When the game has too many radiant quests
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2021
- Yeah hey turns out another settlement needs your help so if you could go help them, that would be great. Honestly the more I think about it, the institute was the perfect place to make this video.
#fallout #fallout4 #institute - Ігри
Bethesda saying that thier radiant quests are so good that players can't tell them from the normal quests is the biggest unintentional self own in gaming history.
That's funny because I've beat fallout 4 several times years ago and I haven't the foggiest idea what a radiant quest even is
@@Kaiwala Infinite quests, or, the same quest over and over again. Helping settlements are a prime example.
I kept losing the story in Fallout 4 because I couldn't tell it from the side quests
@@Kaiwala they're basically computer generated quests.
@@Kaiwala Almost quite literally every quest in the game honestly. Every time someone doesn't specify exactly where you are going it is a radiant quest (Aka RNG quests that are literally just, "Go to [place] and kill/collect [thing]").
The bottle glitching out at the end was fantastic
Not a glitch god just wanted a nuka cola
It needs that awful physics plinking sound of the glass impacting surfaces at mach 5
That's just how meetings rooms in office buildings work. They're eldritch locations where things can just randomly happen sometimes.
So true to life! In the game, anyway.
...along with a companion that constantly scolds me for stepping on junk...
I thought it was blasting off since it is in the shape of a rocket
I’ve had Preston give me two "This settlement needs your help" quests while I was turning in the last one.
It wasn’t just that I couldn’t empty my questlog. It kept growing!
Its like a hydra
This is why I stopped doing the Minuteman story line altogether. I wanted to be the LONE wanderer, exploring the world at my own pace and finding things out on my own. So when you get "settlement X is under attack!", this it literally the game butting in, saying, "hey! we got STUFF for you to DO!" because the developers are worried that noobs will get bored. And the settlement under attack is usually on the other side of the map. I usually avoid Fast Travel because it breaks immersion, but the game is forcing you to use it as a magical teleporter, because in real life you would never arrive in time to help the settlement if you had to walk there.
Lol nice
@@jiggycalzone8585 exactly!
Yeah. I figured out that you can best a. Don't actually get anywhere close to the Museum of Freedom, and just leave Preston & co. there for the entire game, or b. there is an option to tell Preston that you're not the hero he's looking for and he'll not give you any minuteman quests until you tell him you'll help him. Both options close off certain workshops and/or your first power armor set, but what's more important, that two or three workshops in settlements and one suit of armor, or the peace and quiet of not hearing "General, another settlement needs our help" every single damn time you visit Sanctuary?
this is a good one
Glad to see you're thriving my friend, considering Sid tried to murder you only hours ago
Fancy seeing you here
You're.... Alive?
I hope you make a full recovery after Sid murdered you.
oh hey
"That will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
Truer words have never been spoken.
esp seeing as people in the film industry have like, no oversight or labor laws to follow
That and Homer "Lisa you don't go on strike if you don't like your job you just do it really half assed! That's the American way "
@@Rexini_Kobalt What gave you that idea
@@luvdady
The Chinese call it “going fishing”
No carrot all stick.
I love how Fallout 4 doesn't even ask you to accept quests anymore, you just walk past a NPC and quests automatically appear in your log.
Todd finally stopped pretending like you really had any choice to begin with.
And then when you do talk to them, the dialogue boils down to "Yes", "Yes (speech check for more money)", and "Sarcastic (Yes)". Talk about rigged from the start.
@@MrDrCthulhu there's sometimes also "Not right now but put it in my quest log just in case."
This is why I could barely eek out a 3rd playthrough on F4 while I managed to squeeze out 20 on New Vegas. The Main Quest were too railroaded, the side quests barely had any choices and had little effect on the game world, and the radiants were too repetitive and tedious.
To be fair, some of the characters and factions were interesting but the fact that Bethesda barely put some depth in them made it completely fall flat.
@@theunforgiven9386 they put too much time and stock into the new features and not the narrative design
I liked the Oblivion system where if you overhear a conversation you get a new topic to bring up in dialogue. Feels like a very natural way to gather information instead of just dumping quests onto a big pile
Nate - "I dont like these radiant missions, and uh...I dont think Im going to do them anymore."
Piper - "...Youre just not going to go?"
Nate - "Yeah."
Piper - "Wont the people who give them to you get angry?"
Nate - "I dont know. But I really dont like the missions, and uh, Im not going to do them."
Piper - "lol so youre going to quit?"
Nate - "Nah, not really. Im just going to stop going."
Piper - "lol ...so, when did you decide all of this?"
Nate - "About an hour ago."
Piper - "Oh really? lol"
Nate - "Yeah."
Piper - "lol ...so, you going to get another radiant mission?"
Nate - "I dont think Id like another radiant mission."
Piper - "lol well what are you going to do about caps and supplies?"
Nate - "Ya know, I really never liked paying for supplies. I dont think Im going to do that either."
Awesome!
My man role playing harder in the comments than I did in the whole game
@@Conman1469 He’s quoting the same movie
@@Heavyhittingit whats the movie
@@Fellovidual Office Space
"That'll only make someone work *just hard enough* to not get fired"
If only some supervisors would realize this.
Yeah but that’s what the supervisor is doing too so…
@@DB-ku7vu lol *threatens to fire someone* ah today's been a productive day...
Preston - "So, I hear youve been missing those settlements Ive been marking on your map."
Nate - "I wouldnt say Ive been 'missing' them, Preston."
Honestly, yes
Having so many quests/missions active at once really reduces the motivation to actually not achieve anything
It motivates me greatly in FO4 survival mode, having stops along the way of being forced to walk everywhere are great for XP dumps.
Exactly the problem I have with Skyrim. In the time it takes to turn in a quest I get two more. They just never end. And don’t get me started on clearing out bandit camps
I like back in the classic Fallout RPGs where I actually had to go around asking for quests. Made them feel way more meaningful
@@smegleymunroe863 As someone who has had character where I grinded out 200+ levels after LE was released, this. I start out being really selective with what quests to start and end with a quest log of dozens of active quests where I now have to sort through them not remembering when or where I got them.
I don't think that's actually the problem. The problem is that Bethesda's writing is bland. I can hardly even call it writing. Everything in FO4 is just so pointless. There is no message that they're trying to convey.
@@Dresdenstl the amount of quests is one of the problems, its way easier to decide which quest to do and get motivated for it if you only have like 3 unfinished quests instead of 100 unfinished ones
Bob Slydell : What you do at the Minutemen, is you take the request for help from the settler and then bring it to the Lone Survivor?
Preston Garvey : Yes, yes that's right.
Bob Porter : Well then I just have to ask why can't the settlers take them directly to the Lone Survivor?
Preston Garvey: Well, I'll tell you why, because, settlers are not good at dealing with the Lone Survivor.
Bob Slydell : So you physically take the request for help from the settler?
Preston Garvey : Well... No. My secretary does that, or they're intranetted.
Bob Porter : So then you must physically bring them to the Lone Survivor?
Preston Garvey : Well. No. Ah sometimes.
Bob Slydell : What would you say you do here?
This is perfect.
This comment needs to be turned into a video
I think this is one of my favorite comments of all time
Preston: "I give orders to my general, my superior officer, and they have no right to refuse."
This was great. I guffawed. :-D
"Well I've never seen this quest before
...
Why is so bland?"
"We could need some more help if-"
"OH GODAMMNIT NOT AGAIN!"
It still annoys tf out of me your not allowed to kill him after you join the raiders. Okay Bethesda... I'll just tell him to go hang out at some junkyard in the middle of nowhere instead. -_-
I get "help defend *settlement*!" quests all the time. Never go to any. They're all FORTRESSES by this point. Any who crumbles to a few puny raiders DESERVES to suffer damage.
Yeah it's honestly bullshit how they literally spawn the enemies in your settlement as if you didn't just build a wall around it with numerous turrets and guards to defend it from being breached.
@@jackiejack999 And that right there is why most of the time, I avoid even talking to Preston. Why go through the motions of building up a place to be defendable against threats while I'm gone....only for the game to give me the finger and spawn enemies in the base.
I just showed up to my first one recently, set up a single advanced auto turret and it took out all 3 of the super mutants. I just stood there and watched. The game still wanted me to set up more defences tho because it's only 80% defended -_-
the way it works is so dumb, it's just opposed d100 rolls, with yours being d100+defences+population, and the enemy being d100+(food+water), but your defence roll + bonus is capped at a hundred so unless you've got a fortress generating no food and water and stacked to the gills with turrets then there's still a chance some random raiders kick your guys assess
When you get " A settlement is under attack" but you where just there making that settlement into Fort Knox
Yeah and why the aren't the other minutemen doing anything? I thought that was the whole point of rebuilding the minutemen, so you have a militia that can defend people at a minutes notice?
Something else that gets my goat is you can't create a dedicated force for protecting settlements. Handful of bands armed and armored like gangsters from the prohibition era burning raiders with automatic fire and spec ops tactics.
@@cenyoorsunt3167 fallout 4 should’ve had a almost “this is the police” like element to it you could access from your pipboy. Something that lets you manage minute men groups like a actual general instead of having to do everything yourself. It should’ve turned from you defending places to you taking the fight to the gunners, raiders and super mutants.
Bethesda is so bad at informing the player, I usually only ever see an XP gain for defending a settlement from attack. A settlement that I never knew was being attacked. Also, if you did know and did drop everything you were doing, then traipse across the other side of the map to help, it is nice that the attackers waited patiently for you to arrive.
@@cenyoorsunt3167 (chuckling) Perhaps something like the guards in Skyrim, similarly voiced, so you could occasionally hear them confronting attacking raiders off in the distance: "Stop right there, criminal scum!"
This oddly makes sense...
Nothing odd about it
I agree with Mike, nothing odd about it. There is a solution to this problem: don't award bonuses to the management, but to the workers on the floor. That will solve two problems in one go: you won't waste money on managers who don't work harder because of a bonus, and you get the people who do the actual work that earns a company money to actually be motivated.
It’s a criticism of marxist systems. Quotas, overmanagement, “equal pay” for bad and good work destroying motivation, the constant threat of consequence hanging over your head.
@@combativeThinker really? because this takes place in an american company, which makes it a criticism of capitalism, and top heavy corporations.. i'm no fan of marxism but American capitalism, as honestly portrayed in this movie, is a steaming pile of bullshit for the average worker.
@@combativeThinker lol no, that it isn't. It is a criticism of being a worker in an office where your boss is an asshole.
Last night I was at a work bench, and Preston just walked up and memed me with THREE settlement quests at once.
Bro, I'm trying to mod this armor. Go away.
@The Hittite Is there a mod that makes Garvey do some of the damn work? I hate Fallout's NPCs because they're all so damn helpless. How did anything get done before I unpopsicled?
Sim settlements 2 is pretty good for helping the settlers take care of themselves so you dont have to do anything but outline an area for a type of structure to be built. If you have the supplies for it, the settlers will build the structure.
Also, I use console commands to get synth uniforms to put settlers into so I can spot the new ones without jobs. And i give them a weapon with only one bullet. It works out nicely.
@@AdmiralStoicRum Never thought of that, thanks!
Uniformity for clarity... now they just need to unionise.
I just sent him to the red rocket in far harbor and never spoke to him again. He did the same thing to me
The Enclave had pieces of flair they made the wastelanders wear.
The institute bears an interesting parallel to the Vaults in terms of organizational format. Even with the small window to the outside I imagine many scientists hitting this same realization at some point- the endeavor to conquer what it means to be human and to gain the greatest understanding of the wasteland erodes away to going through the motions like any soul crushing data entry office job
This is a dilemma that occurs in Vault 101, which is why they have to use propaganda to convince the populace that the wasteland is dead and no life worth living is possible out there. They also banned any mention of a team of scouts they sent to the surface which got into contact with cities and settlements but eventually perished. Vault 101 is by far the most in depth Vault in the entire franchise and the interactions inside it feel real. Vault 81 never could replicate the feeling.
It's also great for using the same asset batch for two purposes! Ehm but the derivative analysis is cool too bro
@Ashwin Shetty The issue with inbreeding only crops up with "selective preferences". You can honestly keep a stable population size with 80-160 people through forced social engineering.
@@pokeman5000 this sounds like a marvelous plan! so if we say lucy cormick was the hottest girl in the vault and instead of selective preferences it was forced.....Hmmmm I love the way you think sir/madam >:D! Truly a genius of the century! Give this person a Gold medal or a hero's parade!
could make a good loverslab mod for sure!
The game has too many radiant quests, but not enough of "There's another settlement that needs your help" quests
why are you everywhere
I started doing the radiant quests for the grouchy BoS dude hoping if I did enough of them he'd pull the stick outta his butt. He did not.
Those... are radiant quests.
@@ChrissieBear Yes......they are. Why cant i hope a character lightens up after clearing dozens of ruins?
@@tanrata8658 Rhys sucks.
Marcy Long sucks.
Preston Garvey sucks, and he even has a whole Affinity quest thingie...
There's no change, no development. Just this eternal state of player-loathing responsibility with no awareness to your actions.
If I might add, the falacy of Fallout players spending more exploring than witnessing the story then starts, because of this kinda thing.
"Boy, that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."
You know what you get for being the general of the minutemen? An annoying npc telling YOU what to do and how to do it.
Being director of the institute? Patrols and fetch quests.
Star paladin of the brotherhood? Patrols and fetch quests.
They took the idea of being a major leader in different factions and made it completely pointless and your end game choice on which side to pick even more meaningless than most of the games endings they done throughout the years. It went from being exciting and what can you do to shape the commonwealth to not mattering.
statistically only a small fraction of players who buy a game made it all the way to the end. good developers use this to get as weird or niche as possible, bad developers just phone it in because most people wont notice if the first part of the game is fun.
@@ince55ant imma admit, i have never ever finished any fallout or finished skyrim. i always mod the crap out of them and just... do what ever... lol ^~^;
Office Space is such a classic
Todd Howard: Radiant Quest will keep our game relevant for awhile.
Modders: how about no...?
New Vegas: yeah, how about that?
New Vegas has garbage quests early on, "find the teddy bear" "kill the ants" stuff like that
Thats a common element of rpgs. Its tailoring tasks to your level.
Clear out quarry junction as lvl one would just be stupid. But it quickly changes. By Primm your fighting escaped convicts to free a hostage and find a sheriff and by Novac youre exploring a ghoul infested rocket test base.
@@ThomasOwOD Yea... level 1 quests, lol. Imo, some of the best games have a slow burn for an early game, KH 1&2 both have monotonous early games that help set-up game mechanics that'll save your ass later.
Fallout 4 is the complete opposite, one of the first quests (as in one of the closest, because you could do quests out of order... to a point) just hands you a power armor and makes you fight one of the strongest enemies. Which is a great introduction if it escalates from there, but the game doesn't keep up with that momentum and peeters out.
@@ThomasOwOD The teddy bear quest isn't even a marked quest, and besides, all of the really simple quests at least have a narrative reason. It's not like after killing all the ants on the trade route and returning to Ranger Jackson, he says "Uh oh. More ants! Let me mark it on your map!"
@@whitworth5s248 ohhh because it's unmarked means it's ok? So you better go get a nod that makes the quests unmarked then
That about sums it up. ATM I'm playing through Far Harbor again and halfway through each mission, I get a quest to defend a settlement that has over 300 defense. If I go, the turrets kill every attacker before I fire a shot. If I don't defense fails. And half the time it's that some idiot got kidnapped so you have to go or you fail.
Yah its like your actual defense stat means literally nothing. They should have leveled the raiding parties over time or let you scout who was attacking. Thank god mods pretty much fix this with FOCOM and militarized minute men
The building aspect is gold imo but to hell with the settlement mechanics it’s such a buggy garbage mess. ( the building aspect needs mods to really shine but I’d love to see it in every fallout or elder scrolls game from here out )
@@finklejinks imagine having to install mods for the game not to annoy the fuck out of you.
@@finklejinks I think I read on the wiki that the % chance of recieving a "Help this Settlement" quest can never go below 2% no matter how much defence you have. Which is stupid.
@@fclp67 Bethesdas thought process on games basically. Hey this doesnt work, but screw it our engine is so easy to mod in someone else will fix it
Dude this is exactly how I felt! On my first Playthru I had so many radiant quests because of Preston Garvey. Back then I thought if I just finished the quests, at some point he would STOP! Nope he just kept going and going and going and I was stuck with a huge list and a large amount of settlements that have no resources for defenses. I was overwhelmed Man lol 😅
@WungusBill And stop calling me General.
Seriously Bethesda/Todd, *stop* promoting the player into positions that (s)he is unqualified for. Positions that should in all actuality require the player to stop adventuring and stay where they are to manage _whatever_ .
@@randallporter1404 you're the General now! I mean, you're still going to do EVERYTHING. By yourself.
@@Flood520 Well if I'm the General, Archmage, Jarl, CEO, Institute Director, etc. at least pay me.
As Landlord of each settlement that *I* build, *I* do get a paltry income form the stores *I* build...
One time, I received a radiant quest to help some settlers from a settlement that I had already helped, AND HAD TURNED INTO A FULL MILITARY BASE! We’re talking like 20+ settlers, many of which were in full combat armor and had lazer/plasma weapons, heavy machine gun turrets on the corner of every building, and a defense of more than 400. These settlers were being bullied by two or three Raiders, who were probably wielding pipe pistols and wearing literal scrap metal. Btw, The settler that I talked to to get the quest was a Minuteman. Not dressed up like a Minuteman, an actual Minuteman. Like what the hell man, do your damn job!
Imagine that at a settlement with Laser and Missile Turrets on Every Building, with settlers walking around in Power Armor and using miniguns! Tell me how a single freaking Raider is going to be a threat at that point?
The pack: talks about how they are the dominant animal that prey on other groups
Also the pack: never successfully hold off Nuka World Red Rocket from like 5 feral ghouls
Office Space is such an underappreciated movie nowadays. It feels like everyone's forgotten about it, when it's more relevant than ever.
like alot of movies, my mom showed me this and i loved it.
Whenever i hear the phrase "quiet quitting" being touted as a modern phenomenon, I think about "Office Space" and the fact it was made over 20 years ago 😂
*Saves a settlement*
Preston: "Hey, another settlement needs your help"
Sturges: "Hey, what's this I hear about you ignoring quests?"
Meanwhile in Skyrim...
Proventus Avenicci: If you could kill that (randomly generated enemy) at (randomly generated location), that would be great...
I am now imagining the Lone Surviver, Piper and Valentine beating Preston Garvey with baseball bats like in that one scene
"Settlement needs help?! The fuck does that mean?!"
Out of those 3, which one would be Michael?
and i all ready did this in my save everytime prestion gives me a quest i hit him with a baseball bat for good luck
“Th-they gave me the same quest three times this week, and I told Preston that if he gives me that quest again then I’m quitting, I’m going to quit, and my settlement used to be based by Concord and I could see the molerats, and they were married, but then they switched from the pipe rifles to the laser musket but I kept my pipe rifle because it has a higher rate of fire-“
Nick: “Okay Lone Survivor.”
“No, it’s not okay, because if they give me that quest again, I’ll set the Castle on fire…”
Heey, General, there's also this mirelurk problem, if you could take care of that that would be just greeat... Okay thanks!
But... But I
*Lights go out*
*Okay... That's the last straw...*
*Starts nuka world DLC*
*Sole Survivor
Why do some of these comments say "Lone Survivor"? Is there a translation of the game that I don't know about or something? It's always been Sole Survivor, not Lone Survivor.
That is perhaps, my favorite scene in the whole movie. The very essence of the disgruntled average worker. Especially retail.
Am I the only one who is entirely reminded of the earliest 3-d games using actual people as models? Like ~2000. That's what I see here.
Perfect, btw. That's what I'm trying to say.
Flawless.
I still play some of those games. Some are really funny and interesting.
And not using this but drawn animation is Lamplight City. You definitely should play it
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Ah, yeah, I know of that one. I think I started playing a demo of it but it had a monthly subscription or something, didn't it? I think I'm thinking of the correct game.
@@TransRoofKorean its a point and click game bro
Phantasmagoria screwed me up when I was 9 or 10. Some of the old animated Sierra games were creepy as Hell, too. Like that one with an evil Jester. Kyrandia or something.
@@copecope7278 Ah, Betrayal at Krondor was always *_literally_* my favorite game ever, that was another great Sierra one.
What's amazing is they had radiant quests figured out all the way back in Daggerall (1997 ish?). Lots of guilds to join that gave you quests in cool dungeons. Rank up and gain rewards. Profit. In many ways that was the best game they ever made (though I'll still give the nod to Morrowind).
Oblivion is the best 😢
Exactly.
But when Captain Lewis Nixon is working for his superior, Richard Winters, he is fully dedicated.
You know why? Because he is working for a friend!
And Winters is helping him hide a crate of VAT69 whiskey.
Curahee!
And also if Nixon screws up he's worried Dick will douse him with a jar of his own piss again.
@@fuzzydunlop7928 If only Nix would actually fire a shot off a gun during his stay in Germany.
This reminds me that I need to re-watch Band of Brothers some time.
Honestly I don't know why Bethesda bothered having Preston name you "General". Literally any other rank would've been 1000x better. I don't know and have never heard of a single General who is asked by an inferior officer to perform the jobs of a trillion privates in the span of one week.
Yeah, I'm okay with Preston being an advisor, because he's a veteran, but past a certain point you should be able to point to your troops and have them deal with most issues, only calling you in for serious situations.
Having subordinates who did that job for you is a great idea that should have e been a thing.
Well... If u play in PC there is a mod called Minuteman Radiant Squads... Yeah that mod really make you as a real general... U can point your minuteman squad to do that radiant quest just like a real general... I know its late but maybe u want to try that mod... For xbox i dunno...
Wow, it's almost as if rpgs should try to give an emotional investment to its quests! Good job Todd, you took something that game developers have known for 30+ years and just threw it into the trash!
In my opinion, I wish they hadn't tried to put any scripted quests with emotional investment in the game at all and only focused on radiant quests, because the scripted quests that are in the game suck wiener but the world exploration and settlement building is fun.
@@wimbusbert1249 speak when spoken to, child
@@gunsol900 *searches far and wide as to why I should do that*
*comes up empty*
@@gunsol900 Hes not wrong mouthbreather. If you actually read what he had to say
Millions of hours spent on graphics, animation, pathing AI and about a half an hour spent on developing the emotional investment.
iv never heard this line before but hes not wrong
1999, office space, a classic
What I love about this scene is how utopian it seems over time. Just the idea that they sat down and attentively listened to what he was saying at all.
This is why in my latest playthrough I never bothered getting Preston out of Concord. Just jumped from the church to get my armor and continued about my business. So far this is the longest playthrough I have actually enjoyed.
I rescue them but always say no when Princess Gravey asks for more help. They all walk to Sanctuary and I put them to work.
_And I install a mod to remove the Hammer time markers. I also install a mod so I can turn Marcy into a hooker, even if she doesn't earn a single cap._
There's at least one mod where Preston and company dies in Concord, by removing the "Essential" flag from them and like doubling the number of enemies inside.
@@randallporter1404 I just strip her and send her as a provisioner to the farthest settlement I have with nothing but a baseball bat.
I never realized how true this was until I started working.
You know I relate to both the joke and what the guy was saying not the 8 bosses but work enough to get people off your ass. Also good vid
Always relevant, just do the bare minimum, or if you really feel like showing off in the workplace be just SLIGHTLY better than your coworkers. At least they'll have to empty the basket first before your head rolls.
It's unfortunate, but doing the bare minimum is necessary. If you start doing more than that, they'll expect you to perform at that rate forever more. Hard work and skill are only rewarded with higher workloads.
Mmm.... bad management.
Fallout 4 was definitely the best game for this clip. Having a pile of different factions trying to tell you what to do when you really just want to find a cool power armor upgrade and carry 54 toasters back home so you can customize your house.
Seriously one of the most criminally underrated movies, alongside Falling Down. Fits amazing in this context too lol
What movie is it?
What movie is it?
@@topramen5344 office space, give it a watch
@@owen5640 i agree, digital amputee keanu reeves.
wow now that's just a straight-shooter with upper management written all over him
trying to read the subtitles and listening to the audio at the same time split my brain in half
Preston: Yyyyeahhhh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturdaaayyy. There's a settlement that needs your help. Now, I've taken the liberty of marking it on your map so if you could go ahead and just help those settlers, that'd be greeeaaaat.
Preston: Oh Oh and I almost forgot I'm gonna need you go ahead and come in on sunday too mmkay. We lost some settlers this week and we need to sorta play catch up. Thanks.
Ah, the moment when I realized radiant quests were a thing and I was just wasting my time doing the same thing over and over again... 🤦🏾♂️
Imagine growing up without this gem showing up on cable in your early teens.
Fallout 4 taught me the hard way that a puddle a mile wide but only a few centimeters deep is still only a puddle
"I could set the building on fire..."
- Cook Cook, after losing Queenie
Todd Howard: "Well, fellas, I got a little idea. It's Fallout...but it's an MMORPG!"
J.E. Sawyer: "...That is the worst idea I've ever heard, Todd."
John R. Gonzalez: "Yes. It's horrible, this idea."
This was a conversation that happened in real life
Thats exactly how i feel like at work bro, thanks for preparing my monologue for me in case i need it.
"Hey lone survivor, what's happening. Yeahh, If you could help out this settlement that'd be great. Oh, and after you help that settlement, I'll need you to help this settlement out too. Yeahh, alright champ, grreeeaaaatttt."
Wow this is brilliant. Also incorporated one of my favorite movies!
I came here to the comments to try and find out what movie this is and unfortunately everyone has referred to the as "a great movie". So anyway.. what movie is this?
@@jessestubbs3880 Office Space
@@fatal_error8397 Thank You!
@@jessestubbs3880 Enjoy! Grab some popcorn and snacks. You're in for a treat.
“The only real motivation I have is not losing my life. But you know bob, that’ll only make someone work just hard enough not to get killed”
That's actually made sense
Meanwhile in Yakuza games...
*"What is radiant? Only masterfully crafted and interesting side quests in here"* 😂
*A Wild Majima Appears!*
Radiant of a different sort
>weeb shit
@@chesterstevens8870 The internet is fueled by porn and weebs/geeks, the f*ck you been?
@@deslacooda
It's also had a healthy does of ironic shit-talking about weeb culture for just as long. Where do you think the term "weeaboo" came from? A webcomic that's at least 15 years old by now. Don't try to gaslight me, little man; I was Rickrolling message boards and spamming ASCII dongcopters in AOL chatrooms when you were still playing flash games on NeoPets.
i love how the nuka cola just flies off the screen
An institute run where you fail as many jobs as possible and still be in charge
This is art, keep these comin man❤️
When the nukacola flys away
smiles in turning in quest and running away right as he starts to give a new one to not get another...
So true. Thankfully, once I got into installing mods, I found ones that stopped your settlements from getting attacked all the time, and one that stops Preston giving you radiant quests at all after you retake the castle. Prior to that I just avoided him after completing the latest quest so I wouldn't get another one handed to me.
This is actuall the most relatable video you've uploaded.. good job
"I have eight different bosses"
Pretty much every guild/quest in skyrim.
The comedy behind these videos are amazing lol
your videos always bring me happiness bless you always
Which is why I love the mods that disable radiant quests!!
God, that movie only gets more and more real with each passing year. . .
Player: Literally completing the final mission and destroying the institute
Preston: some random guy in a village halfway across the map can’t kill mole rats; go help him!
"Yeah hi, I'm gonna need you to help a settlement in trouble. Oh and I am also gonna need you to come in and build some more defenses because we have a lot of water coming in."
This was so perfect and such a good reference
I like how sometimes I'm on one side of the map, and I'll get a message on top left corner saying "settlement x y z that's a million miles away is getting attacked!"
I was watching Office Space while playing New Vegas last night, this is wonderful timing for a video.
"And that'll only make someone work just hard enough to avoid hearing Preston say he has heard word of another settlement that needs our help"
“It’s not that i’m lazy, i just don’t care.”
This is my new favorite sentence that has ever been said. Because i seem and look lazy, but i really just don’t give a fuck. 😂
Excellent use of the documentary Office Space.
Fallout 4: "I've got 8 quests running right now!"
Skyrim: *"ROOKIE NUMBERS!"*
I just ended up killing every last settler to make sure I never get any again.
Working just hard enough not to get fired summarises my 20 year career in telecommunications.
I spent a great deal of time in this game recreating a full-scale model of a house I used to live in. The house has since been demolished, but I still have the Fallout 4 version to explore whenever I want.
This works so good. Such a great movie
A few hours of Fallout 4 is enough to drive me right back to the Mojave.
"You know the Brotherhood of Steel made the mutants wear pieces of flair."
Well fuck me. I always sided with them but not anymore!
The Outer Worlds described as best as it can be
Preston: "Yeah.... i'm gonna need you to come in Saturday to help one of our settlements... Grreeeat"
Then when you do make it outside for a quest the anger swells and the printer scene plays
Love the videos.
The nuka cola bottle going all: fuck this shit I'm out, is killing me.
Actual good advice.
As ive never seen whatever thing this is im more interested in the actual words than dialogue
Office space will never die lmao
This is too relatable
That explains everything and here I was thinking I was super drunk the day before talking to tons of NPCs which I dont recall and end up with a huge list of quests the next day and seeing this was funny and from the comments I learnt the NPCs tackle you down and hold you down and write their quests on your quest log without your confirmation then when you proceed to talk to the NPCs to figure out wtf happen the NPCs be like "Have you killed those death claws yet?"
jokes aside he gives off an great argument
I can proudly say I played just enough of Fallout 4's main questline and stopped randomly to never know how to open the button to do settlement crap. Never built one no sir, didnt even know until a year after I stopped playing the game that there is a part where it's required
Dude… u the best!
God damn Ron was really young in this movie.
"I'm going to need you to help a settlement out tomorrow, ok? Great. Oh, and, I'm gonna need you to help a settlement out on Sunday, too. We lost some minutemen recently and need to play catch up. Thanks."
“Have fun with your synth disposals”