Matteo Lane Reacts To 90's Infomercials (Magic Wand)
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I love that the magic wand is just an immersion blender
How DARE you?! It's MAGIC, and it's a WAND ⭐
YES.
I love my "magic immersion blender" for apple sauce and some soups...but it definitely does not replace anything much. Even their little recipe book is all about making smoothies with it. Y'all, I cannot make a smoothie in an open air container and hand masher...I need the closed blender thing.
The term "Magic Wand" has a whole new meaning now thanks to Hitachi.
😂😂😂😂
The Hitachi version also makes mayonnaise… 🫢
I got one just not the kind you mix stuff with! Hitachi's my best friend
Nice
Did then too 😅
Pre-internet era was the epitome of paid actors.
"Set it and forget it!!"
Audience: (histrionic applause)
Jesus Lord I wanted that rotisserie roaster SO BAD 🤣🤣
Yes, not to mention that paint roller that had the splatter shield, and the Air Wave.
@@IjeomaThePlantMamaMy family bought one. The entire interior was full of uncleanable burnt on crap within 2 meals. Thereafter it sat in a cupboard of misfit devices for a decade.
Always a dad fist pumping of joy when witnessing a product not sellable in actual stores.
That audience was kept waiting for hours so they were all STARVING. Grass would’ve been tasty.
Sounds like the audience were moments from turning on each other!
These infomercials added insult to insomnia.
Nice one lmao
Honestly one of my childhood pet peeves was when I made the unnecessary effort to stay up through the night seeing what would come on at 3 in the morning only to be held hostage by a 2hr commercial for wrinkle cream or something.
WEN god it made me hate alyssa milano
Quite brilliant there 🤝
Seeing you and Nick do an infomercial would give me LIFE 👏
I was thinking the same. I want them to do the Magic Bullet commercial. Imagine if they had his drag and comedians friends as random family members
But only if Nick is the British guy doing the demos 😂
It’ll be more convincing if Nick demonstrates using the competition and complains about the bad quality. 🤔
Yassssss 🙌
Yes, please! This would be the absolute best.
The fact his accent/voice 100% matched the one Matteo jokingly came up with has me rolling. 😂💙
As a Brit I can tell you it really didn’t. Mateo sounded like a cockney (London) and this guy is def from the north west, prob close to Manchester.
“Ice is really hard though” is a special kind of insane
I would love if Matteo with Nick remade the Magic Bullet infomercial, and had some of his drag friends and comedians be the random "family" members.
YES!!! I was just thinking about that commercial… everyone spent the night and all they can talk about is breakfast….the one random older lady with a never ending granny ash…. Classic
This one is the best lol
the lady with that fake cigartte was THE best
Okay but real talk, the magic bullet was some next-level shit and to this day it is still my preferred blender. I don't have a full-sized kitchen, I have a tiny kitchenette. The magic bullet being so small, and also allowing you to use the blending vessel as a drink container all by itself is amazing for saving on space. It's unironically a great blender too. It's rare for as seen on TV products to actually be good, but I wholeheartedly believe the magic bullet is one of the few exceptions. I stand by that frickin' magic bullet. Great little appliance.
@@spartan456you don't have to keep sucking up to the magic bullet 😂 we ain't buying it!
If anyone wants to have something they love ruined for them just have Matteo tell you about it. His delivery was perfect.
I'm the opposite of a hoarder, I throw everything out...but one thing I've kept with me for 30 years is an expandable fishing rod that my Grandmother bought from QVC when I was young. She passed away shortly after and keeping it is my homage to her. It is still in the packaging and I will die with it.
The Ron Propeil pocket fisherman is dope.
That guy was hopped up on cocaine for sure and the other guy has no taste buds😂😂😂
“Yum, really scrumptious “ sounded just like Matteo’s Liza’s voice 😂
flashbacks to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and a female protagonist named "Truly Scrumptious".
@ZakhadWOW lol I remember that. Wasn't she supposed to be a dancing figurine from a music box?
“Wait till we tell her we been on the moon” 😂
“The audience is losing their minds” 😂😂
I'm here for it. We now need Matteo reacting to ALL 90's infomercials.
Yes!!!
It needs to be an ongoing series. 😂
That's a LOT of material to cover. I think he and Nick can do it
Those fucking 90s glasses the size of Pluto are fantastic. They'd make anyone look like a basset hound. Classic dad glasses.
they were secretly industrial safety glasses also, but with poor side coverage
Frequently, especially in the 80s, you could get an audience for free. "Wanna be on TV?" was a serious opportunity. Everyone thought that's how you get "discovered"
Totally why that lady was playing up her role
This was hilarious and I need more, Matteo!! 😂 I miss the 80s and 90s. My favorite commercial from that time was the typical "There's got to be a better way" setup that showed a woman trying to "clean" her window curtains with an upright bagged vacuum cleaner. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️😆😆😆
…dead 😂😂😂
The bold face lie of that “soup” gets me every time
Thanks for pulling up the modern day pricing of the magic wand. At first, $60 didn't sound bad. But then, after adjusting for inflation, I was like "OMG For that crap???"
Bro eating the mayo was so nasty even without the 15 men comment 😂
that looked like a LOT more than 15.. .anyone else ever seen the notorious Dawson's 20load or 50 load weekend pornos from Trasure Island Media? THAT gave me a reasonable idea of the volume involved...
I adore when Matteo speaks with an British accent 😂
That lady from the British bake off. lol
My grandma was OBSESSED with infomercials 😅 I'll never forget when she got her Flowbee in the mail 😅
I had to Google that 😁
OMG I wanted a Flowbee so bad.
Jesus creeping Christ, I hope she didn't give any of your family haircuts with that thing!
@@revwillyg6450 😆 Just my grandpa 👴
@@Lovelylizzette Same
The look of utter disgust on Matteo's face while frothing the skim milk 🤌🏼
My stomach hurts from laughing. Please keep doing this
"Crush Ice?! Ice is real hard, though!" 🤦🏽♂
Matteo woke up and chose violence today 😂
This needs to be a new series -- Old TV Informercial Food Crimes with Matteo Lane.
The original Magic Wand blender got me too when I was younger. It was called the "Kitchen Mate" and the lady whipped skim milk with strawberries and made peanuts into peanut butter in the can they came in. I thought it was amazing. Little did I know it was just what we call an immersion blender now. 😀
My sister and I loved "The Food Dehydrator" infomercial and wanted one SO BAD🤣
I have one. They actually work!
haha yeap, and we also had one, and it did work well but after awhile you're like *how many banana and apple chips do you NEED!?*
@@Trendyflute True! I only use mine a few times a year. Mostly to make gourmet things like dried tomatoes and mushrooms, but I bought mine second hand and didn't pay $59.99 for it.
I wanted one of those so bad ‼️
@@brucetidwell7715they do... if you have days to wait. And as I found out.. HOLY HELL did it jack up my electric bill o.0
Petition Matteo to do infomercials & let him randomly break out into his Italian opera singing voice.
YES
When you said magic wand...I thought....never mind. 🙃🤐😁
Matteo is getting hotter...married life agrees with him...he just looks happy! Such a talented funny man!
I must have missed something.. When did he get married, and did he show his hubby on IG or something?
@ZakhadWOW I'm the worst at technology or I'd attach some of the videos but search Matteo and Nick try spicy Mexican Candy...Matteos husband in the video with them and listen to some of the most recent podcasts and interviews Nick does he talks about getting married
Shamwow! & the Slap Chop were the late night informercials that always got me sucked in to their madness! Honorable mention to Ms. Cleo tho because I always wanted to call now to get my fake ass tarot reading 😂
I was the proud owner of a slap chop, a sham wow and a revo styler…the only one that actually worked was the sham wow but it was like a one time thing cause then what do you do with it… the other two disasters the slap chop was sooo disappointing 😢😂
was it just me, or did Vince sound like he wandered off the set of Goodfellas/The Sopranos ??
"PAY UP, or we use this slapchop on your schlong, dirtbag!"
“this is chaos magic, wanda” made me cackle
God i so hope hes planning on doing a whole series on ridiculous 90s and early 2000s infomercials.
I wanted that rotisserie they use to advertise all the time “set it and forget it!” It seemed so luxurious
It worked... But was a BITCH to clean. Pay for shipping and you can have it 😁😁
RIP ROn Popeil.. He finally died from too much fake hair chemicals on his head..
Gurl, I have an immersion blender and I use it all the time. Homemade mayo is fantastic and you can change the flavor all kinds of ways. Great for soups and sauces and I use it to make tomato sauce for pasta dishes.
Homemade mayo is fucking amazing and you don't get any soy or preservatives in it. My immersion blender has to be one of my all time favorite Christmas gifts
@@aliciaspears7847salt, vinegar and lemon juice are all preservatives. Also there’s nothing wrong with soy
@@MinaF99 pardon me for not specifying "chemical preservatives" and there most certainly is something wrong with soy if you have a strong family history of hormone receptive cancers in your family. Perhaps you know more than the oncologist ?
BUT do you have a MAGIC WAND? LOL
"Pee in my left hand"..."its funny and true!" 😂
Made my day
Please do these old commercials with Nick. That would be halarious. The 2 of you are comedy gold
Yes!! A whole series!
13:34. "ice is real hard though". Matteos face! 😅😅🤣
dozens of customers shattered glasses following his example...
“Is that just Ringo Star?” ….Dying through the whole video!!😂😂😂😂😂
PLEASE do a whole fkn series on infomercials they were my fave growing up😂especially early 00s ones! Don’t forget the Tiddy Bear💀
You, Matteo, are brilliant. Those info-mercials were late night entertainment for those who didn't get "lucky" at the bars!
I feel like one of my relatives had one of these back in the day. The name alone makes me giggle, lol. Remember the “Shake Weight” in the early 2000’s?! Oh Lawd!
you mean of of the most obscene/suggestive devices even seen on TV? 🤭 Order our new BIG BLACK ONE now!
OMG! "Fart your way home" had me spitting my drink out. I had to stop the video. Was laughing so hard, too.
As an Italian, I think I am obligated to own that sweatshirt but Google isn’t helping me- where is it from?? Also, I love that you actually bought something from one of these infomercials! I always wanted to as a 90s kid.
Was gonna say the same thing lol
“What if I told you we landed on the moon” 🤣😂
I had to pause for a good 30 seconds to catch my breath!
THIS is a series that we need.
The 30-calorie whipped dessert represents everything about '80s diet culture. Even as a kid, I wanted to make low-calorie, delicious desserts! Late night infomercials really spoke to kids like me -- only children, who are night owls looking for something to watch (before we had 24/7 streaming), and whom thin culture targeted early.
It may not be a miracle product but there is an immersion blender in every commercial kitchen I have worked in.
I still say...set it and forget it. With family, friends, customers, and coworkers. 90s was crazy.
👏 I’m trying to bring back 80s and 90s phrases like this gem.
They’re not catching on around the office so far but I’ll keep trying 😂😂
The pause, inhale and look Matteo gave at "but ice is hard though!" still has me cackling🤣🤣🤣 The British lad reminds me of Dick Van Dykes energy in Mary Poppins when hes a multi instrumented street performer, so chaotic and needy
I would fight for Matteo’s pasta sweatshirt
I love that frame of Gen 1 Pokemon cards you have on the wall!
I want them and I like them, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way!
Plot twist. Everyone in the audience is in their 30s😂
magic wands are still pretty common in portugal. my parents had one, it was just to make soup. but like, you cook everything first, so it's all soft, and then you use the wand to liquify everything. when my mom was still alive, she had trouble eating and so everything had to be in soup form, and so i'd make the soup, and then add some minced meat, and use the wand to make everything into a liquid that was easy for her to eat. but it was never used for anything else, it was just to make chunks "disappear"
Matteo Lane is FURIOSSSSS! 😂 so entertaining! 😂
The world needs Matteo & Nick infomercials!
One of these days I want to get a long ad and be like “ugh dammit where’s the remote” and then go “WAIT STOP” because it’s Matteo hosting an honest to god infomercial
Matteo, I could watch you critique infomercials all day long 😂😂😂
This has a similar energy to the old Magic Bullet commercials. If this is a series, I'd highly recommend reacting to that as well.
9:03 “What’s he doing down there?!?”
Matteo: “a fresh born baby could mash potatoes”. I am 😂😂😂😂😂😂 at this one. Hilarious! Thank you Matteo! 😂❤😂❤
13:51 - I love how the look of horror on Matteo's face like he's watching him grind up the class hamster with the Magic Wand.
It's definately a hostage situation! 😂
this is chaos magic Wanda 💀
The ESGE magic wand has been one of the best and most reliable German kitchen appliances for over 60 years. Simply a good hand blender.
I had a drinking problem back in the day. I now realize there may have been other factors that contributed to the problem. Just seeing this makes me want to drink again...
Are they gonna F _ _ _, what are these carrots for. I sprained a fat rool from laughing so hard. Darn it Matteo!!! SLAY!!
Omg Matteo's Harry Shearer impression pulverized me
Matteo should make an infomercial about ______________.
stupid products. a prancommercial. 😊
Is Matteo or Nick gonna play the British guy?
The English bloke sounds like one of the Chuckle Brothers (childrens comedy duo in the 90’s here in the UK) 😂😂
I thought that too 😂😂😂 A northern English bloke working in America in the 90s? Ahead of his time! Lol
@@Queenfairypants So true 😂😂😂
Literally thought he was Paul but he doesn't have the moustache! To me to you etc.
@@Mulbert 😂😂😂😂
I thought so too
My mom still has her “miracle machine”. 😅
Matteo's hair is looking thicker and better than ever!
Coming up on a million subscribers,congrats! 🎉❤
Matteo Dear. There are people who would PAY to see you Wheeeeeeee in you left hand. 😂😛
Omg Honey the AQUA NET SPRAYED HAIR...I CAN'T...😂😂😂😂😂XOXO FROM CHICAGO ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😊😊
Matteo MUST be the new voiceover for these!
all that for frother 😂
damn the 90's was crazy
Matteo you would love the "Morning After" Magic Bullet infomercial! A bunch actors playing hung over house guests being forced to witness the versatility of the magic bullet. Amazing.
He’s made a video on that with another UA-camr I think.
@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman You're right with Gabi Belle thanks for the heads up!!!
@@itstotallykyle7210 You’re welcome! It’s a hilarious video.
Matteo you're killing me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👏
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. 😂😂😂
This was amazing. I never knew I'd enjoy watching infomercials this much but here we are. Can't wait for the Turbo Cooker video.😅
😂 That was the best infomercial I've ever seen! Your commentary was perfection! Please please do more of these! The 90s was a GOLD MINE for infomercials, you'll have plenty of material!
MORE. OF. THIS. This is amazingly awesome.
Matteo is like Tim Dillion he never disappoints with the satire!!!
Infomericals were so painful...but I did make mayo last night with an immersion blender 😅
the magic wand "will make horrible food into tasty"
its just that nobody understood the idea 😂😂😂
I keep seeing these glimpses where Matteo’s face is saying “I still want it. Where’s my phone.”
The thing is the stuff they served the actors probably was good because it was actual whipped cream and mousse they made 12 of before the shoot. The prop guy sure as hell didn't use a magic wand and skim milk for that.
Actually homemade mayo is WAAAYYYY better than store-bought.
Yes, it is! Totally worth the time and really not that much trouble.
Indeed, it's so vastily superior it's dangerous because I think about homemade when I eat store bought
Truth. I would drink it if I didn't have any pride
And those glasses on Mike have been showing up again
“This is chaos magic, Wanda” broke me😂🤣 I need more infomercial reactions
You have me rolling at 2:55 am .. I need to go back to sleep but can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
3 am. drinking wine while binging Matteo's infomercial videos and "they're in their early hundreds" made me do a full spit-take. trying to clean sticky peach wine off my monitor before my cat licks it was not on my bingo card for the night. love these vids so much.
"Literally a fresh born baby could mash potatoes" 😂
That was..... an experience
You need to do the snack master sandwich maker! I begged for it, used it like 3 times and never saw it again!