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MW2 Hide & Joke Seek - Be funny or else
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- Опубліковано 11 лис 2022
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sup. have to make rules around the jokes bc different platforms have different rules, eg. the orphan jokes are a no go on tiktok - and funnily, I got banned live from tiktok while recording this. (im back now). so yeah, as much as I'd like to be looser about jokes - which are funny because they are at the expense of someone or something - if I wanna do t hese videos at all - i gotta draw a line.
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Understandable but it does suck that these companies do this…
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Absolutely man. There's a reason you drew a line. There's a time and place for those kind of jokes and this just wasn't it. I hope things go better next time and I'm all for you executing people and making an example out of those who cross the line. And I hope you and your family are doing well!
The fact that I’m 23 and this man has been making me laugh since I was in 6th grade
The fact that I’m 23, been playing cod since WaW on ps2 and just found Swiftor a week ago lol wtf.
This shits hilarious 😂
I just started watching yesterday, not even 24 hours and I’m a fan!
Been watching since AW! Loved his content since
@@atlas7820WaW was on PS2?
@@simplekid4328 Yes, World at war Final Front
Anfony was legit feeling the work exhaustion from being caught so much at the end. 😆
Swiftor "Ok, guys, keep it Family friendly."
Everyone in game: "So dicks and sex and murder..."
(Banned)
As someone who is adopted that shit was hilarious 😂
Fr 😂😂😂
Bring no limit jokes back
All the best jokes he warns people not to do them anymore 😢
😂 he can’t he will get banned
Yes pleaaase, they were the best! Money is money, but goddd they were fun.
He won’t because of Gen Z Snowflakes
He’d get cancelled so fast.
I love the delivery for 20:51
Swift: “nowhere?”
“Everywhere!”
Nevermind I misheard it as nowhere, he said “idk, where?”
The amount of patience you have to deal with this is astounding!
These sessions are legitimately Swiftor acting as a cool guidance counselor or gym coach for a bunch of high school kids that are usually really bad but listen to him bc he's the cool one
The trampoline one had me dead af
GG Anthony, you won in my book bro. You did great.
Sniper was itching to call everyones delivery bad the whole game
broo just found your channel again after like 2 years, cool to see your still doing these 👍🏾
I’ve been watching your videos for a while now, I’m really happy to see toy still doing this
Between Liam’s hiding skills and Anthony’s jokes this was legendary 😂
Red and bad for you teeth, A BRICK! LOL best joke
its a dad joke
Let's be honest, Anthony was the true winner and MVP of this video.
bro told unfunny stories
I got such a good one:
What does hide and joke seek and pregnancy have in common?
You die if you fail on the delivery.
He literally said no to swearing, and jokes at the expense of other people, why is everyone so mad lol. If those two things are necessary for you to be funny, you really don't have much material 💀
Funny how all the little kids playing a "mature audiences only" game can't handle the dark humor lol
The little kid asking for the viagra joke was the best so far for me
I feel like all good jokes are banned. Being offensive is a huge part of good comedy.
I agree
Yeah you could tell chat liked the one about the dad killing the dog named onion but for some odd reason they didnt like the joke about being adopted after swiftor said no orphan or adoption jokes even though it was leaning towards 'yes' at first. Kinda rubs me the wrong way. (metaphorically speaking)
Same. But in order for swiftor to get paid; the jokes need to be tamed.
@@ephemeral5298 I understand the cursing but the rest also rubbed me the wrong way
@@smilemore1997 yea imo he should just not do it anymore
Some people who swiftors plays with couldn’t be more annoying
Right. Like the kids were rude. The dude that kept saying “The delivery wasn’t good” was mad annoying. They would talk during the jokes or right before the punchline. Honestly almost made me turn off the video and I’ve never done that to a swiftor video before
That bread joke was such a dad joke lmao 🤣
That mercury and uranis joke was gold 😂
Started followed today because of your shorts you kill me bro lol nice Content
with all these limits most of the good jokes like the jokes that make you not be able to breathe, are gonna be gone.
Basically to survive you have to use dark humor at its max
Lil boy
HUGE W Swift as always
hey swift, big fan. used to watch you a lot back in the original mw2-mw3 days when I was like 5 years old. now I’m 17 and can’t believe you’re still going strong. Keep it up man
Anfony with the risky long jokes bro.
But know how to deliver.
Syrian and Hungrytub are genuinely some of the funniest people both here and in swiftor says. Lowkey top tier
Lmfao these jokes always hit good
Your communities humor is definitely unique (kind of)
Anthony was a machine
Loved the og joke vids so glad to have them back with mw2
It’s the fact I’m adopted and I laughed so hard when he said this 😂 🎉 so glad he lived
Swiftor has to mute everyone else in the party chat on god
They liked the Onion joke but not the B+ joke? That chat is on crack!
underrated, i remember watching your Bo2 Swiftor says along with the Mw3/2
Aye bro ur a winner ^^
To be honest, no limit jokes are better.
But i get that you need to feed your fam to. But com on mate, jokes are jokes for a reason. No need to take m that hard, it's not a dick
Also the joke at 35:51 was so dark MW2 servers had a blackout 🤣
damn kids from 07 were practically born when you started doing this content
There’s always a squeaker trashing jokes like they’re a comedian irl or sum
Some one should have hit them with a Chuck Norris joke…Chuck Norris jokes will always win, for Chuck Norris has never known defeat
1.5 hour damnnnn I’ll try to watch this while studying for chem exam 😅
So when does a joke become a dad joke
When it becomes a parent
"You stole my joke"
Your dad owns Google, huh?
Anthony carried this video lol way to go
You'd think everyone here would kill it during their execution.
if I was playing I'd go with "what's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen, snowballs."
i love watching as the video progresses, swifts volume gradually going up
Oh no swifter dropped his pocket
Putting swiftor saying “come on” on a 2 hour loop for lifting music
The chat has spoken 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥
Im new to this community and i realized.
You got some good dark souls collection
What is your favorite joke?
A: Erwin is sent to jail. In front of him stands a guy with muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger and says: "You are my sex slave from today" and asks: "With or without spit? Erwin: "With spit!" His cellmate yells in response, "Hey Spit, come over here. The new guy wants a threesome!"
B: The luxury liner sinks. Everyone rushes to the boats. One in particular pushes his way forward, so the captain yells, "Stop! We'll take the women first!" The man is amazed: "Do we still have time for that?"
C: What is the difference between a condom and a coffin? Both have a stiffy in them, one goes and the other comes!
D: I woke up in the morning after a hot night, staggered into the bathroom, and when I looked in the mirror, I saw a thread hanging out between my incisors. All I could think was, "Oh Lord, please let it be a tea bag."
Going from 19:20 to 20:20 is nuts 😅😂❤️
Can someone explain this joke to me please
7:55 Genghis Khan wants to be your friend.
I'm pretty sure that that's not a great thing to receive.
That icing joke 😂😂😂😂
My power has been out for like 2 hours and this is the only thing keeping me sane 🙃
Are things doing okay now..?
@@smilemore1997 he died
Bro hid in front of swifter WHILE HE WAS WATCHING HIM
25:28 That kid needs to chill🤦♂️🤣
ATY should win by volume, many told more jokes than the entire lobby.
Updates pushing at different times for different people is definitely a thing.
Me and a friend started the game a couple minutes apart, played a few games partied up, and then we both crashed on the border crossing map -- his game crashed a couple minutes before mine. He got straight back in fine, I got a 300mb update. Once I was back in, we couldn't party up because we were on different versions. He restarted the game a couple of times and the update started downloading the 3rd time
it sucks the way the world changed i remember watching these on bo2 on highjacked and nuke town the no limit jokes were just something else
I wish I could Join one of these lobbies u got some real good jokes to use
Anthony did well telling joke after joke!
i got a joke. A guy drinks to much red bull and dies.
red bull give you wings
😂😂😂
Ohhhh maaaannnn. Anthony winner of the hearts. Wish he would have won... kinda sad about that
The amount of disrespect from some of this kid is unreal man. Dudes kind enough to put you in a youtube video he shouldn't have to tell you 20 times to watch your language and keep the jokes calm anyways love the content swift
I haven't played MWII yet, but it should have hardcore mode. That would make the hide and seek part more challenging as there would be no HUD or red diamonds over their heads
Yes an orphan is no one’s treasure
Bloke walks into a bar and says to the barman “if I can amaze you can I get a free drink”
Batman replies “amaze me? You’ll be hard pushed but go on I’ll entertain it”
The man goes in his pocket and pulls out a little grand piano, out of his other pocket he gets a little 12 inch tall man, the man sits down and plays the piano.
Amazed the barman says “wow you really did amaze me but before you get your free drink tell me how you managed it”
The guy says “behind the pub in the woods is a genie in a lamp, rub it and when the genie comes he will grant you 1 wish”
The barman runs out, finds the lamp and rubs it, out pops the genie and says “what is your wish”
Man says “I want to have 10 million pounds”
The genie grants his wish
When he returns to the pub it’s full of dogs and I mean they are everywhere.
The barman says to the man “hey I asked for 10 million pounds but it’s looks like he gave me 10 million hounds, what’s this all about?”
The man looks him dead in the face and says
“Did I forget to say he was hard of hearing? Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
That was good. I was wondering what the catch was but it was good.
@@unpopulareli7333 one of my favourite jokes being an old man.
Gotta share the good ones
Appreciate the comment.
Going to assume when you got to the end you got the catch line.
10:06 just before killing him it changes to yes
I think the mercury joke went over a lot peoples head. The fact that mercury is in a thermometer.
yeah, something thats kinda common knowledge or should be to most people, I knew that and I'm as dumb as a rock about shit like that.
Thank you for posting Swift! Needed this.
Should do this in tier 1 so that the red dots don’t show up
1:09:02 Of all the jokes that was the only one that made me laugh out loud
I love how he respects the rules regardless of how strongly he feels about the joke
I swear everyone in that lobby had no humor because they were saying no to everyone’s joke
itS alL AboUt thE DEliVeRy - every player
Swiftor: I like the joke, i would use it in a video.
Then proceeds to kill the player.
Anthony is the real winner in my opinion
lots of jokes used in the episode won by simpninja
My dog when i open a bag of chips 19:58
Think you need to review 1hr 2 minutes ishhh 👀👀 NBomb just dropped in there . Love the content
3:18 Sooooooo we’re not gonna ask why he isn’t hiding and why there’s a dead guy below him😂🤦♂️
What’s the quickest way to the hospital ?
Swiftor: no why??
Did you know we all have had a job before, we all used to be sea men
2d joke was funny😂
It’s was dirty))
Twitch chat doesn't know what a good joke is
wait youve been doing this since the OG simon says days in MW2? dude respect
A horse come into the bar and sits at the table. Everybody around look surprised with that. The waiter comes and ask what u want? and horses replies I wanna a beer. The waiter brought his beer and the horse asked how much is it? The waiter said 30 bucks. The horse finished te first beer and ordered more two when the waiter confused by that strange situation said: look you are the first horse that I ever saw here and so the horse said - off course, with beer at that price!
why no orphan or adoption jokes? genuine question
By far the funniest one too
Yeah that annoyed me considering the other jokes were just as bad lol
@@ephemeral5298 right? wonder if it had to do with certain platforms not wanting those types of jokes.
@@killatua9338 could be. He was streaming on tiktok as well from what i gathered
Here’s a joke: a daughter walks into a room and says to her mom, hey mom, why am I called poppy? The mum said because when you were born a poppy flew into the room and landed on your head! A second daughter walks into the room and says hey mum, why’d you call me butterfly? The mum says well, when you were born a butterfly flew through the window and landed on your head, so I called you butterfly. The mothers son walks into the room and says odbssxka, and the mum says oh, hey brick!
Swiftor has been hosting squid games before it was cool lol
Yo can somebody explain the doctor test results one idk if Ik and I’m just expecting something else or if I just have no clue
Great content, always enjoy these sorts of videos BUT the boys in discord need to learn not to speak unless spoken to. The viewer really doesn't need the extra meaningless comentary everytime something happens or someone is found. All the interruptions makes for bad TV.
yeah i agree, i think we've done a better job of clamping down in recent sessions
36:13 bros joke was so bad even the game left
Real ones know the sexual birthday cake joke was from an older vid