Filthy Habits of History's Worst Dictators

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  • @jd_1857
    @jd_1857 6 місяців тому +193

    "A tiger never brushes its teeth"
    "So does a pig, chairman"

  • @AkiZukiLenn
    @AkiZukiLenn Рік тому +231

    Tiger tongue is basically a tooth brush but 10 times stronger, if only mao knows this scientific fact.

    • @rammbostein
      @rammbostein Рік тому +44

      also tigers don't eat sweets

    • @MatterInMyMind
      @MatterInMyMind Рік тому +34

      Bones help clean their teeth too

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 7 місяців тому +12

      @@rammbosteinor smoke cigarettes

  • @fandaeckert1915
    @fandaeckert1915 Рік тому +2171

    What an irony that Hitler had to take "anti-gas" pills.

  • @gigachadpybro1697
    @gigachadpybro1697 Рік тому +303

    Oh my god, Stalin drew Rule 34 before it even existed.

    • @christopherreeves5592
      @christopherreeves5592 6 місяців тому +5

      Please don't use the Lord's Name in vain. Thank you.

    • @We-all-watched-the-video
      @We-all-watched-the-video 6 місяців тому +24

      @@christopherreeves5592rule 34?

    • @BatInDisguise2.0
      @BatInDisguise2.0 6 місяців тому +9

      @@We-all-watched-the-videoI think he meant Stalin

    • @juicyjisoox
      @juicyjisoox 6 місяців тому +1

      @@BatInDisguise2.0it’s the g** in omg

    • @itachu.
      @itachu. 5 місяців тому +1

      @@juicyjisoox why you gotta censor it

  • @dayofthedaleks1524
    @dayofthedaleks1524 Рік тому +3955

    "Adolf Hitler's Uncontrollable Gas"
    The jokes write themself...

    • @karacreed0723
      @karacreed0723 Рік тому +111

      OH FU-

    • @Nmethyltransferase
      @Nmethyltransferase Рік тому +73

      "Actually, be thankful if you hear it. The ones you don't hear will get you!"

    • @brittakriep2938
      @brittakriep2938 Рік тому

      Dr. Morell, his personal doctor/Leibarzt called his pills , Entgasungstabletten'. This doctor also eat a small part of Hitlers food to control the quantity of spices. A highrank officer or official misinterpreted this and noted surprised: Like rulers of old days, Hitler has a ,Vorkoster' ( don' t know english word) to test , if his meal is poisoned!

    • @user-op8fg3ny3j
      @user-op8fg3ny3j Рік тому +1

      @CR7Pro542 mein got

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 Рік тому +73

      It requires a bit of dark humor to get a whiff of the joke

  • @randallrona9618
    @randallrona9618 Рік тому +160

    Imagine you're one of the best generals of the German military and found out your leader had uncontrollable farting as you tried NOT to laugh. 🤢😂

    • @toshitanaka1550
      @toshitanaka1550 Рік тому +1

      Just don’t bring the gas masks. It would give Hitler PTSD to kill you.

    • @lloydchristmas1086
      @lloydchristmas1086 6 місяців тому

      Probably propaganda like most stuff about Hitler. "He had one ball, he was gay, he was.a drug addict." Haha most is bs

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 місяці тому +3

      Now I’m thinking of the “Biggus Dickus” scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 місяці тому +2

      @@MovieFan1912
      Me too.

    • @esajuhanirintamaki965
      @esajuhanirintamaki965 2 місяці тому +1

      Rommel once giggled, and so he was fired by help of two Spitfire pilots, haha!

  • @GaelicCelt1990
    @GaelicCelt1990 Рік тому +2286

    “A tiger never brushes its teeth, why are a tiger’s teeth so sharp?”
    True, but tigers don’t smoke copious amounts of cigarettes per day.

    • @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
      @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood Рік тому +254

      And tigers only live about 1/10 as long as humans, so obviously they don’t need to worry as much about long-term effects.

    • @DauragonC.Mikado
      @DauragonC.Mikado Рік тому +214

      They probably don't eat (or drink) as much sugar as we do either.

    • @nisselarson3227
      @nisselarson3227 Рік тому +144

      Also I believe tigers chew on branches and stuff to clean and sharpen their teeth.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Рік тому +60

      They use their teeth for what they evolved, not for all sorts of tooth destroying food.

    • @ShadowTigerKing
      @ShadowTigerKing Рік тому +72

      Tigers teeth can decay and break when they get older. In the wild it can cause enough pain for the tiger to self delete, in zoos they get treated by a dental veterinarian. Mao clearly knew barely anything about tigers.

  • @mikeyknighty8226
    @mikeyknighty8226 Рік тому +79

    Stalin was just the original meme account admin, scribbling captions that mildly relates to the content on random images

  • @asaschuemann9545
    @asaschuemann9545 Рік тому +1478

    Of these 5, Mao's rotten teeth were easily the worst for me, also, his excuse for why he doesn't brush sounds like that of a 4-year old kid.

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 Рік тому +183

      That was his level of logic

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 Рік тому +206

      ​@@josho7138 also what's worse is those that praise Mao.

    • @Reagan1984
      @Reagan1984 Рік тому

      Mao's rule in general seems very juvenile.
      He wanted to get rid of pests in order to make farming easier, instead the curbing of animals like Sparrows only led to the desecration of crops from locusts.
      Millions died because Mao Zedong was kind of an idiot.

    • @LuC-k777
      @LuC-k777 Рік тому +134

      At that point his mouth was as dangerous as the saliva of a Komodo dragon with the mouth rot he had

    • @Nmdixon-cu7vm
      @Nmdixon-cu7vm Рік тому +1

      Now you know the intellect behind 80 million deaths. Just saying.

  • @greenhillburma
    @greenhillburma Рік тому +121

    I'm a Burmese, living in Burma, but I'd never heard the last one, though I might be ignorant in this. The rumor I'd heard of since childhood was that he had his doctors carry out venesection and replace the lost volume with that of younger people, so that he'd live longer (that's what he must have thought, albeit it's not scientific in any term). However that is also unverified. Given that he basically went nuts near the end of his rule, anything is possible.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 Рік тому +835

    I think Ne Win needs his own video for how insane he was. For example, he forced everyone to drive on the right side of the road because he felt the country might be moving to the political left… and everyone had right hand drive cars so one issue was that people got off of buses into oncoming traffic.

    • @peegoblin8372
      @peegoblin8372 Рік тому +25

      I thought the answer was unknown, but Idk much about Ne Win

    • @umungus518
      @umungus518 Рік тому +44

      Am I the only one who learned this from top gear?

    • @indianajones4321
      @indianajones4321 Рік тому +24

      @@umungus518 that’s the first place I learned it

    • @khanthtetzaw5212
      @khanthtetzaw5212 Рік тому +16

      Please don't tell me that he killed the Ayeyawade river dolphins and used it at bath. I can't believe that dude is started the coup to my country.

    • @Justin-yt7pi
      @Justin-yt7pi Рік тому

      All that just to own the libs?

  • @BeanManolo
    @BeanManolo Рік тому +96

    I feel Idi Amin deserved a episode only for himself with how crazy he was. He declared himself 'Conqueror of the British Empire' or 'CBE' after the United Kingdom severed diplomatic relations with Uganda in 1977, and had a lot of degrees like a law one without even going to a single class, simply by becoming the Makerere University chairman and giving himself the degree

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 10 місяців тому

      I believe he also awarded himself an Olympics boxing medal

    • @destroyerarmor2846
      @destroyerarmor2846 10 місяців тому +1

      The British colonials were jerks. Idi Amin just wanted to spite them and look like a champion of sorts

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@destroyerarmor2846"They freed our slaves and stopped us eating each other, what monsters"

    • @destroyerarmor2846
      @destroyerarmor2846 9 місяців тому +4

      @@KopperNeoman Slavery still exist. It's called 9-5 job

    • @TheOpethOfMastodon
      @TheOpethOfMastodon 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@destroyerarmor2846 oh stop

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +2927

    “How many dictators does it take, to turn an empire into a Union of ruinous states? It’s a disgrace what you did to your own people!” Rasputin

    • @smurfskii7884
      @smurfskii7884 Рік тому +468

      "Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!"
      Also Rasputin

    • @AutomatedPersonellUnit_3947
      @AutomatedPersonellUnit_3947 Рік тому +91

      Seen the current Mickey Mouse Administration and Resident Goofy in the USA lately ?

    • @Smokingcaterpillar579
      @Smokingcaterpillar579 Рік тому +20

      Everywhere i GO i see your FACE

    • @joshadrale4415
      @joshadrale4415 Рік тому +154

      @@smurfskii7884 you're from Georgia, sweet Georgia & history books unfold ya!

    • @MasterLu2
      @MasterLu2 Рік тому

      ⁠@@joshadrale4415as a messed up motha f*cka bent in the mind. Who built a superpower but he paid the price

  • @Daniel4646
    @Daniel4646 Рік тому +30

    Mao Tse Dong: "I clean my teeth with tea, I never brush my teeth. A tiger never brushes his teeth. Why are a tiger's teeth so sharp?"
    Sure, Mao. But I've never seen a tiger drink tea, either.

  • @briangreen1781
    @briangreen1781 Рік тому +208

    Stalin loved his memes.

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому +21

      apparently he loved what we call boomer memes, considering simple history said "he would put captions on old drawings" so even in the 40's we had people posting dead memes lmao
      (im stretching the truth massively but its hilarious to think of it that way)

    • @Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement
      @Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement Рік тому +7

      ​​@@AVI-lh6rm
      More like Stalin loved his memes so much, that he became one himself.
      Like Jayden Smith.

    • @timumbra2476
      @timumbra2476 Рік тому +1

      That’s what I was thinking 😂

    • @sneakysasquatch6014
      @sneakysasquatch6014 Рік тому +8

      Younger Me and Stalin would get along well cause I would like to draw crude stuff to

    • @fete0
      @fete0 Рік тому

      @@AVI-lh6rm ok kid

  • @dyl_matic93
    @dyl_matic93 Рік тому +14

    Mao also believed in peasant bathing. Meaning you should only bathe 3 times in life, Birth, Marriage, and Death. The only time he really got clean was when he went swimming. And unfortunately for the women forced to sleep with him they caught numerous VD from his lack of hygiene.

    • @Mozzie09
      @Mozzie09 Рік тому +3

      Easy, just do the middle one in every day.

  • @storozhevoy75
    @storozhevoy75 Рік тому +99

    They say absolute power corrupts absolutely: clearly sanity is one of the first things to go bye-bye.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade Рік тому +2

      Says a lot about the people who still chose to follow them lol.

    • @dogeee5615
      @dogeee5615 Рік тому

      clearly sanity is the only why to you keep survive on that position nobody is actually “great dictator”
      if you lose your mind at that situation you will get kill

    • @bensmith8682
      @bensmith8682 7 місяців тому

      It's more like the kind of person to become a dictator is already warped in nature, and the power just gives them an outlet for it

    • @PeiqiLi-RealLove
      @PeiqiLi-RealLove 7 місяців тому

      I've seen many people in that position got paranoid

    • @esajuhanirintamaki965
      @esajuhanirintamaki965 2 місяці тому +1

      Sanity, bye-bye.
      Insanity, welcome!

  • @bmyers7078
    @bmyers7078 Рік тому +22

    4:45 “Kulak Class”.
    According to my Grandfather’s late friend Jurij, a Kulak was a farmer who DIDN’T bankrupt his farm before he died.
    Jurij lived through the Holodomor

  • @petergray2712
    @petergray2712 Рік тому +338

    5:54 There has been some speculation that Stalin's scribblings were a manifestation of his paranoia. He was a very isolated and fearful man who perceived that he was surrounded by jealous and vengeful enemies. With few close friends and constantly fearing he would be assassinated, his scribbling on these pictures were a means of venting repressed feelings of contempt and displeasure.

    • @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
      @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood Рік тому +25

      Knowing him, that might not have been such an irrational thing to fear.

    • @Snp2024
      @Snp2024 Рік тому +14

      ​@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagoodit was not that irrational Stalin remove d so many of his opponents in party like that . He feared what he did to other's his party members or red army can do it to him.

    • @AVI-lh6rm
      @AVI-lh6rm Рік тому +21

      he's making memes, maybe not good memes, but memes nonetheless lol

    • @BlackCrossCrusader
      @BlackCrossCrusader Рік тому +14

      I'm grateful for that small measure of justice for what the man did to his people, and those around him.
      He died alone, afraid, and in pain. A fitting end for a terrible man.

    • @dogeee5615
      @dogeee5615 Рік тому +2

      you know Stailn is actually a survivor in Большая чистка?

  • @kylemartin9215
    @kylemartin9215 Рік тому +27

    Stalin giggling kinda cracked me up

    • @Obs_alexm
      @Obs_alexm 6 місяців тому +3

      hehehehehe 😈😈

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +367

    “This enraged their fathers, who punished them severely.”

  • @beastdork19
    @beastdork19 7 місяців тому +4

    The fact Stalin was a Rule 34 artist is wild af

  • @Spit_In_Your_Eye
    @Spit_In_Your_Eye Рік тому +114

    "Louder then the brass section of the New York philharmonic" really got me😭

  • @TheMegatuz
    @TheMegatuz Рік тому +22

    I've had a believe for long time that EVERYONE has a secret of some sort which makes them seen weird, disgraceful, filthy, or degenerate. Most of them are kept as a secret for the sake of keeping their faces, but what face you gotta lose if others are in same secret keeping situation?
    That's why I don't find anything shameful at having secrets or guilty pleasures, as long as they don't get others involved like pedophilia.

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 Рік тому +182

    Are you telling me the Downfall Parodies of Hitler farting were all based on fact?!

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Рік тому +30

      Fartelein!
      Fartelein!
      FARTELEIN!

    • @alecdeter1999
      @alecdeter1999 Рік тому

      Adolf shittler

    • @thepsychicspoon5984
      @thepsychicspoon5984 Рік тому +7

      They are

    • @richs.7373
      @richs.7373 Рік тому +7

      Yep. Even the Downfall recreation tucked away at 1:29 in this video

    • @FakeFlemishOfficer
      @FakeFlemishOfficer Рік тому +2

      @@richs.7373probably the first time I've seen goebs not looking half dead in something der untergang related

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 Рік тому +22

    Being a dictator usually don't care about anything everybody thinks. Even if what they think is usually correct and right.

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 Рік тому

      If they cared about others opinions they wouldn’t be dictators

  • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
    @cormacmacsuibhne2867 Рік тому +366

    Impersonating Charlie Chaplin should be up here.

    • @randocalrissian347
      @randocalrissian347 Рік тому +1

      Charlie Chaplin’s habit, he used to dip his, um, wick, in betadine to try to avoid STDs, dying it orange. Louise Brooks wrote about him chasing her with it in her book.

    • @leonardocarnero566
      @leonardocarnero566 Рік тому +11

      True
      Oh and first

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 Рік тому +4

      Lol

    • @sharonrigs7999
      @sharonrigs7999 Рік тому +10

      Adolf had farty pants

    • @sebastiancasale-gn8gp
      @sebastiancasale-gn8gp Рік тому +13

      True Charlie was born three days before Adolf 😮

  • @homealone5087
    @homealone5087 Рік тому +216

    Funny how history remembers leaders who are succeeded by allies fondly, and one that is replaced by their rivals as having smelly farts, one testicle, etc.
    Churchill drank every waking hour, but we never hear about his foul guts.

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador Рік тому

      FDR, who was really paralyzed from syphilis after carousing with whores as New York Roosevelts would, had his opponent Huey Long assassinated. He seldom made press or television addresses and still made the nomination, and 3 runs as president, which weren't exactly a good time for those in the dust bowl or appalachia even with the war economy. Seizure of German (and to a more marked extent, Japanese) American property fueled his war infrastructure plans and arms races- under the premise that German-Americans were guilty of not supporting war- which would include the gruesome bombings of German and Japanese cities.

    • @Constantineopulos
      @Constantineopulos Рік тому +22

      Churchill wasn’t a ruthless dictator responsible for millions upon millions of deaths, though.
      What, exactly, are you getting at?

    • @homealone5087
      @homealone5087 Рік тому +99

      @@Constantineopulos the fact that you think that proves my point.

    • @jay2dangerous597
      @jay2dangerous597 Рік тому +14

      Hey uh, dunno know if you even read the title of the video before commenting but uh.
      The video title states “Filthy habits of the **World’s Worst Dictators**”
      Churchill wasn’t a horrible, ruthless and inhumane dictator/leader.
      The video focused on the absolute worst and ruthless dictators, known to be ruthless and cruel.
      And yeah Churchill had the bubble guts, and was a smoker, Eisenhower smoked ALOT, but they aren’t necessarily the worst dictators.

    • @homealone5087
      @homealone5087 Рік тому +2

      @@jay2dangerous597 Churchill was absolutely a bloodthirsty warmonger.

  • @jiroproduction8831
    @jiroproduction8831 Рік тому +186

    So… Stalin was the first dictator who became a R34 Artist… -,-

    • @Playing096
      @Playing096 Рік тому +17

      At least not furry R34 one

    • @maelkew3337
      @maelkew3337 Рік тому +18

      @@Playing096 imagine in a alternate universe he draws that lol

    • @malaysiaball4084
      @malaysiaball4084 Рік тому +4

      ​@@maelkew3337lol

    • @maelkew3337
      @maelkew3337 Рік тому +4

      @@malaysiaball4084 i be scared tbh

    • @reaper2579
      @reaper2579 Рік тому +3

      @@Playing096I think he actually did XD

  • @JukuduB
    @JukuduB Рік тому +12

    In regards to Mao, Chinese custom at that time was to swish ones mouth with tea THEN chew tea leaves. So if that was what they did then, he was following normal protocol. However, the extreme amount of cigarette smoking Mao did would make this tradition problematic.

  • @Ubrzani
    @Ubrzani Рік тому +125

    "Adolf Hitler's rear was louder than the brass section of the New York Philharmonic." Nicely explained! 🤣

    • @brittakriep2938
      @brittakriep2938 Рік тому +3

      The prussian province Pommerania/ Pommern was formerly for Administration reason split into two parts Vorpommern ( Front Pommerania, still part of Germany) and Hinterpommern ( Rear Pommerania, since 1945 part of Poland). One day in age of Monarchy prussian King did an official visit to Pommerania. Both in Administration towns of Front Pommerania and Rear Pommerania bands played, when the King arrived. A newspaper wrote : Laut tönte es im Vorderen Pommern, aber in Hintern war es lauter. The music in Front Pommerania was loud, but in the Rear it was louder! - Unwanted Humor.

    • @Ruuuuu8383
      @Ruuuuu8383 8 місяців тому

      Wow so true 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @Ruuuuu8383
      @Ruuuuu8383 8 місяців тому

      Cap cap 😂

  • @onyxdragon1179
    @onyxdragon1179 Рік тому +12

    The Butcher of Uganda must have had quite a strong immune system lmao

  • @pkcell6409
    @pkcell6409 Рік тому +140

    The fact that hitler had uncontrollable farts makes it even funnier 😂

    • @r-labs9357
      @r-labs9357 Рік тому +5

      I find Stalin even more funny

    • @ludonymous526
      @ludonymous526 Рік тому +3

      Sure. They were rotten people, but man, did they have such poor care.

    • @GlidezukaReporting
      @GlidezukaReporting Рік тому +4

      Another Fegelein's antics

    • @01hZ
      @01hZ Рік тому +2

      its propaganda

    • @ludonymous526
      @ludonymous526 Рік тому +1

      @@01hZ Stick to the facts.

  • @arthurkaramazov8932
    @arthurkaramazov8932 4 місяці тому +6

    Stalin's «Idiot, you've completely forgotten what to do» is so freaking hilarious.

  • @Skateandcreate9
    @Skateandcreate9 Рік тому +544

    This is the kind of video I’ve wanted for a long time and didn’t even know it 😂 what a great way to explain real history while simultaneously dunking on these literally filthy dictators 😂

    • @marcusayala6933
      @marcusayala6933 Рік тому +8

      They're funny but I'm wondering if it's true, I didn't see any sources

    • @Dad-lu1oi
      @Dad-lu1oi Рік тому

      Hitler shouldn't be on here

    • @rufusray
      @rufusray Рік тому +6

      This channel revises history to fit a narrative and surrounds that revisionment with eye catching cartoons for people with 1 second attention spans.

    • @Skateandcreate9
      @Skateandcreate9 Рік тому +9

      @@rufusray yet here you are 😥

    • @daviddavidson2357
      @daviddavidson2357 Рік тому +9

      @@marcusayala6933 Mao's teeth is true and visible in undoctored pictures of him at the time.
      Stalin may have drawn on those pictures, though they were reprints though it's hardly like he was defacing priceless art as is presented.
      The "mustache man had terrible gas" is an outright lie and fabrication though. There are no contemporary reports of it. Like most rumors about him, they're fake, often contradictory and aired on the same TV channel that has shows such as Ancient Aliens.

  • @StoneofElohim
    @StoneofElohim Рік тому +19

    Hitler: Skunk in past life
    Mao: Rat teeth
    Stalin: Man Child given power
    Amin: Fruitcake
    Win: Dracula wannabe

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +312

    "like the rest of us they harbor secrets" makes me believe SimpleHistory lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets

    • @aodigital9421
      @aodigital9421 Рік тому

      Keep on unnecessarily exposing yourself, weirdo.

    • @chickenwarriorr
      @chickenwarriorr Рік тому +12

      "Popular commenter better like the comment"

    • @Skateandcreate9
      @Skateandcreate9 Рік тому +1

      We know your no life having ahh got some nasty habits

    • @aodigital9421
      @aodigital9421 Рік тому +2

      @chickenwarriorr Ahh yes, 'popular'. How talented and creative is he for not uploading anything and just pretending to be a meme.

    • @chickenwarriorr
      @chickenwarriorr Рік тому +3

      @@aodigital9421 I believe there's a difference between popular and children popular children love to go to bots like this and like it because it'll get em attention that's what I mean

  • @ItsBeeRay
    @ItsBeeRay Рік тому +6

    It's hilarious how Amin made this list for eating oranges considering what else he's known for eating...

  • @SpaceBearEngineer
    @SpaceBearEngineer Рік тому +252

    Stalin's was pretty mild compared to the others. Also, this is the perfect example of what happens when someone gets unchecked power, there's no one to say "no" so a human in that position inevitably goes off the rails.

    • @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
      @dontspeaktoelectrohead1491 Рік тому +7

      Idk about that one bro, asks his guards when he died what they thought.

    • @antonioreconquistador
      @antonioreconquistador Рік тому

      Theres no simply saying "no" to drastic government measures. In Russia, the many Georgians and Ruthenian Jews were ruthless in their seizure and consolidation of power, ensuring that property seizure and construction projects would impress their superiors, whether it costed the lives and support of their constituents. And when their superiors had their backs turned, to them, this was their only way to make more than dirt- or to avoid the execution of themselves and their families if their superiors had a change of heart.

    • @devdr8983
      @devdr8983 Рік тому +8

      Stalin was a real life Cartman wtf

    • @rKhael53
      @rKhael53 Рік тому +16

      Stalin's habit was artistic and kinda fun ngl.

    • @davidrufus-giwa3607
      @davidrufus-giwa3607 Рік тому

      they didnt dare to tell him tho@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491

  • @thiagocastrodias2
    @thiagocastrodias2 Рік тому +17

    Omg, the Stalin part really got me. A rather comical Habit, honestly 😅

  • @JoeMama-jb9kj
    @JoeMama-jb9kj Рік тому +56

    "anti gas"
    "bed chamber"
    fire writing

  • @valorwarrior7628
    @valorwarrior7628 Рік тому +6

    Hitler's bum was louder than the National Brass Philharmonic got me dead. 💀💀💀💀

  • @owensmith4033
    @owensmith4033 Рік тому +215

    So Hitler didn't just guess millions of people to death he also gasped his generals to death with his farting

    • @desconocidoh_1284
      @desconocidoh_1284 Рік тому +12

      😂

    • @LuC-k777
      @LuC-k777 Рік тому +30

      Makes sense with the vegetarian diet causing gas surprised that beans weren’t mentioned

    • @vivosmartphone2280
      @vivosmartphone2280 Рік тому +8

      Guess?

    • @danielhouser8845
      @danielhouser8845 Рік тому +3

      Gas* not guess my friend 😂 because if he was just guessing then everybody still would be alive just say 😊

    • @danielhouser8845
      @danielhouser8845 Рік тому +1

      ​@@vivosmartphone2280I think meant to say GAS😊 i believe

  • @DiabolicalAngel
    @DiabolicalAngel 10 місяців тому +3

    Louder than the brass section of the philharmonic took me OUT!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 Рік тому +41

    “The mighty tiger never brushes his teeth.”
    False. Tigers do clean their teeth.

    • @aidensypolt
      @aidensypolt 5 місяців тому +1

      How, exactly?

    • @paulnash6944
      @paulnash6944 5 місяців тому +2

      @@aidensypolt They usually brush their teeth using branches.

  • @Bored4280
    @Bored4280 Рік тому +5

    "One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies" - true, especially in politics.

  • @saulgoodmangaming3460
    @saulgoodmangaming3460 Рік тому +44

    I just love how Stalin is like the least fucked up out of all these dudes 💀

  • @SmartDumbNerdyCool
    @SmartDumbNerdyCool Рік тому +2

    I'm so blazed I thought it said "Filthy Habits of Disney's Worst Dictators" at first

  • @aaronwilliam9776
    @aaronwilliam9776 Рік тому +48

    It's like stalin made memes before memes we're a thing.

    • @fete0
      @fete0 Рік тому +2

      hipster

    • @nil981
      @nil981 Рік тому +6

      Ironically Stalin became a meme himself decades after his death.

  • @ShampootheSpider2019
    @ShampootheSpider2019 Рік тому +6

    4:27 we all now know what Stalin drew before Fur affinity and deviant
    Edit: Greeks also done this back in ancient times before Stalin,times of communism,and the internet

  • @mosin_boi
    @mosin_boi Рік тому +40

    One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies. Had to pause and think about that one for a minute

  • @danielfraga1897
    @danielfraga1897 Рік тому +4

    I just want to vocalize my gratitude to this channel for shaming an already shameful historic figure, especially at 2:00 where the flatulent "Geyser" of Germany is portrayed with a Horse mounting a horse mounting a horse mounting a horse in an equestrian-centipede to which their combined gastronomy was still unmatched by Geyser Willhelm the Turd. 💩
    Have always loved this channel and recommended, butt this is truly some subtle tastefully implemented artistry.

  • @MammothTrains
    @MammothTrains Рік тому +30

    Bros roasted history's most brutal dictators 💀

  • @titojaeden
    @titojaeden Рік тому +40

    You know what, after hearing the fact that Hitler has an uncontrollable fart, i have just realised that Hitler could have not been this brutal dictator who's responsible for the Holocaust and more but a real life version of Terrance and Phillip.

    • @daviddavidson2357
      @daviddavidson2357 Рік тому

      There isn't a single shred of evidence linking him to it. Not a single document out of millions captured postwar.
      So even assuming that it was more than just internment camps, he only thought they were internment camps.

    • @papamidnite9282
      @papamidnite9282 Рік тому +2

      His last name was Hitler add S to his name and it's a fitting name lol

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +33

    “You need yoga (da!), you need a shower (da!), and you all need to learn how to handle real power!” Mikhail Gorbachev

  • @ShusenWang
    @ShusenWang Рік тому +1

    Mao: I don't bath. I bath myself in women's body. End quote.

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight Рік тому +76

    Can you guys do a part 2? There’s so many people you missed

    • @zver177
      @zver177 Рік тому +4

      yeah, putin for example

    • @01hZ
      @01hZ Рік тому

      yeah, like the american and british ruling elite being into pedophilia

  • @PoisonelleMisty4311
    @PoisonelleMisty4311 7 місяців тому +2

    Well, I guess we now know why they say "absolute power corrupts absolutely"... and apparently comes with some seriously strange habits. Who knew history could be this bizarre?

  • @ProfessorDreamer
    @ProfessorDreamer Рік тому +40

    Simple History can you do a Simple History video on the favorite desserts of History's monarchs.

  • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
    @DoggosAndJiuJitsu 10 місяців тому +1

    It’s the same reason why rich people don’t generally care about personality or appearance. There is no societal pressure to look or be good.

  • @christianobabalao9302
    @christianobabalao9302 Рік тому +46

    You hadn't noted how Mao Zedong would also defecate during his walks and his guards would have to clean it up.

    • @xrete
      @xrete Рік тому +8

      wait what?

    • @marimcgee8379
      @marimcgee8379 Рік тому

      Or he never washes his manhood after making love to several women.

    • @solarsystempresident
      @solarsystempresident Рік тому +4

      slava Ukraine

    • @hymen2393
      @hymen2393 Рік тому +7

      So he was like the average Russian.

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 Рік тому +1

      Map was like a dog

  • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
    @MoskusMoskiferus1611 8 місяців тому +9

    Joseph the NSFW Artist

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 Рік тому +19

    5:25 i did not know Stalin was a man of culture.

  • @ICE_MAN0826
    @ICE_MAN0826 Рік тому +4

    Sooooo, Stalin was the forefather of memes? Mind...blown! 😮

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher Рік тому +15

    Mao didn’t realise he wasn’t a Tiger

  • @notoriousbigmoai1125
    @notoriousbigmoai1125 Рік тому +2

    Mao once said he doesn't need a shower because he can clean himself with beautiful women, lmao.

  • @DD-vn2ev
    @DD-vn2ev Рік тому +20

    Polish American volunteers in France, The Blue Army. Please

  • @-haclong2366
    @-haclong2366 Рік тому +7

    00:55 To be fair both Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy had the same disease and people also complained about them. Though none of them are dictators.

  • @castleanthrax1833
    @castleanthrax1833 Рік тому +19

    Don't ask where he got dolphin blood?
    Isn't there only one place you can get it from?

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for the laughs!

  • @theflaggedyoutuberii4311
    @theflaggedyoutuberii4311 Рік тому +15

    3:20 Chairman Maonutrition can't even keep the life of his teeth yet alone people

  • @simpleviewer1334
    @simpleviewer1334 8 місяців тому +2

    Fun Fact: due to his farts, Hitler was not only known as "Der Fuher", but also "Der Ferter"

  • @Ill-Take-You-There79
    @Ill-Take-You-There79 Рік тому +11

    I can't believe beans weren't included in Hitler's diet😂

  • @KenMasters.
    @KenMasters. Рік тому +2

    “The Butcherer of Uganda” not only likes to eat oranges,
    but he was also a cannibal.

  • @mbathroom1
    @mbathroom1 Рік тому +13

    1st. Last time I was this early we had dictators. Never mind we still do

  • @scandathepole723
    @scandathepole723 Рік тому +3

    Seeing Mao as British in the thumbnail is kinda questioning but hilarious

  • @TJThePerson
    @TJThePerson Рік тому +14

    "hitler caused millions of deaths, BUT EVEN WORSE HE FARTS OFTEN" is roughly what you said, and I wouldn't have it any other way

  • @Mot1956
    @Mot1956 6 місяців тому +3

    >kulak class of Ukrainian farmers
    Kulaks has nothing to do with Ukrainians specifically. Most of peasant deaths per capita was in modern Kazakhstan and Russian regions nearby. It was caused by taking horses (in other regions other produects were taken) from peasants which was used to feed the populace of townsmen. The damage was more severe in nothern Kazakhstan and steppe regions because it is much harder to have sufficient surplus of food produced in such conditions.

  • @silverchairsg
    @silverchairsg Рік тому +6

    Hitler: Everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf, leave the room.
    *Everyone leaves and closes the door*
    Hitler: That was an *poot* order! Steiner's *poot* attack was an order *poot* ! How dare *poot* you ignore my *poot* orders! Is this what *poot* it has come *poot* to?

  • @stpbasss3773
    @stpbasss3773 Рік тому +10

    I was about to say Hitler's gas was probably due to all the drugs he was on before you got to that point 😂.

  • @anthonymanderson7671
    @anthonymanderson7671 Рік тому +11

    I knew that hitler's uncontrollable gas would be mentioned in this video.

  • @Ahmed-Osman76
    @Ahmed-Osman76 5 місяців тому +2

    when you learn history from starbucks

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Рік тому +12

    Stalin had a sense of humor.

  • @Nito1997
    @Nito1997 Рік тому +2

    8:08
    Elizabeth Bathory: Who are you
    Ne Win's: I'm you, but with dolphins

  • @puppetguy8726
    @puppetguy8726 Рік тому +13

    Man, you made Göring a lot thinner than he was IRL 😛

  • @xsentoraga1000
    @xsentoraga1000 Рік тому

    I love the source for your iformation "one unnamed person confirmed this information" wow!!!

  • @junedhussain6252
    @junedhussain6252 Рік тому +18

    Thank you Simple History for all your hard work. While this video is sort of 'serious' it does have some humour. Keep up the good work Simple History. Oh yeah can you upload a video about the Bangladesh liberation war of 1971.

  • @edenisburning
    @edenisburning Рік тому +5

    So.. Stalin made antique memes?

  • @MasterLu2
    @MasterLu2 Рік тому +11

    Bruh Idi Amin eating 40 oranges a day is crazy. I remember eating 20 mandarins in one day and I ending up going to the bathroom several times.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +2

    Imagine how different the film "Downfall" would've been if Hitler was farting in every scene 😂

  • @FastTquick
    @FastTquick Рік тому +4

    I didn’t know Joseph Stalin liked making R34 art.

  • @Lonezewolf
    @Lonezewolf Рік тому +20

    Its kind of amazing, how dictators murder millions and sleep peacefully at night. Hard to believe that the conscious does not take notice of guilt.

    • @dogeee5615
      @dogeee5615 Рік тому

      human government killed billions of people in the history
      but they still exists

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Рік тому +9

      Here I am feeling guilty about mildly pissing off friends or family members by doing something stupid or inconsiderate, and here these mfs are just like "Caught a couple thousand bodies today; more productive than usual! 🎸"

    • @daviddavidson2357
      @daviddavidson2357 Рік тому

      I doubt all of them sleep peacefully. Even Stalin needed to drink himself to sleep and he was probably the worst man that Europe could offer in the 20th century.
      The insane ones who believe that what they're doing is good are the ones you need to fear, as what they do will never negatively impact their conscience.

    • @jesurenbnb
      @jesurenbnb Рік тому +3

      Well they are dictators

    • @excellmoney7746
      @excellmoney7746 Рік тому +2

      He had to have felt some guilt in the end when he was in that bunker for his last days, or maybe he just knew his enemies would kill him when they caught him

  • @MrMinuteman
    @MrMinuteman Рік тому +6

    I had no idea Hitler was a vegetarian! I knew he loved animals, but not that. Him farting all the time is hilarious 😂

    • @bishop51807
      @bishop51807 Рік тому +2

      I know man the f****** irony

  • @omniscient3776
    @omniscient3776 Рік тому +4

    Stalin was onto meme culture crazy lol

  • @jescis0
    @jescis0 Рік тому +6

    Well a tiger technically doesn't drink… even tea! 🤔🤔

  • @victorcoleman949
    @victorcoleman949 Рік тому +1

    Next time someone says there's no such thing as a stupid question, run the ol' " A tiger never brushes it's teeth, how come their teeth are so sharp?" and see what happens.

  • @theromanorder
    @theromanorder Рік тому +14

    Please do a video on crossections of navil ships like say destroyers ect,

    • @castleanthrax1833
      @castleanthrax1833 Рік тому

      Naval*
      Etc*

    • @theromanorder
      @theromanorder Рік тому

      @@castleanthrax1833 sorry im busy organizing a search party gor who asked
      Sorry for my rude reply, im just tired of people trying to fix something for my whole life i long ago stoped cearing about..
      I give less cears for the English language then Hitler of the jews...
      Its not your fault but just so you know
      I don't cear

  • @NerdyBruv
    @NerdyBruv Рік тому +5

    It made me laugh when you told about Stalin's nude drawing habit

  • @usmcdevildog3497
    @usmcdevildog3497 Рік тому +5

    Still tossing in for a Unit video on MACV-SOG the legendary jungle SF unit

  • @Kamopanda
    @Kamopanda Рік тому +3

    I think it’s hilarious how idi Amin was put on this list for eating oranges but while I was watching this video I am also looking at a thumb nail of idi Amin eating the flesh of his enemies. How did that not make this list as the gross thing he did?