@Jo Beiafuq Well she said women don't like facial hair in general which is completely untrue. And plus I'm sure some women like his chops. He has a lot of female fans. Plus he's either straight or bi I'm pretty sure. He's stated multiple times that he isn't gay. He, along with many guys, joke about being gay when they're comfortable in their sexuality. Nbd
1"Do this" 2"No." 1"Do this" 2"Ok but you do it too" 1"No." These types of conversations annoy me, The person asking someone to do something and isnt willing to what they want others to do.
@@201bob if you have a partner id hope you have a say in whether or not they go bald or not lmao what you talking about funny ass nigga gon be dating a bald chick and not complain like a good boy
@@alex3016 Just because you're in a relationship with someone doesn't mean you can control their body and what they wear, that's called being a control freak and is very toxic. If my girlfriend wants to go bald then I'll voice complaints and if they do it anyways who fucking cares the hair will grow back. You sound like you're a 12 year old virgin who's never been in a relationship.
Manas Pradhan I feel like you’re overreacting. It’s a dating show, even if it’s obviously fake and mostly for the memes they’re obviously going to bring up what they find attractive
Eh, in my experience there are a few facial hair styles that just really suck for the woman in the relationship. Any kind of rough stubble or wiry beard hair is just like sandpaper if you kiss. And it only gets worse if you try go down in her. Honestly I can’t blame women for wanting their men clean shaven.
I actually love schlatts chops. They're kooky and endearing and stand out in the perfectly defiant way that he does. He mentioned in a semi-serious video that having them meant something to him, simply because they were ridiculous.
I love how she is trying to get him to shave, then he turns it on her and she genuinely gets concerned and confused about her husband wanting her bald.
I’ve seen so many people say “shave the chops” or “why hasn’t he’s shaved yet.” Etc. It’s HIS body, HIS facial hair. It’s pretty obvious but just to make it clear, He DOES NOT need to shave his face for your benefit. I haven’t seen any comments like these on this video but I have seen a few comments on other videos/ other platforms.
People love to assume things about other people's future spouses, it's so weird. "Your wife is gonna make you shave" "One day you're gonna marry someone who loves doing [insert thing you hate doing] and you'll finally do it" That kinda stuff
I mean, I laughed at that when I was watching the original vid but lol that was pretty rude of her? Like idk man i guess you can say to someone that you dont think their hairstyle fits them and in your opinion they should consider changing it but .....man you dont tell big guy to shave his chops........................................................
You should post that clip of you saying “because we all know you can’t like a content creator unless you agree with everything they say and do!” that’s a funny one
When I first saw schlatt I legit thought he was a father
Bro I thought he was like 30 lmao
well he does have Tubbo
Daddy schlat
Yeah, of baby Yuto
@@blestemat4426 he's more like an uncle than a father tho
His "yes, yes" with a mocking tone was hilarious.
TRUE
1 reply, 2k likes
@@ckoji. Lmao yea
FACTS
Tom nook
never ask:
-a guy his height
-a woman her weight
-schlatt to shave the muttonchops
-what happened in 1999
Wait what happened in 1999..?
@@pickypath246 you don’t ask that
@@pickypath246 I was born
@@pickypath246 we dont talk about it
@@pickypath246 something extremely irrelevant
Let’s be honest, the collective heterosexuality of all women is hanging on by Big guy’s chops
This is a really good sentence, you should try public speaking
PERIOD
i can confirm
Can confirm.
Can also confirm
“i like my women bald” -schlatt, barbie dream house wii game video
He does like his women bald can't deny
He and Quackity are sharing strange tastes that are concerning
@@monstie2795 silence you
Monstie ♪ Why here?
Bald AND blond, she would’ve been perfect if it weren’t for the utter disrespect towards the chops.
i love how schlatt mocked her little whiny and cute "no" with a mocking "yEs"
Lmao it wasn’t cute 😂
It’s big guy not schlatt
Simp
@@gamingvideogamimggaming how is that simping??
JChad
can we all just agree that schlatt's "yes, yes" was the best part of that argument
At least!
yes, yes
He gonna want you to be bald
This one doesn't work
I liked the at least part more😂😂😂
"Don't even kick her , ban her." - Random guy in Comments
"Don't even kick her , ban her." -William Charles
"Don't even kick her, ban her." -White man about Rosa Parks to the bus driver
"Ey! Why tf do people stole my quote?" - The same guy in Comments probably
@@ladybooog Shit went dark real fast. (yes, its technically a pun too.)
“ to know your enemy you mustn’t kick her, you must ban her.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Imagine asking big guy to shave his chops... smh
Big guy is actually very tiny
@@monstie2795 reply if you agree that big guy is tiny
@@ccont6687 you should be careful on may 19th 2021
@@harrasika You should open up to the truth you fools won’t open up to the truth that’s been in front of you since the very beginning.
@@monstie2795 thank you for believing
She just doesn’t respect the chops and that’s disgusting
if only schlatt met her back in 1999..
You don’t respect the chops we don’t respect you
@@onesourlemon8 well said
Agreed
exactly
I literally love that when schlatt threw her own logic back at her she was just baffled
women☕
@@the_milkmannWe don't claim her.
@@panek6443 soulless meat puppet☕
Why does Schlatt look like he’s about to tell me about Minecraft’s oldest anarchy server in the thumbnail?
Slave labor
Underrated comment
HE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE FIT DOE
Pfffft he looks like he's about to tell me about someone making an obsidian UwU
Never ask:
- a woman her weight
- a man his salary
- who was in paris
- Big Guy to shave his chops
Wait who was in paris?
Who was in paris?
@@TruthShaIIWin fellas of african american origin
@@jdizzlefoshizzle517 kanye and jay z
@@jdizzlefoshizzle517 Paris
I wonder how much money Schlatt is getting by being his own fan account
He is getting hundreds of thousands of views so i guess he is the richest fan account of himself
These videos actually don’t look monetized but I’m not sure
@@notpresobama1553 well it’s Schlatt so they’ll most likely be montized 💀
I don't think his videos are monetised tho
@@zonemiax5994 I don’t think they are, I haven’t seen any ads
0:18 I love how monotone his “no” was
Same lol
I love how you can see her laughing and then immediately switch to being genuinely concerned that her future husband will want her to be bald
Not gonna lie, Jschlatt is oddly attractive with the facial hair
correction: very attractive
He’s always attractive
He’s a pretty attractive dude tbh
I’m not gonna like this but I want you to know I agree
Big guy is attractive af
especially to those women back in 1999..
what man doesn’t love a bald wife for a month - I know I do
yeah every woman with cancer wel be bald for a month
@@jupiter1789 no comment
The cancer ward is down the hall and to the left
@@TheLordNovo still! Men love their wives/girls with their cancer still... So what's your point?
Love em while they last
She made her bed insulting him, now she's gotta lie in it.
@Jo Beiafuq Well she said women don't like facial hair in general which is completely untrue. And plus I'm sure some women like his chops. He has a lot of female fans.
Plus he's either straight or bi I'm pretty sure. He's stated multiple times that he isn't gay. He, along with many guys, joke about being gay when they're comfortable in their sexuality. Nbd
Guys im almost sure what set him off is someone already setting conditions to him without realy knowing him, it's not about the gorgeus chops...
@@ladybooog Ah, I thought he was just joking around, didn't realize he was actually set off by something. Either way, pretty funny to watch.
1"Do this"
2"No."
1"Do this"
2"Ok but you do it too"
1"No."
These types of conversations annoy me, The person asking someone to do something and isnt willing to what they want others to do.
Bruh you want your girlfriend to be bald???
@@alex3016 It dosnt matter what i want, Its their choice, Not mine.
@@201bob if you have a partner id hope you have a say in whether or not they go bald or not lmao what you talking about funny ass nigga gon be dating a bald chick and not complain like a good boy
@@alex3016 Just because you're in a relationship with someone doesn't mean you can control their body and what they wear, that's called being a control freak and is very toxic. If my girlfriend wants to go bald then I'll voice complaints and if they do it anyways who fucking cares the hair will grow back. You sound like you're a 12 year old virgin who's never been in a relationship.
@@alex3016 who cares if a girl is bald?
If he marries someone, chances are she already doesn't mind the chops
That's what I was thinking 😂
his chops are gonna be the last of her issues
@@mahathiadapa4687 before he brutally murders her for slightly annoying him like he did in 1999
@@LadiesHideYourMans uh what
she??!?!?
Never trust someone who pushes you to shave your facial hair.
agreed
amen
facts
never trust someone who asks you to change your physical appearance for them, its not worth it
@@maryfreegirl2029 Quite ironic because I see exactly this in every 14 year old's instagram story
Schlatts “yes, yeeeeeessesss” had me dying and I don’t know why
It’s just so condescending
I love how he replies back *KNOWING* nobody will marry her.
Plot twist: she's trying to save him from all of the memes putting a "Jschlatt" caption on someone with sideburns
But wouldn't that just make him the CWACOM meme? He can't escape.
damn, she’s the good guy
to be honest I don’t miss “twink” schlatt. This matches his energy
NO
How dare you match schlatt without facial hair to that word in my brain noooooooooo
Im gonna fucking cry lmfao
@@fyre_hazaard6083 *eye laser noises*
now whenever I look at chopless schlatt I'll just think 'twink' thanks op
@@mayheming_ 😃👍 *Good.*
OP WHYY NOO NOW WHEN I SEE HIM ILL THINK OF A TWINK
Candy has no taste, doesn’t deserve Big Guy.
Isn't even about taste, just seems obsessed with beauty standards. Probably a miserable person to be around
@@manaspradhan8041 I once thought she was actually joking.... But now im starting to think shes genuinely that shit of a person for real
Manas Pradhan I feel like you’re overreacting. It’s a dating show, even if it’s obviously fake and mostly for the memes they’re obviously going to bring up what they find attractive
she seems pretty toxic as a partner, ngl. never ask big guy to shave, that’s his choice smh
Eh, in my experience there are a few facial hair styles that just really suck for the woman in the relationship. Any kind of rough stubble or wiry beard hair is just like sandpaper if you kiss. And it only gets worse if you try go down in her. Honestly I can’t blame women for wanting their men clean shaven.
@@matsab7930 well now I know
i wouldn't say toxic, everyone has their preferences.
ikr. his comeback was simple but great
@@matsab7930 At the end of the day though, its his choice
I just got jumpscared by the thumbnail. BaldSchlatt is scary.
Kinda good ngl
@@patrick4510 The editing is so good and that's what scares me. It looks so real.
@@jon_eliz99 lol
I think he'd probably have a better head
Don’t worry Big guy you’ll never go bald
Fools. He is actually very tiny and small and stupid
@@ccont6687 Based.
Austin is just saying “true” what a good match for shlatt
I actually love schlatts chops. They're kooky and endearing and stand out in the perfectly defiant way that he does. He mentioned in a semi-serious video that having them meant something to him, simply because they were ridiculous.
“At least” lmao big man has no chill
Honestly her being bald for a month isn’t good enough compensation for The Chops to be gone.
You're right, it need to be even more. She also needs to not wear makeup and not drink coffee. Long live chops.
Big Man has a big heart and is willing to undercompensate
She says “wife” like he’s not gonna marry James Charles.
The delivery of "at least!" was just perfect
If schlatt shaves his hair, I'm going to pour bleach into my eyes.
Who tf is schlatt? I only know *big guy*
@@roryisdeceased9848 who tf is big guy? I only knew Schlatt
the audacity of “I have to look at it”
The way he mocks her saying yes is perfection
Tbh the chops make him more threatening and strikes fear and fits with his rombustic personality he puts on
I’ve been anticipating bald large man for awhile now.
I mean, who hasnt
the sass he has when he says she has to be bald is iconic
I love how the chat is so absolutely appalled at the thought of schlatt shaving the chops
As they should be. I’m proud of chat
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing
Big guy doesn't realize this, but he's making everyone's quarantine better.
Nice copying for likes
Copy
Copyyyyy
Y’all know that it’s most likely a bot like the rest of them, right?
@@krisdeluxe4417 probably yeah. I was just hoping against hope that it was an actual human
Big Guy doesn't realize this, but he makes everyone's quarantine better.
nice copy paste brainlet
Wow so original
Wow this is on most of Big Guys video, I think he now knows he is making everyone quarantine better.
Wowww
not that copypasta again
I love his facial hair wtf it looks amazing ??
“yEs, yEs”
Fucking hilarious. This is why I love schlatt.
I mean he just does not give a fuck about what he looks like and that deserves more respect than a pretty face 💎
couldn't've phrased it better myself, king
NOO HE FOUND IT
I honestly cannot imagine Schlatt without him chops. I've seen him without it but, they just fit him so well
I love how she starts with: "Oh, Schlatt"
“ehehehehe no, no”
“yEs, yEs”
Woman: For 1 month a year ?!?!
Schlatt: *AT LEAST*
*T H E C H O P S*
I love how she is trying to get him to shave, then he turns it on her and she genuinely gets concerned and confused about her husband wanting her bald.
no. its the chops bby. the chops had his back when no one else did.
There are two things big guy cant do under any circumstances, he cant shave his facial hair and tell us about 1999
3 reasons to love schlatt: 1, yes.
Gonna be honest, I prefer Schlatt with his chops..idk why but it makes him more....
Schlatt?.?
I'm into men and women, and I can state as fact that I would want my wife bald and my husband to have great chops like Schlatt's
0:24 “you look like a lumber jack” llmmaaoo
0:32 killed me laughing they way he mocked her
Imagine trying to get big guy to change his appearance, the audacity some ppl have smh ✋
My favourite part of this bit is how the entire chat just unanimously agreed to boot her off after she disrespected BIG GUY's chops
The chat screaming "Send her away" is such a mood
The chops are too powerful for her.
The shock in her eyes when he said he will never shave his chops at 0:17 is the best reaction ever
you have to be bald “nOoooo” yEessSss YessSss
I wheezed too hard when he did that.
I’ve seen so many people say “shave the chops” or “why hasn’t he’s shaved yet.” Etc. It’s HIS body, HIS facial hair. It’s pretty obvious but just to make it clear, He DOES NOT need to shave his face for your benefit. I haven’t seen any comments like these on this video but I have seen a few comments on other videos/ other platforms.
Simp
@@lsheehan4897 you're misusing the word.
People love to assume things about other people's future spouses, it's so weird.
"Your wife is gonna make you shave"
"One day you're gonna marry someone who loves doing [insert thing you hate doing] and you'll finally do it"
That kinda stuff
big guy's facial hair is super hot, ignore her king.
I love that she just sits there and really thinks she did something
Schlat is the textbook definition of equality
she has no respect for his mutton chops, sacrifice her
I mean, I laughed at that when I was watching the original vid but lol that was pretty rude of her? Like idk man i guess you can say to someone that you dont think their hairstyle fits them and in your opinion they should consider changing it but .....man you dont tell big guy to shave his chops........................................................
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do such a horrible thing.
I’m pretty sure James Charles won’t mind the chops.
“Bald, bald, bald! My eyes!” -that one spongebob movie
HAHAHAH I CANT WHEN HE WAS MIMICKING HER-
Damn, Schlatt hit her with that equality and she couldn’t take it
In all honesty if schlatt EVER does get married they'll have to be one hell of a person to be worthy of him
god thats so true, he is a big guy
never take away the mutton chops ffs
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Generic goon
@@genericgoon3748 Ok
@@brynion2117 Ok
the chops age schlatt so him talking to little boys seems more acceptable
*WHAT*
There is very little I wouldn't give up to have a tenth of the sheer power this man holds in his palms.
AHHHHHH
the comeback schlatt gave was so good XD
Schlatt is just immortal
No shame
No Guilt
Perfect
kandy giving schlatt all his content smh
i’m crying he doesn’t like her as much as we do
Why tf would anyone like her, such a weird person. I still can't comprehend how she is an actual person, actually talks like a NPC.
Schlatt is the least bald person I know
"you look like a lumber jack" -random guy in the chat
You should post that clip of you saying “because we all know you can’t like a content creator unless you agree with everything they say and do!” that’s a funny one
Candy: *they’d want me to be bald?*
Schlatt: *at least!*
Haven't even seen the photos and I can already say he looks better with the mutton chops.
I genuinely love the chops and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing
Women over facial hair? Big guy couldn't imagine.
a mans beard is like his dignity, getting rid of that and he’ll be a completely different being
"One month a yeeaar?" LMAO