True Facts: Army Ant Riders

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  • @abiseniyya
    @abiseniyya 3 роки тому +11500

    "Hey, ants. What are you carrying?"
    "Food, for our behbes."
    "But.. those.. those are behbes."
    "Yes, we're feeding them to our behbes."

  • @paperbort3669
    @paperbort3669 3 роки тому +7945

    I love the idea of a beetle pretending to be an ant for food and then accidentally enrolling itself in a raid with the other ants

    • @silentlee2073
      @silentlee2073 3 роки тому +993

      Militia buddies for life. Raid or die. Got caught up in the heat of the moment. Peer pressure.
      The beetle's parents are disappointed though. "He's a good lad" they said, "just fell into some bad company"

    • @calebhall4620
      @calebhall4620 3 роки тому +272

      it' reminds me of the song "your in the Army now"

    • @salmansadeq1167
      @salmansadeq1167 3 роки тому +126

      War were declared.

    • @charlesmoore6186
      @charlesmoore6186 3 роки тому +22

      @@silentlee2073 👍 lol.

    • @JessZomb
      @JessZomb 3 роки тому +205

      Taking the whole 'fake it until you make it' very seriously.

  • @mr.mercury4247
    @mr.mercury4247 3 роки тому +7375

    When you're a beetle, but look like an ant, behave like an ant, and go on raids with the ants and actively help them in their efforts, are you really even a beetle anymore?

    • @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine
      @JeRefuseDeBienPrononcerBaleine 3 роки тому +476

      My God ! They are Ant-stan.

    • @ruthrichardson9717
      @ruthrichardson9717 3 роки тому +736

      Naw, he's just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude...

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 3 роки тому +296

      No. He was adopted by the ant family so he is an ant.

    • @TheHyde8875
      @TheHyde8875 3 роки тому +146

      "When you're a beetle...".
      There's your fuckin' answer.

    • @Pineapple-hx9ty
      @Pineapple-hx9ty 3 роки тому +141

      @@TheHyde8875 what's the point of being a beetle in this case

  • @royaljudas5982
    @royaljudas5982 3 роки тому +2303

    Yo, imagine a small person grabbing your hand and saying "I'm your hand now"

    • @sespious8049
      @sespious8049 3 роки тому +462

      yeah, I don't think they'd want to be my hand for long.

    • @rylanpettus2252
      @rylanpettus2252 3 роки тому +139

      @@sespious8049 nooooo😂😂

    • @cylondorado4582
      @cylondorado4582 3 роки тому +108

      It'd be like that show, Parasyte.

    • @lordsativa6481
      @lordsativa6481 3 роки тому +55

      @@cylondorado4582 Except much less beneficial for you than an alien lifeform that can shapeshift to an extent become your hand hahaha but good comparison

    • @TotallyNotYami
      @TotallyNotYami 3 роки тому +9

      @@lordsativa6481 I am getting Parasyte vibes

  • @yungambidextrous9781
    @yungambidextrous9781 3 роки тому +3167

    Army ant: HELP THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY BUTT
    Army ant's butt: nuh uh

    • @yungambidextrous9781
      @yungambidextrous9781 3 роки тому +30

      @@AxxLAfriku hmm simply try to appeal to the masses more. You have a lot of subscribers as it stands so just keep at it

    • @Su1xq
      @Su1xq 3 роки тому +7

      @@AxxLAfriku uh-

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 3 роки тому +109

      Two ants walk into a bar. "Rough trip?" says the bartender.
      "Mimic beetles," says one ant.
      The ants laugh.
      The bartender laughs
      The ants' butts laugh.

    • @yungambidextrous9781
      @yungambidextrous9781 3 роки тому +9

      @@FanOfMostEverything Ok this is clever

    • @nafslee
      @nafslee 3 роки тому +16

      Army ant: I guess you're right, my butt..
      Army ant's butt: hehehe
      Army ant: Wait what?

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 роки тому +10383

    Jerry sucks at proofreading, but that’s just how Jerry do

    • @Kallisti3
      @Kallisti3 3 роки тому +233

      True Facts about Jerry when, Ze Frank?

    • @BrolyOrAurak
      @BrolyOrAurak 3 роки тому +13

      Yeth

    • @OldSkullInn
      @OldSkullInn 3 роки тому +142

      @@Kallisti3 True facts about Jerries.
      Often times harmless in a fight, the Jerry knows to play dumb to completely avoid confrontation.
      And Jerries are masters of playing dumb. Just look at their pants. Pants don't lie. Not like the Jerries do.

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 3 роки тому +66

      @@OldSkullInn butt Jerries are- oops typo- but Jerries aren’t all dumb

    • @dionysus6892
      @dionysus6892 3 роки тому +33

      Imagine writing for an funucation internet show and never reading your final scrip after writing it. That is how the Jerry do

  • @DMLand
    @DMLand 3 роки тому +1972

    "… and that's really when the murder starts." Nobody sums up nature quite like you.

    • @redlantern6669
      @redlantern6669 3 роки тому +14

      where in the morning the murder starts again

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 3 роки тому +3193

    Other queens: "My subjects built me a castle."
    This queen: "My subjects ARE my castle."

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @gamertwo6263
      @gamertwo6263 3 роки тому +65

      … and my children

    • @AspenBrightsoul
      @AspenBrightsoul 3 роки тому +121

      That would make a cool necromancer/lich enemy hiding in a castle made of undead.

    • @EdmundHawkins
      @EdmundHawkins 2 роки тому +44

      @@AspenBrightsoul I like the way you think

    • @valacarno
      @valacarno 2 роки тому +5

      My children are castles! Wait a second... 😳

  • @johnwirk
    @johnwirk 3 роки тому +3399

    Talk about intense. That beetle is literally one "cough" or wrong twitch away from being ripped to shreds by the colony yet it holds confidence, grooms, shakes, moves, and blends right in. Thats insane.

    • @alternateview8971
      @alternateview8971 3 роки тому +389

      That’s peak “if you act like you belong, you will” energy

    • @kdash2657
      @kdash2657 3 роки тому +134

      Chad bug

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 роки тому +127

      I respect the hustle.

    • @Coryn02
      @Coryn02 3 роки тому +158

      Among humans, this sort of behavior is called a "Bavarian fire drill": if you act like you belong in a situation, most people won't question it.

    • @Starlight.1998
      @Starlight.1998 3 роки тому +13

      Nature is insane

  • @typervoxilations2311
    @typervoxilations2311 3 роки тому +2511

    everytime zefrank chuckles at his own script the world becomes a little brighter

    • @raccoonman4691
      @raccoonman4691 3 роки тому +5

      That’s not actually scientifically proven

    • @intheflow781
      @intheflow781 3 роки тому +5

      He wrote that chuckle in

    • @baldemargonzalez-rosas5727
      @baldemargonzalez-rosas5727 3 роки тому

      Yea that's not true

    • @shellieblack528
      @shellieblack528 3 роки тому +1

      Dad jokes....

    • @typervoxilations2311
      @typervoxilations2311 3 роки тому +4

      @@raccoonman4691 this is just a youtube video of a man giving animals funny voices while telling us random fact about them that i giggled at my guy, chille lmaoo

  • @Brokenrain223
    @Brokenrain223 3 роки тому +539

    "And that's when the murder starts."
    We all knew it was coming

    • @Tegres1
      @Tegres1 3 роки тому +2

      I need it on a shirt.

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @tommymcweedface229
      @tommymcweedface229 3 роки тому +1

      @@pskugd8385 troll alert!

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 роки тому

      @@pskugd8385
      Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
      Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.

  • @danielcastillo591
    @danielcastillo591 3 роки тому +359

    "Fake it till you make it" but if you don't fake it enough you're immediately ripped apart limb from limb

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 3 роки тому +714

    Zefrank is the most patiente boss, nobody else would keep employing Jerry for so much time.

    • @biasmushroom6311
      @biasmushroom6311 3 роки тому +18

      I’m starting to think he just doesn’t have then money hire another writer. Or editor to cut the outtakes

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 3 роки тому +15

      @@pskugd8385 Reported for spam

    • @danieldunlap4077
      @danieldunlap4077 3 роки тому +7

      @@pskugd8385 No thanks. I stopped believing in that bullshit when I was a kid.

    • @stardusk1726
      @stardusk1726 3 роки тому

      i would hes funny

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 3 роки тому +3757

    Imagine being that scorpion. Imagine ants were the size of kittens and they came at you in a swarm of thousands.
    Being alive is pretty scary at that scale.

    • @irondragon1785
      @irondragon1785 3 роки тому +140

      I would try to go down swinging

    • @colossusqw3632
      @colossusqw3632 3 роки тому +167

      Rest in peace, Steve the Scorpion.

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 3 роки тому +62

      Sounds like cat island over in japan...
      Or rabbit island over in japan... lol

    • @jonathanspolnicki1303
      @jonathanspolnicki1303 3 роки тому +74

      I think it's easier to think they are like piranhas to the scorpion because they have similar killing techniques

    • @claytonpactol8851
      @claytonpactol8851 3 роки тому +29

      hold on let me see if scorpions can experience emotional trauma
      edit: no shit comes up for that at all so guess not what was this worth

  • @felinecontrolled
    @felinecontrolled 3 роки тому +1979

    "Ant death spiral" or what we humans call a roundabout.

    • @dar13rell
      @dar13rell 3 роки тому +14

      Gotcha!!

    • @suep9445
      @suep9445 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @MsSwitchblade13
      @MsSwitchblade13 3 роки тому +30

      Traffic circle of death

    • @TwoBlade5
      @TwoBlade5 3 роки тому +47

      ~I'll be the Roundabout~

    • @bdough5012
      @bdough5012 3 роки тому +23

      its called a rotary up in Boston. I dont think its coincidence that we have Rotaries back to back in many places and we have a reputation as very angry drivers

  • @foxxxy1115
    @foxxxy1115 2 роки тому +1073

    "Much like how groupies attach themselves to the crotch of band members to travel from city to city" I was dying. This man is brilliant.

  • @gh00stie62
    @gh00stie62 3 роки тому +3338

    Was having the WORST morning and now I'm laughing and educated on something I would have never known about. Thank you Ze Frank 💜

    • @rcfrandsen
      @rcfrandsen 3 роки тому +24

      Your morning sucks too eh? Go figure. So yeah, I definitely needed a Ze Frank video to lighten my mood.

    • @PeteUnsigned
      @PeteUnsigned 3 роки тому +24

      Evening here, but pretty much same story. Hope you're day picks up

    • @bluejay2715
      @bluejay2715 3 роки тому +7

      Same here 🤭🙂

    • @gh00stie62
      @gh00stie62 3 роки тому +12

      Much love to you all and I hope everyone's day is getting better now. A good laugh will often do the trick 😊😂💜

    • @RazoE
      @RazoE 3 роки тому +25

      That's how ZeFrank do

  • @themadgamer1217
    @themadgamer1217 3 роки тому +218

    “My name’s Pete, and I’m your new butt.”
    Man, the new Disney movie’s premise sounds incredible.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +1310

    “And that’s really when the murder starts” -Zefrank, 2020

    • @susanstaples6171
      @susanstaples6171 3 роки тому +15

      Seems like Hallmark should patent this for their cards

    • @MCCanaryVideos
      @MCCanaryVideos 3 роки тому +27

      Dr. Bright we have told you time and time again you cannot use foundation facility network access to comment on youtube videos

    • @SirDripAlott
      @SirDripAlott 3 роки тому +8

      Dr should we contain this specimen for further examination?

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 3 роки тому +6

      @@MCCanaryVideos I think this should be added to the list of rules

    • @humboldt276
      @humboldt276 3 роки тому +5

      @@SirDripAlott they already have. SCP 2031

  • @Jacob-yg7lz
    @Jacob-yg7lz 2 роки тому +429

    I'm not gonna lie, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Imagine being such an efficient hivemind that you develop an ecosystem around you

    • @oofyeetmcgee
      @oofyeetmcgee 2 роки тому +66

      If you think about it, we are that. Pigeons, rats, stray cats, etc. have been living around human structures and off food waste for a while. I'm just glad it's that and not butt beetles

    • @jinparksoul
      @jinparksoul Рік тому +7

      " Imagine being such an efficient hivemind that you develop an ecosystem around you" We humans have created social media platforms to automate that for us. We smart.

    • @landroverrangeroversporths2569
      @landroverrangeroversporths2569 Рік тому +4

      @@jinparksoul no shit
      can’t say the same for a certain minority, though.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 11 місяців тому

      ​@@landroverrangeroversporths2569stop vagueposting

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 10 місяців тому +1

      It's also kinda scary

  • @aurafox1
    @aurafox1 3 роки тому +622

    Zefrank: "Do you have insectophobia?"
    Me: "Not really, no."
    Zefrank: "Do you want to?"

  • @burnerdaughter
    @burnerdaughter 3 роки тому +743

    The more I learn about ants the more I realize that other insects are just animals trying to adapt to the changes of the various ant empires around them.

    • @rumpelstilzz
      @rumpelstilzz 3 роки тому +66

      That is because ants have been the dominant species in this world for millions of years before human became settled and they will be again after we've killed ourselves. Don't mess with ants, buddy...

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому +4

      These ants also *_lift up_* one another
      ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 3 роки тому +19

      @@justinmiller129
      Fuck monke memes. Retreat to Ant memes is where it’s at.

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 3 роки тому +18

      @@rumpelstilzz actually bacteria is the dominant species since all other life depends on it to survive.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 3 роки тому +9

      @@vincevvn Our souls probably come from the bacteria in our guts.

  • @khalifahmuhammad1574
    @khalifahmuhammad1574 3 роки тому +1816

    "That's a lot of ant babies to feed. And that's really when the murder starts."

    • @iidamielikainen5841
      @iidamielikainen5841 3 роки тому +61

      That came out of nowhere and it broke me.

    • @TheErow44
      @TheErow44 3 роки тому +24

      Hilariously dark!!

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 роки тому +19

      Love how he says bebes

    • @m_miko6962
      @m_miko6962 3 роки тому +21

      Its anakin and the younglings over again

    • @tompotter8703
      @tompotter8703 3 роки тому +20

      I love it when the music cuts out to emphasise the moment,

  • @Flowtail
    @Flowtail 3 роки тому +18

    8:10 the foot mites are the epitome of "I don't care _how_ you get it done, just do it"

  • @whisperingcrown591
    @whisperingcrown591 3 роки тому +984

    The mimic ants while being groomed: "keep cool Jerry. Keep cool. They don't know we aren't ants. I am in so much danger"

    • @johnwirk
      @johnwirk 3 роки тому +116

      No shit right? One wrong twitch from being ripped apart. Even that one ant did sort of a soft bite to test the "stranger's" reaction and it kept cool. Fucking intense.

  • @ImNotDew
    @ImNotDew 3 роки тому +1175

    " What is my purpose? "
    " you become a wall and hold hands for the rest of your life "
    " oh god "

    • @onceuponalovestory
      @onceuponalovestory 3 роки тому +12

      Welcome to the club

    • @rizZ4bh
      @rizZ4bh 3 роки тому +9

      The next Ant Man sacrifice to save the world.

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 роки тому +5

      It's not for the rest of their life, though. They attach and detach as need be.

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 Рік тому

      Beats fetching butter.

  • @fatalis-quest1709
    @fatalis-quest1709 3 роки тому +310

    Mom: so If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
    Me: *I'd be the bridge.*

  • @aintgonnatolerateit2314
    @aintgonnatolerateit2314 3 роки тому +81

    😂 the "thats when the murder starts" kills me his inflection is just perfect

  • @FlyntofRWBY
    @FlyntofRWBY 3 роки тому +4013

    How have I never heard of this channel before??? I love educational channels, and the fact that this one throws in comedy on top of the facts is so perfect!

    • @TheRavepartycat
      @TheRavepartycat 3 роки тому +125

      do you self a major favor and watch his early stuff too. :D

    • @FlyntofRWBY
      @FlyntofRWBY 3 роки тому +76

      @@TheRavepartycat I'm already 3 videos in, lol. Just watched the one about Hummingbirds.

    • @michaelhenry3234
      @michaelhenry3234 3 роки тому +14

      Whoa, cool seeing you here!

    • @MiraPacku
      @MiraPacku 3 роки тому +9

      what are _you_ doing here Flynt? xP

    • @desugar1171
      @desugar1171 3 роки тому +20

      @@FlyntofRWBY ohhh how I envy! He has awesome vids. His early stuff is just as great! Dont feel shy to watch his other stuff like the shell video(I can't remember the name but the one with the kid who dances with color) or the thankgiving etiquette

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1437

    The insect kingdom is creepy but really fascinating to learn about

  • @choccy1984
    @choccy1984 3 роки тому +3502

    “Don’t do drugs...often”. 😅 Subscribed.

    • @charlesfernatt
      @charlesfernatt 3 роки тому +28

      Yo facts😂😂💯💯

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 3 роки тому +40

      Thank you, I was looking for this comment lmao

    • @johnquintiliani5679
      @johnquintiliani5679 3 роки тому +15

      I thought the same thing

    • @Goatisme
      @Goatisme 3 роки тому +8

      This is why communism is only a good idea if you like body contact.

    • @koolkat5217
      @koolkat5217 3 роки тому +5

      @@Goatisme good one mate👌

  • @buddythemoth
    @buddythemoth 3 роки тому +5

    Just thought i'd come back to this video to say 5:58 is by far my fav clip in this entire video
    Like he's putting on a show and the termites are the audience

  • @Elongated_Muskrat
    @Elongated_Muskrat 3 роки тому +714

    My favorite channel to get smarter and dumber at the same time.

  • @vikramm.6743
    @vikramm.6743 3 роки тому +1203

    the first unspoken rule of entomology: Insects are sadistic bastards.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 3 роки тому +109

      That's why they are in sects.

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 роки тому +59

      @@ScionStorm1
      Aw man, not cool.
      Don't compare hive minded murder-ant hordes to soulless, intrusive collectives of unthinking empty husks like the Jehovah's Witnesses!
      Oh, you meant to make a pun on "insects" not actual sect members?
      My bad! ;)

    • @dqw4w9wgxcq32
      @dqw4w9wgxcq32 3 роки тому +6

      *cough* screwworm *cough*

    • @CenSilver
      @CenSilver 3 роки тому +10

      > Implying humans aren't

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 3 роки тому +5

      1st rule=It's Brutal

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 3 роки тому +1839

    _...which is why this scorpion is like "Aw, hell no."_
    Sheer brilliance.

    • @wes4192
      @wes4192 3 роки тому +2

      Its just ebonics. Pretty far from btilliance

    • @yungjose3369
      @yungjose3369 3 роки тому +11

      I like zefrank as much as the next guy but what's "sheer brilliance" about that line at all? tf

    • @Kwiwiwiwi
      @Kwiwiwiwi 3 роки тому +5

      You guys are fun

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 Рік тому +2

    7:54
    Ant: "What the heck is this?!"
    "I mite be your left hand."
    Ant: "oooh....what?"

  • @morency_music
    @morency_music 3 роки тому +1012

    "What is my purpose?"
    "Bridge."
    "W-What?"
    "B R I D G E."

    • @Enrick1298
      @Enrick1298 3 роки тому +37

      “ Oh my God”
      “ Welcome to the club pal”

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 роки тому +6

      It's funny cause bridge can actually be used as a verb? So I straight up didn't realize the joke here for some time...

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 3 роки тому +18

      Ant behbeh: what's my purpose?
      Soldier ant: *B R I D G E*
      weaver ant: *G L U E*

    • @beahartemisia5249
      @beahartemisia5249 3 роки тому +3

      They change the song for a few seconds, you see?

    • @Rikitooh
      @Rikitooh 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tsuruchi_420 it being a verb isn't really the joke here tho

  • @FallNorth
    @FallNorth 3 роки тому +258

    When I got a new macro lens I went up a hillside to see what I could take picture of. I randomly noticed some ants on some rocks and went to take pictures of them. Then after a while I realised, there were TWO types of ants (slightly different colour) and there was some sort of epic war going on between them, tumbling about fighting etc. I'd never have noticed if I hadn't went down to ground level and tried to take the pictures! Maybe that's how our human struggles appear to passing aliens. They don't notice apart from the odd Mushroom cloud.

    • @carmengogeidnas9670
      @carmengogeidnas9670 2 роки тому +22

      Imagine traveling by at light speed and glancing down..'wow that was a big boom Jerry. But we're coming up on a supermassive black hole in a minute so that's a little more interesting '

  • @SoLuVaBle299
    @SoLuVaBle299 3 роки тому +785

    “And in the morning, the murder starts again.” And this is how the fable of the ant’s psycho cousin and the grasshopper would have gone.

    • @Hamalakho
      @Hamalakho 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @mingxie5009
      @mingxie5009 3 роки тому

      ,

    • @ToaHurlak52
      @ToaHurlak52 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @JohnPaul-yf9xd
      @JohnPaul-yf9xd 3 роки тому

      What about the honey bees?

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

  • @shadowscribe
    @shadowscribe 3 роки тому +3

    When you live in a bivouac, you have to know how to get along. The walls, and everything else, has ears.

  • @ZTheLastViking
    @ZTheLastViking 3 роки тому +391

    "When you don't want to walk become someone else's foot"
    -Mites

    • @ReapingTheHarvest
      @ReapingTheHarvest 3 роки тому

      Woah, I finally found The Man.

    • @zeroisconsciousness8376
      @zeroisconsciousness8376 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 2 роки тому

      *Ant #1;*_“You’re such a simp, when you ‘gonna grow a pair?!”_
      *Ant #2;* _(notices mite and smiles lasciviously)_
      *Ant #1;* _”Bruh...!”_

  • @JustAFace_InTheCrowd
    @JustAFace_InTheCrowd 3 роки тому +328

    “Which is why that scorpion is like ‘Heeeell no!’” 😂😂😂

  • @neon0wl2107
    @neon0wl2107 3 роки тому +944

    "Dont do drugs ......often"
    Well that's something I take to heart.

    • @destraw6221
      @destraw6221 3 роки тому +45

      "Everything in moderation, including moderation." - Scott Weiland

    • @hamter8707
      @hamter8707 3 роки тому +1

      jesus christ

    • @PrinzEugen39
      @PrinzEugen39 3 роки тому +3

      420 likes. Nice, but it will gone soon

    • @neon0wl2107
      @neon0wl2107 3 роки тому +2

      God, I love drugs

    • @SeeMyEvil
      @SeeMyEvil 3 роки тому

      noo dont XD dont do it.

  • @petitpois23
    @petitpois23 3 роки тому +4

    "for example, if a bunch of ants start walking on your back, hold on tight and stay still! you're a bridge now!"

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 3 роки тому +444

    “Butt beetles - oh, I mean, But beetles...” - Gotta love those Freudians’ lips! ;D

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 3 роки тому +4

      they're truly Butt beetles 🤪

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому +1

      These ants also *_lift up_* one another
      ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&hoi

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 3 роки тому +1

      "I'll take the rapist for 200 Alex?"

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 3 роки тому

      Justin Miller,
      Do you *have to* spam almost *every* thread with that link?

  • @bobbodaskank
    @bobbodaskank 3 роки тому +206

    Seeing how many things that survive by specifically adapting to not die in a murder ocean that very much does want them dead is some post-apocalyptic horror fodder.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +58

      Arthropods have been around to see a few apocalypses. They're pretty good at it by now.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 роки тому +5

      @@BonaparteBardithion lol, very true

    • @SangerZonvolt
      @SangerZonvolt 3 роки тому +18

      The horrors of the Warp are real, turns out the warp is much smaller than you´d think.

    • @iridianatola9150
      @iridianatola9150 3 роки тому +6

      Sounds like 2020 to me

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 3 роки тому +1

      @@SangerZonvolt I understood that reference!

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 3 роки тому +511

    *Ant 1:* Yo, did you get new shoes?
    *Ant 2:* What?
    *Foot Mite:* Yeah, what? I mean... Shoe noises

  • @crystalidx
    @crystalidx 3 роки тому +33

    When you see the scorpion even run away, you know it’s bad.

  • @AntsCanada
    @AntsCanada 3 роки тому +1596

    Awesome video! ❤🐜 Love these ants! Hope to one day see them with my own eyes... either that or lay down in a path of them and let them bite me to pieces... bit by bit... one with the army ants.
    PS - And about ant allies & stowaways, I have an awesome, cute species of ant cricket and silverfish living with my pet yellow crazy ants!

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 3 роки тому +71

      Oh man, it's exciting to see you here! Two of my favorite UA-camrs:@@AntsCanadaand ZeFrank.

    • @mozkitolife5437
      @mozkitolife5437 3 роки тому +35

      Thanks for the image of an eyeball being dragged along.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +6

      @@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 I read that in HER voice.

    • @quishaylapigrum5193
      @quishaylapigrum5193 3 роки тому +8

      I was looking for this comment! Both excellent channels.

    • @slasherchild5871
      @slasherchild5871 3 роки тому +13

      Love you AntsCanada. Great videos

  • @vaimlune8055
    @vaimlune8055 3 роки тому +380

    "Butt beetles." "That's absolutely the perfect name for them.

    • @DconStarstormGaming
      @DconStarstormGaming 3 роки тому

      @death knight I would squeal because I think they are adorable!

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 роки тому

      @@pskugd8385
      Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
      Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.

  • @TerrificRallyMaestro
    @TerrificRallyMaestro 3 роки тому +920

    Shoutout to all the ant cameramen who have to lie down directly in the ant swarms to get their shots, your sacrifices will not be forgotten!

    • @vodyannoi
      @vodyannoi 3 роки тому +21

      Wouldn't they just lower the camera and walk away? Or zoom in from a distance?

    • @TobeEvans
      @TobeEvans 3 роки тому +68

      @@vodyannoi yes but they’d still have to get relatively close and if you don’t like ants.. well.. this isn’t the job for you 😂

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 3 роки тому +53

      @@vodyannoi Some shots were stationary, but you have to move the camera to look at action and single organisms. You can't observe small creatures from far away either for obvious reasons. Most of it was up close shots with a bunch of violent ants.

    • @Philtheanimalfriend
      @Philtheanimalfriend 3 роки тому +5

      thanks, mate!

    • @damnfeds7032
      @damnfeds7032 3 роки тому

      babeMinzgirlsszz.space

  • @glenw3814
    @glenw3814 2 роки тому +36

    Something great about being middle aged is that having watched this video over a year ago, today I got to watch it again with only the haziest memory. It was every bit as good as the first time I saw it (I think)!

    • @MossyMozart
      @MossyMozart Рік тому +2

      @glenw3814 - Are you sure it isn't because the Army Ants are crawling into your brain through your ears?

    • @glenw3814
      @glenw3814 Рік тому

      @@MossyMozart 🙄 Weak. What happened, did you flunk out of troll school?

    • @vvelvettearss
      @vvelvettearss 3 місяці тому

      Zefranks videos will never die. In memory or otherwise :)

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@glenw3814that wasnt trolling, that was a liht hearted joke.
      you however reacted exactly like the average out of touch boomer is expected to do.

  • @boredkid1235
    @boredkid1235 3 роки тому +193

    So here on Earth, a species of mites naturally evolved specifically to become ant foot bio-augmentations. I wonder what aliens are like.

    • @LuCa8_
      @LuCa8_ 3 роки тому +11

      I wonder what aliens think of fauna here like damn

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 3 роки тому +2

      Boring, probably.

    • @matiasluukkanen7718
      @matiasluukkanen7718 3 роки тому +20

      Why would they think life here would be boring if 1) complex life is rare in the universe, 2) Earth has had billions of years to produce vastly different ecosystems and organisms, 3) this planet would be exotic to them.
      Intelligent life with a curious outlook in general would never become bored.

    • @CaptainCommando10000
      @CaptainCommando10000 3 роки тому +2

      Foot fetish to all new levels.

    • @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
      @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 3 роки тому +2

      Alien aficionados be like "UwU, let be me your loyally attached foot polisher, m'lady Gruuthurathralakia! Step on me to traverse sharp rockies, every day of this astral cycle!"

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 3 роки тому +358

    "Freudian lips" was suuuuch a great joke.

    • @LightIySaltedPeanuts
      @LightIySaltedPeanuts 3 роки тому +6

      I didn't get it till he explained it at the end lol, slipped right past me

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 3 роки тому +1

      omg - i can’t believe myself - i just got the joke. duh thanks :} 😋

  • @Chaos89P
    @Chaos89P 3 роки тому +579

    I'm starting to think Jerry's the Freudian one here, or he just sucks at proofreading. Proofreading in a way that makes Zefrank sound pervy...

    • @pinchekittybiker
      @pinchekittybiker 3 роки тому +17

      Don't we all kinda want him to sound pervy?

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 3 роки тому +5

      @@pinchekittybiker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Grave_bane
      @Grave_bane 3 роки тому +1

      @@pinchekittybiker of course

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 3 роки тому +14

    4:08 You can't fool me, that's not an Ant line! That's a map of the Lower Nile!

  • @arka9584
    @arka9584 3 роки тому +378

    In a year that sucked, Zefrank came through with a Christmas gift :D

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 3 роки тому +319

    When scorpions have to run from them you _know_ the army ants must be terrifying

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 3 роки тому +23

      They can clear out an entire football field of life

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @0_h1t3
      @0_h1t3 3 роки тому +6

      @@pskugd8385 blood for the blood god.

    • @IamGhede
      @IamGhede 3 роки тому

      @@pskugd8385 Allah is the one true god. The universe did start with an explosion!
      Fuck outta here and take your imaginary friend with ya.

    • @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures
      @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures 3 роки тому

      @@IamGhede cool guys don’t look at explosions. Also, we literally have no idea why we’re here but I don’t think we should get arrogant because “science.” It’s merely the newest religion. Especially if you believe were millions of years old.

  • @KarticatArchive
    @KarticatArchive 3 роки тому +415

    “in the morning, the murder starts again”
    [subway ad plays]

    • @danielmiller2886
      @danielmiller2886 3 роки тому +4

      I got a pharmaceutical ad, so that’s spot on.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 роки тому +1

      An opportunity for a Purge sponsorship wasted.

    • @lexh.5225
      @lexh.5225 3 роки тому

      I got Air Wick plug-ins, wonder if they can make one that smells like the ants

    • @cleverusernamenexttime2779
      @cleverusernamenexttime2779 3 роки тому

      I got pizza hut

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild 2 роки тому +21

    I've never heard someone say the word "murder" said so softly and cheerily like that before but it fits so well

  • @poseidonc1259
    @poseidonc1259 3 роки тому +570

    Ant “Escape Velocity” from a self-inflicted “Death Spiral” was very cool! Thanks Zefrank!

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @BrazilianiteParasite
      @BrazilianiteParasite 3 роки тому +11

      Comments are like ants... Comments on comments are like parasites... I'm a butt.

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 3 роки тому +2

      @@BrazilianiteParasite butt beetle extraordinaire

    • @sinjinreed2091
      @sinjinreed2091 3 роки тому +2

      Good name for a band.

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 роки тому +975

    It sounds like Zefrank is slowly becoming Irish!

    • @rocketlaunch99
      @rocketlaunch99 3 роки тому +38

      He's being drunk again?

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 3 роки тому +10

      Indigo Gaming
      That's sounds weird, but cool!

    • @ilovedogs2642
      @ilovedogs2642 3 роки тому +14

      Blood alcohol level +4%

    • @ritahorvath8207
      @ritahorvath8207 3 роки тому +4

      nope.

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому +3

      Ant carries another *_live_* ant
      ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&zqwe

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 3 роки тому +186

    "And that's when the murder starts"
    The animal kingdom is just a bunch of horror movies happening at the same time

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 3 роки тому +8

      AND the Discovery Channel, and Nat Geo WILD are wholesome television for the WHOLE family! ;o)

    • @davidvento5481
      @davidvento5481 2 роки тому +3

      FR!

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 2 роки тому

      Ants are secretly conquering the World. Theirs hundreds of thousands of wars happening all the time, theirs several species of ants that have taken boat rides to other continents and began successful invasions where they wiped out large populations of native ants and plundered the wild life of food. Theirs one species of ant in particular that basically as a world spanning empire, they have been the most successful with invading foreign soil and can be found almost everywhere.

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 2 роки тому

      The natural world does not care for your/our ideas of morality.

    • @IISeverusll
      @IISeverusll 2 роки тому +1

      @@gnarthdarkanen7464 better than letting your kids be groomed by disney

  • @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.
    @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES. 2 роки тому +2

    1:54 "Don't do drugs... often."
    🤣😂🤣

  • @ayo3919
    @ayo3919 3 роки тому +38

    "And that's why that scorpion was like Ah hell no" I love it 😂

  • @Daggeira
    @Daggeira 3 роки тому +453

    "Don't do drugs... Often." Somehow, with the content you creaate, I'm not suprised at this allusion.

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel 3 роки тому +6

      That is my quote of the day.

    • @kevinchen5167
      @kevinchen5167 3 роки тому +4

      @Nox Eternis Stop thinking you're funny. Because you're not.

    • @pluggothesluggo5509
      @pluggothesluggo5509 3 роки тому +4

      guys let's just not reply to him he's obviously begging for attention

  • @cuboidham
    @cuboidham 3 роки тому +193

    Sentences you never want to hear used to describe somebody's day:
    "And that's really when the murder starts"

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 роки тому

      @@pskugd8385
      Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
      Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.

  • @OmerSDogru
    @OmerSDogru Рік тому +15

    I don't understand why I don't have such quality videos on my homepage. I would have liked to have known this channel before instead of the thousands of ridiculous content I didn't follow. Very professionally prepared, enjoyable and instructive. The UA-cam algorithm, I think, ignores these 3 issues. Anyway, I enjoyed watching this and your other videos very much.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 роки тому +272

    "I'm your new butt."
    Sentences that have *NEVER* been said before.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 3 роки тому +3

      Except by the Kardashians.

    • @KatieDeGo
      @KatieDeGo 3 роки тому +1

      Unless you're a Kardashian

    • @tjgordon5
      @tjgordon5 3 роки тому +2

      It's what the end of the human centipede said. I assume

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 3 роки тому +1

      @@tjgordon5 more like AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @_no_moon_
    @_no_moon_ 3 роки тому +448

    Army Ants be like: I have committed several war crimes in South America

    • @EmrysMalcolm
      @EmrysMalcolm 3 роки тому +46

      Today.
      I intend to do several more tomorrow.

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 3 роки тому +7

      _lawn mower sound triggers PTSD flashback_

    • @thewanderer2113
      @thewanderer2113 3 роки тому +9

      I have done nothing but commit war crimes for three days.

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @Tengu125
      @Tengu125 3 роки тому

      @@pskugd8385
      Why did you post this here specifically, and with weirdly placed punctuations that makes it look very foreign, as if using a translation program or bot?
      Just curious, as I bet there are plenty of better places for it than as a reply to a comment about a completely unrelated subject matter under a completely unrelated video.

  • @k33per03
    @k33per03 3 роки тому +500

    "Baby food made out of real bebies!" - line of 2020

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      These ants also *_lift up_* one another
      ua-cam.com/video/q2NMAm96bnI/v-deo.html&hou

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 роки тому +2

      2024 campaign slogan in the writing.

    • @DraeaTube
      @DraeaTube 3 роки тому

      I just absolutely love you Zefrank. Please please please never stop what the Zefrank do.

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower 3 роки тому

      Lol that made me laugh out loud. XF

    • @susannagayi3031
      @susannagayi3031 3 роки тому

      You are what you eat..

  • @freyjaplaysgames3293
    @freyjaplaysgames3293 3 роки тому +3

    I have been binge watching your channel now for 2 days & love everything about every video. ❤

  • @kaptannemo1668
    @kaptannemo1668 3 роки тому +420

    🤣 “Don’t do drugs....often.”

  • @Spot_Faceless-Soldier
    @Spot_Faceless-Soldier 3 роки тому +142

    Almost everything that lives in the forest:
    Army ants: *DISTANT WAR HORN* "MAKE WAY FOR THE EMPIRE!"

  • @PsychoticBeverage
    @PsychoticBeverage 3 роки тому +70

    This is like, objectively the best UA-cam channel: It's genuine Biology education, but delivered in the humorous manner of a Joke Dub so you don't get bored by a dry, clinical lecture.

  • @theelderhunter8856
    @theelderhunter8856 Рік тому

    Taking the expression "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" to a whole new level.....

  • @Zorgdub
    @Zorgdub 3 роки тому +153

    "Can we not be a bridge, 'cause that sucks."
    Mood.

    • @eldrenofthemist2492
      @eldrenofthemist2492 3 роки тому

      Well. I guess you could have really back luck. and be taken back to their home.
      "The Walls have Eyes in this Murder House."

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 роки тому +155

    Mite: «I’m your hand now.»
    Ant: «This mite work.»

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 3 роки тому +3

      Evil GM : OOOOOoooo... NEW "basically beneficent" Terrifying monster idea to throw at my Players!!! {erupts in hysterically malevolent laughter}... Wait till the Monk has to deal with one of these clasping to his hand!!! ;o)

    • @ANameNotToBeUsed
      @ANameNotToBeUsed 3 роки тому +1

      *E d g y*

    • @TotallyNotASpy1
      @TotallyNotASpy1 3 роки тому +2

      More like "Let me give you a hand!"
      "This mite work"

    • @Keeperofsecrets93737
      @Keeperofsecrets93737 3 роки тому

      I get it

  • @daritapro
    @daritapro 3 роки тому +196

    Ah yes the good old days of groupies attaching themselves to the crotches of band members to travel from city to city

    • @elfarlaur
      @elfarlaur 3 роки тому +5

      You say this like it doesn't happen anymore

    • @daritapro
      @daritapro 3 роки тому +13

      @@elfarlaur traveling band crotches are limited these days :((

    • @blogengeezer4507
      @blogengeezer4507 3 роки тому

      -Masks make it difficult... for Everything ;

  • @faraday2286
    @faraday2286 2 роки тому

    His voice and the bg music is pretty relaxing

  • @joshewert13
    @joshewert13 3 роки тому +88

    “Don’t do drugs”, “often” very wise words

    • @dannydevito7000
      @dannydevito7000 3 роки тому +2

      Especially since you get tolerance to psychedelics on the first dose. So it's a waste to trip often since it won't be nearly as strong.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 3 роки тому +1

      Ha ha, missed the "often" on the first watch.

  • @ladyseeker2927
    @ladyseeker2927 3 роки тому +137

    "Which is why the scorpion is like: Hell, no!"

  • @vteccomplex
    @vteccomplex 3 роки тому +56

    If only we all had the job security of Jerry.

  • @iarwainthabombadil7724
    @iarwainthabombadil7724 4 місяці тому

    best video i've watched on anything in years. funny. calm. exciting. good shit man you have a knack for it.

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 роки тому +1045

    “There’s even a Mite that attaches to the foot of an ant and does all of it’s functions!”
    Me, an intellectual: *”A Prosthetic”*

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 роки тому +132

      It's like waking up one morning to find a leech attached to your hand that you could move like another finger.

    • @Saif-zf9vb
      @Saif-zf9vb 3 роки тому +33

      Lol “me, and intellectual” is quite the oxymoron.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 3 роки тому +52

      Prosthetick

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 роки тому +15

      @@Saif-zf9vb Probably a typo or autocorrect. Goodness knows I had one or two while typing this reply.

    • @Nazareeni
      @Nazareeni 3 роки тому +14

      It's a Parasyte mite

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +260

    I like this new trend of “Let’s back up a bit” intros.

    • @The_Charlatan
      @The_Charlatan 3 роки тому +4

      It works for some videos more than others. It might feel like a lazy intro. I would not want that to become a crutch.

    • @wafl7212
      @wafl7212 3 роки тому +5

      *record scratch*

    • @himadrijoshi
      @himadrijoshi 3 роки тому +4

      i vote to add the "aaaaaaaaaa" as well

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому +1

      I see both sides
      It worked out but could easily become to cringey

  • @coymangus
    @coymangus 3 роки тому +190

    You guys really need to keep going! Especially Jerry! His input is above the utmost impotence. I'm mean importance.

  • @RealCutieMutie
    @RealCutieMutie 7 місяців тому

    1:15 That's quite a transition
    "That's a lot of babies to feed... and that is where all the murder start!"

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 3 роки тому +476

    The ants are marching one-by-one--Hurrah, Hurrah . . .

    • @gailbrezinka9766
      @gailbrezinka9766 3 роки тому +17

      Hahaha. Now that's stuck in my head 😂😂😂

    • @Steel-101
      @Steel-101 3 роки тому +8

      That movie was amazing! Yeouch lol 😆

    • @TheRoomforImprovement
      @TheRoomforImprovement 3 роки тому +25

      We slaughter termites just for fun-Hurrah, Hurrah...

    • @neckrohs
      @neckrohs 3 роки тому +4

      @@Steel-101 its a song...

    • @Steel-101
      @Steel-101 3 роки тому +4

      @@neckrohs
      Dude I know that. It was sung in the movie Antz. Woody Allen voiced the main character

  • @liva9994
    @liva9994 3 роки тому +70

    The reason they move to a new place every night is mostly because they rid the whole place of food, and they need to move to keep sustaining themselves. They basically scorch the place.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah… That sounds about right. With so many freaking ants, I doubt much of anything less than the size of a mouse survives.

    • @morticiaadams272
      @morticiaadams272 3 роки тому

      Sounds about right

    • @99xara99
      @99xara99 3 роки тому

      Why does this make me think about Pikmin ?

  • @jordanwebb1543
    @jordanwebb1543 3 роки тому +63

    Imagine you’re a UA-camr who makes entertaining content about animals all with witty commentary. That is how a zefrank do.

  • @TheT3d3K
    @TheT3d3K 2 роки тому +1

    That was quite an amazing video. And the close distance shots are beautiful! Thanks

  • @omariscovoador7486
    @omariscovoador7486 3 роки тому +233

    Here in Brazil, at the Amazon, sometimes people need to literally lend their homes to the ants, a wave of these tiny demons come and they will eat anything on their way, so the people simply move to another place until the ants stop passing.

    • @kristieroybal4888
      @kristieroybal4888 3 роки тому +92

      Thank you for expanding my repetitive nightmare scenario library.

    • @leeluv96
      @leeluv96 3 роки тому +14

      @@kristieroybal4888 Oh my "larva" that's terrifying.

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @freejavabootcamp
      @freejavabootcamp 3 роки тому +7

      similar thing happens in some places in cameroon, but we use salt and other things like laundry detergent to repel them

    • @omariscovoador7486
      @omariscovoador7486 3 роки тому +1

      @@kristieroybal4888 haha, you are welcome, i guess

  • @MahmoudElgassier
    @MahmoudElgassier 3 роки тому +22

    "Butt beatles--i mean but beatles."
    I laughed so hard XD

  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 3 роки тому +381

    Major Ant: "Wait...jeremy, is my foot longer? It feels like it's longer now."
    Worker Ant: "It just mite be, Richard. It just mite be."

    • @kristieroybal4888
      @kristieroybal4888 3 роки тому +6

      Nicely played. 😆

    • @user-ov2fc5sd1e
      @user-ov2fc5sd1e 3 роки тому +1

      Who are Jeremy and Richard? I don't get the reference.

    • @joshelliott1826
      @joshelliott1826 3 роки тому

      Alright there, Dad?

    • @pskugd8385
      @pskugd8385 3 роки тому

      ‏Hello i hope you are fine , only if you are interested,Take this opportunity, if you allow me, to tell you something important:
      ‏that there is one god with no partners ,has no son or wife
      ‏, God is nothing like him,
      ‏God sent many messengers, including Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, and the last of them Muhammad, peace be upon them. All of them were sent to spread the doctrine mentioned above.
      ‏What i am Telling you is not a fleeting thing that we can easily take or reject. It is a very important thing for our happiness in this world and our survival in the hereafter. He who is not happy is depressed, and he who is not survivor in the hereafter is mortal.
      ‏For more informations and to make sure this is true please visit this link and ask your questions , Doubts and any things:
      ‏www.islamreligion.com/
      .

    • @geefreck
      @geefreck 3 роки тому

      👏👏👏👏

  • @nathanhatton1827
    @nathanhatton1827 3 роки тому +2

    “Don’t do drugs. Often.” That nearly killed me.

  • @hiway19891
    @hiway19891 3 роки тому +20

    I duun why, but that scorpion running for it's life is the most adorable thing I've seen this week

  • @rold-hx8bu
    @rold-hx8bu 3 роки тому +31

    "butt beetles, sorry. But beetles..."
    The best writing on UA-cam

  • @tylerc1980
    @tylerc1980 3 роки тому +28

    I'm in school for animal behaviour and this was all on an exam I had yesterday.

  • @wyett123
    @wyett123 Рік тому +1

    "It's basically what people hallucinate when they're having a bad trip. Don't do drugs! 😶 Often..."
    This is what I'm telling my kids 😂