Flying Robots - Songify the News #3 - with Buy a Shotgun by Vice President Biden

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  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  9 років тому +325

    Biden's greatest hits (and 2020 theme song?): ua-cam.com/play/PL8JttaK4Km_G3Lmo36yq7xwvizbrE_TAo.html
    STAY TUNED FOR MORE
    happy new decade

    • @cremebrulee1121
      @cremebrulee1121 9 років тому +6

      Omg, you guys are freaking awesome, please never stop doing what you do; I LOVE YOU GUYS.
      + That Valentine's Day song is so cute, awwweh. I love it. ^-^ But then again I love all of your guys' songs. Seriously!
      Happy Valentine's Day back at you!

    • @lycaeides6535
      @lycaeides6535 9 років тому +1

      Andrew Kiehlbauch
      that's over 9,000...

    • @KianaK0423
      @KianaK0423 9 років тому +2

      Lycaeides You're not saying it right. It's.................It's OVER 9,000!!!!!!!

    • @Virolaxion
      @Virolaxion 9 років тому +1

      Andrew Kiehlbauch *Pewdiepie: 0
      Smosh: 0

    • @asexualsalmon2409
      @asexualsalmon2409 9 років тому +3

      Certainly your best video pals
      Gj

  • @Deon
    @Deon 8 років тому +1940

    I think this is still my favorite Songify the News.

    • @errorgaming8001
      @errorgaming8001 8 років тому +36

      I like bang the president

    • @zachthan2960
      @zachthan2960 8 років тому +3

      Mine too

    • @nightwolf01
      @nightwolf01 8 років тому +17

      It'll always be my favorite Songify the News.

    • @TheInternetEnzyme
      @TheInternetEnzyme 8 років тому +33

      Absolute genius this one is. They are all great, but this one is so special. It's as good as it was when first heard it

    • @dorkdillon
      @dorkdillon 8 років тому +4

      Yeah love this Song

  • @Kektus1
    @Kektus1 9 років тому +1877

    I love how no matter what side of the debates you're on, you can still have a blast watching this.
    Two blasts, if you will.

    • @koneal2000
      @koneal2000 9 років тому +57

      *Fires 30 blasts out of AR-15*

    • @dancushman677
      @dancushman677 9 років тому +9

      Kevin O'Neal Beta C-Mags, man. 100 blasts.

    • @koneal2000
      @koneal2000 9 років тому +20

      *Fires 4000 blasts out of Mounted-Halftrack*

    • @thescouthere9183
      @thescouthere9183 9 років тому +13

      "Two blasts, if you will
      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
      SHIT JUST GOT REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL UP IN HEEEEEEEEEERE
      THE PUNS ARE REAL

    • @GPantazis
      @GPantazis 8 років тому +2

      +Kevin O'Neal Fires 10000 blasts out of Phalanx CIWS

  • @jmcrofts
    @jmcrofts 7 років тому +361

    The Bill O'Reilly "woahohh" gives me chills, straight up

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 6 років тому +720

    1:55 I think this must be _THE_ most american thing I've ever heard.
    "You could be bombed in a cafe in San Francisco"
    "That's absurd, we don't wanna blow up the cafe".

    • @highlanderfreelancer4553
      @highlanderfreelancer4553 4 роки тому +6

      Have you ever been to Oakland on July 4th????

    • @Dean4511
      @Dean4511 4 роки тому +14

      Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 роки тому +10

      @@Dean4511 makin the mother of all omelettes

    • @KamikazKid
      @KamikazKid 3 роки тому +2

      Now we know they weren't fucking lying, and that they were just developing suicide drones that pop out huge blades to decapitate & impale the terrorists without collateral.

    • @trapperscout2046
      @trapperscout2046 3 роки тому +2

      Calm down sir.

  • @Bewt
    @Bewt 9 років тому +324

    Bill O' Reily got robbed for Best Unintentional Singer. He unintentionally sings his heart out so many times.
    "...COOOMPLEX in Utaaaaaah~"
    What the HECK is going oooooon?
    "Whooooooa-Whooooh!"

    • @starbuckscoffee7808
      @starbuckscoffee7808 4 роки тому +23

      "They sit there and they have the numbers and they can PLAYYYY ALL day long!!!"

  • @yuvgotmel
    @yuvgotmel 9 років тому +441

    "Jill, buy a shotgun, baby!" Gets me every time.

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 4 роки тому +11

      _Sloppy Joe_ doesn't care if there are more than two robbers breaking in, or if you miss.
      We need more than two shots, just in case.

    • @noahwright9381
      @noahwright9381 4 роки тому +5

      itsnotaboutme That is why you should use an “AR-14”

    • @alexandeurross4169
      @alexandeurross4169 4 роки тому +8

      "way too many rounds" gets me

    • @JustMe-ql9li
      @JustMe-ql9li 4 роки тому +1

      I swear!

    • @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt
      @AeroZeppelin-rb4pt 4 роки тому +1

      You guys are an ignorant and stupid .,Joe has superior brain and knowledges he know crime o nals will only attack in pairs of twos dum dums

  • @crittertree
    @crittertree 9 років тому +256

    Oh man, this is probably their best. The soulful solos in Darren's "buy a shotgun" is worth the views alone. But then the medley at the end ties it all together with O'Reiley's brilliant "whoa! whoa!" Genius.

  • @Darrel_Owen
    @Darrel_Owen 2 роки тому +95

    9 years later and it's still one of the very best things on YT. Love, love, LOVE this.

  • @metalmartin1
    @metalmartin1 4 роки тому +132

    IM STILL LISTENING TO THIS SONG 6 YEARS LATER

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 4 роки тому +1

      Quantum Spectre Same lol

    • @ragingmoo157
      @ragingmoo157 4 роки тому +4

      Quantum Spectre now almost 7

    • @RadarLeon
      @RadarLeon 3 місяці тому +3

      It's now 10

  • @brennenhenderson7864
    @brennenhenderson7864 3 роки тому +81

    I’m not sure why this came to my mind all these years later yet here I am. This is by far one of the best ones.

  • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
    @royalemeraldbuilder5058 2 роки тому +63

    Imo the best schmoyoho masterpiece of them all. The buildup was perfect, and the culmination of existential dread at the end was beautiful. Like, the whole thing was just legit glorious.

  • @grantstidham9322
    @grantstidham9322 4 роки тому +61

    The switch from violin to banjo at 1:12 is great. It's one of the things that make this song so good along with the incredible melody

    • @Grayham4
      @Grayham4 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes! I’ve always thought so. Flawless instrumentation

  • @raiduk
    @raiduk 9 років тому +388

    My guess is this will be remembered as schmoyoho's masterpiece. The build up starting at 3:00 is just crazy good.

    • @skefsongames
      @skefsongames 4 роки тому +27

      Its 2019 and i can safely say it is one of their finest works

    • @HeartInLight
      @HeartInLight 4 роки тому +21

      @@skefsongames Same, coming back here cause its still in my head years later.

    • @quintquoma4418
      @quintquoma4418 4 роки тому +8

      I cried

    • @kjmusic682
      @kjmusic682 4 роки тому +8

      It's such brilliant musical work

  • @reezlaw
    @reezlaw 10 років тому +205

    All your songified things are beautiful, but this is really a masterpiece... I couldn't believe my ears at that major/minor trick in "San Francisco"

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  10 років тому +57

      i'll pass your words on to Senator Paul- he loves unexpectedly changing modes, especially to Aeolian and Lydian

    • @reezlaw
      @reezlaw 10 років тому +3

      schmoyoho He's clearly an expert

    • @STARON3000
      @STARON3000 10 років тому +8

      schmoyoho
      Please make a longer version of the beginning or an instrumental or at least the chords. It's super good!

    • @TurtleCake1
      @TurtleCake1 10 років тому +2

      reezlaw lol I noticed the same thing!

  • @a.wiggins8992
    @a.wiggins8992 8 років тому +47

    Lyrics to Flying Robots
    I have two shotguns at my home
    they're locked in a safe
    there's a metal gun case
    we live in an area that's wooded
    somewhat secluded
    and I've said Jill if there's ever a problem
    just walk out on the balcony
    and fire two blasts outside the house
    buy a shotgun, buy a shotgun
    You don't need a machine gun
    you don't need 30 rounds
    buy a shotgun,
    buy a double barrel shotgun
    Now, you don't need a flamethrower
    and you don't need a tank
    and you don't need an AR-15
    to scare those thugs away, no
    and I don't need a grenade launcher
    I don't need an F-15
    There's just one thing I need to do
    and they'll stay away from me
    Fire two blasts outside the house
    buy a shotgun,
    buy a shotgun,
    buy a shotgun,
    Jill, buy a shotgun baby
    You don't need a machine
    you don't a machine gun
    You don't need 30 rounds
    need so many rounds
    buy a shotgun
    buy a double barrel shotgun
    Americans could be killed by a drone
    In your bed at night, in your home
    Say it isn't so
    Americans could be killed by a drone,
    in a cafe in San Francisco, oh
    You never get notified
    your notification is the buzz of the drone
    as it flies
    Run and hide
    as it flies
    Robots in the sky
    overhead
    before you're killed until you're dead
    bombed in your sleep
    you won't get a chance to speak
    Calm down, Senator
    To somehow say we would kill people in cafes
    is simply false
    Yes, sir
    it is simply false
    We don't want to blow up the cafe
    Hey, I'm not that bad
    please don't kill me
    We will not kill you
    Are you gonna drop a missile on Jane Fonda?
    No, we will not bomb Jane Fonda
    Americans could be killed by a drone,
    Calm down
    Absurd
    Flying robots
    In your bed at night, in your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    Calm down
    Your home
    The Chair now announces a two-minute chocolate break
    Chocolate in the House, chocolate is mandatory
    The National Security Agency building
    a one million square foot complex in Utah
    that will house phone call and email data
    This is something that's not our place to decide
    The public needs to decide whether these
    programs and policies are right or wrong
    What the heck is going on?
    It's a data collection thing
    A federal judge says it's okay, it's okay
    They hold phone records at the NSA
    It's all b.s.
    But the NSA
    Whoa
    Bill
    Whoa
    Bill
    They sit there and they have the numbers
    and they can play all day long
    But the NSA
    What the heck is going on?
    Fire two blasts
    Whoa
    Bill
    What the heck is going on?
    Americans could be killed
    by a shotgun
    by a drone
    by a flamethrower
    in your home
    By the NSA
    Calm down
    Absurd
    Americans could be killed
    by a left-wing website
    What the heck is going on?
    What the heck is going on?
    Fire two blasts
    What the heck, what the heck?
    What the f-ck is going on?
    What the heck is going on?
    Americans could be killed
    by a shotgun
    by a drone
    by a flamethrower
    in your home
    By the NSA
    Calm down
    Absurd
    Americans could be killed
    by a left-wing website
    Yeah, I don't know, woo, ooh

  • @c1arit4
    @c1arit4 9 років тому +371

    this is the best songify the news by far.

    • @drewbishop1867
      @drewbishop1867 9 років тому

      I agree

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 9 років тому

      Clara Have you changed your mind with the new ones?

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 9 років тому +2

      Clara They're all awesome. Don't get killed by a left wing website.

    • @scabeiathaxnovastorm2559
      @scabeiathaxnovastorm2559 9 років тому +1

      Clara Have to agree with you

    • @TedHendershot
      @TedHendershot 9 років тому +4

      Clara You might be right. The montage at the end is just inspired. Buy a flamethrower in your home! What the f-ck is going on?

  • @Stadtpark90
    @Stadtpark90 2 місяці тому +6

    “Jill, if there’s ever a problem…” - now might be the time!

  • @sawyertheguy3308
    @sawyertheguy3308 4 місяці тому +7

    Til this day, this remains stuck in my head

  • @zoez3049
    @zoez3049 10 років тому +31

    This song refuses to leave my head.

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 10 років тому +2

      Are you an informed voter? If you are, that could be the problem. I've been keeping a close eye on political news and reading Mark Levin's new book,
      'The Liberty Amendments'.. (Five Stars BTW).
      Now, I'm stuck with this song playing over and over again in my head!
      The worse part? I've downloaded the video and play it at least twice a day! If I leave home, I have to take my Flying Robots with me, on an old iPhone4!
      The most enjoyable part, I'm now taking Chocolate breaks, once or twice a day! :)
      I normally put on a few pounds during the winter anyways..

    • @aliensinnoh1
      @aliensinnoh1 2 роки тому +1

      Still to this day

  • @Minecraft589
    @Minecraft589 3 роки тому +30

    I don’t know why but I always return to this song for some reason. It’s just so catchy

    • @Der.Geschichtenerzahler
      @Der.Geschichtenerzahler 3 роки тому +5

      I do that too. It's been 5 years doing that

    • @corinnehamilton7391
      @corinnehamilton7391 2 роки тому

      I agree it could be a hit! Top 10! LOL

    • @ClueIess
      @ClueIess Рік тому +1

      schmoyoho was cooking back then

    • @MingJianYap
      @MingJianYap 2 місяці тому +3

      the latest biden debate brought me back here. the biden of 2024 is depressing

    • @Sawamura_
      @Sawamura_ Місяць тому

      Real

  • @dreadnot427
    @dreadnot427 9 років тому +179

    Woah! The "What the heck is going on" part of this song is brilliant! It's all brilliant, that part just grooves so good!
    SMOYOHOOOOOOOOO!

  • @Grayham4
    @Grayham4 Рік тому +9

    This still gets stuck in my head often.

  • @Lo-qd3qk
    @Lo-qd3qk 3 роки тому +34

    There is not many real songs, let alone a parody of the news, that can give me chills without wearing headphones, but this does, this is simply a masterpiece.

  • @katiektktkt
    @katiektktkt 10 років тому +131

    "Building a one million square foot COMPLEX!" LOL!!

    • @JohnSmith-vw4de
      @JohnSmith-vw4de 10 років тому +3

      penguinthepurple that will house phone call and email data

    • @ConfusionHaze
      @ConfusionHaze 10 років тому +2

      BY THE NSAAAAAAA

    • @JohnSmith-vw4de
      @JohnSmith-vw4de 9 років тому +1

      ConfusionHaze WRONGGGG

    • @JohnSmith-vw4de
      @JohnSmith-vw4de 9 років тому +2

      Blahblah Blah The next part is- This is something thats not our place to decide

    • @osaomoragbon7852
      @osaomoragbon7852 5 років тому +1

      In UTAH!!

  • @Doomzdeh
    @Doomzdeh 5 років тому +99

    Bill O’Reilly, Rand Paul, and Joe Biden: The Music Group that you never knew that you needed

  • @savannarbananar
    @savannarbananar 3 роки тому +10

    Still listening to these after 10+ years!! (if you go back all the way to the beginning) It really says something about y’all’s talent and creativity when these comedy songs made up of news clips are better than most of the stuff they play on the radio!
    Also, Michael’s bored “say it isn’t so” at 1:21 gets me every time! 🤣

  • @BarryWraps
    @BarryWraps 9 років тому +29

    the beginning is the so catchy, i've probably listened to this more times than any other song on youtube

  • @RobertMisner
    @RobertMisner 10 років тому +143

    I think this is my favorite song about buying a shotgun

    • @DanialHallock
      @DanialHallock 10 років тому +7

      I never realized how poorly O'Reilly sings.

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 10 років тому +3

      My fav parts are Rand Paul stickin it to the RINOs and the solo by Snowden.
      (Maybe the next Snowden will tell us about Benghazi.?.)
      Of course, I'm a Constitutionalists, so I think all the messages in this song are what Americans need to hear.
      It might make a few people Google up some news. Find out what's NOT being done about the abuses at the NSA, IRS & Etc.
      Hey, wait a second! This video could be sold to Tea Party groups, so they can put it on the air for the 2014 elections!!

    • @Robert0Pirie
      @Robert0Pirie 10 років тому +1

      Definitely in my top five of songs about shotguns. I live in the south... we might have more songs about shotgun than other regions.

    • @XRinger
      @XRinger 10 років тому +12

      Robert0Pirie
      Lately, I've noticed that I'm humming to myself and mumbling, 'Just fire two blasts from a double barreled shotgun' and 'What the heck is going on?'.
      I've got it bad!!

    • @Afterword.
      @Afterword. 10 років тому +7

      Richard Lee My family and I sing this song all the time.

  • @raphaelfranks2339
    @raphaelfranks2339 10 років тому +18

    "They sit there and they have the numbers, and they can play all day long"
    That's some excellent news reporting there......

  • @stevestir8628
    @stevestir8628 2 роки тому +7

    8 years later and this un-ironically slapppsssss

  • @hollymurray1888
    @hollymurray1888 4 роки тому +31

    Why is this such a bop? Especially the first bit

  • @BuIIet
    @BuIIet 2 роки тому +11

    Why do I love that tender "somewhat secluded" line so much

  • @tralfmusic
    @tralfmusic 8 місяців тому +4

    The pure genius of the writing, singing, and editing throughout this parallels that of South Park's "La Resistance" medley - it's absolute gold!

  • @briano9397
    @briano9397 Рік тому +4

    Someone said buy a shotgun on twitter and I had this decade old memory of this song 😂😂 still amazing

  • @muhammadkhairul161
    @muhammadkhairul161 2 роки тому +7

    Brings a lot of good memories. Life was just about goofing around and being happy. Passed the exams in 2012 and got into college for 2013.
    Here I am today, 2021, just celebrated my first anniversary with the lovely wife. Lifes still good. ❤️

  • @GoldFishBoy1337
    @GoldFishBoy1337 10 років тому +35

    "By a flamethrower in your home." XD

  • @LockeRobsta
    @LockeRobsta Рік тому +4

    I've come back to this vid again. It's just so chilling yet beautiful...

  • @Macktube
    @Macktube 8 років тому +86

    "Jill Buy A Shot Gun Baby !"
    My fav part

  • @FallingPicturesProductions
    @FallingPicturesProductions 8 років тому +6

    To this day, my father and I sing this song back and forth. It's THAT lovely, and helped to deepen our relationship.

  • @lyndseywilkinson7802
    @lyndseywilkinson7802 9 років тому +303

    Is it weird that this song helped me through depression last year

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 9 років тому +12

      ***** Yes, but then again, I find that Carl Poppa gets me through rough times too! haha!

    • @publiusaeliushadrianus3283
      @publiusaeliushadrianus3283 6 років тому +2

      Lyndsey Wilkinson Feel where you are you coming from Lyndsey

    • @daveyleeriot
      @daveyleeriot 6 років тому +1

      Not at all

    • @sclarin2
      @sclarin2 6 років тому +13

      You just take that depression outside and FIRE TWO BLASTS!

    • @kristajohnson9173
      @kristajohnson9173 6 років тому +2

      No part of what you just said was weird

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  10 років тому +214

    people of planet Earth, the next episode just dropped featuring our homies Nice Peter and Kassem G :
    America Gone to Pot - Songify the News 4
    -love, schmo

    • @VoicelessFilms
      @VoicelessFilms 10 років тому +19

      you guys need more of these lol or throw it back and auto tune people on the news more lol

    • @sheilaB607
      @sheilaB607 10 років тому +13

      More Darren Criss on Songify the News...PULEEEZEEE....

    • @sly1cooper
      @sly1cooper 10 років тому +3

      I just wished you knew how many times me and my colleagues from work listen to your songified songs, we listen so much that we could be a band of covers from your songs! I wish one day you could come to Portugal to give a concert in my wedding or at some party :D

    • @Lysterixus
      @Lysterixus 9 років тому +6

      This is a Masterpiece, and will always be my favorite.

    • @superwowman100
      @superwowman100 9 років тому

      Why the name change from Autotune to Songify the News?

  • @CharlieSpencers
    @CharlieSpencers 9 років тому +35

    A one-million square foot COMPLEX in UTAAAAAAH.

  • @thepaladxn7802
    @thepaladxn7802 2 роки тому +4

    Looking back, Schmoyoho may in fact be the greek chorus that enables future generations to comprehend moments far in the past. Wild.

  • @SomethingImpromptu
    @SomethingImpromptu 9 років тому +7

    This is, musically, the best crafted of all the Songify The News videos. Hats off to you guys.

  • @TheSfly22
    @TheSfly22 10 років тому +19

    "Americans could be killed,
    by a shotgun,
    by a drone,
    by a flame-thrower,
    in your home."
    Lol by far the best part

    • @bkucz
      @bkucz Рік тому +2

      I also like, “We will not bomb Jane Fonda” and “We don’t want to blow up the cafe…”

    • @Lee-df3ye
      @Lee-df3ye 11 місяців тому +1

      By the NSA!

    • @Lee-df3ye
      @Lee-df3ye 11 місяців тому

      By a left wing website!

  • @MinyMiny
    @MinyMiny 9 років тому +38

    Darren's voice is lovely!

  • @aninternetuser4306
    @aninternetuser4306 Рік тому +12

    This is really an amazing piece of art, while also being funny. Beautifully crafted.

  • @georgenapper532
    @georgenapper532 2 роки тому +14

    Please, PLEASE schmoyoho - release this on iTunes. This is a masterpiece.

  • @JoshDub78
    @JoshDub78 4 роки тому +30

    "Jill, buy a shotgun, baby" HAHAHAH

  • @heather4him
    @heather4him 10 років тому +25

    This song is in my head all the time. I hum it as I walk my middle school students to lunch.

    • @DarkStarAZ
      @DarkStarAZ 10 років тому +3

      LOL! Charlie Sheen used to go through my head.
      "Win here! Win there! Win win everywheeeerrrre!"

  • @donovandolan294
    @donovandolan294 8 років тому +209

    510 people didn't buy a shotgun

  • @Bewt
    @Bewt 5 років тому +24

    Jon Snow playing guitar with Joe Biden is still a better ending than Season 8

  • @realdestr0yer
    @realdestr0yer Рік тому +8

    BRING SONGIFY THE NEWS BACK. The Flying Robots need a new hit single!

  • @JusDuckie
    @JusDuckie 9 років тому +8

    This is still one of my all time favorite UA-cam videos EVER.

  • @DrSkiba
    @DrSkiba 4 роки тому +22

    This is still the absolute best Songify the News ever. Darren Criss just makes it for me. :D

  • @thepaladxn7802
    @thepaladxn7802 2 роки тому +3

    1:45 These Gregory Brothers are really good at music, by the way. Just so you know. That McCain breakdown was chef's kiss

  • @melv.djmelcj
    @melv.djmelcj 5 років тому +41

    *2019 - and the track is still fire*
    now that's talent

    • @biggler20
      @biggler20 4 роки тому +2

      Official Mel V. Dj Melcj still applies in 2020!!!

    • @WickedMitch
      @WickedMitch 4 роки тому +1

      It’s great in 2020 because it reminds me of a simpler time

  • @MrNiceKnife
    @MrNiceKnife 5 років тому +12

    This deserves a Grammy.

  • @ThatOneComputerGuy1
    @ThatOneComputerGuy1 10 років тому +46

    why do i like this more then music by musicians.... soo good

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 7 років тому +18

    I could just picture the NSA bringing a shotgun,flamethrower,and a drone to someones house

  • @kiranorazinnecker
    @kiranorazinnecker 9 років тому +19

    The first scene is catchy and well done

    • @Turbon
      @Turbon 4 роки тому

      Matt Z ikr lmao

  • @Lord4536
    @Lord4536 8 років тому +19

    i laugh way to hard on how you guys make Bill O'Reilly say "Complex" XD

  • @bubblezcavanagh
    @bubblezcavanagh 4 роки тому +15

    This song still slaps six years later.

  • @jakejuracka
    @jakejuracka 8 років тому +72

    I always find myself coming back to this song. not just because it's hilarious, but it's actually a great song. I just wish there wasn't the long "chocolate break" right in the middle. still you're best song Schmoyoho, great work!

  • @WolfyYOLO
    @WolfyYOLO 2 роки тому +6

    really this is a masterpiece, the work involved in linking parts of the news to make it fit in a song takes as much work as making a rhyme, but here it is worse because the text is already writted

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 9 років тому +81

    I love how you can sing along with this.
    Fire
    Two
    Blasts
    Outside the house
    Buy a shotgun~ buy a shotgun
    You don't need a machine gun, you don't need thirty rounds
    Buy a shotgun… buy a double barrel shotgun

    • @mr_majora64
      @mr_majora64 9 років тому +9

      Barrobroadcastmaster A shotgun isn't gonna do shit to a drone or a flying robot.

    • @AKSBSU
      @AKSBSU 9 років тому +4

      TYLER DUGGAN Just fire two blasts like Jill and you'll be fine.

    • @mr_majora64
      @mr_majora64 9 років тому +5

      AKSBSU *fires two blasts*
      Drones: *fire four blasts*
      Their learning!!!

    • @birdlawco
      @birdlawco 9 років тому +1

      Barrobroadcastmaster I also love how Darren sings along with those too lol

    • @msd8619
      @msd8619 9 років тому

      Barrobroadcastmaster Based on your profile picture, you are a Brony. Bronies are heretics and infidels to the Catholic religion, which I represent. You must abandon your Pony idolization and repent immediately. This is not a "troll", in case you're wondering.

  • @GPantazis
    @GPantazis 8 років тому +7

    From 03:16 and afterwards, this song is one from the most accurate summarizations of America's modern history I have seen yet.

  • @mpemjay
    @mpemjay Рік тому +3

    Watching 9 years later and still know all the words… 😅

  • @Inferno8694
    @Inferno8694 8 років тому +35

    > Buy a double barrel shotgun
    > Fire two blasts
    Okay, so when the warning shots don't scare them off?..

    • @getothepoint
      @getothepoint 8 років тому +15

      Reload

    • @astolfoytofficial3284
      @astolfoytofficial3284 8 років тому +9

      You are supposed to have two shotguns in your home

    • @Nuclear_Gandhi
      @Nuclear_Gandhi 8 років тому +1

      +InfernoGamez Buy a flamethrower.

    • @adnelg319
      @adnelg319 8 років тому +9

      Fire two warning shots into their heads

    • @aquaman3113
      @aquaman3113 8 років тому +5

      When warning shots don't scare them off then they aren't burglars they're a fucking hit squad and you're gonna die.

  • @cremewealth
    @cremewealth 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone come watch this at least once every six months?

  • @diydragon8764
    @diydragon8764 10 років тому +31

    1:57 Hey, I'm not that bad, please don't kill me. We will not kill you

  • @HeartInLight
    @HeartInLight 6 місяців тому +2

    I still come back sometimes to listen to this specific one. I appreciate good music, and this one just slaps.

  • @matthewmultimedia
    @matthewmultimedia 3 роки тому +7

    Every summer, my friends and I go on a trip somewhere with rich American history, and learn all about it. It’s a lot a fun and we listen to this song multiple times everyday of the trip in the van. We all have thing whole thing memorized.

  • @wtfarockfish
    @wtfarockfish 10 років тому +12

    I feel like all the practice making these videos has made these guys much stronger songwriters than they were before. If they fleshed out some of these snippets to actual song length and reworked the lyrics to not be 'newsy,' they already have enough material from the the "songify the news" series for a strong album. But these videos alone are great too :)

    • @wtfarockfish
      @wtfarockfish 10 років тому +1

      Daniel Grunow "with," not 'by'

  • @justincopus3983
    @justincopus3983 4 роки тому +9

    I am pretty sure I am 1.2 million of the 3.4 million views.

  • @Tetris0907
    @Tetris0907 3 роки тому +2

    Bro I swear I listened to this back in 2018 and 2019 sure it was a while from the release but god I loved this song, Whenever I was sad or having anxiety I would listen to this ik it's stupid but it helped. One of my favorite songs I listened to I still enjoy it now.

  • @LittleKentuckyFilms
    @LittleKentuckyFilms 9 років тому +32

    NSA has their data in Bluffdale.
    Bluffdale. My god America the hints are everywhere.

    • @sebastianley5779
      @sebastianley5779 9 років тому +8

      ERMAEHGRAD ILLUMI CONFRIM 2015!
      NSA=3 LETTRES
      THER R THREH SAIDES ON AN TRINGLE!
      ILLUMI SIMBOLE IS TRINGLE WHIT AYE IN THA MIDLE!
      ILLUMI SIMBOLE=TRINGLE!
      TRINGLE=THRE SAIDES!
      THRE SAIDES=TREH LERTERS!
      TRINGAL=THREH SYDES!
      ERMAHGRAD AMRICA DA TORTH IS OOT THAR! THA EVDENCI IS EVERWHAR!
      ILLUMI CONFRAM!

    • @LittleKentuckyFilms
      @LittleKentuckyFilms 9 років тому +3

      Thanks Obama...

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 9 років тому

      +Sebastian Ley I love tringles.

  • @broadwaybabywmh
    @broadwaybabywmh 6 років тому +9

    This is my favorite Songify the News...mostly because of Darren Criss

  • @TheRealSly14Cat
    @TheRealSly14Cat 3 роки тому +3

    The flashbacks this song gives me are unreal! I used to watch the hell out of these in the 9th and 10th grade and found a comment I left on this video 7 years ago! Schmoyoho, KeepTheHeat, Jacksfilms, TekSyndicate, asdfmovie... you guys added a ton of value to my childhood :) I can't believe how many of these videos I can still partially recite by heart.

  • @fluffyproduce5347
    @fluffyproduce5347 2 роки тому +3

    2021. Still here.

    • @AudiRSQ
      @AudiRSQ 2 роки тому +3

      It’s 2022 man

  • @ClementWilliamstheoneandonly
    @ClementWilliamstheoneandonly 5 років тому +12

    Darren Chriss won a golden globe yesterday haha

  • @guilhermesoares693
    @guilhermesoares693 Рік тому +5

    Congrats, guys! Almost 10 Years and this is still the best build up, the most creative and funny songify you guys ever did for me, so much nostalgia, thx for being part of my childhood

  • @TheGamingDead14
    @TheGamingDead14 10 років тому +49

    The song that ends at 1:13 should totally be an extended song AND instrumental.

    • @Jcs19
      @Jcs19 10 років тому +6

      exactly !

  • @CertifiedRippers
    @CertifiedRippers 3 роки тому +6

    almost 2021, this song hits different

  • @mrfroboto1
    @mrfroboto1 9 років тому +18

    I love how during the chocolate break you can hear someone in the background say, " Mmmm, chocolate! "

  • @_DML_
    @_DML_ Рік тому +3

    The Megyn Kelly and Bill O'Reilly segment is so good that it gives me chills.

  • @simonwhitsitt
    @simonwhitsitt 10 років тому +25

    DARREN CRISS IS TOO GOOD AT SINGING!

  • @jeffhay1395
    @jeffhay1395 10 місяців тому +2

    It’s brilliant ..watched it many times ..

  • @teamfortress2vidz
    @teamfortress2vidz 10 років тому +17

    CHOCOLATE IS MANDATORY
    what the heck is goin oooooooooiiioonnn wooahh woahhh

  • @cheery-hex
    @cheery-hex 10 років тому +42

    this should have WAY more views!!!

  • @expandfreedom2283
    @expandfreedom2283 4 роки тому +6

    Love this song! “ Jill, buy a shotgun baby!”

  • @trapperscout2046
    @trapperscout2046 3 роки тому +3

    "Chocolate in the House!"
    I thought this was the Senate

  • @ZazaWizard
    @ZazaWizard 10 років тому +16

    "complex in Utah"= ultimate eargasm

  • @AlexisPapic
    @AlexisPapic 5 років тому +7

    2019 and still the best one.

  • @Lotte93x
    @Lotte93x 10 років тому +9

    Is it weird that I listen to the songs of Schmoyoho and the Gregory Brothers as normal songs? Repeat them over and over because I like them so much :3?

    • @RaxuRangerkingsChannel
      @RaxuRangerkingsChannel 10 років тому +4

      It's not weird at all, I do that too xD You just called 'em songs, and you were right because that's what they are. All the songs people repeat a dozen times started like this, so it's still fine to listen to them over and over again.

  • @cklein907
    @cklein907 9 років тому +17

    "Jill, buy a shotgun, baby!" 😍😍😍😍

  • @chrismadagames
    @chrismadagames 9 років тому +448

    These guys are absolute geniuses! I came here because of JonTron!!

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  9 років тому +46

      ***** a billion thanks, high fives from ny! jon has the vocal pipes of a male whitney houston

    • @chrismadagames
      @chrismadagames 9 років тому

      schmoyoho high fives back from Cambridge, England! I wish you guys could songify my videos! That would just be the best ever!!! :-D

    • @bartrudesill48
      @bartrudesill48 9 років тому

      Indeed.
      I heard the charlie sheen one before, didn't realize they did more. Just thought it a one time thing a while back. This channel is fucking fantastic. This one and jontron is my favorite! Im in tears evertime i watch a new one!!

    • @TheNoobiverse
      @TheNoobiverse 9 років тому +1

      ***** What are the odds. I came here because of Jontron and I also live in Cambridge :)

    • @chrismadagames
      @chrismadagames 9 років тому

      Oliver Martin no way!! High five!! :-D

  • @CoriSparx
    @CoriSparx 8 років тому +8

    0:53 was beautiful....

  • @Crommy5
    @Crommy5 6 років тому +5

    Musical perfection. By far their best effort.