imo this is one of the strongest opening bits of any episode. the rapidfire comedy is fantastic and "americans and chinese and other people" kills me every time
See, this one is incredibly on the ball and the boys are all perfectly on one wavelength. However, for my money, give me the hot fucking mess that is "the podcast episode is your sensual platonic valentine who you'll have sex with while I, Griffin McElroy, do a tumble into the poetry pile with ferrero rochers on my nipples and 7 wine balloons hidden around the escape room".
it makes me irrationally happy that travis suggested positive rap battling ... which was a thing in the trolls: the beat goes on cartoon ... based on the 2016 trolls movie ... the sequel to which featured these very boys
i am very sleep deprived right now and i swear to god i have not understood a single word justin has said i literally thought he started speaking a different language
"No one knows where the 2020 Olympics are going to be." Oh, you have no idea.
"I'm the only one participating and I think I have a good shot at at least bronze"
imo this is one of the strongest opening bits of any episode. the rapidfire comedy is fantastic and "americans and chinese and other people" kills me every time
"Big Australia and Little Australia"
@@damienvalentine5043 Bigger Australia Theory
See, this one is incredibly on the ball and the boys are all perfectly on one wavelength. However, for my money, give me the hot fucking mess that is "the podcast episode is your sensual platonic valentine who you'll have sex with while I, Griffin McElroy, do a tumble into the poetry pile with ferrero rochers on my nipples and 7 wine balloons hidden around the escape room".
lets be real, "americans and chinese and other people", is how a lot of americans see the world population
I am filled with rage that I cannot purchase a t-shirt that says "THIS IS WHY WE SPORTS!"
As soon as Justin starts the conversation by going “lyymps😌”, you know you’re in for a silly ride.
"im gonna be taking part in the 2020 olympics" oh, are you now?
"noone's quite sure where the 2020 lympos are going to occur" this aged well.
"There's not going to be any spectators. They want to keep it pure for the sports." Got hit with one of those 2020 visions, did ya?
"it just says 'olympics'" kills me every time
The McElroys are incredibly well connected
this is my favorite bit of all time
"2020 olympics will be in tokyo" more like 2021 olympics
I’m really excited to watch Griffin in the FANCING? event. Bring home the gold, little buddy
“I’m going to participate in the 2020 Olympics!” 😬
No joke, this is in the top 3 best bits for me. I'm dying laughing at work!
it makes me irrationally happy that travis suggested positive rap battling
... which was a thing in the trolls: the beat goes on cartoon
... based on the 2016 trolls movie
... the sequel to which featured these very boys
God I fucking love this bit.
this is like the wu-tang clan of comedy bits. they just hype each other up for like 6 minutes
Also let's be real, Travis would win at Nicest Rap Battling
"Head-to-head yo-yoing."
That was literally a plot in the Yu-Gi-Oh! manga...
Did yugi keep on yoing
"It just says Richard Gere?"
to this day i do not know whether "little australia" was in reference to new zealand or austria
"its the last person across the finish line loses"
so, normal running, then?
last person loses, but second last is first place, and so on
It’s sad listening to this in 2020
i really want mystery barbecuing to be a show
"they don't want it swamped" OOF
So excited to see them in the next lympos!!
This is why we sports.
I love how the wildest sport griffin could pull was "leg wrestling" an actual sport lololol
i don’t understand why “americans and chinese and other people” made me laugh so fuckin hard
Did Griffin have a window break sound effect ready or did he break something?
That's just what it sounds like when Griffin tries to flex his arm muscles
+hermestrism3gistus This kills me, I cant stop laughing
Googled it… he used google I can show you how
Onw of the bits I come back to the most
i am very sleep deprived right now and i swear to god i have not understood a single word justin has said i literally thought he started speaking a different language
welcome to the lympos boys
Wait a minute, was there supposed to be an Olympics this year?
I'll be competing in knife game
pathetic. REAL men compete in DOUBLE knife game.
@@Zenith2863 *pulls knife from mouth* you mean triple knife games
oh no ive been outmatched!
*grows two more arms like a Hindu god* FOUR KNIFES
I'm not exactly sure what the Richard Gear category entails, but I think it might involve gerbils.
I’m gonna pick odd job
Oh don’t worry, we’re focused on the pandemic in 2020 instead of the olympics :)
HOLY SHIT NOSCOPE SURGERY LMAO
As a West Virginian, yes
hahehe 2020 olympo
2020 olympics? Boy that aged poorly
HOW FUCKING DARE THEY CALL US LITTLE AUSTRALIA
Ooooooof