I like to imagine some child from a foreign country watches these videos, doesnt speak a single word of english. And just assumes this is just what minecraft in the US is like
Have you considered trying to beat dark minecraft? The rules state: - You can't turn your monitor on at any point - You have to have dark minecraft installed - Lapis cannot be used
This is absolutely a mistake but I want to do it so here we go A list of every single mistake/oddity in this challenge video: 0:13 Run is already invalid, Trapper spawned standing on a non-green block 0:17 Yoshi in mid-air 0:28 An elder guardian spawns on a tree 0:46 Trees do not generate with only one leaf block 0:46 Vines do not generate without the presence of a leaf block 0:46 Green sheep do not generate naturally 0:46 Bamboo do not naturally generate that tall 0:57 Yoshi obtains the "Isn't It Iron Pick" advancement for the second time 1:05 Watermelons do not generate naturally in the ground 1:12 Elder guardians do not spawn outside of an ocean monument 1:24 Tropical fish do not have standable hitboxes 1:31 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block 1:32 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block 1:32 Trapper once again st 1:32 Trapper 1:32 trapper 1:34 The sky in Minecraft is blue, not green 1:34 There is a floating anvil 1:38 Weaponsmiths do not generate with this many anvils 1:39 None of this loot is in the Weaponsmith loot table 2:15 Ruined Nether portals do not generate like this, nor this big 2:31 Halloween Hill is not a location in Minecraft 2:56 Pumpkins are not gravity blocks 2:59 The Efficiency VI enchantment is illegal 2:59 The Infinity II enchantment is illegal 2:59 The Bung Johnson III enchantment does not exist 3:13 Giant Subscribe signs do not generate naturally 3:15 Trapper did not start smelting glass earlier 3:17 Trapper did not obtain cactus from a desert 3:23 Trapper did not obtain shears from a jungle temple 3:26 You cannot shear clouds 3:48 no 3:57 An elytra is unobtainable before going to the End 4:03 This is not the texture of water 4:04 This is not lava 4:22 Trapper enters Creative mode 4:22 You cannot carve nor wear watermlons 4:30 Dark prismarine blocks do not generate in bastions 4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions 4:33 Slime blocks do not generate in bastions 4:33 Chickens do not generate in bastions 4:33 This many gold blocks do not generate in bastions 4:33 Yoshis do not generate in bastions 4:41 Green pickaxes do not exist in Minecraft 4:41 The Flame IV enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Luck of the Sea VII enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Sharpness X enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Silk Touch II enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Soul Speed IX enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Thorns I enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Curse of Vanishing V enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Burger IV enchantment does not exist 4:41 The Spicy-Dingleton-Bottom XII enchantment does not exist 4:50 End Portal blocks do not generate in bastions 4:51 The End does not generate with water 4:51 The End does not generate with mossy cobblestone blocks 4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades 4:59 Green oceans do not exist in Minecraft 4:59 Trapper did not obtain a Trident from a green ocean 5:04 The Ender Dragon does not afflict Mining Fatigue 5:04 This is an Elder guardian, not the Ender Dragon 5:21 There is no End drainage system in Minecraft 6:29 Trapper did not complete the challenge This was a mistake
i love this, some of my favourites are "3:48 no" "4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions" "4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades" "1:32 Trapper once again st" genuinley didnt actually even notice some of these like the elytra, infinity II, him being in creative mode- god theres so much to this video i cant keep up also i didnt even know that pure green tropical fish werent a thing, im shocked and bamboozled to have actually learned something from this
I hate to be a downer, but pure green tropical fish can spawn naturally! In the words of the Minecraft wiki, “When tropical fish spawn in the wild, 90% of the time they appear as schools of one of the 22 varieties seen on the right, and the other 10% of the time their patterns, size, and colors are completely random, drawn from any of 2 shapes, 6 patterns, 16 base colors, and 16 pattern colors.” So, if the base and pattern are both green, there you go!
You’re content is some of the funniest on the site. I love how no sensical it is It’s like you took those cursed Minecraft edits and made them playable but only to you. Also the gags are hilarious please don’t stop uploading and make that end screen cool!
fun fact, minecraft sand is actually all from minecraft oceans!! and as we know seaglass is green, meaning yes there are small bits of green seaglass in every block of sand so the run is valid!!
Color my expectations subverted, this was amazing. The physical/visual comedy was awesome as always, and combining it with your verbal dry humor was a great choice with scenes such as you parkouring down the badlands at the start. It was also really funny to see you establish rules, and then don't even follow them later like when you mine (brown)wood for no reason in the village when you stated earlier that you can't mine it due to its color. The absurdism is also great, and I felt like this episode was more well rounded in comparison to the previous ones. Keep it up, you'd be a great standup comedian I reckon, and those talents are put on full display in these videos. 👍
I can’t believe you aren’t a huge channel yet. I mean seriously you’re so funny. Me and my little sister have watched every single one of your videos together. It’s almost like a little event for us when one comes out. You’re one of my favorite UA-camrs and a way me and my sister spend time together. Thank you, we appreciate you
This is pretty much spot-on to real challenge videos. For extra accuracy, you should complain when the game isn't designed for the challenge you just made up.
Video idea: you should go to a ton of random servers across different versions like hypixel and minehut but pretend like youre beating minecraft or doing a challenge
I know its a minor and very specific gag but the color picker over the nether at around 2:30 caught me off guard and got the first audible laugh out of me. Its so stupid. Grade A art kid humor
I genuenly like the flawlessity of all your runs, including this one. I also use sufficiently green icon on my channel to leave a nice green commentary xD
0:12 is this foreshadowing dark green minecraft, bamboo green minecraft, blue minecraft, gray minecraft, orange minecraft, pumpkinfaceorange minecraft, JohnFortnite coluour minecraft, minecraft dungeons, lime minecraft and black minecraft!??!?
I genuinely like his videos because it feels like I'm following the train of thoughts of a child. Very nostalgic. Heck, I might've even said his current user name at some point when I was young.
Hey I saw another youtuber plan to do this one challenge, but he hasn’t released the first part yet. So you should make a video where you beat Minecraft with dementia before him.
im sorry but the run failed at exactly 2:00 because the iron golem pushed you onto the ultra rare minecraft fire ant, which everyone knows is not green.
2:59 That could've nearly cost you your run! There's a bug with weapons enchanted with Bung Johnson on the latest snapshots that makes things you kill with them drop infinite acacia wood and crash the game. That could've gone horribly, since acacia wood isn't green! Thankfully Bung Johnson III just makes them drop infinite waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs, which contain small bits of green.
It's not sapphire it's lapis
Wrong
Video uploaded 5 minutes ago, comment made 5 hours ago.
@@nega-guyyoure just late
But can he beat minecraft without jade?
Pin of shame smh
Run invalid. He went to a blacksmith and not a greensmith.
Real
see why fact checkers say this is TRUE!!!
Yea, that affected the run heavily
He must do a second apology video.
Greensmiths apart of minecraft 1.21 release
zapology when
The Bartholomew X Green Yoshi spin off has been cancelled.
RIP
Another poor decision by Warner Bros.
How tf was this commented before the video even came out?!??!?
:(
oh thank god
I love how there was genuinely enough grass blocks on the bridge to parkour across the water
And then walks on the path after succesfully dodging the bridge
I like to imagine some child from a foreign country watches these videos, doesnt speak a single word of english.
And just assumes this is just what minecraft in the US is like
😂
I bet you can't beat Minecraft without using Galvanized Square Steel with Eco-friendly wood to efficiently maximize space.
Yeah, he'll probably get unlucky with the foldable desk thay doubles as a kitchen and get the rare screws from auntie spawn
@@SavageJarJarplus he won’t be able to use thermostrat so you can’t use advanced metal detection
And don't forget the 0 centimeter apartment!
@@RageBird7200 Actually, none of the videos have featured a >1cm apartment.
@@SavageJarJar oh I forgot
in one of these videos the joke is just going to be that he does the challenge completely correctly.
48 seconds in we see them run on sand
Prolly an April first
Tip: When beating Yellow Minecraft, in order to cross blue river, pee in it.
Everyone knows blue + yellow makes green though?????
@@wetnoodle5471 fluids don't mix in minecraft 🙄
Don't forget to obtain the golden beetato, allowing you to see everything as yellow.
@@wetnoodle5471 you arent pissing ahrd enough
@@hamaczech13wait a second, is that THE hamaczech from THE bogcraft server? There’s no way, right?
Have you considered trying to beat dark minecraft?
The rules state:
- You can't turn your monitor on at any point
- You have to have dark minecraft installed
- Lapis cannot be used
sapphire*
@@mossbergr My most profuse apologies
This is absolutely a mistake but I want to do it so here we go
A list of every single mistake/oddity in this challenge video:
0:13 Run is already invalid, Trapper spawned standing on a non-green block
0:17 Yoshi in mid-air
0:28 An elder guardian spawns on a tree
0:46 Trees do not generate with only one leaf block
0:46 Vines do not generate without the presence of a leaf block
0:46 Green sheep do not generate naturally
0:46 Bamboo do not naturally generate that tall
0:57 Yoshi obtains the "Isn't It Iron Pick" advancement for the second time
1:05 Watermelons do not generate naturally in the ground
1:12 Elder guardians do not spawn outside of an ocean monument
1:24 Tropical fish do not have standable hitboxes
1:31 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block
1:32 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block
1:32 Trapper once again st
1:32 Trapper
1:32 trapper
1:34 The sky in Minecraft is blue, not green
1:34 There is a floating anvil
1:38 Weaponsmiths do not generate with this many anvils
1:39 None of this loot is in the Weaponsmith loot table
2:15 Ruined Nether portals do not generate like this, nor this big
2:31 Halloween Hill is not a location in Minecraft
2:56 Pumpkins are not gravity blocks
2:59 The Efficiency VI enchantment is illegal
2:59 The Infinity II enchantment is illegal
2:59 The Bung Johnson III enchantment does not exist
3:13 Giant Subscribe signs do not generate naturally
3:15 Trapper did not start smelting glass earlier
3:17 Trapper did not obtain cactus from a desert
3:23 Trapper did not obtain shears from a jungle temple
3:26 You cannot shear clouds
3:48 no
3:57 An elytra is unobtainable before going to the End
4:03 This is not the texture of water
4:04 This is not lava
4:22 Trapper enters Creative mode
4:22 You cannot carve nor wear watermlons
4:30 Dark prismarine blocks do not generate in bastions
4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions
4:33 Slime blocks do not generate in bastions
4:33 Chickens do not generate in bastions
4:33 This many gold blocks do not generate in bastions
4:33 Yoshis do not generate in bastions
4:41 Green pickaxes do not exist in Minecraft
4:41 The Flame IV enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Luck of the Sea VII enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Sharpness X enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Silk Touch II enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Soul Speed IX enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Thorns I enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Curse of Vanishing V enchantment is illegal
4:41 The Burger IV enchantment does not exist
4:41 The Spicy-Dingleton-Bottom XII enchantment does not exist
4:50 End Portal blocks do not generate in bastions
4:51 The End does not generate with water
4:51 The End does not generate with mossy cobblestone blocks
4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades
4:59 Green oceans do not exist in Minecraft
4:59 Trapper did not obtain a Trident from a green ocean
5:04 The Ender Dragon does not afflict Mining Fatigue
5:04 This is an Elder guardian, not the Ender Dragon
5:21 There is no End drainage system in Minecraft
6:29 Trapper did not complete the challenge
This was a mistake
i love this, some of my favourites are
"3:48 no"
"4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions"
"4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades"
"1:32 Trapper once again st"
genuinley didnt actually even notice some of these like the elytra, infinity II, him being in creative mode- god theres so much to this video i cant keep up
also i didnt even know that pure green tropical fish werent a thing, im shocked and bamboozled to have actually learned something from this
I hate to be a downer, but pure green tropical fish can spawn naturally! In the words of the Minecraft wiki, “When tropical fish spawn in the wild, 90% of the time they appear as schools of one of the 22 varieties seen on the right, and the other 10% of the time their patterns, size, and colors are completely random, drawn from any of 2 shapes, 6 patterns, 16 base colors, and 16 pattern colors.” So, if the base and pattern are both green, there you go!
@@666thecreature Corrected, thank you!
@@ragequazar No problem!
Thank you!
I completely forgot this channel was satire
you sure? all seems legit to me
He had me at "shear the clouds for white dye"
he's been going to the same bastion for every run 😭😭
This one was green
You’re content is some of the funniest on the site. I love how no sensical it is It’s like you took those cursed Minecraft edits and made them playable but only to you. Also the gags are hilarious please don’t stop uploading and make that end screen cool!
0:46 Did you just... walk on...... green sand pretending to be yellow sand? I can't believe you knew it was an imposter, you're so good at this game.
Love the SUPER IMPORTANT items that were just thrown out in like 5 minutes lmao
he stepped on sand at the start but thankfully some of the crystals in the sand must have been green
fun fact, minecraft sand is actually all from minecraft oceans!! and as we know seaglass is green, meaning yes there are small bits of green seaglass in every block of sand so the run is valid!!
I hope there were green pieces in the bark of that log he punched in the village
3:04 honestly the pause with the no talking felt so real
I just remembered I forgot an enchant on my god axe. Bung Johnson III is ESSENTIAL. Thanks for reminding me!
I love how they just completely give up on not stepping on the paths the moment they get across the water
The lore is insane, game theory video when?
Dude, your computer really needs to get its warding sigils checked.
Color my expectations subverted, this was amazing. The physical/visual comedy was awesome as always, and combining it with your verbal dry humor was a great choice with scenes such as you parkouring down the badlands at the start. It was also really funny to see you establish rules, and then don't even follow them later like when you mine (brown)wood for no reason in the village when you stated earlier that you can't mine it due to its color. The absurdism is also great, and I felt like this episode was more well rounded in comparison to the previous ones. Keep it up, you'd be a great standup comedian I reckon, and those talents are put on full display in these videos. 👍
I can’t believe you aren’t a huge channel yet. I mean seriously you’re so funny. Me and my little sister have watched every single one of your videos together. It’s almost like a little event for us when one comes out. You’re one of my favorite UA-camrs and a way me and my sister spend time together. Thank you, we appreciate you
I appreciate the Super Paper Mario Count Bleck music playing at the meeting
I'm in love with cockroach stanleyfernbottomshortpants
How DARE you call me a dinglebop in front of war hero and former president Ulysses S. Grant?
This is pretty much spot-on to real challenge videos. For extra accuracy, you should complain when the game isn't designed for the challenge you just made up.
Bro is on Planet Namek 1:34
Bung Johnson III best enchant in the game
i love how we set a rule where you can't touch anything else then green and then throw that rule out the window not even a minute later
The lore behind these is insane
great video, could use more clickbait and overly saturated colours to appeal to kids. love to see more farming equipment videos more
the rules really helped clarify this challenge!
Video idea: you should go to a ton of random servers across different versions like hypixel and minehut but pretend like youre beating minecraft or doing a challenge
this is exactly what i needed rn
the ramifications of the Burger enchantment are still being discovered by scientists to this day
I know its a minor and very specific gag but the color picker over the nether at around 2:30 caught me off guard and got the first audible laugh out of me. Its so stupid. Grade A art kid humor
4:25 If I see that exact same bastion one more time I am going to lose my shit
I’m glad pumpkin hill made an appearance in this video
Man I really like creativity in those videos
The comedy of these videos are absolutely brilliant, great stuff
The lore expands
These videos are so funny I am very glad you’re making them :)
Man, this is the content I was looking for, keep grinding! Your videos can get lots of views for sure!
3:10 Run over, you were hit by BlackYoshi. Black is not green.
I like to imagine a blind person listening to these videos and getting literally none of the jokes
I genuenly like the flawlessity of all your runs, including this one.
I also use sufficiently green icon on my channel to leave a nice green commentary xD
0:12 is this foreshadowing dark green minecraft, bamboo green minecraft, blue minecraft, gray minecraft, orange minecraft, pumpkinfaceorange minecraft, JohnFortnite coluour minecraft, minecraft dungeons, lime minecraft and black minecraft!??!?
holy shit this is insane. you are my inspiration :D
I genuinely like his videos because it feels like I'm following the train of thoughts of a child. Very nostalgic. Heck, I might've even said his current user name at some point when I was young.
trapperdapper truly is the xavier renegade angel of minecraft channels
Love your vids! These are so sarcasmic and ironic! (I really hope that I understood this)
Do a "can I beat Minecraft?" challenge next
minecraft if it ate a greenberry:
so true
Your videos are the peak of satire
this entire video feels like a Eltorro64Rus video mixed with a fever dream
wait a minute... this isnt paper mario!!!! you defied my will!!! you shall surely perish and be sentenced to eternal torment
The second I heard the paper Mario music I knew what kind of event this would be
Agent 119 of the duck foundation, we will force you to beat minecraft with only ducks! We know your location, Dapper
young minecraft streamer that records every day to support his family SHOCKS the internet by completing an impossible challenge in 6
I saw the "burger" enchantment and, for some reason, bust out laughing
Damn, that's a good cliffhanger
1:33 You stepped on the brown path, run ruined, give me your green card.
Incomprehensible, have a great day
What an amazing plot twist at the end
Hey I saw another youtuber plan to do this one challenge, but he hasn’t released the first part yet. So you should make a video where you beat Minecraft with dementia before him.
I wish i wasnt color blind so i could truly experience this 😢. Oh well it was nice seeing you beat red minecraft…
The lore is expanding
im sorry but the run failed at exactly 2:00 because the iron golem pushed you onto the ultra rare minecraft fire ant, which everyone knows is not green.
the lore is insane
Bro the amount of times he walked on green 💀
the lore is getting deep now 😂😂🙏
Those are some great rules.
Funny glug glug chocolate milk.
There’s no way there’s consistent lore now
1:35 Bro went to Namek
This demonstrates that you're a green
bung johnson is very rare enchant!!!!!!
Beat Minecraft without peeled slightly used spotted banana block now.
holy shit it's yoshi real!
2:59 That could've nearly cost you your run! There's a bug with weapons enchanted with Bung Johnson on the latest snapshots that makes things you kill with them drop infinite acacia wood and crash the game. That could've gone horribly, since acacia wood isn't green! Thankfully Bung Johnson III just makes them drop infinite waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs, which contain small bits of green.
Aight getting the end portal from the gold blocks was inexplicably funny.
video idea: minecraft but i can't play minecraft
but you just play minecraft anyways
Woah ö thought this run was legitimate but soon realized how much better it turned out instead
1:32 He immediately forgets that paved dirt isn't green
this is such a good video LMFAO
Gaddafi would be proud
Castle Bleck theme👀
He will never beat Minecraft without awkward mundane splash linger water bottle potion
Oh no, NOT JOHNFORTNIGHT！
Bro you just turned into me! 😂
This is the second best run of Minecraft green%. It is defeated only by former US president gerald ford.
how do you keep thinking up new stuff its impressive atp
APPLEBOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FURRR
I love you Trapperdapper please dont die 🙏🙏🙏
i hate to break it to you but everyone dies
Beat red minecraft next
wtf after he said 'kill the elder guardian" i thought he was talking about my real life father?? Did he just threaten my entire family?
Holy shit new lore?
Applebottom jeans boots with the fur.
5:40
I love that song
this video saved my life