Russia- All Endings
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- was beaten to it by like 2 other ppl but whatever
Music used:
To Serve Russia: • Russian Federation (19...
The Internationale: • The Internationale "Ин...
God Save the Tsar: • Russian Empire (1721-1...
Heil Dir Im Siegerkranz: • Heil dir im Siegerkran...
March of the Siberian Riflemen: • "Марш сибирских стрелк...
Burgundian Lullaby: • The New Order: Last Da...
Tchaikovsky- 1812 Overture: • Tchaikovsky - 1812 Ove...
Slavic Pagan War Drums: • Slavic Pagan War Drums...
Russian Nasheed: • The Most Beautiful Rus...
Tengger Cavalry- Golden Horde: • Golden Horde (Soundtrack)
Prokofiev- Scythian Suite/Dance of the Pagan Monster: • Prokofiev - Scythian S...
#AlternateHistory #AllEndings #Russia
Secret endings: Funni clock man rises to power.
Let's tick tock
Alexei lives
*Sergey endings
Absolute gamer
A world without 1812 Overture?
what a cursed timeline!
Considerably cursed ending: all Russian republics are independent.
Tuva shall rise again!
@@antagasugite35 i was truly expecting this comment
return of karelia
That is not cursed, that's heaven
That's the best ending for the world
"Vodka is never invented"
Worst Ending.
Vodka is not best
Halal Ending=Muslim Ending
Best for Russians though, cause alcoholism kills a lot of people
Russian here. Vodka is nice. But Chinese baijiu one love 😂
@@chosonminhang same :)
@@pipidastri тоже русский и тоже любишь бухать байцзюху? Найс )) +20 социальный рейтинг, +1 плошка рис, +1 кошко жена ✌️😁
Imagine if Varangian Ending and Halal Ending mixed
Sweden)
@@raymonddefoix6017 That's fair
@@raymonddefoix6017 Hahaha best comment i seen this year holy shit
@@raymonddefoix6017 based.
@@cooldownboi3890 "Drinking is fun in Russia, we can't live without it" (c) Chief Vladimir of Kiev
Panslavic ending: Ideology of panslavism won. Russia conquered all of slavic territory and a few more lands. Russian language was cleansed of germanic, turkic and other nonslavic influence. Russian created a Slavic Empire. All of slavic cultures are acceptable and most of slavic languages are official languages of Empire. Nonslavic minorities are assimilated.
Or Slavia and Tsargrad becomes capital
BASED! 😎👍
Isn't that what happened between 45 and 91? Or are you saying places like tuva, Dagestan, Chechnya etc (non slavic republics) would be independent?
@@mpforeverunlimited no, that was a USSR with satellite states and communist dictatorship. I was talking about Slavic Empire( a one country, federative monarchy( something similar to UK)). It would consist of all slavic countries(modern Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Poland, Czech republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Bulgaria) and modern nonslavic countries :Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Finland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and that part of Turkey, which was russian before 1WW(because it was part of Russian Empire) , Hungary, Romania, Moldova, East Austria, Polabia and North Greece(because it was slavic in Mittle Ages, so Slavia had claims to this) and Thrace, Mongolia, Manchuria, Xinjiang and Hokkaido(because they planned to conquer this territories), and maybe also Korean Peninsula. They wouldn't sell Alaska too.
Nonslavic minorities (Germans, Austrians, Ugro-finnic, Turkic, Mongolic Paleosiberian, Tungusic, Ainu people, Chinese, Georgians, Balts, Romanians, Circassians, Chechens) would be peacefully assimilating
@@mpforeverunlimited maybe
2:38 Look more like "Ukraine won Donbass war and occupied the rest of Russia" The "Salo" ending
Worst ending,,,
Ukraine Wins? 🤢🤮
HOHLA ZABYLI SPROSIT'
@@mantisthepizzer But it's using the same colors and coat of arms
4:20 seconds. Perfection.
Mongols:Prepare For Trouble
2:36:And Make It Double
China: As if 1 raiding isn't enough
Based ending: Yazov and his Black League reunite Russia and commence the Great Trial and carry out vengeance on the Germans
Absolutely BAYZED! 😎👍
✊🏻✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Исходя из
00:50 True best ending...
Yes
Да.
Да
Dugin's theory is more about Eurasianism, Nazbol (National-bolshevism) is about Eduard Limonov
Liminov and the Modern Russian "Nazbols" aren't really even that Interesting.
Look up Karl Otto Paetel and Ernst Niekisch and the Original German Nazbols and original Russian Nazbols too. They're much more in my opinion.
Dugin isn't really a Nazbol though, you are correct there. He even left Liminov's movement eventually, due to disagreements.
Dugin isn't even a pan-eurasianist, he just want a big Russia
@@Valentin_Richter Exactly. There's been, "Pan-Eurasionists", before Dugin was even born.
True ending:Tsarist Ending
The best one out of those I saw. Great work mate!
I wonder if the cursed ending is possible on hoi4
That’s basically a map of Russia in TNO.
Play the funni clockman, reunite Russia as him, and wait for Midnight to come
Anything is possible in hoi4. No hope under the black sun.
@@bonogiamboni4830 yes... hoi4 is the best ww2 game
Btw Halal ending could be real because a man who Christianized the Rus - Vladimir I Red Sun choose between 3 varieties: Islam from Arabic merchants, Judaism from neighbours - Khazars and Christianity from Byzantium.
Varangian ending is just BASED.
Bruh
Нѣтъ, челъ... Про выборъ изъ трёхъ стульевъ это поздняя выдумка.
@@СвтланъПріздной да? Чет стыдно тогда стало...:(
If the Russians crushed the central powers in the tsarist ending, where are the Russian straits (ottomans defeated) and Russian Galicia (Austrians defeated)
They prolly would have gotten Galicia but not the straits because ataturk can manipulate fate
Personally I think if Tsarist ending happened, modern Russia would probably be a constitutional monarchy
European Ending: Russia gets into European Union and is successfully accepted thanks to Putin’s democratic ideals
It would’ve happened if Bush agreed for free Europe from Lisbon to Vladivostok
Это уже ночной кошмар.
3:06 NOT THE VODKA
You have been halalized
1:58 - мечта русского либерала
2:57 Vodka would still exist, it's a Polish invention
i think it was referenced in history before poland was a thing. i mean it is just distilled grain
Pretty sure vodka was invented when poland was under russia
@@Didagg It was invented in middle ages.
2:56 If the Ottomans successfully won every Russo-Turkish war
2:56 Alaska’s
The Muslims take Alaska and use it as a base to export Islam to the Native Americans
@@adams.2407 spread not Explore
@@kenziegaming6838 i said export, as in to spread or ship out
3:54 - Uhhh *1984*
Pavel Milyukov in the studio
Halal ending and Turan Ending is my favorite, hope it happens earlier
The roman empire never existed and Islamic culture will spread across Europe.
Nooo fuck islam
We are muslim, but dont say that, tape your mouth
Secret Ending: Gumilyov forms a Eurasian State for the entire continent
Russian revenge ending (aka just an extent of kaiser's ending): the german and japanese lands that they took from russia rejoin russia starting the second world war
Russia plays out the Crimean War, Rusko Japanese and the first endings
Napoleonic ebding is the most cursed just because of no ouverture
Good video!
Halal ending is literally the cursed ending
Tsarist 💪💪
Vodka is invented in Poland, don't worry
END OF THE WORLD ending: USSR goes into space and makes a big city orbits around Mars. And destroys the world with Astroids. Big Radius explosion.
the march of the siberian riflemen song really suits the kaiser's ending, cos in the song its about reunification of russia
Muslim Russia - Vodka never invented. Poland: Hold my wódka.
NO 1812 OVERTURE MY LIFE IS RUINED :(
Vodka was invented by Poles. Russians perfected it for sure, but there not being a Russia doesn't stop vodka from being invented
It seems you confused the enemies of Alexander Nevsky. He actually fought the Teutonic knights and the Swedes, but he collaborated with the Mongols
this is an alternate history video though, and in this instance his relationship with the mongols was soured. idk its a fucking meme
Where's OMSK? 😂
The Great Trial Awaits Comrades! ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
You do know that the black league is not toleeant to minorities and other races unless you want to fight
@@Silver_Prussian I'm just Memeing man.
@@AmericanImperium1776 ok
3:02 WTF
True cursed ending
@@jorgefalcon224 so you’re saying you’d rather have a nation of alcoholics
@@lordolayz_3091 over a pedophile-worshipper one, yes
@@lordolayz_3091 i need my vodka you little shit
@@jorgefalcon224 associating the Catholic Church with Islam lol
1:18 😍
??? ending: Alaska Colonises Russia
0:30 Where Latvia,Litva and Estonia?
They already seceded and wanted nothing to do with Russia.
@@commscan314 и что?
@@главсекмурзика там же написано Gorbachev's reforms work out, а это он и отдал
@@commscan314 Но это не так. Они тогда были частью СССР, а повстанцев могли спокойно раздавить.
Ну тут добавить можно что она(Страна) не называлась бы РСФСС.
3:02 Bad ending
bruh
@@tem4042 Halal ending sucks
Nightmare ending
@@Cryomancer21 No more vodkas D:
2:25 In that situation Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth would be reacreted instead of creating some random duchies
Kaiser's ending: Kaiserreich, Cursed ending: The New Order
Antarctica all endings pls
Turan ending is actually Halal ending.
No Russia means golden horde survives and adopts islam.
In this time line will there be a war between Vikings and mongols
Looks like we've got the nazbol ending.
I like the Communist Ending
Communism is HORRIBLE
@@unity4328 He didnt say he likes communism
@@unity4328 Capitalism is even more.
@@Neo-wy3fl no ur life is a lie
0:32 best ending
нет
Нѣтъ.
Halal ending is the best, bismillah. Allahukbar, come pray.
0:28 Where are a Georgia, Armenia, Moldavia and Baltic states?
Final muy oscuro: la urss invade la otan por desesperacion y termmina en una guerra nuclear contra estados unidos hasta la fecha
o man
Et oui, l'international es partout !
Me : huuh and what is that universe?
NO one: Halal ending of russia, there no vodka.
Me: i Ukranian but i born in error universe...
The best ending is probably the Tsarist ending
The worst ending is the Turan ending
The woke ending is the Nazbol ending
The broke ending is the two Kaiser endings
The Bespoke ending is the Allah ending
And the chaotic ending is the Axis victory
Why did the last one have the Chaos star as their symbol...
Long live Old Europe not nazbols eurasianists
@Long live Old Europe
Who the hell are they?
@Long live Old Europe They're not Nazbols, look up Karl Otto Paetel and The Original German Nazbols.
1:18 that is the uk anthem, what does that have to do with russia
3:09 Can you even call it Russia if it must go without vodka?
@B D wut
vodka was invented by the poles so no stress right there fellahs
ending N1 Why does Mongolia is part of Russia?
ending N2 Why does Baltic states aren't part of the union?
2:58 name song please
This not a song ....
why does russia not have the entire caucasus nations instead only having azerbaijan in the communist ending bruh
same reason the baltics left, they voted to leave the union
@@paleozoey so the borders are based in irl elections?
no they invent halal vodka
uh, vodka was invented by poles
Vodka is invented in poland
Secret ending:Russia invades world.
Secret halal ending:Russia invaded world but a islamic boictake over russia's power
Napoléon ouiiiiiiiiiiii
2:54
Tis Comment Section is owned by the Deutsches Kaiserreich.
Is the cursed ending supposed to be TNO/ The New Order: The Last days of Europe?
Why all the endings are bad?
halal ending is best ending cause it is absoulutly halal
Tsarist ending is the best..
@@specialpizzadelivery1107 russia and ottomans unite and forms caliphate of turan
Halal ending
What the heck is a Nazbol?
National Bolshevism
Look up Karl Otto Paetel and The Original German Nazbols. Just ignore Dugin and his movement and Liminov and the modern Russian "Nazbols".
The clock that make Russia gone ending
Funni clock man Nuke the entire world
Song for canon ending?
And turn ending
*turan
The song in Canon Ending is Служить России (Sluzhit' Rossi - (To) Serve Russia)...
The endings are all horrible here, but the least horrible is the tsarist one.
NAZBOL GANG
what's the Nazbol ending
Ну такое учитывая що Дугин давно не назбол, а еврозоид
@@СвтланъПріздной Дугин вместе с Лимоновым и Летовым создали национал-большевистскую партию
@@chumazoydwow5138 И? А потом Дугин уходит оттудово и создаёт Евразийство.
@@СвтланъПріздной ок, и?
yeah Putin re-asserting Russia on the global stage. sure :DDD
Uh not soviet ending?
Нормально 🇷🇺👍
Varangian ending is nice. Islamic ending not so much.
USSR
2:56 GOD WITH US!!
1:55 Lol my favourite ending
69k views noice
0:43. Это плохо, очень плохо.
Music for Cursed Ending?
ua-cam.com/video/ZJ26fFLNLB4/v-deo.html.
missed it when adding the links, thanks for noticing cause i didnt
Ахахаха ржу с арабии😂😂
кста, судя по концовке наполеона, автор не может в историю
What? Gorbachev - communist?
Gorbachev is not communist.
May be yandex.translater is bad, but what?
Lol “Bronze Horde”
Nazbol ending IS the "cursed ending"
And where's Russian Republic? I would prefer the reality where monarchy was deposed but bolsheviks never appeared
Tsarist one would be good enough too