Laplus Claims To Have 600 Million Boyfriends And Rejects Her Viewer

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • 【 Laplus Darknesss / holoX / hololive 】
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 228

  • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
    @-EchoesIntoEternity- 2 роки тому +532

    thats cute our chuunibyo has a date on Christmas at the sandbox

    • @martymohawk8360
      @martymohawk8360 2 роки тому +22

      That put the cutest freaking image in my mind. Artists, make it happen!!!!😍😍😍

    • @tmarshman1200
      @tmarshman1200 2 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @thisisgin16
      @thisisgin16 2 роки тому +9

      Because she can't afford a hotel they'll just do it there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sheepcommander_
      @sheepcommander_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@thisisgin16 *holds hands
      _dies_
      Oh yeah remember her handcuffs

  • @namensklauer
    @namensklauer 2 роки тому

    600 million boyfriends, yet she has only 0.5 million subscribers. imagine not being subscribed to your girlfriends channel.

  • @ZealotPewPewPew
    @ZealotPewPewPew 2 роки тому

    600 million? I want a boyfriend number, too! But I'm already married to my wife Nene.

  • @TheAdvancer123
    @TheAdvancer123 2 роки тому +372

    Laplus: I have 600 million boyfriends
    Nene: That's cute, very cute.

    • @martymohawk8360
      @martymohawk8360 2 роки тому +58

      You are Nene husband!
      You are Nene husband!
      All the people Nene husband!
      Yay yay yay!
      Thank you people, Nene husband!
      Yay yay welcome, Nene husband!
      Yaaaaaaaaaaay!
      Zun zun!
      (repeat for infinity)

    • @machinronii
      @machinronii 2 роки тому +14

      Nenechi: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @ChinchillaBONK
      @ChinchillaBONK 2 роки тому

      This is like the Thor Hela meme

    • @priestesslucy3299
      @priestesslucy3299 2 роки тому

      I want a rivalry between these two competing for the bois lol

    • @j-frame
      @j-frame 2 роки тому

      No I am not nene's husband never have been never will be.

  • @TheNike127
    @TheNike127 2 роки тому +717

    600 million? Goddamn she doesn’t belong to the streets, she belongs to the universe 😔😭

  • @MR-jv2ht
    @MR-jv2ht 2 роки тому +132

    Man, that's like 7.59% of Earth's population.

    • @Kramer_.
      @Kramer_. 2 роки тому +11

      You counting bruv?

    • @shaeee5660
      @shaeee5660 2 роки тому +12

      @@Kramer_. its not that hard to calculate actually its just 600mil over 8b x 100

    • @beaverincisor
      @beaverincisor 2 роки тому

      @@shaeee5660 YEP

    • @edwin77kviews3daysago3
      @edwin77kviews3daysago3 2 роки тому +1

      Nene be like : you challenge me, mortal ?

  • @oak3684
    @oak3684 2 роки тому +275

    Man, she’s got the sass, dissing on the chat like that. XD
    I’m so gonna go to USJ during Christmas to watch Laplus-sama’s 600 mil boyfriends army storming the place. LOL

    • @trice1857
      @trice1857 2 роки тому +9

      that reminds me Area 51 Naruto run

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 2 роки тому +2

      They diss each other.
      The streamers reflect on their viewers.
      And the Tsukkomi and Boke roles rotate from time to time.

  • @milkcreamsweetsweetpig1352
    @milkcreamsweetsweetpig1352 2 роки тому +88

    Who will win:
    Nene's Husbands or Laplus' boyfriends

    • @liesandy291
      @liesandy291 2 роки тому +3

      husband XD

    • @AndreB23
      @AndreB23 2 роки тому +31

      Nene's husband: Ma'am, they outnumber us 700 to 1.
      Nene: Then it is an even fight.

    • @moderndayvampire1469
      @moderndayvampire1469 2 роки тому +1

      Quality over quantity.

    • @justawanderingoldman7699
      @justawanderingoldman7699 2 роки тому +8

      Bold of you to asume that Nene's husbands can't be Lap+ boyfriends

    • @Ymmiseethe
      @Ymmiseethe 2 роки тому +3

      Meanwhile Fubuki's "friends":

  • @overchipz
    @overchipz 2 роки тому +112

    Why arent those boyfriends subscribed to her then? dont seem very loyal

    • @awdz2139
      @awdz2139 2 роки тому

      Maybe that she lived longer in the past.

    • @imadegenerate9867
      @imadegenerate9867 2 роки тому

      INDEED

    • @luka188
      @luka188 2 роки тому +5

      They are from different realities and timelines which she conquered before coming to claim this reality

    • @imadegenerate9867
      @imadegenerate9867 2 роки тому +2

      @@luka188 still unloyal, they didn't follow her to her ship and travel to this dimension.

    • @luka188
      @luka188 2 роки тому +1

      @@imadegenerate9867 Who's to say it was them who were unloyal? La+ just left them behind like a wuxia protag on his way to the next realm to find the next harem member.

  • @schokoladereee
    @schokoladereee 2 роки тому +137

    Roasting chat, I like that.
    She should make a roasting marshmallows stream too like Ui-mama. She has knack for it.

    • @afandifaris
      @afandifaris 2 роки тому +8

      Totally agree!!!

    • @machinronii
      @machinronii 2 роки тому +2

      I didn't know I needed that until you said it xD

    • @Aryazaky
      @Aryazaky 2 роки тому +1

      Laplus + Ui mama collab when

    • @NekoMahjong
      @NekoMahjong 2 роки тому

      Hmmm, dunno. Ui-mama's flamethrower make me want to be an M, but in La+ case make me want to be an S.

    • @Tea-Spin
      @Tea-Spin 2 роки тому

      @@NekoMahjong lol I feel you, in Laplus case instead of being M, I just want to punish this kuso brat

  • @Sartyzr
    @Sartyzr 2 роки тому +97

    She has 600 million boyfriends damn she's popular. Her trying to knock crow off her head was adorable

  • @teethcoat4274
    @teethcoat4274 2 роки тому +69

    She's unironically right about people getting upset if she didn't stream on christmas though lmao

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 2 роки тому +8

      And knowing how crazy JP people go when they even hear a whiff...

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 роки тому +12

      @@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 I feel like kaigainiki are probably worse though, since vtubers wouldnt be as much a polarising geek thing in japan. Just imagine how crazy 4chan would go.

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 2 роки тому +18

      @@teethcoat4274 just remember who caused the Towa, Aloe, and Mel incidents.

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 роки тому +8

      @@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 Yeah, but I reckon a similar thing would happen for EN. It's kind of hard not to suspect that when you just go into a stream and you see some random person saying "MARRY ME" out of nowhere.

    • @holow3038
      @holow3038 2 роки тому +4

      @@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 stop with the "Japanese people" that's a problem in general not only for Japanese people.

  • @usamaepekonis
    @usamaepekonis 2 роки тому +62

    Nene Husband collection finally has a rival

    • @squalleonkeneddyheart4191
      @squalleonkeneddyheart4191 2 роки тому +6

      I mean hers are BF not Husband's so Nenechi wins
      But man Nenechi does have an Archenemy thru La+

    • @polkalamypekopeko2969
      @polkalamypekopeko2969 2 роки тому +3

      I wanna see fan art of their husband and boyfriend armies rushing each other like a scene from LOTR

    • @squalleonkeneddyheart4191
      @squalleonkeneddyheart4191 2 роки тому +4

      @@polkalamypekopeko2969 One of em is like Legolas in the Final Battle Staring at us saying "For Nenechi......." (Proceeds to Run towards enemy Army) lol

  • @gelogi
    @gelogi 2 роки тому +8

    Laplus "I've 600 million boyfriends!"
    Nene "Oh you're approaching me?"

  • @Paul-ul9ep
    @Paul-ul9ep 2 роки тому +21

    A rejection to rival Fubuki

  • @gremcilia_immermurin
    @gremcilia_immermurin 2 роки тому +14

    A ponkotsu to surpass Nenechi.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 роки тому +31

    Wow HxH got to collab with USJ? At least the new release is not delayed by Dragon Quest anymore xD
    600 million boyfriends??! Nenechi must be crying right now, poor Nene. Those could be her potential husbands 😂

  • @czaczaczar
    @czaczaczar 2 роки тому +18

    Nenechi pointing to La+: What's with that sassy lost child?

  • @thejamesonthestreet
    @thejamesonthestreet 2 роки тому +24

    Man, her kusogaki energy is off the chart, lmao. Wonder how we can handle it when she and Shion collabed

  • @kurokonatsuki3170
    @kurokonatsuki3170 2 роки тому +12

    Lap having 600million boyfriends, but you're not one of them.

  • @eddster1987
    @eddster1987 2 роки тому +69

    She is really good at this. Really confident almost right out the gate.

    • @rtyzxc
      @rtyzxc 2 роки тому +1

      She's charging straight ahead but I think also putting up a front. Freshly after debut HoloX must be under a lot of pressure and uncertainty about what will become of them.

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 2 роки тому +3

      She is playing into all the otaku preferences on purpose and doesnt show a lot of her real self at all. Out of all of Gen 6 she is the most guarded.

    • @idolaccho
      @idolaccho 2 роки тому +6

      @@yoursonisold8743 Nah, she's really like this. You can't keep up a character sounding that convincent for that much time without messing up. She's the same on her spaces and it does sound genuine, just like any other streamer
      If someone sounds and feels a bit more 'acted' towards the 'otaku' fanbase, is definitely Chloe

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 2 роки тому +9

      @@idolaccho I think we are just looking at different aspects here. I am not talking about her voice or cadence or brashness, those can be plenty real. I am talking about her purposely playing the haughty loli character who is """"mean"""" to Otakus, but secretly likes them and is nice to them indirectly. That is 100% what waifu losers go nuts over. It's such a played out and obvious act. She is fabricating a persona (which is not that unusual for Vtubers), but she is meshing it with her real opinions occasionally.
      Her pointing out that these otakus will get mad if she wouldnt stream on Christmas is a real grievance, but she also plays into their preferences by acting dismissive only to dangle the carrot of "I miiiiight have just a little time to stream for you" in front of them. The 600 million boyfriends thing is purposely so absurd that they can laugh it off or see it as cute overcompensation of a single girl.
      Dont get me wrong, Chloe's vulnerable pity party act and fake cutesy voice are also pretty blatant, but Laplus is definitely putting up barriers. If she is the same person as who I think she is, then it's probably for the best, because she is kinda well known and definitely won't have a boyfriend ever (which includes her thirsty fans fantasies).

    • @idolaccho
      @idolaccho 2 роки тому +4

      @@yoursonisold8743 No, I actually mean it. Obviously that aspect is there and part of the character, but that's about it. It's just the way of referring to her viewers. Like Pekora and nousagis, or Kiara and KFP, it's just a concurrent "joke", but doesn't change the person herself, who she does show and it's pretty open about it

  • @luzmaria5006
    @luzmaria5006 2 роки тому +26

    I don't saw such a good argument about height in quite some time, asking to not count the Horns is like asking to remove you arms to enter a ride. She truly have a point or two.

  • @Odontomango
    @Odontomango 2 роки тому +12

    I think one of the reason why illustrator give her the crow was to give her head some texture so it doesn't look too round like an Onion.
    This goes with almost all of the members, some hide it with a hat, some fix it with ahoge. But if you remove that. Most of them will have very round head like Aqua, Kiara, Lamy

  • @KandiKid87
    @KandiKid87 2 роки тому +11

    LOL 600 Million reasons to be a sassy lost child. 💜

  • @amuraiyalena8929
    @amuraiyalena8929 2 роки тому +25

    Dang if she date one boyfriend for 1 sec, shed took approximately 19 years to date all of them

    • @DianaProudmoore
      @DianaProudmoore 2 роки тому

      Unless she can split herself~
      Satou(Death March) did that~

    • @martymohawk8360
      @martymohawk8360 2 роки тому +4

      @Diana Kurosawa Or she just rolls them all into a big ball Katamari-style and goes out to a movie or something with them in bulk.

    • @luka188
      @luka188 2 роки тому +3

      She comes from a different dimension, so it's not a stretch to imagine she could exist in different places at the same time. Perhaps she may be beyond space time and could date all her 600 million boyfriends individually at the same time.

    • @supertaoman12
      @supertaoman12 2 роки тому

      @@martymohawk8360 Someone please draw this

  • @RocketPropelledMexican
    @RocketPropelledMexican 2 роки тому +1

    They're just built different
    All 600 million of them

  • @martymohawk8360
    @martymohawk8360 2 роки тому +52

    "Don't lean on my shoulder like we're over-familiar!"
    Me: "Girl, I would be leaning on your *head*. You overestimate your own height.😂

  • @hungo7026
    @hungo7026 2 роки тому +4

    So which army stronger:
    - Fubuki's friends
    - Nene's husbands
    - Laplus's boyfriends
    or
    - Korone's culture

  • @starforcenetwork
    @starforcenetwork 2 роки тому +10

    Who would win
    Laplus BF Army vs Nene Husband Army

  • @bmanpura
    @bmanpura 2 роки тому +86

    I can totally imagine her not being alone at Christmas, streaming in a dark room..
    While sobbing lightly and cursing at normies..
    dw Lap-chan. You got fans. If you ask, the -lolicons- Fubuki, Flare, and Matsuri would probably come rushing.

    • @holow3038
      @holow3038 2 роки тому +3

      She has such energy she definitely has friends even if she doesn't have 600 millions boyfriends

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 роки тому +26

    Her chunni is on point on top of calling us otaku like it's natural to her.

  • @therival8819
    @therival8819 2 роки тому +1

    *YES ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN LOVER*

  • @rillzy9637
    @rillzy9637 2 роки тому +5

    Has this child’s parents approved of this?!? Kids these days, smh 🤦‍♂️

  • @smae6677
    @smae6677 2 роки тому +1

    Clippers are like fr parasites omg

  • @rickard486
    @rickard486 2 роки тому +5

    She has 600 million boyfriends and I'm still not a part of them :(

  • @ozone20rulez
    @ozone20rulez 2 роки тому +7

    Nene: Finally, a worthy opponent!

  • @gerdanbombales
    @gerdanbombales 2 роки тому +5

    Nene: *PATHETIC*

  • @nezunish-898
    @nezunish-898 2 роки тому +4

    Nene : Finally a worthy opponent , our battle could be legendary

  • @donttell8878
    @donttell8878 2 роки тому +4

    Laplus: I have 600 million boyfriends.
    Me: ...So you're saying I have a chance?

    • @hao2000ki
      @hao2000ki 2 роки тому +2

      no because if you did you would already be part of the 600m

  • @brswanson88
    @brswanson88 2 роки тому +5

    lol i love her attitude in all the clips i've seen so far

  • @EleosAnim
    @EleosAnim 2 роки тому

    Because of that mess up of watashi.. now i notice her saying wagahai

  • @gavinotheshitpostartist5586
    @gavinotheshitpostartist5586 2 роки тому +4

    And by 600 million she mean none

  • @temporal_paradox
    @temporal_paradox 2 роки тому +4

    3:03 Secre is such a bully

  • @BaneHydra
    @BaneHydra 2 роки тому +9

    She has that kusogaki energy except when Shion roasts us we cry and when La+ roasts us we go "awwww"

  • @tikitiki7058
    @tikitiki7058 2 роки тому

    L+: I have 600 million boyfriends.
    R34 Artists: HOHO?

  • @friedrice8232
    @friedrice8232 2 роки тому +3

    That bird is there to seal her power. The moment the bird falls of her head is when her true powers are unleashed.

    • @RykenInverse
      @RykenInverse 2 роки тому

      Specifically, it interferes with any attempt to remove her shackles, which are the things sealing her power (and intelligence.)

  • @mikko4692
    @mikko4692 2 роки тому

    599 Million boyfriends thought Yamada was the bird when they asked her out

  • @ChinchillaBONK
    @ChinchillaBONK 2 роки тому

    And so, on Xmas 2021, FBI arrested 600mil men...

  • @kunishiratakeru5691
    @kunishiratakeru5691 2 роки тому +4

    My Sassy demon loli can't be this cute

  • @j-frame
    @j-frame 2 роки тому

    Laplus can watch horror movie but cannot play horror game?

  • @AKBzz
    @AKBzz 2 роки тому +1

    “The worst she can say is no”

  • @赤ゲキ
    @赤ゲキ 2 роки тому

    Fubuki has millions of Friends (and some brothers).
    La+ has 600 million Boyfriends.
    Nenechi has millions of Husbands.
    Yeah, I am going with the exaggeration too.

  • @Homiloko2
    @Homiloko2 2 роки тому

    600 million boyfriends, such a popular girl huh.. Thankfully she'll make some time for us on Christmas

  • @andrewtan881
    @andrewtan881 2 роки тому

    600 million? Isn’t that like 8% of the earth’s population?

  • @nightcorereality7348
    @nightcorereality7348 Рік тому

    600 million boyfriends and I'm not one of them...

  • @smolkaichou3893
    @smolkaichou3893 2 роки тому +14

    maybe one of reason why her power got sealed because her charm is too strong or she's once a succubus leader

  • @Sean-vf7bd
    @Sean-vf7bd 2 роки тому

    damn, 600 million boyfriends? literally how, the numbers just doesn't seem to add up, maybe its just 600 thousand only or something idk.

  • @ryanyogianto
    @ryanyogianto 2 роки тому

    I kinda can imagine what Rule34 artist would do with that number....

  • @kunou_noah
    @kunou_noah 2 роки тому

    Sadge, my boi got demoted from World Guardian to amusement park pidgeon.

  • @tsukinoyuki
    @tsukinoyuki 2 роки тому

    Nenecchi be like : mere boyfriends? Yare-yare, This is why kids are....

  • @damianellnoir9318
    @damianellnoir9318 2 роки тому

    Top girl of Hololive Gen 106 will have 600 million subs

  • @burpium1767
    @burpium1767 2 роки тому

    Im too dirty to hear that "600million bf" statement sorry

  • @anorakflakjacket
    @anorakflakjacket 2 роки тому +1

    they all go to a different school so that's why you've never heard of them

  • @DMurdock
    @DMurdock 2 роки тому

    I thought that girl belonged to only me. But I was wrong cause she belongs to everybody.

  • @yuridoggo9075
    @yuridoggo9075 2 роки тому

    "Slim chance"
    Okay, cya christmas, la+ and that girl

  • @NateLeonhart
    @NateLeonhart 2 роки тому

    When she has 600,000,000 boyfriend's, but you're not one of them.

  • @rugino3614
    @rugino3614 2 роки тому

    Absolute destruction.
    No restraint.

  • @ihopeican9076
    @ihopeican9076 2 роки тому

    FBI now have 600 million sus , that's lot of work to do

  • @MrHibugji
    @MrHibugji 2 роки тому +290

    She is such a great girl that even though she has 600 million boyfriends, she will take pity on us and keep us company in Christmas

    • @赤ゲキ
      @赤ゲキ 2 роки тому +3

      She is classified as a Tsundere. Has that look and tone too. She cares about her genmates and supported Chloe before her debut which, as we know, made everyone's hearts explode.

  • @heartsden2901
    @heartsden2901 2 роки тому

    600 million boyfriends and youre not one of them

  • @tomatojuices5340
    @tomatojuices5340 2 роки тому

    Earth will be busy on christmas with aliens i guess 👽

  • @takecareyoself5379
    @takecareyoself5379 2 роки тому

    Pls tell me how many 600 millions in metric system

  • @volbla
    @volbla 2 роки тому

    She might still stream on chrismas? I guess all her boyfriends have plans.

  • @argon-01
    @argon-01 2 роки тому

    She is dating around 1/8th of the male population and I am not one of them :'(

  • @kkj-vb6mh
    @kkj-vb6mh 2 роки тому

    No one here gonna mentions that she just casually said she gonna go with Koyori huh?

  • @mananaaaaa7920
    @mananaaaaa7920 2 роки тому

    We have to give her back to the city guys

  • @groznymerkuria7464
    @groznymerkuria7464 2 роки тому

    it feels like ui mama when she roast the chat lol..

  • @EJY809
    @EJY809 2 роки тому

    Nene: why do you have my husbands?!

  • @TakoVirus
    @TakoVirus 2 роки тому

    i would die for her call me oni-chan...

  • @astolfobosom9899
    @astolfobosom9899 2 роки тому

    BRUH THAT GUY ON CHAT SAID:
    YAGOO MY DADDY😭

  • @ahmadsalman5121
    @ahmadsalman5121 2 роки тому +2

    her japanese pretty fast tho my brain cant keep up

  • @samikrungoken
    @samikrungoken 2 роки тому

    Tsundere in silver pack

  • @Emyrsbeard
    @Emyrsbeard 2 роки тому +3

    stay strong comrades! even our very friendly not a cat fox queen of meme Shirakami Fubuki sometimes become a waifu for a day.

  • @windthugness
    @windthugness 2 роки тому +1

    My crush coming up with excuses when I ask her when we can see each other.

  • @sayusaysu
    @sayusaysu 2 роки тому

    Wait ‘til nenechi hears this

  • @97Multiphantom
    @97Multiphantom 2 роки тому +2

    Nene: “Those are rookie numbers”

  • @qjq9650
    @qjq9650 2 роки тому

    Oh​ boy
    OH​ no​ oh​ nononono...

  • @6Hikari6
    @6Hikari6 2 роки тому +1

    1:15 OOF, that shade
    And yes, people will behave like this
    Also, we cant lean on your shoulder, La+, shackles are in the way

  • @ranled8496
    @ranled8496 2 роки тому

    Imma get some ice cream and invite her

  • @LCortesDana
    @LCortesDana 2 роки тому

    Who is "Professor"?

  • @DragonWhoFoundTheInternet
    @DragonWhoFoundTheInternet 2 роки тому +1

    So are we informally referred to as the boyfriends now? How are we collectively gonna tell Nene?

  • @nepnep1453
    @nepnep1453 2 роки тому +1

    600 million? Too low she really means zero kusa

  • @Doughnub
    @Doughnub 2 роки тому +1

    Nenechi,: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @NightSterling
    @NightSterling 2 роки тому +1

    Challenging Nene's husband collection

  • @HaseoGS
    @HaseoGS 2 роки тому

    TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

  • @RecordToDeathToBoredom
    @RecordToDeathToBoredom 2 роки тому

    MOSHIKASHITARA!!

  • @greenapples4642
    @greenapples4642 2 роки тому +4

    TFW she has 600 million boyfriends and somehow you're still not one of them

  • @J5Aolurus
    @J5Aolurus 2 роки тому

    Nenechi: Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

  • @moderndayvampire1469
    @moderndayvampire1469 2 роки тому

    Sounds like what YunYun will say-

  • @KenGutierrez01
    @KenGutierrez01 2 роки тому

    Wut?