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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024

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  • @lyndalepowell1225
    @lyndalepowell1225 Рік тому +455

    Never ask
    A woman: her age
    A man: his salary
    Thomas the tank engine: Where was he between 1939-1945

  • @aodigital9421
    @aodigital9421 Рік тому +851

    I never would have imagined "Hitler the Tank Engine" to be a real thing.

    • @n8vmilk
      @n8vmilk Рік тому +62

      He’s a diesel

    • @Weygand_
      @Weygand_ Рік тому +17

      Well I guess it doesn’t carry only materials…

    • @itsyaboiwan6416
      @itsyaboiwan6416 Рік тому +4

      never would have imagined about it either

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 Рік тому +17

      alternate history Thomas, where that one engine that got bricked up was Jewish(and he's never let out again unlike how they eventually let them out in Thomas)

    • @n8vmilk
      @n8vmilk Рік тому +2

      @@jerrylim6722 k

  • @loveUSA12
    @loveUSA12 Рік тому +236

    Hitler can dream up the most outlandish things and people still build it for him, cool

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Рік тому +18

      If you want to make it big, you gotta think big.

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 Рік тому +3

      ​@@jeffcarroll1990shockI mean he did make it big for like 3 years ig

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +4

      For an example,Hitler the tank engine
      Actually I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tootallforyou112
    @tootallforyou112 Рік тому +93

    Imagine if they kept all of Obersalzberg. It would be amazing for tourism

    • @banditlord8210
      @banditlord8210 Рік тому +19

      I can understand why they didn’t but it is a pity, preserved for posterity and kept to give a insight into Hitlers personal life, would make for an interesting tourist sight I will say

  • @exMuteKid
    @exMuteKid Рік тому +93

    i clicked this expecting a video on toys hitler played with as a kid lmao

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah Рік тому +11

      I was expecting toys of the Third Reich

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +7

      I was expecting Hitler the tank engine😢

    • @zzzmatyzzz
      @zzzmatyzzz Рік тому +1

      @@DarkPsychoMessiah same

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
    @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 Рік тому +47

    That thumbnail is so friggin cursed🤣🤣

    • @duckthegreatwesternengine6169
      @duckthegreatwesternengine6169 Рік тому +8

      Hitler is a tank engine who lives at a big station in the region of Bavaria

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому

      ​​@@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 yes.

    • @theomnicontentchannel2203
      @theomnicontentchannel2203 Рік тому +3

      @@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 He has six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy ball, and a short stumpy 'stache.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +521

    This Austrian painter guy sure knows how to widen people's eyes with _his art_

    • @Mikoleseuyy69
      @Mikoleseuyy69 Рік тому +11

      Get out

    • @LeoBug0128
      @LeoBug0128 Рік тому +2

      Yes but very dangerous toys

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +7

      Grass, please go touch it.

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +3

      @l3carroarmado516homeboy has been in every comment section ever, 24/7. I’m genuinely impressed. He also never replies to comments.

    • @ukeyaoitrash2618
      @ukeyaoitrash2618 Рік тому +2

      I don't get the joke, can someone explain?

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +352

    “This enraged his father, who punished him severely.”

  • @spaky1954
    @spaky1954 Рік тому +218

    Man If only they just let him be a painter

    • @user-io9cj6hz6e
      @user-io9cj6hz6e Рік тому +28

      Blame the academy who didn't accept him

    • @user-io9cj6hz6e
      @user-io9cj6hz6e Рік тому +21

      They're the reason for ww2

    • @ShadeOps45
      @ShadeOps45 Рік тому

      ​@user-io9cj6hz6e Reparations are needed! Also Japan needa say sowwy to China and Korea

    • @DarkKatzy013
      @DarkKatzy013 Рік тому +3

      Yup

    • @enalynmanaol5960
      @enalynmanaol5960 Рік тому +17

      apparently his art was really good, what wasn't good was the fact he couldn't draw people, probably the most important thing to learn how to draw.

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey Рік тому +22

    Hitler: Everything German is superior!
    Also Hitler: Decorates his chalet with cacti.

    • @irispaiva
      @irispaiva Рік тому +2

      I think that is a reference to the fact that Germans once ruled the Mexican empire, but im reaching with it, he could just thought it was cute

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey Рік тому +2

      @@irispaiva They did? When?

    • @vixx-kun7686
      @vixx-kun7686 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@irispaiva Thats news to me

  • @aircraftandmore9775
    @aircraftandmore9775 Рік тому +35

    17:48 soilder: oh the oil pressures high again. (Engineer casually hits the thing twice to make it go back to normal)

  • @aerotyoe
    @aerotyoe Рік тому +82

    shitler has toys?!?

    • @TheCasualGuy2
      @TheCasualGuy2 Рік тому +2

      Adolf Litler has some cool toys!!!!

    • @Metaldetecting796
      @Metaldetecting796 Рік тому +6

      Ikr I thought he was a grown man

    • @thedreflacko
      @thedreflacko Рік тому +7

      Pleasure toys 😏

    • @AlexWuky
      @AlexWuky Рік тому +2

      And reichsmarshal boring as well, he had large train sets in his house

    • @spaky1954
      @spaky1954 Рік тому +1

      @imathreat209ong bro

  • @EASAustraliaNSW
    @EASAustraliaNSW Рік тому +19

    That thumbnail 😂

  • @aliefabdurrahman3302
    @aliefabdurrahman3302 Рік тому +42

    0:07 Hitler's Personal Train the Fuhrersonderzug
    8:55 Sehwerer Gustav. Rail Super Gun of WW2
    11:53 Hitler's Eagle's Nest

    • @zoutigkaasplankje5057
      @zoutigkaasplankje5057 Рік тому +2

      Thank you

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +2

      0:07 Hitler the tank engine

    • @piazzollalucagordon4149
      @piazzollalucagordon4149 Рік тому

      Schwerer ;) I love this so much: "schwer" means "heavy" in German, so if we build something heavier how should we call this? Simple, "HEAVIER", "Schwerer".

  • @georgedonnellan36
    @georgedonnellan36 Рік тому +10

    Rod Stewart loved his toy trains. I used to work in a train toy shop in Baker Street, and I met Rod😊

  • @dylanwhite3383
    @dylanwhite3383 Рік тому +27

    Personally if i were ever to become rich in the future i want a train to be a part of my collection of toys but until then i will settle on having both wooden and Lego trains

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Рік тому +24

    If they really wanted to destroy the Gustav gun, they should have just dropped Allied commandos with thermite

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +50

    “I was saving the planet from an Axis of Darkness, while you were back home opening National Parks! Yes!” Winston Churchill

    • @kashmerlangston545
      @kashmerlangston545 Рік тому +7

      You were born asthmatic! You're going to choke hard,while I wake up every day and chainsmoke cigars!

    • @melissareohorn7436
      @melissareohorn7436 Рік тому +7

      I'll fight you on the beaches, I'll fight you on the beats, yes! Any way you want to fight I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya, see?

    • @kashmerlangston545
      @kashmerlangston545 Рік тому +5

      I might be battling you even though I'm toasted,but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted!

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 Рік тому

      Erb of bullshit

    • @TheLilTranny
      @TheLilTranny 11 місяців тому

      “I did your mom last night, yes!”
      “Your sister is next!”

  • @mrdomhare
    @mrdomhare Рік тому +10

    We could have built another Bismarck for what the road to Eagles Nest cost. They really were insane.

  • @randallrona9618
    @randallrona9618 Рік тому +2

    Hitler's Train: *appears in Thomas the Tank Engine universe with a face of Hitler*
    Thomas & other trains: Bruh.

  • @anthraxfur
    @anthraxfur Рік тому +4

    That thumbnail. For the love of God that thumbnail 😂😂
    I'm at the gym trying my best now to laugh

  • @Evalnyx
    @Evalnyx Рік тому +5

    never would i have imagined seeing a video titled "Hitler's toys"

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 8 місяців тому +1

    My family's home is located at a town at the outskirts of Berlin, and my grandfather who already had grown up there told me that one day all students of his school were ordered to gather at the railway to salute Hitler who would pass by with his train.
    Nowadays I'm living right in Berlin, only a stone throw of distance from former Tempelhof airport which got internationally known for the Berlin Airlift of 1948/49 as well as Hitler's train's depot location.

  • @Man3171-z4y
    @Man3171-z4y Рік тому +28

    How much history do you want teach to your viewers “him” YES yes

    • @enalynmanaol5960
      @enalynmanaol5960 Рік тому +2

      apparently he plagiarizes his information, and barely does any research, i haven't studied this topic much, but it still is possible.

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      YES YES

    • @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy
      @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy Рік тому +2

      How can you plagiarize information!?! Facts are facts are facts are facts are facts. Everyone judges channels like this. Get over it.

  • @arrow1414
    @arrow1414 Рік тому +2

    The thumbnail has to suggest the worse "Thomas the Tank Engine" episode that can ever be made!😲😨

  • @HAe76
    @HAe76 Рік тому +4

    Thomas the tank engine and austrian painter collab omg

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

    New Thomas the tank engine reboot looking… kinda odd…

  • @thepsycho777
    @thepsycho777 Рік тому +5

    Why does this channel now keep reposting old videos. It’s so annoying to click on something thinking it’s a new upload just for it to be a video from a year ago.

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag Рік тому +2

      Eh, most of their content is still new uploads, and these compilation videos are good to watch if you want something to binge. Keep in mind UA-cam punishes channels in algorithm preference if they don't upload regularly, and the Simple History animations are generally better quality than they have been in the past.
      I feel like even if it is regurgitated content, it's at least something that's useful to the audience.

  • @Pokepokeboom
    @Pokepokeboom Рік тому +4

    I feel like blowing up the train was the 1940s version of “if I don’t come back delete my search history”

  • @sharkinator7819
    @sharkinator7819 Рік тому +6

    That’s the power of German engineering

  • @OLDMANWAFFLES
    @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +5

    He was just an Austrian painter with his own train. They were all just working in their art in there, no harm no foul. I’m not sure what all the negativity is about?

  • @o-tuathail
    @o-tuathail Рік тому +4

    ayy here before 100 views lol, i can already tell this is gonna be another fire video

  • @rottenapple4404
    @rottenapple4404 Рік тому +2

    My son was watching Thomas the Tank Engine then this came on. What child have I just created?

  • @blagojpejov4155
    @blagojpejov4155 Рік тому +7

    Nice work Simple History

  • @BrandonHanson
    @BrandonHanson Рік тому +3

    "What do you expect? I'm Hitler."

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Рік тому +5

    Hitler truly had some of the most insane ideas in all of history

    • @rageagainstthebath
      @rageagainstthebath Рік тому

      Many had insane ideas, but Hither had unique opportunity to actually make them reality.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +12

    I'll never get overthe juxtaposition of Hitler being into clean living. It's like finding out that satan likes recycling.

    • @infernotower5428
      @infernotower5428 Рік тому +3

      Never have I heard a better analogy

    • @chrisestabrooks8197
      @chrisestabrooks8197 Рік тому +2

      We germans were civilized people in the 40s so yes clean is the only way

    • @Shipwright1918
      @Shipwright1918 Рік тому +2

      He was also a bit of a hippocrite as he liked his cakes and sweets. An obsession with health was one of the tenets of the ideology as it meant the state, the be-all and end- all of national socialism, would have strong citizens and soldiers.
      Backfired spectacularly in that most of the inductees into the military had flat feet and other issues from over-exercising.

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka Рік тому

      ​@@chrisestabrooks8197in doubt that

  • @trevormangum5272
    @trevormangum5272 Рік тому +2

    101st airborne division
    506th parachute infantry regiment
    2nd battalion
    E “easy” company
    They took the eagles nest

  • @durchbruchmuller7612
    @durchbruchmuller7612 Рік тому +1

    I once used the hitler train from the thumbnail as a profile pic on origin. Got banned for 2 weeks.

  • @claude5520
    @claude5520 Рік тому +2

    Blud didn't just make Hitler the Tank Engine

  • @SkillfullyBlind
    @SkillfullyBlind Рік тому +2

    Thomas the tank engine was never the same after that episode

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima Рік тому +1

    Adolf chugged and chugged uphill, his pistons huffing and puffing along the way. "You can't do it!", said the fat airman. "The hill is too steep!"

  • @charlessmith9903
    @charlessmith9903 Рік тому +15

    My grandad was 101st Airborne and he was among the first in the Eagles nest.

  • @gekkebadmutso7426
    @gekkebadmutso7426 Рік тому +5

    Deyum i thought he was talking about an other type of toy☠️☠️☠️

    • @cooler_carpington
      @cooler_carpington Рік тому +1

      Same 💀💀💀

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Рік тому

      They are long, heavy objects I can provide hours of entertainment I'll telling everyone around you that they can go screw themselves.

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 Рік тому

      Same ☠️

  • @Larry-bv8nx
    @Larry-bv8nx Рік тому +2

    This guy's voice makes you want to listen. He could be talking about my little pony and I'd be interested.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Рік тому +2

    Definitely put the "Loco" in "Locomotive".

    • @maverick2161
      @maverick2161 Рік тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHhahHahshhaahahHahahHahahahahHahahahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • @mieszko1487
    @mieszko1487 Рік тому +1

    6:13 *German concentration camps located in Poland

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling 10 місяців тому +2

    Interesting to learn they pioneered Door Dash at the Eagle's Nest.

  • @tylert6434
    @tylert6434 Рік тому +1

    Dan I mean what if Thomas the tank engine fights Adolf the tank engine now that’s something I got to see…

  • @fishii8237
    @fishii8237 Рік тому +1

    That thumbnail is the hardest image ever made

  • @PremierHistory
    @PremierHistory Рік тому +3

    Threw them out the cot that’s for sure!

  • @themarcineuu1336
    @themarcineuu1336 Рік тому +2

    Whats the point in censoring the svastika on the banner while keeping it on the train?

  • @ashtheesoteric
    @ashtheesoteric Рік тому +1

    Bro that's not the Polar Express it's the Hitler Express 💀

  • @BigLeagueChew11
    @BigLeagueChew11 Рік тому +4

    Can you do a video on Hitlers actual toys? Like if Hitler had a yo-yo or something.

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      Yeah! a Hitler the tank engine

    • @Shipwright1918
      @Shipwright1918 Рік тому +1

      Dunno about Hitler, but Hermann Goring had a sizable model railway layout, complete with model Stukas dropping toy bombs.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +3

    Adolf the Tank Engine

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman Рік тому +3

    Love the thumbnail lol

  • @TellySavalas-or5hf
    @TellySavalas-or5hf Рік тому +1

    I read : Hitlers Boys, hahaha.

  • @jetplanewastaken
    @jetplanewastaken Рік тому +1

    i'm just imagining hitler having an auschwitz lego set

  • @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov
    @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov Рік тому +2

    Great thumbnail 10/10

  • @Cowboysnake-mb9qf
    @Cowboysnake-mb9qf Рік тому +12

    if simple history made this video there would be laughs n giggles without knowing anything but this is my history class now

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      I recommend Hitler the tank engine

  • @maibammeetei3742
    @maibammeetei3742 Рік тому +2

    Hitler the tank engine 💀

  • @afiyaedwards6147
    @afiyaedwards6147 Рік тому +1

    Could you do a video about " The mustache mans " Personnel Bodyguard?

  • @LG_Official.
    @LG_Official. Рік тому +2

    If I may ask about the first "toy" do we know what class of locomotive (s) were being used for Hitler's train?

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Рік тому +1

    Also, I wonder what happened to the kitchen and heated floors. Are they still up running? Or became exhibits, especially the all-electric kitchen?

  • @NezuTheRatGod
    @NezuTheRatGod Рік тому +2

    its so weird to see videos or documentaries made now days that show the flag that Germany used during this time and them not be censored

    • @Shadygaming215
      @Shadygaming215 Рік тому

      Why would it be censored?

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Рік тому

      Are you, perhaps, German?
      That's the only place I know of that censored it.

    • @NezuTheRatGod
      @NezuTheRatGod Рік тому

      I've seen lots of vids and some documentaries not shoe the real German flag, they'll just show the German cross, like games do now days to not offend anyone

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka Рік тому

      ​@@Shadygaming215youtube demonetization

  • @JD-fr8sf
    @JD-fr8sf 10 місяців тому

    My great great uncle worked for Eisenhower and rode on one of Hitlers other trains after the allies captured it

  • @SwaggersCracked
    @SwaggersCracked Рік тому +2

    The title is WILD (in 3 ways😏)

  • @P1490_
    @P1490_ Рік тому +1

    Hitler the tank engine didn't real and can't not hurt you
    Hitler the tank engine

  • @roganblack9365
    @roganblack9365 Рік тому +1

    Can you talk about John Levitow?

  • @TfMG539
    @TfMG539 Рік тому +1

    I wonder if they made a game out of this in Call of Duty or battlefield

  • @ahmadtalalgaming1106
    @ahmadtalalgaming1106 Рік тому +4

    I thought they were actual toys..

  • @funrun07haan50
    @funrun07haan50 Рік тому +2

    Hitler bought als his toys on easy toys😂

  • @Ploh_boy
    @Ploh_boy Рік тому +1

    Futhrer the tank engine

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Рік тому +2

    His favourite game is Russian roulette 😂

  • @malvinasArgentinas-y2t
    @malvinasArgentinas-y2t 8 місяців тому

    9:57 wen I look up I see green paint

  • @staticaleel5068
    @staticaleel5068 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, I find it comically fitting to call all these “hitler’s toys” as all of these creations had little practical use in war and were practically “toys”

  • @DarrenSloan
    @DarrenSloan 11 місяців тому

    One problem with the Gustav it took a army division to fire one round that could have been used elsewhere

  • @kneefuly_wtaker
    @kneefuly_wtaker Рік тому +3

    I love watching these videos!

  • @mr80s81
    @mr80s81 Рік тому +1

    Führersonderzug the Tank Engine

  • @williammerkel1410
    @williammerkel1410 Рік тому +2

    "It was time for Hitler to leave, he had seen everything"

  • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
    @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory Рік тому +1

    what even is the thumbnail

  • @nikesb9420
    @nikesb9420 11 місяців тому

    Thomas saw a weird engine from the other railway and that was the last thing Thomas saw “Fizzling firebox! Thomas said whilst seeing his cousin Gustav

  • @northkorea8909
    @northkorea8909 Рік тому +1

    1:42snowpiercer

  • @WilliamAfton-b8d
    @WilliamAfton-b8d 11 місяців тому

    I now cannot get the memtal image of "Hitler the Tank Engine" out of my mind

  • @Eroica_Under_God.15.18
    @Eroica_Under_God.15.18 Рік тому +2

    Hitler the Tank Engine ☠

  • @rageagainstthebath
    @rageagainstthebath Рік тому

    One thing I'd like to point out, Poles are very sensitive against using term "Polish concentration camp [prisoners]", because it leads many to believe that Poles set up those camps. What you meant was "Polish prisoners of [German] concentration camps". The sensitivity has something to do with 40% of total Polish population being claimed by the war...

  • @stanleyresumenes8604
    @stanleyresumenes8604 Рік тому +1

    wow, Argentina is poor but God gives bread to those who have no teeth

  • @thomasawl
    @thomasawl Рік тому +4

    Good video, appalling thumbnail.

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Рік тому

    I do wonder how much an impact the Schwerer Gustav would have made if it made it up to Leningrad and Stalingrad.
    Would it have turned the tide, or would it have been turned into scrap itself?

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Рік тому

      The cold would have probably done it in.

  • @TakeL69
    @TakeL69 Рік тому

    they made a similar gun like this but it was made before the schwerer gustav was made. it was called the Paris Gun and it was a smaller version of the Gustav but it did the same. thing as the gustav

  • @petrolom1889
    @petrolom1889 Рік тому +2

    Amazing hitlerpiercer scene :D (edit of video just like from snowpiercer)

  • @Apricotsnake1107
    @Apricotsnake1107 Рік тому +1

    Bro you are the best UA-camr

  • @GarrisonNichols-ow1hb
    @GarrisonNichols-ow1hb 9 місяців тому

    It would be interesting to have replicas of Hitler's homes and personal train for historical purposes. The money from tourist attractions like this could be given to fund people and society. I bet alot of tourists would be interested in such history.

  • @jonathandiaz4997
    @jonathandiaz4997 Рік тому +3

    6 minutes ago to 8 minutes ago to 9 minutes ago 😮

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 9 місяців тому

    Jesus, I don't remember that Engine in Thomas the Tank Engine.

  • @OldCrowle
    @OldCrowle Рік тому +2

    Actually, „Berghof“ most likely meant „farmstead in the mountains“, because the common German word for farmstead is „Hof“.

  • @GeneralGayJay
    @GeneralGayJay 10 місяців тому

    Hitler was quite far ahead for his time with his non-smoking and vegeterianism. This was very uncommon back then.

  • @aotearoa24-79
    @aotearoa24-79 Рік тому +1

    "Thomas was just following orders"

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 5 місяців тому

    >"Hitler's toys"
    >"Trains"
    uh oh 💀

  • @hershy1594
    @hershy1594 10 місяців тому

    Hitler the tank engine isn't real. He can't hurt you