Clerks II - Every Kevin Smith View Askewniverse Movie Reviewed & Ranked

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2024

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  • @RevCabbott
    @RevCabbott 4 роки тому +39

    I think this film speaks to a lot of people that AREN'T the Kinda Funny crew. This movie is about what happens to most people. Not everyone busts their ass to make their dreams come true. Some people never find that dream. The world is chalk full of Randals and Dantes. This is the future some people have, especially in small towns. Randal and Dante are two townies, and this is the reality for that group of people who DON'T accomplish great things. Who work behind a clerk counter for 60 years until they die. And yeah, it's not grandiose or inspiring, but it's not unrealistic either.
    In the jail scene, Randal lays it out: He's happy being a townie loser. He finds fulfillment in his minor existence, and that's the crux of this movie.
    You don't have to be someone who accomplished some big amazing dream. Look at one other people they meet: Picklefucker is this millionaire who clearly only came to Moobys to mess with Randal and Dante. But it shows that despite all his wealth, he's never gotten over or found closure in regards to his past.
    At the end, Randal and Dante have "leveled up" by now owning the businesses they ran for most their lives. Dante has a person who gets him, a child on the way, and Randal gets to watch movies and mess with assholes every day.
    Some people dont wanna shoot for the moon, some just wanna get a few feet off the ground.

    • @minichimiz
      @minichimiz 4 роки тому +6

      Dude you said it perfectly. Good job!

  • @joezacc235
    @joezacc235 4 роки тому +43

    Nick was a bit harsh on this review. A lot of people work as clerks in their 30. Shot out to all the people who do this. We appreciate you.

    • @Woozie87
      @Woozie87 4 роки тому +15

      yeah to say being a clerk or working in produce or fast food means your a loser is very negative thinking. people shouldnt be held to other peoples standards

    • @deontecoleman7047
      @deontecoleman7047 4 роки тому

      @@Woozie87 true but I have always thought of it as a "My first job" kinda thing, u know something u do in your teens to save up and go to Hogwarts or some shit later in life, However SPONGEBOB WAS BORN TO B A FRY COOK SO.......

    • @TheGistwithJosh
      @TheGistwithJosh 4 роки тому

      I feel like you could easily set yourself up better in life with just a little effort. Compared to making minimum wage and working 40hrs a week stocking and doing customer service in a fluorescently lit warehouse

    • @marklindsey6175
      @marklindsey6175 4 роки тому +2

      It's all perspective. If you love where you work, you love where you work. If you don't, change it.

    • @TheGistwithJosh
      @TheGistwithJosh 4 роки тому

      Mark Lindsey I’ve worked in many of these places, misery is a common sentiment but they seemingly cannot will themselves to leave. Probably due to fear.

  • @andyandhisfriends101
    @andyandhisfriends101 4 роки тому +12

    I never understand the hate for this film. I mean it's not as good as dogma and maybe chasing Amy, I think it has some of my favorite V.A scenes or moments and the fact that a scene in this movie basically happened to me in real life which always makes me laugh, like out for the hour and a half there is a solid 45 minutes of stuff I love. I know it went from being a little over the top reality to crazy over the top but I still have a lot of fun if you just think of it as a dumb comedy. Like BASEketball

  • @MoonDoggie82
    @MoonDoggie82 4 роки тому +7

    I've always felt that the whole point was the "power of friendship" and how the only time they are ever happy was when they are working together but that they hate working for people. When they worked at the Quick Stop they were always left to their own devices but when they have to work for a place with oversight they realize how much they hate it and when the opportunity arises they buy the Quick Stop and their going to run it there way.

  • @michaeltrujillo8154
    @michaeltrujillo8154 4 роки тому +21

    Nick sounds like a pompous elitist, saying a 30 year old flipping burgers is a loser. Where I grew up any job that supports ur fam and had a steady paycheck was considered a good job. My bad nick, we all can't be an unknown stand up with a 5 head, that can only get mic time by forcing 10 of his friends to buy tickets to the club.

    • @PezQ84
      @PezQ84 4 роки тому +1

      "You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad." - Let's be real, flipping burgers at 30 yo is pretty lame ....unless you own the restaurant, then it's awesome.

    • @impotenceaura
      @impotenceaura 4 роки тому +12

      @@PezQ84 Work that pays is never something to put people down for. That makes you a shitty human.

    • @michaeltrujillo8154
      @michaeltrujillo8154 4 роки тому +8

      @@PezQ84 my homies dad delivered pizza in his 40s so his son can go to med school, to be first in his family to be a doctor. Lame I don't think so, he was hard working hero in my eyes, don't be a Nick and look down on man doing real work to live the dream for him fam.

  • @gregswitala
    @gregswitala 4 роки тому +2

    I missed this channel. Was gone for a while, it's good to be back.

  • @lobolink2772
    @lobolink2772 4 роки тому +10

    Yo, Extra Life is gonna be wild this year..

  • @MumonguGaming
    @MumonguGaming 4 роки тому +14

    Gets Cannes and Edinburgh wrong.....lol
    It's Can and Edin Bruh, Tim

  • @deontecoleman7047
    @deontecoleman7047 4 роки тому +6

    I'm sorry guys I must b a P.O.S.....I WILL ALWAYS LAUGH AT THIS MOVIE.

  • @TheSasuke73
    @TheSasuke73 4 роки тому +3

    We had our own In Review after it - you mean a discussion??

  • @Arkken
    @Arkken 4 роки тому +2

    I feel like the Almost Funny crew are kinda out of touch with the normal. Also like I feel like they framed Randall all wrong. Especially the Anne Frank thing was about the disabled guy saying that people NEEDs to appreciate being able to walk cause he can't. Being Randall who hates being told what to do obviously is going to troll the guy. Instead they're just saying Randall is being an asshole and is worst than in Clerks.

  • @jamiedutton7257
    @jamiedutton7257 4 роки тому +2

    echo chamber podcast this should be called

  • @reidmcilwain4658
    @reidmcilwain4658 4 роки тому +6

    You guys are WRONG! This is probably THE funniest movie Kevin Smith has ever made. Don't let your political mindset get in the way of this very well made comedy. Stop looking at this as a drama and more as the continuation of Dante, Randal, Jay, and Silent Bob's escapades.

  • @FadingDaylightPro
    @FadingDaylightPro 4 роки тому +3

    Not even going to talk about the best joke that came back a few times, confusing Ann Frank and Helen Keller. I assume if they talked about the jokes that worked, they couldn't have painted it in such a bad light tho.

  • @LowSkillPlays
    @LowSkillPlays 4 роки тому +16

    I'm not gonna lie, some of Nick's comments about people working as clerks or at a burger place were a little off-putting.

    • @avoidcaptcha1228
      @avoidcaptcha1228 4 роки тому +3

      Just came and posted the same.... Kinda ruined the rest of it for me

    • @impotenceaura
      @impotenceaura 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I'm 33 and I'm a manager at a grocery store, not in america though. It's not glamourous work but in my country manual labour is not looked down on like it seems to be in the LA bubble.

    • @bobbyb3000
      @bobbyb3000 4 роки тому

      shoot remember all the times he'd talk about how he'd roast retail workers on GOG

    • @michaeltrujillo8154
      @michaeltrujillo8154 4 роки тому +1

      Word Nick is way off base, his voice mocking ppl working jobs he sees as inferior is prob the same voice that complains about homeless ppl and those "gangbangers" what a male Karen.

    • @TheGistwithJosh
      @TheGistwithJosh 4 роки тому +1

      Lol kinda figured the sjw’s would go for Nick first, how about get a life and leave the guy alone

  • @dementedavenger2784
    @dementedavenger2784 4 роки тому +6

    I feel like Kevin is the only one that really got the point here.

  • @tomscott9230
    @tomscott9230 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks guys. I needed it.

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 3 роки тому +1

    Little bit jarring how Kinda Funny looks down on people who have normal jobs.
    "You're a cashier in your 30s, eww" is a pretty bad take, a little elitist.

  • @tannersgarden
    @tannersgarden 4 роки тому

    thank you guys so much for doing these movies for in review! I’ve enjoyed it so much, can’t wait to hear Greg talk about J&SB Reboot next week (:

  • @MikeXiL
    @MikeXiL 4 роки тому +2

    Been waiting for this one!

  • @neojd
    @neojd 3 роки тому

    You guys were pretty harsh on this one. But I agree on the placement.
    1. Chasing Amy
    2. Clerks
    3. Dogma
    4. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
    5. Clerks II
    6. Mallrats

  • @goodash215
    @goodash215 4 роки тому +1

    Wasn't the point of this movie to be the reward for Jason Mewes for cleaning up and staying sober? It's been a long time since I heard that, so most likely wrong.

  • @boots8562
    @boots8562 4 роки тому +1

    1:22:20 I'm looking at the Kinky Kelly behind Nick's shoulder.

  • @sspence619
    @sspence619 4 роки тому

    I hate when they were talking about randalls racist scene because as a black person, I laughed so fucking hard at that part and I feel wierd now that they hate it. Especially when the husband tells his wife" but baby, you can't TASTE racism" 🤣🤣. And then they just keep going its so shocking but so funny. Idk man lol

  • @mlschultzBsOK
    @mlschultzBsOK 4 роки тому +3

    Man... ya'll really missed the point of the racial slur scene with Wanda Sykes. His insanity is the point. You're all acting like you've never had a friend you love, who you know has nothing but love and good intentions in their heart say some completely nutty shit. Of course he's wrong, of course that's not appropriate.... and no one else in the movie EVER condones it, and in fact they quite loudly and directly oppose it. He's not trying to hurt anyone, he's just a fucking idiot who doesn't understand what he's doing. It's absurdity. That's the joke. That's why it's funny... because you can be friends with someone for 20 years and then find out one day, for completely random reasons, that they hold some completely ridiculous belief based on how they were raised. It doesn't make him a monster, the proper response isn't to shun him forever... he was lied to as a child and has been corrected about those lies 1 time... 30 seconds ago.... and you're all acting like they should have put his head on a pike in front of the store. That's as ridiculous as his campaign to "take it back".

  • @corywicks8588
    @corywicks8588 4 роки тому +3

    The musical number is straight What the f?!

    • @deontecoleman7047
      @deontecoleman7047 4 роки тому

      Love this movie 2 death but I think the song choice was weird for a stoner comedy...

  • @sutekidane94
    @sutekidane94 4 роки тому +1

    Is nick just on his laptop/computer for a good portion of this? He doesn’t look like he’s even really paying attention while Greg is doing the plot.

  • @geneburnsed6958
    @geneburnsed6958 4 роки тому +2

    Can we ever get a Tarantino In review?

  • @RGX89
    @RGX89 4 роки тому

    Wow did not expect them to shit on Clerks 2. This one is higher on my list

  • @RetroKidReviews
    @RetroKidReviews 3 роки тому

    Is there any chance that Kevin smith’s masters of the universe revelation count as a in review for every Kevin smith in review

  • @shamnarayan9582
    @shamnarayan9582 4 роки тому +1

    Nick is getting prematurely old man, he remembers everything wrong.

  • @southern_cinephile3412
    @southern_cinephile3412 2 роки тому

    You’re wrong about who has the heart attack

  • @austinwhitley2325
    @austinwhitley2325 4 роки тому

    Does anyone know how to rent Clerks 2? I can't find it anywhere! Only to buy, which I don't want to do.

  • @Woozie87
    @Woozie87 4 роки тому +11

    if Clerks 2 isn't number one than idk what yall are smoking, Snootchies Bootchies?

  • @vegetacarrasquillo8271
    @vegetacarrasquillo8271 4 роки тому

    My favorite clerks movie

  • @southface8838
    @southface8838 4 роки тому +1

    You forget that the guy looks like Frodo !!in the lotr convo

  • @Bermmc
    @Bermmc 4 роки тому

    The sad thing is, if a human did create a machine that made ground beef it would be dressed up as a cow and that meat would for sure be coming out of its ass.

  • @greenday051391
    @greenday051391 4 роки тому +1

    Horror knowledge time for the guys! - C.H.U.D. is not a Troma movie and it stands for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers!

  • @kawikaaukai
    @kawikaaukai 4 роки тому

    What a Craig Robinson tangent! I loved it

  • @CheefChaos
    @CheefChaos 4 роки тому

    40:30 & 43:30
    Ya'll don't know enough 40+ year old women lol.
    They be wild

  • @craigcort9844
    @craigcort9844 4 роки тому

    Did Tim just mispronounce the capital of Scotland then almost 5 minutes in? 😂 Sorry Tim ✌🏻

  • @TopCheeseBarDown
    @TopCheeseBarDown 4 роки тому

    I also thought the movie was shot terribly. It looked like an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

  • @geneburnsed6958
    @geneburnsed6958 4 роки тому +2

    Need this laugh

  • @sutekidane94
    @sutekidane94 4 роки тому +2

    Suggestion for next ‘In Review’ series. Watch the Happy Madison movies. Adam Sandler movies could be their own universe

  • @southface8838
    @southface8838 4 роки тому +2

    You didn't mention pillow pants :(

  • @KalebKoho
    @KalebKoho 4 роки тому

    1. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
    2. Dogma
    3. Clerks II
    4. Chasing Amy
    5. Clerks
    6. Mallrats

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 3 роки тому

    A whole thing about how to pronounce Cannes, then immediately butcher Edinburgh and no discussion at all

  • @Mr.LooseLeaf
    @Mr.LooseLeaf 6 місяців тому

    Clerks 3

  • @KalebKoho
    @KalebKoho 4 роки тому

    1:11:30

  • @southface8838
    @southface8838 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao I thought that was my phone... and for the record I have brown hair but my beard is actually red lmao so it can be his natural hair..... and did anyone else look up egg popsiclesticks and get just easter stuff? What kind of browser do u have:plmao

  • @larrote6467
    @larrote6467 3 роки тому

    everybody I met thought the slur stuff was funny, it's just that you people in the US have such a unhealthy relationship with these subjects that it makes you uncomfortable, it also kind of shows your innate drive towards segregaation

  • @YKM
    @YKM 4 роки тому

    I think I’m in the minority in that I think Dante is hilarious ( on purpose or not). The way he reads lines.. and his characters expressions.. I laugh more than I probably should 😅. Sure he’s kinda awful, but even from first movie if you don’t think Randall was always the worst person in the clerk movies... I think you need to look again.

  • @bradycloutman5291
    @bradycloutman5291 4 роки тому

    With all The Craig Robinson talk makes me think about how you should've added Zack and Mary Make a Porno to This IN REVIEW its my Favorite Kevin Smith Film and Actually you will realize next week That Kevin Smith Does Consider it Part of The Askewniverse with Justin Longs Character from Zack and Mary making An appearance in Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (he Is The Same Character Kevin said it Himself)

    • @deontecoleman7047
      @deontecoleman7047 4 роки тому

      I've been posting this Brandon St. RANDY IS IN REBOOT!!

  • @GeneFJacket
    @GeneFJacket 4 роки тому +3

    Clerks 2 *should* have been about the realization of being stuck in arrested development, overcoming it, and growing up. Instead, it presents itself as being about that, but none of the characters grow or change. Dante and Randall are exactly the same people at the end of Clerks 2 as they are at the beginning of Clerks 1, ultimately leaving the viewer with the thought that it's ok never grow, and to be the same shitty 20-something when you're damn near 40.

    • @impotenceaura
      @impotenceaura 4 роки тому +1

      People don't change.

    • @AloisWeimar
      @AloisWeimar 4 роки тому +1

      yeah a shitty 20 something who is actually a 40 yr old sounds like most youtube comment sections.

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 4 роки тому +1

    Who are all the negative people in the comments? Kinda funny people? Or Kevin Smith fans?

    • @FadingDaylightPro
      @FadingDaylightPro 4 роки тому +2

      Wait the negative people are here and not in the video? Weird assessment lol

  • @lokithor99
    @lokithor99 4 роки тому

    Not doing Jersey Girl?

    • @envynav3520
      @envynav3520 4 роки тому

      That isn’t in the View Askewniverse. They are only doing the mainline movies, so we won’t see them review the True North movies either (even though they are kind of in the View Askewniverse)

  • @TopCheeseBarDown
    @TopCheeseBarDown 4 роки тому +7

    If this isn't at the bottom of your list, I don't know what you're smoking. Watched both Clerks movies last year for the first time and the first one holds up decently, but wow Clerks II is some of the most low brow terrible humor I've ever seen.

    • @kindafunny
      @kindafunny  4 роки тому +2

      I needed your vote out there, but I'm glad we agree. - Greg

    • @sneedo
      @sneedo 4 роки тому +2

      Man, I really enjoy this movie. I haven't seen the whole review yet.

  • @chefryan2099
    @chefryan2099 4 роки тому

    Lol Nick said in one sentence Rosario Dawson was too good and would have been better if there was a worse actor and then essentially the next sentence said someone else wasn’t a good enough actor. Nick wants mediocrity nothing more nothing less lmao!

  • @Woozie87
    @Woozie87 4 роки тому

    kevin smiths characters have always been bad moral characters besides whats her name from dogma lol Christs last family member or whatevr

  • @SilverDust90
    @SilverDust90 4 роки тому +1

    I hate Greg when he covers the story. He rushes every damn time. Also he left out a few parts.

  • @jasonc2341
    @jasonc2341 4 роки тому

    I agree with Tim none of these movies have been good...i did enjoy Red State though.

    • @deontecoleman7047
      @deontecoleman7047 4 роки тому

      Honestly THATS His best movie. But This is best comedy I think

  • @Northern_Nobody
    @Northern_Nobody 4 роки тому +2

    One of the most poorly aged movies I've seen