Best part is it happened twice: once while the shells were in the air blocking his view, and the second time when Smolensk sank from the sheer weight of the rounds wedged in it!
+major hull damage to bow midships and aft hull, significant fire and electrical damage to turrets 2, 3, 4, and 6 plus fire damage to aft steering room, forward conning tower and perhaps bridge with significant general penetration damage to ship superstructure combined with severely over clocking not just the gun barrels, but the recoil absorption of the gun mechanism, the absolutely terrifying speed at which those 4.7 inch 35 pound shells have to be fed from magazine into feed trays and lifted 3 stories to the gun then slammed into the breech all within less than a second and your having to look at a complete replacement of the reloading mechanisms on every turret. Prognosis: 11 and a half tons of scrap steel with a working engine and prop that by gods own miracle and the generosity of Neptune is somehow able to steam into the bone yards under her own power
@@castlebarron1788 the guns are 5", not 4.7" and the shells weigh 70 lbs, not 35. And where do you get the ship weighing in at 11 1/2 tons? One of the guns turrets is at least twice that
@@kevinhaywood1268 my apologies, I googled the stats on the ship, I might have gotten the wrong one. But my argument still stands that the damage incurred would render the ship as bound for scrap
OK I have Smolensk and "few" battles on her today 10.02.2023 I done shipyard 2000 ribbons in 5 battles = average 400 ribbons ber game , and Smolensk have fire power , only that Smolensk captain was goofball that though is good idea to be broadside , and just stand there , I am 100% sure that moving Smolensk would not go so fast down ... and " entire shipbuilding industry of texas " CL-154 / USS Austin was never build , was canceled , so " entire shipbuilding industry of texas" dont work there ...
@@marikann9073 I never have written that Smolensk was ever build , now days majority ships in wows was never build , and those that are "real" ... how WG compared those ? , wows is arcade game with arcade rules with cv that wont burn ...
Well, you were not far off, Jingles! After some very quick calculations (and not counting for leap years) it turns out that's about 53,04 years before the objective can be contested. Very good guess!
Jingles. . . Just for everyone too understand this. I slowed this down and watched it twice. For our man of the hour in the Austin. He managed to get 9 full salvo's off. Before the first one even reached the Smolensk. That is 9 full salvo's of 12 shells each. That comes out too 108 shells in the air. Before the first Salvo even reached it's target. I think even if The Austin was on 1 HP that still would be a dead full health Smolensk.
Someone else up further calculated it was a rate of fire of about 900 rounds per minute, or competitive with most machine guns. WoWs has never been about realism, but this might be going a bit far. XD
@@AnujeetRoy09 Well, yeah. Given that running that auto cannon takes away approximately half the thrust, if you scale it to such a proportion (and store shells in another dimension I guess) it gets ridiculous. To be frank A10 is a bit ridiculous already.
@@AnujeetRoy09 Apologies if it sounded obtuse. It's just that trying to imagine that was both funny and cringey. And when I heard for the first time that firing it's autocannon continuously (with infinite ammo of course) could make it airborne backwards - because again it produces around 50% of thrust in opposite direction, I really thought it was such a "stereotypical" American thing to do. "We love guns. We want guns to be able to fly now" was the feeling I got. Obviously a lot more goes into that, but that is the "fun" when you have virtually unlimited budget on defense like US has. Though admittedly it's less fun if you're a taxpayer or target for rapid democratization ;) Not to mention that when I did some back of the envelope calculations it seemed like recoil would kill the pilot and shred the plane, though it would fall of the sky regardless of how it was constructed (because it would "stop" mid-air), but well.... I'm sleep deprived so my idea of funny is a bit off. Again apologies for being a nuisance.
Jingles is unusually Jingles-like today. He's in rare form. Here's what I've noticed: 1:28: Atlanta and San Diego have a 7.2 second base reload. Err, actually, Jingles, they have a 4.8 and 5.5 second base reload, respectively. Their turret traverse time is 7.2 seconds. 1:35: The Gearing also has a 7.2 second base reload. Um, no, it has a 3 second base reload. Again, turret traverse is 7.2 seconds. 1:41: The Forrest Sherman has a frankly absurd 4.5 second reload. Ah, no, it has a far more absurd 1.5 second reload. Its turret traverse is 4.5 seconds. I'm noticing a pattern here. 9:50: Whichever team captures [the key area] wins the battle. Well, not necessarily. The key area acts more like a capture point in Domination than the base in Standard. It gives you points over time. It just gives lots of points quite quickly, so _usually_ the team who captures it wins in short order. However, I've been in matches where the enemy captured the key area, and then we took it and ended up winning. 14:13: He's hydro'd by the Venezia on the enemy team. That's pretty impressive, Jingles, considering that the Venezia doesn't _have_ hydro. It was the Preussen's hydro that was detecting him. Jingles _does_ get the Smolensk's reload speed right at the end, though, so credit where it's due.
@@jaywerner8415 .8 sec reload. 75 rounds per minute. Times 12 guns. 900 rounds per minute. Or an FN MAG. The buzzsaw holds the title a little bit longer.
Almost all of Jingle's videos are worth watching if he gets a kick out of them. When he's describing something while laughing it makes it all worthwhile.
27,882,125 minutes or 464,702 hours, 5 minutes or 19,362 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes or 53 years, 17 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes. And Jingles is like.. "52 years or so." Good god, man.
"I Have you Now!" - Smolensk Captain Scandly01 presses the "DELETE" key on his keyboard. "Where the F... did my ship go?" - Smolensk Captain Scandly01 grins maniacally.
You know, everyone shits on how bad the UA-cam notifications are, but I swear that every time it's notified me that our resident gnome overlord has uploaded, it tells me within literal seconds of it happening. Which is convenient, because it's something to watch before I go to school every morning. Love your work, Jingles, keep it up!
It's time for me to do the thing... Actually, Jingles, Venezia has no hydro! It was that Preussen's hydro spotting him over the other side of the island. Amazing video as always, thank you!
The crew on that poor Smolensk must have felt that the sky was falling on them as the guy shows that you COULD in fact, blot out the sky with 5in shells.
To the Smolensk Captain, if you're reading, first my condolences. That must've hurt. You wouldn't happen to have the replay, would you? Would love to have seen that from your perspective.
I had to watch that smolensk moment 7 times It's one one the best WOWS videos 'ive seen lately by uncle Jingles. And i've seen them all. Yes literally all.
2:09 Admit it, Jingles. You knew right there, that someone was going to convert that in the exact corresponidng years. In fact that was a masterfully done, imperceptible encouragement, wasn't it?
16:04 Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation ...fire at will, Commander! 16:10 Smolensk: I can't repell firepower of that magnitude!
Man, I had not watched your videos in 3-4 years, (nor played WoW) but boy .... your videos are entertaining as there have ever been, that was hilarious :D
what is amazing is how battles with no CV and/or no Subs just seem to play so much better. a cruiser taking a thing in arms race? would never happen with a CV around.
All that Smolensk ever heard coming from the Austin was “Murica!” Song speed up to be a total length of 12 seconds (16:03 to 16:15) orchestrated by destroyer caliber guns.
Her says 52 years but didnt actually calculate it, but Its actually over 53 years but he says 52 to make us believe that he didnt actually get out his calculater sneaky bastard 🙂
2:09 "...as you can tell by the replay bug at the top of the screen letting us know that the key area is gonna be available for capture in around about 52 years." Funny thing is, Jingles was only off by 1 year. 27882125 / 60 = 464702.083 (minutes to hours) 464702.083 / 24 = 19362.586805 (hours to days) 19362.586805 / 365 = 53.04818302891933 (days to years) I didn't account for leap years here; maybe it's a bit different when accounting for leap years but you get the idea (also feel free to correct me in places where I'm wrong)
LOL 3 years into the game and I'm still a noob: just realised in this video that the buff icons show stacking and not the time that will stay active. That's why we need these videos! " γηράσκω ἀεί διδασκόμενος" So true since I had my birthday a week ago :)
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"You see that Smolensk?"
"Yes Captain?"
"I don't want to anymore."
"Yes Captain."
Best part is it happened twice: once while the shells were in the air blocking his view, and the second time when Smolensk sank from the sheer weight of the rounds wedged in it!
Austin: Our shells will block out the sun
Smolensk: Then we will fight in the... oh no I'm dead.
Removed my upvote because...nice. Added it back because others lack culture. :)
Just made it 369, everyone back off
That Smolensk melted like a snowball in a blast furnace.
"Hey! No full auto inside the building!"
"That's not full auto."
"It's not?"
"Naw, this is: 16:03"
Daaaamn, bro, okay!
DAAAYUM BRO okay.......
daka daka daka daka :-P
love that airsoft clip
"Fuller Auto"
Even if the Austin survived, she’d have been scheduled for maintenance at port since all her main batteries were melted in that last barrage.
+major hull damage to bow midships and aft hull, significant fire and electrical damage to turrets 2, 3, 4, and 6 plus fire damage to aft steering room, forward conning tower and perhaps bridge with significant general penetration damage to ship superstructure combined with severely over clocking not just the gun barrels, but the recoil absorption of the gun mechanism, the absolutely terrifying speed at which those 4.7 inch 35 pound shells have to be fed from magazine into feed trays and lifted 3 stories to the gun then slammed into the breech all within less than a second and your having to look at a complete replacement of the reloading mechanisms on every turret.
Prognosis: 11 and a half tons of scrap steel with a working engine and prop that by gods own miracle and the generosity of Neptune is somehow able to steam into the bone yards under her own power
@@castlebarron1788 the guns are 5", not 4.7" and the shells weigh 70 lbs, not 35. And where do you get the ship weighing in at 11 1/2 tons? One of the guns turrets is at least twice that
@@kevinhaywood1268 my apologies, I googled the stats on the ship, I might have gotten the wrong one. But my argument still stands that the damage incurred would render the ship as bound for scrap
That smolensk experienced the firepower of not one ship, but the entire shipbuilding industry of texas.
OK I have Smolensk and "few" battles on her today 10.02.2023 I done shipyard 2000 ribbons in 5 battles = average 400 ribbons ber game , and Smolensk have fire power , only that Smolensk captain was goofball that though is good idea to be broadside , and just stand there , I am 100% sure that moving Smolensk would not go so fast down ... and " entire shipbuilding industry of texas " CL-154 / USS Austin was never build , was canceled , so " entire shipbuilding industry of texas" dont work there ...
@@huzarion3814 dude, it was a joke
@@huzarion3814 "USS Austin was never build" Same as the even more idealistic paper concept boat called Smolensk. What's your point?
@@marikann9073 I never have written that Smolensk was ever build , now days majority ships in wows was never build , and those that are "real" ... how WG compared those ? , wows is arcade game with arcade rules with cv that wont burn ...
@@LunaNicoleTheFox I relize that you tried to work , it's me not you , but I still have right to write my opinion . o7
Jingles going dakka dakka while wheezing with laughter is officially one of my new favorite sound bites
I'd be lying if I said it wasn't very cathartic to see a Smolensk get so vigorously violated. 🤣
🤣🤣
Best opening of the year “given the demographics of my audience it’s not a problem, you all just act like children”😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ never change old man
14:10 Jingles think that Venezia have hydro :)
We're grown men playing vidya after all
ok kids I wont
I resemble that comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No I’m not! You are!
Smolensk dies:
Every player thats had to deal with a Smolensk: YES!! That’s how it FEELS!
16:02 "Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!"
Smolensk: "It's a trap!"
Well, you were not far off, Jingles! After some very quick calculations (and not counting for leap years) it turns out that's about 53,04 years before the objective can be contested. Very good guess!
Came here to tell him just that.
No need I guess...
I googled it, yep!
Thats exactly the number I came up with as well. :)
Uhm, actually it is 53.01 years when taking an average year of 365.25 days as base.
God, i really hate myself.
@@kreinraan6558 Don't hate yourself😆, I calculated with leap years as well and came up with 53 Years, 3 Days, 6 Hours, 4 Minutes and 40.8 Seconds
Just did the math and it's 53.05 years. So who knew jingles is actually a math genius. Or any kind of genius for that matter!
I let Google do the math, but yeah...came here to comment that he was only a year off. 😜 (Not bad if it was just a guesstimate.)
Not Jingles
this is the comment I was looking for :)
"not that I worked it out" yeah right! pull the other one it has bells on!!
I got 53.048183029, years,,,,
Jingles. . . Just for everyone too understand this. I slowed this down and watched it twice.
For our man of the hour in the Austin. He managed to get 9 full salvo's off. Before the first one even reached the Smolensk. That is 9 full salvo's of 12 shells each. That comes out too 108 shells in the air. Before the first Salvo even reached it's target.
I think even if The Austin was on 1 HP that still would be a dead full health Smolensk.
Someone else up further calculated it was a rate of fire of about 900 rounds per minute, or competitive with most machine guns. WoWs has never been about realism, but this might be going a bit far. XD
How to turn a light cruiser into an A10 Warthog.
Imagining A10 gun only with 127 mm caliber. Dear Lord. Though it would have to fly in reverse.
@@jannegrey funny concept... Lead Propulsion.
@@AnujeetRoy09 Well, yeah. Given that running that auto cannon takes away approximately half the thrust, if you scale it to such a proportion (and store shells in another dimension I guess) it gets ridiculous. To be frank A10 is a bit ridiculous already.
@@jannegrey makes sense... thanks for explaining?
@@AnujeetRoy09 Apologies if it sounded obtuse. It's just that trying to imagine that was both funny and cringey. And when I heard for the first time that firing it's autocannon continuously (with infinite ammo of course) could make it airborne backwards - because again it produces around 50% of thrust in opposite direction, I really thought it was such a "stereotypical" American thing to do. "We love guns. We want guns to be able to fly now" was the feeling I got. Obviously a lot more goes into that, but that is the "fun" when you have virtually unlimited budget on defense like US has. Though admittedly it's less fun if you're a taxpayer or target for rapid democratization ;)
Not to mention that when I did some back of the envelope calculations it seemed like recoil would kill the pilot and shred the plane, though it would fall of the sky regardless of how it was constructed (because it would "stop" mid-air), but well....
I'm sleep deprived so my idea of funny is a bit off. Again apologies for being a nuisance.
Jingles is unusually Jingles-like today. He's in rare form. Here's what I've noticed:
1:28: Atlanta and San Diego have a 7.2 second base reload. Err, actually, Jingles, they have a 4.8 and 5.5 second base reload, respectively. Their turret traverse time is 7.2 seconds.
1:35: The Gearing also has a 7.2 second base reload. Um, no, it has a 3 second base reload. Again, turret traverse is 7.2 seconds.
1:41: The Forrest Sherman has a frankly absurd 4.5 second reload. Ah, no, it has a far more absurd 1.5 second reload. Its turret traverse is 4.5 seconds. I'm noticing a pattern here.
9:50: Whichever team captures [the key area] wins the battle. Well, not necessarily. The key area acts more like a capture point in Domination than the base in Standard. It gives you points over time. It just gives lots of points quite quickly, so _usually_ the team who captures it wins in short order. However, I've been in matches where the enemy captured the key area, and then we took it and ended up winning.
14:13: He's hydro'd by the Venezia on the enemy team. That's pretty impressive, Jingles, considering that the Venezia doesn't _have_ hydro. It was the Preussen's hydro that was detecting him.
Jingles _does_ get the Smolensk's reload speed right at the end, though, so credit where it's due.
I can almost hear the sound of a shotgun racking from here, and I'm in the US...
😂😂😂😂😂
Now get back to the salt mine, before Jingles shows up with his shotgun!
Don't forget the Worcester has a 152, and I've gotten the reload speed to 4.5..
He was surprisingly close about how long it would take for the key area would appear tho, the actual time is roughly 53 years.
Captain: See that Smolensk there?
Gunners: Yes.
Captain: I don’t want to.
Gunners: Aye captain!
What happened to that Smolensk was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in this game.
Yeah, the only good Smolensk is the dead Smolensk
Now that needs to happen to the Orc carriers, every game.
The smolensk understood how Alderan felt after being in detection range of the Death Star.
I was thinking Ackbar and the second Death Star myself.
@@chrisschack9716 ITS A TRAP!!!
You may fire when ready
"You may fire when ready."
16:02 I wheezed out a "holy shit" and was immediately dying at the sheer awe and brutal firepower of a HELLA STACKED Austin, DAKA DAKA DAKAAAAAAA!
127mm Auto Loaders go BRRRRRRT!
i laughed my ass off for a good 2 to 3 minutes then the coughing fit kicked in because im sick
We need moar DAK.... never mind.
I must have missed when the added the A-10 skill to the Austin. That’s not dakka, that’s Brrrrrrrrrrrrt!
When the Austin decides to identify as an MG42
I would not be surprised if this thing can actually fire that fast, if not faster with all 12 guns putting shells down range.
@@jaywerner8415 .8 sec reload.
75 rounds per minute. Times 12 guns.
900 rounds per minute. Or an FN MAG.
The buzzsaw holds the title a little bit longer.
@@ERAUsnow it was a .3 second reload. not .8 it works out to exactly 2,400 rpm or exactly 2 MG42s firing at once.
@@imjashingyou3461 I only heard .8 sec.
@@ERAUsnow he said .3 and watching the video only showed .3
Almost all of Jingle's videos are worth watching if he gets a kick out of them. When he's describing something while laughing it makes it all worthwhile.
53 hits on the Smolensk in 8 seconds , INSANE
27,882,125 minutes or
464,702 hours, 5 minutes or
19,362 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes or
53 years, 17 days, 14 hours, 5 minutes.
And Jingles is like.. "52 years or so."
Good god, man.
"I Have you Now!" - Smolensk Captain
Scandly01 presses the "DELETE" key on his keyboard.
"Where the F... did my ship go?" - Smolensk Captain
Scandly01 grins maniacally.
The fact that the feared Smolensk just got proper F-ked in about 12 seconds, just goes to show how scary the Austin can be 16:00
17:34 that was worth every second of it.... the whole second it took the smolensk to die.... 😂 😂 😂 😂
"blink and youll miss it"
You know it's bad, when sandy apologises to the smolensk 😂
You know it's bad when the friendly team apologizes to the Smolensk. Lol
"We Can Do Better" seriously needs to be a new series.
You know, everyone shits on how bad the UA-cam notifications are, but I swear that every time it's notified me that our resident gnome overlord has uploaded, it tells me within literal seconds of it happening. Which is convenient, because it's something to watch before I go to school every morning.
Love your work, Jingles, keep it up!
He's PC enough that the blue haired furies like him!
It's time for me to do the thing...
Actually, Jingles, Venezia has no hydro! It was that Preussen's hydro spotting him over the other side of the island.
Amazing video as always, thank you!
Jingles confused the axis powers again.
Good lord, that Smolensk kill was downright erotic. Might wanna age-restrict this one Jingles, this is bordering on porn.
I mean, my knickers needed a change after that....
14:12 hydro’d by the Venezia? I want that iteration of the ship!
LETS GOOOOO JINGLES been watching for like a decade now and hopeful for another decade
The crew on that poor Smolensk must have felt that the sky was falling on them as the guy shows that you COULD in fact, blot out the sky with 5in shells.
they were "fighting in the shade"
I love how much a man of his word Scandi is. He promised not to torp the Bismarck and he didn't! :SeemsGood:
2:09 In chat and 6:55 pewpew
The last time I was this early, the defensive fire cool down actually did something.
It still does, just not enough. Also WG needs to change how AA works first.
i have never seen a ship get evaporated faster than that last kill!
He knocks back another shot of vodka then looks around the bar with bloodshot hollowed eyes:
"And then I said to my XO, Vasily, kill that Austin!"
🤣🤣🤣
Austin captain: you sure you wanna do this Ivan?
Smolensk captain: we shall fight the shade!
Austin captain: I warned him...
That Smolensk kill was just insane.
Actually Jingles the timer was set to 53 years 17 days 12 hours 28 minutes, or so at the time of your comment.
That Smolensk went from 100 to dead in precisely 11 seconds. Normally, only battleships can try doing that.
"You all just ACT like children..." Jingles, you're never too old to have a happy childhood.
Growing old is mandatory, growing UP is optional.
27,882,125 minutes = 464702.1 hours = 19,362.6 days = 53 years. So long and tanks for all the fish.
To the Smolensk Captain, if you're reading, first my condolences. That must've hurt.
You wouldn't happen to have the replay, would you? Would love to have seen that from your perspective.
I imagine its probably something along the lines of "WTF!"
"You dare fight ME!? I'm a full HP smolensk with 16 130mm cannons!"
Scandly01: "haha! Austin goes BRRR!"
That Smolensk got to enjoy a truly 2nd ammendment amount of firepower
For anyone wondering. The timer counts down around 53,01 years.
I just had to go back to 15:39 and re-run that Smolensk kill, it was glorious to watch.
That was hysterical! And I was saying "Worth every second" just as Jingles said "Worth every second..." Now laughing even harder. Many thanks!
I had to watch that smolensk moment 7 times It's one one the best WOWS videos 'ive seen lately by uncle Jingles. And i've seen them all. Yes literally all.
That was ... both impressive and absolutely disgusting at the same time.
Me listening to jingles describing all the ways you can get your reload down… me: oh this is gonna be good
That Smolensk experienced the Naval equivelant of the A-10 Thunderbolt II with a good 10 mile long armor colum. It was beautiful to see
16:02 is the moment I was hospitalized from laughter
Smolensk: Hold my vodka, I've got this.
Austin: Haha Austin goes BRRRRRT!
That's a new meaning for "Rapid Unplanned Disassembly" alright.
2:09 Admit it, Jingles. You knew right there, that someone was going to convert that in the exact corresponidng years. In fact that was a masterfully done, imperceptible encouragement, wasn't it?
16:04 Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battlestation ...fire at will, Commander!
16:10 Smolensk: I can't repell firepower of that magnitude!
I could watch that Smolensk melt all day on repeat... just WOW.
Conspiracy theory: Jingles did do the math but wanted to make people do the math, comment, and let Jingles know how smart he is.
Thank you Jingles, that was a fun one for sure.
Man, I had not watched your videos in 3-4 years, (nor played WoW) but boy .... your videos are entertaining as there have ever been, that was hilarious :D
what is amazing is how battles with no CV and/or no Subs just seem to play so much better. a cruiser taking a thing in arms race? would never happen with a CV around.
One of your best videos - with a marvelous laugh at the big moment. LOL indeed!! Thanks Paul
"ACTUALLY JINGLES" xD: If you capture the key area you dont win, but you start to collect points like with a normal cap. Great video, like always =D
And at that moment, the Smolensk Captain knew they'd F'd up! Thank you for that Jingles. I heard the cats, pets to them too.
I had to rewatch that smolensk melt over and over before I started coughing after laughing so hard.
27882125 minutes is actually 53 years jingles well done 👏
Quickdraw McGraw!! What a blast from the past! 😁
I loved watching the Smolensk melt like that.
That final attack was nuts, and chat blow up after it...HAHAHA
I saw him lining up that Smolensk 😂😂 and was like he’s gonna melt, then jingles daca daca daca. I rewatched that laughing for 20min 😂😂
Thanks for the video, Jingles.
Helps distract from the pain of real life. Even if briefly.
that was great I could hear Vernon Dursley say " finally some Justice " with the big grin on his face as the Smolensk got gunned down
Great video! Glad to see the Captain go for it!
All that Smolensk ever heard coming from the Austin was “Murica!” Song speed up to be a total length of 12 seconds (16:03 to 16:15) orchestrated by destroyer caliber guns.
Jingles @1:20 "That's destroyer caliber guns."
Scandly @1:22 "I'm the DD now."
"He's hydro'd by the Venezia on the other side of the island"
*Checks if the Venezia has hydro*
*Gets sent to the Salt Mines*
I have watched that smolensk get blapped about 5 times now. So satisfying!!!
Her says 52 years but didnt actually calculate it, but Its actually over 53 years but he says 52 to make us believe that he didnt actually get out his calculater sneaky bastard 🙂
that was a very good guess Jingles. 27882125 minutes is a tad over 53 years. 53 Years, 17 days and 14 hours.
Damn, that was awesome to watch and read the team and enemy chat
Austin: "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Smolensk: "NANI!?"
Austin: "ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA!"
On one hand it was absolutely Discusting on the other Satisfying as hell = Perfectly Balanced
"See that Smolensk over there?"
"Aye, Captain."
"I don't want to see it anymore."
"Aye-aye, Captain!"
That, was so much fun to watch. Never seen anything like it since I’ve been playing. Noice
Austin Captain: "Why is that Smolensk on my ocean and not under it?"
Austin XO: "Aye aye captain"
sorry Jingles, not enough dakka-dakka.
never enough dakka-dakka.
That Smolensk kill was orgasmic
It is nice to see a spam ship get spammed
I kept having to pause the video thinking it was one of my cats meowing loudly at the office door. Gotta love vocal felines....
2:09 "...as you can tell by the replay bug at the top of the screen letting us know that the key area is gonna be available for capture in around about 52 years."
Funny thing is, Jingles was only off by 1 year.
27882125 / 60 = 464702.083 (minutes to hours)
464702.083 / 24 = 19362.586805 (hours to days)
19362.586805 / 365 = 53.04818302891933 (days to years)
I didn't account for leap years here; maybe it's a bit different when accounting for leap years but you get the idea (also feel free to correct me in places where I'm wrong)
Holy-Smolinski !! THAT, was a Raiders of The Lost Ark face melt.
LOL 3 years into the game and I'm still a noob: just realised in this video that the buff icons show stacking and not the time that will stay active. That's why we need these videos!
" γηράσκω ἀεί διδασκόμενος"
So true since I had my birthday a week ago :)
I usually get a chuckle out of a Jingles video. That Smolensk....I was outright cackling. Then rewatched it and cackled some more.
My God that was Beautiful to watch.
53 years...Jingles you actual math genius
To put this all in perspective, as far as I can tell the austin fired 192 shells (16 salvos) in the time it took the smolensk to fire 48 (3 salvos)