Northernlion enters a fugue state and rants about Vancouver roads

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  • Опубліковано 14 лис 2024

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  • @zacharynovak2180
    @zacharynovak2180 Рік тому +508

    You may call it a fugue state, but I see it more as a highly trained athlete entering a flow state. The egg is becoming a civil engineer.

    • @Leifenguard
      @Leifenguard 11 місяців тому +10

      Egg becoming city planner arc

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor 9 місяців тому +3

      the egg is soaring!

  • @LK-po2rb
    @LK-po2rb Рік тому +297

    I feel like he's usually in a fugue state then has some rare moments of clarity, if anything.

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 9 місяців тому +3

      this is the clarity

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 Рік тому +208

    All i can think of is how fast NL would be zipping past cars on a bike with all that peleton training. Luna in the backseat of the bike with wind hitting her face like a dog in a car.

  • @k-nun
    @k-nun 11 місяців тому +70

    He's coming for every state! He's not gonna do just 2 and stop! He's gonna do just 1 and stop!

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 Рік тому +66

    Shoutout to the freak in chat typing "TSKR" at K8 sneezing

  • @meowsicle7463
    @meowsicle7463 Рік тому +182

    "There's no reason to drive in the right lane" guy is actively fighting against all of american driving society

    • @Purin1023
      @Purin1023 Рік тому +49

      Genuine psychopath chatter

    • @potatoonastick2239
      @potatoonastick2239 Рік тому +1

      Maybe they were European and ignorant to the difference, it makes slightly more sense then

    • @TheFrozenMister
      @TheFrozenMister Рік тому +22

      @@potatoonastick2239 Do you... Do you think europe drives on the left?

    • @potatoonastick2239
      @potatoonastick2239 Рік тому +3

      @@TheFrozenMister No, I know that in Europe, the left lane is the fast lane, for overtaking others. One could say that there's no reason for them to drive in the rightmost lane, since they're always in a hurry or something.

    • @BigBigBigJeff
      @BigBigBigJeff Рік тому +8

      @podruznyVITAuk Japan and new Zealand are like the only left hand drivers

  • @PepeLeehay
    @PepeLeehay Рік тому +60

    fact checking myself after the fact, but currently, seoul capital area is ~26 million, US Midwest is ~69 million, with chicago metro area being about ~9 million of that. but the density difference does go crazy, since the midwest is like 2 million square km and seoul capital's around 13 thousand.

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 Рік тому +119

    The roads do sound horrific. No protected left turns is insanity

    • @tezpokemonmaster
      @tezpokemonmaster Рік тому +14

      it's just inconsistency, there are plenty of protected left turns in the lower mainland but not on many older streets, which is kinda stupid tbh, especially when combined with allowing right turn on red. this is why transit and biking is what I do 90% of the time, for my own sanity.

    • @Person-275
      @Person-275 Рік тому +7

      Tbh this is by far more a west side thing, which is funny considering thats where most of the money is. But east van tends to have pretty good intersections, other than like nanaimo and hastings or renfrew and hastings which have that same problem. Also, most traffic in downtown is pretty decent to navigate, though it’s sometimes tricky to remember all the different one way street locations. The best option is to always take public transit cause we have a city where it actually works pretty well.

    • @liampett1313
      @liampett1313 11 місяців тому

      Calgary has the opposite problem. Protected left turns on every goddamn turn no matter how desolate.

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon Рік тому +16

    2:00 MARYLAND NOT MENTIONED LETSGO

  • @occupationDan
    @occupationDan 11 місяців тому +7

    The Detroit stray is unfounded

    • @rcoder01
      @rcoder01 11 місяців тому +2

      Detroit on the rise fr

  • @Vieweer
    @Vieweer 11 місяців тому +17

    I greatly enjoy how based and automobile safety-pilled NL is

  • @unitmikey7
    @unitmikey7 Місяць тому +2

    The biggest truth about Washington and her roads, from a denizen, is that when it doesn't rain for a while we get a bit psychotic behind the wheel. The dog days of summer are an absolute death trap when you pass through here. As soon as the roads get wet we lock back in and chill out.

  • @ScoffMathews
    @ScoffMathews Рік тому +14

    Please do the "The kill" edit when NL starts going off about lanes

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon Рік тому +7

    2:47 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

  • @tubbiestbeef4222
    @tubbiestbeef4222 11 місяців тому +6

    Wake up honey, more Sufjan Stevens references

  • @Medrin
    @Medrin 11 місяців тому +13

    i can't imagine how this stuff feels if you aren't from the region, probably just completely unhinged

    • @lbgstzockt8493
      @lbgstzockt8493 11 місяців тому +12

      Very hinged actually, its not like Vancouver is the only city with back-asswards traffic planning.

    • @0Roach_
      @0Roach_ 10 місяців тому +3

      I feel like if anyone doesn't know how to drive it feels unhinged; like myself, I have no idea whats happening but +2 anyway,

  • @mvemjsunp8
    @mvemjsunp8 11 місяців тому +6

    any other Milwaukee viewers confused about how he knows?

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt Рік тому +38

    "People who drive too slow cause more accidents than people who drive too fast"
    This is why I'll never get on a highway. I live too close to Massachusetts, and they give drivers licenses to just about anyone with this mindset. Massholes'll really say that "good driving" means "breaking every rule and surviving", then wonder why people around here hate seeing white and red license plates.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Рік тому +25

      everybody's a 'confident' and 'assertive' driver until they vaporize a minivan full of schoolchildren because they refuse to do anything under 90 in a residential and don't know what brakes or turn signals are.
      obeying the rules of the road for the good of yourself and neighbors is badass.

    • @CycleMantis
      @CycleMantis 11 місяців тому +11

      They're the type of guys to cut off a semi-truck with no lead or signaling, but imagine they can get to wherever they're going 12 seconds faster

    • @OfLastingThunder
      @OfLastingThunder Місяць тому

      This is for highway driving, not mogging down the suburb doing 150. Dont be in the left lane if youre driving slow. If youre on an on ramp to merge to a highway, match the highway speed before you get to the main road. Slow drivers also often hit their brakes for any fucking reason at all.

  • @josh-kf2rd
    @josh-kf2rd 7 місяців тому +1

    "States where business thrive are just lucky." - Northernliberal

  • @erato4362
    @erato4362 11 місяців тому +2

    the person who posted ICANT HI ICANT during the ohio section, you did a funny gg

  • @j-mc2144
    @j-mc2144 Рік тому +6

    13:06 DOTA MENTIONED WHOLESALE

  • @fredrik8500
    @fredrik8500 11 місяців тому +5

    Yeah, people that drive fast don’t cause accidents. That’s why nobody ever crashes in F1.

  • @HarryAyA
    @HarryAyA Місяць тому

    I consume a lot of NL content and yet I'm still coming back for some of the Librarian videos I missed.
    I will say the part where he starts talking about the lack of protected left turns in Vancouver awakened a memory in me of him playing Alt F4 and talking about the Vancouver roads.
    It's getting to the point where I as someone who does not live in Vancouver and has never really even seen Vancouver and able to start mentally mapping it out.

  • @haatash
    @haatash 11 місяців тому +4

    not the fuck minnesota chant 😭

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 11 місяців тому +3

    As a Canadian I have to wonder how many NL viewers per capital exist in Newfoundland.

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico Рік тому +4

    4:42 @sad_cat_dad As NL's only Delawarean viewer, you got me.
    Also, I looked at the streetview of Oak and 70th and it's a genuine war crime of an intersection.

  • @yoslo6832
    @yoslo6832 11 місяців тому +1

    It’s so true about Washington exit and merge lanes. We have a bajillion and somehow at least 3 lanes

  • @troyhadge8300
    @troyhadge8300 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks as always man

  • @Matkatamiba
    @Matkatamiba Рік тому +9

    SF and Vancouver are comically similar

  • @jovialvibes5962
    @jovialvibes5962 11 місяців тому +10

    Put some respect on Minnesota’s corporate name. Target, General Mills, Best Buy, 3M. We go toe to toe with Washington

  • @RushandSNLfan
    @RushandSNLfan Рік тому +16

    Thanks, Librarian, for capturing the most watchable parts of SAP.

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon 21 день тому +1

    9:40 I think about this all the time, people willing to risk their own lives and the lives of everyone around them to get to Burger King 5 seconds faster. Genuinely insane

  • @Veilure
    @Veilure 11 місяців тому +1

    2:49 MILL CREEK MENTIONED‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥

  • @jnm92
    @jnm92 Рік тому +9

    That instrumental Sufjan Stevens New York tunnel album is SO good. Still listen to it

    • @buss3796
      @buss3796 Рік тому

      which one's that?

    • @jnm92
      @jnm92 Рік тому

      @@buss3796 “The BQE”

    • @PepeLeehay
      @PepeLeehay Рік тому +1

      @@buss3796 The BQE

  • @LillithMK
    @LillithMK 5 місяців тому +2

    im from milwaukee and a guy from grindr said he loves NL

  • @Perceptious37
    @Perceptious37 7 місяців тому +1

    The worst thing when ur driving on a highway/interstate is when you have been following someone going slower than you, then you move over to pass them then they just ram on the gas and not let you pass to then just slow down again, so you gotta drag race these dumbfucks to get infront of them because they dont wanna drive at a constant speed and also dont want people to pass them. Either watch ur speedometer or set cruise control for fucks sakes. dont get me started on people staring at their phone at a stop light then dont go for like 5-10 seconds after the light turns green.

  • @mango0650
    @mango0650 11 місяців тому +1

    As someone who lives in Phoenix I'm always HOVmaxing. Genuinely the safest lane on the road

  • @nekollama3994
    @nekollama3994 6 місяців тому +1

    There is a big population of miami people that only go to places with A/C (malls, restaurants, other people's houses, etc) that can vibe with what NL is spitting.

  • @Razier64
    @Razier64 11 місяців тому +1

    Not my ass looking around on google maps at Vancouver just trying to find streets that he mentions for no real reason

  • @ayonaka
    @ayonaka 11 днів тому

    13:50 words have never been more true about Oak and 70th. absolute disaster!

  • @7eewilsmi127
    @7eewilsmi127 4 місяці тому

    you will never convince me the city i live in isn't coastal when it takes me less than 30 minutes to get to the coast

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 8 місяців тому +1

    "Keep right except to pass" just means not to stay in the leftmost lane if youre not passing. It doesnt mean yiu need to go as far right as possible.
    Why would there be 5 lanes if everyone was technically only supposed to use 2?

  • @HokeyBugle
    @HokeyBugle 2 місяці тому

    Left lane (#1) is for passing, second left (#2) is for driving (through traffic).
    All other lanes are local traffic and entering/exiting.

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 11 місяців тому +2

    Yo Georgia mentioned! I dream of NL visiting Atlanta for some ungodly reason and ranting about the city for 30 minutes.

    • @ursamajor4684
      @ursamajor4684 11 місяців тому

      if i ever heard NL complain about spaghetti junction or 285 i think i would lose it LMAO

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 11 місяців тому +1

      Looking at Atlanta on Google maps is giving me an existential crisis due to the sheer insane amount of suburbs that surround it.

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 11 місяців тому +2

    Well I am gonna be honest this is what happens when you don't have good public transport in your city in the form of based trains.

  • @dgrex24
    @dgrex24 Рік тому +2

    Miami based viewer here checking in.

  • @Jeff-yz1wx
    @Jeff-yz1wx Рік тому +1

    stellar content today librarian

  • @heyitsthatdude17
    @heyitsthatdude17 11 місяців тому +1

    I feel like egg would lose his shit if someone pointed out that Vancouver has a smaller population than shit like Columbus, Ohio

    • @atlasiscooler4694
      @atlasiscooler4694 4 місяці тому

      Columbus has more in the city proper than Vancouver, but Metro Vancouver is bigger than the Columbus metropolitan area.

  • @mitchmay3867
    @mitchmay3867 11 місяців тому

    In 3 lanes the middle is the slow. Left is fast and right is exiting

  • @micromushies
    @micromushies Рік тому +2

    "I bet I dont have a lot of viewers from MIami" Me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my boyfriend too! I have gotten some of my friends into you as well :D

  • @doctorgears9358
    @doctorgears9358 2 місяці тому

    A lot of people in the midwest would not consider Chicago to be in the midwest.

  • @dyoyo99
    @dyoyo99 Рік тому +2

    Nl is right everyone drives like a psycho on i5

  • @lordpokesmoke
    @lordpokesmoke 2 місяці тому

    Unironically never seen a Canadian with a better understanding of American geography and regions. And that Chicago is on the coast.

  • @PokemonTrainerJames
    @PokemonTrainerJames Рік тому

    here in illinois we do have advanced left turn lights, but motherfuckers always want to run the reds anyway! i understand when its needed, but holy shit people, you'll get your light just chill

  • @Materialist39
    @Materialist39 11 місяців тому +2

    (Failed state) MENTIONED!

  • @telkaivokalma
    @telkaivokalma Рік тому +3

    FeelsMinnesotanMan

  • @josephjuncaj5784
    @josephjuncaj5784 2 місяці тому

    Detroit NL fans clocking in for the midwest discourse

  • @wormsonly
    @wormsonly 11 місяців тому +5

    when he said chicago is more important than michigan i got for real actually mega triggered

  • @TristanFrazer420
    @TristanFrazer420 11 місяців тому

    this rant is truly the only thing I care about

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 11 місяців тому

    As a Michigander I can confirm that we own every city that touches Lake Michigan. However, Chicago sucks, so we let Illinois keep it.

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 26 днів тому

    Seoul has 1/4 the population of Canada.

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 8 місяців тому

    Washington state liver here, the law is not to keep rihjt except to pass except certain areas, also you need to be in the middle lane if you're not passing or exiting. If you're in the right lane you're in the way of people on the on ramp.

  • @hellssatansfc
    @hellssatansfc Рік тому +5

    Kansas City is "without a doubt" in the midwest? The man has lost his mind

    • @aigals
      @aigals Рік тому +8

      literally the most midwest city ever, its straddling missouri and kansas like what

    • @hellssatansfc
      @hellssatansfc Рік тому +10

      @aigals it's literally to the West of the "gateway to the west" it's just the full blown west. Nobody in Kansas has ever drank a Vernors ginger ale or said you betcha. It's all BBQ and evangelicalism out there. Not passive-aggressive Lutheranism. Also, surely the most Midwest city ever is Milwaukee

    • @AOTSismyhero
      @AOTSismyhero Рік тому +2

      @@hellssatansfc I will die on this hill with you bud

    • @hellssatansfc
      @hellssatansfc Рік тому

      @@AOTSismyhero thank you for your service comrade

    • @seek__on
      @seek__on Рік тому +1

      The census definition puts it in the midwest buddy. Your definition of midwest really only applies to minnesota and wisconsin

  • @rikolasdf
    @rikolasdf Рік тому +1

    milwaukee viewer checking in

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX Рік тому

    Every time I see the word fugue I read fudge. I have no idea why, maybe it's my non-native English brain that does it but it's very funny.

  • @inrainbow09
    @inrainbow09 10 місяців тому

    this man knows vancouver has bad road planning

  • @sethjohnson5714
    @sethjohnson5714 11 місяців тому

    man that "cars exploding" bit didn't age well

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 11 місяців тому

    Why is Connecticut catching strays, man 😔

  • @bdubbs
    @bdubbs Місяць тому

    I am from Miami, so there's one for NL

  • @stelmaria-mx
    @stelmaria-mx 7 місяців тому

    Kate do be sneezin loud

  • @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR

    i liked it, i was good at it, it made me... it made me feel alive

  • @The_Grimsun
    @The_Grimsun 10 місяців тому

    Hard +2 the middle lane being the worst lane.

  • @barcodebear
    @barcodebear Місяць тому

    Miami NL watcher here 🧍‍♂️

  • @DatBeast18
    @DatBeast18 11 місяців тому +1

    Someone really said there’s no reason to be in the right lane if you’re not exiting????

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 День тому

      On a standard 3 lane freeway you have passing, travel, exit. If everyone piled up in the right lane only that would make traffic worse this increasing the chance of an accident (more cars on the road at the same time = more potential collisions) so yes, use every lane except the far left as a travel lane, pass on the left, and merge left for incoming and exiting traffic.

    • @DatBeast18
      @DatBeast18 23 години тому

      @@teagancombest6049 Youd rather just see everyone pile up in the middle then? Meaning theres only on lane for passing instead of two? If you're going 90-100 and the speed limit is 110 why tf would you be cruising in the middle?

  • @Susboycocoa
    @Susboycocoa 11 місяців тому

    Yooo I’m an NL viewer from Miami

  • @GetBodiedSon
    @GetBodiedSon Місяць тому

    I am literally in detroit

  • @TheKornbeef
    @TheKornbeef 6 місяців тому

    yo wtf I'm Minnesota born and raised 28 years how dare you nl

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 5 місяців тому

    4:34 hey

  • @mightbedelta
    @mightbedelta Місяць тому

    UTAH!! OOHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @NivetFox
    @NivetFox 11 місяців тому

    BURY ME BURY ME

  • @FirstLast-gm9nu
    @FirstLast-gm9nu 11 місяців тому

    Chicago couldn't be a coastal city because they invented reaganomics

    • @Zooropa_Station
      @Zooropa_Station 4 місяці тому

      To be fair the coasts used to be very conservative - Reagan's own California along with New England's fiscal-oriented "Yankee/Rockefeller Republicans"

  • @noarmsnolife6665
    @noarmsnolife6665 9 місяців тому

    does he ever win in this game

  • @luxuryinminiature
    @luxuryinminiature 11 місяців тому

    insanely funny he's just listing the whitest cities as where his fans are located

  • @andressalvat
    @andressalvat 19 годин тому

    I'm a Miami viewer

  • @yuio39
    @yuio39 Рік тому +1

    Chicago's not coastal it's just built on a swamp next to the biggest lake in the world that's located entirely in one country

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 11 місяців тому +2

      Lake Michigan and Lake Huron are actually 1 lake

    • @Zooropa_Station
      @Zooropa_Station 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean, coast is coast, innit. And it has access to the Atlantic fwiw.

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 День тому

      ​@@enotsnavdier6867hydrologically you are wrong. You are correct at kindergarten level logic, yes.

  • @gutfrets1693
    @gutfrets1693 8 місяців тому

    im from miami can verify

  • @Thepaperlad
    @Thepaperlad Рік тому

    It’s ME

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 11 місяців тому

    Calling Chicago coastal lmao

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 8 місяців тому +1

    I dont get this at all, this guy sucks.