Destiny 2: Nerf Osiris

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Osiris turned out to be, meh. The Prometheus Lens gets nerfed and the Masterworks Weapons are totally underwhelming. Oh, classic Bungie...
    Artwork and written by Scott Simons
    Animated By Laura Rankin
    Produced by Tom Jenkins
    Voice of Vince Dimpers by Mick Lauer (Rice Pirate)
    Voice of Tom Timtam by Blake Swift
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    Voice of Brandy by Tamara Ryan
    Mashed has a low-key love/hate relationship with Destiny, whether it’s in our Game In 60 Seconds episode or Flashgitz’s Destiny Bro. With Destiny 2 now in its first round of DLC for Curse of Osiris, we have re-launched our Destiny news program: Tower Today!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 794

  • @mashed
    @mashed  6 років тому +965

    Tower Today: Now with "NEW NEWS" and errr ...Crack?

  • @Dharmabrot
    @Dharmabrot 6 років тому +745

    "Vex tech demo"
    GENIUS

  • @alfieingamells6010
    @alfieingamells6010 6 років тому +268

    I DONT DO CRACK YOU SON OF A

  • @stoneplanet4497
    @stoneplanet4497 6 років тому +713

    NERF POTATOES

  • @agoldenmuffin1944
    @agoldenmuffin1944 6 років тому +74

    1:52 I though he was gonna say Micro-Transactions

  • @sethjenson8219
    @sethjenson8219 4 роки тому +75

    We gonna get more for this for like forsaken, warmind and shadowkeep?

    • @luar215
      @luar215 3 роки тому +6

      Beyond light here... still no more 😩

    • @bingus8434
      @bingus8434 3 роки тому +1

      No 😔

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 2 роки тому +4

      Witch queen here, still nothing

    • @AlmostCH
      @AlmostCH Рік тому +4

      Almost Lightfall...still nothing :(

    • @KageBlink
      @KageBlink Рік тому +3

      @@AlmostCH There's so much that could be done with Lightfall. xD Like what the heck is the veil?? Guardians swinging around on ropes? Whaaaa?

  • @cbbdexps4688
    @cbbdexps4688 6 років тому +555

    Meow meow got nerfed

    • @mashed
      @mashed  6 років тому +20

      meow.

    • @whuspr
      @whuspr 6 років тому +5

      "You're all not worthy."

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 6 років тому +5

      Bark Bark ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip 6 років тому

      cbbdex PS4 meow meow?

    • @obnielg5752
      @obnielg5752 6 років тому

      Sir Babz I'm assuming Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.

  • @GaiaDblade
    @GaiaDblade 6 років тому +46

    3:50 "I stood next to the SUN! I've never seen anything that big before!"

    • @marsmyers7605
      @marsmyers7605 6 років тому +1

      That’s a lie she’s seen plenty 😏

  • @ghoulishjester9377
    @ghoulishjester9377 6 років тому +436

    I fucking love this lmao

  • @EXoDuZ302
    @EXoDuZ302 6 років тому +330

    when destiny becomes so bad its own announcers cant get excited

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip 6 років тому +1

      Crystal_ignition i/s not bad at all

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 6 років тому +4

      Sir Babz
      No, it's pretty bad right now

    • @sleepydummy3402
      @sleepydummy3402 6 років тому

      I don't know how brain dead you are but you actually care about D2 why? Because you write this comment and I don't care the how you Hate this game but you actually give a fuck about this game and you can't deny it

    • @EXoDuZ302
      @EXoDuZ302 6 років тому +2

      or, we care about mashed
      ive never played the game btw and i really dont intend to, ill stick with warframe thank YOU!!!

    • @sleepydummy3402
      @sleepydummy3402 6 років тому

      Crystal_ignition ok just when you don't like something don't talk about it (and I play Warframe too)

  • @bigbazza1206
    @bigbazza1206 4 роки тому +8

    News is a bit quiet about the death of everyone's favourite character and the giant toblerones that now occupy half the system

    • @Jentrasa
      @Jentrasa 4 роки тому +1

      Big Bazza yes

  • @inkymoth
    @inkymoth 6 років тому +47

    7,000 subs away from the golden play button congrats! You're almost there!

    • @mr.wilson4360
      @mr.wilson4360 6 років тому +1

      Inky Boi: now it's 6,999. Idk why I wasn't subscribed to this channel. 😂

    • @RichardjYouTube
      @RichardjYouTube 6 років тому +2

      Mr. Wilson haha

    • @thehale_
      @thehale_ 6 років тому +2

      Mr. Wilson lol

  • @wolfscarz1902
    @wolfscarz1902 6 років тому +373

    This is great make more and keep it up

  • @UnkleSanik
    @UnkleSanik 5 років тому +16

    Well, Destiny is starting to be good again... Are we finally getting coverage on the death of Cayde 6 or the return of Crota and his angsty teen sons?

  • @mohamedqayachi4720
    @mohamedqayachi4720 6 років тому +193

    I used to love Destiny .... untill i didn't

  • @goldenjaws5012
    @goldenjaws5012 6 років тому +31

    I feel so sorry for the huntress

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry 6 років тому

      Golden Jaws - Me too, poor girl 😂

  • @CLouDBRoS
    @CLouDBRoS 6 років тому +71

    "too many options"...... HA....

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 6 років тому +3

      Why do I even... Play Borderlands 2.

  • @soufinator3631
    @soufinator3631 6 років тому +190

    The whole game need to be nerf hue

  • @Truluvcockers
    @Truluvcockers 4 роки тому +18

    If anyone sees this in 2020 these were the years of joy even if it didn’t feel like it back then i rather go back to this game then destiny 2

    • @rogueeBLU
      @rogueeBLU 4 роки тому +1

      no

    • @rogueeBLU
      @rogueeBLU 4 роки тому +3

      your memory is clouded
      this was when mida and uriels gift was meta there was only 2 crucible modes the endgame didnt reward you getting to max power could be done in 3 days, everyone teamshot, and bungie was with activision

    • @Truluvcockers
      @Truluvcockers 4 роки тому

      Activision was the best thing that could happen to bungie they let them go because they were to lazy to meet the requirements of content that was needed from activision contract with bungie

    • @rogueeBLU
      @rogueeBLU 4 роки тому +1

      @@Truluvcockers this is easily the most retarded braindead shit ive ever heard.

  • @brianmalbran3159
    @brianmalbran3159 6 років тому +14

    The only reliable source of news I trust

  • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
    @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 років тому +18

    Aggro phobia
    The world does seem bigger

  • @mrfoxy7347
    @mrfoxy7347 5 років тому +7

    When will you make more tower today

  • @MrBusterpalmer
    @MrBusterpalmer 5 років тому +6

    Get we get some Forsaken news please!?

  • @sirshotty7689
    @sirshotty7689 6 років тому +4

    Still waiting for the warmind report...

  • @pedroguerrero3405
    @pedroguerrero3405 6 років тому +7

    Destiny Warmind and Forsaken News???

  • @victorvondoom2457
    @victorvondoom2457 4 роки тому +4

    Bring this series back! D2 is actually newsworthy again

  • @zekebanks7876
    @zekebanks7876 6 років тому +7

    Please make more of these we need forsaken tower news

  • @CavinMcGavin
    @CavinMcGavin 6 років тому +8

    I always saw the Tower Today symbol as a face with no mouth, that the tower is the face and the background is hair.

  • @HoneyBadger363
    @HoneyBadger363 6 років тому +6

    I lost it at the Fallen Vandal running like a spider towards the screen being high on crack.

  • @SergioGarcia-ys7xf
    @SergioGarcia-ys7xf 6 років тому +4

    Whens the next tower today?

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 4 роки тому +6

    We need more destiny news, a lot has happened in the last 2 years. Let the hilarity ensue!

  • @GODDOG619
    @GODDOG619 6 років тому +5

    Do a video on the Warmind DLC!

  • @saitamaonepunchman8176
    @saitamaonepunchman8176 4 роки тому +2

    "vex tech demo" holy shit thats perfect

  • @FW_L
    @FW_L 4 роки тому +3

    They seem to only make news when there isnt news

  • @carlossegura8607
    @carlossegura8607 Рік тому +1

    Bro plz do more of these. I feel like there’s enough content now to make more of these

  • @thejustofit8965
    @thejustofit8965 6 років тому +3

    I love how hilariously in depth this is. It's obvious that the writers either, have someone playing the game like us idiots are, or they play it themselves.

  • @blueblaze5160
    @blueblaze5160 6 років тому +5

    How many videos have you done on Destiny now? Like 10? (Tower Today is still some of the funniest content you guys have though, so keep it up)

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 6 років тому

      Blueblaze5 I can't decide if that's either a hate or a love comment

  • @silentsnake31
    @silentsnake31 6 років тому +8

    But its +5 handling!

  • @sethjenson8219
    @sethjenson8219 6 років тому +1

    I love how the weather man always gets shit on

  • @bennievann2925
    @bennievann2925 4 роки тому +1

    Oooh Tom " first crack now this"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EvilCerealBoX
    @EvilCerealBoX 6 років тому

    So I'm gonna be that guy... the "crack cocaine" was actually meth crystals and a meth pipe... Knowing is half the battle.

  • @storminmormn6283
    @storminmormn6283 6 років тому +5

    Tower Today offers more end-game than Destiny 2 ever did.

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 6 років тому

      Storminmormn6 funny because Tower Today doesn't offer any end game at all

    • @footbeat1119
      @footbeat1119 6 років тому +1

      Thagomizer • exactly

    • @sleepydummy3402
      @sleepydummy3402 6 років тому

      Storminmormn6 ua-cam.com/video/OLpeX4RRo28/v-deo.html

    • @Anonymys43
      @Anonymys43 6 років тому

      Before Forsaken that is

  • @Templar02
    @Templar02 6 років тому +1

    Please please make more of these! I'm enjoying them lol.

  • @dsyr_pzyco7126
    @dsyr_pzyco7126 6 років тому

    On 2:48 Tom Tim tam sounds like omwrecker when he rage

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 6 років тому +2

    WE DID IT :D
    happy golden button mashed!

  • @dogwithacoolhat
    @dogwithacoolhat 6 років тому +1

    when's the next episode of Tower Today

  • @jele38
    @jele38 6 років тому +1

    Hmm so that's why gardians don't poop...

  • @retr0238
    @retr0238 6 років тому +1

    You should make a tower today about warmind.

  • @drabin7759
    @drabin7759 6 років тому +22

    Can u do a new overwatch vid pls? I miss them.

  • @Yakazoo
    @Yakazoo 6 років тому

    YOU HAVE 1 MILLION SUBCRIBERS MASHED. MERRY CHRISTMAS

  • @goldenfox2178
    @goldenfox2178 6 років тому +6

    BREAKING NEWS: THE EVERVERSE STORE IS A COMPLETE RIPOFF!!

    • @pweste1
      @pweste1 6 років тому +1

      We all knew that already.

  • @aidanf8705
    @aidanf8705 6 років тому

    "What if I missed a secret room while driving the tank under titan" wait what, is there a secret room??

  • @tghilkrad8012
    @tghilkrad8012 6 років тому

    I originally thought that the "old enemy" was the X or A button (jump button).

  • @itsZeddo
    @itsZeddo 6 років тому

    “That is a buttplug you idiot" I was dying 😂

  • @Khaujii
    @Khaujii 6 років тому

    I got a master work sins of the past, and a master work midnight coop

  • @griffisimo979
    @griffisimo979 6 років тому

    INTRODUCING THE MASTERWORKS WEAPONS!!!!
    They, uh, have a yellow outline!
    And, oh, it increases your handling by 5!
    Please buy our DLC it adds a fresh new 30 minutes of content

  • @themonkeykid1889
    @themonkeykid1889 6 років тому

    Congrats on almost 1 mil subs.

  • @joshuapurdy7065
    @joshuapurdy7065 6 років тому +2

    “Vex tech demo”
    Omfg

  • @BattleDragonGaming
    @BattleDragonGaming 6 років тому +1

    Damn, you guys should do a tower today about cayde dying and the whole forsaken update

  • @tomoleary4062
    @tomoleary4062 6 років тому

    Congrats on 1MIL!!!!

  • @brandonhiggs88
    @brandonhiggs88 6 років тому

    "Explains why the move creepily fast" lmfao

  • @slippingbugs
    @slippingbugs 4 роки тому +2

    Y’all should make these again

  • @ItsxSpartan
    @ItsxSpartan 6 років тому

    That vex tech demo part had me crying.

  • @fransionseamor9368
    @fransionseamor9368 2 роки тому +2

    I miss this series……..

  • @BadBoyBeta
    @BadBoyBeta 6 років тому +4

    What's happening in sports?!

    • @maxcontreras2510
      @maxcontreras2510 4 роки тому

      A hell of lot of dancing, crucible, gambit, and parkour.

  • @Neurofunkyy
    @Neurofunkyy 6 років тому

    Stapletondonson was the funniest thing to me at 3am

  • @mattzila9996
    @mattzila9996 5 років тому

    Please bring back this series! It’s quality!

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 6 років тому

    Masterwork +10 bonus unlocked...
    "OH BOY THIS SOUNDS COOL!"
    Bonus stats severely shit. Even the ammunition +10 for high-capacity weapons only increases the magazine size by negligible amounts... Fukkin. WHY. The only upside to masterworks is the light orbs and defense boost mid-super.
    Damn it Bungie.

  • @strikerforce2495
    @strikerforce2495 6 років тому +2

    so uhh whens the next one

  • @MystMarsh
    @MystMarsh 6 років тому

    "I DON'T DO CRACK YOU SON OF A--!!!"

  • @MonsieurDrobot
    @MonsieurDrobot 6 років тому

    LOFL, so good. The buttplug in the screenshot had me laughing out loud immediately.

  • @TheRowdyyOne
    @TheRowdyyOne 6 років тому

    When’s the new video on D2 freaking game is at an all time high and it’s super fun man.

  • @nikostark9877
    @nikostark9877 6 років тому

    Crap the cops found me, WHAT HAVE U DONE

  • @johntamayo2842
    @johntamayo2842 6 років тому

    “I want to feel unstoppable”

  • @justc1ever409
    @justc1ever409 6 років тому

    Would be great to see one of these for the Forsaken DLC.

  • @Zenobiwan
    @Zenobiwan 6 років тому

    they need to make another one of these for Forsaken, and do a report on guardians becoming homeless and poor after spending all their legendary shards and glimmer trying to get more masterwork cores and planetary materials

  • @thedeependschanger1089
    @thedeependschanger1089 4 роки тому +1

    Those special pants have been nerfed so hard 😭😭😭

    • @CryBlade
      @CryBlade 4 роки тому

      still one of the best hunter exos. Right After celestial nighthawk

    • @thedeependschanger1089
      @thedeependschanger1089 4 роки тому

      @@CryBlade agreed, I don't go anywhere without the Rigs, it just sucks how much they've attacked them. They were a little op in Gambit in the beginning I suppose

  • @LordOfWaffles32
    @LordOfWaffles32 6 років тому

    Hey you got 1 mill subs I’m so proud

  • @guesheon
    @guesheon 6 років тому

    2:07 they scare the crap out of me and in the game. Scary bastards!

  • @carmen5372
    @carmen5372 6 років тому

    I thought he was about to say the darkness

  • @XxDeZZoRxX
    @XxDeZZoRxX 6 років тому

    A second is the average TTK. PL had half a second to 40% less of that for its TTK.

  • @RiiftApart
    @RiiftApart 5 років тому +2

    We need tower today, D2 is now a super good game

  • @TheMeta141
    @TheMeta141 4 роки тому +1

    i miss you guys

  • @akberhirani4008
    @akberhirani4008 6 років тому

    A NEW MASHED VIDEO

  • @DjM2K
    @DjM2K 6 років тому +2

    DAMN IT I WASNT FAST ENOUGH THIS TIME

  • @amaclittle
    @amaclittle 6 років тому

    I love how as soon as I bought the promifias lens it got nerf XD ( was a waste of 29 ledgendary shards)

  • @PB-ji5rb
    @PB-ji5rb 5 років тому +3

    Forsaken news plz

  • @MrBusterpalmer
    @MrBusterpalmer 6 років тому +1

    WE WANT WARMIND IN TOWER TODAY!!!!

  • @Dashx64
    @Dashx64 6 років тому

    Goddamn I love rice pirate's voice

  • @diamondbelaughing9558
    @diamondbelaughing9558 6 років тому

    I've always knew there was something up with the fallen

  • @Lordparable
    @Lordparable 6 років тому

    That fallen bit was funny af

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 6 років тому

    cant lie, standing that close to the sun on a weapon meant to make it go super nova was pretty goddamn awesome.

  • @Peakock-0
    @Peakock-0 6 років тому +1

    How crucible should've been
    Regular basis 6v6
    Iron banner 4v4
    Trials 3v3

  • @RallForeman
    @RallForeman 6 років тому

    Oh shit there almost to 1 Million Subs *GO GO GO*

  • @cfrench3196
    @cfrench3196 6 років тому

    Wouldn’t be surprised if the whole other team in crucible are using butt plugs to stimulate their senses

  • @Sofuretu
    @Sofuretu 6 років тому

    Tower Today is the best source of news we've never had.

  • @codystartin999.
    @codystartin999. 2 роки тому +1

    I miss this show

  • @reganpendlebury9811
    @reganpendlebury9811 6 років тому +2

    Bro make another destiny news report about the new forsaken dlc

  • @beargrilling9785
    @beargrilling9785 6 років тому

    The fallen have discovered crack cocaine which has caused them to walk all spider like 😂😂

  • @1Ultimatehero
    @1Ultimatehero 6 років тому

    Sounds like Rhabby V voiced Tom TimTam