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  • Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
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    Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
    This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
    As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
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    This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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    HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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    Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
    This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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    Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
    Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
    Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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    Taken from Wikipedia
    Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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    A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
    This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
    Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
    This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg UA-cam comments).
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    Taken from Urban Dictionary
    #Hfy #Scifi #NArration

КОМЕНТАРІ • 73

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 роки тому +42

    The brass always panics when the grunts have a better grasp of technology than they do.

  • @stevenweaver3386
    @stevenweaver3386 2 роки тому +20

    A portable nano factory given to bored, and inquisitive humans? What could possibly go wrong?

    • @DanJones-np8xb
      @DanJones-np8xb 2 місяці тому

      Nothing I can imagine... Nothing at all.
      :}

    • @CollinAlbert-zt6cc
      @CollinAlbert-zt6cc 8 годин тому

      Hot Tub Time Machine 2’s “personal” tablet.

  • @hardcoreholman303
    @hardcoreholman303 4 роки тому +80

    So did they take the doohickys away because we were being reckless with them or were we too good with them and they got scared.

    • @kylersmith5675
      @kylersmith5675 4 роки тому +11

      We do that to ourselves of course they are going ti do it

    • @timothyswanson8773
      @timothyswanson8773 3 роки тому +21

      Bit of both. More the latter it seems.

    • @rodolfog2459
      @rodolfog2459 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @keepermovin5906
      @keepermovin5906 3 роки тому +18

      I mean the one guy was probably gonna make a black hole or a nuke or something

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +12

      @@keepermovin5906 i thought he was depositing nano-whatsits into the ground and was going to construct a demon!

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 2 роки тому +15

    Corps of Engineers... Yes. Turning rocks into replicators.

  • @ZM1306
    @ZM1306 Рік тому +10

    So you have a nano forge backpack that works by imagination...
    I would imagine ripping my enemies apart and stiching the pieces back together to make flesh golem armies as I press the front lines forward....
    This would be why they don't want us to have the toys....

  • @neosildrake
    @neosildrake 3 роки тому +29

    I want one of those backpacks.
    Space magic whoohoooo! Hell yeah!!!

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 3 роки тому +29

    (chuckles) "O' shawna-hassy," that's just beautiful...

  • @Caercutta30
    @Caercutta30 3 роки тому +22

    Im smiling so hard the fan has dried my gums.

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 3 роки тому +15

    The second story tells me that they just lack imagination.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 10 місяців тому +1

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +4

    Too good with visualisation. OoOoPs!

  • @TairnKA
    @TairnKA Рік тому +4

    I'm still trying to figure out what the soldier had pulled from the dirt (that blew up)?

  • @leonrafe8513
    @leonrafe8513 3 роки тому +9

    Magic backpacks!

  • @eleventhprimarch5303
    @eleventhprimarch5303 4 роки тому +16

    I want one...

  • @plinko-moss
    @plinko-moss 3 роки тому +9

    Earthbending

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @the.apocalypse.is.69
    @the.apocalypse.is.69 4 роки тому +6

    So underrated

  • @FirebaII0
    @FirebaII0 3 роки тому +5

    COMICALLY LARGE SPOOOOON

  • @FirebaII0
    @FirebaII0 3 роки тому +4

    I thought that this was gonna be improve ngl for the first story

  • @walkswithantsbear6151
    @walkswithantsbear6151 3 роки тому +7

    We're gonna need a bigger n-tool.
    For the algorithm.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 роки тому +4

    keeper going

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 2 роки тому +2

    Uhoh portable replicator.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 6 місяців тому

    Oh no bored E4s with a wish machine. What could go wrong with that round of grunts and crafts?

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 роки тому +3

    To please the algorithm

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 10 годин тому

    I love these stories

  • @ceilyurie856
    @ceilyurie856 3 роки тому +23

    Ah yes, "Bad, bad Leroy Brown", "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Devil Went Down to Georgia" and I will assume the title is a reference to a song as well, and title of one. Nice.
    Ah yes, jetpacks, lightsabers, and I think the last dude made himself a mini volcano. Of course that's why we can't have the same toys as the other kids in the space community. Not fair.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому +2

      As soon as the Xeno ambassador mentioned the deeply philosophical song questioning a matriarch, I knew it was going to be Bohemian Rhapsody!
      Not that I didn't pick up the other two, but that one was so damn clever, and such a drunken karaoke classic!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 роки тому +5

    For the algorithm

  • @brianmeadows1137
    @brianmeadows1137 10 місяців тому +1

    Cheers to the drunken Sargent

  • @a_random_person_
    @a_random_person_ 3 роки тому +7

    can any1 tell me the names of the songs from the first story?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +14

      Bad Bad Leroy Brown
      Bohemian rhapsody
      Devil went down to Georgia

    • @a_random_person_
      @a_random_person_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@AgroSquerril 10q

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 роки тому +3

      @@AgroSquerril what about that special rendition that the Sargent was preparing for next time? i was not able to glean the true name of that song?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +2

      @@alexs5814 ua-cam.com/video/X53ZSxkQ3Ho/v-deo.html

  • @Mrman09
    @Mrman09 3 роки тому +3

    blue blue blue blue blue blue

  • @chunkymonkeygoldendoodles1473
    @chunkymonkeygoldendoodles1473 4 роки тому +6

    yes

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm

  • @heyjoe1416
    @heyjoe1416 4 місяці тому

    👍😎👍

  • @FirebaII0
    @FirebaII0 3 роки тому +3

    Last

  • @FirebaII0
    @FirebaII0 3 роки тому +2

    The

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому +1

    64th, 8 September 2023

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 роки тому +1

    F.T.A.

  • @elismegawani7476
    @elismegawani7476 4 роки тому +5

    First

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm