Yakuza: Like a Dragon - Ichiban Commercials

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  • @imperialfistsmarine5064
    @imperialfistsmarine5064 3 роки тому +3246

    I like to imagine the prison warden turning his TV on seeing Ichi and just being proud of him.

    • @CinnPai
      @CinnPai 3 роки тому +155

      yep

    • @SulfyTheFox
      @SulfyTheFox 3 роки тому +423

      Probably even invested some stocks into his company

    • @anonymouss1270
      @anonymouss1270 3 роки тому +493

      I imagine arikawa or some omi alliance higher up seeing this and thinking “wait isn’t this tojo loyalist supposed to be dead?”

    • @pokemaster374
      @pokemaster374 3 роки тому +178

      Especially after he got released literally just a short few weeks from seeing his walk through that door

    • @Basureitor
      @Basureitor 3 роки тому +170

      Like, hey that guy got out of prison like a month ago and now is president of a company

  • @mandingus3823
    @mandingus3823 3 роки тому +1577

    I could just imagine Arakawa seeing Ichiban on TV and being like: "what in the fuck"?

  • @justinsimmonds5674
    @justinsimmonds5674 2 роки тому +912

    Ichiban Kasuga: The only man who can go from 18 years in prison to being a homeless guy to being a top fortune CEO in just a couple of weeks.

    • @SparkShadow212
      @SparkShadow212 2 роки тому +120

      Truly a rags-to-riches story of the century.

    • @justinsimmonds5674
      @justinsimmonds5674 2 роки тому +8

      @@SparkShadow212 So true.

    • @WELSHGAMER99
      @WELSHGAMER99 Рік тому +32

      Sigma grindset

    • @Knightlychan
      @Knightlychan Рік тому +47

      Not to mention being involved within the yakuza and meeting like 3 yakuza legends, and even applying to be Tokyo's governor lol

    • @justinsimmonds5674
      @justinsimmonds5674 Рік тому +1

      @@Knightlychan Lol.

  • @RushValentine
    @RushValentine 3 роки тому +844

    Dude dropped out from school and just straight become millionaire.

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому +71

      He was homeless for a while first though

    • @RushValentine
      @RushValentine 3 роки тому +103

      @@NotAGoodUsername360 and before that, he is a prisoner.
      Ichiban really went through a lot for sure.

    • @seanthegoat7919
      @seanthegoat7919 3 роки тому +26

      That's why Ichiban is a goat

    • @TheOneShotWunda
      @TheOneShotWunda 3 роки тому +63

      @@NotAGoodUsername360 he was homeless for like a week and then became a multimillionaire through a Japanese rice cracker shop

    • @Beerbottles123
      @Beerbottles123 3 роки тому +12

      But, isn't it always like that with self-made millionaire?

  • @cly7894
    @cly7894 3 роки тому +609

    When you realise that the man in the commercial you are watching was the man that beat you up 5 hours ago with a bat

    • @thechosenfundead6626
      @thechosenfundead6626 3 роки тому +31

      Hey, wait, I CAN SUE!

    • @RandoChrisYT
      @RandoChrisYT 3 роки тому +110

      @@thechosenfundead6626 Self-defense though. Plus, you can't beat Omelette in court.

    • @cly7894
      @cly7894 3 роки тому +17

      Remember, Yakuza protagonists don't kill.

    • @jakerelind5577
      @jakerelind5577 3 роки тому +9

      @@RandoChrisYT Now I'm imagining Omelette as that chicken lawyer from Futurama.

    • @ghjbvhjbghjbbcc826
      @ghjbvhjbghjbbcc826 3 роки тому +8

      Nah bro he beat him up with his sick breackdancing

  • @charon2588
    @charon2588 3 роки тому +1818

    I'm not even surprised stuff like this happens anymore, from the depths of hell to the heavens of pole dancing majima. This series goes anywhere, anytime.

    • @SnekNyx
      @SnekNyx 3 роки тому +65

      We have been numbed

    • @jbob4996
      @jbob4996 Рік тому +7

      As this is my first Yakuza game, this has opened my mind to the franchise

    • @cameronwalker4529
      @cameronwalker4529 Рік тому +4

      @@jbob4996 well there is a lot more to unfold. Just remember. Majima is everywhere...

    • @Liting06
      @Liting06 Рік тому

      Out of context is everywhere....

  • @XellosDarkSlayer
    @XellosDarkSlayer 3 роки тому +1159

    Ichiban gets out of prison and in few days gets himself a company which he turns into mega-corp,meanwhile Kiryu after who knows how many years drives a taxi....

    • @JustAreru
      @JustAreru 3 роки тому +386

      But i mean Kiryu already was a real state agent who had trillions of yens, like he doesn't need that busy famous life again.

    • @rAxXtaG
      @rAxXtaG 3 роки тому +225

      Hey, to be fair Kiryu was the head of a real estate agency worth a billion yen in the 80s so I guess he lived through that in his time...

    • @JustAreru
      @JustAreru 3 роки тому +203

      The man already lived the rich life, he invested trillions in himself because Bacchus told him so.

    • @chaitanyarao5546
      @chaitanyarao5546 3 роки тому +160

      Bruh, Kiryu ate ¥29 trillion, made himself dragon of Dojima, ran a sprawling real estate firm with trillions in his pocket and a golden state worth ¥10 billion in his office.

    • @ES21007
      @ES21007 3 роки тому +112

      @@chaitanyarao5546
      So basically Kiryu became busted rich BEFORE he went into jail.
      Which is actually kind of realistic.

  • @deoclasher88
    @deoclasher88 3 роки тому +1178

    This madlad is chad af wearing his *totally not a yakuza* suit for his ads

    • @TwentyNinerR
      @TwentyNinerR 3 роки тому +286

      Hey, it doesn't have any lapel pins, so it's *technically* civilian

    • @cly7894
      @cly7894 3 роки тому +156

      Thank god he dosent have extremely obvious tatoos

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 3 роки тому +69

      @@cly7894
      * Ichiban profusely sweating .

    • @kyrieespayos2580
      @kyrieespayos2580 3 роки тому +19

      yeah also how he wears his suit is totally not a yakuza

    • @goahr5000
      @goahr5000 3 роки тому +62

      even kiryu himself is not dressed like a proper yakuza
      the real life yakuza disapproved his outfit saying he looks like a model, so I guess they'd tell the same about ichiban

  • @virikan3518
    @virikan3518 3 роки тому +464

    Ichiban: *clap clap* bring it in! *a wagon of yen is brought in*
    Majima: *m y h e i r*

    • @Weirdgirl213
      @Weirdgirl213 3 роки тому +57

      Funnily enough, if you get the DLC where you get the legendary yakuza as managers, he makes a reference to that in the English dub.

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 3 роки тому +11

      @@Weirdgirl213
      Really?? where? That's rad!

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 3 роки тому +10

      @@virikan3518 holy shit

    • @irsyadiaryadiva9430
      @irsyadiaryadiva9430 3 роки тому +3

      m y b o i

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 3 роки тому +15

      @@irsyadiaryadiva9430
      Majima is Icbiban's dad confirmed

  • @smug_slime
    @smug_slime 3 роки тому +1125

    Man the second commercial are legit good. The scenery, the voice over, and the drone shot is the typical big corporate commercial. The only thing makes this funny is how serious ichiban is with that hair physics.

    • @TwentyNinerR
      @TwentyNinerR 3 роки тому +216

      What people are used to: Well-dressed and surgically clean corporate executives
      What this game offers: A man dragon with a weird afro

    • @leedleleedle234
      @leedleleedle234 3 роки тому +9

      Raka Radityo Even better.

    • @Weirdgirl213
      @Weirdgirl213 3 роки тому +78

      @@TwentyNinerR Ichiban: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A PUNCH PERM!

    • @EmperorZ19
      @EmperorZ19 3 роки тому +35

      It's weird that they're advertising for a multifaceted parent company rather than a specific business though. Ichiban Holdings can own a candy store, hostess clubs, electronic stores, ball fields, and all sorts of other stuff, so what's a customer supposed to want to do after they see that commercial?
      But I'm just ranting because I missed seeing the senbei commercial after my business got too big.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 3 роки тому +28

      At the same time it's inherently more soulless and filled with stock corporate speech compared to the commercial from when they were a small company, which I can't help but feel like it was intentional on the part of the developers and how becoming big changes you.

  • @fugitivehunter
    @fugitivehunter 3 роки тому +769

    Yakuza IS a serious crime drama. It’s just everything around it that’s absolutely crazy.

    • @BattyWanderer
      @BattyWanderer 3 роки тому +31

      This is pretty damn accurate

    • @foxmcld584
      @foxmcld584 3 роки тому +64

      Main plotline: Receive You starts playing.
      Substories: Rocket Go Nuts starts playing.

    • @kurisu7885
      @kurisu7885 3 роки тому +28

      This. RGG Studios realizes that you need some silliness to distract you from the serious.

    • @tylervoss9809
      @tylervoss9809 3 роки тому +8

      I mean, would it even be the same series we all fell in love with if it wasn’t silly?

    • @minhvo8009
      @minhvo8009 3 роки тому +9

      If you follow the main story it’s usually pretty dark, heavy, emotional and serious. But most of the side activities are wacky, ridiculous and out of this world. A perfect combination for me.

  • @wilsonmarcelino1991
    @wilsonmarcelino1991 3 роки тому +636

    The only commercials i wouldn't skip

    • @lyhthegreat
      @lyhthegreat 3 роки тому +10

      i missed it a shiton of times by accidnt because i was bz spamming the O button.

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 10 місяців тому +2

      Every time I get the prompt to do the commercial, I watch it through.

  • @Weirdgirl213
    @Weirdgirl213 3 роки тому +325

    I love that the English VA plays up the silliness with Ichiban in the Substories, but also acts his ass off in the serious heartbreaking scenes in the main story. Kaiji is great, and I hope to hear him in Yakuza 8.

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 3 роки тому +3

      Makes one wonder who would make good villains in Yakuza 8. I was thinking of the corrupt police commissioner Horinouchi and his very young wife Yumeno given how their privileged lifestyles took a turn after the end of Like a Dragon.

    • @AC11Milan
      @AC11Milan 3 роки тому +11

      @@tonyc.0451 or they should do like Y4/Y5 and bring back the multiple protagonist. I sure miss Akiyama not being in the game

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 3 роки тому +1

      @@AC11Milan Same here. Akiyama's the guy whom people would wish would stay rich.

    • @royolaniye6643
      @royolaniye6643 2 роки тому +8

      @@AC11Milan Please no, it was okay in Yakuza 4 but it was so ANNOYING in 5, they were going with this really ambitious story that fell flat on it's face, the only good thing that came out of 4 and 5 was Saejima and Shinada
      Akiyama was meh for me (his voice was really nice to hear though)
      Point is, multiple protagonists don't really work if the protagonists themselves aren't even interesting or given time to develop (Tanimura) (Saejima too to some extent) they should just stick with one guy so he can be developed better.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 Рік тому

      @@royolaniye6643 and now its confirmed that 8 will explore two campaigns from Kiryu’s and Ichiban’s perspectives.

  • @andrewpoon1783
    @andrewpoon1783 3 роки тому +292

    these ads are better than the ones youtube throws at me

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 3 роки тому +22

      If all ads are like this, I wouldn't mind watching them if it takes an hour

  • @NoMoreHeroes75
    @NoMoreHeroes75 3 роки тому +346

    I’d love to see Kiryu in a commercial

    • @domokuncosplays
      @domokuncosplays 3 роки тому +101

      **Ono Michio enters the chat**

    • @ingobernable8765
      @ingobernable8765 3 роки тому +51

      ONOOOOOOOOOOO
      MIICHIIOOODAAAA!!

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d 3 роки тому +7

      What would he advertise?

    • @infernalbaka557
      @infernalbaka557 3 роки тому +19

      @@johnb.d The satatema drinks

    • @journeyvids9737
      @journeyvids9737 3 роки тому +57

      Canon wise, that would be a huge problem for Kiryu if people knows he is still alive. lol

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 3 роки тому +169

    The localization madlads added a jingle. THEY ADDED A JINGLE.

    • @dksenpai1451
      @dksenpai1451 3 роки тому +14

      My Hero!!! Thanks for your guides!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 Рік тому +2

      Don’t forget the little wink in the dub for the English speaker during the quest unlocking Ounabara. That stare into the camera is great once you see both side by side.

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 10 місяців тому +1

      The dragon of GameFAQs!

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 5 місяців тому

      Pretty crazy that it's the English version that has a Japanese commercial-esque jingle.

  • @hana-chan420
    @hana-chan420 3 роки тому +349

    I love how the first commercial is hilarious in both versions for different reasons. In Japanese, Ichiban's delivery of "I SURE AM" is pure perfection, but in the dub, the little jingle is so dumb that it's endearing (and legit catchy). This game has so much soul it's incredible

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 Рік тому +24

      He says in Japanese: 私が社長です! (WATASHI GA SHACHŌ DESU!)

    • @bloonface
      @bloonface 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Planefan1000That's funnier in the original, just like "I'M THE PRESIDENT!" in this forceful way is hilarious

  • @Fierce2221
    @Fierce2221 3 роки тому +192

    This is wholesome

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 Рік тому +17

    Week 1 in Yokohama: I have to collect cans and fight homeless people for thrown away leftovers.
    Week 2 in Yokohama: I ran out of things to buy.

  • @fraughostface
    @fraughostface 3 роки тому +207

    Can we just appreciate how good the animation has gotten over the years? It’s so smooth!!! Good job, SEGA!

  • @gorosaurussdad6876
    @gorosaurussdad6876 3 роки тому +84

    Damn unskippable ad

    • @lyhthegreat
      @lyhthegreat 3 роки тому +4

      more like you wouldn't wanna skip it

    • @nemo0036
      @nemo0036 3 роки тому +1

      You actually can, but would you REALLY want to?

  • @DrAnimePhD
    @DrAnimePhD 3 роки тому +101

    Can I talk about how creative their corporate logo is, how it resembles a senbei while still being simple

    • @spyrax370
      @spyrax370 2 роки тому +26

      Don't forget the "ichi" symbol in the middle, literally meaning "one". 😌

    • @ZakPorterBridges0451
      @ZakPorterBridges0451 Рік тому +5

      It’s almost as if that was the idea…

  • @Jethwright
    @Jethwright 3 роки тому +57

    That little jingle for the English dub was so cute lol

  • @LThanhHao232
    @LThanhHao232 3 роки тому +63

    The only youtube ad I'm willing to click

  • @WELSHGAMER99
    @WELSHGAMER99 3 роки тому +40

    Ultra serious white collar Yakuza Criminal Ichiban Kasuga

  • @Kasmorder
    @Kasmorder 3 роки тому +14

    0:06 "Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!?"
    Same energy.

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo 3 роки тому +39

    Imagine just being in prison for 18 years just to get thrown into a stock marketing job

  • @nrein89
    @nrein89 3 роки тому +32

    Damn it! I want an Ichiban senbei, but every time I click on the ad, it just pauses it!

  • @lukecwolf
    @lukecwolf 3 роки тому +117

    This is impressive almost studio quality ad, especially the second one. The way the animation flows, and the way Ichiban smiles in perfrct sync.
    .
    I am deeply upset I can’t watch actual ads like this.

  • @dalaxdercrisper957
    @dalaxdercrisper957 3 роки тому +28

    As long Ichiban is smiling, I keep my smile and watching his commercial to the very end

  • @bumblebee9736
    @bumblebee9736 3 роки тому +49

    I laughed my ass off, when i saw these for the first time in-game. Advertising is truly the greatest art form.

  • @Sune
    @Sune 3 роки тому +19

    LMAO that little jingle @ 0:28 in the english dub is gold. love how Kaiji Tang even sung it with a higher pitch voice

  • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
    @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +15

    Ichiban is a man I trust. He would never betray my trust

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 2 роки тому +1

      Unless you're Nanba, in which case he will side against you with a Korean mafia that has made attempts on both of your lives, just because their leader is a woman who wants to bang the corrupt politician she's colluding with.

  • @rurimoto
    @rurimoto 3 роки тому +15

    Yakuza: Like a Bizarre Adventure

  • @digitalbooklett9357
    @digitalbooklett9357 3 роки тому +64

    I love both versions but damn, Kaiji Tang is pulling out that silky smooth voice in the 2nd commerical to match how formal Ichi is in it
    Love the little details that the english version of the 1st has a little tune to go with "Eat at Ichiban's, Ichiban Senbei!" Thats real cute. The dub really takes a step up.

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 3 роки тому +17

      I betting everyone was laughing their ass off in the studio when they recorded this. I can just imagine the voice director say “Ok Kaiji can you sound like a ASMR guy really quick.”

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 5 місяців тому

      Kaiji used his commercial voice over powers for that one, hahahaha.

  • @inanimatesum4945
    @inanimatesum4945 3 роки тому +4

    Local Homeless man, who looks like he exploded, is now CEO of Japan itself and is looking to economically take Asia with his renowned Senbei

  • @roynabroth2328
    @roynabroth2328 3 роки тому +34

    I’d buy it.

  • @kurisu7885
    @kurisu7885 3 роки тому +15

    Ichiban is such a lovable cheese ball.

  • @jj_is_ponytaku
    @jj_is_ponytaku 2 роки тому +3

    "Hello, and welcome to the Ichiban Confections family. My name is Ichiban, but you can call me Ichi."
    -Ichiban Kasuga, 2019

  • @foufoustv2060
    @foufoustv2060 3 роки тому +6

    Morgana from persona 5 is doing commercials in Yakuza 7
    Yusuke became the mad of Shimano
    Makoto work at hello work
    Damnn

    • @pokemaster374
      @pokemaster374 3 роки тому

      Munaheisa iwai is the main character

    • @zapperil
      @zapperil 3 роки тому

      Hifumi is the secretary

  • @neroatlas9121
    @neroatlas9121 2 роки тому +8

    I never knew you could feel so corporate and so human at the same time.

  • @LeoJohnGalt
    @LeoJohnGalt 3 роки тому +13

    I'm just mad impressed they write him in as a fringe candidate when he runs for office
    Like nobody in Yokohama isn't gonna recognize Ichi running after all these commercials

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 2 роки тому +2

      How is that impressive? They completely ignore anything he might have done in Management Mode during that plot section.

    • @LeoJohnGalt
      @LeoJohnGalt 2 роки тому +2

      @@JayAreAitch He literally runs the highest performing company in Yokohama tho

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 2 роки тому

      @@LeoJohnGalt A) Depends on how far through the Management storyline you are by that point in the game.
      B) That's my point. The plot completely glosses over the fact that he is potentially one of the most important figures in the region, and just paints him as a fringe candidate.

  • @user-tt5mj7jk3g
    @user-tt5mj7jk3g 3 роки тому +19

    Better than actual real life comercials

  • @hana_bit_
    @hana_bit_ 3 роки тому +14

    This is truly effective advertisement at it's finest

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 3 роки тому +1

      I would actually by the product if it was real.

  • @muhammadkhairanrozan9428
    @muhammadkhairanrozan9428 3 роки тому +45

    It's actually not funny, but somehow I still laugh

  • @Noctsranun
    @Noctsranun 3 роки тому +26

    2:14 "いいだろう。" This guy doesn't have an English VA :/

  • @Shiverskill
    @Shiverskill 3 роки тому +9

    I like that they gave the English version of the first one a little jingle

  • @Johnnybdecent
    @Johnnybdecent 3 роки тому +58

    I feel like it makes more sense to play it in Japanese, with the honorifics and how the enemies still speak Japanese and all, but Keiji Tang did such a fantastic job as Ichi, I didn't want to miss his performance.

  • @orion8063
    @orion8063 3 роки тому +14

    These commercials are hilarious!
    I love them.

  • @lorenzocampici7885
    @lorenzocampici7885 3 роки тому +9

    These absolutely nail the commercial feel

  • @Greil9
    @Greil9 3 роки тому +8

    How they would have become the #1 company in a month.
    Ichiban: Okay, I need to phone someone. This guy can make us the greatest ad campaign ever.
    **Week later on TV**
    Kasuga♫ Kasuga♫ Kasuga♫ Kasuga♫
    Kasuga Tenketsu♫

  • @Phantom_Gabriel
    @Phantom_Gabriel 3 роки тому +9

    Every time I hear Ichiban English voice it always makes me feel that it's Gaius speaking (Trails of Cold Steel)
    Especially that 2nd ad
    What next he's gonna speaking about the wind

    • @yourboyrussell6738
      @yourboyrussell6738 3 роки тому +1

      He was also Iwai in P5. And Lee/Violet from Tekken. Particularly Tag 2 and Blood Vengeance.

  • @MajorCman
    @MajorCman 3 роки тому +12

    Thank you Ichi, you made me believe that Nishiki is still alive

  • @Sonny2299
    @Sonny2299 3 роки тому +9

    I’m definitely eating at ichibans after that

  • @Natesmb164
    @Natesmb164 3 роки тому +12

    I appreciate this one not only watching it in Original Japanese but also in English Dubbed as well! Nice one!

  • @peterparker1683
    @peterparker1683 3 роки тому +7

    Yakuza is a serious crime drama

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 3 роки тому +2

    that damn smile will never make me NOT happy

  • @mat8791
    @mat8791 2 роки тому +7

    Considering the business owner speaks Japanese, I think it's canon the Eng dub is just an hallucination from Ichiban who just sees things through a different language, Ichibanese who is totally not English, trust me.

  • @ALgamer47
    @ALgamer47 7 місяців тому +1

    Imagine Masatos reaction if he saw Ichi being a CEO on TV

  • @Blushell11
    @Blushell11 2 роки тому

    Thank you to make my day happy

  • @aaronpadilla946
    @aaronpadilla946 3 роки тому +4

    1:40- 1:42 I'll make an offer... IN CASH!

  • @drsalt2723
    @drsalt2723 3 роки тому +3

    Yep, the fucking ads convinced me to buy the legendary hero edition.
    You got me, ichiban

  • @TakoTrucker
    @TakoTrucker 10 місяців тому +1

    dude the second ad feels exactly like a japanese commercial oh my god

  • @AlbertAdamsLincoln
    @AlbertAdamsLincoln Рік тому +1

    Lv.1 crook-->lv.100 CEO of self-own company.

  • @fadedmanchild2562
    @fadedmanchild2562 3 роки тому +8

    The english dubbing makes these even funnier it just feels weird

  • @junkyryan138
    @junkyryan138 3 роки тому +2

    *WATASHI GA SHACHOU DESU*

  • @InktheImpassive
    @InktheImpassive 3 роки тому +2

    Just the thought of Yakuza all over the cities who met and got beat up by Ichiban and his Party and then seeing him in TV doing a commercial is amusing.

  • @healingflower717
    @healingflower717 3 роки тому +7

    ichiban is so goddamn cute

  • @grigzzlybear
    @grigzzlybear 3 роки тому +3

    I'm crying, crying tears of happiness

  • @scottayres8606
    @scottayres8606 Рік тому +2

    Imagine being beaten half to death by a schizophrenic man dressed as a breakdancer and his group of friends dressed as a dominatrix, chef and Idol, then when you go home to relax and forget the ordeal by watching TV, the first thing you see is this.

  • @Treelotl
    @Treelotl 3 роки тому +2

    I like how hes his own mascot

  • @Kregexx
    @Kregexx 2 роки тому +6

    I can't wait for Yakuza 8. If Ichiban is still the main protagonist, he has potential to be the best yakuza character.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 Рік тому +2

      Apparently he will be, so there’s something to be excited for!

  • @mango6419
    @mango6419 3 роки тому +4

    i’m so buying this for myself on christmas

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion 2 роки тому +3

    The stack of money wouldn't change my mind...but that Eri-chan? Now we're talking

  • @evanb2123
    @evanb2123 3 роки тому +3

    Why is this so wholesome

  • @pulse5215
    @pulse5215 3 роки тому +1

    Warden : this man was released 1 month ago and is now a president of a company

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 3 роки тому +3

    I love how the main antagonist becomes like a politician or some shit, and you gotta fight him but before that, you go making millions under the radar as a president of whatever company

  • @genesisdos1968
    @genesisdos1968 3 роки тому +2

    Rumors persist that the camera for the overhead shot is actually a component of a satellite space laser. But the press secretary of ichiban has dismissed these ideas as silly speculation.

  • @gaz-l621
    @gaz-l621 Рік тому +1

    I never realised they added a little jingle to the dubbed version of the first ad that's not there in the JP.

  • @speedathecheetah7756
    @speedathecheetah7756 3 місяці тому

    I love that 2nd one so much
    It’s like an actual commercial

  • @KarMaThr
    @KarMaThr 3 роки тому

    These commercials are soooo good.

  • @ToastieStrudel
    @ToastieStrudel 3 роки тому

    I still need to get around to this game

  • @NotAGoodUsername360
    @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому +19

    Imagine being some random thug on the street walking up to mug a guy, and then you stop and realize, "Wait, isn't that the President of Ichiban Confections/Holdings from the commercials?"
    And then he proceeds beat your ass into the pavement along with his entourage of weirdos.

    • @yannkam2127
      @yannkam2127 3 роки тому +5

      And like in the ads, he replies: "I sure am!"

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 3 роки тому +3

      *T H E O R B I T A L L A S E R*

    • @dimitrifake53
      @dimitrifake53 Рік тому

      @@sinclairguess1187 SPECIAL DELIVERY!

  • @greenskeleton94
    @greenskeleton94 3 роки тому +1

    meanwhile, they're still trying to pay off that 10 billion yen building they"re using.

  • @shinigami9851
    @shinigami9851 3 роки тому +3

    I really loved that Ohma Tokita is starting his own buisness. (Ohma’s eng va does ichiban for the dub)

  • @scatpitstevens7688
    @scatpitstevens7688 3 роки тому +2

    I would trust this man with my life

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 3 роки тому +1

    My jaw fell seeing this when I was doing the mini game. We got Ads up in here man

  • @lordseph
    @lordseph 2 роки тому +1

    I ended up ordering rice crackers online when I saw this on my first playthrough

  • @timothyalden2082
    @timothyalden2082 3 роки тому +2

    Wait I just realized that Ichiban Holdings commercial is similar to Shinra Electric Company 😳

  • @BlackViperGX
    @BlackViperGX 3 роки тому +1

    Wow the dub even includes that little jingle!

  • @sdk194
    @sdk194 3 роки тому

    That eat at ichiban's jingle keeps getting stuck in my head

  • @SPAMTON-zw7oe
    @SPAMTON-zw7oe 3 роки тому

    You can tell they had fun.

  • @bottleofketchups8949
    @bottleofketchups8949 3 роки тому

    HERE YA GO

  • @leonnskennedy
    @leonnskennedy 3 роки тому +1

    McDonald's been real quiet since Ichiban Holdings

    • @TwentyNinerR
      @TwentyNinerR 3 роки тому

      Ronald McDonald has been outperformed by a 40-something ex-con with a weird afro and an even weirder imagination

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 3 роки тому

      Hmm, haven't heard that much from Taco Bell recently, wonder what happened

  • @justapin7450
    @justapin7450 3 роки тому

    Love this game

  • @really-shouldnt-be-here
    @really-shouldnt-be-here 3 роки тому

    The solemnity is just 👌

  • @Nice7Ock
    @Nice7Ock 3 роки тому

    These Commercial is one of the best things in this game

  • @tiagorrech
    @tiagorrech 3 роки тому +1

    President Ichiban from Ichiban Senbei makers of the Ichiban Senbei
    vs.
    Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 Рік тому

    I just love the little girl's demeanour when she get the senbei and see that it's Ichiban that handed it to her

  • @Vaerenn
    @Vaerenn 3 роки тому

    I got these yesterday and laughed so fucking hard.