Creepy Smirks & Return of the Metal Master - Episode 282 - Spitballers Comedy Show

On this episode, we dive into the Door Dash dream, get creeped out by smirks and see the return of the Metal Master, but this time, he’s put to the ultimate test. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
02:32 - Would You Rather?
22:00 - What’s the Difference?
34:48 - Return of the Metal Master
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[@Barazombie]

This bit is absolute GOLD

[@coreyhuggins1]

And silver

[@Wildcat_FantasyFootball]

This draft is one of the best bits they have done. Swish!

[@andrewlowden322]

i see what you did there...swish!

[@tcole707]

Holy crap “poles” had me literally crying 😂

[@moogie7494]

I am driving, and there are indeed a ridiculous amount of metal poles.

[@michaelanderson8953]

Mike’s explanation of something being complimentary was freaking hilarious!

[@ghostprojectvlogs]

Jason was on McAfee? I gotta find this...

[@Alecbartholomew]

Search Jason Moore Pat Mcafee. Didn’t know my worlds collided two years ago either 😂

[@efrengramajo]

Jason hates the scat and thinks he's bad at it but I think his are always the most fun.

[@Blysssin]

cried laughing last week cried laughing again this week. the jason metal master arc is pure gold

[@colltay14]

Love the draft switch up 💀💀

[@weareyourmother]

Spitballers talking about the Fantasy Footballers on Pat McAfee 😂😂😂😂
My life is complete

[@therancidpizzabox2977]

Andy does not know what a sneer is

[@nickgergel4494]

This draft genuinely made cry laughing. Holy crap 😂

[@KingSumter]

New Spitballers episode drops literally as soon as my first Monday meeting ends. Perfect timing Guys!

[@devonvarnum2429]

I’m so ready to for the twitter pole, “not made of metal”, Jason has my vote and better get 98%

[@spencertacker7204]

I was hoping that Jason's last pick would've been Mike, for things that are "metal". 🤘

[@bktenn29]

Can’t wait for the poll for this one

[@adamthefitzen]

that.scat.was.EPIC. well done Jason! you deserve money for your greatness!

[@RobertShearman-jt3ud]

We all thought the Eiffel tower was made of iron but I now know we have all been lied to and metal expert, Jason, has confirmed it is made of steel.

[@jaredbowling2016]

I don't door dash enough....basically at all....but if you were to give me FREE door dash I'm definitely taking it

[@FINKLEisEINHORN90]

So glad we got the unscripted "Things made of metals" draft

[@quesothekid9725]

Andys never heard of ceramic.

[@Ibrariemovic]

Saying cauliflower ears are "actually" the problem over brain damage from getting punched in the head by UFC fighters is the most unhinged thing I've heard on this pod in a while 😂

[@SandstormGT]

STRAIGHT METAL!
I was really hoping Jason took bronze for his 3rd pick....

[@joshlittke9305]

Wow I had never heard Jason on the Pat mcafee show, that was actually priceless. Pay for sure got it about halfway through.

[@braedensmith100]

Prior to watching this episode, this question had been posed about the doordash, Maybe in a footballers episode...(edit it was the tweet I saw) but without ever hearing Jason's rationale I also asserted that I would choose free cheesecake factory, thus just further solidifying that I relate the closest to him. Champ Champ Champion of the people

[@robiapicca5967]

Free is just anything that is free... Complimentary is something that is free, but done with as a thank you for something else that is not free (such as paying for a hotel, but getting complimentary breakfast... or paying for your car to be check out, but getting complimentary coffee and snacks in the waiting area...)

[@Jorgenaut]

I need the clip with Pat MaCafee. I reallllly need to see it

[@davidtaylor7526]

I would have gone more of a fantasy route like mjolnir, Terminator, etc

[@daveymckeever]

Jason not going Cruise-ships is disappointing

[@bingley_music]

Draft analysis: Things That Are Metal
Jason Draft Grade: A++
Andy Draft Grade: F
Mike Draft Grade: F
Jason: Gold, Silver, Cybertruck, Poles
Andy: Eiffel Tower, Bazooka, Spaceship, Anvil
Mike: Swords, Ice Cream Scoop, Trumpet, Brass Knuckles
Best items drafted:
1.) Gold (Went 1.01 // Jason)
2.) Silver (Went 2.03 // Jason)
3.) Cybertruck (Went 3.01 // Jason)
4.) Poles (Went 4.03 // Jason)
5.) Swords (Went 1.03// Mike)
6.) Bazooka (Went 2.02// Andy)
7.) Spaceship (Went 3.02// Andy)
8.) Eiffel Tower (Went 1.02 // Andy)
9.) Trumpet (Went 3.03 // Mike)
10.) Anvil (Went 4.02 // Andy)
11.) Brass Knuckles (Went 4.01 // Mike)
12.) Ice Cream Scoop (Went 2.01 //Mike)
Honorable undrafted mentions: A gun, ninja stars, a crown, iPhones
Jason is the metal master. Any deniers may be shunned. He is the master of metal. The alpha of allows. The controller of conductors. The expert of elements. He won this draft and it wasn't even close.
MVP Pick: Poles. Just poles. Amazing.

[@tresnalder2149]

The METAL never dies 🤘

[@Dogperson1020]

You guys should draft the best movie sequel!

[@jgaspie2011]

Boys, you didn't go deep enough with this extensive draft topic. Nerd out: Iron Man, T800, T1000, Power Armor from Fallout, Robo Cop, Wolverine, Transformers.
Now all of those things may be make believe, but I digress.

[@deepeasttexasoutfittersllc5679]

Tanks!!

[@CartmanMorisato]

Fatneto, Master of Metal (& magnetism), for the win!❤

[@potgGrimm]

Maybe the best single draft in spitballers history.. now you have to do things that are plastic

[@kirstenlmonroe]

The tallest Olympic gymnast is only 6 feet tall so I easily pick ufc fighter 😬

[@coreyhuggins1]

Kicking brass

[@jonathanhill5503]

How many tried the tsshhhh sound after Jason?

[@efrengramajo]

Haha I like the scat

[@Mikeyminc]

Jason is a metal detector ..

[@buddhadickson4309]

Good morning guys!

[@bradyoung1637]

SWISH!!!

[@crislab2412]

ACDC would be a great pick.

[@Fiasco962]

If UA-cam follows through on playing ads when paused, I’ll reluctantly have to switch back to the audio only version. I put this on while I work Mondays, and frequently pause when something requires my full attention. UA-cam would fall completely out of my used apps.

[@buddhadickson4309]

You guys are redonkulous!

[@CartmanMorisato]

Jason, the Master of Metal, goes for a metal band pick...doesn't pick METALlicca.

[@kuperharkness6466]

Ayooo why does Mike look like the youtuber cartoonz. Am I just realizing he's the same person or does he have a twin???

[@spudmuffin2744]

Jason had an acceptable scat? 😮 Miracles do happen!

[@kyrie-irvine]

The legendary Pat McAfee clip with Jason:
ua-cam.com/video/Nk9Bl4EBt98x/v-deo.htmlq

[@bryanbrudevold3248]

I just watched this and laughed so hard knowing the backstory. Actual quote: I know the beat writers in every city and they all want Julio Jones 😂

[@bradyoung1637]

Sooooo good! Lol!

[@saucenuggetspodcast]

Everyone's gangsta till 3 buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve.

[@alanrodriguez3011]

Soowards!

[@CrashNT03d2]

HoF episode. By far. 🤣☠️

[@tcole707]

Is it .. maybe… maybe is it time… time to maybe.. … retire the scat? 😬🥺👀