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“My crops and livelihood were destroyed in a storm” “My cat got hit by a car and died” “I almost drowned due to dolphins attacking me” “I lost at chess once”
I don’t know if I should be more concerned about how dumb this plot is, or that you somehow managed to remember all the different scenarios in the game
I heard that according to the official Balan lore book, the reason the chess guy lost his mind is because that was supposedly his last chess game… and his wife had cancer… This is not the weirdest part of the book.
To add onto this, as someone who made the questionable choice to buy both the game and the novel, the dude got so obsessed with winning at chess that he basically wasn't there for his terminally ill wife during her last days, and that's why he's so messed up about it in the novel-verse. So that happened! And no, this is not the weirdest part of the book. Balan letting everyone remember Wonderworld and each other made a time loop. I have discussed this extensively with my friend (and hostage) Jun. I have spent far too many hours contemplating this bad, bad fucking game.
To be fair, the lack of real dialogue in the game means it’s all up to interpretation. I think what this guy’s story was meant to be about was a prodigy who let his ego get the best of him, but when he sees someone else developing a passion for chess he begins to sympathize and want to pass on the torch. Instead we get Jawsh with purple hair
Nah, they put all the dialogue in a companion novel so we do actually know. Chess mattered so much to him that he missed his wife's last moments before dying of cancer, and didn't even win the match that he was playing. At the end he let the kid win, to show he's gotten over the obsession.
you know I really wonder what point they did give up. Clearly there was some kind of passion here at some point. Just... Not exactly the best dev team, as the results show. Like they couldnt have rushed this game right? Its not like this is a big franchise that NEEDED to be that years big spring title.
This game is beautiful We have a story about a little girl mourning her cat's death, a child being scared of her friend dolphin because it has almost accidently drown her, a woman losing both of her parents and forgetting how it is to love someone, a hard working farmer losing everything he has worked for essentially going bankrupt And then we have this guy
Tbf once you actually get to know his story, it's still pretty touching. Where he's a great prodigy who gets obsessed with Chess, but then misses his wife's last moments who is dying of cancer, while not even winning the match that caused him to miss it. He then gets over it, and at the end he's actually letting the kid win. Granted though, they kinda failed to communicate that effectively lol.
@@Ridlay_ I say this as someone who reads/watches the supplemental DrakenNieR content, this games story is an absolute joke. There's doing something like Taro does where you reveal many large aspects of deeper storytelling and context through supplemental material that enrich the world that you already had a grasp on. In Balan the game itself has zero readable plot, there's no dialogue whatsoever the cutscenes are absolutely incoherent and nothing makes remote sense, things just happen and you're meant to look at the pretty colors and just accept that. There's having sizable amounts of lore within outside material and then there's completely cutting out the actual story from the game itself so you can sell it back to the player for extra. Absolutely none of that was conveyed by those cutscenes, calling this game an utter trashfire would be a disservice to trashfire, at least they provide warmth in the cold.
To be fair, If you pause to look at the board he actually let the kid win. Though I don't blame you for not pausing on a board shown for 2 seconds in a subpar game. Edit: I have no clue why my observation about the chess guy in Balan wonderla- wonderworld got so many likes.
@@QuokkaWaka Yeah, the “moment of growth” is he’s no longer defining his entire life on his ability to win chess. And in most other stories this story would work. But Balan managed to fuck up a really simple story somehow.
The funniest part is that in the official Novel, it's revealed that the guy went all insane Not only due to obsessing over his losses, but also the fact that his wife was dying of cancer. (And yet the game just dumbs it down to 'loses chess once'. Lmao.) And of course this is just the tip of the iceberg, as the novel also has weird time shenanigans, such as the girl with the cat turning out to be a younger version of the princess that Drea-- the clown guy had a crush on I'm not making this up.
You know, it helps when you don't put 90% of the games non-existent plot inside of a novel since people usually know that adaptations barely share the same story.
@@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 lets just say there are multiple people in the competitive league of Super Smash Bros that have certain tastes and got exposed
Never once does the montage show that he’s beating other people. It just shows him knocking chess pieces everywhere. Then when someone says “wanna play a game?” He loses and has a melt down
@@Ridlay_ I mean if you're talking about the dead wife thing, there's no indication he's supposed to be married in the game 🤷♀️ I don't think it's fair to say it's "the full story" if that information is contained in another medium entirely
@@casperrabbit7254 That’s the entire point. They had this story for him that is considered canon and the game does an absolutely terrible job of communicating it, so what it actually is versus how it appears is vastly different.
Despite the cutscene showing that he loses on purpose to make the kid feel better. It's honestly so much funnier to me that what they thought was the exact *opposite* that I can't imagine him not bullying children
I think the real point of that guys suffering was "I was unbeatable, the best in the world. and suddenly I got defeated" And the ending was like "Well. I think I can now realise that this is not the end of the world, and I can bring happines to the kids teaching them. Even losing is not so bad after all"
I feel like Balan could've been a really good game, dealing with depression and overcoming lifes bullshit But then it . . . just . . . (Gameplay was barely even existed) (Story . . . was even less present) (It got fucking weird, like fast)
The novelization goes into depth on this guy which explains his reaction better. He lost against a child, and he didn't lose legitimately, he lost on purpose because he didn't want to quash the kid's enthusiasm for the game. However, he ended up being widely ridiculed for this 'embarrassing loss' in a nasty instance of 'no good deed goes unpunished', and THAT is how he lost his heart and had his breakdown.
@CoolTurtle51 yeah, this game was HELD BACK in every way by the truly stupid decision to make it a simple game for young children. The story is both creative as hell and amazing, and also somewhat deep and heartwarming, and the novelization is 150% worth picking up... moreso than the GAME is.
That and what didn't help matters was getting news of his wife dying of cancer and not being there due to his thirst of becoming a Chessmaster and wanting younger folks to get into it with the same passion he carries
@@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 I (as well as most others in this whole comment section I assume) enjoyed alpha's video on the game but I would never want to play it myself
@@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 I'm trying not to sound condescending or anything but who the fuck gave you that? I'm not the type of guy to judge another's taste in games since I find games like Spore fun But still it feels like an april fools prank than a christmas gift
iben bias : i lost my parents fiona demetrias : i felt betrayed by my dolphin friend yuri brand : everyone treated me like a freak cass milligan : lost my beloved cat cal suresh : SOMEONE BEAT ME AT CHESS !!!
@@casperrabbit7254 They are connected. The book explains pretty much everything about the game. Don’t get me wrong it’s fucking stupid but they’re connected no matter what we say.
fun fact this was his last game. apparently he was so drunk on dueling people he didn’t realize his wife had terminal cancer. this hit him hard and ending on a loss simply accelerated his rage. l + cope harder
Isn't that the path of every competitive game player, though? You rise to the top, fall off, then bully children to make yourself feel better?...No? Just me?...oh...
I can’t believe a game with lore such as a little girl and a clown traveling through time and space and end up in a wonderworld,(nice) and meet each other this causing a time loop because the clown became friends with the girl so she applies for the job of the place the clown will work at(the clown is from the future I guess) just so she can meet him again, and gets the job as an actress, which the clown has feelings for but can’t tell her, thus sending him back to wonderland where he meets the little girl again and creates a timeloop, has “Shit I lost at Chess” as a backstory.
@@thomasd3104 I’m sorry but what? I require explanation. I know about the girl who’s parents died but when was it implied that Cass(Little girl) killed her parents? I honestly need to know.
i just want to have fun in the real game and master duel but everyone just uses the same 1 meta decks that either dont let the opponent play or summon so many time it takes like 15 minutes wish we had a 3 minute max timer with NO PAUSE
This is legit how Anime presents a lot of the "Intellectual" activities "Hmph... He's switching the chord from Minor to Major... He learned well... But he's going to have to do better if he wants to defeat me!" - A real thing that actual pianists say to themselves, legit, no scam.
i love how the problems range from "a farmer gets his cornfield destroyed" to "a dolphin tries to murder a girl" to "my entire fucking family died" to "i losed at chess once"
Granted I know nothing of the context, but to me it looks like the guy loses, has some kind of existential/self esteem crisis, then meets a child interested in chess, and finds a humbler genuine happiness in introducing the children to chess. Seems pretty wholesome to me.
idk why but im obsessed with this video and keep coming back to rewatch it. it keeps coming up in the reccomended tab and i just have to watch it, its not a gut buster to me or anything, gets a mild chuckle, idk man
Honestly, if I were that talented, I wouldn't even care that I lost only once. Now, if it becomes something completely constant, then there's definitely a problem.
It's extremely baffling how the cut-scenes in this game explain shit all about the characters and they want you to buy the novel to figure out what the fuck is even going on. Also the dance sequences. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Man.. this game could’ve been good. Adding dialogue, fixing some gameplay and not hiding the best parts of the game behind difficult achievements is all that was needed to make it work It’s beautiful graphics wise and I’m so mad the rest of the game wasn’t as good as those graphics :(
![ПОЛНАЯ ИСТОРИЯ ЭКЗОРЦИЗМА [Топ Сикрет]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qBySr6Bt0B8/mqdefault.jpg)
"is that a love interest or a child, God I hope it's not both" is probably the greatest line I'll hear all week
Well they are in france
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@@randomguyonyt6060 thanks for letting me know i guess
fair question to ask when you got your start in smash
imagine losing exactly once at chess
Losing exactly once in chess sounds like a Dr. Doofenshmirtz backstory
@America's Favorite Minigame! It's simple: just eat your enemy's pieces while they aren't looking.
yooo it's a wild hd
@@destruktow5891 really??????
is it a shiny HD?
@@HD-gz2ge well given the fact that male byleth doesn't exist i'd say yes
This has the same energy as ">Gets critiziced once • >Fucking dies"
I love that image
"LETS HAVE A POLITICAL DEBATE"
"What? No."
First guy dies of cringe
Max0r sums this up
Isn't that the plot of Ratatouille
@@beansat3am more or less, yeah pretty much
Bro has little red rood as his profile 💀
> Looses once in chess
> Beats a kid to feel better
Unfathomably based.
@Schrunkley evil version “One death is a tragedy, millions are a statistic.”
Beats a kid could have two different meanings
he loses and then he starts beating the crap out of kids
he actually lost to a kid on purpose
@@maaax5092 build up the child's confidence to tear it down in the future?
Somehow even more based.
“My crops and livelihood were destroyed in a storm”
“My cat got hit by a car and died”
“I almost drowned due to dolphins attacking me”
“I lost at chess once”
I don’t know if I should be more concerned about how dumb this plot is, or that you somehow managed to remember all the different scenarios in the game
@@bluerious5475 to be fair that are only three
"I got artist's block"
"People litter"
"My fucking parents died and I can't love anymore"
"I can't fly :("
"And I have really ugly green hair :("
sometimes the only path to success is bullying
That's like the politician who shot the other guy, then went to the meeting and declared, "My opponent refuses to debate me!"
So basically, LeafyIsHere
Sigma grindset rule number #369
@@penelopegreene I mean he's technically right, morally fucked but still right
@scale Be gone
I heard that according to the official Balan lore book, the reason the chess guy lost his mind is because that was supposedly his last chess game… and his wife had cancer… This is not the weirdest part of the book.
THE COULD'VE PUT THAT IN THE GAME
@@anna48792 no no, you need to have to pay for an extra thing for you to read to then understand the "story"
To add onto this, as someone who made the questionable choice to buy both the game and the novel, the dude got so obsessed with winning at chess that he basically wasn't there for his terminally ill wife during her last days, and that's why he's so messed up about it in the novel-verse. So that happened!
And no, this is not the weirdest part of the book.
Balan letting everyone remember Wonderworld and each other made a time loop. I have discussed this extensively with my friend (and hostage) Jun. I have spent far too many hours contemplating this bad, bad fucking game.
@@AuraOfANobody YOOOOO IT'S ANOTHER GARNET
Also that's really interesting!
@@anna48792 You can say that for everything in the book.
I like how his character arc was "Thanks, I'm gonna take my ego down a notch"
Actually a interesting arc, but if there was some fucking dialogue it'd be better
He learned well from the chain chomp
@@Shiny_7413 you mean the bullet bill
@@DeltaBlazin oh yea, I couldn't remember which one it was so I hoped I was right lol
Keep on gaming, but never become arrogant
To be fair, the lack of real dialogue in the game means it’s all up to interpretation. I think what this guy’s story was meant to be about was a prodigy who let his ego get the best of him, but when he sees someone else developing a passion for chess he begins to sympathize and want to pass on the torch. Instead we get Jawsh with purple hair
Nah, they put all the dialogue in a companion novel so we do actually know. Chess mattered so much to him that he missed his wife's last moments before dying of cancer, and didn't even win the match that he was playing. At the end he let the kid win, to show he's gotten over the obsession.
@@maromania7 Gotta love how they don’t even bring up the wife at all ingame
@@FizzyChalice great writing
@@maromania7 bullshit. None of that is implied in the game
@@sptflcrw8583 yeah thats why they said “the novel”
*Beats a kid at chess*
“Never lost my touch”
Beats a kid with chess
"Nice, I still got it"
Still got the moves
I like to imagine that this is the point where the devs gave up
That's implying that they even tried.
you know I really wonder what point they did give up. Clearly there was some kind of passion here at some point. Just... Not exactly the best dev team, as the results show. Like they couldnt have rushed this game right? Its not like this is a big franchise that NEEDED to be that years big spring title.
I'd say that they gave up before they even started development
Actually, the title screen was the llast point of effort
nah, it was when that got to the firefighter.
"He lost once and he literally starts bullying children"
Sounds like Jacob and Smash.
This should be top comment💀
Nah he let the children win
Who’s Jacob?
@@jinhunterslay1638 Alpharad
How did he lose once? Did he fly too close to the sun?
This game is beautiful
We have a story about a little girl mourning her cat's death, a child being scared of her friend dolphin because it has almost accidently drown her, a woman losing both of her parents and forgetting how it is to love someone, a hard working farmer losing everything he has worked for essentially going bankrupt
And then we have this guy
Tbf once you actually get to know his story, it's still pretty touching. Where he's a great prodigy who gets obsessed with Chess, but then misses his wife's last moments who is dying of cancer, while not even winning the match that caused him to miss it. He then gets over it, and at the end he's actually letting the kid win. Granted though, they kinda failed to communicate that effectively lol.
@@Ridlay_ I mean yeah it pretty tragic but wanna know what's more tragic
Spending money on the game and novel and the game being crap
@@hierarchyofmood1220 TRUE lol
He never lost a chess match and his first defeat was at a final that was worth money
His wife also Died because of cancer btw
@@Ridlay_
I say this as someone who reads/watches the supplemental DrakenNieR content, this games story is an absolute joke.
There's doing something like Taro does where you reveal many large aspects of deeper storytelling and context through supplemental material that enrich the world that you already had a grasp on.
In Balan the game itself has zero readable plot, there's no dialogue whatsoever the cutscenes are absolutely incoherent and nothing makes remote sense, things just happen and you're meant to look at the pretty colors and just accept that.
There's having sizable amounts of lore within outside material and then there's completely cutting out the actual story from the game itself so you can sell it back to the player for extra.
Absolutely none of that was conveyed by those cutscenes, calling this game an utter trashfire would be a disservice to trashfire, at least they provide warmth in the cold.
To be fair, If you pause to look at the board he actually let the kid win. Though I don't blame you for not pausing on a board shown for 2 seconds in a subpar game.
Edit: I have no clue why my observation about the chess guy in Balan wonderla- wonderworld got so many likes.
You don't have to, you can see from his gestures that he allowed the kid to win, they were probably either laughing too hard or just kidding
Balan Wonderland was NOT a sub-par game. Edit: Wait shit Balan Wonderworld
@@nyoombaroomba straight up underground-par
@@DanParre yes, it was very below-par
@@QuokkaWaka Yeah, the “moment of growth” is he’s no longer defining his entire life on his ability to win chess. And in most other stories this story would work. But Balan managed to fuck up a really simple story somehow.
I mean, what else do you do when you lose once at chess?
Play Balan Wonderworld
You invade Europe
become a batman villain
Eat your opponent
There will be blood
this is like a backstory doofenshmirtz would tell before revealing his inator
At least doofenshmirtz's Backstory is way better than whatever the hell is this
Ah, Perry The Platypus, prepare to see my En-Passant-inator! It allows me to beat people at chess in the whole Tri-State Area!
And the guy who beated him was probably his brother.
bro the whole game is just a Doof backstory, like "You see parry I was forced to play Balan, and now I never want to look at a game ever again!"
Naw, Doof's backstories are actually tragic
Smash Online summarized. First you get into Elite, lose once, then bully Little Timmy trying to play on Playground Mode after he gets out of School.
I have never seen a truer explanation of what Smash Online does to a person.
I've gotta hand it to square, as bad as Balan Wonderworld was, it sure does have a recognizable artstyle
That's bc the character designer is the guy who made Sonic the Hedgehog and Nights Into Dreams' artstyles. He's really good at his craft.
He should go freelance and sell character designs.
Yeah, these cutscenes are great, it just really sucks that the rest of the game was such a terrible idea.
@@dethhollow cutscenes look great just don't really tell the player what they are meant to say/convey
this looks like one of squares pre final fantasy games
The funniest part is that in the official Novel, it's revealed that the guy went all insane Not only due to obsessing over his losses, but also the fact that his wife was dying of cancer. (And yet the game just dumbs it down to 'loses chess once'. Lmao.)
And of course this is just the tip of the iceberg, as the novel also has weird time shenanigans, such as the girl with the cat turning out to be a younger version of the princess that Drea-- the clown guy had a crush on I'm not making this up.
You know, it helps when you don't put 90% of the games non-existent plot inside of a novel since people usually know that adaptations barely share the same story.
Too bad he didn’t win against the children, he let them win
We don’t care if it’s here
@@jonkestol4474 Surprisingly it's a good video
Yeah good video or not botting is annoying
"Is that a love interest or a child?"
"God, I hope is not both."
We should be thankful he doesn't play Smash
Shhhh oh I felt that
remember when prominent smash youtubers were outed as pedophiles a d half of them came back a year later
After reading another comment I finally understand it.
@@somethingsomething3595 i don't get it
@@nickspencerfishingrodd2383 lets just say there are multiple people in the competitive league of Super Smash Bros that have certain tastes and got exposed
Never once does the montage show that he’s beating other people. It just shows him knocking chess pieces everywhere. Then when someone says “wanna play a game?” He loses and has a melt down
He was playing with himself and couldn't bear the fact that other chess players existed.
@@sloft-70 LOLLL
Chest is so dumb that the simple concept of other players existing destroyed him. Why would ANYONE else be dumb enough to play this game?!
He played Ohio Chess
@@Garl_Vinlandshutup
“Oh man, I lost once at chess… time for my VILLAIN ARC”
The difference between the actual story and how it appears with this cutscene is crazy.
Imagine losing in chess once
Idk man, I feel like this conveys the fact he's a sore loser with a bad temper kinda well 🤷♀️
@@casperrabbit7254 That's not even close to his full story lol.
@@Ridlay_ I mean if you're talking about the dead wife thing, there's no indication he's supposed to be married in the game 🤷♀️ I don't think it's fair to say it's "the full story" if that information is contained in another medium entirely
@@casperrabbit7254 That’s the entire point. They had this story for him that is considered canon and the game does an absolutely terrible job of communicating it, so what it actually is versus how it appears is vastly different.
Despite the cutscene showing that he loses on purpose to make the kid feel better. It's honestly so much funnier to me that what they thought was the exact *opposite* that I can't imagine him not bullying children
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They theorize on that before they show him losing on purpose and I agree, it makes for a way funnier conclusion (not unrealistic either)
This is just like me when I lose in Garfield Kart for the 3DS except the children are slightly smaller and undeveloped
Can't relate, have never played chess and never will
Which means i've never lost and instantly makes me better than all chess players
So we are evenly matched then..... its your move.
Haha so you think you are good I'm not even sure how all the pieces move which means I am even better at not playing chess
@@smokyoderpsiau i dont even know what the pieces are
I'd say "checkmate" but i don't know what that means
@@just0_ *bows to the true king of not playing chess*
@@just0_ i dont even know about chess until now
The “he watched queens gambit once and put grandmaster in his twitter bio” had me fucking rolling
I saw the title as “loses nose”, and now I really wanted to see that.
L shaped nose
@@eyitsaperson he looks jewish
@@eyitsaperson Oy vey
this is the equivalent of IRL smurfing.
yes this was the word i was looking for 🤣
I think the real point of that guys suffering was
"I was unbeatable, the best in the world. and suddenly I got defeated"
And the ending was like
"Well. I think I can now realise that this is not the end of the world, and I can bring happines to the kids teaching them. Even losing is not so bad after all"
yeah but what they shot us is
*BAM*
*KABOOM*
*JIJIJA*
*ANGER*
*DEMON MODE*
*i forgor*
Me activo torre
Sigma grind set: cheat in chess, rage when you lose once, then bully children.
this guy has probably moved a chess piece with his schnoz atleast once
ayo?
"He lost once so he literally starts bullying children."
Lmaooo
He lost once and just starts beating kids for their lunch money and to beat them in chess!
it's like Pokemon, except it's chess
I think absolutely clowning on little kids whenever your ego comes in jeopardy is an outstanding fallback strategy
He turned into a Sonic main after that
Ah damn, we couldn’t change his heart back? How tragic.
I feel like Balan could've been a really good game, dealing with depression and overcoming lifes bullshit
But then it . . . just . . .
(Gameplay was barely even existed)
(Story . . . was even less present)
(It got fucking weird, like fast)
The novelization goes into depth on this guy which explains his reaction better.
He lost against a child, and he didn't lose legitimately, he lost on purpose because he didn't want to quash the kid's enthusiasm for the game.
However, he ended up being widely ridiculed for this 'embarrassing loss' in a nasty instance of 'no good deed goes unpunished', and THAT is how he lost his heart and had his breakdown.
Man they totally dropped the ball telling that story ingame.
Gee golly gosh, thank goodness this amazing game conveyed that point and made it clear that THAT was what they were trying to say!
@CoolTurtle51 yeah, this game was HELD BACK in every way by the truly stupid decision to make it a simple game for young children.
The story is both creative as hell and amazing, and also somewhat deep and heartwarming, and the novelization is 150% worth picking up... moreso than the GAME is.
That and what didn't help matters was getting news of his wife dying of cancer and not being there due to his thirst of becoming a Chessmaster and wanting younger folks to get into it with the same passion he carries
isn't the part where he loses purposefully to the kid after you resolve the issue and mend his heart or something?
*"He lost once and started bullying children!"* Best sentence ever spoken.
Say what you will
But this game was an acid trip and I enjoyed every second of it
At least someone enjoyed it.
@@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 I (as well as most others in this whole comment section I assume) enjoyed alpha's video on the game but I would never want to play it myself
@@Irish_Enderman I might play it. I actually got it for Christmas.
@@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 interesting choice for a Christmas present,
Well I hope you get some enjoyment out of it!
@@hypnospaceoutlaw3376 I'm trying not to sound condescending or anything but who the fuck gave you that?
I'm not the type of guy to judge another's taste in games since I find games like Spore fun
But still it feels like an april fools prank than a christmas gift
0:42 you can hear ness quietly going PK FIRE in the background
iben bias : i lost my parents
fiona demetrias : i felt betrayed by my dolphin friend
yuri brand : everyone treated me like a freak
cass milligan : lost my beloved cat
cal suresh : SOMEONE BEAT ME AT CHESS !!!
if i get recommended this one more time i swear
edit: im still going to watch it
same
he looks like the clash royale goblin
Theres also a goblin at 0:34
Oh look. Ganondorf as human!
“Is that a love interest or a child? God I hope it’s not both…” me watching anime
I love this character tbh
Like there's no angst
No tragedy
Just rage 🤣
Yes I've read the book, it sucked
I thank you for your sacrifice of reading the book.
@@furgel7717 Thank you, I lost several brain cells in the process 😩
Other then the fact that the dudes wife died. Though tbh the story still sucks ass
@@sorakh4119 That would sure suck if the book and game canons were in any way connected 🤣
Personally I see them as being separate canons
@@casperrabbit7254 They are connected. The book explains pretty much everything about the game. Don’t get me wrong it’s fucking stupid but they’re connected no matter what we say.
I remember watching the whole thing. Loved the commentary and laughed way too hard!
Is that Quandale Dingle's cousin? 😭💀
I forgot about that meme
fun fact this was his last game. apparently he was so drunk on dueling people he didn’t realize his wife had terminal cancer. this hit him hard and ending on a loss simply accelerated his rage.
l + cope harder
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Isn't that the path of every competitive game player, though? You rise to the top, fall off, then bully children to make yourself feel better?...No? Just me?...oh...
There was a icarly episode based on that
A chef lost to the icarly crew and becomes depressed and he finds joy in beating kids at wrestling
In his entire life, he only lost once. Although that may seem impressive, he only played 3 games
I thought this was a mobile game ad.
There's a joke about Xehanort to be made here
this is an actual documentary about smurfing in videogames
*This guy has crystal clearly never played Kahoot to know how it feels like to have your streak broken and lose to some other kid*
From the body language, I think it’s pretty clear that he lets the kid win.
not really. could be interpreted as "oh, I guess I won, haha" and the kid was like only halfway in the frame.
@@callmecharlie4250 Maybe.
@@callmecharlie4250 thats oh I interpret it
@@callmecharlie4250 yeah, and when you barely see the kid, he looks like he is pumping his fist like “dangit! I lost”
Okay but if you watch the set you can see he put his King at mercy of the enemy Knight.
I love bullying children when I lose once! I may be flying too close to the sun, but at least I'm gatekeeping!
I can’t believe a game with lore such as a little girl and a clown traveling through time and space and end up in a wonderworld,(nice) and meet each other this causing a time loop because the clown became friends with the girl so she applies for the job of the place the clown will work at(the clown is from the future I guess) just so she can meet him again, and gets the job as an actress, which the clown has feelings for but can’t tell her, thus sending him back to wonderland where he meets the little girl again and creates a timeloop, has “Shit I lost at Chess” as a backstory.
Also that same girl is heavily implied to have killed another character’s parents.
@@thomasd3104 I’m sorry but what? I require explanation. I know about the girl who’s parents died but when was it implied that Cass(Little girl) killed her parents? I honestly need to know.
@@Killmerightnow The car crash Cass thought killed her cat is how the parents died, yes.
Your video will make a fine addition to my "UA-cam algorithm strikes again" collection
Played yugioh before and lost once, I absolutely did this 👁👄👁
to be fair some yugioh decks and cards are broken as hell
@@OneNerdyAce you’re fucking right
i just want to have fun in the real game and master duel but everyone just uses the same 1 meta decks that either dont let the opponent play or summon so many time it takes like 15 minutes wish we had a 3 minute max timer with NO PAUSE
@@sundownchild5012 use a kaiju deck, you can have fun AND ruin everyone’s strategy
@@redhood2594 is it expensive and if its yes then no
This is legit how Anime presents a lot of the "Intellectual" activities
"Hmph... He's switching the chord from Minor to Major... He learned well... But he's going to have to do better if he wants to defeat me!" - A real thing that actual pianists say to themselves, legit, no scam.
Alpharad after he won the coin flip against Jaiden
this entire 45 minute video is still worth every second
When the guys eyes go red it gives me "Im tired of being good' energy
i love how the problems range from "a farmer gets his cornfield destroyed" to "a dolphin tries to murder a girl" to "my entire fucking family died" to "i losed at chess once"
"what's up guys, quandale Dingle here."
Bro looks like a Minecraft villager 💀💀💀
Bro looks like quandale
"He lost once so he literally just starts bullying children."
Sounds like Charlie! XD
This will never stop appearing in my home page
It's a shame this is from Balan Wonderworld since graphically this cutscene looks really good.
He lost one game and became the villain to destroy Hyrule.
I know he intentionally let the kids win but your idea is funnier lul
It's like having a bad day until you eat and feel better.
remember if your about to lose use the ballistic Tennison gambit to ensure all of humanity loses
We are so fortunate that GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh decided to do a tutorial video on that move!
''He lost once and start bullying children''
Granted I know nothing of the context, but to me it looks like the guy loses, has some kind of existential/self esteem crisis, then meets a child interested in chess, and finds a humbler genuine happiness in introducing the children to chess. Seems pretty wholesome to me.
idk why but im obsessed with this video and keep coming back to rewatch it.
it keeps coming up in the reccomended tab and i just have to watch it, its not a gut buster to me or anything, gets a mild chuckle, idk man
Imagine being such a bad loser that you transform in a monster just bc you lost ONCE
Isn't that literally the plot of an iCarly episode? They beat some chef in a cook off so he starts beating up children in karate
Human squidward
Idk why but some of the balan moments sound like a doofenshmirtz backstory
"BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS, THE LOSE ONCE AT CHESS-INATOR"
As a chess player, I can confirm I fight my 4 year old cousin and crush him
To be fair history wise it makes sense
He is so cocky about winning all the time that Losing once is enough to make him mald
Honestly, if I were that talented, I wouldn't even care that I lost only once. Now, if it becomes something completely constant, then there's definitely a problem.
An egotist who rages after losing once and only feels better after beating children in a game? Did you mean Seto Kaiba
"he beats a kid in chess so now he feels better"
The "Is that a kid or a lover? God, I hope it's not both" line got me 😂
It's extremely baffling how the cut-scenes in this game explain shit all about the characters and they want you to buy the novel to figure out what the fuck is even going on.
Also the dance sequences. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Women during childbirth get to experience 1% of the pain when losing at chess once.
**looses once in chess**
**beats a child to feel better**
Misha vs Anatoly Karpov flashbacks
Just rewatched the balan wonderla- wonderWORLD video just for content like this
Man.. this game could’ve been good. Adding dialogue, fixing some gameplay and not hiding the best parts of the game behind difficult achievements is all that was needed to make it work
It’s beautiful graphics wise and I’m so mad the rest of the game wasn’t as good as those graphics :(
What is the game name
@@HomemPedido balan wonderworld i believe
It's so cool how even though they couldn't get the league of legends license, they still kept this story line, even if edited heavily
"this guy has watched queen's gambit once and puts grandmaster in his tinder bio" LMAOOOOO
is no one mentioning how he went up against a literal chad
This gives powerful mobile ad *energy*
chess guy *looses once starts bullying children*
gamers: "first time?"
A bittersweet tale.