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The Metal Master & Things That Are White - Episode 281 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2024
  • On this episode, Jason loses it, conversation killers, immortal families and more, plus we explore the mutant benefits of the gluteus maximum variety. We bring it all home with a Things That Are White draft you don’t want to miss. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
    05:36 - Would You Rather?
    25:05 - That’s a Great Question
    45:03 - Draft: Things That Are White
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 69

  • @donovangreene6191
    @donovangreene6191 3 місяці тому +40

    You guys should totally do a blind draft for one of the episodes. Basically where all three of you don't know the subject and Owl just starts each round with one item as well to help give hints as to what it might be and you don't know the subject until the end.

  • @pat_puente
    @pat_puente 3 місяці тому +9

    This episode was pure gold which happens to be my favorite metal

  • @Hocoino
    @Hocoino 3 місяці тому +14

    Jason really showed his metal this episode!

  • @spudmuffin2744
    @spudmuffin2744 3 місяці тому +7

    Every interjection about metal slowly wore me down until i was cry laughing by the end 😂 It's so stupid and It's obnoxiously hilarious

  • @JakeJenkins
    @JakeJenkins 3 місяці тому +11

    How did Andy not draft ice cream

  • @andrewharris1949
    @andrewharris1949 3 місяці тому +6

    Love this episode. Never change, Jason 😊

  • @caiogoes7494
    @caiogoes7494 3 місяці тому +4

    Best pod ever! Suggestion: 10 round draft of things that are metal for episode 300

  • @andrewtoole1222
    @andrewtoole1222 3 місяці тому +1

    Instant Top-5 episode. In the running to be the GOAT

  • @TRedenbacher
    @TRedenbacher 3 місяці тому +3

    For the Mars robot question - it takes like 3-20ish minutes each way depending on where both the earth and mars are in their orbit. So 3 minutes to send the signal to mars, and 3 minutes for the signal back to us best case scenario is the best case scenario for conversations there.

  • @Jbus15
    @Jbus15 3 місяці тому

    This episode was absolutely hilarious!! Clukdnt stop laughing at work 🤣🤣🤣

  • @manuelcastro7446
    @manuelcastro7446 3 місяці тому +1

    Surprised Andy didn't go with vanilla ice cream

  • @anthonycipriano8823
    @anthonycipriano8823 3 місяці тому

    A polar bear seems like a perfect pick for this draft. A non-family, friendly honorable mention also has to be cocaine😂

  • @j_scribs
    @j_scribs 3 місяці тому

    Plot twist: Jason is actually Magneto. That's how he knows so much about metal things. It's the only explanation.

  • @FINKLEisEINHORN90
    @FINKLEisEINHORN90 3 місяці тому

    We really need a Things Made of Metal draft within the next couple videos!

  • @potgGrimm
    @potgGrimm 3 місяці тому

    "Story Shuffle" you guys gotta play that game! new segment

  • @Jorgenaut
    @Jorgenaut 3 місяці тому +1

    The shade of red on Jason face is the most color I've seen him wear on this show and the Footballers Podcast.

  • @buddhadickson4309
    @buddhadickson4309 3 місяці тому +3

    Good morning gang

  • @activepieces
    @activepieces 3 місяці тому

    I watch Spitballers every night before sleep. I am truly grateful for this show.

  • @brianstanley5509
    @brianstanley5509 3 місяці тому +1

    HOLY MOLY OWL MR BORLAND PLEASEEEEEEEEE DO A METAL DRAFT 😂😂😂

  • @atticustibbs2415
    @atticustibbs2415 3 місяці тому

    Mike been hitting those weights? My boy is lookin more pumped by the day

  • @CartmanMorisato
    @CartmanMorisato 3 місяці тому

    As a fellow chubb, I can say with confidence that Jason's superhero/villain name would be Fatneto. Luv ya Jason.

  • @SeniorJanglzz
    @SeniorJanglzz 3 місяці тому

    Interesting story with the mask conversation at 21:00 - I work with a lot of audiology clinics and apparently there were a ton of people who didn't realize how bad their hearing was until they couldn't read lips anymore. Hearing aid sales went through the roof in 2020 and 2021!

  • @Mpow84
    @Mpow84 3 місяці тому +1

    I feel like the answer to the hot new ring metal, is Tungsten…. Mostly because you can get them cheap, but they still look good quality

  • @bradyoung1637
    @bradyoung1637 3 місяці тому

    Fantastic episode gentlemen. 👏 slow golf clap

  • @michaelwilliams1857
    @michaelwilliams1857 3 місяці тому

    Shocked Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream. Also, have a show suggestion. At the opening, tell us who one the previous draft.

  • @coreyskiles4903
    @coreyskiles4903 3 місяці тому

    Jason just needs eggs and vanilla for a cheesecake!

  • @averyshanefulchannel4526
    @averyshanefulchannel4526 3 місяці тому

    This was one of the most deep-fried episodes I can remember and I’m here for it

  • @pandablam2968
    @pandablam2968 3 місяці тому

    This was the funniest episode so far.

  • @Fiasco962
    @Fiasco962 3 місяці тому +3

    Really wanted Andy to hit the Water Bet button when Jason said we’d get to mars in his lifetime. Just made myself laugh picturing old ass Andy at Jason’s funeral with a solo cup of water, waiting for his moment.

  • @brendenfullmer5573
    @brendenfullmer5573 3 місяці тому

    Jason already knows this but there are metals that are white when the oxide. Titanium oxide being the most popular as white paints are named after it. Aluminum and tungsten is also white when it oxidizes. Not that you wanted to know, but now you do lol

  • @benpattenick7098
    @benpattenick7098 3 місяці тому

    People sleeping on Gandalf the White and the White Power Ranger.

  • @stefanmilosevic8664
    @stefanmilosevic8664 3 місяці тому

    The SUN?! Lol surprised no one took it.

  • @take87chris
    @take87chris 3 місяці тому +1

    Polar bears get no love?

  • @jaredbowling2016
    @jaredbowling2016 3 місяці тому

    Andy passing on vanilla Ice cream is insane

  • @nikkibrewer3945
    @nikkibrewer3945 3 місяці тому

    Jason wins, he's making cheesecake ❣️❣️

  • @Willard-ff5hf
    @Willard-ff5hf 3 місяці тому

    Words cannot express the sadness experienced when remembering today's draft was NOT metal things

  • @bingley_music
    @bingley_music 3 місяці тому

    Draft analysis: Things That Are White
    Mike : Snow, Wedding Dress, Toilet, Stormtrooper
    Jason : Salt, Sugar, Milk, Cream Cheese
    Andy : Clouds, The Moon, White Chocolate, Glacier
    Andy Draft Grade: C
    Mike Draft Grade: A
    Jason Draft Grade: A-
    Best items drafted:
    1.) Snow (Went 1.01 // Mike)
    2.) Toilet (Went 3.01 // Mike)
    3.) Salt (Went 1.02 // Jason)
    4.) Sugar (Went 2.02 // Jason)
    5.) Clouds (Went 1.03 // Andy)
    6.) Milk (Went 3.02 // Jason)
    7.) Stormtrooper (Went 4.01 // Mike)
    8.) Wedding Dress (Went 2.03 // Mike)
    9.) Cream Cheese (Went 4.02 // Jason)
    10). White Chocolate (Went 3.03 // Andy)
    11). The Moon (Went 2.01 // Andy)
    12). Glacier (Went 4.01 // Andy)
    Honorable undrafted mentions: Eggs, Golf Ball, Ice Cream, Jason
    Another creative color draft - beyond the 1.01 of snow, a lot of room for potential creativity from the ballers. Mike took an early lead with the 1.01 of snow and then followed it up with the unique picks of wedding dress, and the steal of the draft - toilet - perfect for a potty-humor podcast as this. It was a close one between Mike and Jason, but Mike's superior late round picks earned him the victory. Andy did not necessarily underperform, however there were more advantageous pick instead of Glacier, which he took in the fourth, especially when ice cream was still on the board.
    MVP Pick: Toilet - a steal from Mike in the 3rd

  • @AtticusRex
    @AtticusRex 3 місяці тому

    For the life of me I can't figure out why Andy didn't draft vanilla ice cream!

  • @risk_it_4_the_biscuit
    @risk_it_4_the_biscuit 3 місяці тому

    My cousin got married on NYE...wedding pictures in the snow.

  • @garyhickman1088
    @garyhickman1088 3 місяці тому

    someone broke Jason

  • @andrewcobb3919
    @andrewcobb3919 3 місяці тому

    Some would argue that men have three legs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mister_padilla6105
    @mister_padilla6105 3 місяці тому

    7 mins is a long conversation. Lol

  • @mister_padilla6105
    @mister_padilla6105 3 місяці тому

    Lmfao 5:46 hahahahahahaha

  • @mitchsnowden3887
    @mitchsnowden3887 3 місяці тому

    I thought for sure Mike was gonna say cocaine

  • @screaminyj
    @screaminyj 3 місяці тому

    Things that are white should be the alternate name of the show. 😜

  • @R3db3ard18
    @R3db3ard18 3 місяці тому

    Wait til that snow turns to ugly grey slush then tell me you love snow

  • @jroppeler
    @jroppeler 3 місяці тому

    You guys should raffle off a chance to come play pickleball with the crew.

  • @marcosgarcia-3696
    @marcosgarcia-3696 3 місяці тому

    Disappointed in Jason for not picking marshmallows!

  • @andrewlowden322
    @andrewlowden322 3 місяці тому +2

    got my wife 1.01 carat ring--which is fitting as she is the 1.01 in my life

    • @Hocoino
      @Hocoino 3 місяці тому +1

      Nice one!

  • @AaronSonyi
    @AaronSonyi 3 місяці тому

    So sad no one picked polar bears!

  • @ryanc675
    @ryanc675 3 місяці тому

    Unless something tragic happens to Andy there will 1000% be humans on Mars during his lifetime

  • @SandstormGT
    @SandstormGT 3 місяці тому

    Andy didn't take vanilla ice cream?

  • @bniehaus1309
    @bniehaus1309 3 місяці тому

    How did Jason not take White Gold in this draft?

  • @elizabethlee6077
    @elizabethlee6077 3 місяці тому

    White Gold?? did Jason miss that?

  • @Richard__Cranium
    @Richard__Cranium 3 місяці тому

    I thought for sure Jason would take "himself" for things that are white.

  • @devinaugustin5183
    @devinaugustin5183 3 місяці тому

    Jason is high

  • @todradmaker4297
    @todradmaker4297 3 місяці тому

    Can artificial intelligence replace something that has no apparent intelligence?

  • @efrengramajo
    @efrengramajo 3 місяці тому

    ✌️

  • @walmartman31
    @walmartman31 3 місяці тому

    ……… White gold ………

  • @ryanbeirne364
    @ryanbeirne364 3 місяці тому

    Missed opportunity to take CMC as the number 1 overall for things that are white guys…