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  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader  2 роки тому +850

    instagram is where i am instagram guy: @RyanTheLeader on instagram

    • @bokgaming6645
      @bokgaming6645 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks Ryan

    • @nickkerr6068
      @nickkerr6068 2 роки тому +3

      No one cares

    • @interntgirl
      @interntgirl 2 роки тому +4

      Highly recommend Ryan’s Instagram, the best form of entertainment is harassing him on there.

    • @bokgaming6645
      @bokgaming6645 2 роки тому +5

      @@nickkerr6068 I care

    • @LevyLandTV
      @LevyLandTV 2 роки тому

      followed but didn't get any offended so I want a refund

  • @Joel-Haver
    @Joel-Haver 2 роки тому +10394

    He’s the kinda guy to squeeze your hand too hard in a handshake and be like “did that hurt” and then you’re like “yeah”

    • @wereallthesame3433
      @wereallthesame3433 2 роки тому +209

      Bruh i was that guy

    • @happypineapple9968
      @happypineapple9968 2 роки тому +34

      Good one Joel

    • @dred_dreamr
      @dred_dreamr 2 роки тому +79

      @@wereallthesame3433 Atleast ur honest haha 🤷‍♂️

    • @NaudVanDalen
      @NaudVanDalen 2 роки тому +44

      When I was young, a kid squeezed my hand so hard that my bones moved.

    • @momatotsosrorudodi
      @momatotsosrorudodi 2 роки тому +28

      I do bouldering and train grip strength for fun.
      I wish someone would try to squeeze my hand.

  • @cerspence
    @cerspence 2 роки тому +7295

    I wasn't upset until he accused me of liking Amy Schumer. Friends don't do that sh*t.

  • @shady6802
    @shady6802 2 роки тому +5695

    It’s hard to view Spencer playing the “mature” character in this skit while having an “incel” shirt on 🤣

    • @meatheadscientist8061
      @meatheadscientist8061 2 роки тому +119

      And nailing the character in his videos

    • @DreamWizardMedia
      @DreamWizardMedia 2 роки тому +44

      But that's what's funny though

    • @meatheadscientist8061
      @meatheadscientist8061 2 роки тому +2

      @@DreamWizardMedia yep

    • @topcatmatt
      @topcatmatt 2 роки тому +13

      I love the air quotes for “mature”,
      Speak on the implication: he isn’t being mature here, at the very least *more* mature? So why would you say it with air quotes? Is your position sympathetic to Chuds MacKenzie here?

    • @shady6802
      @shady6802 2 роки тому +40

      @@topcatmatt I used the air quotes of “mature” because typically in the Ryan skits there are always the same roles being portrayed: the main character which the video titles names and then the voice of reason or position of authority

  • @danscu5278
    @danscu5278 2 роки тому +925

    Not accurate, he didn't say the n word every 5 minutes.

    • @gutsbadguy50
      @gutsbadguy50 2 роки тому +126

      "iF bLaCk pEopLe cAn SaY iT, wHy CaNt I???"

    • @vernondouglas4425
      @vernondouglas4425 2 роки тому +18

      @@gutsbadguy50 why

    • @glasgowwill7061
      @glasgowwill7061 2 роки тому

      White people invented the word

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 2 роки тому +16

      @@gutsbadguy50 really though.

    • @RedRabbitEntertainment
      @RedRabbitEntertainment 2 роки тому

      @@vernondouglas4425 It's just weird that American white men are still so desperate to refer to people by that word, but it's not surprising in the least. White people invented it, so I say go ahead and use it, you have my permission, not that you needed it, because the only thing actually stopping you is the judgement of others. Fear of not being liked, possibly violence if you do start calling minorities it, most will take it as an extremely dehumanizing insult, and some will respond accordingly, so be careful, I guess.

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 2 роки тому +1748

    There was always that one kid in high school who claimed to have a “dark” sense of humor but all he did was show you a decapitation video and then laugh.

    • @imnolongerasking5933
      @imnolongerasking5933 2 роки тому +244

      "You don't get it, it's funny cause it's shocking."

    • @goodfella6616
      @goodfella6616 2 роки тому +240

      Extreme red flag, those people are psychopaths

    • @fuckcensorship69
      @fuckcensorship69 2 роки тому +35

      I like watching bodies fly through the air and find fight videos hilarious. You dont?

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 2 роки тому +1

      I knew a girl like that who said "do you like scary stuff?" And when I said yeah thinking she meant movies she showed me a video of a dog getting punched, obviously that sight made me cry so I screamed in her face. I wanted to hit her and I wish I could say that I did

    • @F59x
      @F59x 2 роки тому +24

      @@goodfella6616 they're pretty funny u can't even lie

  • @hvmantrxsh
    @hvmantrxsh 2 роки тому +4970

    Ryan is too fuckin good at playing these roles

    • @sukester
      @sukester 2 роки тому +78

      too good…

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +2

      I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me broddie

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 2 роки тому +23

      Because he is not playing roles

    • @jesuscantua6859
      @jesuscantua6859 2 роки тому +8

      @@realfarmer21 wasn't funny.

    • @jesuscantua6859
      @jesuscantua6859 2 роки тому +1

      @@realfarmer21 lol jk I subbed uwu

  • @Icy_dokkan
    @Icy_dokkan 2 роки тому +989

    this perfectly captures the average discord meme server member

    • @JohnSmith-fs8bu
      @JohnSmith-fs8bu 2 роки тому

      Pretty much. The most delusional fucking losers around

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому

      "haha hitler am I right, guys? Wait, why aren't you laughing? It's a deepfried picture of hitler, isn't that hilarious?" "Ya'll a bunch of snowflakes! I'm leaving this lame ass server!!"

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh 2 роки тому

      Maybe if he was trans and underage it would

    • @SilencedButNotForgotten
      @SilencedButNotForgotten 2 роки тому

      No? How delusional are you liberals?
      The discord mods are literally the two guys.
      One is the incel, while the other one is the neckbeard.
      It's quite literally the two stereotypes.

    • @RodWaffle
      @RodWaffle 2 роки тому

      "what do you mean slurs and gay black people fucking isn't funny"

  • @ChongqingPeter
    @ChongqingPeter 2 роки тому +1964

    I really do love a conversation that deconstructs humor and delineates communication. Thanks for this one!

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me dawg

    • @ChongqingPeter
      @ChongqingPeter 2 роки тому +5

      @@realfarmer21 Hey. Us too! So many creators.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 2 роки тому +12

      Yep, this was fairly thoughtful and interesting. I'm still going to call things gay, though, and not feel too bad about it. You need to make sure you're couching things in the right level of irony, so that everyone gets what's going on.
      Also, the Ari Shaffir Kobe tweet was funny. That's a schtick of his, saying horrible things about people after they die. He didn't think about the others in the crash, and apologized afterward, pretty sincerely. Dark humor isn't always immature or edgelord.

    • @Yoyozlitt20
      @Yoyozlitt20 2 роки тому +8

      @@dogchaser520 The tweet about the young girl who died in the crash wasn’t funny, but to each their own. Hell dark/racist humor is my favorite kind but even I found his tweet to be distasteful. Comedy is subjective though 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 2 роки тому

      @@Yoyozlitt20 ​ He didn't really know the details at the time, and was only talking about Kobe. After it came out that many other people had died in the crash, including Kobe's daughter and many other people, he was really apologetic. In the end, if you make risky jokes, you also risk saying some pretty awful stuff. Ari's reason for tweeting that stuff out to his fanbase is that after someone dies in a tragic accident, they're always a "hero" and never did anything wrong, when really they're just people. Did Kobe rape that woman and make her promise over and over not to tell anyone while he was raping her? Maybe. According to her, yes, but they couldn't prove it in court. He was a basketball legend and also probably a rapist. People aren't all good or bad. Ari likes to take down people right after they've died because it's absolutely something you shouldn't do, and that's funny to some people. But he didn't mean to bring the kids into it. It was a dumb move overall. Comedians aren't known for being exactly brilliant, though...

  • @Dankmemes555
    @Dankmemes555 2 роки тому +466

    This is so unbelievably accurate. I literally almost couldn't finish this video. I hated it. You played the role very well

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 2 роки тому +2

      is it because it's us LMFAOOO

    • @Dankmemes555
      @Dankmemes555 2 роки тому +43

      @@APolishPlayer nah. I just used to have friends exactly like that. I eventually just left because it got really annoying

    • @APolishPlayer
      @APolishPlayer 2 роки тому +10

      @@Dankmemes555 well.. maybe they left you :(

    • @thereisnofood2008
      @thereisnofood2008 2 роки тому

      name checks out

    • @Dankmemes555
      @Dankmemes555 2 роки тому +5

      @@APolishPlayer?

  • @emperorkiron3470
    @emperorkiron3470 2 роки тому +194

    "Is this a bit?"
    The character said, completely unaware that he was, in fact, written and acted for a bit. His reality would end in roughly 5 minutes from that point, and yet he is completely unaware. He exists only when watched.

    • @leviathan3630
      @leviathan3630 2 роки тому +6

      @Someone We're assuming that the character being played in the bit is his own separate person with a consciousness, and he thinks he's not actually in a bit. Which makes him asking that question ironic.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 2 роки тому

      Woah

  • @martinmortyry7444
    @martinmortyry7444 2 роки тому +948

    The whole "equating funny with irritating" is actually a very good explanation. Never thought about it this way 🤔

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому +85

      The type of people who equate negative reactions from those around them, to a positive response, only derive dopamine from the baseline attention being garnered. That, and the sense of superiority they feel, over those who would get upset about something they would not. It's an unfortunate behavioral cycle.

    • @Jvk1166z
      @Jvk1166z 2 роки тому +16

      i think the only thing that i'd change about it is that its really just consequences that annoy him, the offense is the funny part.

  • @MechanizedFnnFntr
    @MechanizedFnnFntr 2 роки тому +1407

    Why are they so mad lmao? Their reaction is cringe

  • @veiserexab1428
    @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +198

    The edgelord guy is a kind of person who would always rant about "we live in society"

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 Рік тому +12

      And worship Joker.

    • @jeanivanjohnson
      @jeanivanjohnson Рік тому +11

      but isn't it true? we do live in a society

    • @runningsandwich
      @runningsandwich 11 місяців тому

      Maybe you do, lame-o​@@jeanivanjohnson

    • @KiondreHendrix
      @KiondreHendrix 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@runningsandwichget a reality check Karen 😂😂😂

    • @militor_207
      @militor_207 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@KiondreHendrixI think they were just joking

  • @reginageorgetownuni
    @reginageorgetownuni 8 місяців тому +8

    My brother was like this before he was diagnosed with depression and nihilistic delusions. He was 28

  • @Cymricus
    @Cymricus Рік тому +37

    what offends me about edge lords is that they still say the same 2014 lines and never update

    • @no0bi1
      @no0bi1 Рік тому +3

      stuck on iPhone 6

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 Рік тому +3

      Mainly 2016

  • @spawkat2375
    @spawkat2375 2 роки тому +2435

    Knowing I use to be like this in middle school scares me. So glad I grew out of this phase quickly.

    • @carburetor77
      @carburetor77 2 роки тому +160

      "DarknessDemon"

    • @Nix.101
      @Nix.101 2 роки тому +149

      @@carburetor77 probably made the account in middle school

    • @spawkat2375
      @spawkat2375 2 роки тому +77

      @@Nix.101 Yeah, I came up with the name back then, and eventually I just decided to keep it.

    • @richardbeater8915
      @richardbeater8915 2 роки тому +5

      Darkness demon are you in high school now? Much more learned🥸

    • @joshgribbon8510
      @joshgribbon8510 2 роки тому +32

      It happened to a lot of us it's okay, moving past it is the big thing

  • @michaelz.3993
    @michaelz.3993 2 роки тому +2641

    Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or me what my views on the LGBTQ+ community were like in middle school

    • @dripmaster8362
      @dripmaster8362 2 роки тому +32

      Yo?

    • @michaelz.3993
      @michaelz.3993 2 роки тому +432

      @@dripmaster8362 i am ashamed of my past self

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 2 роки тому +139

      Why do I get a feeling you have a bunch of offensive memes in Polaroid form stashed under your bed - in a box - with a lock on it.. because you’re that ashamed of your past - but don’t wanna forget it?

    • @michaelz.3993
      @michaelz.3993 2 роки тому +209

      @@firstlast9846 lamo just a Polaroid of a deep fried 🅱️ emoji

    • @austinweeks8107
      @austinweeks8107 2 роки тому +68

      @@BuffaloNickel9 You're somehow unaware that you're the subject of this video

  • @strijkspray4753
    @strijkspray4753 2 роки тому +2785

    Edgar should get new friends, these bozo's are buzzkills

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +11

      I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me kuz

    • @dariomartinez2411
      @dariomartinez2411 2 роки тому +20

      fr

    • @ningkon3787
      @ningkon3787 2 роки тому +28

      @@realfarmer21 I hate that you were right.

    • @xdirtyrandyx
      @xdirtyrandyx 2 роки тому +1

      @@realfarmer21 I'll check your channel out

    • @jamoses5766
      @jamoses5766 2 роки тому +2

      Fr

  • @biggestboofer
    @biggestboofer 2 роки тому +51

    "That's a child that lives in the midwest." Too accurate

  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 2 роки тому +815

    That explanation of how his humor contradicts itself and can only lead to him being more irritated is golden.
    Its like how some kids derived all their humor from how uncool certain teachers were and make fun of them all the time, not realizing theyve made their humor reliant on someone being square and upset, unable to be self generative, contingent on something that gives negative emotional experiences to others

    • @EdotJdotOriginal
      @EdotJdotOriginal 2 роки тому +5

      This ^ lol

    • @bigmojo704
      @bigmojo704 2 роки тому +17

      Isn't that just how comedy works? Someone or something has to be the butt of whatever joke, that's the entire point.

    • @aaronweiss3294
      @aaronweiss3294 2 роки тому +2

      Not the same thing at all though?

    • @runningsandwich
      @runningsandwich 2 роки тому +68

      @@bigmojo704 plenty of humor has nothing to do with ridicule

    • @bigmojo704
      @bigmojo704 2 роки тому +4

      @@runningsandwich plenty of unfunny hunor

  • @TheTalentlessWriter
    @TheTalentlessWriter 2 роки тому +684

    This is my favorite Ryan video ever

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me my g

    • @Misscir123
      @Misscir123 2 роки тому

      @Someone not a bot just kinda strange based on the newest video. some better acting maybe it could go somewhere.

    • @Misscir123
      @Misscir123 2 роки тому

      @Someone he needs a bot to thelp him its ok

    • @Mr.paint123
      @Mr.paint123 2 роки тому

      Not mine

    • @Mr.paint123
      @Mr.paint123 2 роки тому

      @Someone no, he was funnier in the cuckhold video and the straight edge video

  • @steveohellno
    @steveohellno 2 роки тому +1180

    As a former edgelord, I would say that everything Ryan said was hilarious..it just because his peers can’t keep up with the conversation; it’s too complex for the simple minded

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому +47

      Beautiful satire bro 👏

    • @squideww
      @squideww 2 роки тому +88

      'wanna hear a joke?'
      'women's rights'
      wasn't half bad as post post irony

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 роки тому

      Fucking square normies who can’t handle reality hahahha

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 2 роки тому +14

      Everybody gangsta till someone makes an actually funny "as a [BLANK]" joke

    • @zankthegreat4291
      @zankthegreat4291 2 роки тому +5

      @@rubub8455 as long as theres some wit to it, theres a potential to actually be funny.

  • @ueIl
    @ueIl 2 роки тому +1682

    As a racist, homophobe and sexist I don't associate with him

    • @vaporwave4925
      @vaporwave4925 2 роки тому +190

      let's see paul allen's based joke

    • @alienio5287
      @alienio5287 2 роки тому +29

      Same 👍👍👍👍💯

    • @gutsssz
      @gutsssz 2 роки тому +6

      Please tell me where I can find your PFP holy shit lmao

    • @TANuclear
      @TANuclear 2 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 2 роки тому +20

      You just don't realize this is how people view you

  • @Astro_Guy_1
    @Astro_Guy_1 11 місяців тому +15

    "Dank Memers" and Edgelords finding out that nobody likes them, and their internet "friends" are just equally lame and keeping them down.

  • @whosebuilderandmakerisgod
    @whosebuilderandmakerisgod 2 роки тому +63

    I love how this was a comedy skit and a deep dive into an archetype at the same time

  • @PT4918
    @PT4918 2 роки тому +1444

    You gotta make sure that there is a balance between your edgelord self and mature self and not lean too hard in one direction. As Bruce Lee said, “be like water, change your political orientation depending on who you’re trolling”

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому +46

      Bruce Lee was my favorite sycophant 🤩🤩🤩😱😱🤯

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 2 роки тому +167

      I mean there's a difference between dark humor and straight up being offensive and thinking it's funny.

    • @Pyramanager
      @Pyramanager 2 роки тому +108

      @@coffintears5821 most ppl on both sides dont see a difference. The professional victims think most jokes are offenssive while the edgelord thinks being offenssive is funny.

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 2 роки тому

      @@wbtarzanboy yes there f*cking is! Do I literally have to bring up a video to prove my point.ua-cam.com/video/bTScVz3ntbM/v-deo.html

    • @coffintears5821
      @coffintears5821 2 роки тому +65

      @@wbtarzanboy being offensive is not dark humor. Making fun of serious subject matter is not the same as making comedy out of tragedy in a respectful manner. Just because you think 911 jokes are funny doesn't mean they are. They're only funny TO YOU

  • @noahsherwood2445
    @noahsherwood2445 2 роки тому +155

    Ryan plays these roles a little *TOO* well

  • @unleashedbread6146
    @unleashedbread6146 2 роки тому +356

    ryan you gotta get new friends bro they are killin your vibe-those two are the type to exchange firm handshakes at a social gathering.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +1

      Yur I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

  • @Frumess
    @Frumess 2 роки тому +111

    These people are real and they are terrible. The worst part is the "I'm just joking, don't be so sensitive aspect of it all."

    • @tright6
      @tright6 Рік тому +6

      @yourmother3819 Unfortunately you don't get to decide if people get offended by what you say.

    • @Assadul-Naml
      @Assadul-Naml 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tright6
      You actually do, by choosing the right language

    • @KiondreHendrix
      @KiondreHendrix 10 місяців тому +1

      ​​​@@tright6was he saying that to you no they are just overreacting they are to sensitive they need to knock off the cringe

    • @Kenny-o6i
      @Kenny-o6i 10 місяців тому +1

      @@tright6 What if you don’t care that people get offended?

    • @tright6
      @tright6 10 місяців тому

      @@Kenny-o6i Then you lack empathy, and in layman’s terms it means you’re an arse.

  • @182Jman
    @182Jman 2 роки тому +40

    Finally a video I can send to edgelords articulating how immature they are.

    • @delilah873
      @delilah873 2 місяці тому +1

      they're just gonna say edgar is based

  • @Shua24
    @Shua24 2 роки тому +36

    After watching this video twice, I think this is getting too painfully accurate.
    I used to have these types of friends back when I was 17. Back then one of them behaved differently irl (I know one of them)
    When I know their edgelord online persona, I was shocked. These people are the ones who can't taste their own medicine. After a lot of arguments with them I can't recover from the fact that I've lost one of my friends, but at the same time I'm glad that I stayed as far as possible from them... being friends with them only for around a month is already taking a toll on me.

    • @Shua24
      @Shua24 2 роки тому +1

      @Someone I personally wouldn't say they're psychopaths, but oh well, I feel you

    • @Shua24
      @Shua24 2 роки тому +2

      @Someone The bitter thing is, you have to let them learn their own lesson... They will eventually get off that phase when they're getting a backlash from someone. No need to worry about them as long as you have good friends to hang out with.

    • @Shua24
      @Shua24 2 роки тому

      @Someone best of luck to you then bruh... I've been struggling to have some irl friends though

    • @zombie4skin28
      @zombie4skin28 2 роки тому +2

      It sucks I was in a similar situation but, me and my edgy friend use to joke about it as kids but as we grew up it’s like he stopped joking and started turning into his personality, then it comes to a point where it’s like kinda tiring being friends with someone so edgy bc really they’re just super negative

    • @Shua24
      @Shua24 Рік тому

      ​@@zombie4skin28it happens to the best of us sometimes. Best of luck to you if you want to find new friends like I do.

  • @trivialqed
    @trivialqed 2 роки тому +175

    has anyone in the history of the universe have actually said "why r u so mad" without being internally mad at life

    • @elio6861
      @elio6861 2 роки тому

      why are you so mand?

    • @dewok2706
      @dewok2706 Рік тому +1

      you sound pretty mad

  • @OfDream8811
    @OfDream8811 Рік тому +15

    This is how some of my friends are on discord, its quite sad actually and very annoying

    • @AnDr3w066
      @AnDr3w066 Рік тому +2

      Puss boy

    • @krlegulas
      @krlegulas Рік тому +4

      weeb

    • @krlegulas
      @krlegulas Рік тому +2

      @@OfDream8811 and you are r3tarded brother

    • @krlegulas
      @krlegulas Рік тому +1

      @imaheadout6233 ok pedo

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@krlegulasyour b8 sucks m8

  • @Ld_277
    @Ld_277 2 роки тому +132

    Edgelord or not, people who shove their phone in your face to show you a meme and sit there until you awkwardly force out a laugh or smile need to just stop.

    • @StardustSpiritDragon
      @StardustSpiritDragon Рік тому +2

      As a guy who does this I try my very best to not do it as much also I do have edgy humor but I try to understand people are sensitive but at the same time find my own people with my own sense of humor you have to find the middle ground in these things it may not be easy that it so fulfilling but if people start crying over a authentic dark jokes then it get annoying I can be empathitic and caring as much as I possibly can but some people are too soft that I leave them alone but there are some people that can take a joke but that joke can be a beautiful life lesson.

  • @OlisGarden
    @OlisGarden 2 роки тому +98

    "Yeah bro I love dark humor"
    proceeds to say the most racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic statement of all time

    • @Based4Life
      @Based4Life Рік тому +2

      That’s what dark humor is retard

    • @sonofodin6550
      @sonofodin6550 Рік тому

      You forgot „ableist“ and „fatphobic“ to make your meaningless word salad complete.

    • @danimotherofchickens479
      @danimotherofchickens479 Рік тому +4

      I can't tell if your joking or not, if this is sarcasm or if your serious

    • @itsathing3369
      @itsathing3369 Рік тому +6

      @@danimotherofchickens479 they are being serious. You see, dark humor isn’t about being racist, sexist, or homophobic. It’s about throwing an anvil at a adorable nine-year-old child.

    • @delilah873
      @delilah873 2 місяці тому

      yeah cu zit's dark

  • @Anonymous58815
    @Anonymous58815 2 роки тому +192

    I'm deeply ashamed I had a phase like this.

    • @TheGamingTrain55
      @TheGamingTrain55 2 роки тому +54

      I had a phase like this as well. But we both grew and matured

    • @donniedewitt9878
      @donniedewitt9878 2 роки тому +25

      Don’t be. The whole “maturity” thing is just a cope

    • @TheGamingTrain55
      @TheGamingTrain55 2 роки тому +54

      @@donniedewitt9878 it’s okay to have edgy humor, I like a good dark joke every now and then. However it shouldn’t be used to hurt people and your relationships

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 2 роки тому +29

      @@donniedewitt9878 You’re literally coping right now that you’re still in your edgelord phase

    • @donniedewitt9878
      @donniedewitt9878 2 роки тому +16

      @@megavore97 how is it cope? Grown man pretending to be so mature and licking the boots of a humorless culture are much more of a cope

  • @flugshub8873
    @flugshub8873 2 роки тому +198

    No way ppl are seriously proud to be the edgy guy

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 2 роки тому +51

      They arent. They are self loathing really

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +39

      And you can find them literally in most commentary videos about dream stans, Twitter news, anime, etc.

    • @luigimariolxix
      @luigimariolxix 2 роки тому

      @@veiserexab1428 what do they comment?

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +33

      @@luigimariolxix things like: "I wish I wasn't born in the wrong generation" and calls everyone dumb and thinks themselves as a smart person, "we live in society" catchphrases, tries to be unique, self loathing, says anything that makes them "all know kind" of guy, etc.

    • @luigimariolxix
      @luigimariolxix 2 роки тому

      Being self loathing is ok tbh but the other things are annoying

  • @bigpainsaw5575
    @bigpainsaw5575 2 роки тому +21

    This was painfully awkward to watch. 10/10 I loved it

  • @KerriHooper
    @KerriHooper 2 роки тому +47

    Oh god it's me in my 20s.
    I'll watch this every week to make sure I'm never this annoying again lol.

    • @Svevsky
      @Svevsky 3 місяці тому

      In your 20s???? Is everything alright?

    • @KerriHooper
      @KerriHooper 3 місяці тому

      @@Svevsky They are now lol

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis 2 роки тому +12

    Not accurate. He didn't end his every sentence with a Nazi salute.

  • @peggy237
    @peggy237 2 роки тому +305

    Ive been waiting for YEARS for someone to make a vid like this about these lame ass people, thank you lmao you guys nailed it.

    • @peggy237
      @peggy237 2 роки тому +10

      @@wbtarzanboy ?? Take your schizo meds bro lmao

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 роки тому

      @@peggy237 I'm sure you're really happy to not be the butt end of a joke for once in your life

    • @peggy237
      @peggy237 2 роки тому +22

      @@THESLlCK lmao you good? This vid must have really cut deep or somethin lmaaooo 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 2 роки тому

      @@peggy237 "bro why are you so mad right now"

    • @Takinu
      @Takinu 2 роки тому +26

      @@peggy237 The fact that you make jokes about people with a disorder, shows me that you aren’t much better that the 4chan incels. Be better if you wish for people to be better.

  • @amalia2669
    @amalia2669 2 роки тому +74

    Spencer gets even hotter when he’s not acting.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      Yur homie I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @amalia2669
      @amalia2669 2 роки тому +4

      @@PTV69420 exactly

    • @Logan-hp9kh
      @Logan-hp9kh 2 роки тому

      @@PTV69420 is ois iooo oop pp

  • @communitycollegeofharvard6198
    @communitycollegeofharvard6198 2 роки тому +12

    me listening to my racist friend tell me the most horrendous unfunny insane and disgusting joke I have ever heard

    • @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244
      @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244 2 роки тому

      I have that same friend.
      Except he manages to make it funny, idk how but he truly is an Enigma. Must be them Hrvat genes.

  • @thatperson1720
    @thatperson1720 Рік тому +7

    Internet really needs to get shut down. Worst invention in human history, ever.

    • @torossia
      @torossia Рік тому

      Yea it turns you into a buzz killer like the edgelords two gay friends

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 Рік тому +3

      @@torossia Lol you're so mad at this video bro. Real edgy.

  • @battleforcheese
    @battleforcheese 2 роки тому +16

    LMAO the "Trump was funny tho" part is spot on

  • @TheGamingTrain55
    @TheGamingTrain55 2 роки тому +39

    I'm glad I grew out of this "edgy" phase

  • @Charagrin
    @Charagrin 2 роки тому +60

    Way to deal with these kinda weirdos is just to ask them to explain the joke.
    "Well, you see, the joke is that gay black trans people, specifically, in a non-racist non-homophobic, non-transphobic way- Man, thats allot of qualifiers. I forgot the joke. You know what, nevermind. I gotta go"

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 роки тому +16

      Or when they say “YOURE LITERALLY MAD” just be like “yeah I am fucking mad” and it kinda stunts them and they don’t know where to go because they’re so used to be argued with that just agreeing with them throws them off😂😂

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 роки тому +4

      @@wbtarzanboy Did you forget to take your meds?? Or are you on a SIIICK one right now??

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 2 роки тому +10

      Yeah, just play it autistically, and I mean that quite directly. It really deflates the "humor" if you pretend that you don't understand the context because then they have to fall back on explaining every layer of irony, furthering the dissection of the joke, or they admit they're trying to push some reactionary talking point and then they can't hide behind "ironic" representations of their viewpoint.

    • @zombie4skin28
      @zombie4skin28 2 роки тому +1

      Haha doesn’t asking anyone to explain any kind of joke kinda stop the joke from working

    • @Charagrin
      @Charagrin 2 роки тому +5

      @@zombie4skin28 nope. That's an excuse those who are asked to explain a tasteless joke use because the explanation is just their weird logic in joke form.
      People who make jokes about a group, that can be considered bigoted or racial or the like, aren't actually joking all that much. They just said a thought they think in a humorous way.
      "Boy, those Jews really like that Hollywood money. Eh?"

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 2 роки тому +15

    The comment section is full of offended edgelords lmao. They can dish it out but they can't take it.

  • @yamigurl822
    @yamigurl822 2 роки тому +17

    You guys picked the perfect name for this dude cuz I have an old friend named Edgar who acts JUST LIKE THIS

  • @fajitariñho
    @fajitariñho 2 роки тому +248

    massive L for the PC police on this one. too much CRT. this says a lot about how woke society is getting.

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому +2

      G I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @JK061996
      @JK061996 2 роки тому +51

      These computer enthusiasts have really strong opinions on cathode ray tubes.

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 2 роки тому +3

      @@JK061996 ban them from our schools

    • @fajitariñho
      @fajitariñho 2 роки тому +2

      @@JK061996 you are a groomer, sir.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +6

      CRT is not the right term at all but that makes it funnier tbh

  • @dansonoflightning2277
    @dansonoflightning2277 2 роки тому +235

    I knew this exact guy in college, stopped talking to him after he said a lot of unsavory stuff about race and IQ

    • @PM-xu2nq
      @PM-xu2nq 2 роки тому +93

      You met a 4Chan gremlin in the wild

    • @obrnenydrevokocur9344
      @obrnenydrevokocur9344 2 роки тому +51

      plot twist: the guy was an anthropology major and was just quoting one of his lectures

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh 2 роки тому +31

      What made it unsavory?

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +6

      They're not really annoying, just not funny and boring to talk with

    • @bradjackson1691
      @bradjackson1691 2 роки тому +14

      Why was he saying unsavory stuff about Iced Quesadillas?

  • @python1972
    @python1972 2 роки тому +31

    Oh no my 15 year old self is gonna be called out really hard by this shit..

  • @fobo3361
    @fobo3361 2 роки тому +17

    The acting in these videos are so well done, they're almost painful to watch XD

  • @pieofchart
    @pieofchart 2 роки тому +90

    This is exactly how I picture a REAL LIFE conversation with someone who acts like an edgelord on the internet, just absolutely pathetic

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 2 роки тому +18

      I was actually freinds with someone who acted like this. And might’ve actually acted like this as well. This is extremely accurate.

    • @Estradiol_Gaming
      @Estradiol_Gaming 2 роки тому +24

      As someone with shitty friends I recently ditched its exactly like this. It’s shocking how many exact phrases from this I’ve heard them say.

    • @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232
      @notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232 2 роки тому

      @Dootie you seem really insecure

    • @WWFAttitudeEraFreak
      @WWFAttitudeEraFreak 2 роки тому +1

      You’re so mad

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 2 роки тому +6

      @Dootie online is where they spend all their time.
      That’s a sad life is if this is the only kind of humor you’re familiar with.

  • @spiffywolf2850
    @spiffywolf2850 2 роки тому +73

    I have started distancing myself from people even remotely like this. Its nice to not have to deal with it

  • @sebastianmercado1640
    @sebastianmercado1640 3 місяці тому +3

    The only thing he was missing, was being a Rick and Morty fan

  • @Simte
    @Simte 2 роки тому +28

    The scumbag-Peter Pan effect, the one who never grows.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Рік тому +8

    "I swear, this generation is too soft."
    _"You're_ part of this generation. We're the same age."
    "Yeah but I'm one of the good ones."

  • @gourdouf
    @gourdouf 2 роки тому +84

    here I was, coming here for comedy, and then I'm just bombarded with a pretty deep and accurate psycho social analysis. I'm so upset by that

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 роки тому +3

      I'm demisexual poly brolly pony asexual genderless thingamajig and I am crying now

    • @vexspritextras
      @vexspritextras 2 роки тому +1

      It was a very accurate analysis of how I think, I am shaking and crying right now.

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 2 роки тому

      @@gram. You're Broly!?

  • @Pandemia616
    @Pandemia616 2 роки тому +16

    This was hilarious but also absolutely nailed the attitude of every pain in the butt gen z troll on the Internet 😂

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 2 роки тому +8

      They literally will say they hate their own generation, we live in society, and some other deep or edgy quotes

  • @gb342002
    @gb342002 2 роки тому +6

    "Thats a child who lives in the midwest". LOL these LA kids really think the midwest is some dystopian land lmao

  • @shqip_sumejja
    @shqip_sumejja 11 місяців тому +8

    I know someone like this and I wish I didn't. These people are annoying af

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken 10 місяців тому +1

      Especially the ones who sit in the back of the bus and mimic autistic sounds

    • @delilah873
      @delilah873 2 місяці тому

      @@SMCwasTaken imagine confronting someone for making fun of autistic people and then you learn they're actually autistic 💀💀💀💀

  • @Saltyarticles
    @Saltyarticles 2 роки тому +20

    Cer should just teach a class on psychology. His takes are hilariously intellectual.

  • @Cebollaverde
    @Cebollaverde 2 роки тому +7

    I love the way Spence straight up breaks it down for him

  • @KingScarletYGO
    @KingScarletYGO 2 роки тому +23

    GENIUS method to get rid of Edgar (as a joke ofc)

    • @realfarmer21
      @realfarmer21 2 роки тому

      Dawg I make entertaining vids just like Ryan. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @richardtyler9368
      @richardtyler9368 2 роки тому

      @@realfarmer21 no you do not.

    • @scythermantis
      @scythermantis 2 роки тому

      Eh I watch yugioh vids too lol singularity

  • @youtubestudiosucks978
    @youtubestudiosucks978 10 місяців тому +8

    Yeah right, like edgelords have friends LMAO 🤣

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 4 місяці тому +1

      this is a good comment.

  • @tanks4nuthin964
    @tanks4nuthin964 2 роки тому +12

    C’mon now, Amy Schumer not funny and we gotta address that

  • @HotspurFC-cu6ny
    @HotspurFC-cu6ny 11 місяців тому +19

    It’s sad when you see these people almost a decade after edgy humor on UA-cam ended and they still act like filthy Frank in public lmao

  • @ahuman32478
    @ahuman32478 2 роки тому +74

    2:09 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this joke. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of feminist theory most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also his nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from feminist literature, for instance. He understands that under patriarchy, nothing a women do will ever matter, so why bother trying? This is why he makes this joke: he is saying that women will never get rights no matter how hard they try because patriarchy will always remain strong, which is why it is hilarious to think that such a thing as "women's rights" exists. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about SOCIETY. As a consequence people who dislike him truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in his joke "Women aren't funny," which itself is a cryptic reference to how deeply rooted misogyny is preventing women from getting ahead in the entertainment industry. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    • @howdy5025
      @howdy5025 2 роки тому +4

      Found the guy who thinks he knows everything😍🫶finally a man who just knows everything💗💗💗🫶🫶🫶here I made you a cookie 🍪

    • @ahuman32478
      @ahuman32478 2 роки тому +9

      @@howdy5025 What an ironic comment

    • @popwar-oo3ht
      @popwar-oo3ht 2 роки тому

      Based off of this comment, it seems like you are justifying his misogyny as a joke? He is a major part of the reason women and men aren't equal in the entertainment industry. They very much could be if people like him weren't the ones in power, or if they did something besides "joke" about how its not possible when its very possible to fix.

    • @ahuman32478
      @ahuman32478 2 роки тому +12

      @@popwar-oo3ht Based off this reply, it seems like you have an even worse sense of humor than the edge lord in the video?

    • @sergiorubens8475
      @sergiorubens8475 2 роки тому +21

      @@popwar-oo3ht how do you fall for the rick and morty copypasta in 2022? Its the oldest trick in the book

  • @goonsquad8258
    @goonsquad8258 2 роки тому +32

    These are the kind of guys I hung out with on Garry’s Mod when I was in middle school, so weird looking back at it

  • @fruitypeebils
    @fruitypeebils 2 роки тому +8

    2:30 the genuine concern in his voice

  • @mongogojjo5944
    @mongogojjo5944 2 роки тому +8

    this edgelord is 100% Danny mullen and a vast majority of his fanbase

    • @chrisvisser-fee2631
      @chrisvisser-fee2631 26 днів тому

      I've never hated a man based off of three UA-cam thumbnails more.

  • @woozywojak
    @woozywojak 2 роки тому +10

    i know ryan nails a role when i get annoyed at his character lol. y'all got mad skills

  • @goctagonrecovery3270
    @goctagonrecovery3270 2 роки тому +10

    That ending was perfect 😂 reverse psychology to get him tf outta there

  • @edgarcardiel157
    @edgarcardiel157 2 роки тому +9

    As a genuine Edgar, I can verify we're not all like this

  • @21joebloe
    @21joebloe 2 роки тому +13

    I know a guy exactly like this. The big funny to him would be to invest in a Trump soundboard thing to annoy people in games online. I just don't get it and this man is like 32.

  • @JayQuickster
    @JayQuickster 2 роки тому +24

    Thank God Spencer gave us that big breakdown of the humor cycle because I'd have no f****** idea what an Edgelord is. When he said Edgar is coming over, I thought it had to do with his name at first lmao 🤣 God. I am becoming an Old Man *insert Cherdleys Dad character*

  • @MemphisSlimm901
    @MemphisSlimm901 15 днів тому +1

    “I didn’t know you went to middle school…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed waaaay too hard at that

  • @Okehynot1880
    @Okehynot1880 2 роки тому +31

    you know i act just like this in school, im gonna take a good look at myself in the mirror. Thank you Ryan for opening my eyes

    • @DavidJeffreson-xx7kr
      @DavidJeffreson-xx7kr Рік тому

      It's all about finding a balance, just make sure to not go off the deep end the other way and start bitching about people using words you don't like

    • @Okehynot1880
      @Okehynot1880 10 місяців тому

      Yeah no i did i still say the funny bad words but im not like this tho so i mean 🤷‍♀️ and im getting a job and have no time for alot of the things i want to do in life 😔

  • @Skaxarrat
    @Skaxarrat Рік тому +7

    "He doesn't like jokes format, he only likes when people get upset, but at the same time he acts like it is crazy that they are upset, even if it is his whole intention, and still annoys him too."
    Brutal.

    • @sabersin5368-c2c
      @sabersin5368-c2c Рік тому +1

      As an actual edge lord, this is actually exactly my thought process.
      I find it funny seeing how easy it is for people to get their panties in a bunch. At the same time though, I find it very irritating how fragile their ego is. Like-…how pathetically insecure do you have to be to get so pissed over such an obvious troll on the internet? As funny as it may be, it’s honestly more pathetic.

    • @itsathing3369
      @itsathing3369 Рік тому +1

      @@sabersin5368-c2c wait a minute why do you even bother offending people if you don’t like it. Just don’t do it.

    • @sabersin5368-c2c
      @sabersin5368-c2c Рік тому +1

      @@itsathing3369 Honestly I think the main reason I do it is to teach them a lesson for being too sensitive to stupid shit. It’s so easy to get under their skin when they spend every day believing their entitled to have people conform to their feelings. The point is to essentially expose their emotional fragility.

  • @sikid4000
    @sikid4000 2 роки тому +10

    "You can't say that!!!11" Yeah I'm on team edgelord

    • @WWFAttitudeEraFreak
      @WWFAttitudeEraFreak 2 роки тому

      Honestly fuck the PC police

    • @itsathing3369
      @itsathing3369 Рік тому

      Man, you must love and respect every single group of people on planet earth

    • @sikid4000
      @sikid4000 Рік тому

      @itsathing3369 Yeah I can do both. Boo hoo mfer

  • @Garthritis
    @Garthritis 2 роки тому +29

    We had some of the same edgy "jokes" in middle school. And that was in 1992. The ironically wearing of DARE shirts was totally a thing too in the 90's. Some bits never grow old I guess. LOL

    • @WegraX
      @WegraX 2 роки тому +4

      Just goes to show some things never change

    • @slurvtrutl526
      @slurvtrutl526 2 роки тому

      Don't think of a pink elephant DARE I think that edgelord stands as it was punching up at the time. Drugs used to be much more illegal and not every other comedy central bit

  • @alexxartificial
    @alexxartificial 2 роки тому +1

    Literally everyone in the town where I grew up.

  • @pizzalord9405
    @pizzalord9405 2 роки тому +4

    as one of those edgelord kids, i think this is an awakening for me

  • @DavidJeffreson-xx7kr
    @DavidJeffreson-xx7kr Рік тому +8

    Life's all about finding a balance between being this guy and being his friends

    • @torossia
      @torossia Рік тому

      With a leniency to the edgelord guy

    • @prozystudios1595
      @prozystudios1595 Рік тому +5

      the balance is never being the edgelord

    • @torossia
      @torossia Рік тому +1

      @@prozystudios1595 life's more fun being an edgelord than an incel who's a feminist

    • @Woopersolo
      @Woopersolo Рік тому +1

      @@torossiaedgelords are the incels though

    • @torossia
      @torossia Рік тому +1

      @@Woopersolo I'm pretty sure most young asult men in the us are incels

  • @joshgribbon8510
    @joshgribbon8510 2 роки тому +13

    Ryan is like the good universe version of Chris D'Elia

    • @EasterBunnyMurder
      @EasterBunnyMurder 2 роки тому

      Why is Chris bad?

    • @TheWaxlemon
      @TheWaxlemon 2 роки тому +2

      @@EasterBunnyMurder he radiates arrogance at high-pitched frequencies

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 2 роки тому +8

    That's just 90% of most UA-cam comments

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy 2 роки тому

      UA-cam commenters just found their newest idol and target for parasocial relationships

  • @joeyl669
    @joeyl669 Рік тому +24

    "It'S jUsT a wOrD"🤡💀

    • @spxdy69
      @spxdy69 Рік тому +1

      I hate when my friends always edge infront of me

    • @joeyl669
      @joeyl669 Рік тому

      @@spxdy69 Assuming you're referring to this behaviour and not them actually edging themselves, I would just explain why those words are really gross. Exempli gratia the history behind them, who it affects, why the friend has no claim to it, etc.

    • @joeyl669
      @joeyl669 Рік тому

      ​@@spxdy69if they just refuse to listen, I'd personally do what he did in the video and ditch them

    • @coolguy_42
      @coolguy_42 11 місяців тому +6

      it's just a word bro

    • @PeeGoblin-jg6tu
      @PeeGoblin-jg6tu 9 місяців тому +1

      If you're talking about the Nword quoted comment it's 100% logical. Have you asked yourself why you hate that word so much? Do you really think people who say a word are racist for saying a word and if that's ture, do you think people who say the Fword are rapist? Do not retards oppress you and limit your vocabulary because of an event 200 years ago.

  • @skyemcpossum5147
    @skyemcpossum5147 2 роки тому +9

    This used to be me and then I came across someone edgier than I was. That's when I realized I was just being a dick. The other edgelord was like 30 at the time and I don't think he's changed much.

  • @philosophyofiron9686
    @philosophyofiron9686 2 роки тому +8

    I love how ya'll let each other shine in well-cast roles in your own vids. I watch a Joel vid and Trent's killin' it. I watch a Trent vid and and Ryan's killin it. I watch a Ryan vid and Spence is killin' it. I watch Spence vid and Blake is killin' it haha

  • @UmB0ng0
    @UmB0ng0 2 роки тому +6

    The constant looks to the guy on the right for approval cracks me up 🤣

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty 2 роки тому +7

    0:20 idk man that's just a proper manly greeting IMO

    • @Gehajjs62727
      @Gehajjs62727 2 роки тому +2

      Every man I know does something similar, can’t lie.

  • @svantewiktorsson
    @svantewiktorsson 2 роки тому +6

    I was an edgelord in middle school and I want to forget it.

  • @sinofpride6486
    @sinofpride6486 2 роки тому +25

    had a friend like this in highschool, so that wasn't a fun experience, had to nurture him throughout his edgelord era.

  • @alejogranda2066
    @alejogranda2066 2 роки тому +6

    I love Spencer's role, never saw him smile before

  • @SergeantWolfy
    @SergeantWolfy 2 роки тому +6

    i feel like this was a real conversation

  • @DemDoolies
    @DemDoolies 2 роки тому +6

    Shit this one is too real Ryan I'm not prepared to face my middle school self

  • @nao5233
    @nao5233 2 роки тому +4

    The last 2015 survivor.i can't wait until they come back 👍

  • @bobross3880
    @bobross3880 2 роки тому +5

    Having no concrete sense of self allows for very easy and quick integration into any scenario. The issue I’ve run into tho, is I think after a short time it becomes apparent that there’s no personality beneath the surface, only a watcher. I am morally ambiguous, ubiquitously supportive and understanding, but the lack of conflicts probably sets off a red flag that this person is either trying to hard to blend in, or this person has no morals or values, which is dangerous to keep around. I’m currently working on splitting my personality into many sub-personalities so that I may pick the right one, attach some values and morals it should fight for, and dropping that into each scenario as needed. When you can’t argue in any subjective argument, I think it quickly becomes apparent that you’re dead inside and/or trying to attain some form of perfection which cannot exist.