The Explorer who used a Knife made of his own Poop to Escape from the Ice
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i’ve got an honest recommendation. You should add the actual photo of the people who did this at the end of every episode
I agree
If there is one
Excellent idea 👍👍👍 I hope they see this.
Good idea
Corona man - There is, I always end up searching for the person at the end of every video I watch.
“He Declined her kind offer to bite off his toes”
What exactly is the proper procedure for sanitizing ones teeth so as to avoid a secondary infection. Before you bite a friends frost biten toes. Maybe brush your teeth 15 times and use mouthwash 25 times LoL
Or verry strong allchoole
Said a legendary painter
Peter: *lost a whole leg*
Also Peter: Tis' but a scratch
Then she bit his legs off
“we’re trapped what are we going to do”
“Don’t worry I have an idea”
“Really what is it”
“You have any Taco Bell?”
No
😆😆
I understand this
Chipotle’s gotta work too.
John it won’t work too liquidy
This has to be the shittiest weapon ever made
no it's more of a crappy weapon.
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun Badum tss
Bruh
69 likes
Nailed it!
That woman who volunteered to bite off his rotting toe remains was a real trooper.
It's the way they eskimos do it, and considering how cold greenland is they probably have to do it from time to time.
I wish i could have done the toe biting
@@thetrueakamaru7 Well alrighty then.
@@thetrueakamaru7 weird flex but ok
The True Akamaru *Hol up*
I prefer calling him the manliest man to have ever man'd.
Well said! 👏
@@Chriscovelli1 No, that's Hugh Glass. This guy is his adversary.
And the only guy from Chuck Norris' nightmares
Teddy Roosevelt is
Tony Stein is
As my father always said: “if it is stupid, and it works, it isn’t stupid.“ :-)
*but. "If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid."
Murphys Laws of Combat
Said? Is he dead?
Adam Forbes stfu noone cares let him be
“It’s stupid.. but it just might work!”
-unknown
I love how they just zoom in on his face when he’s making his “escape tool”
Oh right your one of those people
@@garcia6578 one of what people?
Eagles Fan what? Be clear
I know right I was dying laughing!!!!😂
Escape stool lol
“Eating contaminated artic duck that had been allowed to ferment the traditional inuit way inside the skin of a dead seal for several months.”
Ryde Mk you miss heard the video, He didn’t allow it to ferment in time, and ate it when it was still raw, which is why he died
Artem Magdanovich Kostrichkin oh
The “dish” is called kiviaq
@@georgedecarvalho8651 The names is like what the duck would have sounded like if it was alive.
Its good, you should try it
Renowned polar explorer, movie star, anthropologist, author, resistance fighter and journalist.
Most well known for: making a chisel from his own feces.
They really did him dirty huh.
You could say it was a (shizzel)
Not really considering he outright lied about it because it's literally not possible to even make a knife from it.
He got off great with people parrotting it even though it's legit not possible.
@@iMajoraGaming why wouldn't? Feces are 50% water, it is not surprising to imagine that he would be able to mold it while it was still harm, wait until it freezes and then use it as a shivel. And he has no incentive to lie, as he was already renowed as an explorer, with many cool stories.
iMajoraGaming acctualy almost any frozen object can be turned into a knife with enough shaping,below freezing temperatures and enough time
@@iMajoraGaming Those are some bold claims! Hopefully you have some bold proofs to back them up right?
Bear grills: Pees on jar for water source
Peter: Craft a knife with his own crap
Chuck norris: freeze snow to death
I am 200 yeet
Jade West he is smart
Bear Grylls stays in hotels and eats in restaurants when he's allegedly `surviving'.
MADLAD
The nurse offered to bite off the disfigured toes. But he declined her 'kind' offer...
#gentleman
100th like
@@firewolfraids6711 Maybe she just secretly had a foot fetish.
@@firstnamelastname-uw6vqwtf? no
Ahh yes the foot fetish were you bite on rotting toes
@@dottie-ratcall614there will be people that like that ngl
“Your foot has to be amputated.”
“...”
“You want me to bite it off?”
Javier Charlier ua-cam.com/video/_wollJFBjxU/v-deo.html
Mr Luger yes, I see you still play the greatest game ever to exists
“That won’t be necessary..”
*proceeds to cut them himself
oh sexy
ikr
The grim reaper must have been terrified to collect Peter's soul
That's why he had to wait until he was old
@@johnpatterson8697 What does he mean the grim reaper must have been terrified to collect Peter's soul?
@@jackbartholomaus6510 The grim reaper was to scared to collect him wen he was young and fit, had to wait till he was old and frail
@@johnpatterson8697 I thought it was because of the fact that he made a knife out of his own turd😅
@@jackbartholomaus6510 r/wooosh
"Then, a moment of inspiration struck him."
Proceeds to make a knife out of feces
😂😂😂😂
Imagine dying of a heart attack climbing stairs after all that.
That's tough
probably a good way to go.
@Manuel Camelo Damn.. that's awful man. Glad you're still here 💪🏼
Holy crap man, god bless you! Glad you’re doing good now!
Ooooooffffffff
He would easily survive if he just used his immense steel balls to create a shockwave exploding the snow above him
Problem is, they'd be too heavy to lift.
But it was nnn
He would lose if he did that
he isnt Johnny Joestar
@Ziad Khaled not panicking and thinking wisely to how to survive in a crisis needs bravery
@@TheZinnieShow is that a jojo reference?
Greenlanders: We call this man "Peter the Great"
(Russia) Peter The Great: *HOL UP*
You got a point
*Peter Griffin*
Does Russia even have any "Great" people? Hasn't that country had like 349 revolutions? I guess Putin is pretty cool.
@@darkjak224 Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, and I guess Ivan the Terrible
In Denmark we call him "The Great Dane"
Desperate times called for desperate measures.
💩
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teodorogerald 💩
@@Simplehistory 💩
🐒
Peter: *"I need a weapon!"*
God: *_"YOU HAVE ONE"_*
Peter : **Looks at penis**
God : no! Not that one
@@Ginger_Hrn
Peter: **looks at balls**
God: NOT THAT EITHER
Gosh you guys are disrespectful
@@kvngirvng9475 and why is that disrespectful?
Lmao
"Do you want me to bite your toes off?"
"No, let's use this knife I made"
Bruh, he shown his manliness even during pooping in the cold winter
It's fake, it's not possible.
@@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 bruh
Master Charles Diltardino r/whoosh
So how long before we see this knife for CS:GO?
Are you implying that a battle scarred safari mesh is not enough for you?
Oh this is gonna be good
Karma Charger has got you.
Knife battle-scarred $1,000,000-$10,000,000 StatTrak: $1,000,000,000-10,000,000,000
"DOPLER POOPKNIFE PAPA PAPA, OWWWWW MY GAWD!"
"He did this by waiting for his next bowel movement."
Ugh, now I really want to know how long this man waited to take a dump in the snow that one time.
...What is my life?
not long... but the wait for it to feeze would taken longer..
Probably not long - I imagine he was nervous knowing his life depended on it.
@@campkira maybe about 5 minutes diarrhoea man
I'm sitting on the toilet watching this...
You know what to do
Same
Francisco Lagunas Jr. who isn’t
Me too
Ditto
son,
*let me tell you about the time i made a knife out of my own feces*
I sympathize with him for how he died. I've fallen off cliffs, trees, houses. I've been in multiple car accidents and been hit by cars. And I've been in countless strange accidents and never been hurt...But sometimes I throw out my back or sprain an ankle just walking up the stairs at home and I'm like...WTF?
Well, reason being that your busy guardian angels are resting while you are at home: "I wish he does not do anything stupid now, while I have a nap".
What was your strangest accident?
Bro your not lucky gods tryna kill you lmao
“multiple car accidents and been hit by cars”
Why do I think this is your fault? 🤔
I popped my shoulder once when I woke up and I was feeling around my shoulder and armpit to see where the pain was coming from and I felt something poking out and I pushed, and fixed my shoulder.
Mom can we get a knife?
Mom: We have a knife at home!
Knife at home:
💩+🔪
Poo knives don't work. The story could technically be real until it's proven that sickles(not knives) are ineffective. Sorry for my mistake.
@@catosbobu1239 it was a joke
Now get in the gulag
Why does my son want a knife?
Catos Bobu123 r/wooosh
There's a Japanese guy on UA-cam who makes everything into a sharp knife. I might request this to him. 😂
He might just block you for this one lol
Please do this 🙏
Dew it
He already did it, the knife didn't cut meat and only smeared everything it tried to cut
Who is this is guy
Peter: "Patrolling the Greenland almost makes you wish for a nuclear summer"
reminder nuclear fallout do also cause colder climate due to more cloud blocking the sun...
Some love for our boys in the NCR frontier
Jim bowie: my knife will be legendary and be known as the deadliest of all knife
Peter freuchen: hold my pants
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅
@Ninja Boi
You're everywhere
😂
Juan Rodriguez
Hold me rectum.
that must have been one solid log
💩
Simple History hey, whoever animated this can you please tell them that i was physically scared when he erm, waited for his knife.
💩
F I R M and R O B U S T
@@Simplehistory Can you do the boxer rebellion please, the battle of rorkes drift, and Chosin Reservoir campaign please?
"He came from a humble background"
Simple History: He is also Danish, an Artic Explorer and Resistance fighter.
Me: That *Viking Heritage* for you.
This is a great point. However, he was Jewish. I've had people denounce me as an idiot for suggesting the possibility of Jews living in Denmark during the Viking era. I'm not saying I agree with them but there are definitely people who say this isn't possible. Their reasoning was that Jewish diets don't include swine but Vikings would so there can't be Jews there. Seems kinda weak to me because Vikings also had access to goats, chickens, cows, and sheep.
This guy takes the term “alpha-male” to a whole new level
That moment when your comrade thinks your a bear and shoots at you
Yes!
@@TyroneOne happens to me at least once a week
This dude is an "Omega Male". He makes modern day "Alpha Males" look like puppies.
NO ITS CHAD.
Bear grills: im gonna eat this bug to survive
Peter: aww how cute
@Ninja Boi Dafuq?
Kilosjell I think he meant “Poo” Xd
Tbh
It's spell grylls
@TheMighty Digger245 ut
2:13
"They called him Peter the Great"
*Peter I of Russia intensifies*
*Ark Survival Evolved Update*
- Make A Turd Knife
-Litterally Nothing Else
Imposter
Forgot the week of game and servers being broken after the update which would come night before holiday or weekend when most play
More like Minecraft but it's hardcore mode
"Modern problems require modern solutions."
You do realise that is not a modern problem, but an old one :)
Its rather "Old problems require old solutions." :)
Imagine what kind of stories he could tell to his child or grandchild
Probably would be sitting there in disbelief
He was probably the coolest grandpa ever, I wonder what his kin are up to? He had children with his first wife, I wonder what happened to each of them
Toilet training involved pooping into an igloo, hearing this story, getting drugged, and having to chisel out of said igloo.
“YAAAAAA, SuRe YoU DiD GrAnDpA!”
*john wick when he runs out of ammo*
Rasputin: "IM THE HARDEST MAN TO KILL !!"
* Peter enters the room *
Rasputin: " Why do i hear boss music ?"
Lame. Myth is debunked. Frozen dung can't cut anything and leaves trails of dung whenever you try to cut with it.
Rasputin : FINNALLY A WORTHY OPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
@@reynhacoezy5510 yes the guy in the video vs Rasputin would be great
Nah if anything they're equal dont disrespect rasputin like that
@@catosbobu1239 It's not a myth if it happened. Also, what's your source?
I think i’ve learned more history from this channel in a week than I have from school in years.
“The most interesting man in the world”
Lol
M Kay are you mr mackey cause MKAY
@@cringebot3082 it's easy mkayyyyy
M Kay Stay constipated my friends.
“He declined her kind offer”
Ah yes, it’s very kind and polite to bite off somebody’s toes
You do realise he would have died if he wouldn't have cut them off? She was offering to save his life.
r/woosh
@@computeroid2385 r/redditgay
@Hubert Cumberdale
r/HolUp
@@computeroid2385 r/poop
I saw Eskimo, checked it out at our local library here in Anchorage. The footage they caught in that movie was unreal. You can find legitimate whale hunting footage.
neat. I hate whales.
@@hannibalburgers477 Hannibal eating whale burger when?
I like how the nurse was like: want me to bite off ur toes?
The fetish of 1920s
Ima just make a legend "Don't eat the greenland snow"
When the wifi goes out while you're on the toilet
*rage meter goes to the max
The most I learn in school:1%
The most I learn in UA-cam:99%
KillSwitchLegacy apperantly you dont learn english in school
lol
I know right? Also college is dead
KillSwitchLegacy IKR!
fdma _
It’s more of a grammar thing, but grammar is still English so whatever 🤷🏼♀️
A good explorer knows how to use everything at his disposal.
*Everything*
Imagine
Child: dad I got a paper cut
Peter: I made a shitsickle to save my life
Catos Bobu123 can you give me a link?
@@catosbobu1239 im sorry
@@m.yanuwarta2721 apologies accepted :)
Actually I apologise to YOU because you called me out for something I was too ignorant to look at: he used a dung sickle to break ice, not a knife which is used to cut. Although I doubt that they work either, I guess I can't claim the story is fake until someone proves sickles made of feces are useless.
kid: weird flex but ok
Catos Bobu123 Yeah like, HE WOULD HAVE FROZE TO DEATH IF HE TOOK OFF HIS BIG GIRL PANTIES >:( 😂
Imagine finding the weird, bear-like, teacher used a knife made of his own feces to escape an avalanche.
Imagine realising that scientific research suggests that he lied about it anyway.
Peter: I NEED TO ESCAPE
God: you have one inside your body
Me:mom where's the knife in the kitchen?
Mom:it's in the toilet
Me:.........
Naufal Wardhana “on the kitchen”
The story was not necessarily fake. If you like getting your hands dirty you can make a knife-shaped object out of poo but irl it can't cut anything. But sickles(not knives) made out of poo *might* work. Sorry for my ignorance.
Catos Bobu123
Is this backed by any sources? If so could you send a link? Because while what you say sounds reasonable, you never know.
And if he gets hungry, he can have a little snack.
Damn that's cursed
Mh my mh chocolate knife
No
r/cursedcomments
Special chocolate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9:10
Great man
He actually stood up for her and married her
Good man...good man indeed
Using a max level character be like:
*the hardest choice requires the strongest wills*
I love the fact that I found this in my recommendations at midnight 😂
Sometimes in life, you've just gotta do that
Hey Chuck
Mood
@@sIurz Hey
*Gasps*
Very true
*Imagine if he cut himself and died of infection*
*He would still die a mad lad*
They knew what germs were back then
Buttnuttz you can still die of something, even if you know why
This guy just cant die huh? He lived through a world war the spanish flu many expeditions a concentration camp
Robbers : Hahaha you have no knife
Peter: Oh yeah just wait 1 sec
Robbers: Oh no, not this again run
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: “You had my attention, now you have my curiosity”
" I can bite your toes off. Trust me, I'm a nurse"
Just saw this after sitting on the toilet
💩😲
I still am. Good stuff.
T. S. Simonse no way same I just thought UA-cam can see my surroundings and recommended this
Same
@@Simplehistory did your kid typed this (if you have one but if you don't it's okay)
I love how some people just refuse to die!!!
Why’d you have to zoom in on his face and add fart sound effects tho😂
Why not
Why musn't
Tho
This man is one of the most amazing man I've ever heard.
same man this guy is an absolute legend
I need to talk to whoever’s in charge of my recommendations
And tell them how right they were?
Who knew the sh***iest escape plan was the best escape plan?
Holy- I thought you're only in the anime videos !!!
hey i saw on youtube channel somewhere. dont remember where though.
@@Fadlankhs Dolan Dark Maybe
Dang this man is so metal. He also died in my hometown
I love Anchorage even if the drive from Fairbanks feels like an eternity
"Anchorage, Alaska will be liberated"
- Liberty Prime, (2019)
The man might be metal but not the knife
What a life! He was an anthropologist, an author, he wrote and starred in a movie, he joined adventurer clubs, he rode sleds led by dogs, and he survived many brushes with death! He reminds me of Teddy Roosevelt. I hope he lived long enough to see his grandkids and entertain them for hours with stories of his life.
Me after reading the video title:
Excuse me, WTF
Me after watching:
Lesson learned, do whatever it takes to survive.
Also, Peter is badass.
It is indeed fake though
@Back2FutureFan6 ahem:
www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352409X19305371
"take a large deep breath" pedr fruhgn "breath out"
danish pronunciation is just weird like that
Crush: what happened to my pop
Me stuck under snow: nothing
5:40 I cant take this seriously staring into this serious mans eyes as fart noises play, its extremely uncomfortable
extremely comfortable*
In my country,there is a saying:
"You can be stupid as much as you want as long as you can help yourself:
Alabama?
What is the country
Crocodile Dundee: now this is a knife. Peter Freuchen: no....this....is a knife
Thank god he didn't just eat at a Mexican restaurant.
Florida man: are you challenging me ?
DUTCH WHATCHA DOING HERE
Ha
Gordon Ramsey: We need more knifes
This guy: Hold My Beer
Does anyone just feel like some people simply aren't meant to die
Not before their time anyhow
Taishawn Foster plot armour
This guy
Teddy Roosevelt
The japanese guy surviving 2 nuclear bombs
.
.
.
Bottom:
Bruce Lee and descendants after trying to make a sequel
*fitness isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle*
Me: * looking at steak*
Person watching this with me: don’t do it
Holy...
LMFAO
Cool to hear about a story i never have heard about in my “country” Greenland
Uangut atavarfimmi samminikuuarput:)) kisia ija, taama detaljeqartinginngitsimik, ilai qanittimi aatsaat paasivakka🤣
"Yes i would like a bizarre story"
"No no not this bizarre wft!!?"
r/comedycemetary
This story was great wdym??
Nacionalista Argento xD
r/youstilluser/getalife
@Ninja Boi
Are you a kiddo?
This man has balls of brass, and legs of wood.
Peter Freuchen : *exist
Kiwami Japan : "finally, a worthy opponent!"
The who???
**Peter the Great** (Not from russia)
@@shanedoesyoutube8001 He make knife out of everything. Dust, water, ice, even jello you name it.
He has a UA-cam channel feel free to visit him
@@lame_rookie9814 wwwwwwwwwtf
He would later use his nut as ammunition to save his life against a bear
I bet no one ever felt so good killin' a bear.
Moist-Mike underrated comment ☝️
💩+❄️=🔪
Crafting 100%
Nature: I fear no man
Peter Freuchten: Hold my beer
Why is nature fearful of Peter? I think the various stories told in the video focus more on Peters own fearlessness rather then nature’s fear of him.
Heart Attack: okay im doing it myself
@@HKoopman it won't but it will gave up before try to kill him again..
*Peter Freuchten: hold my scat-knife :D
Me: minding my own business.
UA-cam: recommends me this.
Me: I’m sickened but curious.
There are hundreds of stories in greenlandic how the hunters and the families survived. How he survived is really badass, just remember that he got help from Kalaallit and that they shared knowledge with him💅
Yes, I'm kinda bitter that how inuit doesn't get any credit of what they have achieved, how they survived
but a european man is always the manly man, very badass wow no one in the arctic has ever done that before haha sure
"Your toes, hand em over"
This is probably the first organic, environmentally friendly, knife.
Aside from wood, bone, and antler knives that were used long before this?
@@BeetleBuns Don't forget the sharpened stones that were used as knives also. Yeah, lol, you beat me to it. I was thinking, "I neve4 thought of knives ever being a danger to environment or needing to be organic before. Even so, I'm pretty sure that for a long time they were as basic and natural as you could get."
@@kari7403 Technically, we *still* use sharpened stones as knives, we just put a lot more process into sharpening them. (taps head)
Makes sense that his heart would give out after all that he'd gone through. Most people's hearts would have given out before they escaped the snow
+15 Poison Damage.
+5 Ice Resistance
You could at least write his name into the description...
Peter Freuchen
@Y Did I Make Earth ?
He says his name in the video lol
@@ziongarner4485 yeah, not like you can understand it thou
Holsp if you have ears you can understand it
Me while watching this on the toilet: yessssssss