One Shot SciFi 1703 - Humans and ethanol | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 2 роки тому +315

    Human: (explaining what goes into a energy drink)
    Xeno: “that is JUST poison!”
    Human: “you’re not exactly wrong…”

    • @crimsondragon1259
      @crimsondragon1259 Рік тому +34

      I always affectionly called monster "Battery acid"

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Рік тому +20

      and then human proceeds to mix it up with alcohol of % purity that make's the local barkeep with their low key keen eyes press the discrete button under the desk for the reception to call emergency services ,some idiot is about to puke various internal organs up after thinking if the human can drink it warning labels on the bottle must been fake ^^

    • @brotherbacchaddemater4892
      @brotherbacchaddemater4892 Рік тому +21

      There’s a good reason why we say “ pick your poison “ when referring to stimulants and depressants

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Рік тому

      @@brotherbacchaddemater4892 bouble and boil ,steer and twist ensure that bowl of grey goo broth have a ripe eldritch spice to its taste and sparkles like a mega corps brothel add by the road!
      ye , always gota keep in mind when you start fk with brain chemistry its easy to become an accidental example of ''for many things the difference between medicine and posion... is the dosage''

    • @rexuilao5629
      @rexuilao5629 Рік тому +8

      No my xeno friends it's called chemical propellant

  • @bencordery5623
    @bencordery5623 2 роки тому +486

    If that xenos thought Jack and coke was bad, imagine how he would react when he finds out about Irish coffee.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 роки тому +44

      Or jack and like over 90% of energy drinks

    • @Nezumis
      @Nezumis 2 роки тому +11

      Bailey's is great.

    • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
      @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 роки тому +12

      mm..booz and coffine , now there is maby one of the best kickers with substances you can consume with care and not have long term damage

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 роки тому +16

      Or Vodka and red bull

    • @alexsanderakers1474
      @alexsanderakers1474 2 роки тому +4

      or 151 & Monster shooters....

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 2 роки тому +95

    "You humans have a serious addiction problem."
    Fair enough.

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 2 роки тому +217

    If a Human slaps a drink out of your hand.. you should thank him. He probably just saved your life. That goes double if he believes that quaint Earth legend that, after death, a man will be placed upside down in a barrel, with all the alcohol he has ever spilled.

    • @ICountFrom0
      @ICountFrom0 2 роки тому

      Every drop of wasted Whiskey. The loss of that was a shame, but probably not enough to drown you.

    • @funbro99
      @funbro99 2 роки тому +18

      Did not know about that legend

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 2 роки тому +9

      @@funbro99 Like Nelson, and one or two other Admirals, killed at sea.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +7

      First time I've ever heard THAT myth!

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys Рік тому +7

      @@WorldWalker128 It is an OLD one, and mostly just kept alive by sailors today.

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 2 роки тому +136

    Imagine the poor xeno when you tell him you drink a double espresso in the morning to get going, sip 117 proof scotch with dinner and drink Irish coffee when cold. :)

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 2 роки тому +12

      Or a Mocha coffee to get a double caffeine hit, while eating a Chocolate bar for more caffeine.

    • @maurizioginanneschi9402
      @maurizioginanneschi9402 Рік тому +8

      @@Delgen1951
      In north of Italy we use to drink our espresso coffe in cups, then to pour a distilled liquor (grappa) in the same cup. The liquor takes some of the flavor of the coffee and if we are drinking in a restaurant you usually receive dark chocolate to be tasted with the liquor.

    • @VadulTharys
      @VadulTharys Рік тому +3

      @@maurizioginanneschi9402 yeah that was amazing

    • @zedantyorant
      @zedantyorant Рік тому +2

      Iniziando la mattina hyper,huper tomba

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 2 роки тому +97

    Guys, pro tip, if your companion is struggling to handle weak beer, do NOT give them real liquer.

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 Рік тому

      to be honest, humans can consume alot of typically extremely toxic stuff. What plants invented to protect themself, we eat or drink them for that exact reason.
      Mild potatoe chips with peperoni flavor maybe already cause an unpleasant to dangerous reaction for an alien.
      In japan you can, if processed by a specially trained Chef, eat Fugu. Thats Puffer fish, one of the most deadly poisonous fish. Sure it will not be dangerous if processed correctly, but if the Chef does not cut all of the dangerous parts out, a single bit will kill you. Chefs need an extra 3 years training only for processing this one Fish.

    • @BLU3D4Y
      @BLU3D4Y Рік тому +13

      That rule applies for human too

    • @josephcoats112
      @josephcoats112 Рік тому +8

      … noted

  • @Theminecraftian772
    @Theminecraftian772 2 роки тому +179

    Ah yes, humanity's addiction. A quote comes to mind.
    "But I'd rather live my life in rags
    Than be taped to a desk with a wife as a hag
    We live each day like there's nothing to lose
    But a man has needs and the need is booze"

    • @alexsanderakers1474
      @alexsanderakers1474 2 роки тому +15

      Alestorm " Rum"
      From memory not a search, one of my favorite bands to listen to while drinking

    • @alexnunn2161
      @alexnunn2161 Рік тому +3

      @@alexsanderakers1474 “Drink” actually kek

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 Рік тому +13

      They say all the best things in life are free,
      So give all your bear and your rum to me!

    • @dannymerfeld7711
      @dannymerfeld7711 Рік тому +10

      We are here to drink your beer, and steal your rum at the point of a gun! Your alcohol to us will fall cause we are here to drink your beer!

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 Рік тому +4

      I worked in a liquor store; my first job after getting out of the military. My manager was fond of saying "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

  • @Cleruian
    @Cleruian 2 роки тому +34

    As my grandpa used to say "Coca Cola is too expensive to drink on its own, better dilute it with whisky..."

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 роки тому +60

    I half expected the coca-cola to be vintage stock acquired (officially) pre-contact. I was reassured when the bottle was specifically mentioned as plastic that it would't contain cocaine.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 9 місяців тому +1

      It was the JD bottle that was plastic.

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian 7 місяців тому +1

      @@calvingreene90
      The JD bottle was glass "molten sand" and explicitly described as having a black label. The coca-cola has a plastic bottle with a red label.

  • @RAMBOdyykkari
    @RAMBOdyykkari 2 роки тому +69

    love these kinds of stories that makes the listener go "Oh no...."
    Especially if that "oh no..." comes from personal experience :D

  • @toob1979
    @toob1979 2 роки тому +180

    It's not just humans, though. Many Terran animals will go to great lengths to ingest fermented/psychoactive substances. It's "fun."
    The poor little xeno would die of fright if he learnt of humans doing a rail of cocaine, smoking a blunt and drinking grain alcohol, all in one sitting. Stories about nights like that usually start or end up with the phrase, "Your Honor, I don't know what happened next."

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah, was just about to comment about how back before I got sober I had nights where I took half a dozen (or on a few occasions more) different psychoactive substances, like drinking alcohol, taking a few benzo pills, one ecstasy pill, smoking some weed, doing a line of coke and shooting up some old-fashioned amphetamine and often ended the night by shooting up some opiates to get to sleep 😅
      And while my substance abuse issues were fairly out of control (hence me getting sober and staying that way for the foreseeable future) I had friends that would put my most out of control nights to shame on a daily basis 😅
      Not to mention the whole idea of injecting psychoactive substances directly into your bloodstream to get a stronger and more immediate effect would probably just blow this poor aliens mind 😅

    • @StarForgers
      @StarForgers Рік тому +7

      @Warutteri Wouldn't be surprised if it chemically reacted with their body and PHYSICALLY blew their mind out of whatever form it has!

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 Рік тому +3

      Birds love to eat half-rotten apples

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 Рік тому +2

      They'd probably call feeding our pet cats catnip, as animal cruelty.
      Further appalled by it, when they find out that we sometimes call our furry pets "fur babies", and equate catnip feeding to child abuse.

    • @phoenixbugg7199
      @phoenixbugg7199 Рік тому +3

      @@Warutteri good job getting sober I know it's not easy, and I wish you luck and determination on staying that way.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +84

    As a lightweight that seldom drinks and doesn't like the flavor of alcohol/ethanol, I really enjoy stories of people who do enjoy it.
    What's in Coke?: Water sugar, caffeine, and a bunch of flavorings. The color comes from an extract of caramelized (almost burned) sugar. I could be more precise if I had a bottle in front of me.

    • @neosildrake
      @neosildrake 2 роки тому +14

      Also phosphoric acid and carbonic acid. Original coca cola from 1880 actually had cocain inside.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 роки тому +6

      Carbonated water, and don't forget the sodium benzoate.

    • @blankslate2846
      @blankslate2846 2 роки тому +6

      @@neosildrake that would give the xenos a heart attack, or heart attack equivalent.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 2 роки тому

      and in its start Coco, as in Cocaine, and still has what ever is in exhausted Coca leaves.

    • @Techischannel
      @Techischannel 2 роки тому +4

      Dont forget relatively decent acid that under the right circumstances can dissolve metallic oxides and even rock.

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 Рік тому +15

    ethanol poisoning, caffeine shock and Sugar rush..... probably the best bioweapon that humanity has xD

    • @Jdne199311
      @Jdne199311 11 місяців тому

      One man bio weapon is another man's stimulate

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 2 роки тому +10

    "Humans generally know their limit"...
    Thats feckin hilarious!

    • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
      @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 4 місяці тому

      After me 5th time in life "learning" my limit in the morning after I've "learned" it, I've decided that I am better to quit learning it at all.
      Felt better since.

  • @KopitioBozynski
    @KopitioBozynski 2 роки тому +52

    I wonder what that xenos reaction would be if he mentioned the tried and true method of mixing Everclear with Sprite.

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 роки тому +9

      Oh sweet baby Jesus.

    • @M33f3r
      @M33f3r 2 роки тому +6

      Sprite doesn’t have caffeine so only the alcohol would kill him.

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому +9

      Wait Xenos, we even mix ethanol with other ethanol, like Everclear and Absinthe

    • @KilerkRazorclaw
      @KilerkRazorclaw Рік тому +4

      Ah Everclear and Sprite, yes a classic that i didn't even know was a classic. Just made sense to me. Cranberry Sprite if you're feeling festive or need to deal with the In-Laws around the holidays!

    • @samboyd1828
      @samboyd1828 Рік тому +4

      that sounds like paint thinner

  • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
    @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому +63

    Just give him an American beer. That's usually watered down enough to not be a problem

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 2 роки тому

      American beer is like sex in a canoe.
      It's fucking close to water.

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому +7

      Like Canoe Coitus, right?

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants Рік тому +5

      Or as the beer ratings go in Finland, 3 beer(about 4.5%) and below, 4 (5-6%) is probably what OP considers normal. Me I'm a dobbelbock and rye wine guy, beer between 8-12% is good stuff.

    • @npc.no1
      @npc.no1 Рік тому +2

      @@Jaegerrants correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that taste like a sawmill drink were wood dust is mixed in alcohol?

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому +3

      @@lukkaredwolf3534 That's the joke here in Canada... 😉

  • @kylejohns2288
    @kylejohns2288 2 роки тому +19

    We don’t have an addition problem we are quite good at it thank you very much

  • @aaron2187
    @aaron2187 2 роки тому +41

    by all the xeno gods what would they say about jager-bombs. or jello shots, irish coffee.. you get the point. just lucky that robert remembered that caffeine is a pyschoactive drug because i certainly didnt. hell i didn't even remember cola has caffeine.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 2 роки тому +9

      For us it barely registers as having caffeine but it could clearly kill whole planets of xenos ;).

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 2 роки тому +8

      I honestly forgot as well it’s been awhile since I had a bottle of coke in front of me

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 роки тому +10

      Canadian Coca-Cola doesn't have caffeine in it, in canada soft drinks are banned from containing caffeine, due to a lot of advertising and flavors being targeted at children, the only exception to this(and idk why this is the case) is mountain dew, but it has such a tiny amount of caffeine it barely even makes up 1% of the drink

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому +6

      @@cloutogelevatedtv9000 *looks in shock and sadness to the north*

    • @cloutogelevatedtv9000
      @cloutogelevatedtv9000 2 роки тому +3

      @@lukkaredwolf3534 lol

  • @ratzelbarreto2070
    @ratzelbarreto2070 2 роки тому +47

    Boy is he going to surprise when he learns we started wars over sugar and coffee.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 2 роки тому +15

      Don't forget tea.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 2 роки тому +3

      @AJRS yea, and that was to Make people take it.

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому +3

      And wasn't there a rebellion around alcohol too?

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 2 роки тому +7

      @@lukkaredwolf3534 a couple of em. Both for and against.

    • @GOLANX
      @GOLANX Рік тому +3

      @AJRS I don't like the cut of your jib, it's war then!
      Xenos: what the feck is a jib and how would one take a cut of it
      Human: *shrugs* but I'll go to war over it.

  • @RX782GP03
    @RX782GP03 Рік тому +5

    Xeno: "Why do they call it a Jaeger bomb?"
    Human: "Because it destroys your insides"

  • @josephwilliamson6053
    @josephwilliamson6053 2 роки тому +15

    Jack and coke is lethal? My friend calls grey goose and Red Bull , stripper fuel … Xenos would call it xyklon b

  • @Falcon532.
    @Falcon532. 2 роки тому +11

    Be me: watching this before bed, well drinking a beer.
    You know even though I go through caffeine withdrawal every morning I never think of caffeine as a psychoactive drug

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 2 роки тому +16

    Nooooo, we have'nt, These addictions have a serious human Problem

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 7 місяців тому +1

    A while ago I met an anthropologist at a bar and she told me something quite interesting, that the ability to metabolize alcohol was one of the advantages of our primitive ancestors. Since most animals can't use it, and for most it's literally just straight up poison, our ability to metabolize it meant that our ancestors could eat rotting fruit that had fallen to the forest floor. It was far from ideal, but in desperate times when no other food was available it served as an emergency food source that we didn't have to compete for. It's entirely possible that many of us are only alive today because am ancient human, barely more than an animal themselves, was able to stay alive by eating rotting, fermenting, alcohol-filled fruit that nothing else would touch, let alone fight for.
    Actually, our relationship with most such substances probably goes back to the primitive era. In africa, there's a tree that produces a hallucinogenic compound in its roots, and local tribal people will use them to get high. The thing is, cheetahs do the same thing, clawing away the bark and then licking the roots to get high. What's more, it seems the humans learned to do this by watching the cheetahs.
    Interesting side note about cheetahs, they're all inbred. Like if they were human it would be sad, disgusting, and probably completely biologically unsustainable, and it comes down to a mass extinction event a few million years ago that reduced the population to an estimated seven. Not seven million, or even seven thousand, seven. Individuals. It's estimated that at one time, there were exactly seven cheetahs in the entire world, and all modern cheetahs are descended from them.

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 Рік тому +12

    As a slav, I cant express my pity for a xeno who cant even taste vodka.

    • @inventiveowl395
      @inventiveowl395 Рік тому +4

      Arguably, they might not even be able to smell it without getting their respiratory system damaged.

    • @wsad001
      @wsad001 7 місяців тому

      Hey, I feel pity because he would be able to drink "Spirit of the forest guardian" (95%)

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +7

    Greetings, Mentlegent
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    This is a story that my roomie, as a beer nerd, would appreciate

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому +8

    Fear the Human phrase "Hold my Beer"

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Рік тому +3

    Oh man. Just imagine if you introduced aliens to DMT.

  • @dynamicworlds1
    @dynamicworlds1 2 роки тому +4

    Wait until he hears the original ingredient that gave COCA-Cola its name!

  • @gcramer30
    @gcramer30 2 роки тому +3

    Best reader on UA-cam.

  • @jamesmilton6529
    @jamesmilton6529 2 роки тому +2

    I thought this would end up as a hold my beer story.

  • @bradykirk9932
    @bradykirk9932 Рік тому +3

    For a moment I thought everything was ok when the Zenos said, "as long as you didn't mix it with a psychoative." Then I was like...yeah it's just coca-cola, it's fine...wait, it's got caffeine. This dude's gonna die! Sheeeeeeet!

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 2 роки тому +5

    In Missouri, a child can drink alcohol within their own home if provided by a parent.

    • @M33f3r
      @M33f3r 2 роки тому

      For literally all of human history till the last half of the 20th century. Extremely mildly alcoholic drinks were safer than potentially plague infected water. Kinderbeer

    • @M33f3r
      @M33f3r 2 роки тому

      And we haven’t been drinking the pool water long enough to know if our modern water is actually safer yet lol.

  • @bigmemes9604
    @bigmemes9604 2 роки тому +2

    Love the videos m8 top tier narration

  • @JRRodriguez-nu7po
    @JRRodriguez-nu7po 7 місяців тому

    A couple of decades ago most liquid meds for kids had up to 20% alcohol. I was given by the time 4yo, and have given to my 4 kids even at 2 rum and similar as well as wine. In Europe kids drinking wine at dinner is common.
    As for coke, enough phosphoric acid to derust metal like naval jelly. pH lower than stomach acid.

  • @thirg424
    @thirg424 2 роки тому +6

    The fishies want a stiff drink.

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 Рік тому +1

    1 Aliens arrive on earth
    2 In an attempt to be friendly someone allows them to try Guinness
    3 Alien fleet transmits a request to nuke the planet to radioactive glass for inflicting something like that on them

  • @domschra
    @domschra Рік тому +3

    Please tell Gregor that some of us REGULARLY combine ethanol, caffeine AND other psychoactive drugs, like THC & CBD LOL

  • @Topaz198
    @Topaz198 2 роки тому +2

    My nana apparently gave me wine when I was little, that poor alien would probably have a heart(?) attack if they were told about something like that

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman Рік тому

      My grandparents did that too, a small glass of wine occasionally with a big meal.
      They took the line of thinking that if I had a small amount when I was younger, then I was less likely to get actually drunk once i was old enough.
      Needless to say, this strategy did not work.

  • @kennetth1389
    @kennetth1389 2 роки тому +1

    And here I really was thinking it would be a rum and coke.

  • @thrashkwan
    @thrashkwan 2 роки тому +3

    And sometimes we set our drinks on fire before pouring them down our gullet. Do we humans also have to teach these xenos how to have fun?

  • @bluedragon5676
    @bluedragon5676 2 роки тому +4

    Puka cola yuk only usable as rust remover get me some Iron Bru :D .

    • @etuanno
      @etuanno 2 роки тому +1

      Sadly it's prety hard to get outside of Scotland. :(

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 роки тому

      For a second I thought you were one of those pepsi drinking heretics lol

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Рік тому

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @callisto1556
    @callisto1556 Рік тому

    O god i love this one

  • @t.j.cornett7495
    @t.j.cornett7495 2 роки тому +4

    I prefer 100 proof Captain Morgan's with coke. To each thier own I don't judge.
    For the SQUIRREL.

    • @M33f3r
      @M33f3r 2 роки тому +1

      Proof is the symbol and it means something like the double of the percentage i think?

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 роки тому

      For taste, it is certainly better than Bacardi 151. I get by with Admiral Nelson's 101.

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 Рік тому +2

    ...and this is Everclear... c'mon. it's only 95% alcohol by volume, goes great with Jolt cola!

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute Рік тому

      Lol! I'd almost forgotten about Jolt! Back in the day we used to mix it with vodka and call it Volts!

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the video.

  • @Paladin7845
    @Paladin7845 5 місяців тому

    Final line says SO MUCH about Humans.........ROFL!!!

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому

    "Troy , wanna help me build a still??"

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 Рік тому +1

    Dear sanity I hope these poor bastards never try moonshine.

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 2 роки тому +2

    Technically mixing the drink drops the percentage due to you diluting it , so all he would have to do is add more coke

    • @yimingwang8037
      @yimingwang8037 2 роки тому +2

      And the poor alien would die immediately due to caffeine

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 2 роки тому

      @@yimingwang8037 he said with that percentage of alcohol lower the alcohol percentage and he doesn’t die

  • @miri5373
    @miri5373 2 роки тому +1

    little xeno should be happy he didnt get irish coffee

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 2 роки тому +2

    Just wait until the xeno learns about alcoholism

  • @nigredoooalgown6245
    @nigredoooalgown6245 2 роки тому +1

    Probably shouldn't introduce the xeno to Everclear.

  • @michaellively6467
    @michaellively6467 2 роки тому

    Nice

  • @indumatipngtuber2790
    @indumatipngtuber2790 7 місяців тому

    Lol, wait until the aliens learn about Brain Implosion Energy Drink.

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 2 роки тому

    That was a hoot!❣

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 роки тому +2

    Yea, Jeager Bombs just might not be on this xeno's diet. :P

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 2 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @NyxtoX6
    @NyxtoX6 6 місяців тому

    Wait till the alien hears about Everclear, Vodka and Absinthe

  • @saharaowl9712
    @saharaowl9712 Рік тому

    Vodka red bull!! My go after JD and.coke.😂😂😂

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 роки тому +1

    [documented contact]

  • @AlexandreMS71
    @AlexandreMS71 Рік тому

    Lets do some Vodka with Redbull for a good morning start.

  • @MrGunBunny13
    @MrGunBunny13 Рік тому

    Jack Daniels is nice but Bird Dog is the patrician choice.

  • @mill2712
    @mill2712 11 місяців тому

    Meanwhile, The Venlil: (Drinks alcohol like water.)

  • @heatherweir8726
    @heatherweir8726 Рік тому

    Mead is from fermented honey. Rum from sugar cane.

  • @GF-db9fv
    @GF-db9fv 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like he should have told him about the original formula four loco

  • @fturla___156
    @fturla___156 Рік тому

    I laugh at this story, because Cold Brew Jameson whiskey is 60 proof with dark coffee, and if you want to make a drink lethal to aliens from this story then get the cask strength Wild Turkey Rare Breed (over 116 proof) and mix it with Death Wish coffee (world's strongest coffee beans advertised).

  • @widgren87
    @widgren87 Рік тому +1

    I wonder how these aliens would react to Everclear...

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 роки тому +1

    For the good ol ones

  • @reginaldbull4922
    @reginaldbull4922 Рік тому

    Nice!
    Good story and narratation ❤

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 2 роки тому

    Oh no, they started the alien off on absinthe...!

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman Рік тому

    I drank Honey Bourbon and Coke before. Tasted like Nyquil

  • @mioihlang1996
    @mioihlang1996 Рік тому

    We're not addicted, we're resistant to the point where we need that much

  • @chrissoto7187
    @chrissoto7187 2 роки тому

    Drinking drinking till the ship is sink 🎶, COME SING THE SAILOR’S SONG 🍻!!!

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm the story and the voice

  • @josephcoats112
    @josephcoats112 Рік тому

    Wait until he hears about moonshine lol

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 2 роки тому +1

    Herr Jaeger-Bomb has entered the chat 😂

  • @DoctorHAXXX
    @DoctorHAXXX 10 місяців тому

    Redbull and vodka! 6cl minimum!

  • @johnlach2199
    @johnlach2199 Рік тому

    I guess Robert is from the Atlanta area since all cola is Coke

  • @kaseymathew1893
    @kaseymathew1893 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder what the xenos would think of the ye olde historical formulation of coke, featuring MULTIPLE narcotics?

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @blackg0076
    @blackg0076 Рік тому

    Wait till you see what our soldiers drink , and wait till he finds out about the "green fairy"

  • @dijerido7062
    @dijerido7062 10 місяців тому

    The reaction would be so much stronger, if he would tell him about the other drugs on earth or drinks like Long Island Ice-Tea.

  • @ZomgLolPants
    @ZomgLolPants 2 роки тому +1

    Give that boy a four loko

    • @M33f3r
      @M33f3r 2 роки тому

      That would be intentional homicde. That stuff is evil. Delicious but evil

  • @doomguy6064
    @doomguy6064 Рік тому

    Moonshine that id be something to show them. I love moonshine.

  • @JohnJBrowne11209
    @JohnJBrowne11209 Рік тому

    Great story. How would the Xenos respond to Everclear?

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 роки тому +1

    neat

  • @theeddorian
    @theeddorian Рік тому

    Someone has to write a story where the alien encounters a poker game with humans where the winner of a hand takes a shot of mescal after taking some salt with chili powder.

  • @dashinyboi2947
    @dashinyboi2947 2 роки тому +1

    Hello!

  • @christophermzdenek
    @christophermzdenek 8 місяців тому

    Could have been worse. At least it didn't come with a plate of Jalapeno Poppers.

  • @tomnorton8499
    @tomnorton8499 Рік тому +1

    Has anyone explained what humans consider addicts?

  • @briannamurray8092
    @briannamurray8092 2 роки тому

    Jager Bomb

  • @sterlinggecko3269
    @sterlinggecko3269 11 місяців тому

    spilling drinks is alcohol abuse

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому +3

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @dougsimpson4951
    @dougsimpson4951 2 роки тому

    And thats just are drinks

  • @seandees3028
    @seandees3028 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm!

  • @katesauve3698
    @katesauve3698 Рік тому

    I made what I affectionately call a heart attack out of a ultra red monster energy drink and a alcohol cream soda and mixed both together and drank it

    • @inventiveowl395
      @inventiveowl395 Рік тому

      So you told us the beggining. How about the end? xd

    • @katesauve3698
      @katesauve3698 Рік тому

      @@inventiveowl395 I'm left out the part where as a witch I work with Loki the Norse god and he asked me for some of it I Sayed ok he got hyper and drunk and demanded that I give him more 😅. Didn't tell you that but for fear of sounding crazy

  • @phame1225
    @phame1225 2 роки тому

    Robert no!

  • @itshenry8977
    @itshenry8977 2 роки тому

    96 % vodka's are the best kind's of Vodka's