Northernlion enters a fugue state and rants about Vancouver roads

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  • @zacharynovak2180
    @zacharynovak2180 Рік тому +613

    You may call it a fugue state, but I see it more as a highly trained athlete entering a flow state. The egg is becoming a civil engineer.

    • @Leifenguard
      @Leifenguard Рік тому +12

      Egg becoming city planner arc

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor 11 місяців тому +3

      the egg is soaring!

  • @LK-po2rb
    @LK-po2rb Рік тому +337

    I feel like he's usually in a fugue state then has some rare moments of clarity, if anything.

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 10 місяців тому +4

      this is the clarity

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 Рік тому +244

    All i can think of is how fast NL would be zipping past cars on a bike with all that peleton training. Luna in the backseat of the bike with wind hitting her face like a dog in a car.

  • @k-nun
    @k-nun Рік тому +96

    He's coming for every state! He's not gonna do just 2 and stop! He's gonna do just 1 and stop!

  • @meowsicle7463
    @meowsicle7463 Рік тому +207

    "There's no reason to drive in the right lane" guy is actively fighting against all of american driving society

    • @Purin1023
      @Purin1023 Рік тому +55

      Genuine psychopath chatter

    • @potatoonastick2239
      @potatoonastick2239 Рік тому +1

      Maybe they were European and ignorant to the difference, it makes slightly more sense then

    • @TheFrozenMister
      @TheFrozenMister Рік тому +25

      @@potatoonastick2239 Do you... Do you think europe drives on the left?

    • @potatoonastick2239
      @potatoonastick2239 Рік тому +4

      @@TheFrozenMister No, I know that in Europe, the left lane is the fast lane, for overtaking others. One could say that there's no reason for them to drive in the rightmost lane, since they're always in a hurry or something.

    • @BigBigBigJeff
      @BigBigBigJeff Рік тому +8

      @podruznyVITAuk Japan and new Zealand are like the only left hand drivers

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 Рік тому +84

    Shoutout to the freak in chat typing "TSKR" at K8 sneezing

  • @PepeLeehay
    @PepeLeehay Рік тому +72

    fact checking myself after the fact, but currently, seoul capital area is ~26 million, US Midwest is ~69 million, with chicago metro area being about ~9 million of that. but the density difference does go crazy, since the midwest is like 2 million square km and seoul capital's around 13 thousand.

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon 2 місяці тому +5

    9:40 I think about this all the time, people willing to risk their own lives and the lives of everyone around them to get to Burger King 5 seconds faster. Genuinely insane

  • @Ragnell123
    @Ragnell123 Рік тому +130

    The roads do sound horrific. No protected left turns is insanity

    • @tezpokemonmaster
      @tezpokemonmaster Рік тому +15

      it's just inconsistency, there are plenty of protected left turns in the lower mainland but not on many older streets, which is kinda stupid tbh, especially when combined with allowing right turn on red. this is why transit and biking is what I do 90% of the time, for my own sanity.

    • @Person-275
      @Person-275 Рік тому +7

      Tbh this is by far more a west side thing, which is funny considering thats where most of the money is. But east van tends to have pretty good intersections, other than like nanaimo and hastings or renfrew and hastings which have that same problem. Also, most traffic in downtown is pretty decent to navigate, though it’s sometimes tricky to remember all the different one way street locations. The best option is to always take public transit cause we have a city where it actually works pretty well.

    • @liampett1313
      @liampett1313 Рік тому

      Calgary has the opposite problem. Protected left turns on every goddamn turn no matter how desolate.

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon Рік тому +23

    2:00 MARYLAND NOT MENTIONED LETSGO

  • @dn_mat
    @dn_mat Рік тому +14

    The Detroit stray is unfounded

    • @rcoder01
      @rcoder01 Рік тому +3

      Detroit on the rise fr

  • @troyhadge8300
    @troyhadge8300 Рік тому +4

    Thanks as always man

  • @Vieweer
    @Vieweer Рік тому +21

    I greatly enjoy how based and automobile safety-pilled NL is

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon Рік тому +13

    2:47 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

  • @Medrin
    @Medrin Рік тому +16

    i can't imagine how this stuff feels if you aren't from the region, probably just completely unhinged

    • @lbgstzockt8493
      @lbgstzockt8493 Рік тому +14

      Very hinged actually, its not like Vancouver is the only city with back-asswards traffic planning.

    • @0Roach_
      @0Roach_ 11 місяців тому +4

      I feel like if anyone doesn't know how to drive it feels unhinged; like myself, I have no idea whats happening but +2 anyway,

  • @tubbiestbeef4222
    @tubbiestbeef4222 Рік тому +7

    Wake up honey, more Sufjan Stevens references

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt Рік тому +44

    "People who drive too slow cause more accidents than people who drive too fast"
    This is why I'll never get on a highway. I live too close to Massachusetts, and they give drivers licenses to just about anyone with this mindset. Massholes'll really say that "good driving" means "breaking every rule and surviving", then wonder why people around here hate seeing white and red license plates.

    • @Phoenix0F8
      @Phoenix0F8 Рік тому +29

      everybody's a 'confident' and 'assertive' driver until they vaporize a minivan full of schoolchildren because they refuse to do anything under 90 in a residential and don't know what brakes or turn signals are.
      obeying the rules of the road for the good of yourself and neighbors is badass.

    • @CycleMantis
      @CycleMantis Рік тому +13

      They're the type of guys to cut off a semi-truck with no lead or signaling, but imagine they can get to wherever they're going 12 seconds faster

    • @OfLastingThunder
      @OfLastingThunder 3 місяці тому +1

      This is for highway driving, not mogging down the suburb doing 150. Dont be in the left lane if youre driving slow. If youre on an on ramp to merge to a highway, match the highway speed before you get to the main road. Slow drivers also often hit their brakes for any fucking reason at all.

    • @thenayancat8802
      @thenayancat8802 21 день тому

      @@OfLastingThunder Fast drivers also often hit their brakes for any reason, probably more so given that they must react to hazards in a much smaller window than slower drivers. The relevant factor is predictability, and you're actually insane if you think that slower drivers are less predictable than faster drivers

    • @OfLastingThunder
      @OfLastingThunder 20 днів тому

      @thenayancat8802 i didn't say predictable. But often times slow drivers ALSO hit their brakes while already going slow. It's dangerous. It's been proven. All studies point to driving slow in the left lane being dangerous for everyone included period. There's no argument to be had here.

  • @ScoffMathews
    @ScoffMathews Рік тому +17

    Please do the "The kill" edit when NL starts going off about lanes

  • @unitmikey7
    @unitmikey7 3 місяці тому +2

    The biggest truth about Washington and her roads, from a denizen, is that when it doesn't rain for a while we get a bit psychotic behind the wheel. The dog days of summer are an absolute death trap when you pass through here. As soon as the roads get wet we lock back in and chill out.

  • @j-mc2144
    @j-mc2144 Рік тому +9

    13:06 DOTA MENTIONED WHOLESALE

  • @RushandSNLfan
    @RushandSNLfan Рік тому +18

    Thanks, Librarian, for capturing the most watchable parts of SAP.

  • @erato4362
    @erato4362 Рік тому +2

    the person who posted ICANT HI ICANT during the ohio section, you did a funny gg

  • @mvemjsunp8
    @mvemjsunp8 Рік тому +6

    any other Milwaukee viewers confused about how he knows?

  • @haatash
    @haatash Рік тому +6

    not the fuck minnesota chant 😭

  • @HarryAyA
    @HarryAyA 3 місяці тому

    I consume a lot of NL content and yet I'm still coming back for some of the Librarian videos I missed.
    I will say the part where he starts talking about the lack of protected left turns in Vancouver awakened a memory in me of him playing Alt F4 and talking about the Vancouver roads.
    It's getting to the point where I as someone who does not live in Vancouver and has never really even seen Vancouver and able to start mentally mapping it out.

  • @Neotenico
    @Neotenico Рік тому +4

    4:42 @sad_cat_dad As NL's only Delawarean viewer, you got me.
    Also, I looked at the streetview of Oak and 70th and it's a genuine war crime of an intersection.

  • @jnm92
    @jnm92 Рік тому +10

    That instrumental Sufjan Stevens New York tunnel album is SO good. Still listen to it

    • @buss3796
      @buss3796 Рік тому

      which one's that?

    • @jnm92
      @jnm92 Рік тому

      @@buss3796 “The BQE”

    • @PepeLeehay
      @PepeLeehay Рік тому +2

      @@buss3796 The BQE

  • @josh-kf2rd
    @josh-kf2rd 8 місяців тому +1

    "States where business thrive are just lucky." - Northernliberal

  • @jovialvibes5962
    @jovialvibes5962 Рік тому +10

    Put some respect on Minnesota’s corporate name. Target, General Mills, Best Buy, 3M. We go toe to toe with Washington

    • @itsokiie
      @itsokiie 5 днів тому

      as both a washingtonian & a minnesotan... ain't no way you're comparing those to Washington lmao

  • @nekollama3994
    @nekollama3994 7 місяців тому +1

    There is a big population of miami people that only go to places with A/C (malls, restaurants, other people's houses, etc) that can vibe with what NL is spitting.

  • @Veilure
    @Veilure Рік тому +1

    2:49 MILL CREEK MENTIONED‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥

  • @HokeyBugle
    @HokeyBugle 4 місяці тому

    Left lane (#1) is for passing, second left (#2) is for driving (through traffic).
    All other lanes are local traffic and entering/exiting.

  • @yoslo6832
    @yoslo6832 Рік тому +1

    It’s so true about Washington exit and merge lanes. We have a bajillion and somehow at least 3 lanes

  • @Razier64
    @Razier64 Рік тому +1

    Not my ass looking around on google maps at Vancouver just trying to find streets that he mentions for no real reason

  • @7eewilsmi127
    @7eewilsmi127 6 місяців тому

    you will never convince me the city i live in isn't coastal when it takes me less than 30 minutes to get to the coast

  • @GriffithFromBerk
    @GriffithFromBerk 18 днів тому +1

    So weird hearing that Milwaukee Wisconsin had a huge NL fan base

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 Рік тому +3

    Yo Georgia mentioned! I dream of NL visiting Atlanta for some ungodly reason and ranting about the city for 30 minutes.

    • @ursamajor4684
      @ursamajor4684 Рік тому

      if i ever heard NL complain about spaghetti junction or 285 i think i would lose it LMAO

    • @steveqi9309
      @steveqi9309 Рік тому +1

      Looking at Atlanta on Google maps is giving me an existential crisis due to the sheer insane amount of suburbs that surround it.

  • @mango0650
    @mango0650 Рік тому +1

    As someone who lives in Phoenix I'm always HOVmaxing. Genuinely the safest lane on the road

  • @Matkatamiba
    @Matkatamiba Рік тому +10

    SF and Vancouver are comically similar

  • @fredrik8500
    @fredrik8500 Рік тому +6

    Yeah, people that drive fast don’t cause accidents. That’s why nobody ever crashes in F1.

    • @frostjune6072
      @frostjune6072 Місяць тому

      but those guys have a pro license of course they dont crash lolll

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 20 днів тому

      are you fr? nobody crashes in f1?? 💀 you definitely don’t know anything about f1

  • @Jeff-yz1wx
    @Jeff-yz1wx Рік тому +1

    stellar content today librarian

  • @samg131
    @samg131 16 днів тому

    As a Californian who moved from LA to Chicago, I'm so glad I can stay coastal pilled

  • @ayonaka
    @ayonaka 2 місяці тому

    13:50 words have never been more true about Oak and 70th. absolute disaster!

  • @heyitsthatdude17
    @heyitsthatdude17 Рік тому +1

    I feel like egg would lose his shit if someone pointed out that Vancouver has a smaller population than shit like Columbus, Ohio

    • @atlasiscooler4694
      @atlasiscooler4694 6 місяців тому

      Columbus has more in the city proper than Vancouver, but Metro Vancouver is bigger than the Columbus metropolitan area.

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 9 місяців тому +1

    "Keep right except to pass" just means not to stay in the leftmost lane if youre not passing. It doesnt mean yiu need to go as far right as possible.
    Why would there be 5 lanes if everyone was technically only supposed to use 2?

  • @LillithMK
    @LillithMK 7 місяців тому +2

    im from milwaukee and a guy from grindr said he loves NL

  • @lordpokesmoke
    @lordpokesmoke 4 місяці тому

    Unironically never seen a Canadian with a better understanding of American geography and regions. And that Chicago is on the coast.

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 Рік тому +2

    Well I am gonna be honest this is what happens when you don't have good public transport in your city in the form of based trains.

  • @wormsonly
    @wormsonly Рік тому +5

    when he said chicago is more important than michigan i got for real actually mega triggered

  • @mitchmay3867
    @mitchmay3867 Рік тому

    In 3 lanes the middle is the slow. Left is fast and right is exiting

  • @TristanFrazer420
    @TristanFrazer420 Рік тому

    this rant is truly the only thing I care about

  • @Materialist39
    @Materialist39 Рік тому +2

    (Failed state) MENTIONED!

  • @Perceptious37
    @Perceptious37 9 місяців тому +1

    The worst thing when ur driving on a highway/interstate is when you have been following someone going slower than you, then you move over to pass them then they just ram on the gas and not let you pass to then just slow down again, so you gotta drag race these dumbfucks to get infront of them because they dont wanna drive at a constant speed and also dont want people to pass them. Either watch ur speedometer or set cruise control for fucks sakes. dont get me started on people staring at their phone at a stop light then dont go for like 5-10 seconds after the light turns green.

  • @doctorgears9358
    @doctorgears9358 4 місяці тому

    A lot of people in the midwest would not consider Chicago to be in the midwest.

  • @TheOisannNetwork
    @TheOisannNetwork Місяць тому

    My stress levels never recovered after driving in NA

  • @dgrex24
    @dgrex24 Рік тому +2

    Miami based viewer here checking in.

  • @telkaivokalma
    @telkaivokalma Рік тому +3

    FeelsMinnesotanMan

  • @micromushies
    @micromushies Рік тому +2

    "I bet I dont have a lot of viewers from MIami" Me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my boyfriend too! I have gotten some of my friends into you as well :D

  • @dyoyo99
    @dyoyo99 Рік тому +2

    Nl is right everyone drives like a psycho on i5

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 Рік тому

    As a Michigander I can confirm that we own every city that touches Lake Michigan. However, Chicago sucks, so we let Illinois keep it.

  • @PokemonTrainerJames
    @PokemonTrainerJames Рік тому

    here in illinois we do have advanced left turn lights, but motherfuckers always want to run the reds anyway! i understand when its needed, but holy shit people, you'll get your light just chill

  • @josephjuncaj5784
    @josephjuncaj5784 4 місяці тому

    Detroit NL fans clocking in for the midwest discourse

  • @mny2954
    @mny2954 Місяць тому

    I be razing the other cars in the mid lane I am that fiend

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 10 місяців тому

    Washington state liver here, the law is not to keep rihjt except to pass except certain areas, also you need to be in the middle lane if you're not passing or exiting. If you're in the right lane you're in the way of people on the on ramp.

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 Рік тому +3

    As a Canadian I have to wonder how many NL viewers per capital exist in Newfoundland.

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX Рік тому

    Every time I see the word fugue I read fudge. I have no idea why, maybe it's my non-native English brain that does it but it's very funny.

  • @hellssatansfc
    @hellssatansfc Рік тому +5

    Kansas City is "without a doubt" in the midwest? The man has lost his mind

    • @aigals
      @aigals Рік тому +8

      literally the most midwest city ever, its straddling missouri and kansas like what

    • @hellssatansfc
      @hellssatansfc Рік тому +10

      @aigals it's literally to the West of the "gateway to the west" it's just the full blown west. Nobody in Kansas has ever drank a Vernors ginger ale or said you betcha. It's all BBQ and evangelicalism out there. Not passive-aggressive Lutheranism. Also, surely the most Midwest city ever is Milwaukee

    • @AOTSismyhero
      @AOTSismyhero Рік тому +2

      @@hellssatansfc I will die on this hill with you bud

    • @hellssatansfc
      @hellssatansfc Рік тому

      @@AOTSismyhero thank you for your service comrade

    • @seek__on
      @seek__on Рік тому +1

      The census definition puts it in the midwest buddy. Your definition of midwest really only applies to minnesota and wisconsin

  • @jonathan2847
    @jonathan2847 2 місяці тому

    Seoul has 1/4 the population of Canada.

  • @rikolasdf
    @rikolasdf Рік тому +1

    milwaukee viewer checking in

  • @sethjohnson5714
    @sethjohnson5714 Рік тому

    man that "cars exploding" bit didn't age well

  • @DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR

    i liked it, i was good at it, it made me... it made me feel alive

  • @stelmaria-mx
    @stelmaria-mx 9 місяців тому

    Kate do be sneezin loud

  • @inrainbow09
    @inrainbow09 Рік тому

    this man knows vancouver has bad road planning

  • @TheSoCanadian
    @TheSoCanadian 7 місяців тому

    4:34 hey

  • @snorlax42
    @snorlax42 Рік тому

    Why is Connecticut catching strays, man 😔

  • @DatBeast18
    @DatBeast18 Рік тому +1

    Someone really said there’s no reason to be in the right lane if you’re not exiting????

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 Місяць тому

      On a standard 3 lane freeway you have passing, travel, exit. If everyone piled up in the right lane only that would make traffic worse this increasing the chance of an accident (more cars on the road at the same time = more potential collisions) so yes, use every lane except the far left as a travel lane, pass on the left, and merge left for incoming and exiting traffic.

    • @DatBeast18
      @DatBeast18 Місяць тому

      @@teagancombest6049 Youd rather just see everyone pile up in the middle then? Meaning theres only on lane for passing instead of two? If you're going 90-100 and the speed limit is 110 why tf would you be cruising in the middle?

  • @bdubbs
    @bdubbs 3 місяці тому

    I am from Miami, so there's one for NL

  • @NivetFox
    @NivetFox Рік тому

    BURY ME BURY ME

  • @r1n488
    @r1n488 28 днів тому

    7:36 super based NL

  • @The_Grimsun
    @The_Grimsun Рік тому

    Hard +2 the middle lane being the worst lane.

  • @GetBodiedSon
    @GetBodiedSon 3 місяці тому

    I am literally in detroit

  • @mightbedelta
    @mightbedelta 3 місяці тому

    UTAH!! OOHHHHHH!!!!!!!

  • @yuio39
    @yuio39 Рік тому +1

    Chicago's not coastal it's just built on a swamp next to the biggest lake in the world that's located entirely in one country

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 Рік тому +2

      Lake Michigan and Lake Huron are actually 1 lake

    • @Zooropa_Station
      @Zooropa_Station 6 місяців тому +1

      I mean, coast is coast, innit. And it has access to the Atlantic fwiw.

    • @teagancombest6049
      @teagancombest6049 Місяць тому

      ​@@enotsnavdier6867hydrologically you are wrong. You are correct at kindergarten level logic, yes.

  • @barcodebear
    @barcodebear 3 місяці тому

    Miami NL watcher here 🧍‍♂️

  • @marceline3665
    @marceline3665 29 днів тому

    why does he have the same cadence as trump when hes mad

  • @Susboycocoa
    @Susboycocoa Рік тому

    Yooo I’m an NL viewer from Miami

  • @TheKornbeef
    @TheKornbeef 8 місяців тому

    yo wtf I'm Minnesota born and raised 28 years how dare you nl

  • @luxuryinminiature
    @luxuryinminiature Рік тому

    insanely funny he's just listing the whitest cities as where his fans are located

  • @FirstLast-gm9nu
    @FirstLast-gm9nu Рік тому

    Chicago couldn't be a coastal city because they invented reaganomics

    • @Zooropa_Station
      @Zooropa_Station 6 місяців тому

      To be fair the coasts used to be very conservative - Reagan's own California along with New England's fiscal-oriented "Yankee/Rockefeller Republicans"

  • @noarmsnolife6665
    @noarmsnolife6665 11 місяців тому

    does he ever win in this game

  • @gutfrets1693
    @gutfrets1693 10 місяців тому

    im from miami can verify

  • @Thepaperlad
    @Thepaperlad Рік тому

    It’s ME

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat Рік тому

    Calling Chicago coastal lmao

  • @andressalvat
    @andressalvat Місяць тому

    I'm a Miami viewer

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 10 місяців тому +2

    I dont get this at all, this guy sucks.