Please don't take it so seriously. This is just for fun. I could never offend Michael, I'm a big fan. I'm sorry if any of these made you uncomfortable.
0:13 - Linda Belcher 0:32 - Me when I go to my grandparent’s house 0:48 - When he asks me what we’re gonna do on our date 0:58 - When my sister complains about me getting first dibs on the bathroom when it’s really not that big a deal 1:30 - Me 1:36 - The Reddit national anthem 1:43 - When someone asks me why I love my mom 2:56 - Me in school 3:24 - Once again, me 4:14 - What I tell myself before any diet 5:16 - My theme song 5:28 - My theme song pt. 2 5:36 - Everyone else but me 5:48 - Spring in a nutshell 6:09 - A public service announcement to my brother: I’m sorry I’m bored
mini carr NONE OF THIS SHIT IS REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SO DO YOU! THE MAN IS DEAD AND CAN'T EVEN DEFEND.HIMSELF ! IT IS JUST SHAMEFUL. PEOPLE BADGERED HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND NOW THEY'RE DOING IT WHILE HE IS DEAD ! JUST SHAMEFUL AND IT IS NOT FUNNY !
I got a full list!!! Here it is: 0:00 Thriller 0:08 Human Nature 0:18 PYT 2008 0:24 Man in the Mirror 0:38 Beat It 0:48 ABC (Full Version) (Carol Burnett Show) 0:50 Remember the Time 0:56 ua-cam.com/video/LpL0gzU2giw/v-deo.html (comment disappears if title shows) 0:57 ABC 1:00 The Love You Save 1:05 Billie Jean 1:12 Come Together 1:14 Blood on the Dance Floor x Dangerous 1:19 Speed Demon 1:22 The Way You Make Me Feel 1:25 Remember the Time 1:30 Speed Demon short film 1:31 Dangerous 1:33 Beat It 1:37 You Are Not Alone 1:39 The Lost Children 1:43 The Girl is Mine 1:46 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 1:52 Remember the Time 1:54 I'll Be There 1:57 Dirty Diana 1:58 Another Part of Me 2:00 The Lady in My Life 2:03 I Want You Back 2:07 Money 2:09 Dirty Diana 2:10 Work That Body 2:12 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 2:15 Invincible 2:18 PYT 2:22 ua-cam.com/video/LpL0gzU2giw/v-deo.html (again, sorry) 2:24 PYT 2008 2:27 Black or White 2:39 Human Nature 2:41 Rock With You Live 2:44 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 2:48 Beat It 2:54 Man in the Mirror 2:56 The Way You Make Me Feel 2:58 2 Bad 3:02 I'll Be There 3:07 Speed Demon 3:12 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:14 The Way You Make Me Feel 3:18 Another Part of Me 3:20 Scream 3:24 Fall Again 3:29 A Place With No Name 3:34 J5 Medley 3:36 Smooth Criminal 3:39 Dirty Diana 3:40 Black or White 3:42 Who is It 3:44 Scream 3:47 Dirty Diana 3:51 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough 3:55 I Want You Back 3:59 Best of Joy 4:02 You Rock My World 4:05 2000 Watts 4:11 Scream 4:13 Xscape 4:17 Streetwalker 4:19 One More Chance 4:22 D.S 4:23 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:25 Hold My Hand 4:28 Smooth Criminal 4:32 I Just Can't Stop Loving You 4:34 Wanna Be Startin Somethin 4:37 Rock With You 4:42 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel) 4:44 Blame It on the Boogie 4:49 Is It Scary 4:52 Black or White 4:54 I Want You Back 4:57 Never Can Say Goodbye 5:00 Speed Demon 5:02 Morphine 5:05 Speed Demon 5:09 Scream 5:14 Privacy 5:16 Remember the Time 5:20 Stranger in Moscow 5:23 Billie Jean 5:28 Bad 5:34 In the Closet 5:36 ABC 5:38 Ghosts 5:42 Off the Wall 5:47 Black or White 5:48 Thriller 5:51 Bad 5:56 Billie Jean 6:00 Who is It 6:04 Billie Jean 6:07 Blood on the Dance Floor 6:09 Beat It 6:11 Dirty Diana 6:15 Speed Demon 6:18 Give In To Me 6:21 Billie Jean 6:25 Ghosts 6:27 ABC 6:32 Speed Demon 6:35 Bad 6:39 Is It Scary 6:43 Xscape 6:47 Jam 6:50 I Am Love pt 2 (live in Mexico City,1975) 6:53 Another Part of Me 6:55 You Rock My World 6:57 I Want You Back
2:28 I alway thought he was saying "I'm not gonna spend my life being Macaulay (Culkin)" 6:27 (Imagines Tito sneaking in a chicken coop with his brothers egging him on)
OMG, these are HILARIOUS. LOL. I RECOMMEND anyone who's a musical fan of Michael Jackson. This is only entertainment and for laugher.💙💙 We need a PRINCE VERSION💜💜
Please don't take it so seriously. This is just for fun. I could never offend Michael, I'm a big fan. I'm sorry if any of these made you uncomfortable.
PYT remix 2008
MJ Apple Head cool!!! Thx for loving my Comment!!!! U make my day😊😊😊
Stanford Pines Money
MJ Apple Head Good that you've pinned this comment. So nobody won't get confused or maybe get angry.
MJ Apple Head oh ok i thought you were being serious
“Oprah is out to kill” OMg 😂
Okay so it turned out to be true...we-
😮😮
Wait did he actually said that
She betrayed him
I KNEW IT Was her!!!! 🤣
CAN SOMEBODY LET THIS MAN PEE ALREADY
ovvnzixl 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
6:55 😂
😂😂😂
And eatttt
ik😂
" my baby broke my heart and left with jermaine"😂😂😂
that reminds me Whitney Houston and Jermaine Jackson
It's even funnier during the Victory Tour with Jermaine right there 😂😂😂
"Who is it
Is it my brother?" 😅
1:15 is more accurate than ever.
1:29 the funniest part for me, michael getting chased, and hearing someone say that behind him.
Fr 1:30 is the best part hands down
WHAT!?!
'WHO STOLE THE FRIES!' that got me omg 😂😂😂😂
0o0Vanilla0o0 JOEY HOW FUCKING LONG IS THE FRIES😂😂😂😃😂😂😀💀💀💀
Lol
Samee🤣🤣
They thought they heard: *Virgins are the best*
Actual line: *Your burdens I will bear*
Christopher Mealer there's a reason why they call it "misheard"
Sims Girl I know....I was Dying typing it😂😂😂😂😂
Christopher Mealer Well u sure had me dying here😂
Christopher Mealer what I heard: *your burgers are the best*
Christopher Mealer YOUR BURGERS ARE THE BEEESSST
01:49 "I'm a living meme!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm officially DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ikr
When you leave your fries on the counter and your sibs are in the other room
6:04 "Don’t go around breaking young girls arms" 😂😂😂
Michael: Don't stand out in the cold man!
Me: Michael never fails to give great advice.
Michael: Go home and cut your father!
Me: ....
I tought of that too!
Always eat twice
1:37 "Your Burgers are the best"😂😂😂😂
HeE HeE!
Stand up comedian told me that 😂
It says virgins😂
"Virgins"
0:13 - Linda Belcher
0:32 - Me when I go to my grandparent’s house
0:48 - When he asks me what we’re gonna do on our date
0:58 - When my sister complains about me getting first dibs on the bathroom when it’s really not that big a deal
1:30 - Me
1:36 - The Reddit national anthem
1:43 - When someone asks me why I love my mom
2:56 - Me in school
3:24 - Once again, me
4:14 - What I tell myself before any diet
5:16 - My theme song
5:28 - My theme song pt. 2
5:36 - Everyone else but me
5:48 - Spring in a nutshell
6:09 - A public service announcement to my brother:
I’m sorry I’m bored
This deserves more likes. I was dying at every single one of them.
TheHeavenlyBuddy 😂
TheHeavenlyBuddy a
I laughed so hard I cried at every single one of these lmao
TheHeavenlyBuddy that last one is disturbing and fucked up.........the key ingredients to a perfect comment. Congrats
HE'S ALSO THE KING OF MISHEARD LYRICS XD
and the king of pop music
2:48 When Noah buys you a hamster because you said you’d take care of it.
1:14 ‘How does it feel to know that Oprah is out to kill’ I guess she is, but to Michael’s legacy.
Right as I was watching, I read this perfectly timed 😂
can you tell me the song's name, i can't find it 😭
@@le00n13 Yes! It’s the “Blood On The Dance Floor X Dangerous (The White Panda Mash-Up)”
@@hate9486thank you!
@ no problem 😊
I love pizza! - Michael jackson
He actually liked it tho
I mean who doesn't lol
4:24 It's a wig!! Pull my hair!!! LMAO
What the hell do u mean Michael
😂
He actually wore a wig he was completely bald after the Pepsi incident
Based on true story... unfortunately 😅😢
Cashier: _Welcome to Popeyes may I take you order?_
Michael Jackson: 0:56
VCVCFans 0:57
Lol totally
You mean KFC lol
I accidentally unlike your comments. Sorry
@@Jane-lq5rk
Bro from a distance, *I thought your PFP was Michael Jackson pointing a Glock 17 at me 😂*
1:05 So take my strong advice (just remember to always eat twice) 😂
Wtf?
5:27 me and the boys when a girl flirts with me
'I want wine'
Me too.
Human Nature
I drunk a whole bottle of that red wine weeks ago......
He really likes Nintendo
Lol yes
4:10 These days I can’t even go outside without saying this
"It's a wig." "pull my hair" 😭💀💀 these have me in tears
"I'm the living meme." Yes, yes you are, MJ.
« I want a prostitute » instead of « I wanna rock with you » never would’ve saw that... 😂😂
I wanna a barbecue! All night!
Rock you into day... sunlight!
3:12 me too Michael😂❤
OK OK so WHAT 1:11
And 1:22
Lol 00:8
0:08 lol what?
5:16 and 5:27
"They got no place to pee. That's why I watch NINTENDO!"
Me: hey Micheal name one marvel character that died in infinity war
Micheal: 2:08
My fave is 1:50 because he is a living meme. A BEAUTIFUL
I DID IT ON A ROCK
0:43 If the fries are stolen how will they just eat it??😂😂
It makes sense. Where did the fries come from? Doesn't matter who stole them. They're there. Eat em.
"It doesn't matter who stole the fries!"
me: *dies of laughter*
video: "EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT!"
me: *still laying on the floor dead still laughing*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao it's sounds like the lyrics come from weird al 😂
it wasnt that funny…
@@jazserB ok 🙃
0:39
Thus the song "Eat It" was born
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC MADE THE PARODY
When you bring gum to school
Random kid(s): 2:56
2:04 "let me show ya gurl, that i no longer bite"
I heard it as, "The chair is not my son" in billie jean
‘I heard Billie Jean is not my mother he’s just a girl’
That’s what I thought when I was little
Me too
From the age of 3 until now I lowkey thought it was chair
I heard Billie Jean back my love. The first time I listened to the song
always heard:''heavy hands turn to icecream''.
Is there any chance these are actually the original lyrics and we fooled ourselves for years???!!
Then Michael would be even more of a weirdo to me (in good way)
4:43 Bad Jermaine 😂
6:01 Why always Jermaine
Micheal's maid cooking macoroni and cheese.
Micheal: 2:38
dear god Joey...
HOW LONG ARE YOUR FREAKIN FRIES
Nijah Sings 14cm
It feels like my nickname is Joey lol
2:57 GIVE ME SOME GUM 😭😂
2:56
This is freaking hillarous! I am a huge MJ fan and these were so creative!
Joey Tastic Thank you! :D
same here
Same I loved it ❤️
“The city begins to pee” that had me😭😂🤣
*sprints*
“michael i love your вυттнole”
*sprinting intensifies*
0:36 Best part
@Huey Freeman No, he was obviously on X-Box 360!
DSAZURHEIR
I agree but tbh I heard "This is why I don't watch nintendo"
I was laughing so hard I was hyperventilating 😂🤣😅
Camille Gill Omg 😂❤️
MJ Apple Head YOU ARE A NUT !!!POOR MIKE MAY HE REST IN PEACE 💔
I'm sorry, but
I'll stop eating nuggets))😂
Me too. 😂
Same 🤣
No one:
Mykol: IM A BUTT NUGGET
😂😂
@@ej09245 *Michael😊
Katherine Jackson: Micheal baby, what do u want for Thanksgiving tomorrow?
Micheal:0:56
yes Michael you are our -king of pop-
*LIVING MEME*
For beat it I thought it was "No one wants to beat it beat it" but its "No one wants to be defeated"
I thought he said so beat it just beat it Voldemort will get you harry potah
How does it feel? To know that Oprah is out to kill? lol ok that one through me there
Izaak Ordonez that one killed me I guess Oprah is out to kill
DogManKidYT I know lol
@@SearsCool oof
I mean, it's true now....
5:58 again! seriously jermaine.
6:22 oh so thats why he has one glove
1:14 literally predicted the future.
“Obama please have mercy”💀💀💀
Okay
Barack Obama 😂😂😂
CUZ I JUST
CANT
TAKE
IT!
That's what Osama said before he died.
TigerBonez2020 bro😭💀
In beat it I thought it was “show em how f*cking strong is your fight”
ITZ Saneka 😂
Same
SAME when I was a kid my dad what like what you say!??
same
ITZ Saneka it is 😉
3:12 😂 I love pizzaaaa
Kayla kristine that's me
I was at that part when I read your comment xD
Kayla kristine 3:11*
OOOOH!
1:14 - 1:18 is very true at this time around
Lance Mckinney yep :(
Yeah 😡😤🤬
Awkward moment be like, " I DID IT ON A ROCK"😂😂😂
Half of these are so accurate 💀
mini carr NONE OF THIS SHIT IS REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SO DO YOU! THE MAN IS DEAD AND CAN'T EVEN DEFEND.HIMSELF ! IT IS JUST SHAMEFUL. PEOPLE BADGERED HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND NOW THEY'RE DOING IT WHILE HE IS DEAD ! JUST SHAMEFUL AND IT IS NOT FUNNY !
@@bonniemoore3461 it's a joke,relax
I’m the living meme
Me: lol 😂
I got a full list!!! Here it is:
0:00 Thriller
0:08 Human Nature
0:18 PYT 2008
0:24 Man in the Mirror
0:38 Beat It
0:48 ABC (Full Version) (Carol Burnett Show)
0:50 Remember the Time
0:56 ua-cam.com/video/LpL0gzU2giw/v-deo.html (comment disappears if title shows)
0:57 ABC
1:00 The Love You Save
1:05 Billie Jean
1:12 Come Together
1:14 Blood on the Dance Floor x Dangerous
1:19 Speed Demon
1:22 The Way You Make Me Feel
1:25 Remember the Time
1:30 Speed Demon short film
1:31 Dangerous
1:33 Beat It
1:37 You Are Not Alone
1:39 The Lost Children
1:43 The Girl is Mine
1:46 Wanna Be Startin Somethin
1:52 Remember the Time
1:54 I'll Be There
1:57 Dirty Diana
1:58 Another Part of Me
2:00 The Lady in My Life
2:03 I Want You Back
2:07 Money
2:09 Dirty Diana
2:10 Work That Body
2:12 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel)
2:15 Invincible
2:18 PYT
2:22 ua-cam.com/video/LpL0gzU2giw/v-deo.html (again, sorry)
2:24 PYT 2008
2:27 Black or White
2:39 Human Nature
2:41 Rock With You Live
2:44 Wanna Be Startin Somethin
2:48 Beat It
2:54 Man in the Mirror
2:56 The Way You Make Me Feel
2:58 2 Bad
3:02 I'll Be There
3:07 Speed Demon
3:12 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
3:14 The Way You Make Me Feel
3:18 Another Part of Me
3:20 Scream
3:24 Fall Again
3:29 A Place With No Name
3:34 J5 Medley
3:36 Smooth Criminal
3:39 Dirty Diana
3:40 Black or White
3:42 Who is It
3:44 Scream
3:47 Dirty Diana
3:51 Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
3:55 I Want You Back
3:59 Best of Joy
4:02 You Rock My World
4:05 2000 Watts
4:11 Scream
4:13 Xscape
4:17 Streetwalker
4:19 One More Chance
4:22 D.S
4:23 I Just Can't Stop Loving You
4:25 Hold My Hand
4:28 Smooth Criminal
4:32 I Just Can't Stop Loving You
4:34 Wanna Be Startin Somethin
4:37 Rock With You
4:42 This Place Hotel (aka Heartbreak Hotel)
4:44 Blame It on the Boogie
4:49 Is It Scary
4:52 Black or White
4:54 I Want You Back
4:57 Never Can Say Goodbye
5:00 Speed Demon
5:02 Morphine
5:05 Speed Demon
5:09 Scream
5:14 Privacy
5:16 Remember the Time
5:20 Stranger in Moscow
5:23 Billie Jean
5:28 Bad
5:34 In the Closet
5:36 ABC
5:38 Ghosts
5:42 Off the Wall
5:47 Black or White
5:48 Thriller
5:51 Bad
5:56 Billie Jean
6:00 Who is It
6:04 Billie Jean
6:07 Blood on the Dance Floor
6:09 Beat It
6:11 Dirty Diana
6:15 Speed Demon
6:18 Give In To Me
6:21 Billie Jean
6:25 Ghosts
6:27 ABC
6:32 Speed Demon
6:35 Bad
6:39 Is It Scary
6:43 Xscape
6:47 Jam
6:50 I Am Love pt 2 (live in Mexico City,1975)
6:53 Another Part of Me
6:55 You Rock My World
6:57 I Want You Back
TYSM
Wow amazing ❤
The name of the song for 0:56 and 2:22 is
Monkey Business
You forgot some songs
2:29 Work That Body
2:33 Man In The Mirror
2:36 Superfly Sister
I’ll never be able to listen to these songs properly ever again
“I like double chicken!”
1:32 it actually sounds like she says that XD
No the girl that says I love your butthole XD
Also i love the way he is running away in that sceen as if to say nope f this im out lol
Jiff Jizeppy HE get it right!
2:28 I alway thought he was saying "I'm not gonna spend my life being Macaulay (Culkin)"
6:27 (Imagines Tito sneaking in a chicken coop with his brothers egging him on)
I never thought of it that way! XD
2:33. I'm asking him to shave his face! 😆
All of these are so accurate omg lol! Especially 0:18 and 1:13!!
How does it feel, to know that Oprah, is out to kill? LOL
Do you know what song 0:18 is called?
"gonna stay on the side of Michael's son" actually is more difficult than "mama se mama sa mama coo sa" to say fast😂
I can't unhear half of this😂😂😂
MissyHoldup "I love pizza"
"I love pizza!"- Michael Jackson,
Me too mike.
"what whould you like today mr. Jackson?"
"I'D LIKE A DOUBLE CHICKEN!"
LMFAOOO
1:47 I'm a living meme😂
You gotta admit, 0:31 sounded like, "not a nigga to love"
Frrr
“S is for Satan” had me dead, cause I always thought that was the lyric when I was a child. 😂
What is that Jackson 5 song called?
@@mrcopyclown “The Love You Save”
Funniest shit I saw this week - thank you for making me laugh! Lmao
4:04 is my favorite... *it's a bop*
This is the funniest thing I've heard all day! Thankyou for this funny video! Naughty Michael haha! Love you KING OF POP!
And left me with jermaine
Lol
3:11 me too Michael!
Damn Michael’s Bros was stealing his women 😂😂😂😂 it be the ones close to you 😂😂
Oh my god, I am a huge MJ fan, and now next time I listen to Beat It, it doesn't matter who stole the fries!
@1:30 "Michael, I love your butthole!" LOL!!!!! I'm dying.
In Scream, the real line was "You think it's ok, dammit." I heard: "You think it's all gay, dammit."
1:22 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
OMG, these are HILARIOUS. LOL. I RECOMMEND anyone who's a musical fan of Michael Jackson. This is only entertainment and for laugher.💙💙 We need a PRINCE VERSION💜💜
Reignny Joseph Yes! We do need a Prince version!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭
1:16 never been more accurate
Oh how I wish I had someone to share this with!!! This is priceless!!!👍😂❤
0:38 Who stole the fries???!!!😂😂
Edit: thanks for the heart😍
This is my 500th time watching this plz love this
"Joey how freaking long is the fries" I'm dead😂😂😂😂
1:03 P IS FOR PEE (I'm dying)
Michael wanted gum so he asked Tatiana for some XD
2:37 is my FAVVVVVV😂😭😭😭😭
Michala Asf 3:11 is my fav
same
OH CHEDDAR
Jazzy Glo girl "I love pizza"
He did love pizza doe
3:55 This how i get away with cussing
"I'm a living meme!"
Well you were
HERE’S THAT SCARF FOR YOU BABYYYYY
AM I A SCARF FOR YOUUUU?!?!?!
😂
I love it! ♥️♥️♥️
You tricked everyone minds with the words at the bottom lol