Alternative Wiki: "Be sure to farm 800 Beenates before the WOF. Obtain the slime staff as early as possible as this can help you out in a lot of situations. Proceed with extreme caution when farming for terraprisma, as a single hit from EOL will kill you, use melee weapons to your advantage when doing so. Do not die to plantera, as you will be slain in the process."
You forgot: “as the eater of worlds has over 60 segments and has over 10k health in total, this should be done in between the wall of flesh and the queen slime”
@@PokerSeven It also says you should destroy crimson hearts for The Meatball. The Meatball is made out of crimtane and tissue samples. You don't get it from crimson hearts.
7:50 "(For anybody not knowing what horizontally means, it's the side.)" Let's all collectively thank the Terraria wiki for this enlightening information.
Ah yes, using Megashark with Chlorophyte bullets against Master mode plantera is a great idea! It’ll be super easy to never miss the respawning tentacles. Also make sure to use turtle armour along side the megashark for the added melee damage.. wait… Anyway, its important that you keep a distance from the boss and never stop moving, so set up a *pool of honey* I am at a loss for words
Chloro boolets expensive and megashark doesn't have that much spread anyway unlike chaingun High-velocity boolets can damage 3 enemies with their piercing and easliy obtainable,so it is way better ammo for plantera
@@DarkShard5728English *is* really fucking stupid. You can say there in like 30 different tones of voice so that they mean something different, it has 3 spellings that ALSO mean other things, and they have MORE meanings when you say it in another tone as well. I don’t know how on fucking earth a baby learned how to speak that before anything else, how did I do that lol.
Wiki: farm queen bee, one of the more annoying bosses to dodge, especially with the current gear, just for an unnecessary amount of beenades Also wiki: nooo big scary skeleton man too hard, fight him in hardmode because I can't fly in circles
Queen bee is way too easy, dashing at it with the shield of cthulhu will give you enough invincibility time for it to pass through you, and it's projectiles are ez to dodge with the soc
This guide is a treasure. The kind you lock in a lead-lined case and don't let anyone touch, but a treasure nonetheless. I was criticizing it at the beginning for recommending minishark, since it's pretty bad in master, then I saw the actual insane parts lol
Thank you. Also, with the defenses of many things being buffed, the Minishark does even less damage. Still fun, still using it lmao. Thanks for the answer!
the wiki: Avoid skeletron until inbetween queen slime and the mechanical bosses. Also the wiki: Obtain a shadow key as it can unlock powerful weapons like the Sunfury to use against the Wall of Flesh. Also the wiki: After defeating the mechanical bosses, farm for the pumpkin moon medallion because it is definitely 100% obtainable before plantera. Lesson learned, never listen to wiki guides
But even if you wanted to defeat fucking skeletron in pre hardmode. Why doing it ONLY for the shadow key? Most of the dungeon enemies and loot is very good against the WoF and let's not talk about how some weapons can be upgraded in hardmode. Naturally if you wanted to survive, you would require a lot of good gear and weaponry, then WHY WAIT FOR HARDMODE IF SKELETRON CAN BE CHEESED/DEFEATED EASILY???? I just don't get it
@@xen9221 jesus fucking christ yall act like your a whole different breed from vanilla... don't call us shit-licking cunts because some dumbass was on meth making a guide, and assuming thats just the entire communities fault
Wiki: Use ranged weapons to deal lots of damage, don’t get hit at all because you’ll die in 2 hits, so don’t try to tank the boss. Also wiki: Use melee armor so your have a lot of defense and can tank the boss.
tanking is essentially surviving consecutive hits, so they're saying that while doing that as a strategy to deal more damage is inadvisable, being able to do that to some degree if you have to is ideal.
@@KLIXORthe but it would be infinitely easier to just pick a class and use it because of the set bonus + damage boost. And in master mode, you REALLY need to focus on damage. Otherwise it’s a fight of endurance and you’ll lose every time
"Stay near the underworld to potentially get a Fire Feather" But... but Fire Feathers drop from Red Devils, which only spawn after a mech boss has been defeated...
I love how the guide says "no matter the class, use vortex beater with clorophyte bullets for the homing capabilities" when both nebula weapons have homing
@@mihael64 I’m just a sucker for magic users in games in general. Also I don’t exclusively play mage all the time, I’ve had my hand with summoner and ranger as well.
16:05 I can’t be the only one who died laughing 🤣. “Triple double tonsil blasting giga handtwist vacuum sealed gawk gawk muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo”
i haven’t reached this part in the video yet so i am very confused as to how this sentence could ever be said, much less how it could be at all relevant to terraria LMFAO
16:04 "we immediately lose over half our health to their triple double tonsil-blasting gigahand twist vacuum seal gawk-gawk muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo" lmao
Something else completely incorrect in the guide that I don't think many people have pointed out yet is that flame wings aren't actually obtainable at the very start of hardmode. Fire feathers drop from red devils, which spawn after a mech boss has been defeated. The guide tells you to obtain the flame wings before fighting any boss.
I believe he thought that the red devils appeared at the start of hardmode like the ice golem but without having to wait for a hailstorm, still, imagine wasting a lot of time because you trusted a guide that ended up wasting more time that making the progress faster
@@WaffleTime I could not believe how I never thought of ACTUATING the walls of the temple. also getting d u n e r i d e r boots fucking sucks, I know your pain
Things I've noticed about waffletime: - He keeps killing spazmatism in front of his brother and mocks said brother about it - He absolutely loathes skeletron prime with every bone in his body - He talks about plantera in a very questionable way - He pronounces fishron in the most infuriating way possible and it makes me laugh
20:00 fun fact about the twins: Stage 2 retinasor, unlike spasmatism, does not have a dash attack and can only shoot lasers. That means, if you want to, you can camp it out like a little bitch with the nurse and something like a Yo-yo
It’s even better as a summoner because you can effectively just afk the boss with next to no setup. I would’ve been able to do just that if I had also put walls inside my little wooden box and stopped wraiths from spawning.
Alright, for anyone wondering how much this guide got wrong, I have compiled a list of errors it made (Only doing factual errors, suboptimal strategies for bosses and progression are too numerous to count.) - In the section on the Eye of Cthulhu, it states that you should reforge your world evil gun, all fine and dandy, but one of the reforges (Legendary) can only be obtained on swords, not guns. - In the section on EoW & BoC, it recommends for Crimson worlds to obtain The Meatball from Crimson Hearts, even though The Meatball can only be crafted from Crimtane Bars and Tissue Samples, NOT from Crimson Hearts (I assume the author confused The Meatball for the Ball O` Hurt, a flail that can be obtained from breaking Shadow Orbs in the Corruption.) - In the section on the Wall of Flesh and final preparations for Hardmode, it recommends that you loot Shadow Chests for the weapons inside. Normally, this would be solid advice, but this guide states earlier that you should save Skeletron for after Queen Slime. Defeating Skeletron is required in order to enter the Dungeon, get a Shadow Key, and open a Shadow Chest. - In the section for Skeletron Prime, it recommends to farm for the Pumpkin Moon Medallion and Naughty Present after defeating it, which both require ectoplasm, which you can only get from the post-Plantera Dungeon. - In the section for the Lunatic Cultist, it states he only takes 75% damage from homing weapons. While the Lunatic Cultist does only take 75% damage from certain weapons, not all of them are homing weapons. If I missed anything, be sure to let me know and I'll add it to the list!
@@aljd5600 Yeah, at the time I wrote that, I'm pretty sure the guide was already fixed. But I wouldn't be surprised if there was still some sub-optimal strategies for bosses and progression.
"To their triple double tonsil blasting giga hand twist vacuum seal gog god muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo" That absolutely killed me, my dear God.
hold up did that guide just say that skeletron is a hardmode boss?? i dont think i've ever in my years and years of playing this game have even smelled a thought so preposterous
Man, you know the guy that wrote that put that there just to troll and fuck with people's playthroughs. Probably had the most smug shit-eating grin after that.
@@_DMNO_ "now that you're in hardmode, make sure to get the truffle worm. now that you have obtained the truffle worm, make sure to take all of your coins. then you should go and fish it. the reason you need all of your coins is because fishing the truffle worm gives you op loot, and having all your coins on you doubles the loot. Also make sure that you're fishing over a pool of lava."
I watched this and had to subscribe. I haven't been this entertained in years. I love terraria and I totally relate to every word 😂 thank you for this content 👍
this is the most I have ever laughed at a terraria video, watching chippy do mod play-throughs is cool and all, and tutorials are just tutorials but this was real juicy content best Terraria video, just ever
entertaining content, besides the fact that people who use earrape jokes when their normal speaking voice is lower than hearable human frequencies are fucking evil
"You should not fight Skeletron until hardmode but you can fight the final boss of pre-hardmode - a literal demon God to get into hardmode (loot from Skeletron may also be useful to fight WOF)" Got to love wiki guides
I just realised the guide (I'm 1/3 in the video) doesn't ever tell him to use potions for bossfights. The most overpowered tool. Potions make the game, even master mode a joke.
Ever since Brain of Confusion got a buff I always use that one. It's dodge chance is equal to the DR of Worm Scarf, so on average both will reduce taken damage by 17%. However, Worm Scarf only works against direct damage and not to debuffs. BoC dodge also allows you to evade any possibly inflicted debuffs from that hit. That and the 10% boost to crit chance and (which is unlisted, but is true nonetheless) minion damage. Edit: I highly recommend fighting moonlord using an asphalt sky-bridge with teleporters (with the outer blocks hammered to a slope to prevent losing speed) on both ends. Place campfires, and heart lanterns so you cover the entire area, drink a swiftness potion and... run. With that potion alone you can reach around 90 mph using frostspark or terraspark boots. This allows you to outrun almost all of his attacks with the exception of his big eye beam. Though you'll outrun it more than 50% of the time getting hit isn't much of an issue anymore since you'll regenerate enough health to take another sneak off-screen attack.
"Master Mode Hardcore Guide" "For anyone not knowing what horizontally means, it's to the side" yes, anyone attempting master mode hardcore will surely need to know the definition of horizontally
Ponder, if you may, one particular facet of the situation: My mental acumen is substandard, which leads me to perform inadequately in matters of logical deduction.
Your quality of commentary is really humorous and entertaining, and definitely not something I expected browsing run of the mill Terraria videos. This kind of cheeky narrative content, I love. Would go really well with challenge videos for other games or for game reviews.
Hey, just randomly found your channel, and whilst Terraria being a heart materiál for me, your content for sure does shizzle my nizzle. I know this is video ain't even close to being recent, but it still made me crack up numerous times.
I just came here from the video on techno blades channel about his death, still in tears, and I think you should know you’re a lot like him, keep it up
i remember playing master mode with my friend on drunk world as my first ever playthrough of the game and then soloing moon lord and daytime empress after he ragequit
Thank You! I've been struggling for 2 days trying to beat the mechanical Worm. And the dart trick did it! i did it on the first go :D I do play on mastermode on my first playthrough but it worked :D i'm so happy I thank you so much for this video! :D
It also said that sun fury and dark lance was useful for WoF, imagine getting everything suggested in the guide for wof and going into the dungeon without beating skeletron
when i saw the dunerider boot thing i cried. me and my friend are playing through MasterMode rn, and we ended up killing all the bosses pre Wall of Flesh, but i was yet to get Hermes Boots, or any variants of it. I looted the out entire ice and desert biomes, no boots. after 3 days of searching, i found it after i tried fishing for 10 minutes
my mans focused his videos around copying UberDangers one terraria video, same jokes, same ear rape, just everything is 50% less funny because every 5 words he makes almost an exact ripoff of something Uber did at some point, i didnt even try to find him copying all this shit i watched one video and was baffled so came here and started reading other people noticing it to but just thinking nothing of it
I’ve never played master mode but I’ve always thought of prime as the easiest mech unless you use dart rifle or storm-bow on the destroyer. It’s just skeleton with more defense and you only have to kill one hand.
For me he is fucking hell,everything till expert mode golem in temple is easier. Then after golem comes chil fight with cultist boi and suffering trough pillars only to get killed on moonlord by a fucking wyvern.
On normal mode, yes, on expert or master hell naw, since you can't just tank him, he's going to spam projectiles on you and deal most of your hp with one swing. If you try to move in any way but straight line, that monstrosity outspeeds and saws you in half
In normal play twins is by far the hardest and prime is just a damage check but master mode is the complete opposite, twins are always the easiest and prime is more like an accuracy check to get rid of that god damn laser
skeleton prime is the easiest boss imo if you dont cheese it destroyer can be easily cheesed with certain weapons and twins can be cheesed with the "build a platform/minecart track over the whole world and just run" strat. but in an normal arena without OP splash weapons prime is the easiest (at least thats my experience but i usually play expert not master mode)
the hell i forgot who you were, i watched you like a year ago and you just popped in my recommended xD, funny video based off one my favorite videos by MysteryOre
This is like the 5th time watching this. You are literally the only one I watch now. I'm literally addicted to Terraria at the moment. I can literally stare at the screen for 3 hours and enjoy it.
I don't even know how to feel about "loot from skeletron is very valuable". It's impressively stupid. Also this "no matter the class" thingy pisses me off so much, I cannot.
Yea thats dumb however I cant figure out why prime is the hardest... It has one thing and its laser hand if you destroy it its a easy win I find prime the easiest and destroyer the hardest
Is it me, or does this guy sound like MoistCritikal? Btw, loud is NOT funny, delete this video.
I think you want to use another account when commenting on your videos.
I went to the comments looking for anyone else who thought this
Facts also tf is this comment
@@MauricioPenz R/Woooosh
Beta Cuck Suckers: Loud is not funny
12:23 "dont fight skeletron until you've beaten queen slime" - "before you take down the WOF, you should loot some shadow chests"
Not to mention that WoF and Queen Slime are BOTH harder than Skeletron by a very significant amount.
@@pikminfreak0011 I easily beated king slime in the eye of Cthulhu equipment, master mode first try
@@Alex-wl2li not king slime, queen slime
@@ukko3114 oh ok
@@Alex-wl2li console players
Alternative Wiki: "Be sure to farm 800 Beenates before the WOF. Obtain the slime staff as early as possible as this can help you out in a lot of situations. Proceed with extreme caution when farming for terraprisma, as a single hit from EOL will kill you, use melee weapons to your advantage when doing so. Do not die to plantera, as you will be slain in the process."
In that order
This has me laughing harder than it should have
@@KingOfTheRoost ok.
You forgot: “as the eater of worlds has over 60 segments and has over 10k health in total, this should be done in between the wall of flesh and the queen slime”
"The King Slime is a menacing foe, so make sure to get the Zenith and full Auric Tesla Armor before fighting it.
Can’t believe you were actually able to beat skeleton pre-moonlord, must’ve been difficult.
Yeah last time I checked, the zenith was the only weapon that gave you a chance against it
@@comradpingu5745 not just zenith but also the last prism
@@jojogacha974 last prism is so much worse than zenith wym
@@ThePenisMan oh ok
Can't use zenith because you need dungeon loot to get horsemans blade
I don't know why, but the wiki telling you to reforge your musket to legendary just killed me
it’s not even possible lol
r/drunkwikieditors
@@eboone cant you use terrasavr or something like that to make your musket legendary
Because legendary musket has higher DPS and you didn't heal fast enough
The true melee experience
I love how defeated that “ok” sounds when the guide pretty much says you can’t fight skeletron yet
Doesn’t the next step mention needing a shadow key lmao
Time stamp it
@@russrex472 Around 12:25, mate.
@@scxmfuxkk1895 loooool it does, I didn't notice that. What a good guide.
@@PokerSeven It also says you should destroy crimson hearts for The Meatball.
The Meatball is made out of crimtane and tissue samples.
You don't get it from crimson hearts.
Plantera fight
Wiki: 'It is recommended to use the megashark with chlorophyte bullets'
WaffleTime: *uses cursed bullets*
Both are green, it's close enough
@@Gabriel-nw6fcboth start with C
@@prodzennboth are bullets
@@gusrobi6688both contain an r and an e
@@Amityz72323 both goes pew pew
7:50 "(For anybody not knowing what horizontally means, it's the side.)"
Let's all collectively thank the Terraria wiki for this enlightening information.
THANK YOU TERRARIA WIKI
THANK YOU TERRARIA WIKI
THANK YOU TERRARIA WIKI
THANK YOU TERRARIA WIKI
THANK YOU TERRARIA WIKI
I love how every boss strat ends with "also just dodge good"
Guide isn't wrong tho bout this.
_Especially if it's daytime Empress of Light_
@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б *dodging is futile when you kill it fast enough*
Ah yes, using Megashark with Chlorophyte bullets against Master mode plantera is a great idea! It’ll be super easy to never miss the respawning tentacles. Also make sure to use turtle armour along side the megashark for the added melee damage.. wait…
Anyway, its important that you keep a distance from the boss and never stop moving, so set up a *pool of honey*
I am at a loss for words
Chloro boolets expensive and megashark doesn't have that much spread anyway unlike chaingun
High-velocity boolets can damage 3 enemies with their piercing and easliy obtainable,so it is way better ammo for plantera
@@platinumchromee3191If you couldn’t tell, this was an insult to the wiki.
@@RoundusMongus i could tell and i did
@@platinumchromee3191i can tell english is not your first language. it's okay. english is definitely stupid. you could definitely improve, though.
@@DarkShard5728English *is* really fucking stupid.
You can say there in like 30 different tones of voice so that they mean something different, it has 3 spellings that ALSO mean other things, and they have MORE meanings when you say it in another tone as well.
I don’t know how on fucking earth a baby learned how to speak that before anything else, how did I do that lol.
The was by far the best terraria video I have ever watched
best terraria vid he has made so far
Agreed
The was
Yes, it deserves a subscription.
Yep
Wiki: farm queen bee, one of the more annoying bosses to dodge, especially with the current gear, just for an unnecessary amount of beenades
Also wiki: nooo big scary skeleton man too hard, fight him in hardmode because I can't fly in circles
Lol true, good vertical speed trivializes skeletron fight.
Queen bee is way too easy, dashing at it with the shield of cthulhu will give you enough invincibility time for it to pass through you, and it's projectiles are ez to dodge with the soc
me, who killed him at the start after dyng 25,000 times
I can’t fly in circles so I just use minecarts
I built a big arena for skeletron and beat him so fast🥲
This guide is a treasure. The kind you lock in a lead-lined case and don't let anyone touch, but a treasure nonetheless.
I was criticizing it at the beginning for recommending minishark, since it's pretty bad in master, then I saw the actual insane parts lol
Would you mind elaborating on the minishark being bad inMM?
@@seDrakonkillthe low damage high fire rate doesn’t translate as well to the higher hp bars of master mode
Thank you.
Also, with the defenses of many things being buffed, the Minishark does even less damage.
Still fun, still using it lmao.
Thanks for the answer!
the wiki: Avoid skeletron until inbetween queen slime and the mechanical bosses.
Also the wiki: Obtain a shadow key as it can unlock powerful weapons like the Sunfury to use against the Wall of Flesh.
Also the wiki: After defeating the mechanical bosses, farm for the pumpkin moon medallion because it is definitely 100% obtainable before plantera.
Lesson learned, never listen to wiki guides
Calamities wiki actually has good guide
@@precipitately because the calamity community isn’t a bunch of shit licking cunts and actually understand what they’re talking about
But even if you wanted to defeat fucking skeletron in pre hardmode. Why doing it ONLY for the shadow key? Most of the dungeon enemies and loot is very good against the WoF and let's not talk about how some weapons can be upgraded in hardmode. Naturally if you wanted to survive, you would require a lot of good gear and weaponry, then WHY WAIT FOR HARDMODE IF SKELETRON CAN BE CHEESED/DEFEATED EASILY???? I just don't get it
@@TheLad196 Because the vanilla Terraria wiki guide sucks ASS, that's why.
@@xen9221 jesus fucking christ yall act like your a whole different breed from vanilla... don't call us shit-licking cunts because some dumbass was on meth making a guide, and assuming thats just the entire communities fault
Wiki: Use ranged weapons to deal lots of damage, don’t get hit at all because you’ll die in 2 hits, so don’t try to tank the boss.
Also wiki: Use melee armor so your have a lot of defense and can tank the boss.
Melee class has the most defense out of all of the classes in the game. As a ranger you generally want to stay away from the enemy
This made me so mad like ugh
tanking is essentially surviving consecutive hits, so they're saying that while doing that as a strategy to deal more damage is inadvisable, being able to do that to some degree if you have to is ideal.
Your comment got liked 666 times!!
@@KLIXORthe but it would be infinitely easier to just pick a class and use it because of the set bonus + damage boost. And in master mode, you REALLY need to focus on damage. Otherwise it’s a fight of endurance and you’ll lose every time
“difficult difficult lemon difficult” is an underrated joke
My favorite part of this is he consistently uses the stool through hard mode because it is warding lmao.
well, it *DOES* have Warding so
I once took a depth meter all the way to plantera because it had lucky (and for some reason I couldn't get a goblin army to spawn)
@@Technotoadnotafrog me when goblin army summon
Anything beats giving the tinkerer more money to shower on his wife's husband for recognition.
@@SaltyNardCrystal Shard Duping makes this possibility ignorable.
"Stay near the underworld to potentially get a Fire Feather"
But... but Fire Feathers drop from Red Devils, which only spawn after a mech boss has been defeated...
Large Brain
Brain of Cthulhu
"For the worthy king slime sized brain time"
SHE DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
People new to Terraria: Hmm, maybe a guide will help me progress while having fun!
Terraria Guides: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move
I love how the guide says "no matter the class, use vortex beater with clorophyte bullets for the homing capabilities" when both nebula weapons have homing
As a mage player I find it sorrowful, absolutely despairing how they forgot the two weapons nebula gives me have homing
AMPLIFIED HOMING.
@@Beepers559 i envy you for being able to play mage and not get bored from being so overpowered
@@mihael64 I’m just a sucker for magic users in games in general. Also I don’t exclusively play mage all the time, I’ve had my hand with summoner and ranger as well.
@@Beepers559 Same here, however I could never really connect with the mage class in terraria
Wiki:"wait until hardmode to fight skeletron"
Also wiki:"loot shadow Chests for wall of flesh fight which requires you to get shadow key from dungeon"
😆😆
Just deal with dungeon guardians.
@@катяташоу8 easy
@@alejandrooooo My man
I think he used two guides for this video
"no facetank setup can survive his damage in mastermode"
me who facetanked him on my mm playthrough: im sorry what
Not even the wiki can understand the true power of Muffet
how
@@seanrobinson-old-4463 high damage reduction and defense
@@MuffetXyeriaFlora Elaborate
@Toby Bromley you stand there and tank all the damage with your face
This is pretty much just "normal master mode but i take a eternity finding dunerider boots in between"
When waffle deep fries anything you know he's pissed.
haha now I have found you dummy
Its what moistcr1tical playing terraria would be like AND I LOVE IT
@@crimatechromee804 I was just thinking he sounded a bit like moistcr1tical
Ik i thought the same thing
17:00
I love it how the wiki told us what "horizontally" means at 7:57
Very nice of them to do, I wouldn’t have had a clue
16:05 I can’t be the only one who died laughing 🤣. “Triple double tonsil blasting giga handtwist vacuum sealed gawk gawk muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo”
A true masterpiece of a quote
"What a trade off!"
Gawk Gawk Gawk
i haven’t reached this part in the video yet so i am very confused as to how this sentence could ever be said, much less how it could be at all relevant to terraria LMFAO
If Shakespeare was a gamer:
That Skeleprime rant had the exact same energy as Sam O' Nella's Amellia Bedillia rant
Timestamp?
~20:30
16:04 "we immediately lose over half our health to their triple double
tonsil-blasting gigahand twist vacuum seal gawk-gawk muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo" lmao
What a trade-off!
Best part
I scrolled through the comment section just to comment on the guy who mentioned this first. LOL
“Dumbledore said calmly”
Sir this is a Wendy's.
Something else completely incorrect in the guide that I don't think many people have pointed out yet is that flame wings aren't actually obtainable at the very start of hardmode. Fire feathers drop from red devils, which spawn after a mech boss has been defeated. The guide tells you to obtain the flame wings before fighting any boss.
Yo can I ask you, why is his minishark textured differently to the regular one??
@@rad44rrprobably just a texture pack
Yeah I noticed that too. Kinda looked like the Assault Rifle from Halo lol
I believe he thought that the red devils appeared at the start of hardmode like the ice golem but without having to wait for a hailstorm, still, imagine wasting a lot of time because you trusted a guide that ended up wasting more time that making the progress faster
The wiki guide: wait till hard mode to do skeletron
Rangers: alright, have a nice day
i consider any generalist class gameplay coward
so this wiki guide is just gross
@@TheMathtag this was written for hardcore mode
@@TheMathtag Your opinion is very valuable for the whole terraria community. Thank you for sharing
@@sirilthefirst8971 oh right
so I'm not allowed to share opinions?
@@TheMathtag No-no. Everyone who enjoys the game as they see fit is a coward. You are completely right.
8:20 this was me with the magic conch it is very stressful. I agree loot chests, Loot chests, LOot chests, LOOT cHesTs, LOOT CHEsTs, LOOT CHESTS.
I could not BELIEVE how long it took to get those god damn d u n e r i d e r boots
@@WaffleTime In my playthrough with my friend I found 2 of them in about 5 minutes for us....
@@WaffleTime I could not believe how I never thought of ACTUATING the walls of the temple.
also getting d u n e r i d e r boots fucking sucks, I know your pain
@@WaffleTime It's like the freaking mana flower; when you don't need them, YOU GET THEM IN ANY CHEST. LIKE, WTF!
Things I've noticed about waffletime:
- He keeps killing spazmatism in front of his brother and mocks said brother about it
- He absolutely loathes skeletron prime with every bone in his body
- He talks about plantera in a very questionable way
- He pronounces fishron in the most infuriating way possible and it makes me laugh
20:00 fun fact about the twins: Stage 2 retinasor, unlike spasmatism, does not have a dash attack and can only shoot lasers. That means, if you want to, you can camp it out like a little bitch with the nurse and something like a Yo-yo
Me,sitting in a box with nurse and meteor staff: haha space rock go brrrrrrr
It’s even better as a summoner because you can effectively just afk the boss with next to no setup. I would’ve been able to do just that if I had also put walls inside my little wooden box and stopped wraiths from spawning.
@@ZenoCrasher I mean if you get spasmatism out of the way, absolutely so.
@@platinumchromee3191cheese
@@JerCough5668 CHEESE FOR EVERYONE
Alright, for anyone wondering how much this guide got wrong, I have compiled a list of errors it made (Only doing factual errors, suboptimal strategies for bosses and progression are too numerous to count.)
- In the section on the Eye of Cthulhu, it states that you should reforge your world evil gun, all fine and dandy, but one of the reforges (Legendary) can only be obtained on swords, not guns.
- In the section on EoW & BoC, it recommends for Crimson worlds to obtain The Meatball from Crimson Hearts, even though The Meatball can only be crafted from Crimtane Bars and Tissue Samples, NOT from Crimson Hearts (I assume the author confused The Meatball for the Ball O` Hurt, a flail that can be obtained from breaking Shadow Orbs in the Corruption.)
- In the section on the Wall of Flesh and final preparations for Hardmode, it recommends that you loot Shadow Chests for the weapons inside. Normally, this would be solid advice, but this guide states earlier that you should save Skeletron for after Queen Slime. Defeating Skeletron is required in order to enter the Dungeon, get a Shadow Key, and open a Shadow Chest.
- In the section for Skeletron Prime, it recommends to farm for the Pumpkin Moon Medallion and Naughty Present after defeating it, which both require ectoplasm, which you can only get from the post-Plantera Dungeon.
- In the section for the Lunatic Cultist, it states he only takes 75% damage from homing weapons. While the Lunatic Cultist does only take 75% damage from certain weapons, not all of them are homing weapons.
If I missed anything, be sure to let me know and I'll add it to the list!
i edited the wiki you can check and see if it’s fixed
@@aljd5600 Yeah, at the time I wrote that, I'm pretty sure the guide was already fixed. But I wouldn't be surprised if there was still some sub-optimal strategies for bosses and progression.
@@BrendaK7200 it actually wasn’t fixed lol, just the skeleton prime bit
It says when entering hardmode to stay near hell to potentially get a fire feather. They drop from Red Devils. A post mech enemy.
@@cewla3348 i thought the Red Devil has always been a post mech boss enemy though?
"To their triple double tonsil blasting giga hand twist vacuum seal gog god muscle spasm organ twisting brain blaster combo"
That absolutely killed me, my dear God.
Yea, I farmed about a total of 500 - 700 I would say, and died, and beat it without any Benades
I feel for you, I hate the queen bee grind so much
Its super easy farm it with the space gun and you'll also get tins of gold
With meteorite armor
@@zackluck1105 it isn't in the wiki so it dosent count
@@zackluck1105 i know, but it took hours
hold up did that guide just say that skeletron is a hardmode boss?? i dont think i've ever in my years and years of playing this game have even smelled a thought so preposterous
@@georgy2596 the wiki is clowning itself
Man, you know the guy that wrote that put that there just to troll and fuck with people's playthroughs. Probably had the most smug shit-eating grin after that.
@@_DMNO_ "now that you're in hardmode, make sure to get the truffle worm. now that you have obtained the truffle worm, make sure to take all of your coins. then you should go and fish it. the reason you need all of your coins is because fishing the truffle worm gives you op loot, and having all your coins on you doubles the loot. Also make sure that you're fishing over a pool of lava."
@@georgy2596 nah, it said he has 10k combined. Meanwhile, wof has like, what? 11k in classic?
They have changed it now.
I watched this and had to subscribe. I haven't been this entertained in years. I love terraria and I totally relate to every word 😂 thank you for this content 👍
Thank YOU for the support home slice!
@@WaffleTime I' not the only one who still uses "home slice"? YESSSSS!
This is a great video but I hate how he organizes his inventory
16:06 had me laughing out loud. This is your first video that I've watched, love your content, keep doing what you're doing!
Haven't expressed this enough so: Dommy Mommy Queen Slime 😳
How could we forget that THICC slice of salad Plantera
@@WaffleTime 😳
@@WaffleTime you mean THICCC
Bruh, my phone literally crashed reading this comment.
Lmao
bruh skeletron in practice aint even that difficult who sacrifices all that OP dungeon loot pre hardmode to do skeletron AFTER QUEEN SLIME
Exactly!
None of the dungeon loot is even that useful for fighting WoF, plus this is guide is for a hardcore character so it would be super risky
queen slime is literally harder than skeletron too, i’ve literally only beaten it with post-mech gear (i hate those freakin bouncy slime ball things)
@@rainer_1137 if you’re skilled enough to play hardcore, you’re skilled enough to easily beat skeletron
@@boblobgobstopper13214 most of the time....
Those random cuts to loud distorted audio literally gave me hearing loss. Very cool 👌👍
this is the most I have ever laughed at a terraria video, watching chippy do mod play-throughs is cool and all, and tutorials are just tutorials but this was real juicy content
best Terraria video, just ever
Thank you king
Should check out Elppa...
@@a2zistoolong448 this is better than elppa imo
9:17 did the wiki just say to get the meatball from crimson hearts lmao
Unless its talking about breaking 3 hearts and spawning big brain and killing it to get the meatball
I think it was talking about breaking 3 hearts, killing some of the creepers for the tissue samples and then dipping
@@rainer_1137 i gotcha
Well, it's not the official terraria wiki
Isn’t this guide on the wiki?
entertaining content, besides the fact that people who use earrape jokes when their normal speaking voice is lower than hearable human frequencies are fucking evil
Nah there’s something wrong with you if you can’t hear him
"hahahaha hearing damage" is the best gen-z joke what are you talking about
@@explosu correct opinion
Not to mention the eye-straining "funny" edits he does
@@fod-der just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean others won't.
I absolutely hate how the destroyer has more health than moon lord
It's fair, he is a worm
Because you can rack up a shitton of damage on the destroyer, he's an easy target
yea but the endgame gear you fight moon lord with does so much more damage that unless you hit 20 segments youll be doing less damage
@@_DMNO_ the destroyer has one big health bar, his health isn't like the eow.
@@unhealthypills9069 but he's a worm,like wyverns too
The complete monotone on which you detail the sufferings of the average Terraria play through is the best thing I have ever listened to. Thank you.
"You should not fight Skeletron until hardmode but you can fight the final boss of pre-hardmode - a literal demon God to get into hardmode (loot from Skeletron may also be useful to fight WOF)"
Got to love wiki guides
19:47 I'm now calling the mech bosses the industrial revolution
I just realised the guide (I'm 1/3 in the video) doesn't ever tell him to use potions for bossfights. The most overpowered tool. Potions make the game, even master mode a joke.
And calamity reveangence mode doable
@@precipitately calamity death mode master for the worthy anyone?
@@aquariumfish-i4h it doesn't even exist yet
@@precipitately i know lol
@@precipitately it was a joke
Ever since Brain of Confusion got a buff I always use that one. It's dodge chance is equal to the DR of Worm Scarf, so on average both will reduce taken damage by 17%. However, Worm Scarf only works against direct damage and not to debuffs. BoC dodge also allows you to evade any possibly inflicted debuffs from that hit. That and the 10% boost to crit chance and (which is unlisted, but is true nonetheless) minion damage.
Edit: I highly recommend fighting moonlord using an asphalt sky-bridge with teleporters (with the outer blocks hammered to a slope to prevent losing speed) on both ends. Place campfires, and heart lanterns so you cover the entire area, drink a swiftness potion and... run. With that potion alone you can reach around 90 mph using frostspark or terraspark boots. This allows you to outrun almost all of his attacks with the exception of his big eye beam. Though you'll outrun it more than 50% of the time getting hit isn't much of an issue anymore since you'll regenerate enough health to take another sneak off-screen attack.
The Wiki: "Fight Skeletron after Queen Slime"
Also the Wiki: "Loot Shadow Chests using a Shadow Key from the Dungeon to fight Wall of Flesh"
"It will come back and bite your ass, and not in a fun and kinky way"
Im stealing this
That minishark skin is heresy to the covenant alliance
Now THAT is how you should play Terraria
Except fighting skeletron post wof
The wiki is way ahead of us in strategies. It knows the ultimate way to play.
@@trickypuppet4323 yes, on a master mode world with a hardcore character
@@rainer_1137 you could never lose
@@trickypuppet4323 yep I reforged my musket to legendary and beat the game pretty easily!
Now this, is some S U C C U L E N T content if i do say so myself
U have the same energy as this guy
@@eagletgriff bruh miss me with that “100 years ago” lmao
@@monkeybandit222 what do you mean, the current year really is 2121 your phone calendar is just lying to you
@@the-letter_s why just why
@@monkeybandit222 because in the future technology actively works to gaslight you :)
i like how the guide goes so far as to give a description of what horizontal means.
"Master Mode Hardcore Guide"
"For anyone not knowing what horizontally means, it's to the side"
yes, anyone attempting master mode hardcore will surely need to know the definition of horizontally
consider: am stupid
Consider the following: im fucking braindead
think about the following carefully: i'm not very intelligent
Ponder, if you may, one particular facet of the situation: My mental acumen is substandard, which leads me to perform inadequately in matters of logical deduction.
Consider this my companion for I mentally unable to do simple task and for this reason I am unavailable to comprehend simple directions
Your quality of commentary is really humorous and entertaining, and definitely not something I expected browsing run of the mill Terraria videos.
This kind of cheeky narrative content, I love.
Would go really well with challenge videos for other games or for game reviews.
Hey, just randomly found your channel, and whilst Terraria being a heart materiál for me, your content for sure does shizzle my nizzle. I know this is video ain't even close to being recent, but it still made me crack up numerous times.
The plantera portion was very inspiring to my friends during NNN. Thank you
This was the most entertaining terraria video I’ve seen in ages. You’ve earned a sub!
I just came here from the video on techno blades channel about his death, still in tears, and I think you should know you’re a lot like him, keep it up
This video is pure cinematic excellence, nothing can top the levels of sarcasm this video exudes and it is bafflingly funny. You’ve earned a sub
i remember playing master mode with my friend on drunk world as my first ever playthrough of the game and then soloing moon lord and daytime empress after he ragequit
absolute legend
Thank You! I've been struggling for 2 days trying to beat the mechanical Worm. And the dart trick did it! i did it on the first go :D I do play on mastermode on my first playthrough but it worked :D i'm so happy
I thank you so much for this video! :D
can we just mention that the wiki said kill skeletron in hardmode?
ikr?! 😭
Bro, right?????
It also said that sun fury and dark lance was useful for WoF, imagine getting everything suggested in the guide for wof and going into the dungeon without beating skeletron
@@dando541 lmao truee
@@dando541 you just become god and kill all the dungeon gardens because that's easier then secolatron
2:00 Jokes on you, cactus is only prickly on the outside - the inside of the armor would be wet and sticky, good stuff.
This just came up on my tv and that first mic gain increase woke me up and scared the shit out of me, but now I'm just laughing at your pain
This video is extremely epic, make more
My dude your voice and editing are like a mix of Charlie and Uberdanger.
Top fucking tier.
ikr he sounds literally like him, oh wait this comment is a year ago i need to stop rewatching this video
the fact that he modded the minishark into the ma5b assault rifle from halo is perfection
when i saw the dunerider boot thing i cried. me and my friend are playing through MasterMode rn, and we ended up killing all the bosses pre Wall of Flesh, but i was yet to get Hermes Boots, or any variants of it. I looted the out entire ice and desert biomes, no boots. after 3 days of searching, i found it after i tried fishing for 10 minutes
.....bro, are you okay? Are you in need of a hug?
I didnt get Hermes boots until handmade once lol
I didn't get them until just before fighting WoF, because I refused to not have them for that.
by far the best terraria video i’ve watched. has me dying all throughout
Had him dying all throughout as well.
Had my ears dying throughout due to the excessive bass boost as well!
my mans focused his videos around copying UberDangers one terraria video, same jokes, same ear rape, just everything is 50% less funny because every 5 words he makes almost an exact ripoff of something Uber did at some point, i didnt even try to find him copying all this shit i watched one video and was baffled so came here and started reading other people noticing it to but just thinking nothing of it
this was the only video over 10 minutes i could finish. your suffering fixed my fucked up attention span. thank you
this mans editing is like a fever dream. i love it
Yea loud noises = funny haha
I can tell this video and the commentary in it was inspired by UberDanger's video, great shit.
14:17 underrated quote
Bruh, can’t believe the wiki tells you to fight skeletron in hard mode when you can beat it with a godly musket an a solid arena.
Legendary Musket
@@ethanhampl1520 they dont exist
@@hydrochloricacid7927 that's the joke
@@ethanhampl1520 what kind of joke is that
@@hydrochloricacid7927 this was a month ago leave me alone
I'm so glad I got recommended this
I'm laughing so hard
13:11 *skips menacing to get angry*
goes to show how good he is when he doesnt even have full gold hearts when defeating moon lord
I’ve never played master mode but I’ve always thought of prime as the easiest mech unless you use dart rifle or storm-bow on the destroyer. It’s just skeleton with more defense and you only have to kill one hand.
For me he is fucking hell,everything till expert mode golem in temple is easier.
Then after golem comes chil fight with cultist boi and suffering trough pillars only to get killed on moonlord by a fucking wyvern.
On normal mode, yes, on expert or master hell naw, since you can't just tank him, he's going to spam projectiles on you and deal most of your hp with one swing. If you try to move in any way but straight line, that monstrosity outspeeds and saws you in half
In normal play twins is by far the hardest and prime is just a damage check but master mode is the complete opposite, twins are always the easiest and prime is more like an accuracy check to get rid of that god damn laser
> Says Prime is the easiest mech
> "I've never played Master Mode"
skeleton prime is the easiest boss imo if you dont cheese it
destroyer can be easily cheesed with certain weapons and twins can be cheesed with the "build a platform/minecart track over the whole world and just run" strat. but in an normal arena without OP splash weapons prime is the easiest
(at least thats my experience but i usually play expert not master mode)
Papa waffle is literally my favorite youtuber. He makes my day much better every time i watch him
"And teach your kids how to ride a bike... You can never get that back" Calm down, Satan.
0:09 I just left my headphones a little to loud and now I don’t think I will be able to hear again
Skill issue
That "Watch me speedbuild" part killed me. Great videos man keep them comming.
The dedication in this video is insane
Thank you for pointing out to me that: If it’s an animal-gun hybrid, Then none can stop you
this cracked me up good shit dude
2:11 Yeah, fucking nope. I'm out.
It's been a year come back and finish watching this pls
the hell i forgot who you were, i watched you like a year ago and you just popped in my recommended xD, funny video based off one my favorite videos by MysteryOre
This is like the 5th time watching this. You are literally the only one I watch now. I'm literally addicted to Terraria at the moment. I can literally stare at the screen for 3 hours and enjoy it.
This is actually my favorite terraria video. It is funny on a whole other level.
Can’t wait to watch this after work
you just gotta love the npesta at 3:25
I don't even know how to feel about "loot from skeletron is very valuable". It's impressively stupid.
Also this "no matter the class" thingy pisses me off so much, I cannot.
Yea thats dumb however I cant figure out why prime is the hardest... It has one thing and its laser hand if you destroy it its a easy win I find prime the easiest and destroyer the hardest
@variablestar I use to however only challenge for me is spazmatazim other is terribly easy to handle
Skeletron loot consists of a pretty good book, a couch, a useless hook, a mask, and a trophy. VALUABLE.
WOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
Hi duke fishron :)
@@slimeistaff5539 hi
Hello Duke fishron
I killed you recently
I love how it says that it‘s impossible to tank moonlord‘s attacks when that very much is possible with the right armor
He broke the law during the plantera fight, it said to use chlorophyte bullets but he used cursed