Obama's Approval Rating Down After Photos Surface Of Him Eating Big Sandwich All Alone

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  • Опубліковано 2 тра 2012
  • Voters describe recent images of Obama eating a gigantic hoagie all by himself "somehow very sad."
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  • @TheAwesomePonyman
    @TheAwesomePonyman 9 років тому +7416

    Lol the tweet at the bottom " heard Obama tried to toss crumpled sandwich paper into trash can but missed and had to go pick it up #heartbreaking"

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 7 років тому +234

      TheAwesomePonyman All of a sudden he's much more relateable to me

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 роки тому +211

      Throwing scrunched up paper at a bin is always a high-stakes move. If you make it, you ascend to godlike status, if you miss you might never recover. I don't risk throwing stuff at bins any more, I just want a quiet life.

    • @MorphRed
      @MorphRed 4 роки тому +28

      @@returnoftheredeye I want to do a Jojo reference but I will abstain myself from saying it

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 3 роки тому +9

      So much for Obama becoming President of the…
      #NationalBasketballAssociation!

  • @nopelies7337
    @nopelies7337 6 років тому +4589

    5% found the sandwich eating inspiring?

    • @connerclark3678
      @connerclark3678 5 років тому +244

      Nope Lies iONLY 5%?? I voted for Romney, and now even I suddenly want a sandwich.

    • @TapOnX
      @TapOnX 5 років тому +119

      Well, it's about Obama. Regardless what he does, there are people who will find it inspiring.

    • @thebetterjulien5354
      @thebetterjulien5354 4 роки тому +19

      And I still do

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 роки тому +51

      And only 3% found it to be unimportant?

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 4 роки тому +17

      They needed this today #motivational

  • @SCtester
    @SCtester 5 років тому +5470

    I love how over-dramatic that intro is

    • @nosidezero
      @nosidezero 5 років тому +302

      That shit is nuts

    • @dcarter020809
      @dcarter020809 5 років тому +77

      Holy shit i jsut noticed

    • @Playerism
      @Playerism 4 роки тому +214

      Looks like an early 2000s wrestling show intro.

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 4 роки тому +84

      It's supposed to be. ONN is a parody of 24 hour news networks like CNN, Fox, and MSNBC.

    • @carlosca1501
      @carlosca1501 4 роки тому +87

      @@souvikrc4499 thank you captain obvious.

  • @habibbialikafe339
    @habibbialikafe339 5 років тому +2213

    "Forever 21 manager turns 38"

    • @Infinite8blue
      @Infinite8blue 4 роки тому +49

      I use to be a manager at Forever 21 and I'm 28

    • @afnanalnajar9196
      @afnanalnajar9196 4 роки тому +42

      Alistair Kaname but were you 21

    • @brendonhalverson5178
      @brendonhalverson5178 4 роки тому +19

      Alistair Kaname “used to be”

    • @adonygrapes
      @adonygrapes 3 роки тому +5

      @@tthung8668 yes but I use hacks and stay 21 forever

    • @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht
      @WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht 3 роки тому +8

      Yet another reason for China to wage war. Forever 21 was not the Fountain of Youth store they had been promised.

  • @planetary109
    @planetary109 9 років тому +3663

    The UK is just as bad as we are. Ed Miliband running for prime minister was widely criticized in the UK media as looking weird while eating a bacon sandwich. It made wide news coverage than any of the politics about him.

    • @hanaao3903
      @hanaao3903 5 років тому +380

      I just googled the photo and I can't stop laughing. I know this is an old comment but some things are timeless

    • @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244
      @donaldfrankcheadlejr.1244 5 років тому +32

      Hana Ao it’s beautiful isn’t it?

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 5 років тому +56

      But that it's in refined UK while in the US anyone running for President has to eat in Iowa.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 5 років тому +170

      Lol there's a freaking wikipedia article dedicated to that sandwitch, is this real life?

    • @oliverwilson11
      @oliverwilson11 5 років тому +82

      And that's why Brexit happened.

  • @okrajoe
    @okrajoe 6 років тому +2319

    The great sandwich scandal of 2012.

  • @nunny5070
    @nunny5070 4 роки тому +940

    Lmao in the U.K. this actually happened with Ed Milliband

    • @stalinium2020
      @stalinium2020 4 роки тому +107

      @w9j15g in my country a presidential candidate lost is approval rating after refusing to eat a sandwich. Don't understimate the sandwichs.

    • @User-ju9rv
      @User-ju9rv 4 роки тому +61

      it also happened after Obama became president as people criticized him for eating mustard with a burger

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +38

      Man, how I miss those micro-scandals...

    • @alexander9703
      @alexander9703 3 роки тому +21

      @@User-ju9rv worse, it was Dejon mustard. Positively scandalous

    • @SumriseHD
      @SumriseHD 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/7MWxq80oze0/v-deo.html

  • @bjd020695
    @bjd020695 12 років тому +1719

    I like how they added China declaring war like an "oh, by the way..." kinda thing.

  • @EOh-ew2qf
    @EOh-ew2qf 4 роки тому +821

    "Worst part was that the bench was a bit curved, so Obama had to hold his soda between his knees"

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 3 роки тому +8

      😆😆😆😆

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +14

      Truly the saddest day in the history of the nation, except for almost all of the other days.

    • @skylar5257
      @skylar5257 Рік тому +3

      Just noticed that, makes this whole situation that much worse.

  • @Durrpadil
    @Durrpadil 9 років тому +1358

    This is so spot on with how we do things in America...

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 роки тому +3

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 lmfao

    • @yektaagra741
      @yektaagra741 3 роки тому +4

      The likes are 911

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 3 роки тому +3

      @@yektaagra741 confirmed likes at this exact moment are indeed, 911

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 Рік тому +2

      Unfortunately its how things are done everywhere. Social media and commercial media have made all news a joke

  • @crackcobaine
    @crackcobaine 6 років тому +635

    the relatable percentage should be way higher tbh

    • @stevejones69420
      @stevejones69420 4 роки тому +14

      @@jasonliu7936 this comment is relatable

    • @DougWIngate
      @DougWIngate 2 роки тому +7

      @@jasonliu7936 Americans have this weird insecurity of eating lunch alone. In most of the world it's pretty normal

    • @anonymousanimal5179
      @anonymousanimal5179 Місяць тому

      @@DougWIngateI’ve literally never heard of this, but strangely, I do kinda feel it. Maybe because all of our restaurants have tables set up for at least two. Idk how it is in other countries.

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand Місяць тому

      @@DougWIngate It's weird because lunch is one of the meals most likely to be eaten alone. You're in the middle of your day, unlikely to be physically near friends or loved ones, and probably busy doing something else that you intend to get back to shortly.

  • @mercster
    @mercster 6 років тому +451

    "He's not even reading or anything!" "Look, everyone eats lunch alone ONCE IN A AWHILE..."

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 5 років тому +6

      😂

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +6

      How the hell does one eat a footlong sub while reading, and not make a mess all over the pages and oneself? The nerve of some people...

  • @SCWoodbury2009
    @SCWoodbury2009 12 років тому +767

    I'm apart of the 5% that thought it was inspiring.

    • @petlover0231
      @petlover0231 4 роки тому +13

      I'm in the 1%

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 роки тому +7

      a part*

    • @drunksim
      @drunksim 3 роки тому +6

      “apart” or “a part”? english is a fragile thing

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 3 роки тому

      Eating that sandwich like he was slobbing a knob.

  • @nowayjose1870
    @nowayjose1870 Рік тому +462

    as someone with social anxiety this is exactly what i'm worried about other people thinking about me when i eat in public

    • @tucker8071
      @tucker8071 Рік тому +32

      I used to be like that, but after making friends and getting a girlfriend you suddenly don't care what people in public think of you. Then you realize that the other people in public with friends and girlfriends feel the same way. Then you realize that none of the strangers really cared about you the whole time and that all that stress and anxiety was just painful for yourself and meaningless.

    • @nowayjose1870
      @nowayjose1870 Рік тому +20

      @@tucker8071 wow that is really nice of you to go out of your way to write this. thanks friend, that sounds like good advice, even if it may take me a while to get where you are XD

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan Рік тому +4

      This is exactly why it's so important to be percieved by others as unimportant. There is a strong correlation between noticing and caring. If people see you as important, they've basically already decided to notice and care about you. In an emotionally mature society with well-boundaried egos, that can be nice, even essential to our well being. But in this society I would never choose to be important, noticed or cared about. Because I would be on chronic trial for whether I can inspire, affirm and excuse every single person's insecurities that I happen to trigger. And I'm far too insecure to accommodate that.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint Рік тому +11

      @@nowayjose1870 I do care and we all care. We have a club where we judging everybody every week. Over 10000 member and more than 100 million people we judged in the last ten years.
      You probably one of them. You were really disappointing I tell you. Not happy what I saw, not happy at all.

    • @nowayjose1870
      @nowayjose1870 Рік тому +7

      @@Zodroo_Tint Oh god I'm so mortified!!! I swear I'll work on my spaghetti-eating techniques D:
      (Your reply makes me cackle, it's so masterfully written xDDDD)

  • @DoodOverThere
    @DoodOverThere 12 років тому +637

    As a man who eats big sandwiches alone outside with the constant fear of hovering seagulls at the forefront of my mind, I'd vote for him...

    • @BobardeZanzibar
      @BobardeZanzibar 3 роки тому +18

      You are the 5%.

    • @TheRedMooncorp
      @TheRedMooncorp 3 роки тому +22

      @@BobardeZanzibar we are the 5%

    • @LPSmeow1989
      @LPSmeow1989 3 роки тому +9

      One time a seagull stole my sister’s sandwich right out of her hand lol

    • @Vaychi_
      @Vaychi_ 3 роки тому

      @@BobardeZanzibar you mean the 1%?

    • @metafroggoddessofautismand95
      @metafroggoddessofautismand95 2 роки тому +1

      Nick, is that you? That's it! I'm getting my giant pelican, and I'm paying you a visit!

  • @cassandravanmeter304
    @cassandravanmeter304 6 років тому +410

    0:40 I love that 5% who are somehow inspired

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 роки тому +8

      That's not weird at all, what's weird is that only 3% thought it was unimportant. 5% is exactly the ratio one would expect unironically to find it inspiring.

  • @freighttrain7143
    @freighttrain7143 4 роки тому +75

    The intentionally poorly edited Photoshop job just makes the video 10x better.

    • @teeanahera8949
      @teeanahera8949 7 місяців тому +2

      11 yrs ago Photoshop probably was not that good. Actually, I remember it, PS wasn’t too bad. 😅

    • @freighttrain7143
      @freighttrain7143 7 місяців тому

      @@teeanahera8949 I was doing Photoshop a decade ago and yeah, it was AMAZING. Not easy to use but AMAZING results if you could navigate the confusing interfaces.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@teeanahera8949As someone who was alive 11 years ago, I can tell you for a fact that Photoshop hasn't changed between then and now at all outside of UI changes.

  • @greatworkbilly3100
    @greatworkbilly3100 3 роки тому +164

    The fact that Obama eats a large sandwich alone, makes me feel like he understands the common American… Like he gets someone like me.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Рік тому +9

      A President that knows how it feels to eat alone, can truly appreciate eating with others. Even with you.

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini Рік тому +4

      You’re the 1%😊

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 8 місяців тому +3

      I have eaten footlongs by myself like that, in my underwear in my bedroom while watching youtube videos like this, illuminated only by the glow of a CRT, I'm not even American

    • @winonafrog
      @winonafrog 8 місяців тому +1

      Until he institutes Footlong for All, nicknamed the Barackwiches Program, he is as bad as the rest

  • @Cancellator5000
    @Cancellator5000 4 роки тому +127

    The real question is whether that mustard was dijon mustard or just regular mustard. Dijon mustard would have put this over the edge for me.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 4 роки тому +1

      Oh Gods I hope not.

    • @-gemberkoekje-5547
      @-gemberkoekje-5547 4 роки тому +1

      Groninger mustard

    • @ahoyturtle
      @ahoyturtle 3 роки тому +4

      do you remember when people made a fuss about him asking for Dijon mustard for his hotdog, or are you being sarcastic without knowing that actually happened in real life?

    • @Cancellator5000
      @Cancellator5000 3 роки тому +19

      @@ahoyturtle I think it was on his hamburger, which is kind of weird, but yes I'm aware Republican's biggest scandal at some point was Obama using Dijon mustard. Now they're talking about how Biden's dog doesn't look presidential enough. You know, the real issues we need to go after to make America great again.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +1

      @@Cancellator5000 Republicans are impressively pitiful at coming up with shocking smear campaigns. Not saying I'm a fan of the Democrats, either, but the repubes are a whole other level of "How is this even an actual party", let alone one of the two default "if you don't vote for one of 'em your vote is wasted, totally, yep" parties.

  • @eggverseoffficial7976
    @eggverseoffficial7976 3 роки тому +360

    One time I walked to a pizza place that was a few streets down from my apartment and I got a pizza. I knew that it was going to be cold if I waited until I got home to eat it, but I couldn't eat it inside the restaurant because of covid, so I just sat on the ground outside the restaurant and ate it there. There wasn't even a bench, I just sat on the ground, pizza box in my lap, and I ate the whole god damn pizza right then and there. I hope that I never aspire to run for president, I would be ruined....

  • @Berisophin
    @Berisophin 3 роки тому +80

    LOL “China has just declared war on the United States” at the end

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 роки тому +2

      Thats fucking amazing

    • @mediokay508
      @mediokay508 2 роки тому

      What the hell was Zelenskyy eating then?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому

      Fake news, I'm right here at Tiananmen Square and there have never been any tanks nor other signs of violence or war here. If you don't believe me, just google the location name!

  • @vidioalien
    @vidioalien 9 років тому +161

    The intro is just screaming "MURICA"

  • @Draktand01
    @Draktand01 3 роки тому +45

    ”This isn’t wierd, the president isn’t weird”. God, I hope they continue to do this kind of content once again.

  • @the1whereIwatch
    @the1whereIwatch 3 роки тому +18

    this is basically a recreation of the meltdown fox news had when obama went biking wearing a helmet lol

    • @Charlie-uz8vb
      @Charlie-uz8vb 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of Liberals everytime Trump did something.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 3 роки тому +10

      This is in respect to Obama's Dijon mustard scandal

    • @user-bi9bx1di4e
      @user-bi9bx1di4e 7 місяців тому

      @@Charlie-uz8vbyep equally comparable scandals Obama would do things like wear a tan suit and Trump would defraud charities. Equally comparable things, liberals are so sensitive!

    • @EricBarbman
      @EricBarbman 8 днів тому

      @@Charlie-uz8vb I still remember the "he had TWO servings of ice cream" or "he fed the fishes in the pond too much".

  • @KabooM1067
    @KabooM1067 5 років тому +263

    This was recommended right under a video by the daily show where Fox news was attacking Obama for wearing a bike helmet 😂😂😂😂
    This is so accurate.
    It's great satire about the superficiality of some news outlets and also the superficiality of some people who follow those news outlets.

    • @John6-40
      @John6-40 4 роки тому +22

      Yep. Reminds me of many stories run by CNN, huff post, yahoo, etc. Remember the one where Trump was ripped for wearing a bath robe? So ridiculous.

    • @Niptonian9551
      @Niptonian9551 4 роки тому +10

      @@John6-40 or the one where he was eating steak with ketchup.

    • @cornellwaters9089
      @cornellwaters9089 4 роки тому +32

      kevin Hedglin Or the one where he paid a Prostitute for sex?

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 4 роки тому +8

      @@cornellwaters9089 yeah like hwo tf pays his prostitutes!? Smh🤦

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 4 роки тому +3

      This reminds me of the "two scoops of ice cream" story, lmao

  • @elasmotherium12
    @elasmotherium12 4 роки тому +44

    I have reached the conclusion that The Onion is operated by God.

  • @elliotsargent9209
    @elliotsargent9209 2 роки тому +30

    remember when people actually flipped about him using a spoon to eat ice cream that was in a cone?

    • @petitio_principii
      @petitio_principii Рік тому +1

      He was spitting in all of our faces with that, it was his way of him to say, "hey, look at me, I eat ice cream with a spoon, so I'm incomparably better than you, you sad overweight balding sore underachiever who got cheated and dumped by your girlfriend last week"

    • @bradhanel3976
      @bradhanel3976 Рік тому +6

      or worse, when fox news flipped out when Obama wore a bike helmet

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 Рік тому +5

      Wait - he did that? I didn't know - I would never have voted for him, if I had known he did that. Please forgive me, Republicans.

    • @oliveleaf7376
      @oliveleaf7376 6 місяців тому +2

      yes, this is also a direct satire of the "Dijon mustard incident" and the "tan suit incident" that somehow actually happened in real life. Highly paid television personalities spent dozens of hours talking about offensive it was to America that the president eats Dijon mustard occasionally and wore a light colored suit instead of a dark colored one.

  • @IronDBZ
    @IronDBZ 12 років тому +27

    "Sandwich believed to contain salami" I FREAKING LOST IT

  • @SamItUp
    @SamItUp 12 років тому +26

    I often eat giant sandwiches outside by myself, and personally I think Obama is an inspirational role model for sad lonely people like me.

  • @Cobravenom741
    @Cobravenom741 3 роки тому +47

    You know it's fake because only 1% of the poll answered "relatable"

  • @schweppesoriginal9265
    @schweppesoriginal9265 3 роки тому +13

    This literal happen to some politician in the UK for eating a bacon sandwich in 2014, amazing

  • @noahfinney4899
    @noahfinney4899 4 роки тому +11

    The place where I work has a subway in it. And because of Coronavirus there are no tables or chairs in there. This is my life now...

  • @kiliroy
    @kiliroy 3 роки тому +10

    This is more unbiased than any corporate media in the US.

  • @composerdoh
    @composerdoh 12 років тому +8

    I know, right? God forbid we should discuss our leaders based upon their POLICIES.
    *gasp!*
    Another brilliant commentary, Onion.

  • @toppingstoppings9689
    @toppingstoppings9689 4 роки тому +41

    When satire isn't satire.

    • @solemnwaltz
      @solemnwaltz 3 роки тому +1

      Shows how messed up we're messed up.

  • @samuelhenry6400
    @samuelhenry6400 3 роки тому +11

    This may seem like satire until you realize Fox news did similar segments when Obama wore a helmet whilst on a bike ride, and when Obama wore a Tan suit instead of a not tan suit I guess.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 3 роки тому

      You should really google the definition of satire, then you'd know that his is exactly what satire is.

    • @youfellforthebait2555
      @youfellforthebait2555 3 роки тому

      @@maythesciencebewithyou they know it’s satire stupid. and why would googling satire do anything. they seem to know what it means

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero 2 роки тому

      @@maythesciencebewithyou the best jokes are based on reality

    • @magik97
      @magik97 9 місяців тому

      Or trump with a water bottle and 2 scoops

  • @SuperMrDeadpool
    @SuperMrDeadpool Рік тому +5

    The depressing thing is that Fox or Newsmax would totally do a story like this today without a hint of irony.

  • @GilCAnjos
    @GilCAnjos 4 роки тому +12

    It's still amazing that Obama actually did manage to recover from this

  • @longQ1551
    @longQ1551 4 роки тому +55

    Those were the days, when this was a scandal

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 роки тому +3

      Why are you almost top comment

    • @Dr.Preetam
      @Dr.Preetam 4 роки тому +1

      corona

    • @genericusername8337
      @genericusername8337 4 роки тому +2

      @@Dr.Preetam Trump. Just the entire presidency. Or maybe more like the first two years, after which everyone just got used to it.

  • @englishtea3191
    @englishtea3191 5 років тому +41

    Exactly like how Fox and CNN covered when Obama was wearing a tan suit and Trump having photos of him in a bathrobe.

  • @jonathanngai5956
    @jonathanngai5956 3 роки тому +11

    Base on what America has been lately, I can't tell if this is real footage or troll anymore

  • @Daynan
    @Daynan 2 роки тому +11

    10 years later, still great satire of blowing things out of proportion.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 9 місяців тому +1

      I dunno, this one feels too real.

    • @TheGreatDrake
      @TheGreatDrake 6 місяців тому

      @@theuncalledfor Well Fox News did throw a fit that he put Dijon mustard on his hamburger. People also complained that he wore a tan suit while talking about terrorism.

  • @doctorcatnip2551
    @doctorcatnip2551 3 роки тому +8

    Good old quality reporting. How I miss those times.

  • @gofojibwas
    @gofojibwas 12 років тому +6

    The best part is the fact that they photoshopped SO MANY pictures of him eating a sandwich for this hahaha

  • @LAMFi1ms
    @LAMFi1ms 12 років тому +26

    I love when they're describing why he ate the sandwhich starting on the outside. Its so relatable.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 роки тому +6

    Sandwich-gate!
    Was this before or after subway came out to say that the footlong is meant for two people? 🤔

  • @stephaniecarrow4898
    @stephaniecarrow4898 11 місяців тому +2

    "FDA approves pill for people with no medical problems." More relevant than ever.

  • @SameBasicRiff
    @SameBasicRiff 11 років тому +29

    the time to strike is now! lol!!

  • @gavart4509
    @gavart4509 3 роки тому +3

    0:53 the little sub headings are gold

  • @Christian-rn1ur
    @Christian-rn1ur Рік тому +4

    You joke, but in the UK how a candidate eats a sandwich can literally cost them the election.

  • @janetandtiff
    @janetandtiff 8 місяців тому +3

    Yes, hannity "legitimately" whined about Obama requesting Dijon mustard. And any criticism of trump is dismissed as TDS.

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 4 місяці тому

      The only controversy of Trump's I can be like "Yeah that was dumb" was when a bunch of people thought he said 'bigly' and mocked him relentlessly for it. This was a week before the tapes of Trump openly bragging about sexually assaulting women and people still say 'bigly' sometimes to mock him.

  • @vygalnix7769
    @vygalnix7769 Рік тому +6

    Dude. That is so relatable. I love sitting in the park alone and going to “town” on a giant ass hogie.

    • @WeeWeeJumbo
      @WeeWeeJumbo 8 місяців тому +2

      i’m in love with your use of scare quotes here

  • @jamesmbsmith
    @jamesmbsmith 11 років тому +21

    I've done all these things.
    Fuck.

  • @anima099
    @anima099 3 роки тому +4

    I mean, Fox actually reported on a tan suit and when he saluted while holding a Starbucks cup. This ain't that farfetch'd.

  • @brandaccountname9833
    @brandaccountname9833 5 років тому +6

    I love how the intros are so over the top

  • @DeadWhiteButterflies
    @DeadWhiteButterflies 12 років тому +5

    So true. It's funny how people do think personalities matter more than issues. We try so hard not judge candidates by who they are, but fall foul to it eventually. Kinda like with the British "Pasty Tax" (which is still a stupid idea from Parliament IMO). Cameron was so quick to not be disconnected from the masses on the count of being seen publicly as a toff. Well done Onion. Reminds me to think before judging a politician completely, though that's not to say they can all get away with it.

  • @ahegaomemnon2059
    @ahegaomemnon2059 3 роки тому +4

    I never thought about how a foot long reallly is a whole ass loaf of bread

  • @Goryalight
    @Goryalight 4 роки тому +3

    Forever 21 manager turns 38

  • @andrewzheng4038
    @andrewzheng4038 4 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of that guy who just got too excited and accidentally tanked his campaign with a "YEAAUGH"

  • @MsNicoleGoff
    @MsNicoleGoff 12 років тому

    Excellent choice of head shot pastes...the expressions correlate nicely and humorously! XD

  • @Pcarnevaaa
    @Pcarnevaaa 3 роки тому +6

    I couldn’t tell the difference from this and fox news

  • @lafierechienne7777
    @lafierechienne7777 5 років тому +11

    He was also wearing tan pants..again!
    Unacceptable!

  • @ChoiceSnarf
    @ChoiceSnarf 4 роки тому +2

    I remember when Howard Dean was carrying his bag of laundry... I was devastated. That alone was the sole reason why his campaign was ruined.

  • @dannylo5875
    @dannylo5875 3 роки тому +2

    Actually. I can see this being news someday...like this year. Lol.

  • @JUNGLEsausage
    @JUNGLEsausage 6 років тому +6

    The Onion hates footlongs eaten by a single person almost as much as Cinco hates teeth.

  • @TyrBarghest
    @TyrBarghest 9 років тому +64

    Wait is this a jab at Obama or people who eat their lunches outside by theirselves?

    • @suspicious35
      @suspicious35 9 років тому +88

      Tyr Barghest This is a jab at voters and maybe reporters.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 років тому

      Weirdo.

    • @norsejohn7248
      @norsejohn7248 5 років тому +1

      The onion, as great as they were 6-10 years ago were clearly pro-obama funded. Whenever they made digs at Obama, it was actually a dig at Americans.

    • @oliverwilson11
      @oliverwilson11 5 років тому +19

      @@norsejohn7248
      No one pays political comedians to be liberal, it's just a natural consequence of being smart enough and informed enough to do the job

    • @norsejohn7248
      @norsejohn7248 5 років тому

      @@oliverwilson11 For one, you clearly are not smart enough to understand what the word liberal means, because extreme socialism, extreme social justice and the fucked up antifa reverse fascism is not liberal, and this is which is the current modus operandi of the woke brand democrats. Secondly, the reason why comedy is so tame and unfunny nowadays is a direct consequence of flooding the MSM with low-caliber minded, NPC drones who are the complete reverse of intellectual. Also the extreme politicisation of comedy with your supposed 'liberalism' which is clearly not liberal, nor intelligent nor funny.

  • @Chanselor_Gowron
    @Chanselor_Gowron 3 роки тому +2

    Damm.
    Now im hungry.
    And it`s 2am.
    The frige is too far away

  • @renni9813
    @renni9813 3 роки тому +2

    This is Dijongate in a nutshell

  • @raptors11111
    @raptors11111 12 років тому +4

    Absolutely hilarious! The part about him nibbling the edges first because there was too much meat and cheese cracked me up.

  • @w2lkm2n
    @w2lkm2n 2 роки тому +5

    Somehow a real Fox News clip got into the channel of The Onion, please move it to the appropriate channel!

  • @curtislawsonjr8821
    @curtislawsonjr8821 3 роки тому

    I can never see the full titles, so I clicked on this and was immediately in tears

  • @diamondinvr
    @diamondinvr 4 роки тому +1

    If there was a relatable option on every poll it would be skewed

  • @WarpGate_999
    @WarpGate_999 3 роки тому +4

    I mean, the kind of shit they talk about on these kind of shows really isn't that far from this. Remember the time people made a big deal out of Obama wearing a brown suit?

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 3 роки тому +1

      It got worse with 45. Things like covfefe, staring at the sun, playing tennis, drinking with two hands, ordering fast food, the G7 shenanigans, etc. So many pointless things to talk about when there were bigger, more serious problems with his presidency.

  • @parkerdinhwilliams15
    @parkerdinhwilliams15 10 років тому +7

    I CANT... I CANT BREATH.

  • @carrotbluecheese5607
    @carrotbluecheese5607 4 роки тому +1

    That intro never fails to get me lol

  • @hellogoodnite8447
    @hellogoodnite8447 3 роки тому +1

    The funny thing is these kind of things actually happened. From the selfie stick incident to the Dijon mustard scandal.

  • @Trolligarch
    @Trolligarch 4 роки тому +5

    The Onion predicted Ed Miliband wtf

  • @jonnythepartisan
    @jonnythepartisan 12 років тому +8

    This is about the same depth as our real news outlets cover on our politicians. Great satire once again :/

  • @LordNelson6
    @LordNelson6 3 роки тому +2

    Seeing these 8 years later still makes me laugh lol

  • @gaminggeckos4388
    @gaminggeckos4388 3 роки тому +2

    How did only ONE percent find it relatable tho

  • @WilliametcCook
    @WilliametcCook 4 роки тому +98

    Remember back when the media would jump on Obama for this?
    Now Trump eats entire buckets of KFC all alone and nobody cares. smh my head

    • @daniel-andersson
      @daniel-andersson 3 роки тому +3

      @damn boi this entire thread is just... several layers of deception

    • @harrisonzachar
      @harrisonzachar 3 роки тому +2

      William: "smh my head"...... I like your style.

    • @thefutureisnowoldman7653
      @thefutureisnowoldman7653 3 роки тому +8

      @Jason Blahino no i was only pretending to be a idiot

    • @USMCasper
      @USMCasper 3 роки тому

      @damn boi Thing is. One side can't joke like this apparently. Only retarded Democrats can then claim it's a joke.

    • @Imagoofygoober69420
      @Imagoofygoober69420 3 роки тому +2

      Smh my head AMERICA I AM CONFOOSION

  • @themissile3120
    @themissile3120 2 роки тому +6

    This is why we need to start electing people we really know: celebrities. You ever seen Jake Gyllenhaal eating a sandwich alone? Natural born leader, absolutely pulls it off. I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

    • @Yosef9438
      @Yosef9438 9 місяців тому

      Gyllenhaal would probably make a good leader. I like your choice. He's got my vote.

  • @baronvonlobotomus7530
    @baronvonlobotomus7530 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the small detail of the reporter calling the sub a submarine

  • @silverysnowfox
    @silverysnowfox 3 роки тому

    Just reading the title made me chuckle.

  • @voyfan99
    @voyfan99 9 років тому +3

    Still my favorite video

  • @zaidlacksalastname4905
    @zaidlacksalastname4905 2 роки тому +3

    I love how china was just waiting for the US to be lead by a sad little man with an enormous sandwich to strike.

  • @SighNaps
    @SighNaps 3 роки тому +2

    Not only the big sandwich, but he's eating it while wearing a *gulps* tan suit. If there is any dijon mustard on that his career is over.

  • @hansolo7988
    @hansolo7988 4 роки тому +2

    ahh, the glory days of the onion

  • @mrossainz
    @mrossainz 4 роки тому +51

    Funny enough; it’s like watching Fox, except they’re for real.

    • @airwipe1639
      @airwipe1639 4 роки тому +12

      It really is. Remember when fox criticized Michelle Obama for wearing an expensive dress?

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 3 роки тому +12

      @@airwipe1639 Remember when they made fun of Obama for wearing a helmet while biking with family? Fun times. Pieces of shit.

    • @airwipe1639
      @airwipe1639 3 роки тому

      @@starmorpheus saw that not too long ago. I consider it good the only thing FOX has on Obama was stupid shit like that.

    • @fruitcups4682
      @fruitcups4682 3 роки тому +4

      I mean CNN did a whole story about how Trump was scared of going down the stairs

    • @Deleted1
      @Deleted1 3 роки тому +2

      @@fruitcups4682 that's ok because thats doing it to someone they don't like.

  • @hotdonkey3801
    @hotdonkey3801 3 роки тому +4

    I miss Obama

  • @rickyball5165
    @rickyball5165 Рік тому +1

    I think we all seen this coming.

  • @MrThenite
    @MrThenite 4 роки тому +1

    so this is the sandwich gate that ppl have been talking about

  • @lightningluxray101
    @lightningluxray101 11 років тому +5

    Omg this is too good...

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 2 роки тому +3

    If this was real then I would have voted for Obama. The relatability score should have been like 50% or something

  • @Telamond
    @Telamond 12 років тому

    I love the intro to this. Very nice, especially the shuriken stars!

  • @mayonnaiseeee
    @mayonnaiseeee 12 років тому

    LOL the opener to the war for the white house videos is sooo epic/dramatic, The Onion always does their parodies perfectly.

  • @Demonakinale
    @Demonakinale 11 років тому +7

    Rofl at Hu Jintao's Quote

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk 12 років тому +3

    I can relate to Obama. It's as if he is just like me, sitting there, brooding at the world, eating the sandwich all alone, smelling of sadness...

  • @lumupf4786
    @lumupf4786 4 роки тому +1

    This was 2 years before the tan suit controversy.
    That had the exact same level of discussion.

  • @RuilinLinRyan
    @RuilinLinRyan 3 роки тому +2

    My eating in public anxiety just got worse