An Actual Review of No Man's Sky

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT RIGHT
    WHAT YEAR IS IT
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    Outro song: Heart Stopping Lies
    #NoMansSky #Review #NoMansSkyReview

КОМЕНТАРІ • 811

  • @MrDrProfessor4
    @MrDrProfessor4 7 років тому +925

    The auto-generated captions: Are we capable of doing anything that matters? Is there a point? Cause if you stop to think about it, what really is the point of doing anything aside from getting PIZZA?

    • @Furigou
      @Furigou 7 років тому +61

      "This town is full of monsters! How can you just sit there and eat PIZZA!?"

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 роки тому

      @@Furigou genius

    • @damg5080
      @damg5080 4 роки тому

      aw it changed

    • @DainnGreywall
      @DainnGreywall 4 роки тому +6

      sadly the auto gen captions have gotten better and now it's just [_] (Aka bad word) so it recognizes what he's saying now lol

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 8 років тому +1851

    i love no mans sky! the best interactive screen saver I've ever had!

    • @Omaisho
      @Omaisho 7 років тому +13

      lol

    • @corbin1157
      @corbin1157 7 років тому +32

      Nah, I prefer "Mountain".

    • @elenaphisher244
      @elenaphisher244 7 років тому +14

      Marc Alcatraz The most expensive dynamic theme ever!

    • @prestongarvey5474
      @prestongarvey5474 6 років тому

      You evil person it is hell and you should not say this

    • @owenhale8936
      @owenhale8936 6 років тому +3

      I wouldn't say interactive....

  • @silicalnz
    @silicalnz 7 років тому +835

    Its odd how many good channels I've discovered due to UA-cam recommending their reviews on a game I have never played (No Man's Sky).

    • @silicalnz
      @silicalnz 7 років тому +49

      Also 10:15 that's a genius anecdote

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 7 років тому +15

      SilicalNZ joseph anderson is the shit

    • @niaschim
      @niaschim 6 років тому

      It's not a game it's a toy #mindblow
      Get it?
      It has no goal, it has optional goals (right?)

    • @wslaxmiddy
      @wslaxmiddy 6 років тому +5

      Same shit, this guy and Joseph Anderson are both great and found them both from No mans sky
      Actually I watched Joe's fallout analysis then forgot about him until no mans sky

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 6 років тому +1

      I have discovered two already. This and Joseph Anderson

  • @shammytv
    @shammytv  8 років тому +1770

    OMG I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD

    • @yunghoooligan
      @yunghoooligan 8 років тому +102

      Dont worry, im alive.

    • @ricardoe43010
      @ricardoe43010 8 років тому +6

      At least the soundtrack is dope af

    • @jessegartung294
      @jessegartung294 8 років тому +5

      You just copying Yahzee style maybe I should also put you as a videogame villain.

    • @Cupit29
      @Cupit29 8 років тому +12

      Yahzee doesn't have a monoploy on wit.

    • @TheZabbiemaster
      @TheZabbiemaster 7 років тому +2

      Shammy hey what music was on the background here? also really like the humor!

  • @FoxtrotYouniform
    @FoxtrotYouniform 2 роки тому +65

    Still occasionally watching 5 years later just because everything about these videos are so damn good

  • @cheesychipmunk8382
    @cheesychipmunk8382 6 років тому +144

    "Heh! Whatdya think this is, some sort of video james...?"
    That line.
    I lost it at that line.

    • @ademyener740
      @ademyener740 3 роки тому

      i came back to this video just for that line

  • @shammytv
    @shammytv  8 років тому +81

    Hey if you want to chat I'm streaming right now
    twitch.tv/ShammyYT/
    Get in here or don't it's up to you I guess.

  • @powersincorporated7961
    @powersincorporated7961 3 роки тому +9

    This video is 4 years old at the time of me commenting, and I just wanna say that I come back every once in a while just for the joke at the end lmao

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 7 років тому +65

    The owl images are simplistic of course but god do I love them

  • @NuSpirit_
    @NuSpirit_ 8 років тому +619

    With all that head smashing I am surprised you even managed to finish this :P

    • @White_Tiger93
      @White_Tiger93 8 років тому +3

      that head smashing, its true of all of us that would expect it could be what it should be in final product, hence the head smashing. ohh Shammy, you make me laugh so hard.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 7 років тому +6

      NuSpirit 4:04 has his eyes going full derp

    • @prestongarvey5474
      @prestongarvey5474 6 років тому

      NuSpirit it is the worst game on earth

    • @voidembracedwitch
      @voidembracedwitch 6 років тому

      Preston Garvey No it's not. Go through the new releases list on Steam for a while or alternatively watch Jim Sterling's "direct to video" videos and you'll see some horrendous shit that's far worse than NMS could ever be.

  • @GoldphishAnimation
    @GoldphishAnimation 7 років тому +305

    j-jesus shammy how long did that minecraft cutaway take you

  • @b.b.927
    @b.b.927 7 років тому +56

    If I'm going to be honest that minecraft scene with dicks and calculator made me laugh harder than I have at any joke in any other youtube video I've ever watched

  • @aWolffromElsewhere
    @aWolffromElsewhere 7 років тому +22

    Your scrips are fucking gold.

  • @Reddline198X
    @Reddline198X 8 років тому +114

    Don't let the existential dread set in, Shammy.
    DON'T LET IT SET IN.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  8 років тому +72

      It's too late for me.
      Save yourself.
      Subscribe to HowToBasic.

    • @Reddline198X
      @Reddline198X 8 років тому +27

      Instructions unclear, now my kitchen is covered in eggs

    • @callmetired2294
      @callmetired2294 5 років тому +11

      @@shammytv I'm from the future. Don't review apex

  • @babyplaze
    @babyplaze 8 років тому +43

    "you have to know the language to learn the language, you fucking giraffes" hahaha! too funny but so true.

  • @SirZulu
    @SirZulu 8 років тому +242

    I've been told i'm the No Man's Sky of people, what should i do with myself?

  • @imacrazyllama572
    @imacrazyllama572 7 років тому +213

    That's it, I'm subscribing.

  • @TheMissing8
    @TheMissing8 7 років тому +30

    No Man's sky is a life simulator in the way that there is no fucken point.

    • @RealGairos
      @RealGairos 7 років тому +1

      TheMissing8 But life can actually be fun! And if it's not, just kill someone. I bet you can't do that in no man's sky :P

  • @ShadofofaMermaid
    @ShadofofaMermaid 8 років тому +60

    I suddenly feel the urge to write a novel titled "The Game Developer and the Goblin Living in His Head" XDDD

  • @spinningninja2
    @spinningninja2 7 років тому +107

    No Man's Sky is:
    What happens when game devs don't control their ideas. I've been learning alot about game development lately and one of the ideas that has really been sticking is that you have to keep a tight focus. This game screams to me that the people who made it had a LOT of ideas for it, but simply not enough time/ manpower to implement it all properly

    • @cjcathead2468
      @cjcathead2468 6 років тому

      spinningninja2 I mean its very well possible and likely considering a lot of things that was mentioned weren't in the game.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 років тому

      Kinda like STALKER SOC in how GSC had to be forced into finishing the game within this millennium.

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 4 роки тому

      well they certainly didn't have enough manpower. they literally had a 6-man team

  • @iagoofdraiggwyn98
    @iagoofdraiggwyn98 7 років тому +15

    I seriously watch this everynight as a bedtime story. 20/10 voice and humor

  • @mihirtalati9960
    @mihirtalati9960 5 років тому +13

    The answer to that guys question finally came later that year: titanfall 2

  • @dandilus8024
    @dandilus8024 7 років тому +50

    It's like when the Alien speaks to you they are using Google Translate,
    Also I subbed

  • @ArtianSetS
    @ArtianSetS 7 років тому +119

    My god that Asian joke was enough for me to like, favorite, subscribe, and make you my new waifu. Keep up the good work, you handsome owl fuck.

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 роки тому

      As an Asian… can confirm that joke is pretty accurate lol

  • @killroyjenkins7073
    @killroyjenkins7073 8 років тому +22

    released on the 9th for playstation and on the 12th for adults.
    you got me bro, take my like! xD

  • @Wiiman13545
    @Wiiman13545 6 років тому +2

    Yah know I love how you're consistent with the specific species of Owl. Good old Great Horned.

  • @justinburdett3684
    @justinburdett3684 7 років тому +2

    Your videos are hilarious and your intelligent metaphors and anecdotes reward the viewer for knowing things about the world in a way I've never really seen before. Can't wait to see what you review next!

  • @SephonDK
    @SephonDK 7 років тому +34

    This is hilarious. Close to Yahtzee in style, but longer and very well edited. You should have more subs.

  • @drdre4397
    @drdre4397 7 років тому +3

    ever since angry joe has cut his review uploads by more then half ive been looking for high quality funny reviews. Found it. Nice work keep it up.

  • @mrswan7745
    @mrswan7745 7 років тому +7

    Holy fuck. You went from 5 thousand subs 4 months ago to over 15 times that now. Nice job!

  • @skyflier8955
    @skyflier8955 7 років тому +9

    My goodness that dental records joke. I lost it.

  • @christopherweeden2255
    @christopherweeden2255 7 років тому +31

    dude, please do a video on destiny. you crack me up and i bet it would be perfect.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  7 років тому +12

      Might do it for Destiny 2, but I barely even played the first one

    • @VelexiaOmbra
      @VelexiaOmbra 7 років тому +5

      You didn't miss much, there wasn't much to play.

    • @ofkfdjdjfk7574
      @ofkfdjdjfk7574 7 років тому +3

      Shammy If there's enough to talk about this time

  • @twinfacedspecter
    @twinfacedspecter 7 років тому +4

    i love how the owl face plants onto the desk

  • @haseobodom8071
    @haseobodom8071 8 років тому +1

    I've really grown to love your reviews. Like I really hang on the fact that you might release a new one. That tortoise joke killed me. Keep up the great work!

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 4 роки тому +1

    0:04 the subtle burn, flaming hot.

  • @theaffablestranger3672
    @theaffablestranger3672 6 років тому +1

    Three things I absolutely love about this video:
    1) The thumbnail makes Shammy look like he's wearing a silly hat
    2) The way he tears apart this game with razor sharp wit and torturous metaphor
    3) The outro song, this version of which i can't find anywhere.

  • @canadianguy7291
    @canadianguy7291 7 років тому +9

    I think No Man's Sky should have been a indie game where they built the game up based on Community recommendations not a fucking $60 AAA GAME

  • @goblico
    @goblico 4 роки тому +2

    No way a new shammy video!

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 7 років тому +14

    I think what's sad is that this game is still 60 bucks on PSN

  • @phillyjoe4798
    @phillyjoe4798 4 роки тому +3

    4:29 I died when a saw the owl at the bottom

  • @SovereignRulerDoomward
    @SovereignRulerDoomward 7 років тому +2

    Until a couple days till release i didn't even know what NMS was

  • @Northstar_Studios
    @Northstar_Studios 5 років тому

    Bro that ending, my fucking sides. This is why I love you Shammy

  • @vali_bg5234
    @vali_bg5234 3 роки тому +3

    6:53 That's how I learned English.

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus 6 років тому +4

    I love your sense of humor and your editing skills. Also, your owl is cute, make more angry reviews because angry owls are cute.

  • @noisykestrel
    @noisykestrel 7 років тому +3

    Am I the only one who's reminded of Yahtzee Croshaw by Shammy's writing style?

  • @MrBurtbackerack
    @MrBurtbackerack 8 років тому +1

    You deserve alot more subs for stuff like this. Better than most of the other reviews/rants about this game and actually made me guffaw.

  • @alphacore4332
    @alphacore4332 7 років тому +1

    that face change at 0:29 was really funny

  • @jedyzichterman358
    @jedyzichterman358 7 років тому +4

    Hilarious. The first paragraph in 7:23 sums up what everyone thought about this game after 4 hours

  • @deadliteplus9188
    @deadliteplus9188 7 років тому

    For those wondering the end song I believe it's called "Heart Stopping Lies" by Kara Square. Can't seem to find this version of it though. Hope this helps someone else find it.

  • @Skel_fgc
    @Skel_fgc 4 роки тому +1

    Holy fuck you youtube, I saw this at the top of my recommended, and having not recognizing the thumbnail, thought Shammy ACTUALLY UPLOADED!

  • @Maepull
    @Maepull 4 роки тому +1

    "I mean let's be real you're not a model or anything, but you're definitely not Steve Buscemi-level as far as physical appear goes"
    Thanks Shammy, that means a lot

  • @JonOutRaging
    @JonOutRaging 8 років тому

    Glad you're still alive. There's few other UA-camrs with the talent you have, especially in gaming reviews. Easily the best review of No Man's Sky.

  • @powersincorporated7961
    @powersincorporated7961 Рік тому +1

    6 years and I still come back just for the joke at the end lmao

  • @Pantalaymo
    @Pantalaymo 5 років тому

    Whenever I come to rewatch this review I pause for every single head-table-hit to admire the details!

  • @sainguin3887
    @sainguin3887 6 років тому

    I was eating a cheeseburger while watching this review. So your bit about the inventory came up and I laughed so hard that I inhaled a chunk of burger and started to fucking choke. You nearly killed me. Subbed.

  • @jcudejko
    @jcudejko Рік тому +1

    Must be my 50th rewatch, and I just noticed
    4:29 yo! there's an owl bro!
    You like owls?

  • @Maggerama
    @Maggerama 5 років тому

    I binge your channel backwards and I'm glad to see that you metaphors didn't get worse with time, they were always bad. Still, you're among the best discoveries I ever made on this site.

  • @blindey
    @blindey 6 років тому

    This is the first video I've seen of yours and I gotta say It's really great. I love your seemingly-off-the-cuff style, and the owl.

  • @CakeRocketProduction
    @CakeRocketProduction 8 років тому

    Those shots in the beginning... like within the first 10 seconds.

  • @jessepollock7869
    @jessepollock7869 8 років тому +1

    Honestly, this should be the most watched review. Hilarious, on point (like the rest), but just more hilarious. IMO.

  • @justaphatwog7143
    @justaphatwog7143 7 років тому

    How the hell are u already at 70+ thousand subs when u popped up in my recomended section with tbe no mans sky re review u were at 20k. good job man keep up the content and humor gotta love it

  • @crudenightmare
    @crudenightmare 6 років тому +1

    My mother and I both almost feel bad for laughing as much as we did at the analogy around 10:12.

  • @0neChubbyBunny
    @0neChubbyBunny 7 років тому +3

    I think giraffe is my new favorite insult.

  • @allenhill2622
    @allenhill2622 8 років тому

    Great editing and you're legitimately funny, I really don't know why you only have 5k subs. Keep up the great content!

  • @Chlorate299
    @Chlorate299 6 років тому +1

    My experience with No Man's Sky began with me saying fuck you mysterious red ball, I'm going to explore for myself....and then discovering that unless you say yes to the red ball there's nothing to do at all and it's nearly impossible to follow the red ball path again.

  • @jeremiahm3765
    @jeremiahm3765 5 років тому

    I keep rewatching Shammy videos because the writing is just so damn good.

  • @zeraora2607
    @zeraora2607 Рік тому +2

    Give us an ACTUAL review of no man's sky now. Please!!!

  • @Poochi
    @Poochi 7 років тому

    i loved the editing for this video, shammy is very skilled, even little things like the scrolling text on the train made me laugh at the effort he puts in
    subbed

  • @acewolfgang276
    @acewolfgang276 7 років тому +30

    82,505 subs, on 1-31-17.
    I am the 82,504 sub.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  7 років тому +11

      This made me chuckle, thanks for that

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 7 років тому +4

      It wasn't supposed to be a joke, when I subscribe to youtubers I like to mark video to a list, that way when it blows up (metaphorical I hope I like this channel) I remember what # I was. :)

    • @sickerpuppies
      @sickerpuppies 6 років тому

      282K as of today: 19th March, 2018

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 5 років тому +1

    WHY can't I find this version of 'heart Stopping Lies" anywhere? The only one I can find is a newer, more upbeat one. This one is more lounge-y, I like it.

    • @magggoguma9048
      @magggoguma9048 5 років тому

      Yep, I've been looking for this version every where and cannot find it either.

  • @dickjohnson9996
    @dickjohnson9996 7 років тому +28

    you know, i was JUST about to suggest that "the point" of this game was a meta concept for the pointlessness of life, and that NO video game has any REAL goal, its just to pass time, but then you actually said something like that. Most of the narrative that the Atlas spews (aka gibberish) asks serious psychological questions about the meaning of existence, and very subtly breaks the 4th wall, asking you, the player, what the fuck you are doing, and the Atlas itself questioning if it was just programmed to be deep bro.

    • @dickjohnson9996
      @dickjohnson9996 7 років тому +1

      my friend asked me what the "point" of this game was, to which I asked him why he has 30423832 hours into Diablo.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  7 років тому +33

      Secondary point of that ending was that that's a pretty fucking shit point to charge someone $60 for.

    • @dickjohnson9996
      @dickjohnson9996 7 років тому

      fair enough, a lot of people felt that they didn't get their 60 bux worth, but i enjoy getting high and zooming through space until i find a star system with a pleasing color palette :)

  • @MoonKid_90
    @MoonKid_90 3 роки тому

    Yoo i just listened to the swedish podcast you had a feature on and i gotta say it's refreshing to listen to you out of the owl persona! Keep up the good work my guy!

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 5 років тому

    That owl is probably the most new and exciting world out there

  • @chaoscapricorn13
    @chaoscapricorn13 7 років тому

    Calling someone a giraffe is my new insult, you sir earned a subscriber

  • @dereach2084
    @dereach2084 8 років тому

    This was great! I love your 2 Actual Reviews so far and the editing in amazing. Also, I don't mind that you upload inconsistently because I get these things take time to make and you just upload whenever.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  8 років тому

      Gonna start putting out more content in between while I work on them though, I'd love to make a career of this someday and the irregular schedule is really fucking my channel's growth lol.
      Thanks for watching though!

    • @dereach2084
      @dereach2084 8 років тому

      No problem, I enjoy it! Also glad that you're gonna upload more

  • @anthonyjones4292
    @anthonyjones4292 8 років тому

    Really entertaining, informative and concise video man, really enjoyed it, hope you get a bigger audience

  • @tag9364
    @tag9364 7 років тому +1

    Shammy. Your videos are great. If you start making them for the latest content and game releases you should see a huge influx of viewership. And it only takes one really good video at a lucky time to make a channel launch hard.

  • @XLyncasterX
    @XLyncasterX 7 років тому

    I remember when you had >5000 subs, look at you now man :') awesome to see talent recognized

    • @BlueDragon1504
      @BlueDragon1504 7 років тому

      Dante McAfee They grow up so fast don't they ;(

  • @RollingTheOC
    @RollingTheOC 7 років тому

    I love how you did the background in the train car

  • @Pheonix19581
    @Pheonix19581 3 роки тому +1

    6:30 might be one of the funniest things i've ever heard in any review ever

  • @byronarachnicus6596
    @byronarachnicus6596 8 років тому

    I'm surprised you don't make more videos. This was really good.

    • @shammytv
      @shammytv  8 років тому +1

      Well this video was a massive undertaking to make, from scripting to recording to editing I put a *lot* of time into it. I'm getting on a weekly upload schedule now with more diversified content to help grow my channel, so a new video is going to be posted tomorrow :)

    • @byronarachnicus6596
      @byronarachnicus6596 8 років тому

      Keep up the good work.

  • @TaintedEmoHeart
    @TaintedEmoHeart 8 років тому

    Oh my flapping god Shammy.. I get too happy when I see you uploaded a video.

  • @bd86
    @bd86 8 років тому

    Damn. You need more subs. You should be waaaaay more popular. Best NMS review I've seen and hilarious.

  • @MrGrenful
    @MrGrenful 8 років тому

    Wow, such a highly entertaining review. I was never a part of the NMS hype train myself, but boy am I glad that this game exists only because videos like this are made and appreciated by many. Great work, you beauty of an owl.

  • @cheeze5875
    @cheeze5875 8 років тому +2

    that.... that end was....deep maaaaan

  • @Loadalama
    @Loadalama 8 років тому

    I find this review more entertaining than angry joes NMS Review, you deserve more subscribers! Do more Game reviews, I like your style of humor, its been a long time since i laughed so hard :D

  • @Ursmoov
    @Ursmoov 7 років тому

    just found your channel while skilling on runescape and i must say i am amused. SUBED

  • @AnimeFanFTW25
    @AnimeFanFTW25 8 років тому

    This might be the most perfect review and overall summary of No Man's Sky I think I've ever seen.

  • @ILikeBleachItsTrue
    @ILikeBleachItsTrue 7 років тому

    0:57 - 1:08 the train joke xD What a joy

  • @teamozOFFICIAL
    @teamozOFFICIAL 8 років тому +1

    Best review for No Mans Sky Ive seen so far.

  • @TheDenoginator
    @TheDenoginator 6 років тому

    I like how you used an image of a train from my home town of Perth, Western Australia.
    And considering the quality of the transportation your analogy was extra spicy....

  • @0ctothorp
    @0ctothorp 6 років тому

    Thinking about it and from what I heard about the studio here is what I think happened:
    They had an idea for a game, Sony came to them with a sack of cash and a contract "don't release on Xbone and we'll pay for your game" then their studio got flooded(this actually happened and was confirmed, now back to blind speculation) most of the way through development and suddenly they have this contract to release a game for Sony THIS console generation, after their work was destroyed, que what we got at release. I wouldn't say the original game would have been the next "Two Crude Dudes" but I doubt it would have been another "Dragon Age Origins".

  • @franklinturtleton6525
    @franklinturtleton6525 5 років тому +1

    "The game's moving at the breakneck pace of a tortoise and a slightly more dead tortoise" I honestly think I needed resuscitated after I passed out from laughing so hard.

  • @ALLIX79
    @ALLIX79 8 років тому

    You deserve more exposure. Very clever and entertaining. Nice work.

  • @J.Skyler
    @J.Skyler 6 років тому +1

    I like the Zero Punctuation influence here.

  • @lr6474
    @lr6474 7 років тому

    You are more entertaining to watch reviewing than to actually play said game :() just subed keep it up.

  • @saunshilu
    @saunshilu 8 місяців тому +1

    i miss him every day...

  • @aisonrec
    @aisonrec 7 років тому

    Just watched a bunch of your videos, love the writing.

  • @Amy-J
    @Amy-J 7 років тому +1

    Bloody hell that's a lot of time put into a minecraft joke, props to you man.

  • @Koolstr
    @Koolstr 3 роки тому

    I bet you didn't notice the actual owl he snuck in on the bottom row at 4:29