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  • @lyndalepowell1225
    @lyndalepowell1225 Рік тому +461

    Never ask
    A woman: her age
    A man: his salary
    Thomas the tank engine: Where was he between 1939-1945

  • @aodigital9421
    @aodigital9421 Рік тому +856

    I never would have imagined "Hitler the Tank Engine" to be a real thing.

    • @n8vmilk
      @n8vmilk Рік тому +63

      He’s a diesel

    • @Weygand_
      @Weygand_ Рік тому +17

      Well I guess it doesn’t carry only materials…

    • @itsyaboiwan6416
      @itsyaboiwan6416 Рік тому +4

      never would have imagined about it either

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 Рік тому +17

      alternate history Thomas, where that one engine that got bricked up was Jewish(and he's never let out again unlike how they eventually let them out in Thomas)

    • @n8vmilk
      @n8vmilk Рік тому +2

      @@jerrylim6722 k

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +520

    This Austrian painter guy sure knows how to widen people's eyes with _his art_

    • @paprikashman
      @paprikashman Рік тому +11

      Get out

    • @LeoBug0128
      @LeoBug0128 Рік тому +2

      Yes but very dangerous toys

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +7

      Grass, please go touch it.

    • @OLDMANWAFFLES
      @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +3

      @l3carroarmado516homeboy has been in every comment section ever, 24/7. I’m genuinely impressed. He also never replies to comments.

    • @ukeyaoitrash2618
      @ukeyaoitrash2618 Рік тому +2

      I don't get the joke, can someone explain?

  • @loveUSA12
    @loveUSA12 Рік тому +238

    Hitler can dream up the most outlandish things and people still build it for him, cool

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Рік тому +17

      If you want to make it big, you gotta think big.

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 Рік тому +3

      ​@@jeffcarroll1990shockI mean he did make it big for like 3 years ig

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +4

      For an example,Hitler the tank engine
      Actually I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tootallforyou112
    @tootallforyou112 Рік тому +92

    Imagine if they kept all of Obersalzberg. It would be amazing for tourism

    • @banditlord8210
      @banditlord8210 Рік тому +19

      I can understand why they didn’t but it is a pity, preserved for posterity and kept to give a insight into Hitlers personal life, would make for an interesting tourist sight I will say

  • @exMuteKid
    @exMuteKid Рік тому +96

    i clicked this expecting a video on toys hitler played with as a kid lmao

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah Рік тому +11

      I was expecting toys of the Third Reich

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +8

      I was expecting Hitler the tank engine😢

    • @zzzmatyzzz
      @zzzmatyzzz Рік тому +1

      @@DarkPsychoMessiah same

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +352

    “This enraged his father, who punished him severely.”

  • @dauntlesswarriorproductions112
    @dauntlesswarriorproductions112 Рік тому +47

    That thumbnail is so friggin cursed🤣🤣

    • @duckthegreatwesternengine6169
      @duckthegreatwesternengine6169 Рік тому +8

      Hitler is a tank engine who lives at a big station in the region of Bavaria

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому

      ​​@@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 yes.

    • @theomnicontentchannel2203
      @theomnicontentchannel2203 Рік тому +3

      @@duckthegreatwesternengine6169 He has six small wheels, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy ball, and a short stumpy 'stache.

  • @spaky1954
    @spaky1954 Рік тому +220

    Man If only they just let him be a painter

    • @أأسماء-ج5ع
      @أأسماء-ج5ع Рік тому +27

      Blame the academy who didn't accept him

    • @أأسماء-ج5ع
      @أأسماء-ج5ع Рік тому +21

      They're the reason for ww2

    • @ShadeOps45
      @ShadeOps45 Рік тому

      ​@user-io9cj6hz6e Reparations are needed! Also Japan needa say sowwy to China and Korea

    • @DarkKatzy013
      @DarkKatzy013 Рік тому +3

      Yup

    • @enalynmanaol5960
      @enalynmanaol5960 Рік тому +16

      apparently his art was really good, what wasn't good was the fact he couldn't draw people, probably the most important thing to learn how to draw.

  • @aircraftandmore9775
    @aircraftandmore9775 Рік тому +34

    17:48 soilder: oh the oil pressures high again. (Engineer casually hits the thing twice to make it go back to normal)

  • @SiiriCressey
    @SiiriCressey Рік тому +21

    Hitler: Everything German is superior!
    Also Hitler: Decorates his chalet with cacti.

    • @irispaiva
      @irispaiva Рік тому +2

      I think that is a reference to the fact that Germans once ruled the Mexican empire, but im reaching with it, he could just thought it was cute

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey Рік тому +2

      @@irispaiva They did? When?

    • @vixx-kun7686
      @vixx-kun7686 Рік тому +1

      ​@irispaiva Thats news to me

  • @georgedonnellan36
    @georgedonnellan36 Рік тому +10

    Rod Stewart loved his toy trains. I used to work in a train toy shop in Baker Street, and I met Rod😊

  • @aliefabdurrahman3302
    @aliefabdurrahman3302 Рік тому +42

    0:07 Hitler's Personal Train the Fuhrersonderzug
    8:55 Sehwerer Gustav. Rail Super Gun of WW2
    11:53 Hitler's Eagle's Nest

    • @zoutigkaasplankje5057
      @zoutigkaasplankje5057 Рік тому +2

      Thank you

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +2

      0:07 Hitler the tank engine

    • @piazzollalucagordon4149
      @piazzollalucagordon4149 Рік тому

      Schwerer ;) I love this so much: "schwer" means "heavy" in German, so if we build something heavier how should we call this? Simple, "HEAVIER", "Schwerer".

  • @dylanwhite3383
    @dylanwhite3383 Рік тому +26

    Personally if i were ever to become rich in the future i want a train to be a part of my collection of toys but until then i will settle on having both wooden and Lego trains

  • @anthraxfur
    @anthraxfur Рік тому +4

    That thumbnail. For the love of God that thumbnail 😂😂
    I'm at the gym trying my best now to laugh

  • @aerotyoe
    @aerotyoe Рік тому +82

    shitler has toys?!?

    • @TheCasualGuy2
      @TheCasualGuy2 Рік тому +2

      Adolf Litler has some cool toys!!!!

    • @Metaldetecting796
      @Metaldetecting796 Рік тому +6

      Ikr I thought he was a grown man

    • @thedreflacko
      @thedreflacko Рік тому +7

      Pleasure toys 😏

    • @AlexLeeWuky
      @AlexLeeWuky Рік тому +2

      And reichsmarshal boring as well, he had large train sets in his house

    • @spaky1954
      @spaky1954 Рік тому +1

      @imathreat209ong bro

  • @mrdomhare
    @mrdomhare Рік тому +10

    We could have built another Bismarck for what the road to Eagles Nest cost. They really were insane.

  • @EASAustraliaNSW
    @EASAustraliaNSW Рік тому +20

    That thumbnail 😂

  • @randallrona9618
    @randallrona9618 Рік тому +2

    Hitler's Train: *appears in Thomas the Tank Engine universe with a face of Hitler*
    Thomas & other trains: Bruh.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +51

    “I was saving the planet from an Axis of Darkness, while you were back home opening National Parks! Yes!” Winston Churchill

    • @kashmerlangston545
      @kashmerlangston545 Рік тому +7

      You were born asthmatic! You're going to choke hard,while I wake up every day and chainsmoke cigars!

    • @melissareohorn7436
      @melissareohorn7436 Рік тому +7

      I'll fight you on the beaches, I'll fight you on the beats, yes! Any way you want to fight I'll fight ya and I'll beat ya, see?

    • @kashmerlangston545
      @kashmerlangston545 Рік тому +5

      I might be battling you even though I'm toasted,but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted!

    • @Ohmygodstfu2045
      @Ohmygodstfu2045 Рік тому

      Erb of bullshit

    • @TheLilTranny
      @TheLilTranny Рік тому

      “I did your mom last night, yes!”
      “Your sister is next!”

  • @logger22
    @logger22 Рік тому +23

    If they really wanted to destroy the Gustav gun, they should have just dropped Allied commandos with thermite

  • @Evalnyx
    @Evalnyx Рік тому +5

    never would i have imagined seeing a video titled "Hitler's toys"

  • @Pokepokeboom
    @Pokepokeboom Рік тому +4

    I feel like blowing up the train was the 1940s version of “if I don’t come back delete my search history”

  • @o-tuathail
    @o-tuathail Рік тому +4

    ayy here before 100 views lol, i can already tell this is gonna be another fire video

  • @BrandonHanson
    @BrandonHanson Рік тому +3

    "What do you expect? I'm Hitler."

  • @mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936

    New Thomas the tank engine reboot looking… kinda odd…

  • @durchbruchmuller7612
    @durchbruchmuller7612 Рік тому +1

    I once used the hitler train from the thumbnail as a profile pic on origin. Got banned for 2 weeks.

  • @blagojpejov4155
    @blagojpejov4155 Рік тому +7

    Nice work Simple History

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow Рік тому +12

    I'll never get overthe juxtaposition of Hitler being into clean living. It's like finding out that satan likes recycling.

    • @infernotower5428
      @infernotower5428 Рік тому +3

      Never have I heard a better analogy

    • @UgandanSonic
      @UgandanSonic Рік тому +2

      We germans were civilized people in the 40s so yes clean is the only way

    • @Shipwright1918
      @Shipwright1918 Рік тому +2

      He was also a bit of a hippocrite as he liked his cakes and sweets. An obsession with health was one of the tenets of the ideology as it meant the state, the be-all and end- all of national socialism, would have strong citizens and soldiers.
      Backfired spectacularly in that most of the inductees into the military had flat feet and other issues from over-exercising.

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka Рік тому

      ​@@UgandanSonicin doubt that

  • @HAe76
    @HAe76 Рік тому +5

    Thomas the tank engine and austrian painter collab omg

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus Рік тому +1

    My family's home is located at a town at the outskirts of Berlin, and my grandfather who already had grown up there told me that one day all students of his school were ordered to gather at the railway to salute Hitler who would pass by with his train.
    Nowadays I'm living right in Berlin, only a stone throw of distance from former Tempelhof airport which got internationally known for the Berlin Airlift of 1948/49 as well as Hitler's train's depot location.

    • @geekmachine666
      @geekmachine666 8 місяців тому

      🐱hello

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat Місяць тому

      Hello,
      My wife just visited Berlin just last year to visit her friend Suzy. She loves it there. Says it is beautiful and is full of history.

  • @t0nt4_j4j4
    @t0nt4_j4j4 Рік тому +1

    Bro that's not the Polar Express it's the Hitler Express 💀

  • @fishii8237
    @fishii8237 Рік тому +1

    That thumbnail is the hardest image ever made

  • @SkillfullyBlind
    @SkillfullyBlind Рік тому +2

    Thomas the tank engine was never the same after that episode

  • @rottenapple4404
    @rottenapple4404 Рік тому +2

    My son was watching Thomas the Tank Engine then this came on. What child have I just created?

  • @arrow1414
    @arrow1414 Рік тому +2

    The thumbnail has to suggest the worse "Thomas the Tank Engine" episode that can ever be made!😲😨

  • @sharkinator7819
    @sharkinator7819 Рік тому +7

    That’s the power of German engineering

  • @OLDMANWAFFLES
    @OLDMANWAFFLES Рік тому +5

    He was just an Austrian painter with his own train. They were all just working in their art in there, no harm no foul. I’m not sure what all the negativity is about?

  • @charlessmith9903
    @charlessmith9903 Рік тому +15

    My grandad was 101st Airborne and he was among the first in the Eagles nest.

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Рік тому +5

    Hitler truly had some of the most insane ideas in all of history

    • @rageagainstthebath
      @rageagainstthebath Рік тому

      Many had insane ideas, but Hither had unique opportunity to actually make them reality.

  • @Düsenwastaken
    @Düsenwastaken Рік тому +1

    i'm just imagining hitler having an auschwitz lego set

  • @claude5520
    @claude5520 Рік тому +2

    Blud didn't just make Hitler the Tank Engine

  • @Man3171-z4y
    @Man3171-z4y Рік тому +28

    How much history do you want teach to your viewers “him” YES yes

    • @enalynmanaol5960
      @enalynmanaol5960 Рік тому +2

      apparently he plagiarizes his information, and barely does any research, i haven't studied this topic much, but it still is possible.

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      YES YES

    • @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy
      @CaptainJackSparrowSavvy Рік тому +2

      How can you plagiarize information!?! Facts are facts are facts are facts are facts. Everyone judges channels like this. Get over it.

  • @LG_Official.
    @LG_Official. Рік тому +2

    If I may ask about the first "toy" do we know what class of locomotive (s) were being used for Hitler's train?

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling Рік тому +2

    Interesting to learn they pioneered Door Dash at the Eagle's Nest.

  • @trevormangum5272
    @trevormangum5272 Рік тому +2

    101st airborne division
    506th parachute infantry regiment
    2nd battalion
    E “easy” company
    They took the eagles nest

  • @DarrenSloan
    @DarrenSloan Рік тому

    One problem with the Gustav it took a army division to fire one round that could have been used elsewhere

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima Рік тому +1

    Adolf chugged and chugged uphill, his pistons huffing and puffing along the way. "You can't do it!", said the fat airman. "The hill is too steep!"

  • @staticaleel5068
    @staticaleel5068 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, I find it comically fitting to call all these “hitler’s toys” as all of these creations had little practical use in war and were practically “toys”

  • @williammerkel1410
    @williammerkel1410 Рік тому +2

    "It was time for Hitler to leave, he had seen everything"

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Рік тому +1

    Also, I wonder what happened to the kitchen and heated floors. Are they still up running? Or became exhibits, especially the all-electric kitchen?

  • @Ghostlord17
    @Ghostlord17 Рік тому +2

    its so weird to see videos or documentaries made now days that show the flag that Germany used during this time and them not be censored

    • @Shadygaming215
      @Shadygaming215 Рік тому

      Why would it be censored?

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Рік тому

      Are you, perhaps, German?
      That's the only place I know of that censored it.

    • @Ghostlord17
      @Ghostlord17 Рік тому

      I've seen lots of vids and some documentaries not shoe the real German flag, they'll just show the German cross, like games do now days to not offend anyone

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka Рік тому

      ​@@Shadygaming215youtube demonetization

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman Рік тому +3

    Love the thumbnail lol

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Рік тому +2

    Definitely put the "Loco" in "Locomotive".

    • @maverick2161
      @maverick2161 Рік тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHhahHahshhaahahHahahHahahahahHahahahAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • @themarcineuu1336
    @themarcineuu1336 Рік тому +2

    Whats the point in censoring the svastika on the banner while keeping it on the train?

  • @mieszko1487
    @mieszko1487 Рік тому +1

    6:13 *German concentration camps located in Poland

  • @kneefuly_fisch
    @kneefuly_fisch Рік тому +3

    I love watching these videos!

  • @JD-fr8sf
    @JD-fr8sf Рік тому

    My great great uncle worked for Eisenhower and rode on one of Hitlers other trains after the allies captured it

  • @PremierHistory
    @PremierHistory Рік тому +3

    Threw them out the cot that’s for sure!

  • @Cowboysnake991
    @Cowboysnake991 Рік тому +12

    if simple history made this video there would be laughs n giggles without knowing anything but this is my history class now

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      I recommend Hitler the tank engine

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому +3

    Adolf the Tank Engine

  • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
    @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat Місяць тому

    No joke about Hitler's first toy being an easy bake oven??

  • @NicWalker627
    @NicWalker627 Рік тому

    simple channel, excellent presentation

  • @maibammeetei3742
    @maibammeetei3742 Рік тому +2

    Hitler the tank engine 💀

  • @thepsycho777
    @thepsycho777 Рік тому +5

    Why does this channel now keep reposting old videos. It’s so annoying to click on something thinking it’s a new upload just for it to be a video from a year ago.

    • @MemekingJag
      @MemekingJag Рік тому +2

      Eh, most of their content is still new uploads, and these compilation videos are good to watch if you want something to binge. Keep in mind UA-cam punishes channels in algorithm preference if they don't upload regularly, and the Simple History animations are generally better quality than they have been in the past.
      I feel like even if it is regurgitated content, it's at least something that's useful to the audience.

  • @afiyaedwards6147
    @afiyaedwards6147 Рік тому +1

    Could you do a video about " The mustache mans " Personnel Bodyguard?

  • @Caicraftsmemes
    @Caicraftsmemes Рік тому

    Day 1 of asking if you can make a “myths that developed from WW2” video (ps love your videos)

  • @ahmadtalalgaming1106
    @ahmadtalalgaming1106 Рік тому +4

    I thought they were actual toys..

  • @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov
    @T34-Tank-Commander-Volkov Рік тому +2

    Great thumbnail 10/10

  • @rageagainstthebath
    @rageagainstthebath Рік тому

    One thing I'd like to point out, Poles are very sensitive against using term "Polish concentration camp [prisoners]", because it leads many to believe that Poles set up those camps. What you meant was "Polish prisoners of [German] concentration camps". The sensitivity has something to do with 40% of total Polish population being claimed by the war...

  • @nikesb9420
    @nikesb9420 Рік тому

    Thomas saw a weird engine from the other railway and that was the last thing Thomas saw “Fizzling firebox! Thomas said whilst seeing his cousin Gustav

  • @sergeantschlumpf6368
    @sergeantschlumpf6368 Рік тому

    1:57 What’s an antichambre?

  • @gekkebadmutso7426
    @gekkebadmutso7426 Рік тому +5

    Deyum i thought he was talking about an other type of toy☠️☠️☠️

    • @cooler_carpington
      @cooler_carpington Рік тому +1

      Same 💀💀💀

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock Рік тому

      They are long, heavy objects I can provide hours of entertainment I'll telling everyone around you that they can go screw themselves.

    • @CoolNinja925
      @CoolNinja925 Рік тому

      Same ☠️

  • @leemichael2154
    @leemichael2154 Рік тому +2

    So is Goering the fat controller?

    • @TJ_918
      @TJ_918 Рік тому +1

      Oh, you mean Sir Tophamm Hatt? I hated that guy, lol.

    • @leemichael2154
      @leemichael2154 Рік тому +1

      @@TJ_918 I was too young to form an opinion! Lol

  • @aotearoa24-79
    @aotearoa24-79 Рік тому +1

    "Thomas was just following orders"

  • @TfMG539
    @TfMG539 Рік тому +1

    I wonder if they made a game out of this in Call of Duty or battlefield

  • @malvinasArgentinas-y2t
    @malvinasArgentinas-y2t Рік тому

    9:57 wen I look up I see green paint

  • @BigLeagueChew11
    @BigLeagueChew11 Рік тому +4

    Can you do a video on Hitlers actual toys? Like if Hitler had a yo-yo or something.

    • @PINYO1975
      @PINYO1975 Рік тому +1

      Yeah! a Hitler the tank engine

    • @Shipwright1918
      @Shipwright1918 Рік тому +1

      Dunno about Hitler, but Hermann Goring had a sizable model railway layout, complete with model Stukas dropping toy bombs.

  • @roo99710
    @roo99710 Рік тому

    Love how they used iron crosses for the flags vut the train itself still has a swastika

  • @WilliamAfton-b8d
    @WilliamAfton-b8d Рік тому

    I now cannot get the memtal image of "Hitler the Tank Engine" out of my mind

  • @TakeL69
    @TakeL69 Рік тому

    they made a similar gun like this but it was made before the schwerer gustav was made. it was called the Paris Gun and it was a smaller version of the Gustav but it did the same. thing as the gustav

  • @northkorea8909
    @northkorea8909 Рік тому +1

    1:42snowpiercer

  • @VinnyUnion
    @VinnyUnion Рік тому

    Now on afterthought, the hooked cross (swastika) looks ridiculous. The eagle as the primary one (not just war and parliamentary emblem) would've looked tad bit more nice.

  • @tylert6434
    @tylert6434 Рік тому +1

    Dan I mean what if Thomas the tank engine fights Adolf the tank engine now that’s something I got to see…

  • @battleghost-hx9zg
    @battleghost-hx9zg Рік тому

    Band of brother had showed the 101st airborne capturing eagles nest

  • @SwaggersCracked
    @SwaggersCracked Рік тому +2

    The title is WILD (in 3 ways😏)

  • @Larry-bv8nx
    @Larry-bv8nx Рік тому +2

    This guy's voice makes you want to listen. He could be talking about my little pony and I'd be interested.

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 Рік тому

    I do wonder how much an impact the Schwerer Gustav would have made if it made it up to Leningrad and Stalingrad.
    Would it have turned the tide, or would it have been turned into scrap itself?

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Рік тому

      The cold would have probably done it in.

  • @SevilleTheGuy
    @SevilleTheGuy Рік тому +2

    First! Love From Philippines♥️🇵🇭

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому

    Jesus, I don't remember that Engine in Thomas the Tank Engine.

  • @TuAFFalcon
    @TuAFFalcon Рік тому

    Write down the poisons name plz.
    I want to look it up.

  • @christopherandersch1299
    @christopherandersch1299 Рік тому

    Hitler really disliked flying

  • @roganblack9365
    @roganblack9365 Рік тому +1

    Can you talk about John Levitow?

  • @BBC42618
    @BBC42618 Рік тому

    It would be interesting to have replicas of Hitler's homes and personal train for historical purposes. The money from tourist attractions like this could be given to fund people and society. I bet alot of tourists would be interested in such history.

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 10 місяців тому

    >"Hitler's toys"
    >"Trains"
    uh oh 💀

  • @mrgreen5331
    @mrgreen5331 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t know Der Furhrer had toys!!??

  • @flyback_driver
    @flyback_driver Рік тому

    I wonder if Hitler ever traveled on a train that contained Untermensch or POWs. As a safety concern and Hitler always trying to keep himself air gapped from the concentration camps unlucky but I suppose it's possible.

  • @matthewlane518
    @matthewlane518 Рік тому

    That railgun was impressive, but it seems kinda not that practical

  • @AgentDan
    @AgentDan Рік тому

    Never Thought the Ex Painter got a The best ideas

  • @oliverstianhugaas7493
    @oliverstianhugaas7493 Рік тому

    If i manage to become a dictator i'll build a battleship and a railway gun, possible a palace inside a mountain.