40K STORIES: LEGEND OF KRONAN: PROVING A POINT!
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- 40K STORIES: LEGEND OF KRONAN: PROVING A POINT
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he continues his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
This chapter, he ends the matter, one way or another.....
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
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Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY : YOUN...
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: THE T...
THE GIGANTOMACHY: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: The G...
TYPHON: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: TYPHON
THE PRIMORDIALS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
THE TITANS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY: PRIMO...
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: / @livingmythology1405
YOUNG ZEUS: • GREEK MYTHOLOGY : YOUN...
40K STORIES: LEGEND OF KRONAN: PROVING A POINT
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he continues his Waaagh in earnest and gets stuck in against the Eldar.
This chapter, he ends the matter, one way or another.....
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517
Also from the same creator.
LIVING MYTHOLOGY
PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: ua-cam.com/video/Quhvk0WkTOM/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: ua-cam.com/video/PIUzeL_M6mE/v-deo.html
THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: ua-cam.com/video/VrUTCXREK8c/v-deo.html
THE GIGANTOMACHY: ua-cam.com/video/VaMyfDalP88/v-deo.html
TYPHON: ua-cam.com/video/Y8Ynyz9_80c/v-deo.html
THE PRIMORDIALS: ua-cam.com/video/VFGteZZjBWk/v-deo.html
THE TITANS: ua-cam.com/video/MpdcsMDRM7Y/v-deo.html
LIVING MYTHOLOGY: ua-cam.com/channels/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg.html
YOUNG ZEUS: ua-cam.com/video/QwycANUVCOs/v-deo.html
Thank you for all that you've given us brother
Thank you for making this really enjoy your stories
I hit the like button thrice
Heaven help Kronan if he ever finds himself near Mad Max, or RoboCop
😊😮😂
When you have your entire force in a driving advance, supply line turns to Looting, because its faster to get what you need, and deprives your enemy of those supplies. Sun Tzu was a wise man.
“No one can make me cheer for Erebus in any Universe!”
Baldermort: “…Hold my amasec.”
When Kronan goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
Kronan once skipped school two days in a row.
Those days are now Saturday and Sunday.
I once dreamt of having a fight with Kronan.
I woke up with a black eye and a swollen face.
I did NOT see that ending, cannot wait for the next installment. You, sir, create THE best look into Ork society. I have been playing and reading since the mid 90s, and I have always loved the orks..... thank you for bringing them to this level of lore.
The mental image of Frodo spraying bullets wildly at a bunch of random animals (and a rock, and a grenade) at the behest of Albert Einstein to the roaring cheers of a bunch of Ork bosses is....well....magical really
Another tale of HIGH ADVENTURE, thank you brother Baldermort.
"Kammy-Khazy...?" "...dopped like a Disney portfolio..." You are in fine form!
I was rolling with laughter when the bosses were introducing the pets! Absolutely hilarious
The weird boy and his squig doing a dance routine will forever make me laugh 😂
Ty based baldy, I love kronan and I love you
The squigs appreciate you!
More on the adventures and hijinks of the "Blatant Disregard for Safety Regulations" would be much appreciated.
I almost lost my coffee when he said that 😂
The tiny little aside of "and somewhere in the multiverse, Nuffle awoke." Is so different in delivery from the surrounding content that i couldnt help but pause the video to laugh putnloud for a minute or two. Excellent job as usual Balders!
One of the three greatest stories of all time!!! Right up there with Tarquinus, and anything black Templars!
Oh Thank the EMPORER...
Good Brother Bald, YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE.
I NEEDED my spirits lifted in this EXACT FASHION. Cheers !
I second the cheers!
I needed this, kronan, orky pet shows, and a healthy dollop of erebus hate.
Thanks brother Cunningham. :) :)
*bows to brother Cunningham.*
A NEW KRONAN VIDEO! I don’t care if I found a live deer under my car this morning-this be a good day!
How alive...?
If we want to get real, I heard what sounded like snoring when I walked out to my car. Baffled at its source, I proceeded to look around. Soon, I wondered, ‘Is it really under my car?’
I looked down and the breathing god louder. At first I thought it was a dog, but then I made my way around the car and saw it was a young buck.
It had been launched down a driveway for the road above, and lodged under my Toyota Echo.
We had to bring out two jacks to lift either side, and I after much readjusting and attempting to free its horns from my exhaust run, I managed to drag it out by its ankles.
A sad sight. I asked my roommate, and my brother-in-law, but the poor thing took a while to die before the HP showed up and shot it.
@@nickcurrant2254Venison doesn't get any cheaper or ethical than that, on the other hand
free venison you ever have spicey venison slim jims?
@unclestoma4699 we got local butcher that will make them if you bring him the meat, and he makes spicy cheddar filled ones, absolutely fire 🔥
The Bald Library never disappoints.
WOW WHAT A TWIST. Great stuff. I adore this story
What a start to my bday weekend a new tale of "High AdVenture......" Thank you for amazing start. 😊
Happy broth day brother. :)
@baldermort Thank you kindly brother Baldemort!
What an ending! Won't say anything here because, whoo boy, that is NOT something I want to spoil. Bravo Baldemort -- you've done it again, and in spectacular fashion!!
Best narrator ever!
Another great story of kronan the cunning this is one of my favorite stories you tell sir baldermort, and thank you for blessing my ears once more.
*This old Stormboy is smiling with more LEGEND OF KRONAN from Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer!*
Perfect timing. I just watched all of the previous entries. And I need to say your writing and voice work are insane. Someone needs to give you audiobook work and a contract for Warhammer novels.
You need to make plushies of all of the bosses squigs ASAP. That stuff will sell like a bright red Snazzwagon.
Especially the rock.
Plush origrotmi sounds fun.
I would buy all of them !!!
@@pbkobold Origrotmi thinking hat plushy omg
The Eldar were truly at awe by Kronan great cunning for they never encountered an actual Ork who could use his brain matter to actually think and even strategize against his enemies, but Kronan has proven why he is one of the most cunning Orks that Gork and Mork has ever produced.
Some more Kronan green goodness! Thank you Baldermort for an excellent and enjoyable story to start the weekend off!
Aye man epic stuff. Meanwhile games workshop will be plagiarising the cadence rhyming and tempo of this masterpiece with their legal team Monday morning. 😂❤
Well well well baldermort
I was not expecting that particular ending
Kronans kunnin knows no bounds!
😂😂😂 Oh man, I just remembered what having “Big Ears” meant!
Well played, Sir…well played!
And extra handles😆
What does it mean?
@@biglovingwhat does it mean?
Time stamp?
I absolutely will not ruin Baldemort's genius prose by explaining and chopping it to bits! Do your ears and funny bone a favor and go listen to all of Kronan's Tales of HIIIIIIIGH Adventure!!!!
Great Lord Baldermort!! I bow to your brilliance once again!! As always the work is magnificent please keep the amazing content coming!!❤
WAAAGH!!! 🦖 Thanks for another video :)
WAAAUGHHHHH!
Huzzah for Kronan! And thank you for everything Baldermort! You're awesome!
You're the best! Can't stop watching these.
This episode had me laughing out loud one minute and quizzically enthralled the next. Masterful 😊
Elated you enjoyed it. :)
A treat for the weekend! 🎉
Thank you for all the hard work you put into your videos
Forgive my lateness dear friend been dealing with the onsets of arthritis but thank you again for makeing these painfull days joyfull aswell ❤
YES what a treat to wake up to. The great orator treating us to another tale.
Love the brown points line. It always pays to have a spare pair of brown pants.
😂😂🤣🤣. I try. I’m not as funny as you are. :).
Sweet sisters of battle breast plates Batman! Kronan is back! What a lovely wrap up to my week…. Thank you again oh majestically shining top one! 0:01
Ohhhh Bauldy this is why we love you.....just awesome storytelling. Thanks soo much
Kronàn is my favourite chronicle of the bald library being an ork player but your stories just fill me with waagh filled joy.
Before even i can listen, i know the smeldar will never see it coming !
Yes!! Definitely took this day to a whole new level!☝️
That twist blew MY mind out the back of my britches
Brown Matter.
Yes! Tysm, yames blonde🤣😂, your stories are masrerpieces, the life you breathe into all your charecters is breathtaking
Keep up the amazing work
Wonderful, work & or mork are good 👍
Thanks!
Ah wonderful stuff thankyu lore master baldermort thankyu good sir great FUN 🤩
SQUEEEEEE!!!!!... I mean WAAAAAAGH!!!!
Lol I love that Da Kunnin Waaagh plays their own version of Blood Bowl 😅
Madnut has a Squig named Ereebus.. no good can come from that 😅
Hilarious that Kronan knows of the 'Umie Emperor, and knows of Terra, but makes no connection lol
(Finishes vid) Well, now... that throws an effect on the Landscape..
Lets Go!!!!
The #1 way to kick-start my Waaaaaagghh!-kend begins with Tittles & Tales of His Master's Hiiiiigh Adventuuurre!
So happy i got home from work for this to be posted made my bad day so much better honestly
Don't do it Kronan!!!! Never trust a pointy!!!
Thank you for your work, Baldy. I never imagined I would care about fan content, but this is good stuff.
WAAAGH! For it must be done. Cheers Balders. Also …. WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Well there's a twist! Quite the turn of events at the end there. Well played sir, well played.
Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute. This your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute.
This is awesome! I'm enthralled by this series!
Can't wait to see what's gonna happen with those Gobo raised Kronan Clones...
I’ve missed your masterfully delivered sagas of the DAYS OF HIGH ADVENTURE!
Stories on the orks are my favourite of yours sir baldy. You make them so enjoyable 👍🏻
Sanguinala in August? The Bald Library blesses us this day!
LEMME HERE YA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another great chapter in the saga!
Hello and thank you for another masterpiece of yours 😁💪
Magnificent as always Balders old chap. Not heard your voice since starting Fallout London :)
That was amazing... didn't think kronan could get any better... this is totally Canon in my book lol
And he has such a lovely head of skin
Whuh?! Kronan! Lets goooo!
The list of ship names was hilarious. It sounded like you were naming battlebots from the old school robot wars show
My favourite was ‘The Extermipotimous’.
🤣😂
Sweet! Another long story for the Friday shift. Thanks Baldermort.
Such controversy!?! The twist I never saw coming! Working together again after 65 million years?
The ship names are bloody brilliant.
The Bestest Evah!
YESSSSSSS THIS IS SO LIFE AFFIRMING AND MORE PEOPLE SHOULD SEE IT.
I really don't care about war hammer. I like the Lore,and I love the fans. You guys do much better s*** than games workshop ever could.
Well Baldy, ye did it again ! You made my day with this one, cheers !!
Uniquely hilarious, another brilliant episode!
Well done old chap!
I love these, a day with no squig is a sad day
That was so damn good! Cannot thank you enough for bringing so much joy to me and I can only expect so many others. o7
AWESOME VIDEO, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE.
@baldermort I absolutely love your story telling. You are the best.
Ive not experienced such subtly devious use of the pun since Xanth, excellent story!
The ending is so cunning 🤯
THX balders, your the best
Thanks!!!
Thank you 👍
AND SO IT WAS
Ooooo I really have been a good boy! Thanks Uncle B! 😁
So are we getting some blood bowl content lol. From you I'll accept it. But only for you rofl, love this installment amazing as always.
Kronan is by far the one of best WH stories.
And not just by Baldermort.
Even compared to the cannon audio books.
I need moarr.
I haven't heard Grand Moff Tarkin referenced in so long. Well done!
The Great thinking one regals us with more tales!
Thank you sir
These are always an ORKY delight
Always love it kronan is the don.
Fer da alga... alo... a glowy.... Zog it! Waaaughhhh
Wow, just Wow! What a great ending.
I liked the video before I even listened knowing it's going be a good
"But he had come into their Domain." Such a good bit.
Yes
The Return Of Da WarBoss
So epic!!