Every Student Film Ever

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  • Опубліковано 29 січ 2025

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  • @mak_attakks
    @mak_attakks 2 місяці тому +2755

    I was immediately sold when I saw the alarm clock. They always start with a damn alarm clock

    • @monaxia5817
      @monaxia5817 2 місяці тому +7

      Same

    • @DarkStormProduction5
      @DarkStormProduction5 2 місяці тому +5

      Same lol

    • @calebthornblad1831
      @calebthornblad1831 2 місяці тому +22

      It’s true but mine ends with a guy throwing up a rat so at least I have that going for me

    • @TechySpeaking
      @TechySpeaking 2 місяці тому +10

      I started in a couple student films in college and, yeah, three of them started with an alarm clock.

    • @greatpapyrus7656
      @greatpapyrus7656 Місяць тому

      ​@@calebthornblad1831dude i wanna see this

  • @calvinduffy
    @calvinduffy 2 місяці тому +1905

    The only unrealistic part was how well-mixed the dialogue is lol

    • @S41L0R
      @S41L0R 2 місяці тому +126

      yeah where's the audio in the right ear only

  • @wednesday0145
    @wednesday0145 Місяць тому +489

    You know its a student film because i wasnt even halfway through and it felt like i had been watching it for an hour

    • @keenanbruce
      @keenanbruce Місяць тому

      I think you're confusing this video with the "GUCCI GANG" music video

  • @BazukinBelyugovich
    @BazukinBelyugovich 2 місяці тому +1767

    Damn, I didn't know Heroin was so nicely packaged

    • @idlesidlesidles
      @idlesidlesidles 2 місяці тому +24

      real.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 2 місяці тому

      Only the heroin you get from dealers near middle schools

    • @TuriyanGold
      @TuriyanGold 2 місяці тому +4

      Canadian Walmart brand Aspirin has Codeine

  • @TheCoissac
    @TheCoissac 2 місяці тому +1012

    The kitschy use of music, a waking-up-in-the-morning motif, everything shot on campus, clumsily borrowing 'experimental' aesthetics without any intention behind them, no traces of any lived experience - 10/10 brought me back to that place where creativity comes to die

    • @BlunderB
      @BlunderB Місяць тому +20

      Where creativity goes to die is so accurate lol

  • @Ranstone
    @Ranstone 2 місяці тому +617

    Don't forget the teal shadows, orange mids, and green highs color correction, the vomit educing use of shallow depth of field with enough anamorphic bokeh to mistake a single Christmas light for vertical laser beam, all while shaking the camera like you missed your insulin shot.

  • @alex17272
    @alex17272 2 місяці тому +516

    The Manic pixie dream girl 😭😭😭

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 Місяць тому +20

    How am I supposed to empathize with a character if I don't see them wake up, brush their teeth and go to work just like me?

  • @rywaproductions2369
    @rywaproductions2369 2 місяці тому +411

    feeling very seen as a student filmmaker who's made a movie about taking drugs and about jumping off a parking garage

  • @AugustGray989
    @AugustGray989 2 місяці тому +941

    scot pilgrim ahh film

    • @ABoxOfCartonJuice
      @ABoxOfCartonJuice 2 місяці тому +61

      SCOTT PILGRIM REFERENCE‼️‼️🤩⁉️🔥🥶⁉️🦅😈🤘😜
      I’m in lesbians w you 😜

    • @LillianGraceFullofficial
      @LillianGraceFullofficial 2 місяці тому +39

      I’m in lesbians now with moon beam

  • @Caesar_Online
    @Caesar_Online 2 місяці тому +438

    Just missing the black screen with the iPhone alarm at the beginning and unnecessary amount of cuts😂😂😂 this is gold

    • @randomchannel323
      @randomchannel323 2 місяці тому +16

      And the texts foreshadowing future events and characters

  • @JulianCiumac
    @JulianCiumac 2 місяці тому +261

    This is the perfect short film. Film festivals are gonna eat this one up

  • @blueraventv
    @blueraventv 2 місяці тому +148

    Realizes his software has special effects. Must use every last one

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez 2 місяці тому +102

    all that's missing is the "it was all a dream" ending.

  • @Zeus_Incorperated
    @Zeus_Incorperated 2 місяці тому +504

    Dude, I’m reporting you. You can’t just repost MY student film and claim it as your own.

    • @TR1xui0
      @TR1xui0 2 місяці тому

      uhhh

    • @cosmicsnacks1191
      @cosmicsnacks1191 2 місяці тому +9

      Its clearly a joke​@@ItsIvom

    • @nada3492
      @nada3492 2 місяці тому

      XD

    • @idekaaaIC
      @idekaaaIC 2 місяці тому +14

      Excuse me? This is MY student film.

    • @Mr._MatchIt
      @Mr._MatchIt 2 місяці тому +5

      @@idekaaaIC, Stop the cap!!! It took me 4 years to make this film!!! It’s mine, and mine only!!!

  • @JazzyAnne
    @JazzyAnne 2 місяці тому +179

    UA-cam recommending so much art to me lately. UA-cam is so back

  • @MCQNMOVIES
    @MCQNMOVIES 2 місяці тому +269

    This is a piece of art that belongs in a museum. You really captured the student film genre.

  • @bluevioletandlilac
    @bluevioletandlilac 2 місяці тому +256

    I didn't know heroin was a hallucinogenic.

    • @yfoog
      @yfoog Місяць тому +7

      Or comes in a pill bottle

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 Місяць тому +29

    "I'm really going for a slice-of-life existential drama with hints of comedy, romance, and psychological thriller elements thrown in."

  • @thebedroomshow9010
    @thebedroomshow9010 2 місяці тому +270

    something about the "wait am i supposed to kill myself" i just LOVE

    • @Striker864
      @Striker864 2 місяці тому +13

      Because it's the definition of the writer forcing the characters doing something they wouldn't genuinely do in a situation. Happens often.

  • @JosephMcLaughlin-s6u
    @JosephMcLaughlin-s6u 2 місяці тому +45

    I’m starting to realize maybe I would’ve been accepted to film school if I didn’t have a damn alarm clock as my first shot

  • @luckypup4686
    @luckypup4686 2 місяці тому +88

    Just one critique: this should be in black and white

  • @wydua
    @wydua 2 місяці тому +85

    Why do you go?
    - Because
    How do I end the film?
    - Just

  • @viktorgubka4493
    @viktorgubka4493 2 місяці тому +59

    I love how the shot looking over the edge was taken in a completely different time of day.

  • @Vonias
    @Vonias 2 місяці тому +93

    As someone who went to a student film festival for my one friend in film school, the alarm clock opening SENT me I didn't realize it was so ubiquitous. I didn't realize at the time how weird it was that every other movie started with that. (my friend won btw, he cooked up a banger 🙏)

  • @madmaverick
    @madmaverick Місяць тому +26

    I appreciate how "3 minutes" lands exactly at 3 minutes into the video

  • @sandwurm928
    @sandwurm928 Місяць тому +42

    >wearing jacket while brushing teeth
    >next scene
    >puts on jacket
    *chefs kiss*

  • @haydenstartzell3335
    @haydenstartzell3335 Місяць тому +6

    must've been awkward watching all the student films exactly like this in class afterward

  • @railenherman6482
    @railenherman6482 2 місяці тому +25

    As someone currently writing a movie script for the hell of it, this was a great guide on what NOT to do.

  • @danielc7773
    @danielc7773 2 місяці тому +73

    It's astonishing how accurate this is. I went to film school in the UK over 20 years ago, and yet I saw almost this exact film several times a year. I'm also probably guilty of some elements myself. Weird how universal the archetypal bad student film (still) is.

  • @THE_VictoryPictures
    @THE_VictoryPictures 2 місяці тому +19

    probably the most realistic part was how there's a very obvious motion stabilizer in one of the shots

  • @eggdrea
    @eggdrea 2 місяці тому +65

    not the heroin trip 😭

  • @JimmyFund
    @JimmyFund 2 місяці тому +59

    Love it, but where's the randomly pulled gun and cigarette being smoked by someone who's never smoked before??

  • @ReedHodgkinson
    @ReedHodgkinson 2 місяці тому +16

    Unrealistic. Film students are too afraid to use copyrighted music

  • @anonymouscadaver
    @anonymouscadaver 2 місяці тому +19

    and they always act like theyre fucking geniuses 💀

  • @outpostcheerfuloyster
    @outpostcheerfuloyster 2 місяці тому +7

    Nobody over 25 on camera. It all checks out.

  • @CrackedJust1n
    @CrackedJust1n Місяць тому +5

    This is what happens when you tell a film student to watch Fight Club

  • @justEight
    @justEight 2 місяці тому +78

    I LOVE OTC HEROIN!! 😝

  • @fruitfulforeman
    @fruitfulforeman Місяць тому +5

    We got rinsed by my old lecturers for starting our student film with an alarm clock 😂

  • @No_True_Scotsman
    @No_True_Scotsman 2 місяці тому +17

    I was like "i bet it starts with an alarm clock"

  • @monicabaharova891
    @monicabaharova891 2 місяці тому +10

    my dyslexia thought it's: Every film student ever and was expecting typical day for someone studying film at uni

  • @herecomethefuzz
    @herecomethefuzz Місяць тому +1

    The fact that this is better than most of the local student films I’ve watched, but also still spot on

  • @gabrielmarmanillo
    @gabrielmarmanillo 2 місяці тому +7

    this is so accurate lmao. I hate the starting walking segments so damn much.

  • @YannickFilms
    @YannickFilms 2 місяці тому +8

    I smelled half the other shots when I saw that alarm clock!

  • @ilikemovies22
    @ilikemovies22 2 місяці тому +26

    PERFECT ENDING LMAO

  • @PolarBear-rc4ks
    @PolarBear-rc4ks 2 місяці тому +7

    I feel sick watching this.
    Well done.

  • @retepycnalc
    @retepycnalc Місяць тому +4

    Respect to the 50 person cast and crew

  • @keeganmet257
    @keeganmet257 2 місяці тому +13

    The alarm clock is crazy

  • @MrMayfly101
    @MrMayfly101 2 місяці тому +3

    I love that the ending looks like the director actually wants the actor to off themselves so they can film it 😭

  • @OmgProductionsUK
    @OmgProductionsUK Місяць тому +1

    This was hilarious, I laughed out loud. Can you make more? For every genre maybe? "every students sci fi ever", "every student horror film ever" etc

  • @5IRHK-oe9yj
    @5IRHK-oe9yj 2 місяці тому +28

    2:43 DDUUUUUUDEEE, JUST WHEN I SAID OUTLOUD IS HE GOING TO KILL HIMSELF HE SAID IT!!!

  • @HowTo128
    @HowTo128 2 місяці тому +15

    DePaul representation!

  • @Mikulak25
    @Mikulak25 Місяць тому +1

    That heroin prop is genius

  • @Kookiyy
    @Kookiyy 2 місяці тому +9

    I may be guilty of exactly this

  • @Internetbizarre
    @Internetbizarre Місяць тому +2

    No he jumps then back to the alarm clock

  • @tomatobooksentertainment8376
    @tomatobooksentertainment8376 2 місяці тому +19

    In all I know about filmmaking I learned from the toxic avenger Lloyd Kauffman brings up a really god point (back in 1998) that indie filmmakers are trying less to make good original films with what they have and are instead just making crappy auditions for Hollywood using attempted Tarantino and smith dialogue instead of trying to tell a captivating story.

  • @mateo-hm
    @mateo-hm Місяць тому +2

    On our first year of uni we had to do like 1 shortfilm every 2 weeks, I can tell you that this video was a mix of them all hahshsh

  • @GWPetersFilm
    @GWPetersFilm 2 місяці тому +7

    You hit every damn mark

  • @FENIXANIMATIONS
    @FENIXANIMATIONS Місяць тому

    This should be played in the first day of every film school

  • @whoinvitedisa
    @whoinvitedisa Місяць тому +2

    I was so invested the whole time

  • @formerlywassunsugongbu
    @formerlywassunsugongbu 2 місяці тому +9

    I imagined brushing the teeth scene and it didn't disappoint me😂

  • @JohannFollert
    @JohannFollert 2 місяці тому +8

    Soo Meta. Love the retro vibe. Well done. Looks like you had fun!

  • @keeranl3087
    @keeranl3087 2 місяці тому +12

    This shit is JJJJUUUST MY SPEED LMAO YOURE HILARIOUS

  • @carterwallenius
    @carterwallenius 2 місяці тому +1

    The best student film I’ve seen out of Depaul in months

  • @mazzak
    @mazzak 2 місяці тому +4

    The fucking alarm clock and wake up montage

  • @RockNRecipes
    @RockNRecipes Місяць тому

    Yes! It’s always a full-length story cut down to heck just to squeeze it into a tiny runtime. Had my fair share of these mistakes!

  • @Soulr
    @Soulr 2 місяці тому +2

    This made me laugh so much. Hilarious execution.

  • @subijoyacharya3189
    @subijoyacharya3189 Місяць тому +1

    Man the drug induced colour was so spot on. The carefree use copyright music so spot on.

  • @jear.online
    @jear.online Місяць тому

    Not the being high on drug scene!!! hahahahaaha

  • @sirpsychosussy
    @sirpsychosussy 2 місяці тому +3

    the pace of my writing after one edgar wright film

  •  Місяць тому +2

    Literally he´s Scott Pilgrim, and she Ramona Flowers.

  • @ADSNavarro
    @ADSNavarro Місяць тому +1

    I feel called out

  • @infectedgoat7775
    @infectedgoat7775 Місяць тому +1

    Yes! FADE IN: ALARM CLOCK. Every time!
    When I was in film school our professor said we would get kicked out of the program if there was one single shot of an EMPTY SWING on a playground. Especially if it was blowing listlessly in the wind at 48 fps.

  • @dravencold
    @dravencold 22 дні тому

    Laura, this is hilarious, and I hope you continue to make movies.

  • @gingerboiii_tt
    @gingerboiii_tt Місяць тому +1

    The million needle drops is so real

  • @rodrigotorquat
    @rodrigotorquat Місяць тому +1

    LOL, this is peak comedy in my opinion. Simple and effective 😂

  • @IKMSITSTIA
    @IKMSITSTIA 2 місяці тому +11

    You captured it dude

  • @SillyiswhereXanagoes
    @SillyiswhereXanagoes 2 місяці тому +8

    I love Scott pilgrim

  • @thecloverface
    @thecloverface Місяць тому +1

    I really hope that you got an A+ for this

  • @elsewhere_ash
    @elsewhere_ash 2 місяці тому +3

    I just gave you an Oscar for this video.

  • @brandnamepending4817
    @brandnamepending4817 Місяць тому +2

    i laughed so hard at the herion tablets

  • @mottavisuals
    @mottavisuals Місяць тому +1

    This is gold

  • @gabrielastein13
    @gabrielastein13 Місяць тому +1

    the alarm clock lmao

  • @useless_muse5874
    @useless_muse5874 2 місяці тому +12

    Banger ending🔥

  • @xbittrrr_
    @xbittrrr_ Місяць тому

    Stop this is seriously giving early *2010s* student short film vibes and I'm here for it !! I'm not the only one who sees this right??

  • @jawhoney
    @jawhoney Місяць тому

    Good job guys

  • @matthewdixon3694
    @matthewdixon3694 Місяць тому

    I feel personally attacked

  • @royedking
    @royedking 2 місяці тому +3

    Actual absolute cinema

  • @MrIanWebb
    @MrIanWebb Місяць тому

    Damn, Equate is going hard now. Good for them.

  • @carlinsafrit3040
    @carlinsafrit3040 Місяць тому

    bonus points for the inclusion of the teeth brushing shot 😭

  • @dumpmuch
    @dumpmuch Місяць тому

    You forgot the ‘camera inside fridge’ shot. And instead of killing yourself, you could have end the film by waking up again like it was all a dream

  • @falseworship
    @falseworship 2 місяці тому +3

    sometimes i regret doing loads of hard substances as a teen and dropping out of highschool bc it means i coulda gone to college and made ass short films

  • @phorisme
    @phorisme 2 місяці тому +2

    Certainement pas le seul Fronçais ici, mais bravo:^)) je crois que la fin m'a

  • @lucapaluca8537
    @lucapaluca8537 Місяць тому

    Well thought out shots! Great film!

  • @silviafrancess
    @silviafrancess Місяць тому

    the pov shot over the ledge 😭

  • @themysteriousdude757
    @themysteriousdude757 Місяць тому

    This feels Scott Pilgrim inspired 😭

  • @stu9000
    @stu9000 Місяць тому

    This is significant;t better than many of the student short films I mark.

  • @HbergKleins
    @HbergKleins Місяць тому

    ironically the tounge-and-cheek "every student film" short film is also a massive cliche in student films.

  • @hareeshscifi13
    @hareeshscifi13 Місяць тому

    The distortion effect lmao

  • @henikalucas
    @henikalucas 2 місяці тому +4

    i love the ending