Wendell May Not Really Be Addicted to Sex - Key & Peele
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
- At a meeting for people struggling with sex addiction, Wendell shares a sultry tale about an encounter he had with a pizza delivery woman.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from “Gremlins 2” to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama’s Anger Translator.
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this is the adult equivalent of “you wouldn’t know her she goes to another school”
😆
What?
@@b2kzangelalwayz Imaginary boyfriends/girlfriends when confronted.
🤣🤣🤣
@@cisco1899 I'm 34 and still pretend I have a gf!!
“Body 10/10
Face 10/10
That’s my weakness.”
That makes more sense comedy wise. That's actually hilarious. I thought he said body tan, face tan. Not as funny.
Oh ya i jus seen subtitles lol
@@theonethingwealladore he didn't
He said ten
That's sooo freaky.
“What about the girl?”
“What girl? Oh the girl yeah, she was there too” 😂😂
There was no girl 😂
The stabben cabben
@@slowgoprecious8993 omg your right i watched it again. You must be a scientist for harvard
@@AY-qy4jn you mean a professor?
@@TheJoker-bz3ms nope i said scientist because it indicates a genius while i also said harvard which also indicates a genius so my joke was talking of a double genius to sarcastically point out the double stupid nature of the original comment. Catchin my drift?
“Upstairs, downstairs, all around the townstairs.” 😂
Or! All around the town, stares 👀
As you do
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 I hollered
Isn’t this the guy that ordered a pizza alone on his couch for his “party”?
Yeah that's Claire 's friend with benefits.
Yeah hes the one that hit claire SEXUALLY
What do you mean “alone” his boy Hugo was there lol
Wait let me gouged the room ....😂😂😂
Yea they use a lot of recurring characters in different skits.
It's not his fault. He's still grieving and dealing with Claire's death. She died tragically in a drive-by shooting.
Best answer yet
Drive-thru*
Fashionable Skeleton drive-by**
Pizza man probably hang them self already
Fashionable Skeleton oh im dumb
I understand Jordan's reasons for deciding not to act anymore, taking on more directing roles but my god what a shame. How do people not talk about his range and versatility more?! He is an absolute genius.
They should have returned as the comedy is dead right now, and their comedic abilities are just brilliant.
Agreed. Just his vocal range and variability alone is amazing.
@Cian versatile, adj. 1. a) competent in many things; able to turn easily from one subject or occupation to another; many-sided b) adaptable to many uses or functions
@Cian Wendell is not the hollywood sequel doctor
He doesn’t have time with all the sex and cheese pizzas he’s having.
I want a whole season with Wendell being the main character.
Funny if they made a movie with all their characters in it.
Reddit, the tv show
Me too..my favorite. So hilarious
All the fixings, you name it.
Shit I just want another season of the show
“Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs”
Kermit the Frog as you do
Big fan, Mr. Kermit. And yeah I'm saving that phrase for later🤣
Sexually, ofcourse.
😂😂😂😂
As ya do.
"what about the girl?"
"What girl?....oh... Yeah, she was there too"
😂😂
But did you say Bitch though.
😂😂
@@remeez3169 what? No. You're wrong about him. Also why? Why here?
@@remeez3169 STFU
I love the voice he does for Wendell it’s so funny.
Overly socialized
"An-yy-one..."
I kept thinking Cleveland Brown. 😆
👆 Yes 😂 😂
"I feel like anyone could take advantage of me."
*_Brunette caresses Wendell's shoulder_*
"Let's see what the blondes have to say, first..." 😭😂
Meaning ??
forget that i'd take the brunette
I died laughing 🤣😭
When he says "let's see what the blondes have to say first" that is more of a "hold on for a minute I'll be back for you later", than just a straight no.
@@theinsurance2450 "xD
"You name it, I've donst it." - Wendell
Donst!
I have draxxed them sklounst.
😂
.
ua-cam.com/video/FdVoLNx_HWU/v-deo.html
Best lickity split quote🔥
“All the bells and whistles, you name it I dunst it.” - Wendell
Draxx Dem Sklounst
Deluxe model ed bassmaster. "Bells n whistles" lol
@@droneshotzchina3887 I say that all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about
@@MrJizzinmypantz only boring people wouldn't understand
🤣
I love how Wendell always says sexually or sexual 🤣
"What about the girl?"
"What girl??"
Wendell, 2020
Wish that guy didn’t interrupt him, I really wanted hear what he did to the 3rd and 4th slice
🤣😂
Yo, same man..
All the facts 💀💀💀
He probably did something.. "sexualeh".
STOP IT... LMAO
"First slice, crust first"
Yeah, he got a problem
Not if it's cheesy crust. You can eat that either way first
Old school stuffed-crust fans might remember it initially launched alongside a promotion for Crash Bandicoot. In addition to getting some genuinely fantastic demo disks with your order of pizza, you also got little lines from Crash about your food stamped on the box. One of those said he always eats his stuffed-crust pizzas crust-first and, if you were a kid in the 90s, best believe you'd eat your pizza however Crash Bandicoot tells you. Good times.
Yeah crust first? Good grief!😂😂😂
First slice, crust first, everybody knows the rules
I don’t why it’s so weird?? Like I always eat my pizza crust first don’t matter what kind of crust cause the crust to me is the bland part and I eat that first to eat the good stuff last.
"Ok let's see what the blonde has to say first" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
“The stabbing cabin”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao “kerslunk” is the sound of a real healthy heart.
"draxx them sklounst!"
Aftab Bukhari “that’s the combat seat”
@Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman huh
@Bruce Jenner Is Not A Woman you just delusional. It is not his fault if some one has a heart disease, it is something normal may God bless everyone suffering with a quick recovery but yeah no one, even patients, feels offended about ok remarks like this person's except some ridiculous stupid people
cool but shut the fuck up
However he IS addicted to extra large pepperoni pizzas with pineapple and cheesy crust
And cheesey bread on the side
Or chinese food if the pizza place happens to have another crush on his 4/10 friend.
Damn sounds like a good time
Ew pinapple
Lol 🤣😂
"Devoured the first slice lickety-split, crust first. Second slice didn't stand a chance..." 😆
Wendell is probably the best written character in the whole Key & Peele cast of characters
“What about the girl?”
“What girl? Oh yea”
That part had me crying! 😂😂😂
😂 😂 that cracked me up also
I think it was the pizza
yeah we saw that
Lmfao
"Lets see what the Blondes have to say first."
I died laughing. 😂😂
😂😂
But he said ANYone! Liar!
@@KingoftheJuice18 He's JUST waiting on the "blondes" 1st • Wendell is no liar - He's a sexually addicted Foody, simply Oozing Sexual Magnetism 😅 Women - even Gay women -WANT- Nay, *NEED* him!!🤣
@@AmberAmber this woman totally gets it.
he has such a strong -gravitational- sexual pull on -pizza- women
😂
4:25 GOT THE AUDACITY TO BE CHOOSY SMDH 😂🤣😂🤣
Judging from your youtube videos, you're insane. Please get help.
“WHAT GIRL? Oh she was there too” Never gets old😂😂😂
"I'm so happy you came" is probably a terrible thing to say as a sex addiction counselor
"Consequences"......
Oh my god, I didn't catch that. That's hilarious :D
Can you explain?
@@FoxMaster 4:06
@@ifuckinghatebots7114 oh i feel stupid now
“Don’t forget to hit that subscribe button....sexually.”
Of coarse
Lmfaooo
Sekshualleh
obviously
*unzips pants*
The camera work for these skits are seriously underappreciated!
Give him a break guys. Wife died in drive-by and his son jumped out the window (suicide). He’s distraught
There's also one where Wendell does surgery to lose fat but it's not on youtube yet it seems.
Jorge Castillo R.I.P Stimpy
aRe yU stUPid?
CONSEQUENCES
STIMPY NO
When you come to the wrong therapy session but don't wanna feel left out:
Sammy Cross 69 likes
That’s not the joke
When you missed the joke but don’t wanna feel left out:
@@manhhatran5764 when you're dumb and dont realise he was making his own joke:
@@Bounty_Hunter_McShay these kinds of comment threads are the epitome of youtube
It is actually so good to see wendy going all the way there to share his story.
This was amusing but when he said "my manitalia" that was when I lost it out loud 😂
"K, let's see what the blondes have to say first."
🤣🤣 me too
For sure. Lol
Whats the joke guys. I didnt get it.
@@adharshc4871 You blondie!
@@adharshc4871 HE's not a sex addict, in fact probably rarely has sex if ever. He went there because one of the sex addicted women there becomes weak and hooks up with him. He is so confident in his plans that when the brunette next tim initiates physical contact, he brushes her off, because apparently he is more into blondes and Hope's that one of the blond women will approach him
"Heart started pounding harder than usual, kerslunk, kerslunk" lmao who is so unhealthy it goes kerslunk 😂😂😂
I believe this video is sequel to the pizzaguy episode where clair got killed by an "assassin".
LMFAO!!! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
🤣🤣🤣
The “kersluk” was how he was downing the cheese sticks.
That’s what happens when you get nasty with the cheesy bread…..
As soon as he said "i am..in fact..a sexual addict" i absolutely died laughing cuz bro why are you lying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wendell is probably my favorite character in any key and peele sketch
“Let’s see what the blondes got to say first”.
Omg best lineee
😭😭😫😂😂
And that's why he's still a virgin.
Lol
@@phantomfrivolity2169 lol um yeah, I don't think that's why he's still a virgin
‘“The stabbin’ cabin” 😂 the most versatile comedy duo ever!!
TheWebStylist Yes! And they are so underrated
@@kweli05 nah, they aren't underrated. They're hilarious and everyone knows it.
@@doc8013 I've seen a lot of people say they are wack. Based on that, they are at the very least underrated and mostly disrespected.
@@kweli05 lol well, welcome to internet buddy. Nothing and nobody faces the trials of being online without a group of haters. With key and peele, their group of haters is just incredibly small compared to others. And if it's your friends who feel this way, I'd recommend finding some new ones lol.
@@doc8013 No, it's not a small number of people and is not specific to the internet. Yes, they are underrated (which is a compliment from me), whether you agree or not. And unlike you, all of my friends don't need to share my opinions.
This is my favorite K&P sketch, right next to Draxx Thlem Sclounce
All his other major acting skills aside for a moment, what Jordan is able to do with his voice ~ the range and modifications ~ from character to character, is amazing.
Its so inspiring that he actually gained all that weight just for this scene
What?!
@@luciafromwiisports37 he never heard of a fat suit lmaooooo Martin Lawrence gained all that weight in BIG MAMA too lmaoooo
@@latishajackson6915 STFU
Did you really just... nevermind...
Can’t believe people didn’t know that’s a joke lmao
"You name it.... I've dunst it"
~Wendell
Lmao
No Kirsten
@@galedribble8059 He was talking about Bells, but those would be Kristens.
@@DrZaius3141 oh yeah why am I thinking it was about Bales who are Christians
"the stabbin cabbin" lmao
"What about the girl?"
"What girl? Oh, the girl."
I died laughing.
"Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs"
Whatttt😫😫😫
Lmao
I dont get it though
@@user-nu3sd7zb2j Cuz you're Batman.
@@user-nu3sd7zb2j Like uptown or downtown but with stairs.
I’ll show you what he means
“The stabbin cabbin “ 😂😂😂
Junior Demus had a track called Cabin Stabbing 😀😀😀
Read this as he said it, I’m laughing so much rn
Lmao same here
I read this as he was saying it
Lmaoo
"Let's see what the blondes have to say first" my soul exited my body at that 🤣 😂
wendell = Cleveland + Quagmire
I imagine this guy is like every Redditor talking about sex.
copied but that doesn't make it any less true lmao
“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” yes Wendell we shall see
My sides
Nothing. They have nothing to say, except, "I think you may be at the wrong addict meeting?"🤔💭
@@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 thats just it though, he aint. He is just soooo pathetic that he actually thinks that at least a sex addict might screw him. So they would have something to say....
"Hell to the No!" :)
@@revparravager3184 Lmbo! 😂😂😂😂 True Story. 🤦🏼♂️SMH
@@jasonrafaelgirardi6136 well its true...I am no "fat-ophobe" and I am sure that for some people its a real turn on but its just the state of things now that in modern american life we no longer aspire to, shall we say, the more "Rubinesque" in terms of attractiveness. That kinda went out the door in the Renaissance when it was seen as an attractive quality....in a world where it indicated wealth and such, ya know, since the peasantry was basically starving to death.
This was really funny, all dialogue, loved it, really shows Jordan peeles talents
0:44 “and I’m so glad you all came” saying that amongst sex addicts is crazy lmao 😄
Wendell is actually brilliant. He aint getting none, so he'll find the place where the people can't control themselves.
Ebizzill When you’re hungry, you find the barrel with the fish in it 😂
And then proceeded to be picky “ let’s see what blondes have to say first”
@@incognitoblack8661 i mean... a person still has his/her preference.
Ebizzill Beggars can’t be choosers amigo.
Nah these people can smell a faker miles off
Respect to those two girls for not breaking out in laughter through his whole monologue XD
Right? Lol who are they
Yea but after how many takes, because they couldn’t stop breaking out in laughter for the first few!??
@@lieseveryday1815 I know that first girl is from a show called "good doctor"
Uhhhh this is the final cut, im sure they laughed and did 10 takes at least
I'm sure it's edited
1:10 "Well, My life is... crazy"
I cracked XDDD
“Body ten, face ten. That’s. My weakness.”
To this day the term “manitalia” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard
Yep, it's going into my vocabulary
Genitalia
Manitalia
I now proudly use the term😂
Adolf Hitler i was gonna be like “yo wtf” but then i read your name and it was actually funny
*Agreed*
"Lets see what the blonde has to say first" 😂😂😂 4:24
Dead
Víctor J. Braga 😂😂😂
I don’t get it.
@@ralph7077 - He first says anyone could take advantage of him... A-NY-ONE! Then a brunette touches his arm like she's interested. Suddenly, it's really not A-NY-ONE.
Mary O thank you! 😄
This is the funniest thing I ever watched.
Their makeup and wardrobe team are on another level
“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first” Lmaooo, when you’re a 30 yr old virgin and still have preference
That's me! Although I'm 34...
Pp the size of a little persons pinky
choosing beggars
Incels...
@@edwardhim2276 yup I am because white women racist against Indian penis
"And when did it hit rock bottom?"
"When it got slippery out side my shower. On the floor outside my shower.. OH-"
Cogniferous 😂😂
I didnt get it...
I don’t get it
Not a joke, it’s just funny
@@TheMisteracdc basically, he fell outside his shower
Upstairs, downstairs, all around the town stairs, as you do lol. I've watched this skit at least 30 times. It is hilarious 😂
*kerslunk kerslunk*
He’s just trying to settle down with Claire the elf, and his 3 pepperoni pies
And cheesy crust.
With cheese bread on the side
Don’t forget the pineapple
What’s the name of that skit?
@@RADIOACTIVEYOUTH Pizza Order
"And when would you say you hit rock bottom, Wendell?"
Wendell: When it got slippery outside my shower
*OH*
I don’t get it
@@digiornopizza1918 There's nothing to get he just slipped outside his shower lol. That's when he literally "hit rock bottom"
No he feels bad about being fat but doesnt want to admit it that's why hes at a sex addict meeting so he can share but not admit.
👊🤣🤣
“When did u realize u hit rock bottom”
“When it got slippery outside my shower, the outside my shower”
😂😂😂
He nailed this character....pure genius!!!!!
“Let’s see what the blondes have to say first.”😂😂
💀💀🤣🤣🤣
I nearly died 😄😄😄
"Okay, let's see what the blonde has to say first."
Classic
Always
The blondes:🍕
LMFAO
Pizza Time
1:59
^ What⁉️🤣
I wouldn’t be able to sit there with a straight face watching peele speak…
I don't know how those two girls kept a straight face the entire time lol.
Rehearsals. No matter how funny it is, once you've heard the jokes several times, it's easy not to laugh.
@@troyhoffman9411 I don't know man, I've seen a few skits where the background is visibly holding the laugh. Check out old episodes of Martin, same thing.
@@onlee643 Some shows rehearse a lot and do retakes. Others do minimal rehearsals and film with one take to go for that "live" feeling.
This show is in the former group. In fact, I bet you'd find it easy not to laugh if you watch it 10 or 15 times in a row.
I don’t know why people never understood that.
Elyon Kunda Probably because they just recently came out of their mother’s womb
Are we all gonna ignore how he managed to transform himself into a fat person without it looking fake?!
He's already chubby in the face, so they didn't have to go overboard with the makeup
@@MrMajani I don't think it's only makeup, but also latex prosthetics. Either way, it is indeed a department full of very talented individuals.
True dat
Key is so committed to his roles...he actually took 6 months off from the show to bulk up.
The chair he's sitting in is what's fake, he's probably being held by a crane
"I'm so glad you all came"
4:07 I love that guys facial expression
Kerslunk 🤣
You watch Key and Peele skits as well? Keep up the awesome content on your channel
@@nadir1378 Someone always has to be a LEG in the comment section.
That would be a terrible even for a car engine let alone a human.
@@NAT-rd8fl It refers to a Key and Peel skit where he replaces all the dic words with leg and vice versa.
@@paladinr3016 I don’t think he was being sarcastic lol. More like “wow that’s so cool I didn’t know you watch key and peels” because the oc is prob a you tuber they watch
"The second slice didn't stand a chance"
"Ate the tip of that bitch first"
@@saedm2359 😂
@@Joshua-jz8ss "washed it down with a pop"
Sexually
Haha 🤣
Got nasty with the cheesey bread 🍞 🤣
“Try everything. Alll the fixings.” Is the most perverted thing when spoken with that voice lmfao
I laughed at this skit “sexually”.
Wow thanks for all the likes
as you do
One thumbs up from me, sexually of course.
I read this “sexually”
😂😂
"...of course"
"I'm a dirty dog, all the fixens" made me almost choke on the cheezy crust from the large pie i ordered earlier. Body 10 face 10😂😂
Weird flex but OK
Wow
Omg 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Key and Peele pizza order skit reference?
@@salsal3662 People still say this shit?
"The stabbin' Cabin" sent me over
Wendell is by far my favorite character on the show.
"Body 10. Face 10. That's my weakness"
Omg I thought he said "body tan, face tan" lol
@@nbucwa6621 same
@@nbucwa6621 Me too 😂
Her genetalia and my manitalia.
😂😂😂😂
The slow zoom in on Wendell for dramatic effect is 10/10
😂😂😂😂 the way he says "sexually"
I’m a dirty dog. Try everything. All the fixings 😂
He meant toppings 😂😂
“I’m a dirty dog...try everythang...all the fixins” 😂
" oil everywhere, sauce all over me" 😅🤣
2:48 I like how the girl on the left is trying not to smile the whole time 😂
I like how he went into more detail with the pizza than the “girl” 😂😂😂
and that’s the joke
He got nasty wit the cheesy bread
What gurl?
Kerslunk
There was no girl lmao
“Body 10, face 10, that’s my weakness” Took me a bit to appreciate that one
Therapist: "What about the girl?"
Wendell: " Oh yeah. She was there too."
Maaaan I recognised him from the pizza call
Because it is him
I'm going with your joke
YoUr So FuNnY
You're so witty. You're making me wet.
You were in the parking lot earlier that’s how I know you!!!
On meee
“Kerslunk” is your heart on cheesy bread.