(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings) Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up) Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note) Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow? Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week. Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba... Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh… Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now. Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone) Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor. (screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers) Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments) Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor. [ALL CHATTERING] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squidward: No. Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument? Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs) Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food? Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ) Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes) [PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE] Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight) Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing) Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball) Narrator: Day three. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva} Narrator: Day four. Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right? Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us. Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws! Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS! Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates. Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off. Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us. [ALL ARGUING] Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.) Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open) Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing. Patrick: You're welcome. SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? Evelyn: A firemen. SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you? Larry: Some guy in an ambulance. SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! All: Hooray! SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. (At Bubble Bowl) Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here? Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band? Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died. Squilliam: Then who's that? Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth) Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl) Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town. SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field) Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers) Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish. SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps. Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick. Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing) [SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory. (Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
I am here to watch a man who yells at audio nuggets, drums, cars, and now I am going to watch him yell at video games. I like hearing him yell it seems.
There's something poetic about a game where you need to use indicators and drive like a decent person immediately putting you behind the wheel of a BMW.
I'm currently in driving school. This video taught me everything I needed to know. I didn't know following the road rules was optional, and I also didn't know that blinker direction didn't matter! This taught me so much, can't wait to pass my test!
I think you'd like BeamNG Drive. A driving game with realistic damage and handling. According to their Wikipedia they use a lot of long words I don't understand to make it work. All I can say is I had a lot of fun trying to test the limits of the damage simulation by ramming various vehicles together
@@reheatz not really with how much content it has to offer, not to mention the modding community and all that adds, and most triple A games cost $50+ so i think $20 is a reasonable price
i used to play this game's online multiplayer so much. holy shit i was not expecting anyone (especially wade) to notice this game until now. this brings back memories of people trolling using the ram mechanic on some car i forgot lmao.
So this game is basically just a port of a super old mobile game called "Driving School 3D", legit used to play it when I was in middle school, and now I can drink. I remember there was always a super fun bug where if you drove one of the trucks (idk if this game has semi's), kept it in neutral and just held the throttle down, the RPM's would just keep increasing, exponentially climbing faster and faster until the game broke. But if you shifted into gear right before the game broke you could get your semi to do like 300mph 😂
i also used to play school driving 3d and to this day ovilex still has the most shittest fucking ai drivers ever. THEY CRASH INTO ME AND I GET DEDUCTED POINTS FFS
IDK why I missed the UA-cam version of this channel, I thought it was only Floatplane XD These videos are a treat though, and I love being able to see the stream VODs on the Floatplane as well :D
Honestly, this man could narrate mundane things like washing the dishes or doing the laundry and make it entertaining. "What is this stain on my shirt? Frank? Was that you? My authentic, limited edition Craig shirt! No! It's ruined! (A battery falls from the shirt pocket) Oh, my PKCell."
This is how I imagined those crappy old flash games looking if they were 3D. Same font types and everything. Most of said flash devs literally did go into mobile and console gaming lol.
I watched you do content I didn't care about and I gave you a dollar a month. Now you're doing video games, that I do care about?? YES! You are the funny human. I will be amused. Seriously though, you're great. I love your energy, I'd watch you make fun of a phone book. The content is just a you delivery system. You are the star of the show and I haven't watched a single episode of anything you made that made me go "ehh". You go and be the best version of yourself. You are heckin entertaining. You are taking this whole entire video thing and doing it right. I don't care about cymbals and I love watching you play with them. I don't care about MP3 players and I love watching you play with them. I do care about cars but like what the heck kinda cars are you picking I don't care about them. But I care about you. You are awesome and I just love watching you do what you love. Don't you ever lose your sparkle. The essence of your videos is that you enjoy making them. As long as you have fun making the video, I will have fun watching the video.
I think Wade should just make all his channels back into one and just rename the og channel to "man yells at stuff in a comical way for a quarter of an hour or so"
Wade said this channel was focused on crappy budget games, not high quality stuff like BeamNG. I can definitely recommend some shovelware racing games.
I clicked on this video, having no clue what I was in for the first two seconds. I hear funny Australian man and goofy old Timey music. I don’t know how I have accidentally found the funny iPod man.
remember kids, blinker direction doesn't matter
That’s what my dad taught me, now I’m in the hospital.
@@squiddysquidster802 I read that in dank's "yelling into nugget mics" voice
(Squidward plays his clarinet until doorbell rings)
Doctor Gill Gilliam: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises. (Squidward slams door. shellphone rings, Squidward picks it up)
Squidward: Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the (plays a foul clarinet note)
Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?
Squidward(on right side of split screen): (gasps) Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!
Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now.
Squidward: Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?
Squilliam: It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next week.
Squidward: (stammering) The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba…The ba-ba-ba...
Squilliam: That's right. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.
Squidward: (still stammering) Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…
Squilliam: I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.
Squidward: HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?!
Squilliam: Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. (hangs up phone)
Squidward: I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…haha…band humor.
(screen fades to Bikini Bottomites reading off of band practice flyers)
Sandy: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?
Plankton: Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom.
Mrs. Puff: And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.
Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments.
Larry: Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp. (Squidward looks at his watch while driving a canoe car with instruments)
Squidward: Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.
[ALL CHATTERING]
Squidward: People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
Plankton: Do instruments of torture count?
Squidward: No.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an instrument, either. (Patrick lowers his hand) That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. (laughs)
Mr. Krabs: When do we get the free food?
Squidward: Ok, try to repeat after me. (Squidward plays 6 notes) Brass section, go. (brass section repeats) Good. Now the wind. (wind section repeats) And the drums. (drum players, including SpongeBob, misunderstand what Squidward means, so they blow on their drum sticks, which blow out and stick Squidward to the wall) Too bad that didn't kill me. (Next scene) Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking?
Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Patrick: Kicking?! I want to do some kicking! (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg )
Sandy: Ow! Why, you…! (dust cloud of beatings appears with Sandy jumping at Patrick, which then goes out an open door, which then closes)
[PATRICK YELLS OUTSIDE]
Patrick: Whoever's the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on. (Patrick walks in with his head and torso seperated by a trombone, his head in the horn, then plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats. When he sits down, he plays a loud blare as the trombone slide goes down and opens his mouth, then when the note is over, he looks down with his head straight)
Narrator: Day two. (band walking down a street playing)
Squidward: Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!! (flag twirlers spin fast and fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. Trumpet player plays "Taps", then Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball)
Narrator: Day three.
Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?
Plankton: It's tremendous! Ya wanna see? {runs to his harmonica and plays the first note. Runs along and plays another note. Runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He gets tired and walks slowly to another note. Has trouble playing it. Falls down and spreads saliva}
Narrator: Day four.
Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began… (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?
Plankton: (loudly) CORRECT!!
Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready? { Everybody gets their instuments ready}And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four! (Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.
Harold: (Australian accent) Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!
Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?!
Harold: (Angrily) BIG, MEATY CLAWS!
Mr. Krabs: (Turns his eyes in anger) Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.
Harold: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
SpongeBob: No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.
Nancy: Oh ho, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
[ALL ARGUING]
Squidward: Wait, wait. I know tensions are high. (everyone gets into a fight. Pilar and Larry are yelling at each other. Medley slams a drum on him.) There's a deposit on the equipment, people! (everyone uses their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Harold charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Mrs. Puff slams them with cymbals.) Settle down, please. (Sandy and Frank are fighting. Sandy destroys Frank's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and he runs away. Patrick furiously kicks Sandy, and Sandy glares, turns red and snarls before grabbing a trombone. Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.)
Fred: Hey, class is over! (they all walk to the door making up their fight where Squidward slams them open)
Squidward: Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.
Patrick: You're welcome.
SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
Evelyn: A firemen.
SpongeBob: And Larry, when your heart failed out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
Larry: Some guy in an ambulance.
SpongeBob: Right. So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or a guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.
Harold: Yeah, for the fireman!
All: Hooray!
SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.
(At Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. They're just going to have to find another band to play. I just hope that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! SQUILLIAM!! AH! What are you doing here?
Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. They…died.
Squilliam: Then who's that?
Squidward: AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward.
Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look. (SpongeBob dances while flicking his tongue back and forth)
Squidward: That's his…eager face. (Squilliam laughs. They all go into the Bubble Bowl)
Squidward: Well, I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this town.
SpongeBob: That's the spirit, Squidward. (bowl raises above a football field)
Football Announcer: Ok, football fans. Put your hands together for the Bikini Bottom SuperBand!!!!! (crowd cheers)
Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob: Maybe we're in those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Squidward: (Nervously) Ok, everybody. Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...
(Several band members play trumpets for a short time) (Music: "Sweet Victory") (SpongeBob begins singing)
[SINGING] The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. The only attack were their wings on the wind. Oh, the daydream begins. And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. And the world is ours to follow. Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
(Squilliam is shocked at the band's success and Squidward looks at Squilliam in an evil and smug way causing Squilliam to be scared. Squidward as he makes rock star moves, Squilliam passes out of a heart attack and Squidward waves good bye to him as medical doctors take him away in the distance. Squidward jumps into the air, delighted that he has a great band)
@@Kilo_MilesJesus
@@ThenonFunIt's beautiful
I am here to watch a man who yells at audio nuggets, drums, cars, and now I am going to watch him yell at video games. I like hearing him yell it seems.
It's the Voice.
We all do.
Arnt we all?
him yelling is somehow relaxing
I’d listen to him yell at just about anything
There's something poetic about a game where you need to use indicators and drive like a decent person immediately putting you behind the wheel of a BMW.
"Good blinker usage" is definitely something that gets said to a lot of BMWs cutting wildly across lanes in real life too! Realistic simulator 12/10
as someone who's rode with a BMW driver I can confirm this is 100% accurate
As a BMW driver, You are 300% correct.
Nope, indicators were actually used.
@@KingSvenDeluxeyeah I haven't seen any bmw driver use their blinkers
I remember my 8-year-old self playing a game similar to this on an iPad and screaming at it - thereby serving as my first introduction to road rage.
bro actually me
I'm currently in driving school. This video taught me everything I needed to know. I didn't know following the road rules was optional, and I also didn't know that blinker direction didn't matter! This taught me so much, can't wait to pass my test!
I know that everything I said was messed up, I was joking. Of course you need to follow the rules and use blinkers correctly
Hey I watched this right before my test and made a 100
Just flip on your hazards and plow through the course! Everything's legal if you've got your hazards on
new yorker in the making
Can’t wait to ace my drivers test next week
I think you'd like BeamNG Drive. A driving game with realistic damage and handling. According to their Wikipedia they use a lot of long words I don't understand to make it work.
All I can say is I had a lot of fun trying to test the limits of the damage simulation by ramming various vehicles together
Beamng is the ultimate vehicle sandbox. Love how much you can tune and modify cars.
it is an amazing game and i love it, but it is a little bit expensive
@@reheatz not really with how much content it has to offer, not to mention the modding community and all that adds, and most triple A games cost $50+ so i think $20 is a reasonable price
@@reheatznah, it's cheap for what you get. If you want an expensive sim, look at iRacing or rFactor 2 lol.
@@gk6018 that's fair enough and im sure he would have enough money for beamng and i guess it really does have a lot to offer
You know what we need. A My Summer Car series. Oh my god that would be perfect
PERRRRRRRRRRKELE
DUDE YES
At some point my entire UA-cam subscription list is gonna solely be this beautiful man’s collection of channels. What a legend
i absolutely love the idea of a madman flying across the countryside while screaming “beep beep” cause he forgot he had a horn
6:03 I could actually see wade going through an Aussie suburb in a M5 just yelling “BEEEP BEEEP I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER” in real life
Yay dank gaming has officially landed. I am ecstatic
Behold, the only BMW driver in human history to use turn signals.
Reminds me of my learner days, 10 points for every pedestrian.
Wade screaming at “BEEP BEEP” at the top of his lungs might arguably be funnier than his dankpods content
This man's hilarious no matter what he does
hey
A man of many talents indeed
@@Leishy hey
Thats why he does evrything
@@Luftmysza. hey
After the VR videos, this channel existing is the best news I've had in YEARS
I love how the game rewards you for using blinkers like an idiot while driving a BMW 😂
First audio nugs. Then car nugs. Now video game nugs?! The hardest working mate on the internet!
He has other channels too? What're they called?
@@hollowforest198 DankPods, Garbage Time, and Drum Thing
and dankmus too.@@kaitlyn__L
I think this is the first time I saw a BMW blinker
3:43 thank you for mentioning this. like, i know they’re jokingly called “park anywhere lights”, but hazards don’t *actually* let you park anywhere
Came back to this after a while.
Still as fun as the first time.
This man's hilarious nature is an international treasure worth protecting.
Aussie dad driving their children into school:
Gotta love all the sounds taken from My Summer Car X3
Thanks for teaching me how to drive Wade, I think I’m definitely ready for my test next week. Just gotta remember indicator on and thread the needle
I love this it reminds me of the old days of NerdCubed's Hell! (but aussie) I CANT wait for more after wades break is over!
I have a feeling this new channel is gonna blow up!
My brain lights up when I watch the funny Aussie man yell at things. It spikes when he yell "Dingus" lol
i used to play this game's online multiplayer so much. holy shit i was not expecting anyone (especially wade) to notice this game until now. this brings back memories of people trolling using the ram mechanic on some car i forgot lmao.
As a kid I played this and spent ACTUAL money on it. What a throwback!
So this game is basically just a port of a super old mobile game called "Driving School 3D", legit used to play it when I was in middle school, and now I can drink.
I remember there was always a super fun bug where if you drove one of the trucks (idk if this game has semi's), kept it in neutral and just held the throttle down, the RPM's would just keep increasing, exponentially climbing faster and faster until the game broke. But if you shifted into gear right before the game broke you could get your semi to do like 300mph 😂
hearing a grown man scream BEEP BEEP is genuinely the funniest thing
I've always wanted to see you play games, I love your style of yelling at things, and my dream has finally come true! Thank you for the gaming!
The last free ride becoming Burnout was funny, Wade hit those tricks well.
Good blinker usage!
I remember the mobile version of this game was one of my favorite things when I was a kid
i also used to play school driving 3d and to this day ovilex still has the most shittest fucking ai drivers ever. THEY CRASH INTO ME AND I GET DEDUCTED POINTS FFS
OUTSIDE day driving.
Ah yes, I, too, prefer to drive outside.
If you want an actually good car game with shocking levels of realism, i highly recommend My Summer Car
Hearing dank just scream “BEEP BEEP!” Is not something I expected to hear today
Hearing wade laugh so hard game me a lot of happiness lmao
This is like the third time UA-cam recommends me a new channel, and it's just Dank again.
IDK why I missed the UA-cam version of this channel, I thought it was only Floatplane XD These videos are a treat though, and I love being able to see the stream VODs on the Floatplane as well :D
This man is such a harbinger of chaos i cannot believe it
Wade: drives into multiple walls
Also Wade: "the steering's dying, i don't know why"
ROFL
"I'm just going to leave the indicator on and drive however I like"
Accurate BMW Simulation
Red Audi is my favorite Dank Extended Universe character
used to play this game on the ipad back in like 2014, the cars have a secret health, thats why it slowed down at 8:40 was mad fun back in the day
2:05 pit successful
Examinator steps into the car: have you been practicing?
Dankpods: oh i've been PRACTICING allright!
This is like the good old days of Nerdcubed
Remember: Dankpods likes cameras auto centering and racing games, not slow paced driving games
Honestly, this man could narrate mundane things like washing the dishes or doing the laundry and make it entertaining. "What is this stain on my shirt? Frank? Was that you? My authentic, limited edition Craig shirt! No! It's ruined! (A battery falls from the shirt pocket) Oh, my PKCell."
"wrong blinkers usage? oh thats the issue at the moment" :D loved it
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads..."
*turns blinkers on*
There's a mobile driving school game I used to play as a kid that's very very similar to this one.
This channel is gonna be so much fun. Pls dont give it up
This gives off heavy Nerd3’s Hell vibes
"That's so weird, why does this guy keep getting recommended to me?"
*watches newest DankPods video*
"Maaaaaaaaaaaate!!!"
So glad that this man has a gaming channel now! Can't wait to see what you do with the channel!
What’s his normal channel? I’ve never watched before and want to see what it is.
its an aussie letsgameitout and we need more of this
Dankpods gaming channel, he truly is a renaissance man.
I can die in peace now.
DANKPOD? man i randomly found this channel and didnt think that you goin to be dank pod
The first BMW driver in history to actually use turn signals
aussie man getting away from the cops after ravaging cars out of rage from dropping his vegemite scrolls and farmer's union (circa 2023)
You too can have the experience of driving a beamer, lack of blinkers and quick to cause all of the problems.
This is how I imagined those crappy old flash games looking if they were 3D. Same font types and everything. Most of said flash devs literally did go into mobile and console gaming lol.
I watched you do content I didn't care about and I gave you a dollar a month. Now you're doing video games, that I do care about?? YES! You are the funny human. I will be amused.
Seriously though, you're great. I love your energy, I'd watch you make fun of a phone book. The content is just a you delivery system. You are the star of the show and I haven't watched a single episode of anything you made that made me go "ehh".
You go and be the best version of yourself. You are heckin entertaining. You are taking this whole entire video thing and doing it right. I don't care about cymbals and I love watching you play with them. I don't care about MP3 players and I love watching you play with them. I do care about cars but like what the heck kinda cars are you picking I don't care about them. But I care about you. You are awesome and I just love watching you do what you love. Don't you ever lose your sparkle.
The essence of your videos is that you enjoy making them. As long as you have fun making the video, I will have fun watching the video.
YES!!! LETS GO!!! I always knew you were going to do a gaming channel, your the best!!!
actually it would be kinda epic to see Dank Guy is playing something like NFS Shift 2 with a racing wheel
Literally didn't even know this was Wade until I clicked the vid. A positive surprise.
I think Wade should just make all his channels back into one and just rename the og channel to "man yells at stuff in a comical way for a quarter of an hour or so"
This man is the only person I see using there blinkers driving a bmw
Nah I have no idea how his gaming channel isn’t more popular, he’s funny as shit
This has some huge Tom Walker doing City Car Driving vibes.
Wade said this channel was focused on crappy budget games, not high quality stuff like BeamNG. I can definitely recommend some shovelware racing games.
1:13 nice front wheel drive M3
I like how every bit of scenery is stronger than the car
Enjoy the vacation my man 🙏🏼🤘🏼
I can recognize this Ovilex signature design.
Ovilex made bus simulator 3D for iOS and Android in 2013, looks like nothing evolved ever since
This guy seems cool. Wonder if we could ever see a collab with other Aussie channels like that Dankpods guy or James Channel
I like how UA-cam just recommended me this channel, and then i was like heyyyyyy I recognize that voice 😂
This got recommended to me so boy what a surprise it was to hear that familiar voice lmao
I clicked on this video, having no clue what I was in for the first two seconds. I hear funny Australian man and goofy old Timey music. I don’t know how I have accidentally found the funny iPod man.
I love how I didn't have to search for this channel it just appeared in recommended
Only man on earth to use the blinkers in a BMW.
This scratches the same itch as the Nerdcubed Hell videos of days gone by. Definitely looking forward to more!
This games feels like monster truck madness from like 20 years ago
This is better than most triple-a (aka AAA) games
Pk-cell > EA
I’m so happy this channel exists.
R.I.P Driving School simulator 2014-2023
i like how i was looking for a helpful driving school sim video and this is the first video in the search 😭
Man this guy should start a channel about nuggets and headphones or something.
Least dangerous BMW owner on the streets (he uses blinkers):
This reminds me of NerdCubed back in the day!
Didn’t know this channel existed until now, this man just spawns them in
This game was a lot of my childhood, they would release every year the same game with a different date on the title, I now am sad
I had this exact game on my iPad as a kid
Red Audi Revenge Simulator is something I could get into.
As a German I can say, BMWs just drive Like That ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is exactly as amazing as I anticipated.