Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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- Опубліковано 8 гру 2023
- Palpatine finds that Anakin, although gifted in the ways of the force, is less proficient in the ways of shutting up for a minute while listening to a story.
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Now I want one where Anakin legit did his thesis on it
I'll put it on the agenda
@@sealsaregood5146please that would be hilarious
Anakin does an entire thesis on the guy that basically sets up the entire Separatist movement and the plan to massacre the Jedi, but never connects the dots to how it relates to the war? Yeah, I can see it, honestly
I reckon there was a fanfic on ao3 with exactly that premise
Same
"You know what they say about assumptions?"
"Yeah, always make them. They make conversations go faster."
🤣
That needs to be on a t-shirt😂
@@rejvaik00I want that t-shirt
I need to remember that one. :D
Such an Anakin thing to say lol
It's so perfect
The funny thing is, the dark side is fueled by negative emotion. Anakin being insufferable would make Sidious more powerful.
Unlimited power!!!
But is the migraine worth it?
And herein lies the true power of Darth Jar Jar.
@@ShinigamiSamaHpainkillers and wine: allow me to introduce ourselves
@@Nobody_In_Particular
>takes stuff to relieve pain...
>dies because the negative emotions were keeping you alive.
"I wonder if Maul is still on the market?" Yeah he is. Half off too apparently xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment
Perfection
Daaaaaaammmmn 😂
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Ya know up until 2:40 I forgot this is Matt Lanter's voice
“Because Yoda says reading is for nerds”
50 years ahead foreshadowing for him destroying the Jedi texts in TLJ Lmfao
he didn’t tho? The books weren’t in the tree, you can see them on the Falcon in a drawer as Rey leaves I’m fairly sure
@@Hello-lf1xs Rey certainly has a book or two with her, she’s reading them in the next movie, but plenty of them were clearly destroyed, hence Luke yelling “the ancient Jedi texts!!!”
@@Hello-lf1xswhy does he yell about the texts, and yoda acts like he destroyed something so the jedi can start anew or something
I know who you are
@@clydecraft5642 yeah that
I like how Anakin went from "I wrote a Jedi thesis" to "i have 2 braincells" in the span of a minute
Well he was just trying to appear more knowledgeable.
To be honest, after I graduated I can only remember the title of my thesis too, so Anakin's excuse checks out.
Tbh, most of the time making a thesis assignment is out of requirement rather than Passion. So you would just speedrun the whole thing and forget about it once you submit it.
I don't think those two are mutually exclusive
“‘Cause Yoda says reading is for nerds.”
That line was beautiful
hmmm. For nerds reading is.
@@thecheeseman31415to build such a bad image on our order, we shall not.
@@Floodpelt wussies are we? Hmmm?
@@homemadecringeycontent6363
Lunch money, you shall give.
@@JimboPb05Ketamine I will buy
"Always make more. They make conversations go faster."
God that is the most painfully in character statement I have ever heard.
It's also a better line than a significant percentage of the actual lines in that trilogy xD
for real i was coming down here to say that
One thing I love about this is how Anakin just does not engage with the point Palpatine is trying to make. He drops hints about how Anakin should pursue the power to save others from death and the guy is just like “hmmm yes I’ve heard of the Dark Side, that’s the one that gives you lightning fingies.”
RPG DM be like:
that's me when i try to tell something important to my brother with adhd 🥲
anakin has adhd
Anakin isn't as interested in saving lives than he is in letting people die. Speeding up the process is more like his thing really.
Palpatine: I wonder if Maul is still on the market?
Maul: KENOBIIIIIIIIIIII!
Palpatine: Nevermind.
Hey I wonder if Dooku is still on the market?
Nvmd...
@blitzkrieg2928 Well there's always General Greiv-
-Battle of Utapau ensues
Nevermind
@@xolotlvtAlso wasn't even force sensitive
@lpmatthews7387 No, but tbf who did he even have left?
in legends i guess he had some choices ( maybe he can find Starkiller like Vader did tho prolly unlikely, or Darth Krayt before becoming a sith etc. ) but Disney wise he only had the Grand Inquisitor and he was pretty weak by sith standards...
even if he tries to use Lord Momin I think it would backfire
From now on, I'm gonna use the darth plagiarise for the rest of my days and you can't stop me
Maybe I can't, but Obi-Wan can simply stop you from talking.
So you’re a Darth Plagerist then?
@@stoaksawbr2803 possibly...
So you plagiarised the name Darth plagiarise?
@@AnakinpanickinnOHHHH HE DID!
I, too, understand why Obi Wan does not let Anakin talk. 😂😂😂
I am a public-educator (middle-school English and literature), so I relate to Palpatine trying to tell this story and trying to have a student draw his own conclusions, only to have it go totally awry! 😂
Same here, middle-school English teacher.
You said enough once you said middle school. I'm so sorry.
You probably meant to say totally aright!
@@timopper5488 True! It all ends up alright, in the long-run! 😂😊
So are you one of the good ones, or one of the many that either burned out or don't give a damn about the kids they're supposed to teach? I had exactly *_two_* of the former throughout my entire school life.
Midichlori- THATS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
that’s Mitochondria
LMAO
Mitochondria are also a textbook example of cellular evolution in eukaryotes
Now you know two things about them
@@rejvaik00 This is 4th grade biology, yes
Ahhh Fourth grade good times....good times indeed
Honestly it's impressive how Anakin has such a short attention span and isn't willing to learn anything, and yet he has an idea of what mitochondria do and almost gets the word correct.
@@rejvaik00 yeah but did you know that in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
This fact has saved me countless times throughout my career
“Darth Plagiarize” is underrated af
Somewhere, Obi-wan sits up: "I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if someone else has to deal with Anakin's BS instead of me this time. Good."
Oh check the last video Obi-Wan being an absolute prick is why Anakin is like this also
>"Absolutely"... Master Obi-Wan doesn't like it.
Killed me
You know, hearing Matt Lanter's voice come out of Haynden Christensen's body is nowhere near as uncanny as I thought it'd be.
Hayden actually kinda sounds like Matt Lanter now lol
@@jovianmelendezHe really does. His natural speaking voice has gotten much deeper. He actually has to “put on” the higher, airer, Anakin voice for things like Ahsoka.
@@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 His new Anakin voice is a mix of his normal voice, his old Anakin voice, and Matt Lanter's Anakin voice. He isn't whiny anymore because the director wasn't telling him to put on a whiny voice.
I liked seeing the blending of the Hayden and Lanter's Anakins in the Ahsoka series
It actually throws me off more when I hear his real voice
3:18 💀”Yoda says reading is for nerds” “THEN YOU DONT HAVE ACESSS TO IT!”
I love that Anakin isn't oblivious to all the wierd sith stuff Palpatine has but just assumes he's a theater nerd lmao
Seeing the planned subtitles, but the audio not so much, as the characters react to interruption...
Its quite original and fun!
Yeah I like that, it’s like seeing their thoughts
Now I want to see a version where plaps is trying to tell his story and Anakin keeps sushing him cause he's really into the opera
Hehe! "Plaps".
That meme exists, btw.
dont call him that ever again
This whole comment chain was hilarious lol
Plot twist: Anakin really does know the story and really did write his jedi thesis on darth plagerize
He acted ignorant so as to avoid whatever palpatine was actually planning.
But he couldn't defend it to the Council so they denied him his Jedi Masters
@@cyberninjazero5659 of course he couldn't. The counsil would have to read it and reading is for nerds.
"No he didn't cause he died"
"How do you know"
"It's a fucking tragedy, that's the whole point"
"Dooku used to shoot lightning from his fingies. I didn't like that much because it was ouchie."
This is beautiful. Thank you for saying things words.
"a very unusual state of affiars"
Beat line if the vid imo
I'd love one where Plagueis tries to teach Palps how to become immortal but Palpy is too busy trying to kill him to find out
"You know what they say about assumptions..."
"Yea. Always make them. It makes conversations faster."
LOL Best come back liner ever.
This was incredibly funny!
"Don't you love how people always finish each other's s-"
"SANDWICHES? I hate it!"
"I wonder if Maul is still on the market" lmao
I love how everyone uses Matt Lanter's Anakin voice for these things rather than Hayden Christenson. It seems more comedic for some reason.
Matt makes him sound like a jock himbo. It really suits the idea Anakin's a manchild
Also I assume there’s much more audio of Lanter as Anakin than Christensen
That was actually really funny, please make more!
I make these every week, haha
@@sealsaregood5146 I agree, this is one of the funniest parody writing Ive seen of lately. I paused the video at "Master Obi Wan doesnt like it" (absolutely) after a burst of loud laughter :D
This is hysterical. I always felt like Anakin had an IQ of 86
Nah based on the video it's more like 68. An 86 would actually put him above 17% of the population.
@@trbz_8745 The threshold to be able to function in the military is 83 tho and in this field you can give Anakin some credit.
66 to be accurate.
Yeah, the prequel trilogy really felt like Anakin was way too easily manipulated, and Palpatine barely bothered to hide his Dark Side persona because the audience knew who he was when no one else around him was supposed to.
I wish I had 86 IQ
I JUST got "Obi-Wan doesn't like that word."
"What word?"
"Absolutely."
Pure gold!
"dont use that word!"
"story?"
"not just yet chancellor! first you have to promise not to use that word"
fucking dying
Hearing palpatine rage like that is like hearing the pope cuss lmaooo
"I see why Obi Wan doesn't let you talk" 😂😂😂😂😂 Roasted.
Luke: “You knew my father?”
Obi-Wan: “Of course I did. He won’t shut up.”
“Then you don’t have access to it do you?!” Sheev asked calmly.
I wanna imagine this anakin in fact knows Palpatine is sidious and is just fucking with him.
Sheev is SO patient with him. Whatever he had planned, I say he earned it.
"More like the tragedy of Darth Plagiarise" was so random it broke me.
Don’t continue to be a pawn of the Jedi Council. Be a pawn of the Dark Side
Be *my* pawn
Darth Sand!
be my prawn
It's always so weird to me that Plaguies died right before the Battle of Naboo, like a little over 10 years before this part of the prequels.
Palpatine acts like it was some ancient sith tale. And it's even funnier with Anakin saying he wrote a thesis on it.
Pretty sure Plagueis died during or after the Battle of Naboo since Palpatine killed Plagueis after he became chancellor
Maybe in this version it happened a long time ago. In the new canon too we haven't been exactly told when it happened
I once asked this to a hot goth chick, and she recited the entire tragedy of darth plagieus the wise
Wife material
she's a keeper
Omg wife her now you lucky man
@@rejvaik00 I'll see what I can do
Wife material, no questions asked.
“You know what they say about assumptions…”
“Yes, always make them. Makes conversations faster”
I love this
“thats the powerhouse of the cell” killed me 😂
"Don't use that word?"
"Story?"
"Not just yet"
Perfect Leslie Nielsen joke
I'm so proud of Anakin disallowing Palpatine to use *that* word ❤
Oh, absolutely.
@@Venmoros Master Kenobi didn't like that.
Fun fact, mitochondria are actually the basis for medichlorians. So both of them are right 😂
This is written like a classic comedy sketch, and I loved every second. The timing, delivery, and hidden jokes in the subtitles were all absolutely hysterical. I can't wait to check out the rest of your videos.
MASTER OBI WAN DOESN'T LIKE THAT WORD!
"More like the story of darth plagiarize" that was the whole anchor for this video wasn't it. You were sitting on your couch and then you said that, and then this entire video idea came to you and you talked the whole thing out on your couch like aschizo.
Most jokes come from the exposition , the punchline is the least funny part until you add context to it .
"Then my lightsabers were all like... "PZIIIT"... and then duku died"
Omg the "PZIIT" killed me...
Only thing in the galaxy that matches Anakin's lightsaber speed is his pew pew wit
Palpatine just went full scary-Bilbo
I like to imagine this us the realistic result of what happens to Anakin abd explains why he talks like that after years of being electrecuted and multiple concussions. Kinda sad though.
“Always the way isn’t it?” Is so funny it caught me off guard so hard
I haven't been this entertained by a star wars parody in so long, well done. Seriously funny shit
Man, the voice for palps is spot on!
alt title: if TCW Anakin was in Episode 3
Darth Plagueis be rolling in the dark force and giving Anakin the thumbs up for shitting on his student
"Always make assumptions, they make conversations faster"
... I say they always get us into trouble, but I mean, he's technically correct.
And that's the very best kind of correct.
Palpatine: "He was so powerful... that he could even keep the people he cared about from dying."
Anakin: "I'm pretty sure they call that medicine, Chancellor."
That was very funny and the impressions were quite good. "I understand why Obi-Wan doesn't let you talk." LOL
“Darth Plagarise” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The pacing, dialogue and comedic timing were all amazing. I love Palpatine losing his patience at the end.
funniest thing ive seen in a while
“Yeah! Always make them, it makes conversations faster!” Is such a great line holyyy
I did my Jedi Thesis on Darth Revan and my conclusion was that if you commit a war crime by brainwashing a war criminal into forgetting that they're a war criminal, they are no longer a war criminal and by extension neither are you so no harm, no foul. Needless to say that the council was very impressed.
Clone War's Anakin Be like:
The voice actor for Palpatine is amazing. Sounds just like the actor.
3:20 That part of the Force Healing and Yoda not letting people learn it because reading is for nerds is absolutely believable.
Palpatine: Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Anakin: Yes I have.
Palpatine: I thought n... wait what?
Anakin: Everybody heard about it. He was this rich guy who got murdered like 10 years ago in a very weird circumstances. It was all over the news. When the Jedi Council realized Sith were around, we looked into it and concluded he was a Sith lord.
Palpatine: Oh...
Anakin: You wanted to tell me something.
Palpatine: Oh... yeah... nevermind.
This might honestly be the best Star Wars content on the internet. Had me ROLLING.
This is the most in-character I’ve ever seen Anakin portrayed
I second the desire for a version where Anakin actually did his thesis on it
Anakin Interruptwalker
I want one where Anakin is really invested in the Opera and keeps telling palpatine to stop distracting him
I love how he talks like a 7 year old
“Fine, even though you know the story, how about I remind you of it”
It might just be me, but Palpatine seemed to be unfazed by Anakin confusing Midi-chlorians and mitochondria. Like, his tone suggested that this was a very common mix up.
1:57 holy shit Anakin, that was a more brutal kill than the rest of the series combined
I really like how slow Ani is... it fits so hard...
The Kenobi bit about “Absolutes” got me 💀 😂😂😂
So this was a more like if Anakin was an early 2000s bro in a comedy movie.
Thats the powerhouse of the cell line got me
I laughed so hard at the mitochondria bit that I had to pause the video, reassure my cat that I’m ok, and now deal with hiccups. That was some great comedic timing!
To me that plagiarization line cuts suprisingly deep. Like, I imagine it struck the hidden inferiority complex that palpatine has towards his master. As in "you plagiarized your master", "you are his bad copy". Makes that moment of silence after all that more meaningful
Fun fact, Anakin was trolling him this entire time
"Only a sith deals in absolutes." Brilliant way to work that meme in. Brilliant.
This script was too good
0:29
That face when he goes "anakin" always makes me laugh
More like the tragedy of DARTH PLAGIARIZE
This is the first time I felt sorry for Palpatine.
0:40 🤣 oh fuck that's unironically me
“More like the Tragedy of Darth Plagiarise.”
Decked.
Tries to make a story from less than 20 years before hand sound like it's something that's been sat in a archive for hundreds of years 😂
I love how Ankian assumed “he” was referring to Dooku and not Plagis
So powerful, and so wise, he could even resurrect women named padme who died during childbirth.😂😂😂
Anakin went from 22 to 4 years old in a span of a few minutes
"You were all like, 'Do it.' and my lightsabers were all like, 'Bzzyatt'" that was fucking hilarious hearing Anakin describe the sound of the lightsabers sliding to decapitate Dooku
3:43 me too, sidious...me too...