My favorite joke ive heard.... I took my chameleon to the veterinarian because he wasnt able to change colors anymore. The veterinarian said he had areptile disfunction.
Swiftor looks like you got a good group of people going in here iv been watching your content for a while now there's a lot that has made me laugh so hard I have just about fell out of my chair keep up the good work and maybe I one day can join in your shenanigans looks like fun 😂😂 have a good night or day be safe and stay steady
20:08 This is actually a very funny joke but it's too long for hide and joke and his delivery was poor, I've heard it before in a UA-cam short by Jokenskits
3 bald men walk into a barber shop first guy says i just want a little of the top and the barber says sir your already bald i cant cut anymore off the bald man storms out. second man asks if he can get a mohawk and his barber says sir i cant do that your already bald that bald man storms out 3rd brother looks to his barber and says ill have the usual Jim so Jim turns on his clippers and begins to "cut his hair" the man gives Jim 100 dollars and says thanks Jim see you next week the first two barbers look at Jim in shock as Jim holds up his crisp 100 bill and says there not just bald there blind too!!!!
I don't know you or what you've been through, but you matter. I grew up in church always hearing about God but I decided to do my own thing. Smoking weed and chasing girls, among other things. I did it for years and I was depressed for years..but one day a little while after being arrested and not even touching weed for a while, I lost control of my body. While still being fully conscious, God started speaking to me and He said "follow me or die." He scared me straight, for years I had the opportunity to accept Jesus as Lord but I never did, so God had to wake me up. After all these years I'm glad God said what He said. It was like someone pushing another person out of the way of a speeding car, to the person that was pushed it might seem rude.. but after that person gets a hold of themselves and looks back, they will realize that they needed to be pushed. Jesus Christ loves you and so do I. God bless you
After the first three jokes got voted I just ended the video, because that third joke was dog shxt and still got voted yes, L fanbase because the first two jokes were fire and got down voted
It's not an L fanbase because you have a different sense of humor. Everyone is Different, and you're not a dictator over what can be considered funny, this is an L on your part my guy
Has anyone else noticed but me that every time swifter laughs at a joke everybody vote for it but when he doesn't say nothing everybody goes against it like they're following his sense of humor think about it and rewatch the video...
I bet if everyone's Mike was off and everyone had to judge everyone with their own opinions this would be a whole different game or if swifter didn't laugh or anything like that then everybody will have their own opinion it just feels like everybody's following everyone else is opinion and don't have their own sense of humor
For example when the guy was running around and got called out and came to swifter swifter started laughing and everybody switched their votes that's why he got more than 70% take another look these people need to make honest votes and not go off of swifters sense of humor. Is it just me that sees this let me know
I feel like when everyone else is laughing then they get a pass but when everybody else hates a joke that's talking that is playing that everybody goes with the narrative it's kind of weird I'm getting boring
@lembobwaii2795 that wasn't the point, love the games he does, but I just had to say that. No one said I didn't like him or his game but people are sheep just like you!!!!
I like when swiftor yells at that one guy and he's like shaking lol I felt soo bad for him
I feel bad for me too
LOL
My favorite joke ive heard....
I took my chameleon to the veterinarian because he wasnt able to change colors anymore. The veterinarian said he had areptile disfunction.
Best quality of entertainment while on a car trip!
Don’t crash
So true 😂
For real
Listen, I think me yelling scared you. Take a moment and relax, and when you're ready, tell your joke. (Takes a moment) Swiftor: Hurry the hell up
They should make a list with jokes on previous episodes that people can ctrl + f search through to stop repeating old ones.
5:19 hes more nervous than b4😂
THE CHAT HAS HORRIBLE TASTE IN JOKES
Helen Keller..."she fought for womens rights" - someone in chat
Me: 😂
Love the concept of this game, too funny!
Swiftor looks like you got a good group of people going in here iv been watching your content for a while now there's a lot that has made me laugh so hard I have just about fell out of my chair keep up the good work and maybe I one day can join in your shenanigans looks like fun 😂😂 have a good night or day be safe and stay steady
I knew I should’ve told a dinosaur joke
I have a good dad joke
When does a joke become a dad joke… when you milk it too much
Bro.... you're definitely not coming back after that one....
This is the SH*T I wait for.
(28:29) did swiftor just change his irl avatar😂
Lmao
In the future we need a Violet Says video 😃
40:02 Cool lookin skin😮😮
I love hide n joke seek!😍
Swiftor was about to say something on the first joke then he just said nothing
Some guy named cookie dough always say no💀
is that the real patty mayo @54:00
This is so good man. Jus found your stream
I'm 47 years old and I love this... how can I play just one game?
I’m sure if you find links to his description , you can find it
I love this content😂😂😂😂
The first one lol
27:13 Roasted Pakistan
Swiftor said
They only say yes when they see swiftor laugh at it
Dam chat has no tast
20:08 This is actually a very funny joke but it's too long for hide and joke and his delivery was poor, I've heard it before in a UA-cam short by Jokenskits
That's where I got it
@@sgjnr At least Swiftor was smart enough to understand it but unfortunately Twitch chat aren't that smart.
@@takahashi2852 yes
Yea and the fact he kept saying “uh”
@@takahashi2852 I don’t get it, I feel dumb lol
Yes
Love u swifty
(SPOILER)
Feels dirty that the skeevy guy won. I would have shot him straight in his cheating face.
Thx for spoiler alert ill read after watching the vd
Well that strait forward but not original 6:09
how do fit 40 Nigerians in a Toyota Prius? you throw in a piece of bread... but how to get em out then? Easy!! just put on the fan!
you talk about how dry these jokes were, yet you just said a joke dryer than your grandmothers coochie
listening to doom soundtrack my man
3 bald men walk into a barber shop first guy says i just want a little of the top and the barber says sir your already bald i cant cut anymore off the bald man storms out.
second man asks if he can get a mohawk and his barber says sir i cant do that your already bald that bald man storms out
3rd brother looks to his barber and says ill have the usual Jim so Jim turns on his clippers and begins to "cut his hair" the man gives Jim 100 dollars and says thanks Jim see you next week the first two barbers look at Jim in shock as Jim holds up his crisp 100 bill and says there not just bald there blind too!!!!
yes
how do stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? how? you put velcro on the seeling
Yo @swiftor ! What's up?
I got a little bit inspired by this so I made a couple of my own jokes, would you like to hear them?
dang i hate when ppl in discord talk about the joke while the votes are being casted like.. like who asked?
Hi swiftor ❤❤
It sucks when the chat are snowflakes
No😊
as se can see....the us does not like dark jokes if it does not involve freedom guys with guns against that dark stuff. like in schools. or festivals.
Sorry
No
I don't know you or what you've been through, but you matter. I grew up in church always hearing about God but I decided to do my own thing. Smoking weed and chasing girls, among other things. I did it for years and I was depressed for years..but one day a little while after being arrested and not even touching weed for a while, I lost control of my body. While still being fully conscious, God started speaking to me and He said "follow me or die." He scared me straight, for years I had the opportunity to accept Jesus as Lord but I never did, so God had to wake me up. After all these years I'm glad God said what He said. It was like someone pushing another person out of the way of a speeding car, to the person that was pushed it might seem rude.. but after that person gets a hold of themselves and looks back, they will realize that they needed to be pushed. Jesus Christ loves you and so do I.
God bless you
man how dry are the jokes in this video.
First of all, how's a guy gonna name themselves after a mop and get 4m subs? And how's that mop named guy w/ 4m subs only get like 15k views per vid?
Bruh it doesn’t matter. He gets most of his money from twitch so shut the fuck up.
None of your business, leave if you are not interested
@@CloudSaika simp harder for your daddy
First
After the first three jokes got voted I just ended the video, because that third joke was dog shxt and still got voted yes, L fanbase because the first two jokes were fire and got down voted
It's not an L fanbase because you have a different sense of humor. Everyone is Different, and you're not a dictator over what can be considered funny, this is an L on your part my guy
Has anyone else noticed but me that every time swifter laughs at a joke everybody vote for it but when he doesn't say nothing everybody goes against it like they're following his sense of humor think about it and rewatch the video...
I don't think that's the case... one guy died even though swiftor mentioned i voted yes
You're right there is bias when he likes it or the other way around.
I bet if everyone's Mike was off and everyone had to judge everyone with their own opinions this would be a whole different game or if swifter didn't laugh or anything like that then everybody will have their own opinion it just feels like everybody's following everyone else is opinion and don't have their own sense of humor
For example when the guy was running around and got called out and came to swifter swifter started laughing and everybody switched their votes that's why he got more than 70% take another look these people need to make honest votes and not go off of swifters sense of humor. Is it just me that sees this let me know
I feel like when everyone else is laughing then they get a pass but when everybody else hates a joke that's talking that is playing that everybody goes with the narrative it's kind of weird I'm getting boring
then make your own game and see how that goes, that's always an option
@lembobwaii2795 that wasn't the point, love the games he does, but I just had to say that. No one said I didn't like him or his game but people are sheep just like you!!!!
Yes