Grown Ass Man - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 3 лип 2019
- Two grown men at a restaurant get into an argument when one starts treating the other like a child. (Contains strong language.)
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This is how every child acts. Like when they seven and swear they grown
4 and 3 quarters
@@bigdirtyfo5658 xx
That's the joke
They are...they are.
Haha that's my nephews, literally 7 & 9 acting like teenagers or 20 somethings. My sister gets so fed up
“Don’t be getting loud up around these white people” - every black parent ever😂
yeah it was pretty racist
Kelsia Luemba or when you’re in a nice restaurant and your mom tells you to behave around all these rich guys
@@hufsa7197 It's not racist, it's a reaction to racism...
Feel sad
@@hufsa7197 How often do bigots weaponize a call for the police? The past 48 hours saw such an example, in New York, with that wretched bitch Amy Cooper.
"Just sayin' man, the nutrients is good."
I know what the fuck a vegetable is.
@@redalawson3897 I'm- AYE. I'm a grown ass man
Hahahaha
They got three bean salad up in there...I ain't even see that
Are
" 'Cause your making me angry "
He said it so perfectly
you're*
“Can you start breathing for me then”
Starts to hyperventilate
😂😂😂😂
Real life stuff...
Oh really Thanks for saying that I didn't watch the video 🖕🏿
@@arthurwellesley1815 why you gotta be a dick about it... this the fight you wanna take on in today's world? Comments fishing for likes by lazily quoting the video. What a hill.
Me when I’m having a panic attack
“I’m 4 and 3 quarters” 😂😂 put some RespecK on that 3 quarters ☝🏾
Bruh I see you everywhere
I'm the 1000th like.
@Jack park lol
Jack park you act like you don’t measure yours with digital calipers.
Damn nigga u the new Justin Y
“You want somma miiiiine?” the way he says that gets me everytime 😂
Istg 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣the accent is killing me
Same here!
😂
*she
That's his mother
Beard was throwing me off, but the dialogue fits@@tuneboyz5634
The best skit of Key and Peele for me. They make me keep second guessing what the relationship between them is. 😄
They explained it at the end lol
Lies again? Special Forces 7-Eleven
you nailed it. the relationship ist exactly why this is a really brilliant sketch. it's not only funny, but smart, well-written and superbly acted.
@@jayjay8597yeah but is keegan a mother here or a father
@@SadBheeseChurgerexactly
I love how 3 bean salad changes everything.
under rated comments yall slept on this man's observation 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Cos its the bomb
Oh they got 3 bean salad up in there?
@@danielhan2380well I mean 2000 plus people have acknowledged it.... What's with all the penises though dude? You're a grown ass man, you're too big to be putting them everywhere now.
Oh snap
How can they act this out without breaking... omg pure genius
While shooting they probably did break 😜
Yeah I'm reading my post like why did even say that of course they broke the take we watch is the best one out of x number,,, but I think I might been like there is no way to get a perfect one cuz it's so ridiculous and crazy to b honest I dont even remember posting that comment wtf.... these guys are too much I'm like binge watching them for past week never heard of them
@@dannyr333 how??????? Did you not know about them.
These are just repost an I'm from a third world country of a part you would never belief exist, damn!!!
@@The14gizmo ikr I mean I would hear about them dont get me wrong but I watched a clip here and there didn't know it was on comedy central and it was like on air for years dude I just learned yesterday Jordan is the shorter one and keegan is taller one...I know I know someone should shoot me... I'm in Tampa FL USA... I just I dk didn't go digging for them I would see some clips if it was on the facebook feed I would watch standup comics sebastian, Kevin hart, Brian Regan, martin lawerence, dave chapelle, eddie Murphy and a lot other ones cant recall names but u get the idea I had a plenty time to get laughs elsewhere man lol you live in a far remote country off the grid huh what country???
well its not live dude. get real
The way the grown ass man tries to breathe through sobs is on point
No matter how many times I've watched this particular skit, the three-bean salad dialogue always gets me. 🤣🤣
Open the hanga
Have you seen unwelcome re-union? Script, performances like so many of their skits are totally off the charts.
Oh snap, they got three-bean up in dur?
Want summa mine ? 😂😂😂
Jordan's face after the slap is just gold 😂😂😂
Your face after these nuts just slapped your chin
Ęņģŕåvëđ 😂😂😂😂...
💀
I know right 🤣🤣🤣
2:24 😂
@Glowie1's Spotlight got these nuts on your chin
I looked him in his eyes and I said... Biiiiiiitch..
You did say bitch though?
@@TrumpetPlayer68 Hmmmm? Oh ya man, I laid it out! I told him straight out!
I said Biiiiiiiiitch!
You know why? Coz I'm a grown ass man! 😎
🤣😂🗣 Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!👀😂🤣
Great reference
"So my hoe wants me to eat my veggies and shit at the restaurant, so I said..." "what'd you say bro?" "I said don't go telling me how to eat, I eat chumps for breakfast and get all my veggies from the blunt and I'm the one paying for those sorry ass veggies so I guess I can pick who eats em so shut up and eat BIIIITCH" "YOU SAID THAT!?" 😂😂😂
It's so smooth how the 'person in control' subtly changes.
The voices they’re doing in this particular sketch is gold 😂😂😂 the voices alone are hilarious
At this point I can’t tell who’s the better actor, so much rich character work. So ,so good.
I think they are both brilliant, in some sketches someone shines over the other but both amazing. In this particular sketch, I would say Keegan got the advantage by a little, just because his acting as a single mother was so perfect! Cheers!
George Thanop Love it
They are both incredible actors. Better than most movie stars.
Jordan has more range for sure. I love every character he does, and I believe he is them 😅
They’re both great because they are not competing with each other. They’re both just focused on being funny.
I felt so attacked by the crying cause that’s how I cried when I was little omg
Lmao same
I remember when I was a kid I would cry and cry until I couldn't cry tears anymore then I would just dry-cry/whine with snot running from my nose to my mouth. Ugh, yuck lol I wish I could go back and just shake my child self like "Girl get ahold of yourself I don't care if your 4 you look like a fool dry-crying eating your own snot"
Hunam boy please you KNOW you was the first to cry like that 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Magick Miiror 😭😭😭
This is now my favorite skit by them like how did they even come up with this bro
This is a pretty accurate portrayal of a lot of the "grown ass men" I've met.
^ this, your comment deserves all the likes 👏
No lie😅😂
they start screaming and crying about not being treated right?
YWNBAW
🙄
"I'm sorry y'all. My son got dat Benjamin Button disease..."
I was not ready for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Did you pee yourself”, “just a little bit”😂😂
So did I from LMAO
Too funny 😂😂😂
@WaitingToFade indeed he did...😂😂
😂😅😂😅
ModelRex 1000th like
“I don’t wanna hear it anymore about grown ass men.”
Hahhaahhahahahahaha
These 2 are geniuses.
"But that's what I am tho"
For real though. Lol
MOBROOKS aye I’m a grown ass man
Hahaha😂😂
LMFAO
@1:33 "I don't want to hear it anymore about a grown-ass man." Let's hear it for Key! Sublime acting.
This might be one of my favorite comedy sketches. There are so many great lines in a short 3 minutes and Key & Peele play them all pitch perfect. I particularly like: "Don't be getting loud up around these white people". It cracks me up every time!
“You a grown ass man you a grown ass man”
“I AMMMMMM I AMMMM!” Lmaooo just like a toddler 😂😂
Funny ass shit don't feed me like a baby
...he's 4 and ¾... weren't you listening?
In all fairness how would you feel if someone babied you
@@danielmallory4687 No hard feelings as long as I'm a baby, regardless of my couple of decades of being alive.
Ill die of laughing oneday becoz of jordan peele i swear, I watch some of sketches like eberyday and cant stop laughing
When his eyes got big cuz he didn’t wanna raise his voice that’s called eye yelling 😂😂
Moms are experts at it 😆
"You treat like a baby but im not a baby" in baby voice. Lol🤣
every time he went "HEY HEY HEY!" killed me 😂😂
That’s how every black momma acts when they have only one son.
Almost like that was the point of the skit
llewxameide 54 abusive how
They dont apologize after they slap you tho lol
llewxameide 54 ? wheres the abuse, its called parenting
@@dariusduffie8377 I'm a female.
Wow good day sir
2:24 Dude got slapped so hard, he turned into an elderly Asian.
BRUH 💀😂
Crunk Blanket
I’m dying
Bruh moment
I cant breathe... Holy crap
racist
"Ey ey ey ey, I'm a grown ass man!" 😂
1:16 the voice crack gets me every time
Wonder how dafuq they came up with this sketch lol
Deus ex machina
Weed
3 bean salad
Cause this is how a lot of dude really be actin when they mad they really be yellin imma grown ass man and acting like a child
they saw Benjamin Button
The way Peele cries is one of the funniest things in these skits
2:23 ur welcome
"I AMMM! 😭"
"I don't wanna hear it anymore about grown ass man"
XD
The acting range of these dudes is phenomenal!!
How the people in the back be having a straight face I would be dying🤣🤣
Mick T 😂😂😂😂 savage.
@ 😂😂😂
Nah, ''cut'' and ''action'' do the magic
Bruh for real
"Dont be getting loud around these white people" 1:57 LOL DYING literally my family every time we go outside to a nice restaurant
oh my Gosh-yours too??
Good. Being loud in public ruins the fun and peace for others. Happy your family are at least trying to get your asses civilized.
@@lakkakka lmao you boring
@@Estebanmdp100 not boring I like quiet. I hate loud obnoxious people that don't even take the rest of the people around them into consideration.
lakkakka if you like quiet stay at home
this is legit every dude with an alpha male podcast behind closed doors lol
this sh*t had me confounded up until the end bruh lmfaoooooooooo
It's funny, especially because Peele nails the behavior and mannerisms of a little kid perfectly. Awesome acting.
"I'm a grown ass man".. He got that Benjamin Button Disease 😂 I'm done
Oh my God, the accuracy of a parent when Key says under his breathe "I don't wanna hear it anymore about grown ass man"
That is acting to perfection. Thank you for this skit!
Whenever you watch again, you pick up things when you think of it from the different relationship frames. Truly a gem.
Why does Peele look like Anthony Anderson’s character in Scary Movie 3 with that wig 🤔😂
Hahaha I said he looks like him from exit wounds w a wig
Fr
I see it 😂
Lmao he does
India Albert he looks close to busta rhymes from Halloween resurrection.
The look on his face when he slapped him
The look on these nuts on your face
Feministabortion you gay
@@warmly323 the nuts on your chin are gay
I love how this started with him asking for a roll, “the nutrients is good”, and just spiraled from there 😂
I love discovering key and peele clips I haven’t seen 😂
I've been watching these two guys only recently, and boy I can't keep it to myself: they act better than half of Hollywood's best!
I don't know how they do it. I would have laughed after every single delivered line.
They are Hollywood's best
I would go watch them and yes they are amazin....Love them
@PuRe Resultzz oh look, another youtuber insulting people for the hell of it. Everybody here appreciating some good comedy but you come along looking to throw off the vibe. People like you are a dime a dozen.
Hollywood is complete shit
I have *never* heard Jordan Peeles voice that low before and I don’t know how to handle it honestly 😭😭
Check out the a cappella skit!
Look up the mattress shopping one
You must have never watched Mad TV then.
This is their best sketch. So many layers.
0:00 - 1:40 A gay dude and his manly partner
1:40 - the end : A mother and her kid
If you misbehave, you get slapped.
CONSEQUENCEEEEEEEES
Some people dont get the reference!! But i watched this videoo yeaaaaaa
I was just like you yeaaaa
But then i got sucked into a wormhole
CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Are you quoting John Wick?!
I was scrolling and saw you're comment and decided to like it
CONSEQUENCEEEEEEESSSSS
Y'all are messing up the joke. The consequences should be ridiculous.
Like... I was supposed to go to bed but I stayed up watching Key and Peele. And then a unicorn fell through the roof and killed my cat.
Consequences.
“AY AY AY, GET OFF MY FACE N***A!” I was laughing to much at that😂
Lol yea I was dyin
Omg I was dieing when I frist heard it
😂😅
U forgot
*NIGGA*
Sakmood Tsuyoma I need the pass lol
1:18 "Out ma face neguh!"
😂😂😂
How he 4 and 3 quarters but he been growin them dreads for 7 years
Cuz he has Benjamin button disease
Cause of the Benjamin buttons disease
He's a grown ass man..don't be asking him them questions!!
They not long enough to be 7 years more like 3. My dreads were longer than that at 3 years
@@elyacaphyisrael2108 You white?
They’re the two most versatile actors
He slapped the 3 bean salad and it hit some lady in the background in the face 😂😂😂
These two, man i swear they r super adorable when they r together, this type of friendship is one of a kind.
Lol UA-cam auto-caption thinks they're talking in Dutch.
Lol! 😂
Maybe they are and you was just unaware you could speak dutch
@@akaBoss 😂😂
you should auto-translate it into English with the settings. It's even funnier
1:49
[Muziek]
Yo they got 3 bean salad up in thar tho?
I ain't even seen dat.
3 bean salad is so lowkey good. How did they know?
@@drtroyturner7464 Yeah. Three bean salad is delicious.
It legit is SURPRISINGLY tastier than it presents.
O SNAP
That's exactly how every person that says "grown ass man" and "grown ass woman" act.
Probably the best wig he ever worn
I know what the f*ck vegetables is man. got me there lol
He slapped a 4 and 3/4 year old kid.
@@tymotoboy53 good.
@@tymotoboy53 would you let your son call you a stupid bitch? 🤔
Ironic that people who use the "grown ass man" line usually are some of the most immature people I've ever had the misfortune of meeting.
r/woosh
That’s the point of this video lol
As a grown ass man I can confirm
I don’t care, I’m a grown ass man
Don't be judgemental, they might have the Benjamin Button disease.
That went off rails so quick lol
Disturbingly, the grown ass man reminds me ALOT of a cousin I have.
When he slapped him and he started to cry I so lost it LMAO!
😂😂😂😂💯💯
That was an impressive impression of a 4 year old
Four and three quarters.
"Get off my face Nigga!" That always makes me LOL so much that I can barely breathe
The acting in this sketch is just Oscar worthy
I’m so glad that they’re re-uploading all of these.
Same
Yea It's a good thing they didn't tell everyone that it wasn't brand new. Otherwise they might not have been able to trick as many people as they did into watching it, thinking it's new sketches.
*@**2:21** He slapped him so hard he turned into Genghis Khan*
now thats offensive
Except he wasn't no bitch, Ghengis Khan was a grown ass man
lol
@@acrecall9004 Now you're a bitch ass nigga
@@acrecall9004 haha fuck off
*Katt Williams with his kid be like:
I'm so glad they resolved what this relationship was before the end of the sketch
This how be acting with my mom when I was little.
Be acting? What cave did you crawl out of?
@@Alex-xi2nz all you got now is I'm a grown ass man.
@111 111 that's all u heard him say huh
It's how I act with my big sister
Cool name 👌👌👌
I could feel his frustration for some reason😭
Cuz you're a grown ath man
You're a grown ass man Ethan, don't let anybody tell you different.
@@andromedaiscoming185 Thanks bro😪
Me too
Cuz ur a grown man
These guys deserve way more credit for their work , amazing and great acting. 💯
I have and will never hear "I'm a grown ass man" more than when I was in the Army.
“Na uh you don’t do that you don’t feed me like a kid” 😭😭😭
"I'm a grown ass man" 😂😂
These two are going to be remembered throughout history as some of the best, most creative film makers. Their acting abilities are nearly unmatched. The sheer plethora of characters they’ve both portrayed so elegantly makes this point.
Their wig people are always on point also.🤣🤣🙃
They were on MAD TV back in the day, so they kinda be rubbing elbows with some of the funniest people. They are def some of the funniest guys in the industry.
@@aaronsmith7143 bruhh you remember "you done fucked up now A-A-Ron" LMAO!
@@OhhGeee
Buddy I here that shit every day.🤣
Indeed☕
I swear to God I never get tired of watching this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hands down one of my favorites!
Hands down one of their best most hilarious golden sketches 😂😂
If I had a nickel every time I heard I’m a grown ass man in real life....
The funny thing is a 'man' by definition is GROWN. So why would anyone have to say they are a 'grown ass man'?
probably should get out that helicoptor and let your kid be an adult
1:18 "ge-oumafayniggum-" hahahahah I'm dead
Your cute
Best part
I read that as i heard that
aBATHING APE “you’re” But yes she is, i agree with you😁
I died right there lmao
That moment when he says “just sayin, the nutrients is good” I lost it.
no matter how many time I watch it still funny
These are estimate times.
0:00 - 0:45. *Homies*
0:50 - 1:15. *Couple*
1:20 - rest of video. **Single Black Mom**
accurate 😂
I don't get the couple part. "Open the hanger" it was a parent trying to feed their child. Where does the couple idea come from?
@@blackmetal4546 Some couples like to feed each other food, parents aren't the only ones who do that. As for the "Open the hanger" part you're not wrong, that's more of a parenting thing isn't it?. 🙂 But I still think the overall scene was a couple
@@lionspride4821 why tf would a couple try to feed each other that's childish
@@Davidscomix It's affectionate pampering. That's why. What would really be childish is acting immature about it.
The thing I adore about Key and Peele was how they would start with something that you'd think was going to be the sketch's main comedic gimmick, something fairly straightforward. And then somewhere along the line it would turn into something else entirely.
What I like in this scene is he felt that he needed to say "Excuse me" as if he didn't already grasp their attention.
This one is one of my favorite skits. The ending caught me by surprise
he's 4. THAT 4 YEAR OLD IS A GROWN ASS MAN!
Eeeyy Lindaa im a grounn aass maann
PrimePikachu 😂
Begal's Cat 😂
Linda you wanna play fronthand backhand?
this is how 18 year olds act on their birthday
jamie po i feel attacked
@HeadHunter I must have Alzheimer's because I don't remember asking
No, this is how 21 year olds act... when they drink too much on their birthday.
@@similaritiesendhere Yeeeaaaaah..
"I don't wanna hear it anymore about grown ass men" 😂😂😂
That "Oh snap, they got 3 bean salad up in there"... I can't stop laughing at it.
😭😂 0:53. ‘The way Peele says ‘Oh Snap😭They got 3-bean salad up in there?!’ Gets me every time.😂😂😂😭 Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I ain’t even see dat
"Is That How We Behave?"
"NnnnYeessss!!"
The most unexpected turn ever
Man I swear...
That was one for the record books!
I'm usually pretty good at guessing what the punchline is, but they got me cold man
"A...a...a...get yo hands out my face ni**a"🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You don't NEVER touch a grown man's face!"
The slap and then shock of “omg I slapped him” is hilarious