Giotto of Florence Didn't Give a Crap (Vorrei Ma Non Posto)

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  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 5 років тому +1648

    This video is the best thing since sliced paper.

    • @stephaniesummer2663
      @stephaniesummer2663 5 років тому +49

      Kids these days are spoiled with sliced paper. Back in my day you had to slice paper by hand.

    • @Janiyahdes
      @Janiyahdes 5 років тому +2

      PrimalTheEmperor (primal9000) 😂😂😂

    • @hanniffydinn6019
      @hanniffydinn6019 5 років тому +2

      No sliced bread....

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +3

      @@fduranthesee I never asked for this -Adam West

    • @kyles-xp7fd
      @kyles-xp7fd 5 років тому +2

      @@hanniffydinn6019 you clearly didnt watch then 😂

  • @brettandersen7963
    @brettandersen7963 5 років тому +695

    "You can never leave furries behind." It's because they will always tail you.

  • @anttibjorklund1869
    @anttibjorklund1869 5 років тому +295

    The actor Eddie Redmayne did his Master's Thesis on that Blue Painting. The thing is, Redmayne is colourblind.

    • @SuperSpecialk13
      @SuperSpecialk13 5 років тому +60

      A colourblind guy with red in his name wrote a thesis on a blue painting?

    • @andreafalchi839
      @andreafalchi839 5 років тому +7

      @@Highbrowser yes could be like me that I see some blues as pourples and yellows as greens

    • @jayjohns1391
      @jayjohns1391 4 роки тому +4

      @@andreafalchi839 could you describe pourple? I've never seen or heard of that particular shade. Is it anything like purple?

    • @andreafalchi839
      @andreafalchi839 4 роки тому +4

      @@jayjohns1391 it's where blue and red meet

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 роки тому +2

      @@jayjohns1391
      Its your profile picture colour.... wait

  • @beavbgfff4231
    @beavbgfff4231 5 років тому +162

    I cannot believe people only watch the facts, i literally just watch this for the stuff in between

  • @mycazglinski2302
    @mycazglinski2302 5 років тому +62

    There was a foreign exchange student in my 10th grade art class that could replicate anything the saw with photorealistic accuracy. It was incredible watching her draw.

  • @Son0fman69
    @Son0fman69 5 років тому +375

    Giotto: draws perfect circle
    Messenger: weird flex but ok

  • @yannickdellaert1616
    @yannickdellaert1616 5 років тому +257

    There better be booze in that cup. This (fake) sober Karl persona is getting too real.

  • @greenwolf1601
    @greenwolf1601 5 років тому +136

    In Italy we use this story to say that someone is very skilled in art
    "ha disegnato un cerchio perfetto, chi diavolo è, Giotto?" that translated is
    "he drew a perfect circle, who the hell he is, Giotto?"

    • @greenwolf1601
      @greenwolf1601 5 років тому +3

      @@martijnvanweele6204 I think they still use it in Tuscany , but not in my region

    • @filippob.3644
      @filippob.3644 5 років тому

      martijn van weele we don’t use it anymore

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 5 років тому

      @@Ch4pp13 doesn't sound too different from here.

  • @kimchikidbear
    @kimchikidbear 5 років тому +110

    A friend of mine is a painter and she painted a shark in the bathroom for a client’s kids and it’s so real that they were afraid to take a bath/shower for a few weeks

  • @daveboz1984
    @daveboz1984 5 років тому +324

    Karl never ever hurry up. Your banter is real and fun and the reason your 1 of my highest rated channels. Thanks for all the effort you put in your research and general knowledge is truly interesting.

  • @KaelanSwan
    @KaelanSwan 5 років тому +140

    Pretty funny to me, as a colour blind fello, that Bluest blue is clearly purple.

    • @ay2257
      @ay2257 5 років тому +11

      Maybe your purple is our blue

    • @dm1490
      @dm1490 5 років тому +5

      Andrew Younger R/woosh

    • @EnLaMatrix1
      @EnLaMatrix1 5 років тому +9

      Is it the purplest purple though?

    • @heyimmashark9030
      @heyimmashark9030 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not colorblind, and I think it’s more purple than blue🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @mariuscarausu9352
      @mariuscarausu9352 4 роки тому +2

      @@heyimmashark9030 You probably are,there are many different degrees of colour blindness.There are tests online you can check out

  • @Lezzoboy98
    @Lezzoboy98 5 років тому +156

    Here in Italy there is a "type" of song called "tormentone" that only comes on during the summer. They are supposed to be catchy and not much else, their only special feature is that they get spammed constantly on every type of media for the whole summer. That's the reason you kept hearing it everywhere.

    • @SK-kh8xq
      @SK-kh8xq 5 років тому +18

      Kront I like how it is called torment one,reminds me of the Spanish word ‘atormentado ’, which means something is really annoying you.
      This also reminds me that in Spain there will always be songs that were created specifically with the summer vibe in mind, that are only popular during the summer and are very irritating.
      Maybe shared Spanish-Italian cultural heritage?

    • @Lezzoboy98
      @Lezzoboy98 5 років тому +19

      @@SK-kh8xq Tormentone literally means big torment. The songs songs in Italy also have a summer vibe, maybe its a shared phenomenon with coastal regions.

    • @remcovanvliet3018
      @remcovanvliet3018 5 років тому +1

      @@natanoj16 boten Anna?

    • @Lezzoboy98
      @Lezzoboy98 5 років тому +3

      @@t.a.hargrove1212 Vorrei ma non posto and italiana are recent examples

    • @orionwilder7786
      @orionwilder7786 5 років тому +6

      In Canada we have those too, we just call them "Greatest Hits and All time Favourites"

  • @vegetarianzombie82
    @vegetarianzombie82 5 років тому +53

    Never stop going on tangents. Those are the best parts of your videos.

  • @bushyowie6679
    @bushyowie6679 5 років тому +34

    Giotto: *Draws a freehand perfect circle*
    Pope: Weird flex, but ok

  • @omegagear2075
    @omegagear2075 4 роки тому +7

    I never realized how impressive drawing a perfect circle free hand was until I accidentally drew one in middle school and my teacher flipped out and started showing it off but I have never been able to do it again because every time since I was actually trying

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 5 років тому +22

    9:28-9:30 That is considered the Father of all italian literature...
    Thank you

  • @marpfel
    @marpfel 4 роки тому +9

    I'd like to imagine that the messenger just wasn't impressed because he could also draw perfect circles and just assumed that everybody else could do it as well. And his skills went completely unnoticed. :D

  • @Jack-jw4lm
    @Jack-jw4lm 5 років тому +42

    You’re not the only one who believed photocopiers sliced blocks of paper, you are not alone Karl.

    • @aggese
      @aggese 5 років тому +2

      To be fair paper is sliced from larger pieces and/or roles of paper just not sliced horizontally

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 5 років тому +6

      @@aggese You clever dog you. Have a sheet of cake.

    • @aggese
      @aggese 5 років тому +1

      @@cliftut en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheet_cake ? :-)

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 5 років тому +1

      @@aggese It's not thin enough! IT DOESN'T COOOOOOOOOUNT!!! *carried off by photocopier technicians in white*

    • @aggese
      @aggese 5 років тому

      @@cliftut :-D

  • @mrluigi1337
    @mrluigi1337 5 років тому +50

    Why isn’t the color of the Fact Fiend T-shirt green screen green?

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 5 років тому +8

      MrLuigi133 because Brad might murder him lol

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux 4 роки тому +2

      He wears green T shirts occasionly.

  • @loopseeker
    @loopseeker 5 років тому +8

    im just sitting here dying at the idea of people from deviant art time traveling to the proto-renaissance. thats hysterical

  • @Ryulin18
    @Ryulin18 5 років тому +8

    Shadow: teleports behind manger
    "Nothing personal, Jesus"

  • @declanthompson441
    @declanthompson441 5 років тому +1

    My favourite Italy memory is learning about the time the Roman republic lost its entire army in a battle with carthage and instead of making peace simply sent a message saying "see you next year"

  • @samuelscrivano4664
    @samuelscrivano4664 4 роки тому +1

    In italy they teach this piece of information about Giotto pre-Renaissance times, it is almost common knowledge: I had a teacher so obsessed about it, that every time he was near to a blackboard he tried to do the same achievement by hand

  • @baddragonite
    @baddragonite 5 років тому +15

    Christian Sonic Fan art is a thing and its pretty funny

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 5 років тому +9

    Smallwood: "I know what a piece of paper is called these days."
    Me: Yeah, its called a sheet of paper.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 5 років тому +11

    12:25 Brad, you went to the wrong cities.
    You can't go to a city were 99% of who's there is from abroad, and expect to hear Italian pop music

  • @benjaminberson9251
    @benjaminberson9251 5 років тому +1

    My Dad told me this story once when I was little. Thank you for sharing this story it's a real gem.

  • @rrdlr2
    @rrdlr2 4 роки тому +1

    I love Karl's accent, it's almost half the reason I watch Fact Fiend, the other half is the humor, i love all the things he finds funny and the jokes he makes with whoever is filming that day.

    • @rrdlr2
      @rrdlr2 4 роки тому

      Like the whole Sonic and Tails thing is freaking priceless.

  • @brina5064
    @brina5064 4 роки тому +1

    As an art student the most impressive bit of Giotto's fly painting is the fact that art references back then were archaic if not useless. Cats looked like what failed attempts at taxidermied wild cats look like today. This absolute mad lad not only copied a fly enough to fool his master but when you take in account all the time he invested studying or even looking at a simple house fly (which is hard because well- they're constantly flying everywhere) and the fact that he managed that with no photo reference-
    Props, all of the props to my dude Giotto.

    • @kaykaybaybay202
      @kaykaybaybay202 4 роки тому

      Ooooooor Ghiberti and Vasari are liars. We’ll never know though.

  • @czarpeppers6250
    @czarpeppers6250 5 років тому +3

    I think the best comeback for those people that say "I could have done that!" to some modern art is...
    "But you didn't."

  • @logandeschaine8988
    @logandeschaine8988 5 років тому

    The whole reason I absolutely love your videos is your hilarious tangents, and sometimes don't even watch the shorter ones. Just ignore the people who say get to the point, they don't understand the brilliance of your shows. Keep it up mates!

  • @lunarstain7545
    @lunarstain7545 5 років тому

    Brad & Karl, you guys make my day. Your upload dates coincide with my work out days, and you always upload just before I hit the ski machine. When you dropped that comeback line, I nearly fell off the fucker laughing. You guys sincerely make my day better. Thank you so much for what you do :)

  • @angstbringer2992
    @angstbringer2992 4 роки тому +2

    If my art history teacher in high school had included those kind of stories about the painters and sculptors I would probably be able to at least tell them apart. Instead all I remember is how stain glass windows weren't just pretty, they were also useful since common people were illiterate.

  • @alexandervoltain2907
    @alexandervoltain2907 5 років тому +1

    I stepped on a damn tack while watching this. Hurt like hell. Love your videos btw

  • @solillman2350
    @solillman2350 5 років тому +6

    That's blue screen blue. Damn.

  • @purplesam2609
    @purplesam2609 5 років тому +3

    I've been on deviantart.
    Yes it is like that
    This is one of the best episodes

  • @captainsnurch6677
    @captainsnurch6677 5 років тому +10

    Imagine if Diogenes had been alive for bum fights

  • @Deztitute
    @Deztitute 5 років тому +4

    Time traveling Deviantartists founded Egyptian civilization.

  • @hawoaliahmed6996
    @hawoaliahmed6996 5 років тому +1

    These kind of song are the kind of thing that bane our existence during summer

  • @codyc73
    @codyc73 5 років тому +1

    as a kid my parents bought us to a ton of art museums one of them had a the most realistic painting of riverbed rocks ive ever seen and kid me needed to touch it to make sure it wasnt really rocks when no one was looking

  • @BK93752
    @BK93752 5 років тому

    I loved learning about Giotto in Renaissance Art histroy class in college. His Arena Chapel Pieces are just amazing.

  • @outcast170
    @outcast170 5 років тому

    Great as always... But that mug really kicks ass. Excellent choice.

  • @myvisual94
    @myvisual94 5 років тому +2

    Jesus Christus that fucking song will hunt my dreams, È stato un incubo😂
    Grande Karl, continua così!!

  • @pixelpixel7686
    @pixelpixel7686 4 роки тому +1

    I actually got the see that bluest blue in person and tbh it makes a huge difference! It was actually really quite impressive in some strange way

  • @charlesparr1611
    @charlesparr1611 2 роки тому

    This is one of your very best videos, you should do more of these.... I love your take on comics and pop cultcha, but when you get into the more 'highbrow' stuff you are simultaneously respectful and completely unafraid to speak your mind. It's refreshing, and most of all its the very best kind of funny, the kind that comes with a fragment of knowledge the listener will keep forever.
    I have an informal list of things that I think justify the very existence of youtube. Lets face it, this place can be a cesspool, but it has redeeming features. And with you added to that list with this video, you just became the fourteenth one, joining among others two car mechanics, a Warhammer Lore guy, a Video game and media scholar, a naval historian, an afghani jeweler who almost certainly has no idea there is video of him working metal on youtube, and an english fellow who rants about mostly military stuff while verbally cosplaying as a lecherous gay anthropomorphic swine from Scotland.
    Well, I don't think the Scotland part is cosplay.
    It's an idiosyncratic list, guys, but it IS bloody hard to get on, I guess you will just have to take my word for it that you should be proud.

  • @YoloSwaggerFTW
    @YoloSwaggerFTW 5 років тому +1

    Watching your Videos stoned is really great 👌
    Greatings from Germany

  • @mrgoldfish7452
    @mrgoldfish7452 5 років тому +12

    You pronounced Giotto right besides the unavoidable anglicisation of the o.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 5 років тому +1

      2nd time he spelled it was the only time he spelled it 100%right
      Also thank god he just said dante, because that was tbe worst spelling of Alighieri that I've ever heard.

  • @ghidorahs1fan209
    @ghidorahs1fan209 4 роки тому +1

    As a artist practising free hand circles and straight lines is something a lot of us do all the time to keep our skills up.

  • @zapwitz3931
    @zapwitz3931 5 років тому +1

    I laughed so hard at the deviantart bit that I ended up upside down on my couch. Bravo gentlemen.

  • @bradgill8201
    @bradgill8201 5 років тому +1

    I learnt to draw a perfect circle freehand during my trade. Just anchor your ring finger on the paper with the pencil on at the radius you want and then turn the paper... it’s a good way to get a drink in a bar bet ;)

  • @cisco8725
    @cisco8725 4 роки тому

    EYYYY VORREI MA NON POSTO IS AMAZING. Finaly some recognition for italian music. Thanks Karl

  • @brandonfrost7137
    @brandonfrost7137 5 років тому

    I love this channel soo much , especially the tangents

  • @XdankXtreezX
    @XdankXtreezX 5 років тому +2

    I'm Italian and I will say that you pronounced it good enough. We all mostly drunk and slurring anyways.

  • @shiroehirigami6477
    @shiroehirigami6477 5 років тому +6

    as far as im concerned hes half bird, pidgiotto xD

  • @chohawk1
    @chohawk1 4 роки тому

    Everytime these videos end, I feel like we the viewers missed a few more extra minutes of fun tangents you guys go on :(
    Would love to see a compilation of cuts that never made it into your videos!

  • @101wormwood
    @101wormwood 5 років тому

    Instructor makes perfect circle on chalk board. It’s on UA-cam. Uses entire arm to swing like a compass, so it’s big. Only time I’ve ever seen it.

  • @danmarie6907
    @danmarie6907 5 років тому

    Just learned about him in my art history class, you are actually pronouncing it right. 👍good job

  • @snowpython
    @snowpython 5 років тому

    I can't wait for the behind the scenes on this one!

  • @susanforeman8168
    @susanforeman8168 4 роки тому

    I can draw a circle free hand, as well as do free-handed geometric designs, and even perfect lines. You’re right, it is a Rain Man type situation, because I’m autistic, but I don’t see numbers or anything. I’m a savant, but my savantism isn’t expressed that way. Its expression is more apparent in things like my aforementioned ability to draw circles, lines, and other designs freehanded, and my ability to recognize and create patterns.

  • @JoshuaAnderson91
    @JoshuaAnderson91 5 років тому

    So when I started getting in touch with my Italian roots I immersed myself in all the Italian music I could handle. J-Ax was definitely up there. As was Fedez, Maneskin, Rovazzi, etc. Get to youtubing those artists, man. They're worth it.

  • @jadsobhie
    @jadsobhie 5 років тому +2

    "You can never leave the furries behind, they always come in"
    Looks like Karl has been through some shit

  • @valkyr8
    @valkyr8 5 років тому

    Nice. I also recommend Brunelleschi if you want to explore another Renaissance artist who had a hard time finding hose that could hold his balls.

  • @tamaratravani
    @tamaratravani 5 років тому

    As an Italian living in the UK I appreciate this video in so many ways hahaha

  • @whattodo9801
    @whattodo9801 5 років тому

    I guess it's been a while since I was in Italy.. Well it was... The song we heard everywhere (from Rome to Milano, we were in a few cities) was the Chihuahua song...

  • @MacBamboocha
    @MacBamboocha 5 років тому

    J-Ax is everywhere, even on the Fact Fiends videos! 😆
    Greetings from Italy!

  • @elslfdsoiudhd5384
    @elslfdsoiudhd5384 3 роки тому

    Imagine a burn so good that somebody wrote it down and we're still talking about it to this day.

  • @aliceorton513
    @aliceorton513 5 років тому

    I thought I’d made up that J-Ax guy from a fever dream cos when I was in Italy the we watched mtv a lot and this song called Maria Salvador always came on and it’s by him thank you for reminding me

  • @SoranovaArt
    @SoranovaArt 5 років тому

    As someone who studies art that is basically a clear sign of mastery. If you can free hand a perfect circle it also shows control.

  • @akikleist
    @akikleist 5 років тому

    Karl, thank you for the song. Love it

  • @pastfutureart
    @pastfutureart 5 років тому

    New subscriber and finder of your channel... and loving it so far! Thanks for the great content, especially on the more historical. Since you did Giotto, you should do more on the classical artists (*cough* Pontormo or Cellini *cough*). Thanks again for a great series.

  • @cunijoeme
    @cunijoeme 5 років тому +1

    loving the cup and the tattoo

  • @nerdyandawesome
    @nerdyandawesome 5 років тому +1

    His tattoo is finally coloured in :) lookes great, but did anyone else notice part of it being green-screened?

  • @ArtemisMoon12
    @ArtemisMoon12 4 роки тому

    As an artist, if I saw him doing the circle, I’d lose my fucking mind. If I’d submitted my damn masterpiece I would have thrown it out myself. Its a weird thing to be an artist bc I find so many better artists than myself, so why try? But they challenge you by their mere existence to be better. I’ve been up Giotto’s Bell Tower and its fucking great. Damn good job my dude.

  • @salelias8321
    @salelias8321 4 роки тому

    I laughed my knob off on this one mate, cheers

  • @glitch2023
    @glitch2023 5 років тому

    Time to flex my awesome art history degree and dangle it gloriously. If I remember correctly, he once made a painting of the Pope I believe and put it in a window so people every time they passed him by they would basically have to salute him. It’s a story one of my professors told us when we were talking about him.
    On a side note I almost died on limoncello, just by hearing the word makes me feel like I’ll throw up all over my shit.

  • @Zander2212
    @Zander2212 5 років тому

    the part at the end reminds me of my trip to Ireland. Everywhere we went, we kept hearing Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran. Kinda became similar to Vorrei Ma Non Posto, except we could understand the lyrics.

  • @em_rip
    @em_rip 4 роки тому

    As an artist myself I couldn’t imagine drawing a perfect circle. If I ever met an artist who could draw a circle free handed I’d give that person so much respect. People have no idea how much control and skill you have to have to draw a circle perfectly.

    • @emperorfrez3036
      @emperorfrez3036 4 роки тому

      Emily M. I would bow down in awe and respect

  • @lloydcoe9680
    @lloydcoe9680 5 років тому

    That blue is blueming amazing you have bluen my mind

  • @0akes
    @0akes 5 років тому +2

    This was an amazing episode
    This might even beat the antelope

  • @earthwormjim9739
    @earthwormjim9739 5 років тому

    Aaaaaahhh yer tattoos are fk’in with the green screen! I love it!

  • @SpazzOnPC
    @SpazzOnPC 5 років тому

    i stopped writing my university application (due tomorrow) to watch this, good job

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 5 років тому +5

    Psst, Italian tipp here, GI is pronounced like your J
    This way, if you'll talk about the florencian painter who didn't give a crap, you can annoy them with your language knoledge

  • @pixelghostclyde8717
    @pixelghostclyde8717 5 років тому

    *legend, J-Ax is just one dude... And he's been hitting the charts for twenty years now.
    And I feel sorry for Brad, who apparently came to Italy during a period where foreign songs were trending, and thus missed out on our tremendously trashy pop music!

  • @Whyistruth
    @Whyistruth 5 років тому

    I love the green in his tattoo because the whole in his arm👌

  • @AV3RAGEtv
    @AV3RAGEtv 5 років тому +1

    Tombstone caption
    Karl Smallwood - Never left a furry behind

  • @NyxNovaStar
    @NyxNovaStar 5 років тому

    Yes, we are everywhere. Even behind you right now.

  • @pablocidade5780
    @pablocidade5780 5 років тому

    I had an art teacher that not only drew perfect circles but he would ask us to tell him a coin value (in our country we have several coins) , and then he proceed to draw it in one second, and you could put the coin inside the circle and it would fit perfectly. He also painted amazing stuff with just a mouse, going pixel by pixel.

  • @centocerez
    @centocerez 5 років тому

    Actually is quite common when you go in vacation in another country!!! Years ago I went to Amsterdam and it was exactly the same with Amerika by Rammstein, it was everywhere

  • @kamikazechickenx4245
    @kamikazechickenx4245 5 років тому +21

    I SWEAR IWATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO

  • @hvseul
    @hvseul 5 років тому

    I started working in an ice cream story this year and I also was bombarded by J-AX’ Italiana. That and Loredana Bertè Non Ti Dico No. I’m quite sure she is a queen though. 67 and still going strong

  • @andreafalchi839
    @andreafalchi839 5 років тому +4

    I'm italian, I'm proud

  • @parkersimonds9373
    @parkersimonds9373 5 років тому

    I can't fucking wait for the uncut version of this

  • @Pompo5
    @Pompo5 5 років тому

    Amazing episode!

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 5 років тому

    I saw a Robin Williams show were one of the characters that wasn’t Robin Williams made a perfect circle in a board and that’s literally all I remember of that show.

  • @aaxolotl2807
    @aaxolotl2807 5 років тому

    God I love u 2 guys your the most real people I have ever watched on UA-cam

  • @nolanhanson6172
    @nolanhanson6172 5 років тому

    Physicist Walter Lewin can draw a perfect circle freehand as well as fantastic dotted lines on a chalkboard.

  • @codyjones8719
    @codyjones8719 5 років тому +1

    I like to draw on clean slices of empty paper.

  • @ttigerccat3678
    @ttigerccat3678 5 років тому

    Look up a video of this kid going into a classroom and drawing a perfect circle it's glorious

  • @leebees
    @leebees 5 років тому

    The Braille thing had me laughing way harder than it probably should have.

  • @pirateswiggity5278
    @pirateswiggity5278 4 роки тому +1

    I will from now on ONLY refer to it as a "slice" of paper