Dr. Morell, his personal doctor/Leibarzt called his pills , Entgasungstabletten'. This doctor also eat a small part of Hitlers food to control the quantity of spices. A highrank officer or official misinterpreted this and noted surprised: Like rulers of old days, Hitler has a ,Vorkoster' ( don' t know english word) to test , if his meal is poisoned!
Tigers teeth can decay and break when they get older. In the wild it can cause enough pain for the tiger to self delete, in zoos they get treated by a dental veterinarian. Mao clearly knew barely anything about tigers.
Mao's rule in general seems very juvenile. He wanted to get rid of pests in order to make farming easier, instead the curbing of animals like Sparrows only led to the desecration of crops from locusts. Millions died because Mao Zedong was kind of an idiot.
I'm a Burmese, living in Burma, but I'd never heard the last one, though I might be ignorant in this. The rumor I'd heard of since childhood was that he had his doctors carry out venesection and replace the lost volume with that of younger people, so that he'd live longer (that's what he must have thought, albeit it's not scientific in any term). However that is also unverified. Given that he basically went nuts near the end of his rule, anything is possible.
I think Ne Win needs his own video for how insane he was. For example, he forced everyone to drive on the right side of the road because he felt the country might be moving to the political left… and everyone had right hand drive cars so one issue was that people got off of buses into oncoming traffic.
I feel Idi Amin deserved a episode only for himself with how crazy he was. He declared himself 'Conqueror of the British Empire' or 'CBE' after the United Kingdom severed diplomatic relations with Uganda in 1977, and had a lot of degrees like a law one without even going to a single class, simply by becoming the Makerere University chairman and giving himself the degree
Mao Tse Dong: "I clean my teeth with tea, I never brush my teeth. A tiger never brushes his teeth. Why are a tiger's teeth so sharp?" Sure, Mao. But I've never seen a tiger drink tea, either.
apparently he loved what we call boomer memes, considering simple history said "he would put captions on old drawings" so even in the 40's we had people posting dead memes lmao (im stretching the truth massively but its hilarious to think of it that way)
Mao also believed in peasant bathing. Meaning you should only bathe 3 times in life, Birth, Marriage, and Death. The only time he really got clean was when he went swimming. And unfortunately for the women forced to sleep with him they caught numerous VD from his lack of hygiene.
clearly sanity is the only why to you keep survive on that position nobody is actually “great dictator” if you lose your mind at that situation you will get kill
4:45 “Kulak Class”. According to my Grandfather’s late friend Jurij, a Kulak was a farmer who DIDN’T bankrupt his farm before he died. Jurij lived through the Holodomor
5:54 There has been some speculation that Stalin's scribblings were a manifestation of his paranoia. He was a very isolated and fearful man who perceived that he was surrounded by jealous and vengeful enemies. With few close friends and constantly fearing he would be assassinated, his scribbling on these pictures were a means of venting repressed feelings of contempt and displeasure.
@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagoodit was not that irrational Stalin remove d so many of his opponents in party like that . He feared what he did to other's his party members or red army can do it to him.
I'm grateful for that small measure of justice for what the man did to his people, and those around him. He died alone, afraid, and in pain. A fitting end for a terrible man.
I've had a believe for long time that EVERYONE has a secret of some sort which makes them seen weird, disgraceful, filthy, or degenerate. Most of them are kept as a secret for the sake of keeping their faces, but what face you gotta lose if others are in same secret keeping situation? That's why I don't find anything shameful at having secrets or guilty pleasures, as long as they don't get others involved like pedophilia.
Charlie Chaplin’s habit, he used to dip his, um, wick, in betadine to try to avoid STDs, dying it orange. Louise Brooks wrote about him chasing her with it in her book.
Funny how history remembers leaders who are succeeded by allies fondly, and one that is replaced by their rivals as having smelly farts, one testicle, etc. Churchill drank every waking hour, but we never hear about his foul guts.
FDR, who was really paralyzed from syphilis after carousing with whores as New York Roosevelts would, had his opponent Huey Long assassinated. He seldom made press or television addresses and still made the nomination, and 3 runs as president, which weren't exactly a good time for those in the dust bowl or appalachia even with the war economy. Seizure of German (and to a more marked extent, Japanese) American property fueled his war infrastructure plans and arms races- under the premise that German-Americans were guilty of not supporting war- which would include the gruesome bombings of German and Japanese cities.
Hey uh, dunno know if you even read the title of the video before commenting but uh. The video title states “Filthy habits of the **World’s Worst Dictators**” Churchill wasn’t a horrible, ruthless and inhumane dictator/leader. The video focused on the absolute worst and ruthless dictators, known to be ruthless and cruel. And yeah Churchill had the bubble guts, and was a smoker, Eisenhower smoked ALOT, but they aren’t necessarily the worst dictators.
In regards to Mao, Chinese custom at that time was to swish ones mouth with tea THEN chew tea leaves. So if that was what they did then, he was following normal protocol. However, the extreme amount of cigarette smoking Mao did would make this tradition problematic.
The prussian province Pommerania/ Pommern was formerly for Administration reason split into two parts Vorpommern ( Front Pommerania, still part of Germany) and Hinterpommern ( Rear Pommerania, since 1945 part of Poland). One day in age of Monarchy prussian King did an official visit to Pommerania. Both in Administration towns of Front Pommerania and Rear Pommerania bands played, when the King arrived. A newspaper wrote : Laut tönte es im Vorderen Pommern, aber in Hintern war es lauter. The music in Front Pommerania was loud, but in the Rear it was louder! - Unwanted Humor.
This is the kind of video I’ve wanted for a long time and didn’t even know it 😂 what a great way to explain real history while simultaneously dunking on these literally filthy dictators 😂
@@marcusayala6933 Mao's teeth is true and visible in undoctored pictures of him at the time. Stalin may have drawn on those pictures, though they were reprints though it's hardly like he was defacing priceless art as is presented. The "mustache man had terrible gas" is an outright lie and fabrication though. There are no contemporary reports of it. Like most rumors about him, they're fake, often contradictory and aired on the same TV channel that has shows such as Ancient Aliens.
@@aodigital9421 I believe there's a difference between popular and children popular children love to go to bots like this and like it because it'll get em attention that's what I mean
Stalin's was pretty mild compared to the others. Also, this is the perfect example of what happens when someone gets unchecked power, there's no one to say "no" so a human in that position inevitably goes off the rails.
Theres no simply saying "no" to drastic government measures. In Russia, the many Georgians and Ruthenian Jews were ruthless in their seizure and consolidation of power, ensuring that property seizure and construction projects would impress their superiors, whether it costed the lives and support of their constituents. And when their superiors had their backs turned, to them, this was their only way to make more than dirt- or to avoid the execution of themselves and their families if their superiors had a change of heart.
4:27 we all now know what Stalin drew before Fur affinity and deviant Edit: Greeks also done this back in ancient times before Stalin,times of communism,and the internet
I just want to vocalize my gratitude to this channel for shaming an already shameful historic figure, especially at 2:00 where the flatulent "Geyser" of Germany is portrayed with a Horse mounting a horse mounting a horse mounting a horse in an equestrian-centipede to which their combined gastronomy was still unmatched by Geyser Willhelm the Turd. 💩 Have always loved this channel and recommended, butt this is truly some subtle tastefully implemented artistry.
You know what, after hearing the fact that Hitler has an uncontrollable fart, i have just realised that Hitler could have not been this brutal dictator who's responsible for the Holocaust and more but a real life version of Terrance and Phillip.
There isn't a single shred of evidence linking him to it. Not a single document out of millions captured postwar. So even assuming that it was more than just internment camps, he only thought they were internment camps.
Well, I guess we now know why they say "absolute power corrupts absolutely"... and apparently comes with some seriously strange habits. Who knew history could be this bizarre?
00:55 To be fair both Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy had the same disease and people also complained about them. Though none of them are dictators.
>kulak class of Ukrainian farmers Kulaks has nothing to do with Ukrainians specifically. Most of peasant deaths per capita was in modern Kazakhstan and Russian regions nearby. It was caused by taking horses (in other regions other produects were taken) from peasants which was used to feed the populace of townsmen. The damage was more severe in nothern Kazakhstan and steppe regions because it is much harder to have sufficient surplus of food produced in such conditions.
Hitler: Everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf, leave the room. *Everyone leaves and closes the door* Hitler: That was an *poot* order! Steiner's *poot* attack was an order *poot* ! How dare *poot* you ignore my *poot* orders! Is this what *poot* it has come *poot* to?
Thank you Simple History for all your hard work. While this video is sort of 'serious' it does have some humour. Keep up the good work Simple History. Oh yeah can you upload a video about the Bangladesh liberation war of 1971.
Here I am feeling guilty about mildly pissing off friends or family members by doing something stupid or inconsiderate, and here these mfs are just like "Caught a couple thousand bodies today; more productive than usual! 🎸"
I doubt all of them sleep peacefully. Even Stalin needed to drink himself to sleep and he was probably the worst man that Europe could offer in the 20th century. The insane ones who believe that what they're doing is good are the ones you need to fear, as what they do will never negatively impact their conscience.
He had to have felt some guilt in the end when he was in that bunker for his last days, or maybe he just knew his enemies would kill him when they caught him
Next time someone says there's no such thing as a stupid question, run the ol' " A tiger never brushes it's teeth, how come their teeth are so sharp?" and see what happens.
@@castleanthrax1833 sorry im busy organizing a search party gor who asked Sorry for my rude reply, im just tired of people trying to fix something for my whole life i long ago stoped cearing about.. I give less cears for the English language then Hitler of the jews... Its not your fault but just so you know I don't cear
I think it’s hilarious how idi Amin was put on this list for eating oranges but while I was watching this video I am also looking at a thumb nail of idi Amin eating the flesh of his enemies. How did that not make this list as the gross thing he did?
"A tiger never brushes its teeth"
"So does a pig, chairman"
And shitbug, too!
Fun fact tigers lions and other animals do have teeth problems
Tiger tongue is basically a tooth brush but 10 times stronger, if only mao knows this scientific fact.
also tigers don't eat sweets
Bones help clean their teeth too
@@rammbosteinor smoke cigarettes
What an irony that Hitler had to take "anti-gas" pills.
He was mustard gased in WW1
Imagine Adolf Hitler farting and being a casualty of war
@@Menaceblue3 one interesting way to go.
How the tables have turned
@@merafirewing6591 it's happened lol
Oh my god, Stalin drew Rule 34 before it even existed.
Please don't use the Lord's Name in vain. Thank you.
@@christopherreeves5592rule 34?
@@We-all-watched-the-videoI think he meant Stalin
@@BatInDisguise2.0it’s the g** in omg
@@juicyjisoox why you gotta censor it
"Adolf Hitler's Uncontrollable Gas"
The jokes write themself...
OH FU-
"Actually, be thankful if you hear it. The ones you don't hear will get you!"
Dr. Morell, his personal doctor/Leibarzt called his pills , Entgasungstabletten'. This doctor also eat a small part of Hitlers food to control the quantity of spices. A highrank officer or official misinterpreted this and noted surprised: Like rulers of old days, Hitler has a ,Vorkoster' ( don' t know english word) to test , if his meal is poisoned!
@CR7Pro542 mein got
It requires a bit of dark humor to get a whiff of the joke
Imagine you're one of the best generals of the German military and found out your leader had uncontrollable farting as you tried NOT to laugh. 🤢😂
Just don’t bring the gas masks. It would give Hitler PTSD to kill you.
Probably propaganda like most stuff about Hitler. "He had one ball, he was gay, he was.a drug addict." Haha most is bs
Now I’m thinking of the “Biggus Dickus” scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.
@@MovieFan1912
Me too.
Rommel once giggled, and so he was fired by help of two Spitfire pilots, haha!
“A tiger never brushes its teeth, why are a tiger’s teeth so sharp?”
True, but tigers don’t smoke copious amounts of cigarettes per day.
And tigers only live about 1/10 as long as humans, so obviously they don’t need to worry as much about long-term effects.
They probably don't eat (or drink) as much sugar as we do either.
Also I believe tigers chew on branches and stuff to clean and sharpen their teeth.
They use their teeth for what they evolved, not for all sorts of tooth destroying food.
Tigers teeth can decay and break when they get older. In the wild it can cause enough pain for the tiger to self delete, in zoos they get treated by a dental veterinarian. Mao clearly knew barely anything about tigers.
Stalin was just the original meme account admin, scribbling captions that mildly relates to the content on random images
Of these 5, Mao's rotten teeth were easily the worst for me, also, his excuse for why he doesn't brush sounds like that of a 4-year old kid.
That was his level of logic
@@josho7138 also what's worse is those that praise Mao.
Mao's rule in general seems very juvenile.
He wanted to get rid of pests in order to make farming easier, instead the curbing of animals like Sparrows only led to the desecration of crops from locusts.
Millions died because Mao Zedong was kind of an idiot.
At that point his mouth was as dangerous as the saliva of a Komodo dragon with the mouth rot he had
Now you know the intellect behind 80 million deaths. Just saying.
I'm a Burmese, living in Burma, but I'd never heard the last one, though I might be ignorant in this. The rumor I'd heard of since childhood was that he had his doctors carry out venesection and replace the lost volume with that of younger people, so that he'd live longer (that's what he must have thought, albeit it's not scientific in any term). However that is also unverified. Given that he basically went nuts near the end of his rule, anything is possible.
I think Ne Win needs his own video for how insane he was. For example, he forced everyone to drive on the right side of the road because he felt the country might be moving to the political left… and everyone had right hand drive cars so one issue was that people got off of buses into oncoming traffic.
I thought the answer was unknown, but Idk much about Ne Win
Am I the only one who learned this from top gear?
@@umungus518 that’s the first place I learned it
Please don't tell me that he killed the Ayeyawade river dolphins and used it at bath. I can't believe that dude is started the coup to my country.
All that just to own the libs?
I feel Idi Amin deserved a episode only for himself with how crazy he was. He declared himself 'Conqueror of the British Empire' or 'CBE' after the United Kingdom severed diplomatic relations with Uganda in 1977, and had a lot of degrees like a law one without even going to a single class, simply by becoming the Makerere University chairman and giving himself the degree
I believe he also awarded himself an Olympics boxing medal
The British colonials were jerks. Idi Amin just wanted to spite them and look like a champion of sorts
@@destroyerarmor2846"They freed our slaves and stopped us eating each other, what monsters"
@@KopperNeoman Slavery still exist. It's called 9-5 job
@destroyerarmor2846 oh stop
“How many dictators does it take, to turn an empire into a Union of ruinous states? It’s a disgrace what you did to your own people!” Rasputin
"Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil!"
Also Rasputin
Seen the current Mickey Mouse Administration and Resident Goofy in the USA lately ?
Everywhere i GO i see your FACE
@@smurfskii7884 you're from Georgia, sweet Georgia & history books unfold ya!
@@joshadrale4415as a messed up motha f*cka bent in the mind. Who built a superpower but he paid the price
Mao Tse Dong: "I clean my teeth with tea, I never brush my teeth. A tiger never brushes his teeth. Why are a tiger's teeth so sharp?"
Sure, Mao. But I've never seen a tiger drink tea, either.
Stalin loved his memes.
apparently he loved what we call boomer memes, considering simple history said "he would put captions on old drawings" so even in the 40's we had people posting dead memes lmao
(im stretching the truth massively but its hilarious to think of it that way)
@@AVI-lh6rm
More like Stalin loved his memes so much, that he became one himself.
Like Jayden Smith.
That’s what I was thinking 😂
Younger Me and Stalin would get along well cause I would like to draw crude stuff to
@@AVI-lh6rm ok kid
Mao also believed in peasant bathing. Meaning you should only bathe 3 times in life, Birth, Marriage, and Death. The only time he really got clean was when he went swimming. And unfortunately for the women forced to sleep with him they caught numerous VD from his lack of hygiene.
Easy, just do the middle one in every day.
They say absolute power corrupts absolutely: clearly sanity is one of the first things to go bye-bye.
Says a lot about the people who still chose to follow them lol.
clearly sanity is the only why to you keep survive on that position nobody is actually “great dictator”
if you lose your mind at that situation you will get kill
It's more like the kind of person to become a dictator is already warped in nature, and the power just gives them an outlet for it
I've seen many people in that position got paranoid
Sanity, bye-bye.
Insanity, welcome!
4:45 “Kulak Class”.
According to my Grandfather’s late friend Jurij, a Kulak was a farmer who DIDN’T bankrupt his farm before he died.
Jurij lived through the Holodomor
5:54 There has been some speculation that Stalin's scribblings were a manifestation of his paranoia. He was a very isolated and fearful man who perceived that he was surrounded by jealous and vengeful enemies. With few close friends and constantly fearing he would be assassinated, his scribbling on these pictures were a means of venting repressed feelings of contempt and displeasure.
Knowing him, that might not have been such an irrational thing to fear.
@@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagoodit was not that irrational Stalin remove d so many of his opponents in party like that . He feared what he did to other's his party members or red army can do it to him.
he's making memes, maybe not good memes, but memes nonetheless lol
I'm grateful for that small measure of justice for what the man did to his people, and those around him.
He died alone, afraid, and in pain. A fitting end for a terrible man.
you know Stailn is actually a survivor in Большая чистка?
Stalin giggling kinda cracked me up
hehehehehe 😈😈
“This enraged their fathers, who punished them severely.”
I get this
Lol I get it
@@minecraftboi58what is it
@@minecraftboi58Explain.
Comment of the year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact Stalin was a Rule 34 artist is wild af
"Louder then the brass section of the New York philharmonic" really got me😭
I've had a believe for long time that EVERYONE has a secret of some sort which makes them seen weird, disgraceful, filthy, or degenerate. Most of them are kept as a secret for the sake of keeping their faces, but what face you gotta lose if others are in same secret keeping situation?
That's why I don't find anything shameful at having secrets or guilty pleasures, as long as they don't get others involved like pedophilia.
Are you telling me the Downfall Parodies of Hitler farting were all based on fact?!
Fartelein!
Fartelein!
FARTELEIN!
Adolf shittler
They are
Yep. Even the Downfall recreation tucked away at 1:29 in this video
@@richs.7373probably the first time I've seen goebs not looking half dead in something der untergang related
Being a dictator usually don't care about anything everybody thinks. Even if what they think is usually correct and right.
If they cared about others opinions they wouldn’t be dictators
Impersonating Charlie Chaplin should be up here.
Charlie Chaplin’s habit, he used to dip his, um, wick, in betadine to try to avoid STDs, dying it orange. Louise Brooks wrote about him chasing her with it in her book.
True
Oh and first
Lol
Adolf had farty pants
True Charlie was born three days before Adolf 😮
Funny how history remembers leaders who are succeeded by allies fondly, and one that is replaced by their rivals as having smelly farts, one testicle, etc.
Churchill drank every waking hour, but we never hear about his foul guts.
FDR, who was really paralyzed from syphilis after carousing with whores as New York Roosevelts would, had his opponent Huey Long assassinated. He seldom made press or television addresses and still made the nomination, and 3 runs as president, which weren't exactly a good time for those in the dust bowl or appalachia even with the war economy. Seizure of German (and to a more marked extent, Japanese) American property fueled his war infrastructure plans and arms races- under the premise that German-Americans were guilty of not supporting war- which would include the gruesome bombings of German and Japanese cities.
Churchill wasn’t a ruthless dictator responsible for millions upon millions of deaths, though.
What, exactly, are you getting at?
@@Constantineopulos the fact that you think that proves my point.
Hey uh, dunno know if you even read the title of the video before commenting but uh.
The video title states “Filthy habits of the **World’s Worst Dictators**”
Churchill wasn’t a horrible, ruthless and inhumane dictator/leader.
The video focused on the absolute worst and ruthless dictators, known to be ruthless and cruel.
And yeah Churchill had the bubble guts, and was a smoker, Eisenhower smoked ALOT, but they aren’t necessarily the worst dictators.
@@jay2dangerous597 Churchill was absolutely a bloodthirsty warmonger.
So… Stalin was the first dictator who became a R34 Artist… -,-
At least not furry R34 one
@@Playing096 imagine in a alternate universe he draws that lol
@@maelkew3337lol
@@malaysiaball4084 i be scared tbh
@@Playing096I think he actually did XD
In regards to Mao, Chinese custom at that time was to swish ones mouth with tea THEN chew tea leaves. So if that was what they did then, he was following normal protocol. However, the extreme amount of cigarette smoking Mao did would make this tradition problematic.
"Adolf Hitler's rear was louder than the brass section of the New York Philharmonic." Nicely explained! 🤣
The prussian province Pommerania/ Pommern was formerly for Administration reason split into two parts Vorpommern ( Front Pommerania, still part of Germany) and Hinterpommern ( Rear Pommerania, since 1945 part of Poland). One day in age of Monarchy prussian King did an official visit to Pommerania. Both in Administration towns of Front Pommerania and Rear Pommerania bands played, when the King arrived. A newspaper wrote : Laut tönte es im Vorderen Pommern, aber in Hintern war es lauter. The music in Front Pommerania was loud, but in the Rear it was louder! - Unwanted Humor.
Wow so true 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Cap cap 😂
The Butcher of Uganda must have had quite a strong immune system lmao
The fact that hitler had uncontrollable farts makes it even funnier 😂
I find Stalin even more funny
Sure. They were rotten people, but man, did they have such poor care.
Another Fegelein's antics
its propaganda
@@01hZ Stick to the facts.
Stalin's «Idiot, you've completely forgotten what to do» is so freaking hilarious.
This is the kind of video I’ve wanted for a long time and didn’t even know it 😂 what a great way to explain real history while simultaneously dunking on these literally filthy dictators 😂
They're funny but I'm wondering if it's true, I didn't see any sources
Hitler shouldn't be on here
This channel revises history to fit a narrative and surrounds that revisionment with eye catching cartoons for people with 1 second attention spans.
@@rufusray yet here you are 😥
@@marcusayala6933 Mao's teeth is true and visible in undoctored pictures of him at the time.
Stalin may have drawn on those pictures, though they were reprints though it's hardly like he was defacing priceless art as is presented.
The "mustache man had terrible gas" is an outright lie and fabrication though. There are no contemporary reports of it. Like most rumors about him, they're fake, often contradictory and aired on the same TV channel that has shows such as Ancient Aliens.
Hitler: Skunk in past life
Mao: Rat teeth
Stalin: Man Child given power
Amin: Fruitcake
Win: Dracula wannabe
"like the rest of us they harbor secrets" makes me believe SimpleHistory lives inside our walls and knows all of our secrets
Keep on unnecessarily exposing yourself, weirdo.
"Popular commenter better like the comment"
We know your no life having ahh got some nasty habits
@chickenwarriorr Ahh yes, 'popular'. How talented and creative is he for not uploading anything and just pretending to be a meme.
@@aodigital9421 I believe there's a difference between popular and children popular children love to go to bots like this and like it because it'll get em attention that's what I mean
It's hilarious how Amin made this list for eating oranges considering what else he's known for eating...
Stalin's was pretty mild compared to the others. Also, this is the perfect example of what happens when someone gets unchecked power, there's no one to say "no" so a human in that position inevitably goes off the rails.
Idk about that one bro, asks his guards when he died what they thought.
Theres no simply saying "no" to drastic government measures. In Russia, the many Georgians and Ruthenian Jews were ruthless in their seizure and consolidation of power, ensuring that property seizure and construction projects would impress their superiors, whether it costed the lives and support of their constituents. And when their superiors had their backs turned, to them, this was their only way to make more than dirt- or to avoid the execution of themselves and their families if their superiors had a change of heart.
Stalin was a real life Cartman wtf
Stalin's habit was artistic and kinda fun ngl.
they didnt dare to tell him tho@@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491
Omg, the Stalin part really got me. A rather comical Habit, honestly 😅
"anti gas"
"bed chamber"
fire writing
Hitler's bum was louder than the National Brass Philharmonic got me dead. 💀💀💀💀
So Hitler didn't just guess millions of people to death he also gasped his generals to death with his farting
😂
Makes sense with the vegetarian diet causing gas surprised that beans weren’t mentioned
Guess?
Gas* not guess my friend 😂 because if he was just guessing then everybody still would be alive just say 😊
@@vivosmartphone2280I think meant to say GAS😊 i believe
Louder than the brass section of the philharmonic took me OUT!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The mighty tiger never brushes his teeth.”
False. Tigers do clean their teeth.
How, exactly?
@@aidensypolt They usually brush their teeth using branches.
"One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies" - true, especially in politics.
I just love how Stalin is like the least fucked up out of all these dudes 💀
frl bru like he basically just made memes
@@IsaiahDempsey-uu3uh Ong he was just bored 😂
I'm so blazed I thought it said "Filthy Habits of Disney's Worst Dictators" at first
It's like stalin made memes before memes we're a thing.
hipster
Ironically Stalin became a meme himself decades after his death.
4:27 we all now know what Stalin drew before Fur affinity and deviant
Edit: Greeks also done this back in ancient times before Stalin,times of communism,and the internet
One thinking fool is worse than 10 enemies. Had to pause and think about that one for a minute
Stalin was projecting. *Hard.*
I caught that. Stalin in his paranoia likely feared anyone intellectual.
@@Admiral8Q Based on his insecurities with anything Trotsky, I get what he was tryna spit.
@@Admiral8QYeah, that was also with Sparta.
I just want to vocalize my gratitude to this channel for shaming an already shameful historic figure, especially at 2:00 where the flatulent "Geyser" of Germany is portrayed with a Horse mounting a horse mounting a horse mounting a horse in an equestrian-centipede to which their combined gastronomy was still unmatched by Geyser Willhelm the Turd. 💩
Have always loved this channel and recommended, butt this is truly some subtle tastefully implemented artistry.
Bros roasted history's most brutal dictators 💀
You know what, after hearing the fact that Hitler has an uncontrollable fart, i have just realised that Hitler could have not been this brutal dictator who's responsible for the Holocaust and more but a real life version of Terrance and Phillip.
There isn't a single shred of evidence linking him to it. Not a single document out of millions captured postwar.
So even assuming that it was more than just internment camps, he only thought they were internment camps.
His last name was Hitler add S to his name and it's a fitting name lol
“You need yoga (da!), you need a shower (da!), and you all need to learn how to handle real power!” Mikhail Gorbachev
“Did somebody say real power?” Vladimir Putin
Mao: I don't bath. I bath myself in women's body. End quote.
Can you guys do a part 2? There’s so many people you missed
yeah, putin for example
yeah, like the american and british ruling elite being into pedophilia
Well, I guess we now know why they say "absolute power corrupts absolutely"... and apparently comes with some seriously strange habits. Who knew history could be this bizarre?
Simple History can you do a Simple History video on the favorite desserts of History's monarchs.
Joe Biden's is ice cream
@@AutomatedPersonellUnit_3947 I said monarchs not presidents.
It’s the same reason why rich people don’t generally care about personality or appearance. There is no societal pressure to look or be good.
You hadn't noted how Mao Zedong would also defecate during his walks and his guards would have to clean it up.
wait what?
Or he never washes his manhood after making love to several women.
slava Ukraine
So he was like the average Russian.
Map was like a dog
Joseph the NSFW Artist
5:25 i did not know Stalin was a man of culture.
Sooooo, Stalin was the forefather of memes? Mind...blown! 😮
Mao didn’t realise he wasn’t a Tiger
Shiv sena @_@
Mao once said he doesn't need a shower because he can clean himself with beautiful women, lmao.
Polish American volunteers in France, The Blue Army. Please
00:55 To be fair both Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy had the same disease and people also complained about them. Though none of them are dictators.
Don't ask where he got dolphin blood?
Isn't there only one place you can get it from?
Thank you for the laughs!
3:20 Chairman Maonutrition can't even keep the life of his teeth yet alone people
Fun Fact: due to his farts, Hitler was not only known as "Der Fuher", but also "Der Ferter"
I can't believe beans weren't included in Hitler's diet😂
“The Butcherer of Uganda” not only likes to eat oranges,
but he was also a cannibal.
1st. Last time I was this early we had dictators. Never mind we still do
Seeing Mao as British in the thumbnail is kinda questioning but hilarious
"hitler caused millions of deaths, BUT EVEN WORSE HE FARTS OFTEN" is roughly what you said, and I wouldn't have it any other way
maybe german officers kept his gas for usage in camp
Where do you think the gas came from?
>kulak class of Ukrainian farmers
Kulaks has nothing to do with Ukrainians specifically. Most of peasant deaths per capita was in modern Kazakhstan and Russian regions nearby. It was caused by taking horses (in other regions other produects were taken) from peasants which was used to feed the populace of townsmen. The damage was more severe in nothern Kazakhstan and steppe regions because it is much harder to have sufficient surplus of food produced in such conditions.
Hitler: Everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf, leave the room.
*Everyone leaves and closes the door*
Hitler: That was an *poot* order! Steiner's *poot* attack was an order *poot* ! How dare *poot* you ignore my *poot* orders! Is this what *poot* it has come *poot* to?
I was about to say Hitler's gas was probably due to all the drugs he was on before you got to that point 😂.
I knew that hitler's uncontrollable gas would be mentioned in this video.
when you learn history from starbucks
Stalin had a sense of humor.
8:08
Elizabeth Bathory: Who are you
Ne Win's: I'm you, but with dolphins
Man, you made Göring a lot thinner than he was IRL 😛
I love the source for your iformation "one unnamed person confirmed this information" wow!!!
Thank you Simple History for all your hard work. While this video is sort of 'serious' it does have some humour. Keep up the good work Simple History. Oh yeah can you upload a video about the Bangladesh liberation war of 1971.
So.. Stalin made antique memes?
Bruh Idi Amin eating 40 oranges a day is crazy. I remember eating 20 mandarins in one day and I ending up going to the bathroom several times.
Imagine how different the film "Downfall" would've been if Hitler was farting in every scene 😂
I didn’t know Joseph Stalin liked making R34 art.
Its kind of amazing, how dictators murder millions and sleep peacefully at night. Hard to believe that the conscious does not take notice of guilt.
human government killed billions of people in the history
but they still exists
Here I am feeling guilty about mildly pissing off friends or family members by doing something stupid or inconsiderate, and here these mfs are just like "Caught a couple thousand bodies today; more productive than usual! 🎸"
I doubt all of them sleep peacefully. Even Stalin needed to drink himself to sleep and he was probably the worst man that Europe could offer in the 20th century.
The insane ones who believe that what they're doing is good are the ones you need to fear, as what they do will never negatively impact their conscience.
Well they are dictators
He had to have felt some guilt in the end when he was in that bunker for his last days, or maybe he just knew his enemies would kill him when they caught him
I had no idea Hitler was a vegetarian! I knew he loved animals, but not that. Him farting all the time is hilarious 😂
I know man the f****** irony
Stalin was onto meme culture crazy lol
Well a tiger technically doesn't drink… even tea! 🤔🤔
Tigers do drink. Just not tea.
Next time someone says there's no such thing as a stupid question, run the ol' " A tiger never brushes it's teeth, how come their teeth are so sharp?" and see what happens.
Please do a video on crossections of navil ships like say destroyers ect,
Naval*
Etc*
@@castleanthrax1833 sorry im busy organizing a search party gor who asked
Sorry for my rude reply, im just tired of people trying to fix something for my whole life i long ago stoped cearing about..
I give less cears for the English language then Hitler of the jews...
Its not your fault but just so you know
I don't cear
It made me laugh when you told about Stalin's nude drawing habit
Still tossing in for a Unit video on MACV-SOG the legendary jungle SF unit
I think it’s hilarious how idi Amin was put on this list for eating oranges but while I was watching this video I am also looking at a thumb nail of idi Amin eating the flesh of his enemies. How did that not make this list as the gross thing he did?