I've never understood the 9.99 thing either. That used to bother me as a kid walking into a store ready to buy something with a 10 dollar bill and getting pissed cause i didn't factor in taxes. I was like put the exact price on the items so there is no guessing.
It increases conversion...it's purely psychology, not based on logic at all. While it might not work on you specifically, it works statistically so of course a business that is trying to make more money is going to do it.
duuuude u kept it soooo solid on this... all the way thru. ur opinion, POV, actions & non, etc on this one were 100% honest, kept it real, humourous, sime haha but in detail.. an it was fuckiiing primo bruv
They make it 9.99 to stop the cashier stealing from the store. If it was $10 they could take the note and not have to open the register but they are forced to open the register the get change out and registers keep a record of that stuff.
Many years ago a major store chain similar to sears decided to make all of their merchandise even numbers and they marketed it under honesty and clarity. Their sales dropped so significantly they dropped the marketing campaign within the year returning the original pricing for example 19.99 instead of 20.00. Marketing psychologists had discovered this small penny price difference had a significant effect on the purchasing habits of consumers. I read this on the net so it must be true lol
Thank you I needed to hear this sometimes I need to feel chivalrous because of some empty void that might relate to my mom forcing me to go to the Renaissance faire
Get that money ladies!
Tell em Chrissy!
as a sex worker, I didn’t find it that funny of a joke but 🙃
Bro, fuck EVERYONE!!!!! Wisconsin!
Talia Satania and the fat guy hates the obese jokes and feminists hate the women jokes and so on. They’re just jokes.
Clips For The Babies - A Chris D'Elia Channel I love boobieloobies bro
Your not gonna trick me, Chris. I know this video is really 14 minutes.
jjl lww *proceeds to check timestamp*
Lmaoo
Excellent. Lol
Fooled me
You're*
Even as a Childrens.
I hope this doesn’t discourage Chris from doing onlyfans I have my card ready
And its only 9.99....soooo much better than 10.00. Bargain!!
I want those toe shots!!!
No way He’s too young
M M don’t worry, I think he is legal👌🏼
Lmfao 😂💀 me too
Hates 9.99, but says 39. Just say 40, bro. It's one year.
Haha
You dont choose what age to set. They choose to make it one less cent
@@gregobrien7972 no fucking way
39.99
Yes.
The fact that this video is 13:59 minutes long is hilarious
Andrew Murdy just say 14 dawg
Pretty sure its 14
But that 40 of water lmfao
🤣
Can’t hide from it 😂
Bruh where can I buy some of these? Need to stay hydrated after drinking a 24 pack
ironically it's only 39.99 ounces.
"She'll show you her Fried Butterfly" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Moe Money & billloobeees
Moe Money died babahaha
He got me with that one as well ;)
Sensational.
Damn... You win
Don't worry, Sweet Tart. I'll handle this.
With his sweet tartin' ass.
That part killed me 😂
Chris D’elia the only dude to mess up a word and then repeat the same way
kincaid ramsay that’s jazz
Double downs on his mistakes is a fucking power move
His Persian.. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
“Show their bits and pieeeces” 😂😂😂
“I want my girl lookin like a Simpson” 😂😂
I've never understood the 9.99 thing either. That used to bother me as a kid walking into a store ready to buy something with a 10 dollar bill and getting pissed cause i didn't factor in taxes. I was like put the exact price on the items so there is no guessing.
Silus33 that’s how it is here in England, it doesn’t make sense in America !
yeah, Europe in general...
Yeah but if you buy 100 of that 9.99 item then you get a nice and even number with zeros as the decimals
It increases conversion...it's purely psychology, not based on logic at all. While it might not work on you specifically, it works statistically so of course a business that is trying to make more money is going to do it.
@@CherryDiMilo not just Europe, the whole world but America and Canada
My best friend of 30 years calls $9.99 "nine dollars"
How you know my wife?
Dude. I laughed so hard at this comment.
Fuck that guy
Clever
How has he remained your friend after one year of him saying that?
He's not trying to makes us laugh. He's trying to make himself laugh.
But u still laughed 💀
@@zenrincon7472 he never said Chris wasn't funny
So Infant D'Elia sounded like a stroke victim....
People pay money to watch a girl take a bath in a bikini. Mind blowing.
Just went to Chris D'Elia store and he has all his prices WHOLE numbers so RESPECT
One cent?? DOESN"T EVEN MAKE A....DENNNNNNNNTTTTTT
Damn I'm glad i found this gem of a channel
The delayed Renner peeking in from the side @12:03 is amazing. Hats off to the editor(s) 👏
A lot of women really are out here looking like a simpson, damn 😆😂
WE’RE OUT HERE GETTING KILLED
LMFAO!!!!!
I was dying there😂😂
theres not a single minute here that doesnt have me in stitches lmfao
Is there an app for the Lonely Fans lol
billion billz_
😅
bruhhh you better make that app or find someone who can cuz that a million dollar idea right there lmao
@@musek5048 lonely fans is quite literally what onlyfans is
@@TemporalJimi hahahaha you got me there! Is thats what the lonely island boys do on their off time?
Chris “myonlyfans” D’Elia
iDubbbz: accused of being a simp because his girlfriend is on Only Fans.
UA-cam: yeah let's recommend this video now.
Shut up bitch
Kevin is my name Why are you lying? We all know bitch is your name.
@@Semi-Addict-Gamer yea kevin you bitch
@@dunktherapper oh hey it's Kevin the bitch
At least Mikael Åkerfeldt is no simp
I hear this guy is the youngest 39 year old in the world
You heard correctly
Youngest guy you ever met
Youngest guy weve ever met
He definitely said 49
For a hot minute he was..
As a persian guy, wtf man?! 😂
Who said that?!
Is OnlyFans based in Albuquerque?
Daniel Young yes. Next to Netflix studios
I'm about to take shrooms and I wish I waited till I was peaking to watch this. Jeremy Renner lol
Chris D'Elia: anything
Chris D'Elia: HAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA
Lmaooo his eyes at 11:19
o👄O
"Fried butterflies"🤣😅.. it's the little things
If you're on Only Fans.... Ya Hookin'
yep
duuuude u kept it soooo solid on this... all the way thru.
ur opinion, POV, actions & non, etc
on this one were 100% honest, kept it real, humourous, sime haha but in detail.. an it was fuckiiing primo bruv
Cents don’t make....DEENTSS
House paint for makeup and cement in her lips.... I feel like lots of women have this look!
Cents don't make Dents
That “Thanks bro” was really nice.
This is why I'm a fan Chris 😂
I want my girl looking like a Simpson!! 😂😂 omfg 🍻😂
His Persian accent sounds like a bjj tutorial
I’m laughing so hard at the end of this omg. Jeremy renner ong
chris d elia is too young to be on onlyfans
0:37 fried butterfly VAGENE hahahh
There’s onlyfans models out in the streets getting murked??? Where??
1:11 almost spat out my milk.
Hey man ready for you to come back to Memphis TN saw you at the Orpheum ,it ripped!
9:22
playing this on repeat fucking kills me
The “get your money bit” at 10:40 till the end had me cry laughing. So funny Chris!
Miss you 😢
The onlyfans members section coming after your neck on twitter 😂
Dude my dream is to be able to chill with you for a day omg. Dude your the best with freestyle comedy!
5:49 ooops say hello to Ivan 😂
Great frkn set up to the end Chris, starting wooing at the end!
Now that I think of it, you're right! Lunch for two days it is.
“Fried butterfly” dear GOD🤣🤣
He did not just say dippity-do 😂😂😂
"How bout that, du uuude"
😆🤣😂
Omfg the Dippity Do comment sent me over the edge, I haven't heard of that shit since my grandma smeared it on me as a kid 🤣
They make it 9.99 to stop the cashier stealing from the store. If it was $10 they could take the note and not have to open the register but they are forced to open the register the get change out and registers keep a record of that stuff.
Maku Angree I thought it was to keep pennies in circulation but this makes so much sense
7:46 AKA the simps
Also $40 for some Chris boobaloobs is certified #DENTY and we already know he is living a #NODENTS lifestyle
He's not worth more than a $39.99!
@@elloguvna3072 you sit on a throne of lies!
@@codybuxton your accusations don't make a D'eeeeennnnnt!
@@elloguvna3072 🤣🤣
MISS YOU BRO, come back!
Damn. I like Chris Delia because he’s funny just riffin and going off the cuff. That’s what a good comedian is all about.
Dude the Jeremy Renner drop is fucking hilarious
Show me ya shhmashed up buttafly - TMP
BRO THE JEREMY RENNER SHIT GETS ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
Many years ago a major store chain similar to sears decided to make all of their merchandise even numbers and they marketed it under honesty and clarity. Their sales dropped so significantly they dropped the marketing campaign within the year returning the original pricing for example 19.99 instead of 20.00. Marketing psychologists had discovered this small penny price difference had a significant effect on the purchasing habits of consumers. I read this on the net so it must be true lol
The Persian guy impression is 100% the twins from Family Guy!
Yeah, it's retarded. Based on nothing
Winter C. Like my birth
love the Persian guy impression :))))) really accurate
That Jeremy Renner sting tho!!!!! Lol
fried butterfly and boobilubies
The Persian jokes were spot on.
7:45 D’Elia bud the word your lookin for is simp🤣
Thank you I needed to hear this sometimes I need to feel chivalrous because of some empty void that might relate to my mom forcing me to go to the Renaissance faire
Dude the 9.99 is a solid bit. I hope he uses that again in the future
How did you go from sounding Persian, to Razor Ramon, to sounding Tony Montana?
THE GOAT
Chris Delia throwing Illuminati signs in the thumbnail
Delete A Playa The rock n roll thing? Lmao
That’s fucking lunch for two days! Lol
Fried butterfly and baloobies 😂🤣😂🤣
You went full Renner at the end.
Aaaaaand Juan Fire & Ivan Gutridov
lmfao "fried butterfly"
Chris "even as a fucking childrens" D'Elia
CHRISSSS PLEASE REACT TO"how can she slap"
He’s got me dieing at the first forty seconds.
LMAO! Fried butterfly?!
Chris ya hookin!
You should play the lead in a Pauly Shore biopic.
39 going on 39 for 5 straight years
Give us more main attraction drops
I found this tweet and it was just like 3 twitter bros that were White Knighting
The Stuff Mike Does ah yes, the simp wars
Thanks!
Chris again with the facts!
.99 is also because then the cashier has to give change back and register the sale in the system instead of pocketing the money