your handwriting in cursive and in third grade is better than my handwriting ever. Especially now that my handwriting is just a very messy half cursive half print scrawl. but omfg I so wanna see more
+Gabby Martinez I'm left handed, And forced to use right hand. You can imagine my writting. I now have some difficulties because of my writting, And I guess I have to relearn to write left handed. Which takes a while.
+Kaitlyn Lee Here in germany we got something called "Sportfest", don't know if you can compare it to that but each year you gotta do disciplines and earn bronce, silver or gold trophy's at the end :D (Or not) I really hate these
I wonder if any of Jordan's subs that are like in fifth grade have the same teacher as he did (if they had taught for around 20 years) and talk about him.
I seem to have gotten worse, because I build up a great image in my head and think, "I'm gonna draw that!" Then I remember a 3 year old can do better than me, that I am inept with anything art, and don't try to draw it. If I do try, my expectations far outweigh my final product, and I don't change or try to fix it. TL:DR I have and will be shit at drawing
What's sad is that I'm in 7th grade, know no cursive ( never even taught cursive ) but can take apart a tablet and put it back together again. Yet in writing class we don't write, we type... And when we should've been learning cursive we learned how to type.
That thing with paddle was a summary of a book where a young Native American boy makes a small wooden boat and sets it in the farthest west of the Great Lakes (can't remember the names because I am dumb) and the story follows the boat as it flows through the Great Lakes and into the Atlantic Ocean.
I have an amazing plan, first Jordan fakes his death then he sells the ceramics for millions of dollars on E-Bay because everything sells for more when the creator is dead.
You do three lines on top and bottom, top left goes to the bottom middle and the top middle goes to the bottom right and the bottom left goes to the the top right but under the first two lines and then you to triangle on the top and bottom :3
That Paddle/Boat thing was probably a based on a book called Paddle to the Sea, based on the drawing you made on the first page and the "Paddle" references
Is no one gonna comment about the S phase? I feel like that is totally still relevant xD it all started in 6th grade for me, anyone else partake in this?
When the bag is older than you...
RESPECT ELDERS!!
LOL
xD true
+Mythical Mooncat I SPY YOUR TØP PROFILE PICTURE
When the bag is just one year older than you...
The bag isn't older than me. But I don't think it's going to respect me.
your handwriting in cursive and in third grade is better than my handwriting ever. Especially now that my handwriting is just a very messy half cursive half print scrawl.
but omfg I so wanna see more
Candy Books IKR!!!
The paddle story was from the Paddle To The Sea book. It was pretty adorable.
Why was your MOTHER cleaning HER house on mother's day. tsk tsk tsk jardon
Lol ikr
+King Potato Could be possible. I'm not criticizing but it's a funny observation XD
Ryan tell Justin I said hi
Trip down memory lane my mom did the same pretty much
+Ryan Arranz it's not mothers day, that was a week ago
Your handwriting in 3rd grade is better than mine is in 10th grade
SAME
ikr
Same
Same my teacher made me type up a whole assignment because he couldn't read my handwriting
It's better than mine *NOW*
Jordan: did 25 pull-ups in like 3rd grade
Me: can't even reach the pull-up bars in 7th (so close to 8th) grade
same here and I'm in seventh too
That's sad
+Isaac Van Pelt yup
I can't even do one...
I'm not even tall enough :D
I did that with cursive as well.
(And that book you were writing about with Paddle, yeah, that is Paddle To The Sea by Holling Clancy Holling)
your handwriting in 2nd grade is better than my handwriting now XD
Same
OMG same!! I'm so jelly
+Gabby Martinez
I'm left handed, And forced to use right hand. You can imagine my writting. I now have some difficulties because of my writting, And I guess I have to relearn to write left handed. Which takes a while.
+Sosuke Aizen I'm left handed too ;~;
+Sosuke Aizen i was allowed to write with my left
Jorden: _My mom was cleaning on mother's day and i didn't help her._ XD
Jordan you should do a video with Mama Sparklez!
For mothers day!
*Gasp*THE BAG IS OLDER THEN ME 😱😱😱😱😱😱
I can see! That bag probably know more 'than' you! :P
*than
+xX WolfPup Xx lol
give it some respeck!
+Hyuga Fariz *respect
Show the bag some RESPECK
😂
+creeperman02 jr RESPECT your comment your laughing at your comment
fine
respeck :)
+creeperman02 jr i dont wanna
8:05 you labeled your fingers wrong. lol
yea
Or. Or. You know...
Hes an alien
+Hykal Yusry oh shit
Except the Middle 😄
mitchellcrazyeye omg!!! I didn't notice that!!! 😂😂😂
Pls do pt2!!! This brought back soo many childhood memories!
13:10 dat boi without the unicycle
+Afnan Haikal Oh shit wadup?
+Afnan Haikal oh shit whaddup
+Dav etAntho oh shit waddup!
LOL I LITERALLY JUST COMMENTED THAT
he be rolling down the street
he be rolling to the beat
is anyone else anxiously awaiting 10,000,000 subs? i know hes 800k away but still i cant wait lol
YES
Yeah
he's technically reached it if you count the second channel... even if they were resubs from this channel
+Gary Brovey idiot?
Mitchell White
well his other channel only has 345k lol but i like the enthusiasm
Best unboxing video ever
I love finding past creations and work, looking at others is even more enjoyable! :D Please do more of these!
Oh my God the S thing HAHAHA I REMEMBER THAT FROM LIKE 3RD GRADE. That was like 10 years ago :O
Yea
i love to do that still in realy childish
+Nelson Luu I have never done that, and I don't plan to do that anytime soon
"Respec"
Ikr
+FSK SAVAGE respek***
Lol respec!
Respeck
ikr
"its like a dinosaur, but there is like a head coming out of its butt......"
Its like an X-Wing
Wasn't it a star fighter?
'Math is my strong suit'
'28 divided by 140 equals 5'
Great job Jardon
This video was great! I'd love to see more
This was awesome. You should ask your mom for the rest and film the reaction. All the nostalgia
Dude! The presidential fitness award is still a thing. We have to do that at my school
Same
I live in Canada... ;-;
+Kaitlyn Lee Here in germany we got something called "Sportfest", don't know if you can compare it to that but each year you gotta do disciplines and earn bronce, silver or gold trophy's at the end :D (Or not) I really hate these
Same
Me too :D
3:35 Please Jordan, Please make this an animation! :D
plz jardon
Oh, cool, I'll look for it too!
Dab
Please Do More it's so Awesome to watch! I was literally dying!
I wonder if any of Jordan's subs that are like in fifth grade have the same teacher as he did (if they had taught for around 20 years) and talk about him.
I've actually never gone through the S/chain faze cause I could never figure out how to do it
Z Gwynn same here!
omg jordan this is my favorite video you have ever done! i laughed so hard multiple times, i know im 5 months late but i would kill for a part 2!!
I'm still as bad at hand writing and drawing as I was when I was a kid
Same
Same. Im in 10th grade and my handwriting hasn't changed since I started writing.
+Pino150 I'm also in 10th grade but my janf writing has gotten worse since I first started writing
+CaptainSparkls892 I meant hand not janf
I seem to have gotten worse, because I build up a great image in my head and think, "I'm gonna draw that!" Then I remember a 3 year old can do better than me, that I am inept with anything art, and don't try to draw it. If I do try, my expectations far outweigh my final product, and I don't change or try to fix it.
TL:DR I have and will be shit at drawing
Omg I've read the book about Paddle that you did the book report on.
Jordan has some incredible hand writing as a kid
Carbon Dating is only accurate to a couple hundred thousand years or so
+H3lix lowkey roasted
Thermonuclear Burns*
+H3lix Toasted
Raped
+H3lix
he also can't carbon date the graphite of the pencil because it is not from an organic source.
those fetus pictures tho lmao
WHAT? ...fetus pictures? Eww
+KoolAidMan (IronSquire) lol
Your pfp Beebo heheh
+twenty one pilots! at the disco? ha fuck yes
At what time are they
U DONT KNOW THE STORY OF PADDLE?!?!?!!?!?!?
Lol
Tell me the story
The 9 dislikes are from people that ride scooters
What's sad is that I'm in 7th grade, know no cursive ( never even taught cursive ) but can take apart a tablet and put it back together again. Yet in writing class we don't write, we type... And when we should've been learning cursive we learned how to type.
That thing with paddle was a summary of a book where a young Native American boy makes a small wooden boat and sets it in the farthest west of the Great Lakes (can't remember the names because I am dumb) and the story follows the boat as it flows through the Great Lakes and into the Atlantic Ocean.
8:00 If that's your thumb u might wanna see a doctor Jardon
+KenXPanthers23 I actually didn't even notice that. Also he should get his pinky looked at while he is there. :D
Oh ok, so jordan is one of those smart-sporty people.
Ok.
I get it now.
;-;
3:44
That's paddle to the sea! I remember reading that when I was in second grade a long time ago.
when the bag shows up...RESPECK ITS NAME
YOU MIGHT GET SUED BY THE FINE BROS!
Lel
Stfu
Stfu.. They didn't go forward with rhat
+MayoChips Nice comment kiddo! If only that "joke" was funny.
ok guys lets stop giving the fine bros a hard time. They did nothing wrong; the whole controversy was just a misunderstanding
Literally the best thing ever. Please do more of this. Loved it!
This was literally so great. You have to show the other half. Fetus Jardon is best Jardon.
At 2nd grade Jordan was more literate than Trump is today
at kindergarten he was more literate than you wilk ever be
+ID12399 Don't forget that he can spell better than you.
xD tru that was so funny.
+MC7 Pro lol dumb K move over so I can press the L key
ID12399
Im' pferectly? lterate.!"
This video tripped me out really hard. That (beautiful) turkey drawing was created a mere 3 months after I was born... holy crap.
OMG i used to do that S thing all the time XD good memories
Same!
I did 2000 of em but im tired lol
I have a Long paper chain with over 3000 on it it hangs up in my room
Why respect a paper bag when we don't even respect the earth...
lol
Deep
you dont get the joke
respek
+dexter auropa yo thanos fist me daddy
+ilias goh it's so deep that I found oil
Oh my gosh that paddle thing you wrote was from the book "Paddle to the Sea" it's a kids book with some really amazing colored pencil drawings.
8:07 WTF the thumb is the pinkie, ring finger is the....WHAT???
Index finger.
I watch Captain Sparklez's videos if I know nothing to watch in UA-cam...😅
ikr
so true
+Luis Reyes same
Same
Same
I have an amazing plan, first Jordan fakes his death then he sells the ceramics for millions of dollars on E-Bay because everything sells for more when the creator is dead.
It was an airplane. The ceramic blue thing you couldn't tell what it was.
So much of my Respeck goes out to that bag it was the same year i was born
Whoop! '98ers ftw!
Praise the bag. It's five years older than me
I doubt it you can barely spell.
+ChespinRulez MyLife152 Lol, Man you are an idiot.
This is coming from you...
This was great. I'm absolutely in favor of another vid like this to looks at more childhood stuff.
Little Jordan was a better drawer than I am now...
I still cnt do the cool S thing ;-;
I can it sooo easy
I used to make them like curvy and 3D and stuff
+Rainbow Flash I used to do chain versions
You do three lines on top and bottom, top left goes to the bottom middle and the top middle goes to the bottom right and the bottom left goes to the the top right but under the first two lines and then you to triangle on the top and bottom :3
same and im an artist T^T so sad. :P but i probraby could if i tried more lel
I Love this video, and would love to see more Jordan.
Show it some repec!😂😂😂😂😂
*Respeck
+Lily Meister Its a meme
+Lily Meister lol
+Lily Meister u have urself a new sub
That only child one is 100% accurate for me... I got stuff as a kid, and I still have like no friends. Such an introvert...
Dang second grade jardon has better handwriting than me
same
same
same
Same lol
Same
do more !
I really enjoyed the video! Show the other half in another reacting to my elementary school work.
Ah, your tweets over the last week condensed in video form.
Hey Jordan, are you going to talk about the trip to Vancouver?
Can I just say he mixed up his thumb and pinky finger @8:03 and I died laughing.😂😂😂
Not say he mixed up his ring and index finger too😂😂😂
Jordan your handwriting in second grade is better than mine now. :(
Your handwriting in second grade is better than mine and I'm 15 😁
Same 😂
That Paddle/Boat thing was probably a based on a book called Paddle to the Sea, based on the drawing you made on the first page and the "Paddle" references
WHY IS THE TITLE IN ALL CAPS?!?! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY HEAD?!?!
PandaUrine SCREAMING IS FUN
dark messiah-minecraft IKR
I am 4 years older than that bag, it should respect me!
Paddle is part of the name of a carved statue at Lake Nipigon. The full statue name is Paddle to the Sea.
I actually stayed out of the fancy "s" thing when it was big for me...
I saw people in my class doing it before and I thought it was stupid. I never made one.
I don't like the "s" thing :)
the S is MSU logo thing
Joseph Flynn i did only pentagrams or other demonic symbols from 1st to 9th grade and probably in trade school too
1 times 3 is 1 lol
BipBip Bip no.... check a calculator
BipBip Bip no.... check a calculator
BipBip Bip
-_-
Are you even kidding?
This is awesome. Give us more! I want to see more of this stuff
Damn Jardon, what happened? You peaked in the 3rd Grade.
that bag is about 18 or 17 years old
This was a great video, and I think the blue art work you did kinda looks like a plane
Is no one gonna comment about the S phase? I feel like that is totally still relevant xD it all started in 6th grade for me, anyone else partake in this?
You must be young! It started in 2nd grade for me
yep me too
XenosEdits 16
21 my ass. I have never read a bigger lie in my life. AND BOI YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GIVE MY AGE OUT IN A UA-cam COMMENT! AHAHA
yeah whatever broski
what was your mile time? do you remember?
0.00
-12 seconds
+brandon liao seven minutes and thirty-six seconds at the end of sixth grade :)
Mine is 14:59
+Humberto Palacios life hax???
The bag is older than me, I MUST RESPECK IT!
Dude do more videos about your early life
Your 2nd grade self has better handwriting than me.
Well then
+Alyssa S lol same so embarrassing
Ikr me to
I still can't hand write
Ceramics is a fun class! I have made a ton of things.
Jordan your one of people know that's so cool I try my best to be just like you when I'm older.
0:24 - "Show it some respek!" jesus christ i almost spat out my donut
I love how Jordan knows that most of his viewers are like 13 and 8 year olds year olds
I think this is my favourite unboxing video lol I laughed so much
paddle is an amazing book where a boy makes a miniture boat and sails it through the great lakes to the ocean
This brings joy to me, please do more
OMG THE "S"!!! I spent my early days in Portugal and even there everyone did it lmao!
This video was more enjoyable then regular videos. Make more👍🏻👌🏻
ya I know right it was funny 👍👍👍
This is one of my favorite videos of yours. It says a lot lol
That cursive butterfly-name thing, definitely did one of those.
I almost died of laughter...can't wait to do this for myself in a few years XD
Presidential Fitness Test! Yus! I remember doing that in junior high. I was the top in my class in chinups, crunches, pushups, and the mile run.
OMG!!!! They still do the Presidential Physical Fitness Award thingy, and I was the only girl in my grade to win it!
Wowie. * Clap * In our school, everyone gets it XD. Was a piece of paper worth a mile.... Noe c: But it was was to some I guess owo..
Thanks for the video! I'd like to see more of your work :)