Hey guys, back with another minecraft update. We have a bunch of cool new stuff we changed and stuff we added to the game. However l can't type it out here because it would spoil the video. Anyways just kinda got type here because it needs to look like it's full of real changes and text. I know someone is going to pause and read this so thanks for pausing.
@@rybo4663 damn... i can relate, i didnt build a house (i am not osha certified) but i did build my genome out of acacia so now all my cells basically desolve as soon as i join the world
to be fair, that's one of few changes I think is fine to dunk on - after all, they probably want feedback on it although it's not ideal that a bunch of said feedback is "AAAAAH I HATE IT MOJANG YOU ARE BAD AT DEVELOPING", there are some valid points that come out of the screaming - like how the dispenser sound is louder, which was probably the point of including that in this video
lmaoo the bit at 2:00 with the whale fuckin killed me. it straight up pulled a gun on me, kissed my wife and took my wallet. my lawyers will be contacti-
Honestly, I'm really glad Mojang has finally updated the piston sound effect, as there is literally no other part of the game that needs fixing besides that.
creeper spawners in desert temple and jungle temple but its just desert temple with moss and instead of the hole where you drop down its a redstone door and as a trap it starts up a machine that blows up 10 chunks which could probably kill you
My uncle Mojang worker #17352718362618193973 told me that they are adding sniffer armor in the next few updates and unfortunately for us the sniffer armor is worse than leather 😞😞😞😞
I agree, everyone loves Sniffer. It just needs more to it's adorableness. Other then that funny video, not my favorite parody video. But it had gotten a chuckle out of me. Just this week I've seen many people act like the game is dying and ruined forever over the piston change and that the devs have no idea what their doing. Even if they have a point about the piston change, to say it's an overreaction would be an understatement.
Don't be ridiculous. They'd never add sniffers to the game. They announced they're done adding real life animals.
they fucking added me to the game.
bad game
@@diamondyoshi6649 Bro I didn't know yoshi was real anima!
Real
So, they cancelled Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs dimension, but added birch jungle? Literally unplayable.
And the flying harmless “geese”
Because i am soo MAD my eyebrowns are going down
I am sooo MAD that there is STEAM coming out of my ears
I am soooo MAD that my eyes are turning RED
I am so mad that my eyebrows got inverted like a mii
im soooo MAD that this symbol 💢is appearing on my forehead
I am so mad, so absolutely livid that a massive stream of steam is blowing out of my head and causing my hat to float a foot above me
The consistency that you've STILL got the beard you grew from your 1 million year hardcore challenge gets me every time I see it
the fucking bastion from every other video hit me like a truck
I feel like the addition of the pig cloud feels too much like a mod, a cow cloud would be way more vanilla
Even that feels a little strange. I think a Giant cloud or an Illusioner cloud would really complement the experience.
I didn't realize who's channel this was at first and was horrified for the first 30 seconds lmao
Hey guys, back with another minecraft update. We have a bunch of cool new stuff we changed and stuff we added to the game. However l can't type it out here because it would spoil the video. Anyways just kinda got type here because it needs to look like it's full of real changes and text. I know someone is going to pause and read this so thanks for pausing.
@@anony-moon np
The whale made me burst out laughing
Not really.
@@colorfulconch7745 bro wdym not really?? he didn't really laugh?
@@ratcrusader.he was there watching jcs3146
when will they re add acacia wood, im so upset i get they had to remove it for you challenge run but please re add it i cant beat the game no more :(
yea i really liked acacia and built my house out of it when are they going to add my house back into the game
@@rybo4663 damn... i can relate, i didnt build a house (i am not osha certified) but i did build my genome out of acacia so now all my cells basically desolve as soon as i join the world
just play the older update before they got rid of acacia??
@@gillipop1they used hitler iron ore to remove tjem
I haven't played Minecraft in so long that I thought sniffers were actually in the game, and I just realized they aren't LMAO
If this comment is genuine, sniffers _are_ in the game
They are in the game?
@@thatginger6839 bruh, I thought they weren't in the game cause of that part at the end 😭
Yeah, imagine adding a feature that only exists to give you two decorative plants, the mob votes only add useful features.
@@Zedryx69just give him more plants
I swear I have seen that exact same bastion interior in almost every single video.
Yet another example of lazy reskins by Mojang 🤦
The fact that the piston sound fits right in to this satire video is both depressing and hilarious
If Mojang doesn't add waxed heavily weathered cut copper stairs in the next update I'm done playing.
i love geese in birch jungles
this update fr making my head turn into a train whistle and blowing out imense steam.
this new update made me bald
the concept of minecraft responding "i dunno lmao" is hysterical to me
The most baffling thing is that Minecraft has no reason to do any of these things, and yet they did
every video yoshi gets closer. someday there will not be enough blocks to stop him from ripping the fabric of time apart. only god can save you now.
hyped for the invis cow farm.
Came looking for raw copper, and found saphire
except i only have a copper pickaxe ):
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM SO MAD !!!!!!!!!!!
I also hate that they took out the ‘villager_agonizing_scream’ sound effect. The current state of minecraft is disappointing to say the least
no way they added the fhast...
I actually unironically want the pig cloud in game. Mojang please hire trapperdapper
This jus feels like he wanted to hate on the piston change but stay in character
to be fair, that's one of few changes I think is fine to dunk on - after all, they probably want feedback on it
although it's not ideal that a bunch of said feedback is "AAAAAH I HATE IT MOJANG YOU ARE BAD AT DEVELOPING", there are some valid points that come out of the screaming - like how the dispenser sound is louder, which was probably the point of including that in this video
Finally someone who doesn't exaggerate the sh out of mc updates ( average camman18 L )
well, camman is a shorts tuber. All sorts of half-truths for the💰
camman18 ain't that bad
if mojang did this i would start playing recent versions instead of b1.7.3
i love u tape rapper
I can’t believe mohang added ethical “cleansing” showers to minecraft to legally slaughter mobs! Wow! 😢🎉🎉🎉
idk man that whale looks pretty realistic
Pistons one is actually real, they actually did change sound to this horrible mess. We need our old piston back :(
Finally, someone's talking about it!!!
Did I fall into an alternate universe?
These ideas came from down deep in this man's mind I am very concerned for his health.
I agree with you in that I really do like the addition of the pig cloud, I see a lot of potential for this.
0:51 one of the tiles being wrong is frosting on the cake
They halved the drop rate of sniffer eggs from The King
I hate dis upd
perfect video to find 20 minutes after waking up still being entirely confused and tired
you forgot about the sniffer block
lmaoo the bit at 2:00 with the whale fuckin killed me. it straight up pulled a gun on me, kissed my wife and took my wallet. my lawyers will be contacti-
Honestly, I'm really glad Mojang has finally updated the piston sound effect, as there is literally no other part of the game that needs fixing besides that.
This reminds me of the TrapperDapper incident
I bet you can't beat Minecraft without half pressed dripleaf
"except of course my favorite addition the invisible cow"
proceeds to ignore the cool looking sword he holds
creeper spawners in desert temple
and jungle temple but its just desert temple with moss and instead of the hole where you drop down its a redstone door and as a trap it starts up a machine that blows up 10 chunks which could probably kill you
I can’t believe you didn’t cover the unconditional release clause in your statement item!
That outro bro ;-) tears
1:07 i actually refer to ghast plushes as ghests, which sound like geese
You had me going with the pistons thing.
The birch jungle does look pretty cool
I literally love you.
You are me from another time, we share a single soul bro this shit is so funny god damnnnnnnn
2:25 You found the BlackYoshiX! That's the new super rare mob that drops full netherite armor if you doxx them!
I hate minecraft's new birch gheests, they just piss me off! But honestly the jump height change is just good quality of life
I thought this guy was serious until the piston part
Huh? This entire channel is a fever dream…
Bro got me in the first 2 💀
All this and they still won’t overhaul the enchanting system
The pistons new noise makes me maaadddd
Are they *finally* adding Sniffer armor? I've been waiting decades for this!
My uncle Mojang worker #17352718362618193973 told me that they are adding sniffer armor in the next few updates and unfortunately for us the sniffer armor is worse than leather 😞😞😞😞
AND this is a good troll video, for the first 20 seconds you got me. I only later realized that it was satire.
The fact that the piston one is real. Ya can try it out if ya want, they will probably be reverting it though.
The freaking birch jungle
Grrrr I'm so mad why would Mojang do this?
😠
I think ppl would actually like the sniffer if it were given more functionality
2:00 oh my god they added Mama Luigi I need to play this game again now
😭I thought I was insane when you said they changed the spelling of “elytra” to “elytra”
The piston sounds 💀
babe wake up trapperdapper uploaded
0:58 cammans worst nightmare
Hot take: I actually like the pig cloud.
I thought this was genuine until I saw the villager jump height one, some of there are suspiciously fire concepts though 🤔
0:22 insane parkour skillz
The first 45 seconds are very believable
I asked fortune teller, what will come out first: GTA VI or Minecraft 1.21. He said he appreciates my interest in future of my grandkids...
That was very well done.
2:33 Sniffer Block confirmed???
2:24 Yoshi lurking left screen
The whale got me
If i didnt knew this was a joke i would checked a reality im in
I generally don't understand why people are mad about the piston noise, just feels like this community wants something to be mad about
NO WAY, PIG LEGION
This is the funniest shit ive seen this week
All of these feature would still be more fun to play around with than that sniffer “innovative” mob trash
I cannot understand what the intention of this video was
I am pretty sure it was to make fun of commentary Minecraft videos that criticize updates
IM ONLY HERE FOR BLACK YOSHI
I can't believe they're removing gameplay
literally unplayabel
I'm so damn mad about this. I can't believe they made the villagers 'Minigers' and lowered their height by 3 blocks.
I agree, everyone loves Sniffer. It just needs more to it's adorableness.
Other then that funny video, not my favorite parody video. But it had gotten a chuckle out of me. Just this week I've seen many people act like the game is dying and ruined forever over the piston change and that the devs have no idea what their doing. Even if they have a point about the piston change, to say it's an overreaction would be an understatement.
Who is that guy stalking you???
literally unplayable.
What version are YOU playing?! 😭
The deep web version
please post more 😢
the fishton is real, the other stuff is bologna
you are my hero trapperdapper
Dude is stuck at april 1st
That fucking bastion again lmao
Worst upate!!!!
Watching these videos is like watchign alantutorial.
this is GENIUS i LOVE THIS!!!!!!!