True Facts: Army Ant Riders
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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CREDITS:
Philipp Hönle for the phone call and for introducing me
to Eciton army ants and to their wonderful associates. Also
for allowing me the use of fantastic footage.
Daniel Kronauer for the chat and use of the amazing images from his new book! (link above) - the image in the thumbnail is also his!
Dr. Christoph von Beeren for all of the amazing
research on ant mimics, and ant hangers-on. Also
thank you for the use of your images of Nymphister k.
Kaitlin “Ant Girl” Baudier - www.kmbaudier.com
/ @antgirl7911
For the fantastic footage of the bivouac, the scorpion and the
raid front! So much amazing research and footage.
Matthew Lutz - vimeo.com/matth...
For the wonderful footage of bridge building as well as other
beautiful shots of the ants doing their thing!
Ernesto Carman - getyourbirds.org
For the use of the creepy swarm raid footage!
Primates Peru - Field Projects International
/ fieldprojectsorg
For all of the incredible footage of the ant death spiral! Donate to the Future Black Scientists Fund: www.flipcause....
Andrew Core et al. for images from:
A New Threat to Honey Bees,
the Parasitic Phorid Fly Apocephalus borealis
Thank you to all of my Patreon patrons for the
patience, support and feedback
MUSIC: / querflote
Additional footage used under
license from:
Pond5.com
Videoblocks.com
Envato Elements
"Hey, ants. What are you carrying?"
"Food, for our behbes."
"But.. those.. those are behbes."
"Yes, we're feeding them to our behbes."
you are what you eat.
eggs
@@stevewondering6311 u are egggg
Baby food
It’s a behbe eat behbe world out there...
I love the idea of a beetle pretending to be an ant for food and then accidentally enrolling itself in a raid with the other ants
Militia buddies for life. Raid or die. Got caught up in the heat of the moment. Peer pressure.
The beetle's parents are disappointed though. "He's a good lad" they said, "just fell into some bad company"
it' reminds me of the song "your in the Army now"
War were declared.
@@Dunnama_Kannam_Kaala_Duvannam 👍 lol.
Taking the whole 'fake it until you make it' very seriously.
Yo, imagine a small person grabbing your hand and saying "I'm your hand now"
yeah, I don't think they'd want to be my hand for long.
@@sespious8049 nooooo😂😂
It'd be like that show, Parasyte.
@@cylondorado4582 Except much less beneficial for you than an alien lifeform that can shapeshift to an extent become your hand hahaha but good comparison
@@lordsativa001 I am getting Parasyte vibes
Other queens: "My subjects built me a castle."
This queen: "My subjects ARE my castle."
lol
… and my children
That would make a cool necromancer/lich enemy hiding in a castle made of undead.
@@AspenBrightsoul I like the way you think
My children are castles! Wait a second... 😳
Zefrank is the most patiente boss, nobody else would keep employing Jerry for so much time.
I’m starting to think he just doesn’t have then money hire another writer. Or editor to cut the outtakes
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 Reported for spam
@@pskugd8385 No thanks. I stopped believing in that bullshit when I was a kid.
i would hes funny
Imagine being that scorpion. Imagine ants were the size of kittens and they came at you in a swarm of thousands.
Being alive is pretty scary at that scale.
I would try to go down swinging
Rest in peace, Steve the Scorpion.
Sounds like cat island over in japan...
Or rabbit island over in japan... lol
I think it's easier to think they are like piranhas to the scorpion because they have similar killing techniques
hold on let me see if scorpions can experience emotional trauma
edit: no shit comes up for that at all so guess not what was this worth
“And that’s really when the murder starts” -Zefrank, 2020
Seems like Hallmark should patent this for their cards
Dr. Bright we have told you time and time again you cannot use foundation facility network access to comment on youtube videos
Dr should we contain this specimen for further examination?
@@MCCanaryVideos I think this should be added to the list of rules
@@SirDripAlott they already have. SCP 2031
"Fake it till you make it" but if you don't fake it enough you're immediately ripped apart limb from limb
😂😂😂
just like any social gatherings XD
Virtually any holiday at the in-laws.
Army ant: HELP THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY BUTT
Army ant's butt: nuh uh
@@AxxLAfriku hmm simply try to appeal to the masses more. You have a lot of subscribers as it stands so just keep at it
@@AxxLAfriku uh-
Two ants walk into a bar. "Rough trip?" says the bartender.
"Mimic beetles," says one ant.
The ants laugh.
The bartender laughs
The ants' butts laugh.
@@FanOfMostEverything Ok this is clever
Army ant: I guess you're right, my butt..
Army ant's butt: hehehe
Army ant: Wait what?
"Dont do drugs ......often"
Well that's something I take to heart.
"Everything in moderation, including moderation." - Scott Weiland
jesus christ
420 likes. Nice, but it will gone soon
God, I love drugs
noo dont XD dont do it.
everytime zefrank chuckles at his own script the world becomes a little brighter
That’s not actually scientifically proven
He wrote that chuckle in
Yea that's not true
Dad jokes....
@@raccoonman4691 this is just a youtube video of a man giving animals funny voices while telling us random fact about them that i giggled at my guy, chille lmaoo
"Much like how groupies attach themselves to the crotch of band members to travel from city to city" I was dying. This man is brilliant.
My favorite part! He is.
His dad won a Nobel Prize. He should be.
@@profd65
When he was a bebe?
"… and that's really when the murder starts." Nobody sums up nature quite like you.
where in the morning the murder starts again
" What is my purpose? "
" you become a wall and hold hands for the rest of your life "
" oh god "
Welcome to the club
The next Ant Man sacrifice to save the world.
It's not for the rest of their life, though. They attach and detach as need be.
Beats fetching butter.
"That's a lot of ant babies to feed. And that's really when the murder starts."
That came out of nowhere and it broke me.
Hilariously dark!!
Love how he says bebes
Its anakin and the younglings over again
I love it when the music cuts out to emphasise the moment,
I'm not gonna lie, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Imagine being such an efficient hivemind that you develop an ecosystem around you
If you think about it, we are that. Pigeons, rats, stray cats, etc. have been living around human structures and off food waste for a while. I'm just glad it's that and not butt beetles
" Imagine being such an efficient hivemind that you develop an ecosystem around you" We humans have created social media platforms to automate that for us. We smart.
@@jinparksoul no shit
can’t say the same for a certain minority, though.
@@landroverrangeroversporths2569stop vagueposting
It's also kinda scary
"What is my purpose?"
"Bridge."
"W-What?"
"B R I D G E."
“ Oh my God”
“ Welcome to the club pal”
It's funny cause bridge can actually be used as a verb? So I straight up didn't realize the joke here for some time...
Ant behbeh: what's my purpose?
Soldier ant: *B R I D G E*
weaver ant: *G L U E*
They change the song for a few seconds, you see?
@@Tsuruchi_420 it being a verb isn't really the joke here tho
Zefrank: "Do you have insectophobia?"
Me: "Not really, no."
Zefrank: "Do you want to?"
@@justinmiller129 you need to stop this
I know right?
😃
😃
Jokes on you I already have insectophobia!
Mom: so If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
Me: *I'd be the bridge.*
Would that be assisted suicide?
@@Axelovskji bridges dont throw ppl off themselves.
Cha-Cha not afraid
That's how the army ant doooooo
🤣🤣🤣
😂 the "thats when the murder starts" kills me his inflection is just perfect
"And that's when the murder starts."
We all knew it was coming
I need it on a shirt.
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 troll alert!
@@pskugd8385
Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.
Talk about intense. That beetle is literally one "cough" or wrong twitch away from being ripped to shreds by the colony yet it holds confidence, grooms, shakes, moves, and blends right in. Thats insane.
That’s peak “if you act like you belong, you will” energy
Chad bug
I respect the hustle.
Among humans, this sort of behavior is called a "Bavarian fire drill": if you act like you belong in a situation, most people won't question it.
Nature is insane
The insect kingdom is creepy but really fascinating to learn about
First reply boi
Also u r everywhere
Insect Order actually, but yes.
Damn found u again lol
Oh hello there dude
4:08 You can't fool me, that's not an Ant line! That's a map of the Lower Nile!
When you're a beetle, but look like an ant, behave like an ant, and go on raids with the ants and actively help them in their efforts, are you really even a beetle anymore?
My God ! They are Ant-stan.
Naw, he's just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude...
No. He was adopted by the ant family so he is an ant.
"When you're a beetle...".
There's your fuckin' answer.
@@TheHyde8875 what's the point of being a beetle in this case
_...which is why this scorpion is like "Aw, hell no."_
Sheer brilliance.
Its just ebonics. Pretty far from btilliance
I like zefrank as much as the next guy but what's "sheer brilliance" about that line at all? tf
You guys are fun
Jerry sucks at proofreading, but that’s just how Jerry do
True Facts about Jerry when, Ze Frank?
Yeth
@@Kallisti3 True facts about Jerries.
Often times harmless in a fight, the Jerry knows to play dumb to completely avoid confrontation.
And Jerries are masters of playing dumb. Just look at their pants. Pants don't lie. Not like the Jerries do.
@@OldSkullInn butt Jerries are- oops typo- but Jerries aren’t all dumb
Imagine writing for an funucation internet show and never reading your final scrip after writing it. That is how the Jerry do
8:10 the foot mites are the epitome of "I don't care _how_ you get it done, just do it"
"Ant death spiral" or what we humans call a roundabout.
Gotcha!!
🤣🤣
Traffic circle of death
~I'll be the Roundabout~
its called a rotary up in Boston. I dont think its coincidence that we have Rotaries back to back in many places and we have a reputation as very angry drivers
Shoutout to all the ant cameramen who have to lie down directly in the ant swarms to get their shots, your sacrifices will not be forgotten!
Wouldn't they just lower the camera and walk away? Or zoom in from a distance?
@@vodyannoi yes but they’d still have to get relatively close and if you don’t like ants.. well.. this isn’t the job for you 😂
@@vodyannoi Some shots were stationary, but you have to move the camera to look at action and single organisms. You can't observe small creatures from far away either for obvious reasons. Most of it was up close shots with a bunch of violent ants.
thanks, mate!
babeMinzgirlsszz.space
The more I learn about ants the more I realize that other insects are just animals trying to adapt to the changes of the various ant empires around them.
That is because ants have been the dominant species in this world for millions of years before human became settled and they will be again after we've killed ourselves. Don't mess with ants, buddy...
These ants also *_lift up_* one another
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@@justinmiller129
Fuck monke memes. Retreat to Ant memes is where it’s at.
@@rumpelstilzz actually bacteria is the dominant species since all other life depends on it to survive.
@@vincevvn Our souls probably come from the bacteria in our guts.
7:33 "Butt beetles are not- sorry, but beetles" it's crazy how much you could hear the difference between butt and but.
It’s all in the emphasis
Butt Beetles is a name, so it all gets equal emphasis, but ‘but’ is just a connecting word, so ‘beetles’ gets all the emphasis in ‘but beetles’
“And in the morning, the murder starts again.” And this is how the fable of the ant’s psycho cousin and the grasshopper would have gone.
😂😂
,
lmao
What about the honey bees?
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
“My name’s Pete, and I’m your new butt.”
Man, the new Disney movie’s premise sounds incredible.
"Butt beetles." "That's absolutely the perfect name for them.
@death knight I would squeal because I think they are adorable!
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385
Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.
Something great about being middle aged is that having watched this video over a year ago, today I got to watch it again with only the haziest memory. It was every bit as good as the first time I saw it (I think)!
@glenw3814 - Are you sure it isn't because the Army Ants are crawling into your brain through your ears?
@@MossyMozart 🙄 Weak. What happened, did you flunk out of troll school?
Zefranks videos will never die. In memory or otherwise :)
@@glenw3814that wasnt trolling, that was a liht hearted joke.
you however reacted exactly like the average out of touch boomer is expected to do.
Was having the WORST morning and now I'm laughing and educated on something I would have never known about. Thank you Ze Frank 💜
Your morning sucks too eh? Go figure. So yeah, I definitely needed a Ze Frank video to lighten my mood.
Evening here, but pretty much same story. Hope you're day picks up
Same here 🤭🙂
Much love to you all and I hope everyone's day is getting better now. A good laugh will often do the trick 😊😂💜
That's how ZeFrank do
“in the morning, the murder starts again”
[subway ad plays]
I got a pharmaceutical ad, so that’s spot on.
An opportunity for a Purge sponsorship wasted.
I got Air Wick plug-ins, wonder if they can make one that smells like the ants
I got pizza hut
The mimic ants while being groomed: "keep cool Jerry. Keep cool. They don't know we aren't ants. I am in so much danger"
No shit right? One wrong twitch from being ripped apart. Even that one ant did sort of a soft bite to test the "stranger's" reaction and it kept cool. Fucking intense.
I've never heard someone say the word "murder" said so softly and cheerily like that before but it fits so well
🤣 “Don’t do drugs....often.”
The best part of the whole video
Me: *daily takes medicine for adhd and depression/anxiety* I'm sorry Frank
@@KateCantDraw same... my condolences, ze frank
🍻
I trip every now and then. Not often.
"When you don't want to walk become someone else's foot"
-Mites
Woah, I finally found The Man.
😂😂😂
*Ant #1;*_“You’re such a simp, when you ‘gonna grow a pair?!”_
*Ant #2;* _(notices mite and smiles lasciviously)_
*Ant #1;* _”Bruh...!”_
*Ant 1:* Yo, did you get new shoes?
*Ant 2:* What?
*Foot Mite:* Yeah, what? I mean... Shoe noises
*squeak squeak*
@@MonarchManifest yo those are some nice sound squeakers. Mind if i borrow
😂😂😂
lmao
1:18
"and that's really when the murder starts"
How have I never heard of this channel before??? I love educational channels, and the fact that this one throws in comedy on top of the facts is so perfect!
do you self a major favor and watch his early stuff too. :D
@@TheRavepartycat I'm already 3 videos in, lol. Just watched the one about Hummingbirds.
Whoa, cool seeing you here!
what are _you_ doing here Flynt? xP
@@FlyntofRWBY ohhh how I envy! He has awesome vids. His early stuff is just as great! Dont feel shy to watch his other stuff like the shell video(I can't remember the name but the one with the kid who dances with color) or the thankgiving etiquette
In a year that sucked, Zefrank came through with a Christmas gift :D
Was it really that bad
@@brandonfoley7519 ._. Yes
@@brandonfoley7519 what fo you mean "was it really that bad" do you live under a rock?
Fr
“Don’t do drugs...often”. 😅 Subscribed.
Yo facts😂😂💯💯
Thank you, I was looking for this comment lmao
I thought the same thing
This is why communism is only a good idea if you like body contact.
@@Goatisme good one mate👌
1:05 "and all of these are her
daughters"
Me: super disappointed he didn't say bebes, major missed opportunity.
the first unspoken rule of entomology: Insects are sadistic bastards.
That's why they are in sects.
@@ScionStorm1
Aw man, not cool.
Don't compare hive minded murder-ant hordes to soulless, intrusive collectives of unthinking empty husks like the Jehovah's Witnesses!
Oh, you meant to make a pun on "insects" not actual sect members?
My bad! ;)
*cough* screwworm *cough*
> Implying humans aren't
1st rule=It's Brutal
“Butt beetles - oh, I mean, But beetles...” - Gotta love those Freudians’ lips! ;D
they're truly Butt beetles 🤪
These ants also *_lift up_* one another
ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&hoi
"I'll take the rapist for 200 Alex?"
Justin Miller,
Do you *have to* spam almost *every* thread with that link?
When I got a new macro lens I went up a hillside to see what I could take picture of. I randomly noticed some ants on some rocks and went to take pictures of them. Then after a while I realised, there were TWO types of ants (slightly different colour) and there was some sort of epic war going on between them, tumbling about fighting etc. I'd never have noticed if I hadn't went down to ground level and tried to take the pictures! Maybe that's how our human struggles appear to passing aliens. They don't notice apart from the odd Mushroom cloud.
Imagine traveling by at light speed and glancing down..'wow that was a big boom Jerry. But we're coming up on a supermassive black hole in a minute so that's a little more interesting '
When you see the scorpion even run away, you know it’s bad.
“Which is why that scorpion is like ‘Heeeell no!’” 😂😂😂
I'm hearing this in Tony Baker's voice.
Yes. it. was.
Hell no is the proper reaction to army ants
Ant “Escape Velocity” from a self-inflicted “Death Spiral” was very cool! Thanks Zefrank!
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
Comments are like ants... Comments on comments are like parasites... I'm a butt.
@@BrazilianiteParasite butt beetle extraordinaire
Good name for a band.
So here on Earth, a species of mites naturally evolved specifically to become ant foot bio-augmentations. I wonder what aliens are like.
I wonder what aliens think of fauna here like damn
Boring, probably.
Why would they think life here would be boring if 1) complex life is rare in the universe, 2) Earth has had billions of years to produce vastly different ecosystems and organisms, 3) this planet would be exotic to them.
Intelligent life with a curious outlook in general would never become bored.
Foot fetish to all new levels.
Alien aficionados be like "UwU, let be me your loyally attached foot polisher, m'lady Gruuthurathralakia! Step on me to traverse sharp rockies, every day of this astral cycle!"
I simply can't believe how much your videos please me.
"And that's when the murder starts"
The animal kingdom is just a bunch of horror movies happening at the same time
AND the Discovery Channel, and Nat Geo WILD are wholesome television for the WHOLE family! ;o)
FR!
Ants are secretly conquering the World. Theirs hundreds of thousands of wars happening all the time, theirs several species of ants that have taken boat rides to other continents and began successful invasions where they wiped out large populations of native ants and plundered the wild life of food. Theirs one species of ant in particular that basically as a world spanning empire, they have been the most successful with invading foreign soil and can be found almost everywhere.
The natural world does not care for your/our ideas of morality.
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 better than letting your kids be groomed by disney
My favorite channel to get smarter and dumber at the same time.
Perfectly balanced as it should be.
Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one!
its smarts is inside its dumbs.
awesome comment 😂
"If someone's on your back, don't move. You're a bridge, now."
I know how that feels
Just thought i'd come back to this video to say 5:58 is by far my fav clip in this entire video
Like he's putting on a show and the termites are the audience
Seeing how many things that survive by specifically adapting to not die in a murder ocean that very much does want them dead is some post-apocalyptic horror fodder.
Arthropods have been around to see a few apocalypses. They're pretty good at it by now.
@@BonaparteBardithion lol, very true
The horrors of the Warp are real, turns out the warp is much smaller than you´d think.
Sounds like 2020 to me
@@SangerZonvolt I understood that reference!
I like this new trend of “Let’s back up a bit” intros.
It works for some videos more than others. It might feel like a lazy intro. I would not want that to become a crutch.
*record scratch*
i vote to add the "aaaaaaaaaa" as well
I see both sides
It worked out but could easily become to cringey
"Freudian lips" was suuuuch a great joke.
I didn't get it till he explained it at the end lol, slipped right past me
omg - i can’t believe myself - i just got the joke. duh thanks :} 😋
I love tha care in selecting footage and the thank notes
Almost everything that lives in the forest:
Army ants: *DISTANT WAR HORN* "MAKE WAY FOR THE EMPIRE!"
Quality 🤌🤌
"Baby food made out of real bebies!" - line of 2020
These ants also *_lift up_* one another
ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&hou
2024 campaign slogan in the writing.
I just absolutely love you Zefrank. Please please please never stop what the Zefrank do.
Lol that made me laugh out loud. XF
You are what you eat..
This is like, objectively the best UA-cam channel: It's genuine Biology education, but delivered in the humorous manner of a Joke Dub so you don't get bored by a dry, clinical lecture.
This is the best UA-cam channel around.
Major Ant: "Wait...jeremy, is my foot longer? It feels like it's longer now."
Worker Ant: "It just mite be, Richard. It just mite be."
Nicely played. 😆
Who are Jeremy and Richard? I don't get the reference.
Alright there, Dad?
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
👏👏👏👏
“There’s even a Mite that attaches to the foot of an ant and does all of it’s functions!”
Me, an intellectual: *”A Prosthetic”*
It's like waking up one morning to find a leech attached to your hand that you could move like another finger.
Lol “me, and intellectual” is quite the oxymoron.
Prosthetick
@@Saif-zf9vb Probably a typo or autocorrect. Goodness knows I had one or two while typing this reply.
It's a Parasyte mite
I love how zefrank makes me sympathize with scorpions
This is quickly becoming my favourite UA-cam channel
I'd like think that Jerry is, in fact, an otter with a hat.
And monocle.
Crazy to think how all of us love frank while actually jerry is the one that writes all wonderful stuff, you know...
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
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@@pskugd8385
Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.
"baby food, made out of real babies" is possibly among my new favorite phrases. Thank you, zefrank1.
Like Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl Scouts.
The ants are marching one-by-one--Hurrah, Hurrah . . .
Hahaha. Now that's stuck in my head 😂😂😂
That movie was amazing! Yeouch lol 😆
We slaughter termites just for fun-Hurrah, Hurrah...
@@Steel-101 its a song...
@@neckrohs
Dude I know that. It was sung in the movie Antz. Woody Allen voiced the main character
I don't understand why I don't have such quality videos on my homepage. I would have liked to have known this channel before instead of the thousands of ridiculous content I didn't follow. Very professionally prepared, enjoyable and instructive. The UA-cam algorithm, I think, ignores these 3 issues. Anyway, I enjoyed watching this and your other videos very much.
When scorpions have to run from them you _know_ the army ants must be terrifying
They can clear out an entire football field of life
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385 blood for the blood god.
@@pskugd8385 Allah is the one true god. The universe did start with an explosion!
Fuck outta here and take your imaginary friend with ya.
@@IamGhede cool guys don’t look at explosions. Also, we literally have no idea why we’re here but I don’t think we should get arrogant because “science.” It’s merely the newest religion. Especially if you believe were millions of years old.
Awesome video! ❤🐜 Love these ants! Hope to one day see them with my own eyes... either that or lay down in a path of them and let them bite me to pieces... bit by bit... one with the army ants.
PS - And about ant allies & stowaways, I have an awesome, cute species of ant cricket and silverfish living with my pet yellow crazy ants!
Oh man, it's exciting to see you here! Two of my favorite UA-camrs:@@AntsCanadaand ZeFrank.
Thanks for the image of an eyeball being dragged along.
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 I read that in HER voice.
I was looking for this comment! Both excellent channels.
Love you AntsCanada. Great videos
"that's why the scorpion was all like hell no !"
that's how the scorpion do
*do
@@luissemedo3597 ????
@@banann_ducc *do
@@stahppls2293 *???*
I didnt know you could do that to question marks, huh
The way Ze Frank says "babies" is one of my favorite things.
Sentences you never want to hear used to describe somebody's day:
"And that's really when the murder starts"
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
@@pskugd8385
Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.
"And that's why that scorpion was like Ah hell no" I love it 😂
"Butt beetles are not.. Sorry.. But beetles are not the only" I love these.
😂😂😂
Probably the only time I’d already accepted the former reading before the gag
That one worked especially well too 😅
1:56 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That “baby food” part was really funny!
Here in Brazil, at the Amazon, sometimes people need to literally lend their homes to the ants, a wave of these tiny demons come and they will eat anything on their way, so the people simply move to another place until the ants stop passing.
Thank you for expanding my repetitive nightmare scenario library.
@@kristieroybal4888 Oh my "larva" that's terrifying.
Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
, God is nothing like him,
God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
www.islamreligion.com/
.
similar thing happens in some places in cameroon, but we use salt and other things like laundry detergent to repel them
@@kristieroybal4888 haha, you are welcome, i guess
"Don't do drugs, often."
-zefrank1
That's good advice to follow
That's where I lost it lol
I thought he said "awful" not "often" lol
Army ants: Exist
Scorpion: Understandable, have a great day.
I love this channel and I love the comedy you put in this it keeps me watching as with adhd I have trouble staying focused on things for a long time but the comedy you bring keeps my attention.
"What is my purpose?"
"You're a wall."
"Oh my god!" 🙈
i think the last one should be 'for the mother land brother'
Lol, Rick and Morty reference.
I was thinking "You're my foot" XD
A wonderwall?
@@Lemmingcave It would be sister, cause most ants produced at female. But you have the right idea otherwise.
Zefrank always uploads when I don't expect him to.
Indeed
That is how the Zefrank do.
I love the single ant still hanging on to be a bridge.
He’s the true hero of the swarm.
I think I once saw a clip of army ants biting into a Stick Insect, and the stick insect was so good at disguise that they ignored it.
I remember that! It’s from a BBC video on Army Ants.
4:07 no joke, this is a genuinely breathtaking image, just the idea that thousands of organisms can function as one massive whole, out for blood. it's not the ant you must fear; it's the swarm
Mite: «I’m your hand now.»
Ant: «This mite work.»
Evil GM : OOOOOoooo... NEW "basically beneficent" Terrifying monster idea to throw at my Players!!! {erupts in hysterically malevolent laughter}... Wait till the Monk has to deal with one of these clasping to his hand!!! ;o)
*E d g y*
More like "Let me give you a hand!"
"This mite work"
I get it
Beetle: dude my mimick is so good I look just like ant
Ants: *is blind*
When you live in a bivouac, you have to know how to get along. The walls, and everything else, has ears.
I wish I could've been there to see when whoever it was took a closer look at an ant's foot and said, "Wait, why's her foot weird, it looks like....omg."
Hah! That would have been fantastic
the mite: I know, genius. Amirite?
“Baby food made out of real babies!” Is the type of honest advertising that I look for
Just like baby powder!
Oh god
@@crowickedone4037 d e a r g o d
Just like pizza gate.... olll wait... that's the opposite advertising you don't like
Girl scout cookies...
“Don’t do drugs”, “often” very wise words
Especially since you get tolerance to psychedelics on the first dose. So it's a waste to trip often since it won't be nearly as strong.
Ha ha, missed the "often" on the first watch.
Can I just say, I love that your videos tell us so much about animals and insects while having a sense of humor. I wish schools picked up this gimmick for some classes. Life’s too short to be serious all the time.