like eshayss
@EMEL SECK your hot.
U are 🔥
The bit about free stuff for single parents, and then him saying 'that's for you mum!' was kinda wholesome, almost brought a tear to my eye aye
Same
I believe if the prime minister was an Eshay the world would be a better place I mean Free kfc increased Centrelink payments +1 vote for Ashton oner
Don't forget best Defence Minister, he's leading the change to the pollies bashing each other instead of us regular folk fighting! 😅
ha
Got u to 69 likes g
Eshay bah right lad
Get a job ya bum and earn your money and not be a bludger
Ashwana would never have shit himself in engadine macca's like Scomo did.
exactly
Wait till he drives back to Sydney and get maccas at Goulburn hahaha
Super max for the scuntmo in Goulburn they love kiddy fiddlers and known associates
@@ShakTV thanks lad
ayyy true shit bahhh true shit cuz
I'm gonna lead this country with pride,
on my scooter I ride,
I'm the prime minister,
my legislation is sinister,
I'm a superstar,
you're an oogday who snitched to the police commissioner,
now you're deported to Tasmania.
- Bass Boosted and Extended Version
okay good bars
Lol I read this comment the exact same time he started rapping.
This man is literally like the funniest 🤣 person I have ever seen on UA-cam, plus I think he should actually be prime minister
much love bro
Bro there should be more eshay youtubers like you and if there were yputube would be way better!
U should watch Liam Dowling he’s funny aswell
@@ShakTV reed
@@ShakTV rfewferwdfxa
If the prime minister was an eshay he would make Foot Locker 100% off🤣
"Authorised by the Eshay Government, Campbelltown."
Our new and improved anthem baa:
Australians all let us illchay
For we are free 'n that
We've mad beaches and Ntays for toil
The hell is girt by sea?
Zinger boxes, rollies are nature's gifts
Mad Ntays, rich and rare
Mad graffiti on every page,
Doeys on every stage,
Advance Australia fair!
Hacking, then let us sing
Advance Australia fair!
LMAOOOOOO
I rate this 💯
Thats actually really good!
Adlay Anthem
Is that in Pig Latin lad?
-Money towards social public services like trains
-Developing Australians internet
-Send a TN into space
Truly the progressive voice of the people that the country needs right now, he's got my vote
Sending shoes into space..
Where to from here???
Maybe if by ''the people'' you mean all the dirty meth heads, then yeah.
Normal people would rather see all of you rounded up and sent into the sun.
free zinger boxes for all australians and every aussie kid gets a free razor scooter and free tns on their first day at eshay school
“If you’re caught snitching, you go to jail.” Bruh imagine someone just comes out and says that someone down the road is a serial killer and that person goes to jail instead lmaoooo
The prime minister also legalised shankings so you can deal with such people yourself! No need to drain resources.
nahh that shit funny turtle bahh
Shanks
This is what people voting for United Australia Party are hoping for
This is the best eshay Aussie skit so far. There's been a few going around lately like that 'new apprentice is an eshay', but this takes the cake hahah.
Taken a short at garn? Lmao
“If you get caught snitching, you go to jail” - pretty sure we already have that law, whistleblowers get stitches thanks to Christian Porter
[facepalm] sad that's not even a joke.
That's not even eshay though, you would send in the federal graf squad to graf their house and give local eshays permission to steal their crap, 1 item per eshay.
Impressive to have 8 minutes of comedy without having it get boring halfway. Good job man funny as
I'm a American that just found out what a eshay is . Its hilarious. This are the funniest videos .
better than the united australia party
But that's my kind of party...
@@jayz8839 In the ads, all the supporters walk slowly... creepy people walk slow.
@@snuscaboose1942 I walk slow because I'm chill, when the weirdos predicting doom come along citing pseudo science, I'm still chill.
I love the eshay, but we really need the road man back. We need another eshay and roadman rap battle. Keep the good vids coming.
you suck bro leave him alone he's a bloody legend
What do u mean stupid
Are you ranger
@@isaacmiguel2071 i hate u so much leave shak alone hes so much better than u
Check out my vids I'll clap u in fn
Bro, Just seeing someone popular in Canberra where I live is actually AMAZING, LOVE the dedication mate, keep it up :)
its a nice place i love the parks
GO THE RAIDERS
Didn't you have half the country there a couple months ago?
Canberra to be renamed Campbelltown South
"Your born here? Dont care bruh. Deported. You going to tasmania" 😂
LMAO CUTTING FUNDING TO POLICE AND PUT MORE FUNDS IN CENTRELINK SO THERES LESS CRIME
@Maitre Mark Most dole bludgers are too lazy to commit crime and drug addicts can never get enough, more cash = more high to them.
@Maitre Mark Your average criminal is opportunistic, they see the ability to drain the funds under the table or steal that bbq that's not guarded by a barking dog or cameras, even though the dog is useless because u can just give them a treat and they will be your friend and want to go to the park with u, the camera is useless because a criminal covering his face is not unusual anymore.
Before if a guy had a mask on to cover his identity to commit crime, every karen on the street will tell any cop exactly what he looks like and what his license plate was, as well as make and model of the car.
Health Minister KERSER cause he the sickest had me dead.
You know this is legit when the Federal Police is chilling behind the PM just to make sure he is safe and secure in the event of an assassination
mate there are Aussie comedians I watch like Lewis Spears where his videos are generally really good, but there's always one or two bits in your videos that have me on the floor haha
Vote #1 Ash Oner
dass ittt
ashwana did say he'll fix the roads and internet so ill prolly vote for him
I'm an Aussie, so I'm completely aware of Scott Morrison and eshays. If there was a movie dedicated to eshays, ShakTV would be the perfect guy for the role😄👌
Being a Gatorade bottle im super exited about this.
I thought when he said the roads will be all smooth and that lad, that he was going to say so you don’t spill the ongbay aterway when ya driving bra… eshayys
honestly i think an eshay would be more suited as a prime minister than sco mo lol
facts
I would vote for Crusty the clown over any of the current "leaders".
@@zeropoint546 fr fr
yeah bah
The eshay would put in more work
Another fire video 🔥
My fav are the eshay ones, since we got them everywhere lol
'Send a tn to the moon' had me dying
Dam we definitely need someone like this as our prime minister
" Jackie Chan shit brah" got me 😂😂😂😂
THE Fact that I rode the scooters he was pointing is actually crazy
I'd vote for him. He's definitely better than most politicians.
if an eshay was in star wars
when you said you cut funding to the cops a cop car drove past hahahha
Sending tn's to the moon is 200 IQ
Chillinit part got me good 😂🤣
If HP Boyz were the Premier of Victoria, Melbourne would have easily topped the most livable cities in the world list.
You should make a video of in ESHAY Becoming a president of the United States
Australia vs USA Prime Minister rap battle
You’ve given me the best laughs on UA-cam ever lad keeping working hard lad
Is he Aussie? Eshays say mate, bruh and cun in Australia, lad is rare if it even occurs.
Mf saying lad
The Prime Minister should video him doing The Gabba in front of The Gabba football oval Esssshays
AYYY THE ROADS ARE FINALLY DONE BOYS
bro hes actually a good prime minister
Your deported your going to Tasmania got me dying😂
Actual good as fuck policies 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont need ta jump the train anymore hahhaha
The little things in his videos like 69 percent of votes just make it better 👍
Earliest I've been for a video
1 minute ago
this was hilarious lol
that ending was fire
He's got great timing and delivery, could be insane with good writers
YEAH WE NEED THAT INTERNET 💀
This Eshay PM gonna get terminated by the governor general 😂😂😂😂
ya know the 4/20 public holliday aint that bad of an idea
it’s Hitler’s birthday
if only that wasn’t hitler’s birthday
Ashton would do a better job that scomo tho
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Dude you r too good at this. Sure you weren’t an eshayyyyy 😝
Can we replace albo with this dude 😂😂
If only this was real...
Bro went all the way to Canberra to film this video😂
Eshayyyyyy brah he is brah
could u put a sesh spot in each suburb would make life a lot easier
eshayss
And i love at the start is says channel 69 behind the reporter
too funny shak omg if you were in the running for the prime mister I’d vote for you lad
For the first time in forever that carpark is empty, always impossible to get a park.
NEW SHAK VID LETS GO!!1
Another amazing video Shak, this one is something else though straight up
*Begins to accidentally enact positive change*
This is fucking gold aye
Hahaha Gatorade! Yeh they come handy bro!!😂 u fkn legend braaah!! Eshayyyyyzzzz!!
Mad video haven’t watched it yet but mad
we need a teacher recation to this
respect to the teachers thooo
bah I make my business teacher react to this lad eshayyyyy
@@drake_21 I'm gonna wait for you to reply with the story g sounds mint
4 businesses idk if I can do it now
he actually made a few low key good policies, like free public transport for the unemployed, good internet
Ash 1er for Aussie prime minister 2022 brah essshayyys
video idea:
do this in public and actually campaign for it, youll make the news and our eshay community will be proud
you where in canberra and didnt come by ;(
Defqon 1 as not an eshay will be f**kin great
Woop -Woop for C/town, repping the 2560!!!
the roads are ready now😭
FR😂
Make Tradie meets Eshay next
The best explanation on dealing with inflation. Deflate it bruh
Yeaahhh ctown baby 🙌🏽😂
Shout out to Claymore ⭐️
Vote #1 The Australian Eshay Party
Haha that’s so funny how he comes down to Canberra to do it and not anywhere else😂 I think we know what city he likes….
Deflation bruh
"DON'T FUCK WITH KERSER" - Mr. prime minister.
I started to realise some of these ideas are pretty good
You actually have to run for prime minister please!!!
“Crimes gone down, cause people don’t need to steal now lad”
Oi that’s a full real economics like fact of life ay bra. Eshay
bro when you said lisi my respect for you went higher than i could ever respect anyone. walking W.
Eshayyy bruh
Before all the Karens start yepping
bro, i wish he was the prime minister tho. That would be eetswa.
Mr Prime Minister, How that fu*k do you plan to deal with China?
"1V1 on Fortnight bruh"
Funniest things is that some of the things in this video are way better than anything the gov will actually provide e.g. more Centrelink ahah
1+ vote for the eshay party
The *mice drop* was So Funny
Would be funnier of he had a rats tail
Got my vote brha shesh lad pm is a esh lad bar ESHAY
Campbelltown, Claymore Is the captial