Stereotypical Ways Countries Fight Wars

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Рік тому +164

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    • @patrickadi6155
      @patrickadi6155 Рік тому +4

      how does he use those emojis

    • @tei3340
      @tei3340 Рік тому +9

      Would be real nice if you guys gave SOME sort of credit to mitsi studios for yhe countries intros

    • @jacksonmowell3859
      @jacksonmowell3859 Рік тому +3

      Do a video on war TACTICS TOUSSAINT LOUVERTURE..

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 Рік тому +3

      Can you stop showing your face in every video

    • @_dreko
      @_dreko Рік тому

      Why are you promoting Opera? It's literally CCP spyware, really irresponsible promoting it as a _trustable_ browser when it's anything but that.

  • @dardaniamap.io123
    @dardaniamap.io123 Рік тому +2081

    Mitsi Studio Joined The Chat

    • @endo5464
      @endo5464 Рік тому +143

      I was just about to say that they did it better

    • @MarioMario-iy6ww
      @MarioMario-iy6ww Рік тому +122

      I think they both did it great not one is better they have the same quality but i do think its a bit rude not Crediting Mitsi for the Countries introductions

    • @thepotato333
      @thepotato333 Рік тому +59

      Bro didn't even try to hide it

    • @nekad2000
      @nekad2000 Рік тому +16

      I don't know who Mitsi is but I doubt the topic started with them.

    • @Armada-1935
      @Armada-1935 Рік тому +3

      Haha

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT Рік тому +584

    I used to be a GI like you, till I got yeeted by a talking tree

  • @aznfattass
    @aznfattass Рік тому +1527

    The overwhelming american firepower to take down the chinese weather balloon had me dying 🤣

    • @ethereal231
      @ethereal231 Рік тому +88

      "Weather balloon"

    • @hate-chan4369
      @hate-chan4369 Рік тому +39

      They got money to spend.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Рік тому +60

      Well, there's a saying. When the enemy is in that direction, "Roger sir, eliminating that direction."

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer Рік тому +18

      Right? The results of a bloated, runaway military budget.

    • @zidane2074076
      @zidane2074076 Рік тому +14

      I had to pause the video immediately and went straight to the comment section when I saw that clip. 😂

  • @azj_
    @azj_ Рік тому +962

    "It's all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese"
    *This words never gets old 🗿*

    • @Anonymous_Gentleman
      @Anonymous_Gentleman Рік тому +25

      uhm, actually🤓it's these words, not this words

    • @lesinge8868
      @lesinge8868 Рік тому

      @DarkIsToNight
      That would have meant war with China.

    • @GachaLord
      @GachaLord Рік тому +10

      ​@DarkIsToNight Which they never did kekw

    • @blurredlocalcat
      @blurredlocalcat Рік тому +16

      Now..
      It's fun and game until stones and sand dunes start speaking Arabic.. 🗿

    • @GachaLord
      @GachaLord Рік тому

      @DarkIsToNight Never said it wasn't

  • @DNG12900
    @DNG12900 Рік тому +446

    Napoleon's main strengths in war was speed.
    The French army nowadays utilizes speed.

    • @mincraftproplayer1239
      @mincraftproplayer1239 Рік тому +21

      "Ce n’es pas au vieux singe qu’on apprend la grimace"

    • @mincraftproplayer1239
      @mincraftproplayer1239 Рік тому +41

      In other words : even though this tactic is old, it is still highly effective

    • @chatdeblanc
      @chatdeblanc Рік тому +23

      In different directions, of course.....jk jk.

    • @DoNotSubscribetoMePlease
      @DoNotSubscribetoMePlease Рік тому +1

      @@chatdeblancyou CANNOT do France like that 💀

    • @thibaultsardet7399
      @thibaultsardet7399 Рік тому +28

      ​@@joelsmith3797Ironically, the white flag with Fleur de lys reminds the times when France was a military juggernaut, and when multiples coalitions were needed to confront them.

  • @redtube8667
    @redtube8667 Рік тому +223

    France: *dominates continental Europe for literal centuries*
    Also France: *surrenders to Germany after losing Paris*
    The rest of the world for the next 80 years: "Haha, what are you gonna do France? SURRENDER on me?"

    • @animeXcaso
      @animeXcaso Рік тому +11

      surrendering AND collaborating may have meant something you know...

    • @redtube8667
      @redtube8667 Рік тому +38

      @@animeXcaso yeah because the Resistance wasn't a thing

    • @redtube8667
      @redtube8667 Рік тому +23

      @@animeXcaso and you aren't educating anyone by blatantly not getting a joke

    • @stefanogandino9192
      @stefanogandino9192 Рік тому +3

      ​@@redtube8667 The resistance from abroad lmao

    • @redtube8667
      @redtube8667 Рік тому +30

      @@stefanogandino9192 the Resistance wasn't from abroad lmao. You can just say you have no idea what you're talking about

  • @SUPPLEGENIUS
    @SUPPLEGENIUS Рік тому +195

    "Chinese zerg rush tactics are just a sterotype!"
    "We actually sneak up first, and then we zerg rush!"

    • @Фибоначчи-я9с
      @Фибоначчи-я9с Рік тому +12

      Стереотип это само глупое что может быть в человеческом сознании, и из этих стереотипов реальность рушиться . вон украинцы поверили в европейские , американские английские танки . но в условиях реальности эти танки выбивают так же как российские .

    • @iaminevitablethanos5168
      @iaminevitablethanos5168 Рік тому

      @@Фибоначчи-я9сtrue but 2400 MBT?

    • @hawk119
      @hawk119 Рік тому +4

      anyone heard the Chinese battle horn is terrerifiying

    • @AlexMSQ
      @AlexMSQ Рік тому +2

      @@iaminevitablethanos5168 Both sides in Ukraine have summary 1600-1800 tanks. Where "2400 MBT" you get from?

    • @iaminevitablethanos5168
      @iaminevitablethanos5168 Рік тому

      @@AlexMSQ the first one is about the Russian losses (~2600 Tanks) the third one is the losses of Ukraine (~600 Tanks) both of the links are followed by another article about their bias and reliability I will also add another link for the reliability of the source I’m using for knowing how reliable the others are.
      So there’s where I found sources saying Russia took more losses in total.

  • @mitsistudio
    @mitsistudio Рік тому +60

    Epic concept. Keep up the good work! 💪😀

  • @CRAviation2011
    @CRAviation2011 Рік тому +8

    Keep going strong with your vids love them

  • @moostafa3624
    @moostafa3624 Рік тому +295

    I love how Simple History is straight to the point and delivers it really well

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Рік тому +128

    As a Brit we don’t fight wars
    We hire the locals to fight for us 😂 but when it does come down to getting the hands dirty, we send in a couple of Scottish highlanders armed with bag pipes to terrorize the enemy day in and day out and on the second day they can force a surrender 😂😂

    • @pingusman9715
      @pingusman9715 Рік тому +6

      "awwwwwhhh but i dont wanna fight a war can we send a puppet state or one of the three countries absorbed into ours after them"
      -british embassy

    • @A-Clear_View
      @A-Clear_View Рік тому +2

      one stack of likes

    • @ciaranReal
      @ciaranReal 11 місяців тому +2

      As a scot I can confirm this 🇬🇧

    • @hadesdogs4366
      @hadesdogs4366 11 місяців тому

      @@ciaranReal 😂

    • @hadesdogs4366
      @hadesdogs4366 11 місяців тому

      @@ciaranReal so as a fellow UK resident, can I ask one simple question?… and that is in their right minds would actually want to invade the UK? Our economy is mostly financial so any attacks on our cities would immediately cripple our economy making any vested invasions practically worthless, weve barely got any resources left since we’ve used most of It up so we’ve had to borrow others peoples resources, it rains 70% of the annual year, half of our population are mostly foreigners and those who are native Brit’s are either half drunk or gong to a liberal arts college in order to know that’s the difference between a man or a woman, if the go anywhere further up north it’s freezing cold and if they decided to invade wales, well it’s wales, mud, rain and general discomfort 24/7 and who’s main source of income is sheeps, so again my point still stands.
      Why would anyone in their right minds want to attack a country who’s military research and development comes from a middle age man as their sheds, a nuclear fleet of British submarines stationed in Scotland because the UK government hates nukes and wants to scrap their nuclear deterrent program entirely, all the while constantly cutting funds for our military which makes less than half of our annual requirement standards on a yearly basis, two super carriers with a handful of aircrafts that are capable of using them, a population of over 60% who doesn’t identify as British and with a media outlet that hates all straight white males, along with an air force that’s trying to reduce it’s white applicants due to diversity reasons and an economy so scary, Steven king might be able to make a horror movie with it, all the while we have ever increasing inflation and interest rates as well as the fact that we’ve barely got enough money to pay our doctors or house the homeless people already living in the UK, but we seem to have enough money to build shelter and accommodations for illegal immigrants as well as financing a war in Ukraine and the Middle East, all at taxpayers expenses, meanwhile the fat pigs in power are patting themselves on the back thinking that they deserve a 10k pay rise 😂, so again why would anyone want to invade the UK when it’s clearly going to be a waste of time, money and resources.😂

  • @vinny.g5778
    @vinny.g5778 Рік тому +373

    Fun fact, De Gaulle, before the war, had written a book on new ways to fight a war, especially aggressive and rapid warfare, the germans really got interested in the book and thanks to it, they created the famous Blitzkrieg tactics. France took back the idea after the war, thus explaining those very efficient and precise war tactics

    • @crinoxum6549
      @crinoxum6549 Рік тому

      source: ah's left nut

    • @MrThePsychologist
      @MrThePsychologist Рік тому

      it is just napoleonic tactics brought to 20th century warfare

    • @brittakriep2938
      @brittakriep2938 Рік тому +35

      No. Being german, Brittas boyfriend, there was NO Blitzkrieg tactic, this word was not invented in Germany. It was simply prussian doctrine of ,fight of combined weapons ' enlarged with new , weapons' tank and plane.

    • @vinny.g5778
      @vinny.g5778 Рік тому +9

      @brittakriep2938 oh yeah I know the word didn't exist yet, but since I didn't expect everyone to know that I just wrote it there, but what's for sure is that this tactic originates from Charles De Gaulle

    • @adelaidesngan604
      @adelaidesngan604 Рік тому +3

      ​@@brittakriep2938Napoléon 1

  • @R.Marcatti
    @R.Marcatti Рік тому +44

    "it's all fun and games until the trees start talking vietnamese" 😂😂

  • @linshitaolst4936
    @linshitaolst4936 11 місяців тому +6

    China used the 3-3 tactic on the Korean battlefield, which was very effective. It once only relied on three people to occupy two artillery positions of the Indian army

    • @RR-pc7yv
      @RR-pc7yv 4 місяці тому

      Two artillery positions? When? Where??

  • @maximeb3718
    @maximeb3718 Рік тому +141

    Its good to see that France learn from their mistake of WW2 and now utilise speed and quick decision making, unlike what they did during the french campaign of 1940

    • @MrEviLow
      @MrEviLow Рік тому +28

      What's sad is thatt if you look at Napoleonic war, speed was already a big part of the French strategy.

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou Рік тому +12

      You're right. They utilize speed while running away from the enemy

    • @thibaultsardet7399
      @thibaultsardet7399 Рік тому +40

      @@TheOneManWhoBeatYou «These Frenchmen, under the gallant leadership of general Molinié, had for four critical days contained no less than seven German divisions which otherwise could have joined in the assaults on the Dunkirk perimeter. This was a splendid contribution to the escape of their more fortunate comrades of the British Expeditionnary Force »
      - Winston Churchill, The Second World War. vol. II. Their Finest Hour.

    • @maximeb3718
      @maximeb3718 Рік тому +21

      @@TheOneManWhoBeatYou ironic you say that when france is literally the most victorious country on earth 🤣🤣

    • @maximeb3718
      @maximeb3718 Рік тому +8

      @@MrEviLow Yes that sad but France after ww1 was lead by old almost dead General, 300km away from the front who didn't understand the importance of fast moving offensive, decision making and the intensive use of tank.

  • @thenoblecat536
    @thenoblecat536 Рік тому +67

    When the sky speaks American
    The forest must speaks Vietnamese
    (No joke, as the Vietnamese and two of my grandfathers were both Veterans, I was well taught how to hide in the forest and how to build basic trap when I was young. Now no one want to play hide and seek with me, especially in the forest or mountain)

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 Рік тому +10

      This went to a light hearted joke to "i've got no frieeeenddss 😢😢😢😢😢😢" 😂

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +6

      The sky also spoke Vietnamese. They had many flying aces trained by the Japanese, Soviets, and Chinese.

    • @luongo7886
      @luongo7886 Рік тому +7

      @@ferretyluvNot trained by the chinese but Soviets and North Koreans. The chinese didn't have enough planes or experiences to be training anyone.

    • @dmitry6135
      @dmitry6135 Рік тому

      Actually, Soviet instructors taught Vietnamese, comrade.

    • @nickem6556
      @nickem6556 Рік тому +1

      i was so mad about terrain debuffs in hearts of iron 4, i thought how i can get -50% attack penalty or even -100%, then after watching this video i get it

  • @ruslan3489
    @ruslan3489 11 місяців тому +12

    Finally, someone showed USSR army as not some stupid grunts who rush into battle without weapons.
    I appreciate it ❤ subscribed

    • @erichempel3175
      @erichempel3175 9 місяців тому +1

      When you give one guy the gun and the other the bullets. You kind of do it to yourself. Thankfully (depending on which side you're on) Russia is now smarter than that.

  • @Lindrios
    @Lindrios Рік тому +36

    1:13 The US throwing everything they have at a Chinese weather balloon 🤣🤣

    • @remanscimitar
      @remanscimitar Рік тому +2

      "Because overkill is overrated and I am the biggest *ahem* in the locker room" 😂

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 Рік тому

      That will teach them to spy on us -Murica 2023

    • @linshitaolst4936
      @linshitaolst4936 11 місяців тому

      The US is completely over hyping. If China wants to investigate the US border, its Beidou satellite will have a clearer view. There is no more efficient reconnaissance force on the modern battlefield than satellites

  • @Leomaksm
    @Leomaksm 10 місяців тому +5

    "Its all fun games until the trees start speaking vietnamese"💀

  • @timkeenan7419
    @timkeenan7419 Рік тому +93

    I'm a Canadian veteran and I have seen first hand how the yanks fight. I have personally witnessed shock and awe warfare.

    • @luongo7886
      @luongo7886 Рік тому +7

      And what is your opinion of the American war machine? How effective is it and what were its weaknesses?

    • @nicholasscott5905
      @nicholasscott5905 Рік тому

      Lol did they invade you thinking you were Russia or something

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 Рік тому +2

      if you go to new england don't call anyone there a yankee. (New England is Mass, Maine,Vermont New Hampshire, and Rhode Island)

    • @testingmysoup5678
      @testingmysoup5678 Рік тому

      ​@@luongo7886it's not very effective, it's amazing against poorly equipeed nations or insurgents. Their really war equipment is subpar though, artillery and air defense although advanced and accurate isn't up to the task of a wars quantitative demands. They know theyll never really fight a war so they aren't prepared for one at all. Unless they decide to be really dumb and actually provoke a war in china

    • @petersebela6225
      @petersebela6225 Рік тому

      May I ask if by yanks you were referring to Vietnamese?

  • @PrestonHafner
    @PrestonHafner 10 місяців тому +3

    Russian Air Force is big, but when your most modern fighter jet is the Sukhoi fifty seven built in the seventies…..

  • @ives3572
    @ives3572 Рік тому +33

    "War's tragedy is that it uses man's best to do man's worst." - Harry Emerson Fosdick

  • @wiikends
    @wiikends Рік тому +25

    That hot balloon with Chinese flag quickly made me laugh & getting a btter understanding how the countries battled was good. I enjoyed your graphics

  • @BillyisAmongUs
    @BillyisAmongUs Рік тому +7

    "Chao Ling takes power"
    "257 million perish"

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever Рік тому +19

    Nicely done as always Simple History. Keep it up, cheers🎉

  • @tuliptulip2445
    @tuliptulip2445 9 місяців тому +4

    " when the sky speaks american, the forest must speak vietnamese"
    - ho chi minh

  • @Eh_2_Zed
    @Eh_2_Zed Рік тому +18

    "After knowing their weakness i sent wave after wave of my own men untill they had reached their kill limit"
    - Zap Brannigin

  • @pantherhmtd2683
    @pantherhmtd2683 Рік тому +15

    I kinda miss those videos from mitsi studios. I hope they made more videos of war fighting techniques of each country because there are a lot of country still left with unnoticed.

  • @Nationalist_avr
    @Nationalist_avr Рік тому +52

    Russians and Chinese: we are the only ones using human waves
    WW2 Japanese: you sure?

    • @linshitaolst4936
      @linshitaolst4936 11 місяців тому +4

      Chinese: Why don't you take a look at how many people on average have a gun? How many bullets per person on average?

    • @jiyuhong5853
      @jiyuhong5853 11 місяців тому

      @@linshitaolst4936 one

    • @KolyaUrtz
      @KolyaUrtz 9 місяців тому

      Russians never used human waves, it literally gets debunked in this video

    • @randomuser5088
      @randomuser5088 3 місяці тому

      Idk about China and Japan, but Russia actually didn't use meat wave tactics. Author literally says so in the video

    • @josousa78
      @josousa78 Місяць тому

      D day in ww2 was the most famous use of human waves in history.

  • @silverhawkscape2677
    @silverhawkscape2677 Рік тому +10

    A love how much this references the other Viral Video by Mitsi Studio.

  • @Vityaz_Armored_Official
    @Vityaz_Armored_Official 10 місяців тому +2

    As a Russian, I will add about the army of our country. Yes, we do not have such technological and advanced equipment and weapons as the United States, but nevertheless, its difference from American equipment and weapons lies in its simplicity, reliability and mass production, which allows us to quickly and efficiently service weapons and equipment, as well as produce them in large quantities. We are a simple people, and our tools should be the same - simple and effective. We also use a huge number of artillery guns, which allows us to replenish the enemy's manpower. The reliability and mass availability of equipment, huge firepower, as well as a huge number of soldiers ready to die for the Motherland - all this was reflected in the main tactics of the Russian army: suppressing the enemy with the density of fire. It is worth saying that the Russian army relies not on quick and accurate maneuvers, but on the destruction of the enemy with strong blows of an iron fist. Thus, thanks to the above factors, the Russian army is capable of waging protracted wars.
    Therefore, if you come to imagine an image that personifies the Russian army, then imagine a massive and stubborn and armored giant, who, walking slowly, sweeps away all obstacles on his way to the goal, and who can hardly be stopped.

  • @TheMannamies
    @TheMannamies Рік тому +65

    I'm not sure if You mentioned it, but shout out to the original animations of each countries "intro" would be cool. You know, the one You guys clearly recreated with your own style.

    • @Anonymous_Gentleman
      @Anonymous_Gentleman Рік тому

      nah, no thanks

    • @circle2121
      @circle2121 Рік тому +9

      They stole it off of mitsi studios cause they are dry on ideas

    • @nuclearstupidity6594
      @nuclearstupidity6594 Рік тому

      finally somebody said it! i thought i was having deja vu or something, credits to Mitsi Studios!@@circle2121

    • @KhanzadaGaming03
      @KhanzadaGaming03 Рік тому

      @@circle2121 thats not stealing they made it with there own style

    • @circle2121
      @circle2121 Рік тому +3

      @@KhanzadaGaming03 The intro to when nations are introduced is identical to Mitsi Studio's "How countries fight wars" part 1 and 2, so think again buddy

  • @oofy_-vi7zj
    @oofy_-vi7zj Рік тому +7

    "There cant be a balloon in the sky if there is no sky" - America probably

  • @AJKam1kaz3
    @AJKam1kaz3 Рік тому +39

    Can you make a simple history video of the Sino-Vietnamese War (the 3rd Indochina War)? Not a lot is covered in that war compared to the 1st and 2nd Indochina Wars.

    • @duykhanhao9091
      @duykhanhao9091 11 місяців тому

      Lịch sử đơn giản là trung quốc và Mỹ bắt tay nhau tấn công Việt Nam

  • @SmerleGaming
    @SmerleGaming Рік тому +10

    Nice World at war reference 13:22

  • @calebcrandall1652
    @calebcrandall1652 Рік тому +13

    Another aspect of aircraft carriers that people don’t really think about is the American Helo carriers are not technically classified as aircraft carriers under that same statistic. With the marine F 35s, you can successfully launch those off of a Helo carrier. This just further is the point of how much the US emphasizes the aircraft carrier in our military doctrine.

    • @mananaVesta
      @mananaVesta Рік тому

      The number of nations small and poor enough to not be able to sink an aircraft carrier is rapidly shrinking. Against any sizeable opponent (say Iran or North Korea) these things are just very expensive targets the US wont't dare to place within 1000km of the country it attacks, which renders them useless.

    • @A-Clear_View
      @A-Clear_View Рік тому +1

      10th like

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 10 місяців тому

      You're right, LHA's and LPH's fall into the Amphibious Warfare Category.

  • @lyndonbjohnson1972
    @lyndonbjohnson1972 Рік тому +66

    I honestly think that the Vietnamese military could benefit from using tunnel systems. It could really throw off enemy armies.
    Edit: Those tunnels would probably just cause minor inconvenience for soldiers. Same could probably be said for the booby-traps.

    • @bulletproofweasel
      @bulletproofweasel Рік тому +8

      i think the bombs and radars and everything else we got would make them a lot less effective

    • @CCP-Lies
      @CCP-Lies Рік тому +9

      Nowadays there are powerful bunker buster bombs that can penetrate deepest tunnels

    • @CCP-Lies
      @CCP-Lies Рік тому +1

      @@user-hr849gfj7udj7hdh for the US, it's not a problem

    • @McGovern1981
      @McGovern1981 Рік тому +4

      Sponge bombs now plus god knows what else. You think the US just sat around after that problem and didn't think of some things?

    • @caelincoolz5814
      @caelincoolz5814 Рік тому +6

      @@CCP-Lies They'd have to find them first, though

  • @christopherherndon41
    @christopherherndon41 Рік тому +17

    United States: "I'm more like 50 war tribes in a trench coat with a defense budget big enough to fight God"

    • @dmitriyvital4735
      @dmitriyvital4735 11 місяців тому

      Afganistan 🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ProtoBlueGaming
      @ProtoBlueGaming 7 місяців тому +2

      Sounds like something TheRussianBadger would say

  • @CoolmanEhBud
    @CoolmanEhBud Рік тому +72

    For the US military, let's not underestimate the power of Emma with two moms and trying to be gender diverse and inclusive. 🙄

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 Рік тому

      Dont piss off Emma, she will find where you live and press that big red button to drone strike you

    • @MthFknIceCream
      @MthFknIceCream 11 місяців тому

      You sound like a crybaby. She's probably tougher than you.

    • @someguy_16
      @someguy_16 9 місяців тому +5

      Yes, because when Emma and her two moms is the drone operator that’s one button away from wiping out enemy forces half way across the world, sitting in an AC cooled room drinking Coffee and relaxing: you cannot underestimate that 🤫

    • @dylanwaller2468
      @dylanwaller2468 7 місяців тому

      @Coolman0893 What a stupid and immature thing to waste everyone’s time with. I hope you learn to grow up at some point

  • @andrewspears8891
    @andrewspears8891 Рік тому +7

    Russia's current tactics does in fact involve human wave tactics.

    • @omygod8637
      @omygod8637 Рік тому +1

      Evident from the ukraine war!
      Sometimes the soldiers aren't even well equipped!!

    • @ericm.8110
      @ericm.8110 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@omygod8637, Russia's tactic in the Ukraine war is just camping.

    • @arinwendeeriadorskaya6917
      @arinwendeeriadorskaya6917 Рік тому +4

      Yes, but it's usually Storm-Z, criminals conscripted from prisons. Their service conditions are basically "survive this, and we'll let you walk away with a pardon". Normal draftees and the career military is busy entrenching themselves and camping.

    • @danko397
      @danko397 Рік тому +2

      Это не так. Если посмотреть по внимательнее, то увидишь что воюют в основном малыми группами.

    • @KolyaUrtz
      @KolyaUrtz 9 місяців тому

      source: Ukrainian government
      why are you lying? Where is evidence or logic behind your clam???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • @guy1234u
    @guy1234u 9 місяців тому +2

    4:20 i thought he said he said "*cowardly,* the majority of US Force work in logistics, not active combat." Had to turn on subtitles to see that he said "currently" lmao.

  • @MatthewLawrence.
    @MatthewLawrence. Рік тому +23

    Everybody talking about the trees speaking Vietnamese, yet they don’t talk about how short the sentences were.
    The US Marine Corps rolling up with the M50 Ontos: “Load the Beehives”

  • @sakanig
    @sakanig 8 місяців тому +2

    Freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️💥💥💥💥💥💥
    - Sun Tzu Art of war

  • @oooeee5556
    @oooeee5556 Рік тому +4

    Saw the Vietnam thumbnail, and I unironically bumped into an article on the disguises of Vietnamese rangers in modern times in 2 minutes, and for some reasons, one of the picture having them jumping through a fire loop.
    I mean, I'm a Vietnamese, but the coincidence.

    • @RAPVNm-bm2wp
      @RAPVNm-bm2wp Рік тому

      Bn đang bắt chước cách ghi của họ 😂😂😂

  • @L11ghtman
    @L11ghtman 11 місяців тому +1

    Appreciate you highlighting the Army's air components and how big they are. The Army also has a massive surface fleet of boats to (working with the Navy) carry Army infantry soldiers, armor, vehicles, and equipment across seas or littorals. In media, spec ops like Rangers, or even conventional units like Marines, get more attention than the Army or even Army infantry, but the Army is still the backbone of America's military might and does the bulk of the ground combat in any significant conflict.

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 Рік тому +4

    Romania: maybe performs poorly then switches sides

  • @thunder_condor2461
    @thunder_condor2461 11 місяців тому +1

    The rest of the countries: historical examples of the application of specific strategies, real facts. USA: I have a lot of money, so TRUST ME, if necessary, I can beat anyone, 100%

  • @Jerrycourtney
    @Jerrycourtney Рік тому +6

    Maybe the real _nation at war_ is all the friends we made along the way.

  • @litongyou8705
    @litongyou8705 9 місяців тому +1

    My chess teacher: more experienced dont fall for cheap traps
    Also the U.S:💀💀💀

  • @Grand_Duke_Saul
    @Grand_Duke_Saul Рік тому +6

    I love how they took "Inspiration" from mitzi studios there is a reason why the "inspiration" is in air quoats

    • @arjay5425
      @arjay5425 Рік тому +2

      glad im not the only one who noticed. There's decent content on this channel but damn can it be clickbaity and too much on the meme-ish side.

  • @drew93493
    @drew93493 Місяць тому

    Cool video, loved the Chinese balloon part lol.

  • @codymalone2712
    @codymalone2712 Рік тому +6

    In the US we also utilize small and fast moving squadrons butt with the help of overwhelming power if necessary otherwise the squadrons would help themselves

  • @SnowballYT
    @SnowballYT 7 місяців тому +1

    Oil joined the chat…
    Usa: now that’s a different story

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 Рік тому +9

    I think Mitsi Studio and Simple History are gonna get alomg just fine

  • @Nothinghappenedontiananmen1989
    @Nothinghappenedontiananmen1989 11 місяців тому +1

    We have a joke in Russia: “China is fighting with a couple of small detachments of 2 million people”

  • @Officer_duh
    @Officer_duh Рік тому +9

    Bro really did USA dirty at 1:15 💀

    • @goofygrandlouis6296
      @goofygrandlouis6296 11 місяців тому

      Why ? That's exactly how the US conducts itself.
      They bring a bazooka to kill a fly.

  • @MeesterMannn
    @MeesterMannn 5 місяців тому

    Special thanks to mitsi studio for providing you with the idea

  • @vladimir945
    @vladimir945 11 місяців тому +1

    I expected something more stereotypical, like, the Americans pouring another layer of napalm on top of the previous twenty or so layers of napalm (this is, of course, happening in the morning); the Germans goose-stepping over their enemies, leaving only ruins and concentration camps behind them; the Russians rushing to attack being shot in their backs by the penal battalions being shot in their back by the NKVD being shot in their backs by Stalin himself; the French immediately putting down their baguettes and surrendering to whomever... That sort of stuff.

    • @Ordinaire.
      @Ordinaire. 11 місяців тому

      Ля, больше стереотипов!
      Русские, которые бегут миллиардной толпой и им в спину стреляет НКВД.

    • @vladimir945
      @vladimir945 11 місяців тому

      @@Ordinaire. Миллиардной - это, всё же, китайцы, а в остальном так и написал.

  • @PickledPete-u7f
    @PickledPete-u7f Рік тому +6

    Mitzi studios did this. Yours is just narrated and detailed.

  • @zaltan1234
    @zaltan1234 Рік тому +2

    France blitzkrieg Prussia in 1806.
    Germany blitzkrieg France in 1940.
    France rebuilds a blitzkrieg army

  • @theromanorder
    @theromanorder Рік тому +5

    please do a video on these
    (this is a copy and paste list for a few channels)
    units and tactics/evaluation of loadouts of troops (from different jobs (and other branches)
    like the 82 snd 101 airborne units
    or infantry tank units, (or when tanks were assigned a infantry unit like i think earlier war Russia then all tanks were formed into there own units wich meant the infantry no longer knew the true strength of there own tanks but alowed tank units to fight more efficiently)
    the tank doctrine of countries
    evaluation of tank veiw ports
    evaluation of tanks/armored vehicles of different countries
    evaluation of aircraft types of different countries,
    different between navil and army/air force fighters
    logistics units of the axes and allied powers in ww2
    ww1 estern front tactics
    Russian Civil war tactics and strategies
    navil ship cross sections (all the rooms and how it all works)
    evaluation of types of ships
    or evaluation of navil warfare
    air craft carrier strike group formations exsamples (from different countries)
    ancient persan ships,
    ancient veneti ships (gauls that fought ceaser)
    ships used by genoa and the vernesain republic
    the vernesain republic government
    all sailing ships, (i know theres many on yt but some contradict each other and i think theres more left out)
    cast vs welded vs rivited tank armor
    2b9 vasilyok morter
    tactics used so far in the Ukraine war,
    better for squads to be 2 teams of 5 or 3 teams of 3,
    and probably the easiest, better to keep troops well feed or starved like an animal
    how dose age effect comsnders eg napoleon got older so took less risks,
    ancient urban warfare
    ww2 tactics in Asia, tactics in the Chinese age of warlords, (and Chinese civil war)
    tactics in the ruso jap war
    cold war navil tactics,
    Korean war tactics,
    strange tactics or unque battles from the American war of independence and America civil war
    how were 17th centry sailing ships build
    types of bombs lunched by drones
    comands given on sailing ships (like ease the sheets and get ready to chine, or slack n beases, basically things you hear movie capitns say)
    why did the nazis never return (or a video on best occupations)
    why did the Japanese empire fall, dont just say "America" like things like how there army and navy argued alot
    alot more on the Polynesians and māori, but please learn pronounceations if you do this

  • @rgarewal100
    @rgarewal100 14 днів тому

    Omg those drone operator depictions are brutal! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @holisticsome
    @holisticsome Рік тому +5

    For the first time in these videos someone explained the details behind all these stereotypes about the Soviets! Great rep to the author!

  • @goonhoongtatt1883
    @goonhoongtatt1883 11 місяців тому

    The thing about American military expenditure is that the bulk of it is spent just to maintain the dozens of its overseas bases around the world.

  • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953

    When one imagines the USA going to war they immediately think of friendly fire incidents 😂

    • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
      @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 Рік тому

      Obviously not funny when lives are lost tho. Apologies for offending anyone.

    • @stefanogandino9192
      @stefanogandino9192 Рік тому

      You mispelled russia

    • @DirtyMikeandTheBoys69
      @DirtyMikeandTheBoys69 Рік тому

      ​@@laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 it sounds like people don't really think at all then, as compared to the British, the US friendly fire rate is considerably lower.

    • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
      @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 Рік тому

      @@DirtyMikeandTheBoys69 it was a joke. Friendly fire, as terrible as it is, is just an unfortunate accident and if soldiers die I bet the ones who were responsible live with the guilt for the rest of their lives.
      Unfortunately, that's one of the many sad things about war. 👍

    • @DirtyMikeandTheBoys69
      @DirtyMikeandTheBoys69 Рік тому

      @@laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 joke or not, it's a very real idea among the British that the Americans are out to get them, when the reality is they have a statistically higher chance being taken out by their own than the Americans.

  • @AdrielMadula-k9b
    @AdrielMadula-k9b 10 місяців тому +1

    This is a genius tactic and strategy and I like strategy and tactics so you gave me a idea to win a war

  • @eillibnareik
    @eillibnareik Рік тому +13

    The British: Are we a joke to you?

    • @UxhatUs
      @UxhatUs Рік тому

      The british use the same tactic as americans and you will understand why

    • @dylanbilson4271
      @dylanbilson4271 Рік тому

      @@UxhatUs
      Pretty similar to America, except the stereotype says the British relies more on the Royal Navy than the Americans relies on the Air Force.

    • @UxhatUs
      @UxhatUs Рік тому

      @@dylanbilson4271ok

  • @AllStuffofWonder_YT
    @AllStuffofWonder_YT Рік тому +1

    USA: quantity+ quality = deadly combo. Germany: BLITZKRIEG ONLY!China: we have 1.4B people what u gonna do? Russia: oh we got so many tanks hahaha! Vietnam: we work smarter not harder. France: Quality over quantity

  • @JLLightoller
    @JLLightoller Рік тому +10

    I swear this was at least partially inspired by Mitsi Studios' "How Countries Fight Wars" animations

  • @Dusklight2008
    @Dusklight2008 11 місяців тому +1

    Yup, tech'n'strategy... Russians do remember their troops in Paris and Berlin. Surprise us: London and Washington? Or Austin, Houston and Dallas?

  • @MathTheBelgian
    @MathTheBelgian Рік тому +3

    Hey @simpkehistory I think you made a mistake at 5:51 showing British soldiers having German G98 guns.

  • @Voucher765
    @Voucher765 Рік тому +3

    America had to help out France to liberate it's homeland from Germany in WW2 when the D Day invasion in Normandy took place, In turn France helped America gain it's independence years earlier in 1776 during the Revolution

  • @shinyvictory2
    @shinyvictory2 8 місяців тому

    germany: outlasts you with sheer firepower
    vietnam: crawls out of a pringles can "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?!" rapid AKM fire noises

  • @octaviusfooks7194
    @octaviusfooks7194 Рік тому +5

    Part 2 please!

  • @СергейНестеров-в5ф
    @СергейНестеров-в5ф 11 місяців тому +1

    0:03 they seem to be similar to the Russians, but they attack with a Chinese flag, not a Soviet one

  • @sullendust6503
    @sullendust6503 Рік тому +3

    Я ВАС ОБОЖАЮ. ВЫ ПЕРВЫЕ КТО ГОВОРИТ ПРАВДУ О ВЕЛИКОЙ ОТЕЧЕСТВЕННОЙ ВОЙНЕ НА ЗАРУБЕЖНОМ ЮТУБЕ

    • @adbler6602
      @adbler6602 11 місяців тому

      Я бы сказал, что автор в основном рассказывает о военных доктринах, разных стран. К примеру он взял такие конфликты, как вторая мировая война, война за объедение Китая и некоторые современные конфликты, что произошли не так давно. Но информация была подана объективно, что не вызывает никаких сомнений в её достоверности.

    • @sullendust6503
      @sullendust6503 11 місяців тому +1

      @@adbler6602 ну просто хорошо что автор в этом плане объективен

    • @Moigospodinn
      @Moigospodinn 11 місяців тому

      Лучше пускай иностранцы думают, что русские умеют только бегать на штыки с одной винтовкой на троих. Нам же проще будет их уничтожать, когда начнется очередная глобальная мясорубка.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat Рік тому +1

    I love when people say US civilians couldn't fight against our own military, to which I jest at them, "It's all fun and games until the hills start singing Country Roads."

  • @23Drazse
    @23Drazse Рік тому +7

    United Kingdom: Britain is a fortress and we have the largest fleet in the world. We have nothing to fear.

    • @bramijdema759
      @bramijdema759 Рік тому +2

      Ever heard about planes?

    • @adelaidesngan604
      @adelaidesngan604 Рік тому +2

      Brittany is an island just good for invading countries where no army awaits them, just kangaroos and penguins

    • @jonobrien1339
      @jonobrien1339 Рік тому +6

      ​@@bramijdema759Ever heard of the battle of Britain?

    • @Jerec_Kets
      @Jerec_Kets Рік тому +2

      Largest Fleet of what? China has the largest naval fleet, then russia, north korea, and the US.

    • @DieNibelungenliad
      @DieNibelungenliad Рік тому +3

      Had*

  • @Keksemann666
    @Keksemann666 Рік тому

    The best offense is fast and unstoppable, the best defense is immovable and build to withstand the entire world at once.

  • @adam68756
    @adam68756 Рік тому +6

    Let's be honest, During the Korean War,
    1.compared with the Chinese army, 12 countries United Nations army had 30 years advanced weapons and 10 times the firepower and ammunition.
    2. The Chinese army has very less tanks, no aircraft, no artillery. But UN army had them
    3. The Chinese army wore thin clothes in the winter and had insufficient food supplies. Many soldiers died of freezing and starvation.
    But China still win Korean War with death ratio 1.2 : 1 to UN army

    • @UxhatUs
      @UxhatUs Рік тому

      ok i biased

    • @UxhatUs
      @UxhatUs Рік тому

      a bit too much

    • @jantschierschky3461
      @jantschierschky3461 Рік тому

      Well not quite right, key thing is that China fielded 300k in a short time. After UN troops were already fighting north Koreans for 2 years.

    • @adam68756
      @adam68756 Рік тому

      China's initial purpose was to maintain the 38th parallel north. China warned the United States not to cross the 38th parallel enter North Korean, but the United States refused to listen and was pushed back at the Chinese border.

    • @adam68756
      @adam68756 Рік тому

      Vietnam War, China warned the United States not to enter North Vietnam, because of the lessons of the Korean War, this time the United States obeyed China's orders

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 Рік тому +9

    So basically, the US can drop about 4 carriers and about 4000 aircraft, and we are STILL on top.
    My tax payment would LOVE that.

  • @joruru100
    @joruru100 Рік тому +2

    Its called three-three technic which a platoon of solders can fill the whole hill, not the human waves like the Battle of Verdun (meat grinder). Three solders form a battle team, then three battle teams form a small battle group. Supersession fires are not effective again the battle group. Also, certain division of Chinese solider were fight under different banners in the revaluation war and performed very poorly. Once they swapped the banner and fighting the invaders for the nation, they became fiercesome and earned reputation in the battles.

  • @50mcdonalds
    @50mcdonalds 10 місяців тому +5

    Bro did america dirty in the thumbnail 💀

  • @bapboi416
    @bapboi416 Рік тому +1

    this is a lot like the video that mitzi studio made but more deeply explained

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 Рік тому +5

    “War! Oooh, yeah! What is it good for absolutely nothing?” Edwin Starr

  • @FlyingNDriving
    @FlyingNDriving Рік тому +1

    1:14 was absolutely hilarious

  • @theillusiveman2139
    @theillusiveman2139 Рік тому +3

    we need other videos like this !

  • @김은지-s4n
    @김은지-s4n 11 місяців тому

    what we remember: human wave
    actual:human wave AT NIGHT WITH TANKS

  • @Yartrax-930
    @Yartrax-930 Рік тому +4

    thank you holywhood and usa for speading so much b-s in our minds with your huge movie production.

  • @arivald6677
    @arivald6677 Рік тому +1

    17:10 How that's false? In Poland this opinion of France army will be never changed. French army at the beginning of ww2 had golden opportunity to end the war before it could even begin and yet it bombed german's position with leaflets instead. You reap what you saw.

    • @thomasferron1493
      @thomasferron1493 Місяць тому +1

      Pretty funny stuff coming from the poles who've been busy losing to every single European nation since the beginning of time. From the Mongols to the Russians, including the Germans, Swedes, Ukrainian Cossacks, Turks... talk about the pot calling the kettle black!😂 "BuT thE wInGed HusSaRs..."😂

  • @landonbrown9943
    @landonbrown9943 Рік тому +3

    Love simple history!

  • @emrox4181
    @emrox4181 21 день тому

    Australia, Canada, and new Zealand:
    Stereotype: Shock troops and Geneva suggestions.
    Reality: Highly trained shock troops who lead the way through tough fighting, using tractics not yet listed as geneva conventions, but are as soon as the battle/ war is done.

  • @thechlebek901
    @thechlebek901 Рік тому +3

    Mitsi studios anyone?

    • @jankutac9753
      @jankutac9753 11 місяців тому

      As far as I know, mitsi studio is just cute, funny art. This was actually informative

  • @anakinskywalker2142
    @anakinskywalker2142 7 місяців тому +1

    Caseoh playing with drones 😂

  • @daveanderson3805
    @daveanderson3805 Рік тому +6

    I believe that it is impossible to conquer Russia by conventional means. Germany came closest, but was defeated because they were outnumbered, and suffered from ramshackle logistics system. But unless you're prepared to use WMDs Russia will win in the end.

    • @luchamiomaridekakio6429
      @luchamiomaridekakio6429 Рік тому

      No they wont . Germany lost cause they were fighting multiple other nations and because hitler ignored his generals advice.

    • @ollyx2
      @ollyx2 Рік тому +2

      I heard it was more that hitler wanted to capture oil in Kiev and his army wanted to go for Moscow but hitler ultimately decided.(wrongly)

    • @DieNibelungenliad
      @DieNibelungenliad Рік тому +5

      Germany had bigger numbers and good logistics at first. Later on, their numbers dropped and logistics fell apart because of lack of oil and too many different machine parts

    • @maximilianodelrio
      @maximilianodelrio Рік тому

      ​@@ollyx2they would have still lost either way, they just didn't have the resources

  • @alessandrosada4160
    @alessandrosada4160 10 місяців тому +1

    mitsi studio reference

  • @Cornz_1812
    @Cornz_1812 Рік тому +5

    Simple history: Dont bully the french,there the best!
    Also Simple History: lets put a french a surrender flag,idfc if they get mad
    Edit: I liked my comment lolol

    • @TheOneNamedNoah
      @TheOneNamedNoah Рік тому +3

      it’s to show the stereotype bro no way you missed the point

  • @trevcharchartrev834
    @trevcharchartrev834 7 днів тому

    I'm pretty sure the term "shock and awe" was coined by General Norman Schwartzkopf in Gulf War 1

  • @A_Burning_Toast
    @A_Burning_Toast Рік тому +5

    You aren't going to be first, im stopping all the same of your kind to be first

    • @railfanlynx
      @railfanlynx Рік тому

      2nd

    • @Bandyboo322
      @Bandyboo322 Рік тому

      Bro nobody actually cares about being 1st this isn't kindergarten grow up

    • @railfanlynx
      @railfanlynx Рік тому

      @@Bandyboo322 fr

    • @wiikends
      @wiikends Рік тому

      that trend is becoming annoying & needy quickly. Some are so needy they ask to be pinned 🙄😮‍💨

    • @A_Burning_Toast
      @A_Burning_Toast Рік тому

      @@Bandyboo322 well, you never can be too sure