I went on a Minecraft date.
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- Опубліковано 10 сер 2020
- Schlatt goes on a Minecraft date with Minx. Oh my god it's so romantic I'm so jealous of the connection they have.
Featuring:
Broad @JustaMinx / justaminx
Waiter @ConnorEatsPants / connoreatspants
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Edited by ME! ALL BY MYSELF!
After Schlatt's appearance on Austin's Twitch show Love or Host (previously known as the Rajjchelor / Rajjchelorette) where he dumps JustaMinx in front of millions and millions of people and also breaks several keyboards, the honeymoon couple go on a hot Minecraft date. No fun 1.16 Minecraft mods in sight, no speedrunner vs hunters (thanks Dream, please let me join the Dream SMP, or maybe even START WAR on the Dream SMP -- I Love Minecraft!), no SMPLive Deals And Business, no "Minecraft, but" challenge videos, no poppage whatsoever... just some intense romance between Schlatt and Minx. It's basically Schlatt and Minx being cute for 18 minutes straight, or maybe even Schlatt roasting Minx for 18 minutes straight. Kind of like CallMeCarson and Katerino except Minx would never do that to me because I wouldn't allow it. Light up your favorite Woman Scented Candle and give this one a go fellas. How's that for metadata word soup. - Ігри
Worst date i've ever been on and it wasnt even mine
we already know it wasnt your date lmao
Good comment
Loved your new video Connor watched before this one lol
When it’s bad
F
It’s actually the point where the weirdest and funniest thing would be schlatt and minx just genuinely talking to each other
Greasel Snatches she is, they both play characters
JcNom no schlatt isnt he is a genuinely catholic man ive seen him in public reading the bible while eating Olive Garden breadsticks & a salad but without the salad and its only crutons
@@theyluvxavien5244 right, i meant he plays a character on the weeklyslap
@@jcnom6606 hello again i see you in every schlatt and minx comment related thank u for your service
dude that would be genius, we would be so wierd
Let's face it, Schlatt's attraction to her was 90% that Angry Birds costume
yes
Kat Bird and the dance
The pink wig
Plus the tiddies and ass, we know he dosent like the personality
I feel like Schlatt’s idea of a date is just Minx cleaning his Glock with a toothbrush while he eats spaghetti.
The pope is watching as well
@@TheOneButter the Pope is always watching.
Define ‘Glock’, in this Context.
@@austinthesan-antonian3932 his fucking gun
@@lesigh3410 r/woosh.
Schlatt : Kisses cow
Minx in the next cut: *throws out leather*
She was Laos wearing the skin when she died
ok
Schlatt: kissing a cow
Next scene: Minx dropping 2 pieces of leather.
Minx yandere sim
Oh no
@@bionicleapple1254 minxdere sim
Is this forshadowing minx and Schlatt just taking our money without any interest in finishing the deed?
Didn’t connect the dots until I saw this
Schlatt: I don't like minx
Also Schlatt: Facetimes minx 32 times a day
yeah, the whole i don't like minx thing doesn't hold up when 80% of his best of 2020 video was of them.
Cuz it’s a love hate relationship but mostly hate, and it’s funny as fuck
yes its funny, but i dont think its a love hate relationship, i think its just an act they put on to be funny
At most its a hate love friendship and yall need to stop being weird ass hetero s
@@joeyjoeanu4910 schlatt has said several times he's straight
Why is no one commenting about how Schlatt had a moment with a cow at the start, Minx got jealous then it cuts to minx throwing 2 pieces of leather on the ground and the cow is gone 😳
ok
ok
ok
ok
ok
“Schlatt goes on a date with Connor and bullies Minx”
*_Yes_*
*y e s*
*y* *e* *s*
y e s
Y E S
Schlatt tomorrow:
“Thinking about buying a new desk”
You got likes thought I'd tell you
"Thinking about breadsticks."
Holy shit is
that carson
Sometimes it's really hard to remember that Schlatt is just pretending to be a low-key sociopath.
maybe he’s not pretending
@@yose_.6016 true tho
What do you mean ‘pretend’ 👀
“I WOMEN”
-Jschlatt, 2020
My sense of humor is so extremely mangled
he does women though
@@Rosia4309 I have come to the same conclusion.
@æ I think? Right? 😰
I am Leg
His whiteboard says "I love women" in all caps as if he's trying to convince himself that it's true.
ur right
gayschlatt?
AyJJ gayschlatt indeed
I ship schlatt and wilbur
Schlatt is Tommy Innut confirmed
Connor has the infinity gauntlet and he can't even fix this date.
"Reality is often dissapponting"
2:38 redditor explaining why a mutilated corpse of a 7 year old child is wholesome
I can't stop laughing OML
@Braylon Davis yes on Twitter people have taken a liking to making people like dream George Tommy and tubbo into human chairs by cutting off all their limbs and tying them to a chair. So yeah it happens a lot on Twitter.
@@favfruitcake I'm not referencing that
@@Hyroaltage oh shit my bad
@@favfruitcake thatsa fetish on deviantart
schlatt: i dumped the girl so ima take her on a date out of pity
also schlatt: *threatens her with a gun*
With good reason
schlatt is like a 4th grader bullying his crush on the playground but its not his crush
so hes just a 4th grader bullying someone
Why is this kinda accurate tho-
accurate
extremely accurate lol
very extremely accurate lol
"Man and woman go together like that"
-The Bible, probably
I am pretty sure it is, probably
its on there, probably
yeah believe it or not that quote is word for word in the bible.
“Connor and Schlatt go on a date and Minx is there too I guess”
The only time schlatt is calm is when minx is suffering
It’s fair though minx is a little brat
They aren't even passive aggressive they're just aggressive.
Actively agressive.
Aggressively aggressive
they're aggressive passive
Progressively actively aggressive
schlatt is like the best comedian that doesn’t tell jokes
so true.
He tells everything that he wholefully mean.
he tells half of them
Lmaoooo oof
This is equivalent to calling schlatt a funny guy
“I hate when women cry”-Schlatt
Schlatt: I'm sorry for launching you into the air repeatedly
Me: Oh here it comes
Minx: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOO*
Minx: y'know men it's never a straight yes or no answer.
Jschlatt: I CHOSE HOST
"Maybe if you guys were more like women and just tell it how it is"
Minx on every Rajj show with Schlatt: I love that man *HOST*
Me when Minx said that: I smell bullshit
Suit Guy Exactly!
Yo this is completely unrelated but what mic does he use?
@@lazer_shat1823 funny mic
_can't believe jschlatt and connor went on a date_
_too bad minx had to be a 3rd wheel_
I do declare that this comment needs more likes
Justaminx more like justaidiot lololo
@@timsar4809 Does that mean you are gay?
@@yaji.6757 tf u on about
lightning jestro
Damn can’t believe you’re gay
I don't think a woman has ever given me a straight answer in my life.
“This game was made for kids” I see why Minx got rejected
“No one is attacking me”
“I can change that.”
*Pulls out a glock*
Jesus
Careful with non holy use of the jmans name in shlatts comments
She's into it don't worry
Schlatt: don't ship me and Minx
His viewers: oh we won't
Also his viewers: g a y s c h l a t t
G@e
@@himsikhar3779 Gæ
Yes
b a b o b e b o b a b a b a b a b o b e
Ye
To be honest, whenever I hear his funny mic, I just imagine his minecraft skin.
Never did I imagine he was actually speaking through his human body.
"Yin and Yang go together,
I read it in the *bible* "
Minx:”with men it’s never a straight yes or no answer.”
Schlatt the whole show: “I picked host”
guy: what do u want to eat
girl: you choose
guy: how bout chicken
girl: no
that's the joke lmao
do you morons literally not know what a joke is
Thats the joke idiots
Ooft incels in the replies
Schlatt: accidentally kisses a cow
2 seconds later: Minx drops 2 leather items.
OMG I JUST REALIZED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You thought it was an accident
@@sleepyraisins "an accident they said"
Time stamp?
@@JJMcJJ900 1:26 hahahahha
Lol just imagine he actually killed the mobs with his gun
4:44 best joke i have ever heard from minx
well this went awful 🥰
You should get a keyboard to break like he does
Yeah right.
Id watch out for when 2099 rolls around... history repeats itself...
i think it went pretty well
Love ya Minx you're hilarious 🙂
Minx: “This is the worst date I’ve ever been on.”
Jshlatt: *cackles**
Jschlatt
the only date shes ever been on
@@bigguy6570 so technically its the best too
~OoooOoOooOoOo gOoOoOn
-👁⭐️👄💧👁
Schlatt looks like he had fun with his date with Connor. Don't know why Minx is there but good date.
"Minx, look, I know the pope is a bit of a windbag, but..." just sends me to the fucking moon lol
Schlatt is slowly becoming his minecraft avatar
He just needs to not look so white
Random_Lad not really how this works
i think ol jebediah is turning into the white version of twomad at this point
@@goak1764 LMFAOO
Minx: "You know men, it's never a straight yes or no answer."
Also Minx: 8:08
2:33 jshit spitting facts
Jslut do be spitting fact tho
precum is spitting facts
“I felt bad for her, so I bullied her.”
Morden problem solve by morden solution
@Steve but Eternal OK, STEVE IS ENTERNAL
Steve but Eternal I’m too lazy to change.
I love how he says "boxes for minx to interact with" as if shes just this test rat creature thing
Well that's exactly what she is, so I don't know what you're talking about fam. She was adopted by rats in the landfill at the age of 4 and this is what happened.
She is
Are you saying she isn’t a rat
Are you telling me that she is human?
“as if”?
Schlatt: looks at cow intimately
Minx: "Um.. excuse me.."
*cuts to throwing leather*
bro i just got 2 identical unskippable adds in a row
"I'd rather be shipped with barack Obama"
-jschlatt
Minx:
Barack Obama skin :)
@Cream Separator right after he said
@@VanillaTried they are asking when they said that
@Cream Separator somewhere in the start
watch 1 minute into the video
@Cream Separator 0:42
“I women”
-jschlatt’s whiteboard
That the first thing my mind jumped to as well
So I may or may not have read that comment, then I look up then I see Schlatt erase the word "Love", and now I feel like a God
the J stands for Girl
"...I read that in the Bible."
A true American man.
"I would rather be shipped with Obama"
Minx's skin:
*Salutations*
3:52 *Timing*
Half of the comments: Is this a bit or does he actually mean it?
The other half: He hasn't been the same ever since "the incident" back in 99.
Slodkie Loba He really hasn't.
99' was rough
But was it a bit
Brutally murdering 43 woman can really change a man
Yeah i feel bad for him, he has change :(
Can’t wait for the Community “Thinking about the Irish Potato Famine”
I can't believe that minx told schlatt to shoot the pope
15:55 machine gun intensifies
“ They don’t do it with the pigs, *or else you’d be in the air right now* “
Jesus Christ.
you know I know Is this a joke? He was making an exclamation.
@@idress8340 Yup, it's a joke
I mean...she did end up in the air later
I love how he doesn’t censor himself and censors the lunar faced broad
Basket ball head
Minorities amirite
Exdeee
What are you calling a lady there?
there's only one human there and one monster from the monster inc
14:40 my ears in the middle of class
11:16 FUNNY MIC IS BACK!
Their relationship is the most confusing thing ever...
In a nutshell: Tom&Jerry but emotional instead of physical battles
Lol 300. like
I really didn't expect this comment to blow up, thx
I was expecting mind to end up in the cuck shed.
Especially with that description on the vid
Minx: “No one’s attacking me.”
Schlatt: “ I can change that if you want.”
Who else missed this guy?
Ya the funny guy
Funny man
You know, back in 2001, i drove over 15 women, injured 8 and killed 8. Back then, i didn't ask them. Typical millenials, when i was your age i didn't have to be a cop to practise my racism on people
3:01 There it is! There's my favorite white mob
I love it how schlatt calls minx a potty mouth when he cusses more than her
Schlatt in community: thinking about being a marriage counselor
Let’s get Schlatt to post this
hell yeah
Thinking about getting a boyfriend.
Can’t wait till the chops and the mustache merge to become something horrifically incredible
All'd we need then is the bowler hat and it's complete
holy shit
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GrimLoched he’d be powerful beyond imagining. He’d rough ride down to Cuba and chain smoke cigars
@@bigpigeon2384 rap battles of history confirmed
Schlatt: watches paranormal activity
(Minx walks in)
Schlatt: (screams) was is this 4D shit
2:36 thank you for explaining the Minecraft lore, I was unsure where to find it!
Minx: With woman it's a straight yes or no. Minx: I'm only doing this for the views, no I'm not, yes I am.
If women were a straight yes or no, we wouldn’t have men going to Brazil...
@@fissilepear7805 ?????????
I can only hear Gollums voice in the second part of your comment
@@megasuperdog 90 day fiancee
FissilePear I assume that means Brazilian chicks are less complicated ?
Schlatt is starting to look more and more like his minecraft skin
As he grow older, yes.
*Shlatt*
7:05) you’re welcome trypophobia people
2:26 plants vs zombies nostalgia
“Man and Woman go together like yin and yang” -The Bible
The prophetic words of Jesus
Jesus is chinese?
Funny cause yin yang is a 69
Should I be the 500th like?
Amen
“Maybe if men just gave straight answers like women do.” I could see the disbelief on his face. He wanted to say something sooo bad.
But sooo true
Straight Fax
He did say something. It was just sped up and muted :)
@@DogeDogeriffic and he was probably right.
@@DogeDogeriffic also I like that he does circles over his eyes at the end, because that kind of implies that he insulted her for wearing glasses
Schlatt: My date
Connor: no no, Our date
Jshlatt: “Why do you look like that”
Me: “ well when a mommy and a daddy like each other very much…”
Bruh schlatt be looking like he’s about to secure independence for American in the 1700s
The Union forever, hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitors, up with the stars;
While we rally round the flag, boys, we rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!
recite the entire declaration of independence
@@laurenb309 In spanish
@Ozone thank you for your service
@@jschlattLIVE The queen is disatisfied with you good sir
schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the salem witch trials
Thanks for reminding me that I need to read the fucking crucible by the end of August
salem twitch trials
@@jondalessandro5610 good luck with that my dude
I can’t hate minx she’s so funny and I mean I’m a schlatt simp too
Schlimp
Press F for respect to all the Keyboards that took a L in the video.
Schlatt bullies a woman into depression: The Sequel
Nah not the sequel, The Saga
the squeakuel
The zequel
No... Electric launch boogaloo
Community tab in a day: “Thinking about bullying women”
Born to cyber bully
born to be a chad
"Not thinking about minx"
This comment had 53 likes last time i checked whoever is disliking my comment you are a little person.
JustaMinx is the twitch equivalent to Amy Schumer
This feels like a fever dream...
This was as every bit chaotic and terrible as I thought it'd be.
This video really shows how dedicated Schlatt is. He censored every single swear Minx said.
1:20 lmao
What’s better is he doesn’t censor any of the times he swears
True
Minx:”If you guys were more like women and tell it how it is maybe I would’ve believed you”
Schlatt the ENTIRE TIME:”I picked host”
God I forgot how menacing Connor was until I heard his music
Schlatt: *face inside cow's face*
Minx: "Umm..."
_Hard cut to Minx holding leather_
This is comedy
Timestamp?
@@denisedinh 1:21
knew i was gonna find a comment on this
1klike. DONT FORGET MEEEEE
@@kazuren635 cringe.
Minx is actually smart. She chose schlatt because she knew he picked host, so now she can keep going on the Austin show for free content.
No
Didnt stop katerino
minx is just a golddigger
There's a really good chance the two of them agreed for the show to play out like that beforehand for the lulz.
Monzer I wouldn’t be surprised
Schlatt's having a rough one, then his face at 10:49.
6:30 that's honeycomb cardboard, it's a cheap and effective way to make a strong desk, that's why IKEA make there desks like that
I just cant get over the fact that his desk is actually made out of cardboard
Like his soul
@@bigpigeon2384 he has a soul?
It’s made of compacted sawdust which is cheaper than wood so that’s in everything now
a lot of ikea desks are made out of cardboard
Griffin Door oh didnt know that
The thing about Schlatt is you can’t tell when he’s being genuine
Weeklyslap!
he’s never joking, everything he’s said is serious
@@regolithia Just what I was about to comment lmao.
Weekly slap is genuine schlatt
@@scootersports7042 They mean on his main channels
3:40 American Moment
2:36 - Nice Conversation!
“Just killed a woman, feeling good”
wasn't that TommyInit
Joe Bunton yeah during MCC
Is it just me, or is Schlatt slowly becoming more like his minecraft skin?
shh...
BBC News
Shh...
@Barnicle Sauce The facial hair.
I f*cking love schlatt's attitude to this, I love how schlatt handles this entire video.
i love the pvz sound effects
Schlatt is terrifyingly close to 1mil and I’m not ready for him to have this much power.
He has mil if we combine his channels.
Oh, he already has 1 mil. '99 was a tough year for his kill-streak.
@@yaoichurch Ah, so you were there too, eh? '99 was a rough year, gotta say.
I'm not mentally prepared...