GOOGLING MYSELF
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- We look up the common searches involving my UA-cam name. Some are questionable.
Day in the life vlog: • SHE'S A BEAUTY
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● Live Stream: / captainsparklez
● Twitter: / captainsparklez
● Instagram: / jordanmaron
● Facebook: / captainsparklez
Music:
Illusions Continuous Instrumental Mix
by Approaching Nirvana
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Outro Song:
Stephen Walking - Top of the World 2
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Label Channel: / monstercat
Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)
you know what would be awkward? If CaptainSparkelz went into a store with his own merch and someone walked up to him and said "oh, you like CaptainSparkelz too?" but didnt know that he was CaptainSparkelz
I like how you misspelled CaptainSparklez
Yeah I guess
And Captain Sparklez discovers the existence of Insane Fangirls.
Yup.
I was thinking the same thing
lol
ya
lol
*cracks knuckles* Okay. According to the Rick & Morty Wiki, a Schmeckle is worth about $148 USD. 50 billion trillion(5, followed by 22 zeros) times $148=$7.4 septillion(74, followed by 23 zeros). This makes him 1,850,000,000,000,000 times more valuable than Trump, 138,317,757,000,000 times more valuable than Carlos Slim(richest man in the world), and 532,374,100,700 times the amount of US money in circulation. He is also, apparently, worth 98 and 2/3 billion times more than all of the money in the world in USD, which, when being divided by his worth, would be about .00000000135135135%.
Therefore, all your base are belong to Jardon.
+MarktheRaider this needs to be top comment
+MarktheRaider This comment needs to be higher up on the feed than those debating about whether or not Sparklez is circumsized.
+Mikhela Kurzhal wtf
+Master Zexus I'm assuming he deleted them (understandable), but I saw at least 3 feeds asking if he was jewish, and each one had 5 or 6 comments asking if he was circumsized.
+Mikhela Kurzhal he is Jewish, he mentioned a the bar mitzvah which is a Jewish holiday or something... All I know that bar mitzvahs are a Jewish thing.
"Is captainsparklez rich?"
" You guys are funny"😂😂😂
V
yo sparklez cut the talking and get to the point
what do you think buddy?
did you not see the title of the whole video?
rich, he's fucking loaded yo
daaaang i just love jardons attitude to personal questions
im laughing my fukin face off ;)
I know right!
+Barny Hughes Hope your face doesn't get pregnant.
+Barny Hughes i wonder if hes gay
+Re welp man where did that om from? :) i dont think so anyway.... and if he waa thats not a problem... people would still love him and he would gain a lotta respect and admiration
"Jardon Maroon 5"
What about it
MrDot its the best name ive ever heard
Fall Far lol
Real name is ------ -----
Fall Far I wish that was his real name but alas it's not meant to be
"What is captainsparklez real full name? What's my real full name? Jardon Maroon 5." --CaptainSparklez(Jordan Maron) 2016
"Y'all a bunch of nosey people."
I started dying when he said that.
Whenever someone asks for your address and you don't want to give it out, just tell them its 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500.
Bruh that's the White House
+MrRockman1022 Exactly.
+xXMaxG 123Xx he's not the president
***** ...You could have looked it up. Also, I just assumed given the fact that A. op was most likely giving a publicly-known location, because duh, and B. it was in Washington, D.C.
Or 135 the moon
For those asking his address is 42 Wallaby way Sydney
incorrect
+MrErrorGaming it's correct lol
Nemo reference?
Yo
Haha you made me laugh so hard! Thanks for making my night!
Trust me Jordan. I sing the "captainsparklez he's a hero" thing 24/7. I know all da lyrics.
SAME
Lol same
+Emily Martin I do it all the time too. It really bugs everyone around me, but IDC.
Captainsparklez,
he's a hero,
gonna take pollution down to zero,
gonna research,
all the thaumbcraft,
and save the town from...lots of taint! Yeah.
Easily the best animation and stream
same
what is captainsparklez's real job?
Well it is what you are watching right now.
So his real job is googling himself?
You see Jardon just dodge that dating Aureylian question like this is the Matrix?
Oh and the question about his richness! He is just in bullet time right now!
lol
+theJman12 That's personal, only he needs to know not his viewers
+theJman12 Jordan*
He probably iS only friends with Aurelian and u guys are just shoving your noses where u don't belong just stop bugging him about it
I was simply sitting here laughing at how uncomfortable Jordan is by people being nosy. Honestly! People did you expect a result to "what is captainsparklez income"?
same
Man Iron
#1: There is no house of his
#2: Not even PewDiePie saved up $22,000,000
#3: He LOANED his condo
#4: ???
#5: PROFIT
+SirPerfectful He does have a house but i dont know if it was 22mill I read somewhere he makes 29mill per year but idk.
Jack Stag
They don't know wtf they are talking about.
+Jack Stag What the actual fucking crap. Stop bullshitting. PewDiePie has 10 BILLION views and he makes 10 mill a year.
You have to give Jordan's mom credit for having the balls to give him the middle name Maroon.
+Lock Jaw um... You know that his name is Jordan Maron right? The maroon was a joke and that is his last name
Private Nexus
You need an introduction to comedy my friend.
my mistake. I thought you were some noob and were serious :P
Omg I laughed/cried so hard😂😂😭😭😭
A woman with balls...
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie" said no Australian ever.
We don't even call them shrimps ffs 😂
Jordyn Nexus What do you call them?
McKenny Jeudi Prawns.
when you google yourself
*nothing comes up*
*cries*
100% me
+Michael Aiyedun When you google your self and you find porn videos ..................................
when I Google myself, Google auto correct my name to Chianti, or pictures of women or wine. :/
Lol xD
Whenever I google myself I get results related to JFK
Can't stop watching 15:40 This is hilarious
lost it when he said "A video of me signing the loan documents"
I lost it at the password, that was incredible.
I know where he lives
In his house
crazy inventions ba dum tsss
X DeadShot X nice one
Aidan Lappin nice
Aidan Lappin no he lives on land
crazy inventions I never knew that!
If they were dating, I seriously doubt they're still dating now lol.
Emma Lyons at Vidcon 2016 aureylian said we never have dated and are just friends
Password For Minecraft XD LOL
it's DEEZNUTZ
+TGE
Finest at it's autism.
Jonas Hulse
Autism it's at finest
Thank you both for proving my point even more.
+TGE Stfu
Good Russian accent, bro
He probably visit Russia or something. Accent is very good)
Lavender Huntress
Capital letters, punctuation, Y U NO END WITH PERIOD?
i named my fish Sparklez
Good job!
CAPTAINSPARKLEZ NEVER DENIED DATING AURILIAN!!!!!111!!!11!!!1!! AURY SPAKLEZ CONFURMED!!!!!!1!1!!!1!!!1!
+Owen Lewis YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED BY MOOBOT
But she did in her video.
+Doom140921 gg
+Doom140921 XD
+Doom140921 lol
JARDON YOU FOOL!!
Could you have not made this video 9 seconds longer?!!?!?!?!
Why 9?
+JwBk CSGO Content! 1738
+George Maddi Why?
18:08?
Because it's 17:38
+홍용준 are you high?
9:18 he's not even allowed to tell anyone his income it's against THE RULES that Google made.
Stfu
He is allowed to Teller the EXACT amount but not the CPS
tell*
James Zülze Oh yeah, that's true.
He didnt evan sat his you income
CaptainSparklez said "my real job is what your watching right now" i am like "wtf?? Your job is searching on Google!?!? xD"
JORDAN HAS HAD A BAR MITZVAH CONFIRMED. I ALSO TOO HAD A BAR MITZVAH. WE ARE JEWISH BROTHERS
+BRAN8222 Me toooooo
To life to life lichim
+BRAN8222 YES! #JEWCREW
+Akash Deb #screwRACISTS
+BRAN8222 what the fuck
There are three things you should learn never to talk about with people: Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin
And consoles. Never.
Wtf is great pumpkin?
Charlie Brown reference
+pjotr swinkels someone never watched Charlie Brown
+pjotr swinkels Wtf is a joke?
by far the smartest youtuber, logic wise
also pewdiepie
+Alon Schondorf ew
+iPredzz How about vsauce, vertasium, and others like them, pretty sure they are much smarter...just sayin'
Lets not get crazy here.
Have you SEEN his videos that have to do with puzzles?
+iPredzz Sparklez and Drift0r both
CaptainSparklez: What's my theme song?
CaptainSparklez: [Not starting with Creeper]
Me: Aw, man
When I searched up "is captainsparklez-" and it said "Is CaptainSparklez Gay"
XD
LOL.
Does it matter if he is gay?? Aint funny
+Rhys Geyer ? I'm being serious I searched that up and 1 of the results were those
+Rhys Geyer I don't care if he's gay or not 1 of my friends are gay...
Confirmed Jardon's dating Aureylian
+Cristian Gaudino Aureylian said they weren't
along with the illuminati?
Aureylian confirmed that they aren't dating on her googling herself video. Sorry to burst your bubble
+Alec Pearson you're so fuckin stupid, it's a joke.
Tis a fucken joke bruh
"Because people break up and argue"
Cough cough... Nicole Arbour and Matthew Santoro.
I wonder i he knows
More like Nicole being a liar and Matt just tryna be a nice Canadian.
Andrea Russet and Kian
Nah he means goldy and ally
Charles Trippy/Alli Speed. That one was not fun.
Mate you're actually quite funny! Loved your attempt at British!
Suppoman WHY ARE YOU HERE
Rumour has it captainsparklez got headphones permanently glued to his head
in soviet russia, google googles you.
In Russia, we no longer soviet. We're Communist.
+Levite Carrasquillo true
Levite Carrasquillo but do you rush b?
Max Mett what do you mean?
Levite Carrasquillo rushing b is the best thing to do.
Sometimes I wonder, why the fuck do people google these things ?
'What is captainsparklez password for minecraft'
'what is captainsparklez email adress'
'what is captainsparklez adress'
'what is captainsparklez phone number'
'what is captainsparklez salary/income'
'what is captainsparklez relationship'
ETC.
Why guys ????
Don't forget his skype :P
lol
Don't forget:
Social security number
Bank account information
phone number
ip address.
Lol. I already said phone number.
It's like he's a celebrity or something.
ME AND CAPTINSPARKLES HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY
Good 4 you!! ^w^
lol me too
Jimmy H20 gaming and vlogs mine to
Mine is three days before yours
Jimmy H20 gaming and vlogs ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
UA-cam IS a real job amirite?
anyone?
(jacksfilms reference)
I think so
I think its just same thing as"working for google",just google more widely developed
+SmashingPanda well it doesnt count for him, his forehead is too large
m'lady
+SmashingPanda for me, a LITERAL job
What is CaptainSparkelz Password for Minecraft?
CaptainSparkelz: Two words, DREAM ON!!!
As soon as he said PROTIP: *imagines phandom attacking*
Roabby 18
M
Why the hell is everyone so interested in his private stuff? i mean WTF guys?
Ikr! WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING HIS PIN NUMBER WHEN CLEARLY YOU WONT HAVE RESULTS!!!
+muh1h1 I assume it's because they think all he does is play videogames.. and he is rich from it
***** Yeah, sure, i am a fan too, but why would i try to find out about his adress or income, or even his dating life? i mean why is that important, and why would anybody think he has the right to know such information?
+muh1h1 Have you never wanted to know something about a celebrity?
+muh1h1 Welcome to the Internet
What we've learned: Jardons fanbase is full of stalkers
because he is avoiding the question if him and aurey are dating, does that give us an answer? i think it does. let's all respect him and stop asking him
Aureylian already confirmed they aren't
aurey said shes not dating jordan
+BRAN8222 It's funny because you said "let's all respect him" and post his religion in the comments.
+BRAN8222 Ay I saw you on Haydunn's Outlaw Nuzlocke didn't I? You were saying Persian was more specially offensive than physically.
it's confirmed
"I've never watched an episode of My Little Pony..."
*Looks around in skepticism*
Pls do a small Let's play of "Papers Please". c:
GLORY TO ARTOTZKA
MrErrorGaming GREATEST COUNTRY
+MikTukLui89 As great of a game that is, that would not happen with Jordan...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
YES!!
Say beer can in a British accent.
I just taught you how to say bacon in a Jamaican accent.
Lol
Bruh😂👏🏻
10/10 IGN would say again
i see what you did there lol
Jamaican me crazy, man!
Australians say prawns not shrimp.
wow your so smart
+Jonas Hulse you're*
+Jonas Hulse Says the one who cant use proper grammar
+Kaid "Sheperd" Pain I know right and its really annoying when people try an Australian accent and say "put another shimp on the barbie"
+Cookie_Heart 132 yeah it really pisses me off. Especially when very few Australians I have ever met, have ever had and extremely strong accent.
maybe people want his addres to send him gifts? like jacksepticeye
Or stalk him.
***** guess well never know
yeah he needs a PO box or something.
Jordan: *Goes really deep into his own philosophy of why he never talks about relationships*
Jordan: *Strays from answering the question "Is captainsparklez dating aureylian" and moves on with only addressing the first question... Which he doesn't even fully answer that either*
CONCLUSION... Probably, yes, they are. But if so, we need to respect that they don't want it to be a big deal. So who knows, maybe they are, maybe they aren't.
+UltraJC Unless Aureylian was lying in her video where she googled herself, they're not. When she read "is aureylian and captainsparklez dating" she immediately said no.
They are not dating. Aurey was married and has a child. She got divorced, get over it!
He never actually said he wasn't dating aureylian
+Maggie hill the fact that he completely ignored the question says either he is or did at some point
+Maggie hill Or maybe it's just you guys thinking too hard on the subject. This is how rumors start.
I think they were around September 2014 btw.
Does it matter??
Aureylian said that they weren't dating. :(
So Jardon is Jewish??
+Observation Bot Dem eyes doe
O.O always watching eh observation bot??? xD
+Observation Bot i feel like he is probably more culturally jewish than anything, can't say for sure what he actually believes (theism, deism, etc)but most likely he labels himself jewish but does not really observe any of the traditions associated therein.
Eggnaug101411 as long as it didn't contain anything actually derived from pork he is technically good. that being said i already had my answer, and it was more nuanced than "he had bacon soda"
+Observation Bot Never did care for you.
😂😂😂😂 oh man, you're face whenever salary or address or relationship would pop is priceless. Someone, please start making memes from that face.
That's a lot of schmeckles
XD
Fifty billion trillion schmeckles man.
Indeed.
Mate GET SCHWIFTY
1 Schmekle is 3$
XD His password for Minecraft?? Seriously guys XD and his address? Jeez, thats just too much
Fans get crazy sometimes
+Bethan Williams plays MC I mean, I get address. That might be a thing you find on the internet. But his Minecraft-Password? Seriously? I doubt you're gonna find that just by googling it... xD
That second one may or may not have been from me....
the thing Im most curious about is... can I haz mail zparxlypantz
+1983 is calling well you're a bit of a plonker, aren't you?
CaptainSparklez's forehead game's strong
His forehead is brighter than my future
+Conster Quast XD
+Sparxo He's got nothing on Jacksfilms, though. :D
+Buttonmasher50 cough cough brendon urie
+Buttonmasher50 cough cough brendon urie
I like how he very purposefully did not address the fanfic autofill
But.... He never said no about dating Aureylian.... lol
Yeah, that is a big step of knowing if he is dating her, a VERY BIG step
Hahaha.
Aureylian and OMGchad are dating
It was a joke, but cool.
No they aren't....
us aussies dont say shrimp we say prawns
"Us Aussies" I didn't know you speak for 23 million people
Well, we actually don't say shrimp, we say prawns:)
Well, Americans call a sport called Soccer and think it's an official name, so no different with this one
Australians call it Soccer aswell :P
So do us British
Ummm Aureylian just did this exact theme not too long ago....I SHIP IT SO MUCH
Nvm he mentions that he saw her doing it....I shouldn't comment before watching the video lol
And Aurey confirmed that they werent dating in her vid
+Alec Pearson ...... No she didn't......
+Alec Pearson she did? When in the video?
When CaptainSparklez mentions Rick and Morty and your heart explodes with happiness
please stop with aureysparklez, you can clearly see it makes them both uncomfortable
(i can't edit my reply)
Actually, just stop with the personal life questions in general.
+Georgia Davies we both know that won't do anything.
+Georgia Davies I know the feeling. CURSE U YT/G+ BUG
+Georgia Davies I wish that would happen, but nobody cares sadly
I know they are just friends and people and it gets annoying
Am I the only one who remembers Jordan having 11,000,000 subs???
Australians don't eat shrimps. We eat prawns.
I eat human.
I eat Pokemans
+Magic Pikachu Strikes Back are u a Camille!
I like shrimp and I am not an Australians
Utahns don't use turn signals
I recently found this channel and watched a few videos, and I'm actually loving them all. :D Subscribing right after I'm done typing this!
@captainsparklez you should read your own fan fiction
+Linkname5 I think he did that a long time ago.
He did that a few years ago, check his vlogs playlist.
+Linkname5 He did a long time ago, but he should definitely read more!
+rhink af i agree, especially the mianite ones. There's a lot of those :)
shit i should delete my tumblr then
CAPTAIN PLANET! HE'S THE HERO!! GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!!!
Wow Savage king did i just see you on CoC Clash Of Clans
XXPGXX053 // XxProGamerxX053 Vlogs no I don't play that game
With his powers magnified he's fighting for the good guys
DAT RUSSIAN ACCENT DOH!!!!!!!! DAT RUSSIAN ACCENT!!!!11!!one!!
4:25 btw
But what if you have a BFF Who's Russian??
maybe make a video of you trying a russian accsent cause its italian lr something
"Captainsparklez house- God damnit, you guys," OML😂😂😂
Let's make America great again folks
OK what the plan
1. Elect Trump 2. Profit
+Magnum Bricius um is that the plan for bankruptcy?
+Magnum Bricius I'm in
Let's do it!
+captainsparklez do the roast yourself challenge
yasssss
Do the stfu challenge
Do the stfu challenge
Do the calm down challenge.
do the I agree challenge
Lol I love when famous UA-camrs do this 😂😂😂😂
And you need to watch mlp 😱
+Warrior Pony no
+Warrior Pony no plz
MLP is literally meant for LITTLE GIRLS...It doesn't matter if it has jokes that are meant for adults, the jokes are meant for the parents that are watching it with their kids. I literally don't understand why you would assume it's alright to watch if you're a teenage boy.
+Trevor Young I did? If I was a brony then I would have called myself a faggot, but I however am not, However. If you mean listening to dubstep? I listen to ALOT of the living tombstone's music, I don't classify it as "brony" music, even though there is some mlp related music dubstep on his channel.
"What is CaptainSparklez password for Minecraft"
LOL!!!
No Jordan is seeing someone we just need to not be noosy
So not No
Hehehe! Jewish jokes... Lel!
Please no hate.. I'm Jewish
Jardon Maroon 5 yeah......real name.......
fifty million billion schmecals? Damn thats alot dude
+Gabriel Alves i only get 5 milion bilion...
+Gabriel Alves your profile pic absolutely matches that statement.
MinionViolist I know i try xD
That's a lot of fuel units
Daniel Caulfield still not has much has him :(
"CaptainSparklez Judges us for 17 minutes"
I saw that "dating aureylian" coming lmao
Huh, you were born three days after me...and ten years...
I don't understand why he gets ONLY 400K views even, tho he has 9mill subs..
I don't get it either not that many can go inactive
people this generation have a "Minecraft Stage" when they go out of that stage they stop but most of m dont unsub
+Jarum goddamn phone keyboard stop watching*
+Jarum my minecraft stage lasts a long tike
+Ohm Raj That's the same with a lot of UA-camrs. Syndicate has like 8-10million and he only gets 500k-1mill viewers.
"What is captainsparklez real full name?
Jordan ANNIHILATION Maron of course
Early! Shit I have nothing to write.. Uh..Uh...
Instructions of how to drink water:
1. Get a clean glass
2. Pour water in it.
Enjoy😀
Instructions weren't clear enough. Got dick stuck in a blender.
+Thomas Rawlins lol
Again, instructions weren't clear. I swallowed a rock
But how do o drink it ☹️
Do you have to do steps 1-2 ?
Hey guys, I have a genuine good question...
*ARE CAPTAINSPARKLEZ AND AUREYLIAN DATING?????*
kek
+Wheatley
Yes!!!!!
kek
SuitedBrony
right?
kek
Zozzle
topkek
Karthik_Rules
TopRoman.
you copied aureylian dude, come up with your won ideas bro! Like what are you doing?!
Your right. Hes copying other peoples
+rhink were you even listning? do you thing aureylian whas the first person ever to do that btw?
+rueben de smedt *WOOSH* Did you hear that? That was the joke going over your head.
+rueben de smedt Its probably a joke
Reuben maybe you should of watched the video that's a direct quote from captain sparklez dumbass
I love how it says in the google results "Is Glenn dead" and we're here months after his.... departure... *cries*
Why are u wearing a headset while being on google?
And everyone goes absolutely insane when he doesn't have headphones on
Headphones=Life
to hear himself to make sure his mic is working
+Silva Sk BECAUSE HE CAN!
+Indo China hey, Racial slurs aren't cool bro
I find jordan, better than adam
No offense just an opinion
Exactly, that's what comments is for.
DUDE, I WAS BORN IN FEBRUARY ALSO!!!!
I love how everyone thought Maroon 5 was a joke, guys his name is Jordan Maron
captiansparkelz is swimming in shmekals
0:51 Yes. Glenn is dead........he's gone.........forever...........😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭RIP My favorite badass pizza boy.......RIP father-soon-to-be, husband, friend, and adorable favorite character. Everyone loved you. But mostly me. As my username says, Glenn Rhee I luv u. You will be missed.......... But Negan tho! I know he killed Glenn, but come on!!! He's the best villain ever! Jeffery Dean Morgan does an awesome job!!!! Everyone just loves to hate him. GOODBYE GLENN!!!!! But anyway, #nutsoutforAbe
Chris The Tv Addict Did you just start watching it? You're a little late......it's on it's seven season and almost half way done with the season. And how have you not heard of this already? It's all over UA-cam and the internet. Right after I saw the episode there were like fifty tributes everywhere.
I KNOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....But Steven Yuen the actor of Glenn will probably still go t the walking dead cons......and duh Jeffery is awesome
Supernatural TWD Fangirls Unite so umm... who's Glenn?
EmmaTheRebel
You need to read audiobooks you voice is awesome!!!
No he would do sound effects for movies. Especially furious 7, NEEERRRRMMM
+Hsplosian :D vroom vroom!!!!
+Moped _26 THAT WOULD BE SO COOL! Especially if there are any Russians in said books. :)
+Moped _26 YES, JARDON, JUST DO IT. DON'T LET URE DREAMS BE MEMES, AND JUST DO IT
"What is captainsparklez real fullname" My answer: He HAS A NAME!!!!! (insert head explosion here)
Every time he said machinema, it sounded like he was swearing for some odd reason.
captainsparklez is relating to tucker and sonja 2:00
Zhen Di Tan I came to the comments for this specific reason
Except they broke up about 6 months after this video was posted.
Yasss! You and I are Birthday twins!
Platinum Bae same
Platinum Bae SAME
Platinum Bae all you guys are quintuplets
This cracked me up so much, you should've made it longer or do another one
OMG JORDAN I HAVE SOUR CREAM A T MY HOUSE THAT EXPIRES ON YOUR BIRTHDAY XD
+Galaxy The Wolf XD
The fact that you know the expiration date on your sour cream astounds me.
Hsplosian :D
ikr XD
Omg my sour cream expired last year on his birthday!
+Galaxy The Wolf Idk if that's supposed to be a good thing, and also wtf