Most of the Badass Lines from 300 were Actual Spartan Quotes

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  • @jonathanblair5920
    @jonathanblair5920 4 роки тому +1826

    Warner Bros: If you use our property, we will take your money.
    Karl: "IF"

    • @ArchAngelWC
      @ArchAngelWC 4 роки тому +33

      how does this not have more upvotes... :P

    • @williambraswell2485
      @williambraswell2485 4 роки тому +13

      Shots fired

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 роки тому +6

      @@Hat-Trick and? what's your point? I thought it was funny. i don't really think too far beyond that.

    • @womedrah1415
      @womedrah1415 4 роки тому +2

      @@Hat-Trick neither are you

    • @womedrah1415
      @womedrah1415 4 роки тому

      @Godly Giraffe UWU it means sir Gawain isn't as cool as he seems

  • @srtgrayfrance
    @srtgrayfrance 5 років тому +1471

    The joke's on Warner Brothers, because I didn't watch the original, but I DID watch this one :)

  • @staedriennetentickles94
    @staedriennetentickles94 5 років тому +2308

    Time to watch this again purely because WB doesn't make any money from me doing so.

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 5 років тому +25

      good call. im gonna play it again just for spite... lol muhahahaha

    • @twelvefootnine
      @twelvefootnine 5 років тому +16

      I'm on board with this plan.

    • @Ebonybootysmackerfromjotunheim
      @Ebonybootysmackerfromjotunheim 5 років тому +7

      Staedrienne Tentickles imma watch it again because this is the greatest channel on UA-cam and I wanna make up for whatever money Disney jacked from my man

    • @brytonwallis2550
      @brytonwallis2550 5 років тому +2

      Why does Werner Bro's have copy right to crap movie's? Why's UA-cam always gotta demonitize?
      OHHH.

    • @istaze_137
      @istaze_137 4 роки тому +1

      Did this go to plan? Or did Gerrard Butler turn on the human race as well..?

  • @comradebucket1207
    @comradebucket1207 5 років тому +179

    My favorite badass quote in history-
    In 1912, Kaiser Wilhelm II visited Switzerland as a guest of the Swiss Government. The Swiss army had a standing army of only 500,000, but they were all skilled marksman.
    Kaiser Wilhelm asked the Swiss king what they would do if Germany invaded with an army of 1 million men. The kings response?
    “Shoot twice and go home.”

    • @jodiepalmer2404
      @jodiepalmer2404 4 роки тому +10

      Now that explains why Switzerland was neutral in WW2. The Nazi's couldn't win.

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 2 роки тому +8

      @@jodiepalmer2404 also mountainous terrain is fucked it's the reason the Nazis couldn't hold the Caucauses oil fields because even if you get past the mountains you can't supply your troops other then by air which isn't effecient enough

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 Рік тому

      @@jodiepalmer2404 why waste resources trying to control a mountain that realistically gives you no advantage in the big picture or short term?
      (Also if you surround them on all sides who are they going to trade with? You anyway)

    • @dwatts64
      @dwatts64 11 місяців тому +2

      No joke. I have a Swiss K43 rifle, and it is hands down my favorite rifle from my WW2 collection. The Swiss make AMAZING rifles that are absolute TACK DRIVERS. The best trigger I've ever felt on a military rifle, a straight pull bolt, a removable box magazine, and it's all milled, not stamped sheet metal. The build quality on that rifle is as good as many legitimate marksmanship rifles I've used. And it's a standard issue battle rifle with big controls easily manipulated in gloves for cold weather. They are incredible rifles, and a standing military of 500k would be devastating at 3-500 yards and a clear line of sight, which would be rather easy to get in the Swiss Alps. My rifle still has the name and address under the butt plate for who the last person was that it was issued to. Since everyone had to serve, everyone takes a rifle home, and that's how they denote who is supposed to be holding that rifle.

  • @Matt-jg7ut
    @Matt-jg7ut 5 років тому +2144

    Plot twist. Sparta sues Warner Bros for using their actual quotes.

    • @frankfedison5203
      @frankfedison5203 5 років тому +57

      Mmmmm......phalanx vs briefcases.....I'm bringing popcorn...

    • @jakecannanite4558
      @jakecannanite4558 4 роки тому +41

      Greece could use the money they'd get from it

    • @insertcringynamehere
      @insertcringynamehere 4 роки тому +5

      Silent Gamer2015 Spartans didn’t use bows and arrows, they thought they were cowardly weapons.

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 4 роки тому +4

      @@insertcringynamehere Well clearly that came from mercenary Cretan Archers which are also Greek.

    • @insertcringynamehere
      @insertcringynamehere 4 роки тому +1

      Stanley Leonard Darmali Yeh, instead of using bows they just hired mercenaries.

  • @ghostlink2027
    @ghostlink2027 5 років тому +1435

    You guys should've just remade the clips yourselves and slipped them in where the 300 clips were. I'd have done it in the worst possible quality.

    • @samphilp897
      @samphilp897 5 років тому +84

      Complete deadpan reading of the cliff notes

    • @mayhemsrhythm
      @mayhemsrhythm 5 років тому +15

      Brilliant!

    • @mrtokigan
      @mrtokigan 5 років тому +39

      Or with terribly made finger puppets.

    • @passgo8507
      @passgo8507 5 років тому +44

      "D'yknow wut? This is SPARTA, MATE!"

    • @sleepingstate1978
      @sleepingstate1978 4 роки тому +3

      This is sprata

  • @conorheduvan
    @conorheduvan 5 років тому +913

    You know they’re serious when a video is uploaded on Saturday.

  • @juliankirby9880
    @juliankirby9880 5 років тому +255

    "You might beat my ass, but you are going to the hospital too." my dad, a retired police officer on many occasions at work.

    • @jaybeeonyt
      @jaybeeonyt 4 роки тому +1

      @@Treaxvour 🤣

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 4 роки тому +2

      @@Treaxvour no such thing as a fair fight... always bring a bigger weapon

    • @TheRockhead9
      @TheRockhead9 3 роки тому +2

      My dad, also a retired officer, apparently told people “You might get a steak, but I’m going to get a mean sandwich.”

    • @nathanialmunro2396
      @nathanialmunro2396 3 роки тому +1

      You better kill me

    • @dragonborn3762
      @dragonborn3762 3 роки тому +1

      “You might kick my ass, but you’ll feel me tomorrow”

  • @jefflebowski3484
    @jefflebowski3484 5 років тому +1268

    Karl what you want to do is make an original song by big wangers inc. and use that as the outro, then claim the money on your own video. If any company then claims your video you still keep hlaf the ad revenue

    • @drownmeinthestars9545
      @drownmeinthestars9545 5 років тому +31

      That is the best idea ever!

    • @ZachHixsonTutorials
      @ZachHixsonTutorials 5 років тому +54

      That would be great if it worked that way, but I'm not sure it does. Unless they changed it since (which they probably have), I remember Jim Sterling discovering "Copyright Deadlock," as he called it, which meant because he used claimable content from multiple different companies, when they all tried to claim his video no ads ended up being put on any of them because all the companies were fighting over it.
      If it has changed though, than this idea is genius, however instead of just making the end song they actually already made 97% of the video so that should count for something.

    • @scottdparrott
      @scottdparrott 5 років тому +46

      @@ZachHixsonTutorials they can make it the background song so it is 100% of the vid

    • @idkwhattoputhere4695
      @idkwhattoputhere4695 5 років тому

      YES

    • @corgano6068
      @corgano6068 5 років тому +36

      @@ZachHixsonTutorials This here. The system entirely disables monetization and they haven't changed it yet. It still prevents warner brothers from getting any money from it, so it's a nice middle finger to send back when they do something stupid.

  • @OttoStrawanzinger
    @OttoStrawanzinger 5 років тому +98

    It‘s worth pointing out that the term „laconic“ comes from the general region where Sparta is located - Laconia. It‘s a rhetoric device literally named after where the Spartans came from, that‘s how unique it was in ancient times.

  • @ashnanadesan
    @ashnanadesan 5 років тому +400

    The one dislike is Warner Brothers

  • @condotiero860
    @condotiero860 4 роки тому +158

    Spartan are the original OG.
    pleb question: where does Sparta's border end?
    Spartan raises spear: at the tip.
    What mad lads, 2000 years later still at the cutting edge of humor. What a savage.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera Рік тому +1

      To be fair, he's right. Your borders are what you're willing and able to defend, and Sparta in particular is too practical-minded to care what the maps say.

  • @A1509MDIX
    @A1509MDIX 4 роки тому +79

    No mention of the Spartan soldier who painted a fly into his shield?
    You know.. The one who when asked why responded with "when I slam this into my enemy's face, it will look the size of a lion"

  • @gearfordragnavar1361
    @gearfordragnavar1361 5 років тому +112

    You got the spartan quote a little wrong, but it is a good one. Philip sent a message to the Spartans saying “If I invade Lakonia you will be destroyed, never to rise again.” The Spartans replied with one word, “If.”

  • @ianbarkham5080
    @ianbarkham5080 5 років тому +142

    When Warner Brothers tried to Sue Groucho Marx He countersued over the use of "Brothers" as it was an infringement on the Marx Brothers' Copyright.

  • @TegukiSix
    @TegukiSix 4 роки тому +38

    I heard a different response to the shortsword comment: "It's long enough to reach a man's heart."
    Because he's a spartan. He doesn't need any additional blade beyond that.

  • @saturnesque1902
    @saturnesque1902 5 років тому +187

    amazing gerard butler facts @
    5:35
    6:23
    8:02
    8:22
    11:26

  • @Theroha
    @Theroha 3 роки тому +24

    One of my favorite Spartan stories is about a delegation from a neighboring state seeking aid during a famine. After the delegation finished making their appeal to the Spartan king, he said that it was so long he forgot the first half and slept through the second half. They came back the next day with a sack and said, "The bag needs flour." Before giving aid, the king gave one final jab saying, "You didn't need to say 'the bag'."

  • @snowykaze
    @snowykaze 5 років тому +467

    Karl proceeds to scream at Warner Bros drunkenly.

    • @tediousone2804
      @tediousone2804 5 років тому +5

      As if one would reply otherwise. Best option drunken laconic response.

  • @TheStuffEnjoyer
    @TheStuffEnjoyer 5 років тому +57

    Random Spartan Soldier: Oh look a ghost! If I kill it I can claim to have killed something twice! XD *_(Proceeds to chase the ghost and attempt to spear it to "death"... again)_*

    • @generalgarchomp333
      @generalgarchomp333 3 роки тому +2

      Best part with that is that for the spartan to chase the ghost, the ghost would have to be running from the spartan, afraid it will die again.

  • @zozolinakrejzolina
    @zozolinakrejzolina 5 років тому +221

    UA-cam fix your damn copyrights system!!!!!!!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +11

      They don't have any say in the copyright law. The issue is their automated claim system, which favours basically anyone that makes claims. Even though they might be unjust or with malintent. You're going to find a lot of cases where fraudulent claims were made to make money. After the resolve of the issue, it saw the damaged party to never get any compensation for the mistake of UA-cam.

    • @zozolinakrejzolina
      @zozolinakrejzolina 5 років тому +8

      @@theblackbaron4119 I know that much, it's the automated system I think we all have problem with. TheFatRat musician, his music got claimed, HIS MUSIC that he made HIMSELF. Also we have the whole PewDiePie being striked because he said "Twitch Thots". The system being automated is just not a good idea.

    • @corgano6068
      @corgano6068 5 років тому +3

      The problem is the copyright law itself. There is realistically no way youtube could EVER fully scan every video for copyright violations, so the DMCA gives them a "get out of trouble free" card as long as they follow the rules. Those rules unfortunately require them to automatically take action.
      When a company posts DMCA or copyright claims, youtube takes whatever action is requested and BAM! off the hook - it's between the company and the uploader now.
      If youtube looked at the DMCA\Copyright claims and actually reviewed them, they IMMEDIATELY become responsible for whatever the uploader posted, and might be on the hook for ALL other videos from then on.
      It's the LAW ITSELF that makes it this way. It's all or nothing - either you comply to the letter and be exempt form what your uploaders are doing, or you take action for EVERYTHING which at youtube's volume of content isn't possible. If you want this to change, call your MP / government representative.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +2

      @@zozolinakrejzolina At a certain size of daily uploads, going up on UA-cam's servers it is impossible to manually review videos. Only when they being fought over/ copyright claims being disputed. While the video is being claimed the party that claimed it earns the revenue. Which was used quite a loot as a quick scam. That has been repeatedly been an issue. I'm not certain that they actually changed something to prevent abuse of this system.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому

      @@Merrsharr I never said that it's in the copyright law. That's just how UA-cam handles it.

  • @Flynn_Stones
    @Flynn_Stones 4 роки тому +66

    WB: “If once I enter into your video, I will claim ye all, never to profit again.”
    Karl: "IF"

  • @SomeA-1
    @SomeA-1 5 років тому +405

    I clicked this video thinking
    I recognize the title and thumbnail

    • @SomeA-1
      @SomeA-1 5 років тому +1

      Almost 350 likes wowo
      And with 1 reply
      My own

    • @akenzokuinthewild6396
      @akenzokuinthewild6396 5 років тому +1

      Here have your 2 response

  • @monarch_9634
    @monarch_9634 5 років тому +157

    They claimed 100% of future proceedings and only 5% of the video was their property.
    Fair use is but a distant memory because UA-cam has no backbone.

    • @adrianroed2178
      @adrianroed2178 4 роки тому +3

      Has nothing to do with fair use, they could have taken wb to court and it would most likely be deemed fair use, but it's very expensive to do so and not really worth it.

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 3 роки тому +5

      Correction UA-cam does have a back bone but it’s only for criticism and nothing else

  • @Tombs117
    @Tombs117 5 років тому +143

    It would be awesome if you would make a video of more Spartan quotes.

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 5 років тому +10

      My favourite was when Sparta was at war with Athens, Athens sent a note saying 'if we defeat you we will burn your city to the ground and destroy your culture'.
      Sparta's response was simply the word 'If'

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 5 років тому +1

      @@LeglessWonder thanks for the correction had that totally wrong

  • @alistairlastname4642
    @alistairlastname4642 5 років тому +6

    the best hardcore one liner I heard while at the army legion with my dad. A pair of old guys, Korea veterens, where pretty far into their cups getting a little angry at eachother over something. The one of the two of them just suddenly announced to the entire legion bar "Does anyone want to see this man pick up his teeth with broken fingers?" All while making unbreaking eye contact. Needless to say the other guy just walked off

  • @Karnork
    @Karnork 5 років тому +95

    Warner Bros could do with some Spartans dumping some laconic phrases on them

  • @SnowmanJoe66
    @SnowmanJoe66 4 роки тому +2

    I'd sit and listen to you guys go through Spartan quotes for 3 hours. That's what I love about this channels videos. The jokes. The information. The side tangents. All of it

  • @pokesam735
    @pokesam735 5 років тому +52

    Thanks for the Gerald Butler facts, you can never have too many

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 років тому

      I would say that about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Terminator movies.

  • @tommyteapot13
    @tommyteapot13 5 років тому +22

    There is a story of a young Spartan painting a life size fly on his shield. His fellow soldiers said he was a coward for painting something so small as his enemies would be able to tell who it is. He replied
    "It will be the size of a lion when I bore down on my enemies"

  • @bmsvg7356
    @bmsvg7356 5 років тому +112

    I say Big Wangers should file a lawsuit against Warner Bros. That sounds like a sound idea.

    • @bmsvg7356
      @bmsvg7356 5 років тому +3

      Silent Gamer2015 SALT!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @noahreeves4507
      @noahreeves4507 4 роки тому

      @@AzguardMike you got fat from 6 burritos, you fucking lightweight

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 4 роки тому

      @@noahreeves4507 I don't have context but wouldn't them being fat make them a heavyweight? Perhaps a "heavy lightweight?"

  • @KageNoTora74
    @KageNoTora74 4 роки тому +5

    When the Persian emmisary was speaking to Leonidas, he noticed the deep pit in the ground and asked what was in it. Leonidas replied, "go down there and find out," then kicked him over the edge into the pit. "THIS IS SPARTA" was contrived for the movie.

  • @abrexaes
    @abrexaes 5 років тому +80

    Could we have a part 2 of these quotes?

  • @kingpepper5014
    @kingpepper5014 5 років тому +53

    So, basically, the Spartans were the lords of sarcasm?
    Sound like my kanda people

    • @davidjones272
      @davidjones272 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but also massive racists and eugenecists

    • @rosewaterlily2886
      @rosewaterlily2886 4 роки тому +5

      @@joevenespineli6389 It was a different time 😅

    • @giin97
      @giin97 4 роки тому +3

      @@davidjones272 so they were regular people of the time. Got it.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera Рік тому

      @@giin97 Even for the standards of the time, they were especially bad. It was actually illegal to NOT beat your slaves, and due to stuff like that they often had to suddenly withdraw aid because their soldiers were needed to put down yet another slave rebellion.

  • @RotaAbyssian
    @RotaAbyssian 5 років тому +142

    I do not feel this was petty at all, rather rightful indignation. It's ten kinds of bullshit that this sort of thing is STILL a thing, especially when this is by any reasonable definition, an educational channel.

  • @agent78quest17
    @agent78quest17 5 років тому +6

    I got so Excited when I saw the thumbnail and title because I thought this was a part 2 and the first one was one of my favourite videos on the channel so I was kind of sad to see it was a re-upload but it's better than nothing :/

  • @Mordengaard
    @Mordengaard 5 років тому +370

    I think you just solved copyright. Why not make it percentage based?

    • @pipbates2586
      @pipbates2586 5 років тому +13

      People would make a 10min video with copywriter content then have like 4 hours of a blank screen

    • @mikelazer5661
      @mikelazer5661 5 років тому +16

      @@pipbates2586 well then do a percent ratio on what people watched in the video and where they stopped

    • @jonispatented
      @jonispatented 5 років тому +19

      Pip Bates you could argue that the blank screen is not original content and then make the percentage to be calculated from the copyrighted content compared to the original content.

    • @somerandompersonintheinternet
      @somerandompersonintheinternet 4 роки тому +10

      @@pipbates2586 You mean shady people would do that. Because honest, respectable channels certainly wouldn't.

  • @dantethewanderer4989
    @dantethewanderer4989 5 років тому

    "I'll change your fucking life" is the biggest power move/word that I have never been more glad to experience. It's astounding how much power that one short phrase exudes, I wonder what it's like to see it used firsthand.

  • @jrodom2411
    @jrodom2411 5 років тому +36

    Do what Jim Sterling does and make a copyright deadlock. F'ing UA-cam needs to fix its copyright system.

  • @finnculver3635
    @finnculver3635 5 років тому +22

    WB: *Claims video*
    Karl: lmao nice try *reuploads with best boy Gerard clips*
    WB: RUN JEAN

  • @cody7888
    @cody7888 5 років тому +11

    This was one of my favorite videos to watch so this re-upload is a gift.

  • @Ilikeavocados123
    @Ilikeavocados123 4 роки тому +12

    Guy: ur blade is so short!
    Spartan: long enough to reach ur heart
    ( i believe the real quote went along those lines )

    • @gantzllat
      @gantzllat 4 роки тому +5

      I believe it was "long enough to reach you heart, short enough to see your eyes"

  • @ANonymous-gr9fk
    @ANonymous-gr9fk 5 років тому +5

    Karl, you are legend! This was already my favorite channel, but you’ve actually caused me to respect you even more. I also know that respect from a stranger on the internet is exactly what you want, so I’m sure that means the world to you. Keep up the great work!

  • @Vindico0711
    @Vindico0711 5 років тому +1

    I Love your channel Karl. Greetings from a 16 year-old kid in Chicago! I love how you stuck it to 'em. I also love the authenticity of your channel, and your dedication to making this happen without throwing away that authenticity. I am serious. This channel really quenches my thirst for knowledge in a way that I look forward to it. You also understand the magnitude of the facts that you tell us and that's not something I see in school very often, Even in my AP classes that people CHOOSE to take. I can't tell you how immensely grateful I am for your channel. You seem like a very wise young man. And let's not forget about Brad because he edits and puts in the funny clips and gives the channel it's taste/style that makes the channel what it is. Which is one of the reasons why it's great that you didn't take that deal from Studio71 because Brad does a great job. Both of you, Brad and Karl, thanks. A toast to you from Chicago.

  • @dizzykriket
    @dizzykriket 5 років тому +8

    "i could find something in the room for you to play with" lol

  • @ryanwitt9611
    @ryanwitt9611 4 роки тому

    I want to say thank you for this channel. It has inspired me to go back to schools, and get my masters in history. I found my lost love of history, and my drive to go into education. I now have so many ideas to use to teach in class. It has reconstituted my drive to research the past for things to teach throughout the past.

  • @keltoronm2994
    @keltoronm2994 5 років тому +40

    If you ask me a company should not be able to be demonetized unless the video content is like 30 to 50% clips from that company

    • @Rab1dGAMER
      @Rab1dGAMER 5 років тому +2

      Chris V while i kind of agree I'll have to disagree as well, otherwise movie review channels will die out in a matter of minutes as they tend to use a lot of movie footage

    • @iconic762
      @iconic762 5 років тому +2

      Rab1dGAMER if a video that uses very few several second clips in reference gets demonized it doesn’t make much sense that the review ones wouldn’t

    • @Rab1dGAMER
      @Rab1dGAMER 5 років тому +1

      @@iconic762 They have to manually request a review

    • @keltoronm2994
      @keltoronm2994 5 років тому

      @Rab1dGAMER even then it doesn't make sense if a person were to use fewer clips in their video more often than not they would fly under the radar because of the manual review also I bet a bunch of those movie review channels are sponsored in some way by the company

  • @erickzamudio1130
    @erickzamudio1130 5 років тому

    The best part about your channel is even out of the irrelevant that topic is you being new life and meaning to it you actually enjoy what is being made on the content and precise length

  • @quantum3472
    @quantum3472 5 років тому +7

    I'm really happy your channel is growing, you deserve it so much!

  • @tylermarshall1078
    @tylermarshall1078 3 роки тому

    The look on his face at the very end of the video is priceless to slowly look at the camera after he says "I can find something for you to play with"

  • @jobinhigashikata3752
    @jobinhigashikata3752 5 років тому +11

    I'm still waiting for a 20 minute long video filled with Spartan quotes

  • @bunnywitch5849
    @bunnywitch5849 5 років тому +1

    THANK YOU!!!! i was going to show this to my world history professor and he said i get my time tomorrow.

  • @zobralolz
    @zobralolz 5 років тому +4

    Man this was the first video I saw of you guys

  • @wesleybutcher3389
    @wesleybutcher3389 Рік тому

    Love it, keep up the good work. Your dedication to saying screw you to large companies warms my heart

  • @Motoboy507
    @Motoboy507 5 років тому +46

    Can't wait for the copyright strike for using the poster from 300

  • @jacobmoody5788
    @jacobmoody5788 5 років тому +1

    Watched the whole video AGAIN lmao, you guys deserve every penny

  • @harryhayes2298
    @harryhayes2298 5 років тому +47

    Should have replaced the clips with Thomas the Tank Engine

    • @et4751
      @et4751 4 роки тому +1

      Ringo voicing Spatan quips... SPARTAN WOMAN GET IT RIGHT ... Sorry Gerard

  • @jacktrussler20
    @jacktrussler20 4 роки тому +1

    I'm genuinely proud of the pettiness you've displayed and the Ebay link Is hilarious hahaha

  • @briangriffin219
    @briangriffin219 5 років тому +11

    Extra Brad and Smallwood yes please!

  • @jimmyd142
    @jimmyd142 5 років тому +1

    "I could find something in the room for you to play with" is probably the funniest thing I've heard all day. Karl's reaction was even better.

  • @halfhearted4050
    @halfhearted4050 5 років тому +14

    The only bad thing about this is that I can't experience it for the first time again. Shame.

  • @PikuYost
    @PikuYost 3 роки тому +1

    "....caused his testicals to be..." is perhaps the greatest jump-cut-line ever. _THIS_ is why i'm here....

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 5 років тому +16

    Warner Bros < Big Wangers Inc

  • @dearls921
    @dearls921 5 років тому

    I love that in the original video you pointed out you couldn’t do more examples because of time and then had to reupload an even longer version.

  • @johnathanbrandt4183
    @johnathanbrandt4183 5 років тому +4

    Best laconic statement I have heard.
    Traveling sales man came up to our farm house one day when I was a boy. My father politely told him he was not interested and told him good day repeatedly but the guy would not take the hint. Followed him in to his garage where he had all the parts for a V8 that he was building custom arranged on a towel on his work bench. Traveling sales man dumps his stuff right on top of it. Meanwhile his doberman Lady ( formerly a junkyard dog) had been slowly creeping up on the guy. When he plopped his junk on top of my dad's V8 Lady reacted to my father aggravation and stuffed her nose up the guys ass and let out a deep snarl. The conversation ended as follows. Sales man" dose that dog bite?" My father "stick around, we will find out"

  • @Glacier_Prince
    @Glacier_Prince 5 років тому

    Glad this got reuploaded, so I can hear those one liners again.
    And learn about Butler.

  • @andrewcarvalho2596
    @andrewcarvalho2596 5 років тому +5

    To Warner Bros "WHY DO YOU CLAIM VIDEOS, THAT, WHICH SHALL NOT RECEIVE MONEY."

  • @charlieandrews2151
    @charlieandrews2151 3 роки тому

    Less than 5 minutes into this clip and I subscribed because that opening was hysterical!!! Nice one lads!

  • @corylusbluefox9482
    @corylusbluefox9482 5 років тому +7

    Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and said you can't use photos from the film either.

  • @robertharris6092
    @robertharris6092 5 років тому

    Thie is a perfect example of why i love this channel.

  • @gantzllat
    @gantzllat 4 роки тому +1

    One of my personal favorites spartan quotes is this: A spartan soldier, upon seeing he had painted a real size fly on his shield was asked "why the fly? are you scared to be noticed?" to which he replied "for you it is just a fly, for my enemy it will be a giant"

  • @SophiaLuiseMunoz
    @SophiaLuiseMunoz 5 років тому +5

    Yeet! Karl and Brad throwing there middle fingers at Warner brothers. That's so dumb that Warner brothers don't understand fair use laws but whatever.
    Great vid!

  • @thornerobinson5245
    @thornerobinson5245 5 років тому

    I literally was searching for this video all day Friday to send to a friend.
    Thought i was going crazy and imagined the video for a second!
    I just want you guys to know i love your channel and it brightens up my day!
    Thank you for being you!

  • @kingof20v
    @kingof20v 4 роки тому +4

    A really good bad ass quote from WW2 I read about was after some americans were surrounded by germans, a soldier ran up to his officer telling "we're surrounded". The american officer replied "The fools"

  • @jumperwithpride
    @jumperwithpride 5 років тому

    Would love to see more quotes from Spartans. Favorite part of the video is the quotes you are going through at the end.

  • @kingofbeingfirstonthatchap3513
    @kingofbeingfirstonthatchap3513 5 років тому +13

    You can pirate it, cause Warner Bros.

  • @joshuakusuma5953
    @joshuakusuma5953 5 років тому +1

    This is such a genius way of saying "fuck your copyright" and I love it.

  • @immikeurnot
    @immikeurnot 4 роки тому +5

    My favorite is "if."

  • @FroggyNight
    @FroggyNight 5 років тому

    This was just brilliant! Good on you for sticking it to the man.

  • @owenburt1606
    @owenburt1606 5 років тому +3

    All of the dislikes are from Warner Brothers

  • @Eruaphadian
    @Eruaphadian 5 років тому

    You should do a video on more Spartan Laconic phrases. They are the most amazing things I've ever heard.

  • @Xkhaosxzeus
    @Xkhaosxzeus 4 роки тому +4

    Philip of Macedon also happens to be the father of Alexander the Great

  • @conallkingshott4597
    @conallkingshott4597 5 років тому +4

    "The professional facade is up"
    -Karl, holding a beer

  • @Riggy1991
    @Riggy1991 4 роки тому +3

    one of my favourite quotes, despite being fake, was from Assassin's Creed Odyssey in the opening part of the game
    Persian: Persia's armies are countless! you are surrounded!
    Leonidas: we are Spartan! when are we not surrounded?

  • @lasrber
    @lasrber 5 років тому +2

    My only regret is you did not in fact take this opportunity to give an extra 20 minutes of Spartans one-liners. Now onward to tell everyone I know to watch this, because it's amazing

  • @insanehellboy6212
    @insanehellboy6212 5 років тому +6

    *THIS IS FACT FIEND*

  • @keifferwhite7774
    @keifferwhite7774 5 років тому

    Man i got excited cause i thought this was gonna be a video of him going over more awesome spartan quotes.

  • @psycadeliic
    @psycadeliic 5 років тому +5

    The real question is where did you get that shirt? Also maybe Warner Bros is vampire?

  • @BEARDEDAXEMODELS
    @BEARDEDAXEMODELS 3 роки тому

    Your "used" eBay moment was AMAZING... LOVE IT

  • @sabertheglaceon256
    @sabertheglaceon256 4 роки тому +9

    my Favorite line from history the Chasseurs Ardennais in WW2 when the German Commander asked they where are the of your man and the answer was We Were All, they were only 40 Man vs the Wehrmacht in the Ardennes during the invasion of Belgium. Erwin Rommel said : "They are not men, they are green wolves".

  • @justinparker5649
    @justinparker5649 5 років тому +1

    This is my favorite episode I think I've watched it like 12 times

  • @bulletbourne327
    @bulletbourne327 5 років тому +3

    You should have acted out the scenes using that white mask as a helmet

  • @Mickey-wh4di
    @Mickey-wh4di 5 років тому

    Karl, for things like this classy solution dealing with copyright I love you. Your videos are great and I would watch every reuploaded video for the Gerald Butler facts alone

  • @Supataco115
    @Supataco115 5 років тому +3

    Cute gimmick but this is my first time seeing this vid and I really wish you would have just reenacted the quotes or simply put them in plain text on screen.

  • @BrogDawg02
    @BrogDawg02 4 роки тому +1

    Context aside, this was pure gold.

  • @TheREALMuad-dib
    @TheREALMuad-dib 4 роки тому

    Please do another long video talking about the spartans, we love it

  • @Dolly.956.
    @Dolly.956. 3 роки тому

    I like that this video started out in a good mood now its redone out of pettiness

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 4 роки тому

    I sometimes made comebacks in the past.
    Sometimes, and each time theye worked all people stood in an awe.
    Feels good, especially when you are that one who Doesnt talk much with people.

  • @Spy721
    @Spy721 5 років тому

    This is my most watched fact fiend video. Glad that you're getting paid for your efforts now.

  • @TevadoTime
    @TevadoTime Рік тому

    So much better. Love the music during the Buttler facts😂.